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- Absolute Unit (n): a staggeringly chonky cat
- Accempt (v): to graciously receive the offering of a peet, leggie, etc.
- Airplane Ears (n): when a cat flattens and angles its ears, so they look like the wings of an airplane; often a sign of irritation, wild play, or interest in a noise behind them; also: owl ears, NYEEEEER
- Angy / Amgy (adj): adorably angry; e.g. “no talk me im angy”
- Angery / Angory (adj): very grumpy indeed
- Attacc (v): to lunge at
- Baked Beans (n): when a cat extends its paws toward a heat source, e.g. a radiator or fireplace
- Bamboozle (v): to do a heckin confuse
- Bebby (n/adj): kitten, small or adorable cat
- Beans (n): 1. toes; 2. kittens
- Bean Sprouts (n): tufts of fur between toes; also: toe hawks, toe beards
- Big Steppy (n): a s t r e t c h u m with only 1 peet forward
- Bikkies (n): dry cat food; see also: lööps, cromchies
- Bipod / Bi-pawed (n): two-legged cat
- Birb (n): feathered and flighted creature; the fortunate have cats to alert them to the presence of such a creature with the warning sound ekekekekekek
- Blep (n / v): when a cat forgets to retract its tongue, resulting in hilarity
- Boi (n): a cat, often but not necessarily male, can be modified with a descriptor (e.g. nakeyboi, nortyboi)
- Bonk (v): to lovingly headbutt one’s hooman; also: nudgems
- Boop (v): to touch a cat’s nose with one finger, e.g. “boop the snoot”
- Bøtthörle / Bøthörłê (n): butt hole, see also: pööplööp
- Bröther (n): human, provider of lööps; also: möther, fäther
- Cat Tax (n): the sharing of a cat photo along with one’s post as an offering to the group
- Cate / Cade (n): cat
- Catio (n): the structure attached to a chonk’s house that allows said chonk to sit behind a screen, daydreaming about chonk cat stuffs
- Cattitude (n): the state of being a catto with attitude; sass
- Catto (n): cat
- Cattoo (n): tattoo of a cat
- Chimken (n): 1. a favorite food of chonks; 2. a nakey catto
- Chirp (v): to make the “ekekekekek” sound when observing a toy or birb
- Chonk (n): a rotund cat
- Chonk in training (n): cat or kitten who is not quite chonky yet but has chonk potential
- Chonkette (n): a lady chonk, may be pragónté
- Chonklet / Chonklette (n): chonky kitten
- Chooch (v): to do a thing or to function well, e.g. “he’s choochin so good!”
- Choocher (n): one who chooches, e.g. “what a good choocher”
- Chumby (adj): rather plump, e.g. “chumby in the tumby”
- Chungus (n): an epic chonky cat; e.g. “a chungus among us”
- Cloud (n): white cat
- Cow (n): white cat with black markings
- Cromch / Cronch (v): to eat by crunching wif one’s teefs
- Cromchies (n): dry cat food; see also: bikkies, lööps
- Danger Hamb / Danger Chonk (n): large wildcat, like a lion, cheetah, tiger, etc.
- Do a __ (v): to do, often with a certain panache and vigor. Usually followed by a noun or adjective. e.g. “do a blep”, “do a lewd”
- Doggo (n): dogs; also: pupper, pupperino
- Donk (n): chonky dog, or a dog that thinks it’s a chonk; also: badonkadonk
- Dörty (adj): unclean or lewd
- Drumstick (n): one extended back leg, reminiscent of a rotisserie chimken; see also: leggie
- Ear furnishings (n): fur tufts inside a cat’s ears; also: ear beards
- Ekekekekekek (interjection): the chirping sound a cat makes whilst bird watching
- Elevator Butt (n): when a cat is enjoying rump scritches and raises their butt in excitement
- Famcy (adj): fancy; e.g. "he a famcy boi in a big bow tie"
- Flonk (n): a cat so fluffy they appear to be chonky; may or may not be chonky under all that fur (see secret slonk)
- Floof (n): a fluffy cat or kitten
- Floofy / Flonfy (adj): fluffy or long-haired
- Foob / Füd (n): sustenance
- Forbidden cats (n): raccoons, possums, red pandas, otters, etc.
- Freshly Baked Beans (n): newborn kittens
- Gib (v): give
- Görl (n): female cat
- Gremlin (n): a grompy hairless cat
- Grompy (adj): cranky or ill-tempered, high probability of airplane ears and murder mittens
- Hamb (n): cat
- Hambi (n): a hamb of unknown gender
- Hambina (n): a female hamb
- Hambino (n): a male hamb
- Hamblet / Hamblette (n): kitten; also: hambelina, hambini, bacon bit
- Hambsome (adj): very nice looking and dapper, may be dressed to impress in a nice tie or tophat
- Heckin (adj): used as an intensifier to emphasize an action; e.g. “he do a heckin’ screm for more foob”
- Henlo (interjection): hello
- Herb (pronoun): refers to a female cat, e.g. “I LOVE HERB”
- Himb (pronoun): refers to a male cat, e.g. “I LUV HIMB”
- Honky (n): oriental Shorthair cats with meows that sound like a goose honk
- Hooman (n): bringer of foob, giber of pets, scooper of poops; also: peasant, slave
- If I fits, I sits (mantra): cat logic for determining appropriate places for repose
- Kitty Glitter (n): the inescapable peppering of cat fur on clothing and furniture
- Land Orca (n): a chonky tuxedo cat
- Leggie / Legge (n): a cat’s leg, specifically one leg splayed out or “presemted”
- Lewd (adj): brazen display of a cat’s norty bits for all the world to see
- Loaf (v / n): when a cat sits with all paws tucked under, resembling a loaf of bread
- Long boi / Lomgboi (n): when a cat stretches out and looks very l o n g
- Lööps (n): cromchy dry cat food; see also: bikkies, cromchies
- Lorge (adj): large, e.g. “lorge and in chorge”
- Low Rider (n): cat with short legs and/or belly that hangs down close to the ground
- Make Biscuits (v): to knead on an item or person
- -Air biscuits (n): kneading into the ether; also: sky biscuits
- -Prison Biscuits (n): kneading with claws extended; also: murder biscuits, spicy biscuits
- -Sin biscuits (n): um... sexytimes, often with the unauthorized usage of a stuffed toy or other household object which then becomes the sole property of the cat
- Marshmallow (n): a white or cream colored floof
- Merp (v): to make a sudden vocalization expressing surprise or alarm, as when disturbed from slumber; also: brrrp, bwurr, murph
- Mlem (v): when a cat briefly extends its tongue in a licking motion
- Mönch (v): to eat with enthusiasm
- Murder Mittens (n): paws with the claws out; also: danger peets, spicy steppers, mean beans
- Nakey (adj): sphinx cat or a shaved cat
- Nip Nops (n): nipples; hated by the Zuck; e.g. “there better not be any heckin nip nops in here”
- Norty (adj): naughty, a cat who is misbehaving
- Oh Lawd, S/He Comin’ (interjection): phrase used in reference to the approach of an absolute unit
- Pantaloons (n): the fluff on the back legs and booty of a cat
- Patto (v): to pet a catto
- Peet / Peets (n): cat paws/feet; see also: steppers
- Pirate (n): cat with one eye
- Plop (v): to suddenly and dramatically flop into a laying position; also: plorp, flump, flop
- Pointy (adj): when a cats claws are extended; see also: murder mittens
- Pooch (n): the pouch of many names; the droopy underbelly section that sways when a cat walks; also: fupa, T U M, snacc sacc, chub, jelly belly, flabdomen, chumbles, paunch, flub, cookie pouch, mud flap, floop, etc.
- Pööplööp (n): butthole, also: bøtthörle
- Poopie Zoomies (n): when a cat races at full speed away from the litterbox after dropping a poop; also: crap lap, poophoria, poomies
- Poot (n / v): 1. fart; 2. singular of peets, meaning one paw; also: pøøt or pööt
- Potate (n / v): a chonky cat in the loaf position / to be lazy
- Pragónté (adj): pregnant; also: pregananant, pergenat, peegnate, pergert, gregnant, pragnart, prangent, pegrant, pregonate, pergenat, pargnet, pgrenant, etc. ad infinitum
- Pspspspspsps (interjection): a summoning spell for hambs, effectiveness may vary
- Purralyzed (adj): when a cat is laying on you so you can’t move
- Purrito (n): 1. a very cozy kitten or cat, typically wrapped in a blanket and purring; 2. a perturbed cat swaddled against its will
- Razzle Dazzle (v): to sit with one leg pointing skyward like a pinup model, often lewd; e.g. “give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle”
- Salami / Little a salami (n): a snacc for hambs; a little should be just fine as a treat
- Screm (v): 1. to meow in dismay; 2. to appear to be screaming when caught mid-yawn
- Secret Slonk (n): cat that appears to be chonky but is really just fluffy
- Schmoo / Schmoopy (n): a very loved cat
- Shrimpin (v): to lay curled up in a shrimp shape, sometimes while hugging one’s leggies
- Sing the Song of My People (v): to meow repeatedly for no particular reason, often in the wee hours of the morning
- Sky Raisin (n): a fly
- Slonk (n): a slender cat
- Slow Blink (v / n): a sign of affection and contentment, one of the highest forms of chonk praise offered to a hooman; also: love eyes, slow winkies
- Smol (adj): of diminutive stature/build (can still be chonky)
- Snacc (n / v): treats or snacks / to eat excitedly; see also: monch, cromch
- Snoot (n): a cat’s nose
- Snoozle (n / v): a nap / to take a nap
- Snout Sprouts (n): whiskers
- Socks (n): markings on a cats feet that resemble socks; also: boots
- Spicy (adj): of sassy, surly, or rambunctious demeanor; the state of having cattitude
- Spicy Sky Raisin (n): a bee or wasp
- Sploot (v): to lay on stomach with legs splayed out behind, sometimes with paws stretched out in front too
- Spoopy (adj): heckin scary; do himb a startle
- Steppers (n): a cat’s feet
- Stimk Face (n): the dismayed, open-mouthed expression a cat makes after smelling something pungent
- Stimky / Stonky (adj): do not like, bad smelling, e.g. “stimky doggo”
- Stompies (n): the act of walking all over a hooman
- S t r e t c h u m s (n): a cat stretch
- Teefs (n): teeth; also: toofs, toofers, teefers
- Terminal Baby Disease (n): the affliction of being just baby, very common in felines
- Thicc (adj): of ample build
- Toasted Marshmallow (n): a white floof with darker coloration on its ears, paws, and/or tail; e.g. siamese and ragdolls
- Tortie (n): a tortoiseshell cat (black, brown, and amber fur patterns)
- Tortitude (n): the state of being a tortie with attitude/charisma
- Triangle Tail (n): the wobbly stage of kittenhood during which the tail is a triangle shape
- Tripod / Tripawed (n): cat with three legs
- Troublepuffs (n): norty bits of a male cat
- Tummy Trap (n): an exposed cat belly you really want to pet, but are likely to encounter murder mittens; also: danger floof
- Tuxedo (n): black cat with white marks, especially on chest and belly area
- Two of Them / (__ of themb!) (interjection): an exclamation in response to multiple cats, generally of similar size, breed, or color
- Void (n): black cat, also: hauspanther, soot sprite
- Wonky (adj): special needs cat
- Zoomies (n): when a cat races around at full-speed, often at 2 am; usually includes kitty parkour, murder mittens may be in use as well; also: zooms, rips, NYOOOOOOM
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