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“Asshole’s Mcserious’s grim and grisly adventure”


Decision 1: Male/Female Main character, 1d10

1.  Male
2.  Female
3.  Male Tentacle monster (polymorphs from normal to monster regularly and with ease)
4.  Succubus Female
5.  Tiefling Male
6.  Fallen Angel
7.  Wandering bodybuilder giantess
8.  Choose male or female, a demon prince was one of your parents
9.  Choose male or female, you are a planeswalker
10. Choose male or female, you are a shapeshifting dragon

Decision 2, adventure class: 1d20+1d6

An exact result of 1 has no addition to it, the +1d6 is only added to results of 2 and above.

1.  Fighter
2.  Thief
3.  Ninja
4.  Bard
5.  Mage
6.  Assassin
7.  Necromancer
8.  Sorcerer
9.  Knight
10. Blackguard
11. Alchemist
12. Merchant
13. Aristocrat
14. Slave trader
15. Conjurer
16. Viking
17. Cleric, evil deity worshiper
18. Corrupt cleric
19. Inquisitor
20. Warlock
21. Multi-class, choose 2 that are not opposites
22. Pirate
23. Psychic
24. Barbarian
25. Cat burglar
26. Amazon (reroll if male)

Decision 3, artifact: 1d20

This is relevant to the backstory mostly, and is always in the control of the character rolled with decisions 1 and 2, which is intended to be only 1 character in each scene, the same character having the same item in longer stories, and all of these items very rare, so very few scenes should have 2 people who both have one of these.

1.  Sword of Darkness – Very powerful, contains a tiny piece of the abyss
2.  Ring of Causality – Always escape death until all possible outcomes are exhausted
3.  Amulet of Power – All of your skills and abilities gain 7 levels.
4.  Orb of the abyss – Safely travel to the abyss, several other powers
5.  Ax of Sorrow – Absorbs the souls of those it kills.
6.  Black book – Levels in necromancer, a group of spells
7.  Iron book – Levels in demonologist, a group of spells
8.  Amulet of ultimate truth – Gain immense power, but you know you are in a meaning-deficit world
9.  Crimson Crown – Undead -must- obey you. (no saving throw no resistances)
10. Golden Belt – 6 levels of alchemist, immunity to poison and curses
11. Jade Armlets – 6 levels of ninja, stats raised by 2.
12. Amulet of Phanes – Gain immense power, but a sudden vortex will one day take you to the center of the universe, where you will meet Azathoth.
13. Crimson Beherit – The hand of god (berserk) will one day appear and make you a member, in the meanwhile, you gain 8 levels in every ability and skill.
14. Black iron mask – Gain 4 levels of blackguard in addition to reflecting curses and debilitating magic back at the caster
15. Ring of utter destruction – The Idea of Evil (berserk) has chosen you to destroy this plane, gain extremely immense power, but you will almost definitely fail your ultimate mission to destroy the plane.
16. Silver belt – Acrobat, dodge, and attack as if a level 10 ninja.
17. The locked book – Until the book one day opens and destroys you, all demons MUST obey you, except princes and the demonic author of the locked book.
18. Spear of 7 ancient kings – All of your physical stats max out, gain 7 levels of barbarian.
19. Red and silver robe – Gain 4 levels of demonologist and 4 levels of sorcerer.
20. Gold and Green wand – Extremely powerful wand, you are a planeswalker while it is equipped.

Decision 4: Setting of each scene in the list, 1d20+1d10 (used multiple times if a story arc is planned, only used once if one scene is planned)

An exact result of 1 has no addition, the +1d10 is only added to results of 2 and above.

1.  Plains
2.  Swamp
3.  Forest
4.  City
5.  Mountain
6.  Beach
7.  Graveyard
8.  Town
9.  Cave
10. Jungle
11. River
12. Rain Forest
13. Freezing Mountains
14. Freezing Forest
15. Volcano mountain
16. Another dimension
17. Temple
18. Dungeon
19. Mausoleum
20. Ruins
21. Choose 1, it is now sinister
22. Choose 1, it is now haunted
23. Choose 1, it is now possessed by a ghost
24. Choose 1, it is now possessed by a demon
25. Choose 1, it is now an ancient gateway of evil forces
26. Choose 1, the location is infernal
27. The world of the dead
28. On board a ship
29. On board a flying vehicle
30. The scene is in a dreamscape

Meanings

Sinister – seriously bad history
Haunted – actively haunted by ghosts
Possessed, ghost type – 1 single ghost has possessed the whole area
Possessed, demon type – 1 single demon has possessed the whole area
Ancient Gateway – Demon princes or Evil Gods entered the world for the first time in this area (long before-scene usually).
Infernal – The area has been so badly corrupted that it ‘glitches’ over to hell-materials regularly several times per day & per night.

Companions, 1d100+1d3

The 1d3 is only added to results of 02 and above, an exact 1 result has no addition.

01. True love, choose one, she’s crazy about you (in a good way)
02. Evil princess
03. Gorgon
04. Naga
05. Drow
06. Ice elf
07. Harpy
08. Giantess
09. Ogress
10. Unseelie
11. Troll
12. Orc
13. Witch
14. Vampire
15. Ghost
16. Specter
17. Mummy
18. Afanc (like a mermaid but evil)
19. Golem
20. Werewolf
21. Demon
22. Tiefling
23. Dragon
24. Spider
25. Goblin
26. Sorceress
27. Mino-cow
28. Alraun
29. Sphinx
30. Gryphon
31. Graiae (young and beautiful despite hag/witch powers)
32. Lamia
33. Uruk
34. Succubus
35. Vodyanoi (another evil mermaid type)
36. Eldritch being
37. Geisha Ghost
38. Geisha Demon
39. Werebat
40. Sea witch
41. Underworld Princess – Demonic netherworld
42. Underworld Princess – World of the Dead
43. Demigoddess of Evil
44. Demigoddess of Lust
45. Succubus Queen
46. Unseelie Queen
47. Ladonian Naga (giantess naga)
48. Fallen Angel
49. Genie
50. Evil Queen MILF
51. Evil Sorceress MILF
52. Succubus MILF
53. Vampire MILF
54. Succubus Princess
55. Afanc Princess
56. Vodyanoi Princess
57. Vampire Princess
58. Lamia Princess
59. Naga Princess
60. Naga Sorceress
61. Lamia Sorceress
62. Ladonian Naga Amazon
63. Harpy Giantess
64. Cyclops Giantess
65. Giantess Sorceress
66. Giantess Princess
67. Mino-MILF
68. Golem MILF
69. Mino-Sorceress
70. Unseelie Sorceress
71. Unseelie Princess
72. Mino-cow Queen Milf
73. Mino-cow Amazon Milf
74. Mummy Princess
75. Mummy Sorceress
76. Mummy Milf
77. Cyclops Princess
78. Troll Amazon
79. Orc Amazon
80. Vampire Amazon
81. Naga Amazon
82. Cyclops Amazon Princess
83. Giantess Amazon Princess
84. Gorgon Amazon
85. Gorgon Sorceress
86. Gorgon Princess
87. Gorgon Milf
88. Underworld Giantess
89. Underworld Giantess MILF
90. Drow Princess
91. Drow Amazon
92. Ice Elf Princess
93. Ice Elf Sorceress
94. Ice Elf MILF
95. Drow Amazon MILF
96. Ice elf Sorceress MILF
97. Ghost Princess
98. Specter Princess
99. Ghost MILF
100.    Double trouble, roll 2d100 for 2 on 1
101.    Ninja Sorceress
102.    Ninja Demoness
103.    Ninja Vampiress

Culture & Region, 1d4+1

An exact result of 1 has no addition to it, the +1 is only done to results of 2 and above.

1.  Northern (very light, blonde or redhead)
2.  Western (gold-tan to light, redhead or brunette)
3.  Eastern (Asiatic features)
4.  Southern (very dark)
5.  Islander (tan with light hair)

Exotic stuff, 1d20+1d6

The 1d6 is only added to results of 2 and above, an exact 1 result has no addition to it.

1.  Fashion statement burka & hijab
2.  Cultural burka & hijab
3.  Numerous sexy tattoos
4.  Numerous piercings
5.  Fashion statement hijab
6.  Cultural hijab
7.  Tattoos and Piercings
8.  Magical piercings
9.  Trained Belly Dancer
10. Trained Massage artist
11. Trained consort
12. Choose 1 & add 6 levels of bard
13. Magical tattoos
14. Priceless jewelry
15. Fashion statement burka
16. Cultural burka
17. Fashion statement veil
18. Cultural veil
19. Elaborate hairdo
20. Elaborate braids
21. Choose 1 & add 5 levels of assassin
22. Choose 1 & add 2 levels of bard & 2 levels of assassin
23. Levels of elementalist
24. Noble social class
25. Royal social class
26. Fabulously wealthy

Notes: If a roll-result is something that is always dark (such as a drow) they ignore the light/dark skintone information, same as with something that is always eastern (such as a geisha). A fashion statement burka & hijab isn’t mandated by religion or culture and usually covers significantly less & is more embroidered jewel-studded precious metal studded etc, while a cultural burka & hijab covers a good bit more and is usually mandated by religion, culture, or climate, though it may still be very fancy. If a northern result is joined by a burka & hijab result, the materials used are fluffy/fuzzy, rather than more usual textiles, if Eastern is joined by a burka & hijab result, silks and other exotic far eastern materials are used.


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“Scarem Harem”

Horror movies are the theme of this list, it contains monsters slashers and insane killers of that sort of movie’s antagonists, as well as more normal characters.

Decision 1: Main character, 1d2

1.  Guy
2.  Girl

After you decide this, roll 1d100 from either the girl or guy list, the result is the character you are using, then go to decision 2.

Decision 2: Location and Year, 1d20+2d20, the +2d20 only if the result is 2 or above

1.  Moon lake, population 791, NW Wisconsin, year 1942
2.  Boertown, population 1100, SE Nebraska, year 1955
3.  Albertville, population 1540, N Alabama, year 1962
4.  Saurham Wood, population 807, W Maine, year 1973
5.  Woodwose, population 1830, Central Alaska, year 1980
6.  Diamond Lake, population 2860, E Nevada, year 1989
7.  Tauntonville, population 1667, Vermont, year 1992
8.  Silverstead, population 3761, NE Colorado, year 1999
9.  Fishwell, population 902, N Utah, year 2007
10. Hopestown, population 1170, N Dakota, year 2017
11. Bellwood, population 1909, W Louisiana, year 1950
12. Grantham Hall, population 789, New York state, year 1961
13. Slab Mountain, population 2071, E Nevada, year 1975
14. Stamford, population 1104, New Hampshire, year 1982
15. Guilefort, population 763, N Michigan, year 1948
16. Huddsville, population 1243, South Dakota, year 1990
17. Holt’s Camp, population 690, Middle Florida, year 1928
18. Jupiter, population 851, W Arkansas, year 1966
19. Ogden, population 1039, North Dakota, year 1951
20. Hood flats, population 1156, W New Mexico, year 2002
21. Ile-de-fleur, population 1700, France, year 1900
22. Aigarstrond, population 1127, Norway, year 1890
23. Gifford, Vermont, population 1219, year 1892
24. Webbville, Alaska, population 1417, year 1912
25. Howard’s hall, Nebraska, population 891, year 1907
26. Hyndwood, England, population 1700, year 1957
27. Geirsvalt, Switzerland, population 1482, year 2062
28. Midian, Maine, population 1605, year 2028
29. Swainbridge, Scotland, population 1810, year 2035
30. Choose 1, you are a time traveler who is visiting from the future
31. Re-roll, you are in an episode of the twilight zone
32. Re-roll, you are in an episode of night gallery
33. Mistlebough, Maine, population 792, year 1922
34. Bamford, Virginia, population 1122, year 1931
35. Buford, Georgia, population 1992, year 1986
36. Otley Falls, West Virginia, population 616, year 1895
37. Oatsford, North Dakota, population 1542, year 2019
38. Hammet, Kentucky, population 467, year 1901
39. Re-roll, you are in an episode of tales from the crypt
40. Re-roll, you are in an episode of tales from the darkside
41. Oldham, Maine, population 899, year 1953
42. Lancaster, West Virginia, population 1202, year 1964
43. Hogan, south Dakota, population 1451, year 1974
44. Dry Gulch, Nevada, population 772, year 1992
45. Stillwater, Alabama, population 1842, year 1899
46. Tapwell, Wyoming, population 910, year 2015
47. High Water, Maryland, population 1002, year 2052
48. Coast Key, Florida, population 568, year 2029
49. Cactus, Texas, population 1142, year 1991
50. Olsen, Virginia, population 1703, year 1905
51. Haberdeen, Utah, population 1532, year 2073
52. Brusilov, Georgia, population 1083, year 1934
53. Andamans, Wisconsin, population 1100, year 1998
54. Southwick, Nebraska, population 1430, year 2022
55. Hubertsville, California, population 1000, year 1911
56. Re-roll, you are in a well-known horror franchise
57. Re-roll, you are living after the apocalypse
58. Re-roll, the town is full of night-only supernatural beings
59. Re-roll, the world barely survived something apocalyptic
60. Re-roll, the town is a human enclave in a dismal-dark timeline

About the girls and boys in brief

A few have words beside their names, monsters have their types listed, but some have further information as follows.

“Final” = She is the final girl, she survives whatever happens

“Precursor” = Her death, destruction, or other negative outcomes caused the story to start, she is mentioned only or seen only briefly, and usually dead before the story started (so use her in lore and dialog, but she’s not seen on screen). If you roll a precursor make a note of it but roll again, since they won’t actually be seen in a scene.

“GG” = Good girl, a virgin nice girl who is a real actual nice girl, never a monstrous girl.

“Queen” = a prom queen has-everything type girl (note that only girls who actually say prom queen are the prom queen)

“unsurvivor” = an evil character who has this never survives the end of the story, never found in anything but monsters/villains. After an unsurvivor has died, remove them from the list and place a new person there. A list should always have a few unsurvivors.

‘wide’ = she is like a bbw or vbbw in size, though she isn’t a milf unless mentioned as one

“Fake GG” = the opposite of a GG, she has a public image as a good-girl, but she’s actually an evil-minded bitch.

“Junkie” = she’s a needles drugs user


The girls exotic stuff

Roll 1d10 for this after you have selected 1 or more girls, only rolling this for the girls you desire to give one of these things to.

1.  The red sling – the girl is now a sexy vampirella style vampiress who is at least 80 vampire-years old
2.  The black dress – the girl is a sexy elvira style milf with relatively low level witch powers
3.  Tiny knife ear-rings – international slasher code for ‘I want a slasher to be my boyfriend’ or ‘I am a slasher too’
4.  Unicorn’s horn amulet – the girl who has this is now a witch, if she was already a witch, she is significantly more powerful.
5.  Artifact amulet – the girl is a risen-mummy with normal human appearance (no race or skin tone changes)
6.  Starlet’s choker – The girl is a risen-demon with normal human appearance (no race or skin tone changes)
7.  Witch’s Corset – The girl is a witch who is part of a new-wave girl-power coven of young women.
8.  White Dress – The girl becomes a “final girl” in addition to her other types. Never given to unsurviors, precursers, or villains.
9.  Red dress – The girl becomes a succubus, and is more beautiful in every way than any normal girl could be.
10. Ring of 12 princes – The girl is a demon prince’s chosen, she will be his spouse after death, and his slave in life, in exchange for tremendous power.


Woman List

1d100+1d6 if a result of 2 or above is rolled

1.  Mandy Greeneberg, jewish violinist
2.  Velma Dinklefarb, jewish high school girl, GG
3.  Weena Howland, high school girl, queen
4.  Mobezy obutu, black mad scientist girl
5.  Selma Duncan, redneck girl, GG
6.  Courtney Gerb, queen college girl
7.  Sandra Hartley, college girl, final
8.  Amanda Hartley, cheerleader, sandra’s sister
9.  Laurie Strode, Precursor
10. Nancy Hoppe, Swimteam
11. Bertha Goulden, jewish goth
12. Snooky Hauser, cheerleader
13. Miranda Blake, MILF, mother of Daphne Blake
14. Daphne Blake, queen high school girl
15. Trudy “Trash” Tanstackel, biker bad girl
16. Juliet Starling, Cheerleader, Martha Holton’s adopted daughter
17. Martha Holton, MILF, no biological children
18. Nina Edgewood, prom queen high school girl
19. Sandy Peyton Milistone, queen rich girl
20. Mina Oriole, tough black girl
21. Augusta van dorn, GG queen
22. Dinah Elberg, MILF, jewish librarian, no children
23. Saundra van dorn, swimteam, sister of Augusta
24. Nancy Stanford, Racing set girl
25. Tina Woodwine, cheerleader, GG final
26. Michelle Meese, guitar playing bad girl
27. Tammy Neronda, black girl precursor
28. Tammy Two-Oaks, tough native girl
29. Hermione Wendel, GG nerd, glasses
30. Sheba Winthorpe, Queen, one of the richest girls in town
31. Jaqueline Ho, local exotic Asian girl
32. Ashley Ranhoop, cute sweet GG girl
33. Penelope Lo, racing set exotic Asian girl, final
34. Inga Sorstwick, witch, unsurvivor
35. Helga Sorstwick, witch, sister of Inga
36. Undina Woolward, cheerleader
37. Tiffany Grace, vampire
38. Nabetha Stein, jewish precursor
39. Tabitha Prancing-Deer, native American GG
40. Jessy Strughold, camp councilor, final
41. Wanda Holdam, gymnastics team
42. Rina Wystecy, ortho-jewish girl
43. Rebecca Wystecy, witch, ortho-jewish girl, sister of Rina
44. Serena Fridhopf, nazi slasher
45. Angevina Fleming, black girl camp councilor
46. Shelly Ingersol, fake GG bad girl queen
47. Sheila Hamwood, ‘wide’ cute goth GG
48. Trudy Gorbo, racing set precursor
49. Jessica Truntaun, ‘wide’ nerd girl
50. Shevina Glapham, evil psychic, unsurvivor
51. Esther Glapham, MILF, Shevina’s mother
52. Ilsa Hovenwalder, nazi psychic
53. Angel Rebbly, country girl Final
54. Yi Hai Tham, queen dark Asian girl
55. Mi Ju Tham, swimteam dark Asian girl, sister of Yi Hai Tham
56. Nina Oriole, Black cop milf, Mina’s mom
57. Sun Goldwell, hippie GG
58. Jill Joplin, racing set bad girl
59. Cindy Wainsworth, nerd precursor
60. Patricia Arbey, risen mummy (normal human appearance)
61. Louisa Palfrey, waitress GG
62. Francine High-mountain, country girl native American
63. Courtney Parker, ghost
64. Samantha Pellwood, college girl GG
65. Nina Pellwood, dyed hair college girl, sister of S. Pellwood
66. Angie Milkhouse, risen demon (normal human appearance)
67. Sabrina Trunch, black good-witch goth
68. Serra Hapstone, guitarist GG
69. Tracy Wang, Asian camp councilor
70. Patty Feldbau, jewish computer nerd
71. Su Yi Fong, light Asian cheerleader
72. Candice Ohep, good witch GG mixed girl
73. Ananda Ohep, MILF, good witch, mother of Candice, black
74. Suzy Windham, racing set GG
75. Trudy Windham, prom queen GG, sister of Suzy
76. Tabitha Rowtree, tough country girl
77. Mandy Hepfel, nazi witch
78. Juno Salvito, gymnastics team
79. Beanna Hurley, possessed girl unsurvivor
80. Fiona Thusthopf, unseelie fake GG, unsurvivor
81. Sena Upham, MILF teacher, secretly an undercover cop
82. Catherine Norwald, MILF principle, secretly a cultist
83. Mavis Stewart, milf housewife-y vamp
84. Mena O’dell, risen mummy milf (normal human appearance)
85. Jasmine Hollywode, succubus bad girl
86. Gina Fuller, Virgin milf, no kids
87. Tina Erlecher, succubus milf, Jasmine’s (secret and unacknowledged) mother
88. Celestia Grant, queen, one of the richest girls in town
89. Trish Tablinski, racing set succubus
90. Cherise Coltrane, weed smoking risen mummy girl (normal human appearance)
91. Jeminah Hud, black gymnastics team
92. Ulla Godewin, swiss exchange student
93. Selma Hapyec, MILF bar owner, polish
94. Charlene Arpenwall, junkie queen
95. Tandy Min, light Asian goth
96. Sarah Geltham, milf jewish succubus
97. Saravanda Pelwyky, weed smoking milf goth
98. Pick a character, they are now a succubus or vampire
99. Pick a character, they are now a milf succubus OR milf vampire
100.    Double trouble roll twice for a 2 on one
101.    Okelso, a female Yautja amazon
102.    Kae’lo Oktello, native cannibal milf
103.    Esmerelda Hasego, European witch
104.    Odella Longwell, slasher who is a black milf
105.    Eliaso Abdu, middle-eastern psychic milf unsurvivor
106.    Lysera Montreve, a vampiress from wales


The guys exotic stuff

Only roll this after you’ve selected 1 or more guys and only roll this for the guys you’ve chosen to give one of these things to.

1d10

1.  Knife tattoo, left elbow – international slasher code for ‘I want a slasher to be my girlfriend’
2.  UFO keyring – the boy is now an alien, if he is already an alien, the UFO keyring can become a fully functional full size UFO on command
3.  Artifact amulet – the boy is now a risen-mummy (no race or skintone changes)
4.  Mid-sack barbell – situated exactly between the guy’s balls and vertical, the guy is a risen-demon (no race or skin tone changes)
5.  Ancient ring – The guy is now a vampire who is at least 121 years old
6.  Incantation tattoos – the guy is a very powerful warlock, if he was already a warlock, he is chief warlock of his cult now
7.  Terrible tattoo – The guy now has a tattoo on his back or chest which contains a very powerful demon.
8.  Iron diet – The guy is now very significantly more muscular and bigger in every way everywhere.
9.  Axe tattoo, over heart – The guy has killed over 100 people already and is always a ‘most-wanted’ list person.
10. Amulet of the consul – The guy is chosen by a demon queen or princess to be her spouse after death and slave in life, gaining tremendous power.

Guy list

Note: where you see “red herring” it means the guys so bad they might initially think its him even though it isn’t. This only applies to bad people who aren’t actually the killer/danger, so red herrings are never actually the danger. Additionally, where you see “upstanding”, it means it’s the type boy every girls parents would like her to bring home, the wholesome very ‘good guy’ type boy.

1d100+1d6 if a result of 2 or above is rolled

1.  Brandon Wilts, bad boy biker
2.  Mikey Walton, football team
3.  George Gray, vampire
4.  John Sorenson, swimteam
5.  Brad erlecher, son of Tina, bad part demon boy
6.  Andrew Jones, Good guy football team
7.  Mick Kazinski, chess team
8.  Ike Bolton, debate team
9.  Sam Holt, college age biker
10. Eb Holt, college age mechanic, Sam’s brother
11. Chiang Do, karate team
12. Isaki Todo, Japanese exchange student
13. Andy gray, 16,000 year-old vampire (normal human appearance)
14. Rand Powel, quarterback
15. Mads Mitchelson, wrestling team
16. Dandy Mcgoo, goofy nerdy guy (surprisingly massive dick)
17. Renny Woolward, boxing team, Undina’s brother
18. Abe two-moons, tough indian guy
19. Sven Sundenlapska, Finnish exchange student
20. Ernest Worlicker, nazi slasher
21. Tommy Mitts, boxing team
22. Gene Gerb, brother of Courtney Gerb, good-guy
23. Sing Tao Ya, visiting alien (normal human appearance)
24. Ted Gold, swimteam
25. Eddy Palmer, Football team
26. Rufus Jones, bad boy biker
27. Hatch Ickelstan, risen mummy (normal human appearance)
28. Kevin Yao, debate team
29. Kenny Louis, bad boy guitar player
30. Vinny Vicks, red herring bad boy
31. Ethan Johnson, language major, upstanding
32. Igor Ladvolsas, soccer team
33. Edward Rusmans, computer nerd
34. Howie Hutzelnik, football team
35. Terry Winthorpe, sheba winthorpe’s brother, very upper class
36. Sean Ranhoop, Ashley Ranhoop’s brother, robotics nerd
37. Henry Howlan, brother of weena howland, very upper class
38. James Proft, biker upstanding
39. Archer Amundson, bad boy drums player
40. Tam Wendel, chess team, Hermione’s brother
41. Renlo Holdam, geology major, Wanda Holdam’s brother
42. Chen Su Wei, Chinese exchange student
43. Wing Ja, karate team
44. Harry Hapstone, red herring Satanist
45. Hugh Hovenwalder, economics major, Ilsa’s brother
46. Billy Goldwell, Upstanding good guy
47. Shawn Ho, Jaqueline Ho’s brother, racing set
48. Huberto Tablinski, Trish Tablinski’s half brother, good guy racing set
49. Sergei Mambulov, Russian exchange student
50. Vinny Truntaun, Fencing team, Brother of Jessica Truntaun
51. Edward Edgewood, art major
52. Carl Parker, descendant of Courtney parker, upstanding
53. Jim Hughs, psychology major
54. Rhett Standing-snake, country boy native American
55. Mike Arpenwall, Charlene’s upstanding brother
56. Talbot Tanstackle, mechanical engineering major, trudy’s distant-from-her brother
57. Mac Mancino, country boy boxing team
58. Hep Jones, sound engineering major
59. Ron Hubbard, upstanding guy racing set
60. Seok Jok Wai, Korean exchange student
61. William Potsham, fake-upstanding slasher
62. Willy Howard, red herring bad boy
63. Wace Braun, precursor
64. Ace Jackson, quarterback
65. Waldo Thorndyke, racing set
66. Floyd Ferengo, boxing team
67. Max Evesham, political-science major
68. Freddy Fasbindauer, wrestling team
69. Argo Renlargi, warlock of extreme power
70. Carl Klewenescy, polish exchange student
71. Waldo Loos, racing set
72. Ito Mitsuguni, debate team
73. George Taiwei, karate team
74. Higgs Macginty, wrestling team
75. Uther Dross, precursor
76. Seado Hains, racing set
77. George Macgrue, aero-engineering major
78. Tommy Wallace, boxing team
79. Justin Bailey, goth
80. John Wainbart, red herring
81. Early Two-birds, tough indian guy
82. Udo Hapyec, son of Selma Hapyec, polish upstanding
83. Haps Gordon, weed smoking goth saxophone player
84. Seago Wendley, professor of chemistry
85. Wilbert Gordon, upstanding, haps’s brother
86. Sanders Gray, brother of andy and George, vampire
87. Herb Untenmeyer, chess team
88. Lloyd Fessbecken, nazi psychic
89. Hans Andower, racing set
90. Hudlec Jonescu, Romanian exchange student
91. Ike Lobiesky, precursor
92. Danny Gookin, computer nerd
93. Lamont Derringer, criminal justice major
94. Theo van horn, FBI junior agent
95. Ram Hortenbras, CIA junior agent
96. Bilbo Hopkin, time traveler from the past
97. Jimmy Bailey, upstanding, Justin’s brother
98. Choose 1 character, they are now a slasher or a vampire
99. Choose 1 character, they are now a warlock or an alien
100.    Choose 1 character, they are now a time traveler or a demon
101.    Kai Sander, visiting alien
102.    Ho’lek, native cannibal
103.    Hans Kasendel, European slasher
104.    Bryan Krueger, black sun member
105.    Martino Lobesky, Albanian mafia
106.    Philip Landrew, good-warlock guy

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“The maaaagical toy box *gleam gleam sparkle sparkle*”

Inflatable Toys; yes, its one of THOSE lists.

Each character on the list has already set fillings.

Meanings of fillings

GG – “good girl”, very wholesome, sugary-sweet girls who are frequently virgins
Milf – the girl has a body like a mother who has had 1 or 2 children, if very full, 3 children
Fake – The girl has enhanced looking curves
Bimbo – the girl has maximum faking applied with maximum skill
Top – Top heavy
Bottom – bottom heavy
Amazon – Firm girl muscles everywhere
Smug – the girl has a big ego, smug multiplies if certain things happen
Model – The girl is very beautiful, but not faked at all
Goth – the girl is a goth
Ditz – the girl is an airhead
Wide – the girl is plump-curved and big bellied
Hourglass – The girl is exactly balanced between top and bottom heavy
Chocolate – the girl is dark in skin tone, a girl who is very full of chocolate changes to effectively-black
Vanilla – The girl is light in skin tone, a girl who is very full of vanilla changes to effectively-white
SJW –  the girl is a big time sjw who pretends to be virtuous but is actually a super turbo ultra whore ‘empowered’ type girl.
Dom – the girl is a dominant
Sub – the girl is a submissive
Bitch – the girl becomes a mean tsundere dominatrix.
Perky – the opposite of goth, happy peppy popular girl type behavior
Cheer – effect of ditz and perky and fake at the same time
Tight – The girls waist shrinks to its minimum safe size, curves all getting bigger

Optional fillings not currently defaulted to anyone

Remove 1 filling from the listed character your roll has selected, then, roll 1d4 if you want to use any of these.

1.  Cinnamon – the girl becomes slightly dark hindu
2.  Cream – the girl becomes a very flexible girl-creature similar to a majin
3.  Bubble gum – the girl becomes very light and very easy to inflate
4.  Cocoa – The girl becomes a ganjuro

Accessories, 1d20, but up to 3d20 if its desired (each result is alone and not added to the other 2), adding 1d10 unless a roll is exactly 1.

Note: if a girl is already Asian, white, or dark and a color-change is rolled to make them what they already are, simply re-roll.

1.  Belt of tightness – a girl takes twice as much to fill
2.  Secret valve, breasts – breasts can be filled independently
3.  Corset of tightness – girl becomes an exactly perfect hourglass
4.  Shirt of the bimbo – shirt so tight breasts and lips get bimbo big
5.  Chocolate cheesecake – girl becomes mixed dark/light exactly 50/50.
6.  Firmness perfume – the girl is firm like an amazon and smells sexy
7.  Cherry cheesecake – girl becomes super sweet very girly GG
8.  Cursed belly-ring of wideness – girl blows up as wide as she can and stays that way
9.  Yoga pants of the milf – girl becomes a tight body yoga-milf
10. Cursed corset of smugness – filling slowly transforms to smug while this is worn
11. Secret valve, rear – butt can be filled independently
12. Choker of ditziness – head remains its usual size but fills with ditz
13. Thong of the succutoy – girl fills with exactly 50/50 model & fake, but is a succubus-toy
14. Tiramisu – The girl becomes very light in skin-tone and upper class acting
15. Pants of the preggo – so tight it makes a girl look pregnant with a really big belly
16. Strap-on of doom – The sub deflates into the dom that used this on her
17. Wanton won-ton – girl changes to Asian in racial origin
18. Duct tape of destiny – an X of duct tape over her main valve that can’t be removed
19. Jelly jiggle – The girl’s filling becomes slightly lighter than air jelly/jello
20. Belly wiggle – the girls slightly lighter than air jelly/jello filling stretches her as wide as it can
21. Angel Wings – 2 small puffy angel wings that make a girl even more gg or sjw than normal
22. Thong of conceit – The girl’s filling becomes conceit, which does all the same things as fake and smug.
23. Cursed strap-on of deflating – The dom deflates herself into the sub when she orgasms while wearing this.
24. Tightness bun – the girls hair forms up into a tight little bun and she becomes filled with tight and dom.
25. Gooey Jelly – similar to cream but the girl becomes a full on goo girl toy
26. Booty shorts – the shorts squeeze the girls waist and make her butt very plump
27. Emergency valve – Pops open automatically if the girl gets to big.
28. Glowing Geisha robe – The toy gains all the skills a geisha would have, as well as the same effect as the wanton won-ton and the belt of tightness.
29. Wine-y Cheese – The girl becomes -very- upper class and -very- light in skin tone
30. Choker of the vacuum – The toy sucks dick very well, but also inflates really -really- fast.

Girls, 1d100 or if both players are using girls, 2d100

If 2d100 is used and rivals are put together, such as juri-han and cammy white for example, the rival is either secretly crazy about the other girl in a good way, very tsundere, or mean and dominant.

1.  Paulina (Nintendo) – gg/milf
2.  Chun Li – milf/amazon
3.  Cammy White – gg/sjw – Rival: Juri-han
4.  Sakura Sena – milf/fake
5.  Armie Flores – bimbo/fake
6.  Hitomi Tanaka – fake/top
7.  Bobbi Billard – model/amazon
8.  Princess Peach – gg/perky
9.  Samus Aran – amazon/tight
10. Kasumi (dead or alive) – gg/sub
11. Sakura Kusanago – gg/tight
12. Elena (street fighter) – gg/sub
13. Helena Douglas – sjw/fake
14. Tina Armstrong – amazon/model
15. Hitomi (dead or alive) - model
16. Puma Swede - fake/milf
17. Diamond Jackson – milf/model
18. Karin Kanzuki – perky/model – Rival: Sakura Kusanago
19. C. Viper (street fighter) – milf/chocolate
20. Jessica Rabbit - hourglass
21. Fernanda Ferrari – bimbo/tight
22. Jessica Alba – model/sub
23. Lisa Hamilton – model/chocolate
24. Princess Zelda – bottom/smug
25. Palutina (kid Icarus series) – Hourglass/gg
26. Charley Atwell – top/dom
27. Danica Patrick – smug/fake
28. Michelle Jenneke – bottom/tight
29. Kiana Tom – amazon/model
30. Princess Daisy – gg/perky
31. Pauly Perrette – goth/model
32. Jasmin (Disney) – gg/perky
33. Sorceress (dragon’s crown) – fake/smug
34. Amazon (dragon’s crown) - amazon
35. Sailor Moon - gg/sjw
36. Keyra Augustina – model/cheer – rival: Kim K
37. Mai Shiranui – fake/ditz
38. Mei Ling – wide/sjw
39. Tracer – model/perky
40. Raquel Welch – model/milf
41. Rangiku Matsumoto – model/fake
42. Cassandra Peterson – milf/goth
43. Anita Sarkessian – fake/ditz
44. Laci Green – bimbo/top
45. Megan Fox – model/smug
46. Paris Hilton – smug/fake
47. Pullum Purna (street fighter) – gg/tight
48. Kim Kardashian – bottom/bimbo
49. Khloe Kardashian – bottom/perky
50. Juri Han – amazon/model – Rival: Cammy White
51. Nikki Minaj – bottom/fake
52. Morrigan Aensland – fake/milf – rival: sorceress
53. Christy (Dead or Alive) – dom/bimbo
54. Bianca Beauchamp – fake/model
55. Ino Yamanaka (Naruto) – bimbo/ditz
56. Tsunade (Naruto) – milf/amazon
57. Holly Wood – hourglass/fake
58. Poison (final fight, full female) – dom/fake
59. Emma Watson - fake/sjw – rival: natalie portman
60. Emma Frost – smug/tight
61. Tyra Banks – model/tight
62. Lei-fang (dead or alive) – model/tight
63. Kokoro (dead or alive) – model/fake
64. Tyra-nee (the martian queen) – Milf/fake
65. Amy Wong – model/ditz
66. Anri Suzuki – model/fake
67. Lisa Hamilton (dead or alive) – model/tight – rival: C. viper
68. Mika Ito (Bible Black) – hourglass/gg
69. Kurumi Imari (bible black) – gg/model
70. Adriana Lima – model/bitch – rival: keyra augustina
71. Rebecca Romijn - milf
72. Tyris Flare – amazon/tight
73. Dixie Clements (rumble roses) – amazon/model
74. Juliet Starling – Cheer/ditz
75. Mia Khalifa – fake/model
76. Emma Spellar – top/gg
77. Holly Webber – top/fake
78. Sophia Lares – hourglass/model
79. Sophie Dee – hourglass/model
80. Kelly Madison – fake/cheer
81. Barbie Brilliant – bimbo/fake
82. Lana Dealessi – milf/top
83. Power Girl – amazon/tight
84. Wonder Woman – amazon/sjw
85. Tara Babcock – fake/bimbo
86. Gemma Massey – fake/milf
87. Ashley Lawrence – fake/model
88. Heidi Montag – bimbo/smug
89. Courtney Stodden - model
90. Kate Upton – model/perky
91. Katya Sambuca – amazon/model
92. Candy Charms – top/goth
93. Jenny Poussen – model/hourglass
94. Jordan Carver – model/fake
95. Megan Daniels – model/fake
96. Rikki Six – top/model
97. Christy Mack – hourglass/amazon
98. Natalie Portman – fake/sjw – rival: emma watson
99. Holly James – fake/model
100.    Double trouble, roll 2d100 for a 2 on 1

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“The lives and loves of nations”

A select few nation-tans have titles such as princess countess etc, these girls are the most upper crustiest upper-class girls in the world and always act accordingly. Nation-tans except those who have titles explicitly indicating gender, can be either male or female and are drawn from the same list either way.

1d100 unless both characters are being drawn from the list, then its 2d100.

1.  America
2.  Brazil
3.  Argentina
4.  Mongolia
5.  Israel
6.  Egypt
7.  Albania
8.  Montenegro
9.  Italy
10. Morocco
11. Spain
12. France
13. England
14. Scotland
15. Wales
16. Canada
17. Princess Luxembourg
18. Canada
19. Germany
20. Denmark
21. Sweden
22. Finland
23. Russia
24. Tajikistan
25. Kyrgistan
26. Uzbekistan
27. China
28. Japan
29. North Korea
30. South Korea
31. Australia
32. Malaya
33. Macedonia
34. Bulgaria
35. Malta
36. Ecuador
37. Fiji
38. Iceland
39. India
40. Nepal
41. Bhutan
42. Burma
43. Ireland
44. Netherlands
45. Belgium
46. Poland
47. Latvia
48. Estonia
49. Countess Macao
50. Duchess Monaco
51. Princess Lichtenstein
52. Hungary
53. Guyana
54. Surinam
55. Princess Kuwait
56. Switzerland
57. Austria
58. Turkmenistan
59. Georgia
60. Armenia
61. Serbia
62. Greece
63. Crete
64. New Guinea
65. Philippines
66. Taiwan
67. Chile
68. Kazakhistan
69. Uruguay
70. Greenland
71. Norway
72. Lithuania
73. Mexico
74. Moldovia
75. Cypress
76. Duchess San Marino
77. Texas
78. Iran
79. Bolivia
80. Equatorial Guinea
81. Romania
82. Turkey
83. Tunisia
84. Afghanistan
85. New Zealand
86. Belize
87. Easter Island
88. Pakistan
89. Thailand
90. Time warp; Imperial Egypt
91. Time warp; Imperial Greece
92. Time warp; Imperial Rome
93. Time warp; Imperial Babylon
94. Time warp; Ottoman Empire
95. Time warp; Holy Roman empire
96. Time warp; Vatican States
97. Time warp; Imperial France
98. Time warp; Imperial China
99. Time warp; Imperial Japan
100.    Fast scene, roll twice, once for each character in the scene

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“A knight on the town” (special thanks to playaround Atari for the title)

Exciting adventures with knights and damsels and all sorts of fantasy things

Time period, 1d4

1.  1-4th century AD
2.  4th-7th century AD
3.  8th-10th century AD
4.  10th-13th century AD

Race, 1d20

1.  Human
2.  Elf
3.  Half-elf
4.  Dwarf
5.  Gnome
6.  Half-giant
7.  Halfling
8.  Aesir (Nordic titan)
9.  Vanir (giant elf)
10. Nymph
11. Dryad
12. Nereid
13. Mermaid
14. Slyph
15. Seelie fey
16. Half-fey
17. Minotaur girl
18. Angel
19. Goo girl
20. Elemental girl

Type, 1d20

1.  Peasant
2.  Freedman / skilled peasant
3.  Low level nun
4.  High level nun
5.  Princess, not primary heir
6.  Princess, primary heir
7.  Noble lady, low nobility
8.  Noble lady, high nobility
9.  Mage
10. Goddess in disguise, re-roll 1 time to determine type
11. Sorceress
12. Milf, re-roll 1 time to determine type
13. Amazon
14. Dame (female knight)
15. Bard
16. Ranger
17. Thief
18. Dancer
19. Acrobat
20. Circus performer


Country of origin, 1d20+1d10

Exact result of 1 doesn’t get any addition, the +1d10 is only given to results of 2 and above.

1.  France
2.  England
3.  Wales
4.  Scotland
5.  Norway
6.  Sweden
7.  Denmark
8.  Italy
9.  Spain
10. Germany
11. Poland
12. Russia
13. Croatia
14. San marino
15. Luxembourg
16. Normandy
17. Belgium
18. Netherlands
19. Iceland
20. Portugal
21. Switzerland
22. Austria
23. Lichtenstein
24. Hungary
25. Estonia
26. Finland
27. Albania
28. Moldovia
29. Czechoslovakia
30. Greece


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“Friendly skies: The secret life of vehicles”

If you’re confused what a metal-morph is, search ‘aeromorph’ or ask /d/. In this list it doesn’t just include planes, and nearly all of the beings transform between a reasonably humanoid state and full on I’m now a vehicle state, similar to how autobots and decepticons would.

Color, 3d20+1 (3 different results, one is body, two is eyes, three is highlights)

The +1 is only added to results of 2 and above, a result of exactly 1 has no addition, and this is true for all three dice.

1.  Pink
2.  Red
3.  Blue
4.  Green
5.  Orange
6.  Purple
7.  Black
8.  Steel
9.  Gray
10. Yellow
11. Choose 2 colors, they are now stripes
12. Choose 2 colors, they are now stars
13. Stars & Stripes are present
14. Coat of its own: Head
15. Coat of its own: Arms
16. Coat of its own: Legs
17. Coat of its own: Wings/other limbs
18. Specialized pinup: only visible in x-ray
19. Specialized color: only visible in Night-vision
20. Speckling of entire body: 2 additional colors
21. Nuclear Tri-foil insignia

If you roll “coat of its own” on anything, roll 2d10 for the colors.

Nationality, 1d20

1.  Earth
2.  Cybertron
3.  Dimension X – Gradius / R-type
4.  Dimension Y – Parodius
5.  A foreign planet controlled by earth
6.  A foreign planet controlled by aliens
7.  The distant future
8.  Dimension G – similarities to both star trek and star wars
9.  Space colony of earth
10. Space colony of aliens
11. Earth, but an alternate timeline
12. Dimension F – darius twin / raiden densetsu
13. Cybertron, but a different timeline
14. Gradius: Specific game in the series
15. R-type: specific game in the series
16. Parodius: specific game in the series
17. Darius twin: specific game
18. Raiden densetsu: specific game
19. Battle damaged earth
20. Battle damaged cybertron


Other, 1d20+1

A result of 1 doesn’t receive the +1, but any result of 2 or above does

1.  Refueling cock (guy only)
2.  Painted on insignia
3.  Painted on Pin-up
4.  Pressed-in insignia
5.  Pressed-in pin-up
6.  Extra big breasts
7.  Extra big rear
8.  ‘stewardess’ uniform
9.  ‘military’ uniform
10. Exotic Latin accent
11. Exotic Asian accent
12. Painted on motif (girl only)
13. Morale officer
14. Exotic European accent
15. Stealth capability
16. Hovering capability
17. Extra big muscles (guy only)
18. Bomb switcher*
19. Parts that light up
20. Stealth bikini (girl only)
21. Phallic landing gear*

* - a bomb switcher has a built in strap-on while carrying a bomb, but reverts to a girl after dropping it, while a girl with phallic landing gear has a permanent built-in strap-on that is brought out as needed.


Type

Note that ‘sky’ means flying around in air, ‘space’ means flying around in outer space, and ‘abstract’ means the morph has no (or very few) visible moving parts.

1.  Sky Jet
2.  Sky Plane
3.  Space Jet
4.  Space Plane
5.  Sports car
6.  Sports jet
7.  Sports plane
8.  Racing car
9.  Racing jet
10. Racing plane
11. Sky blimp
12. Space blimp
13. Sky bomber
14. Space bomber
15. Construction vehicle
16. Terra-formation vehicle
17. Jumbo-jet
18. Jumbo-plane
19. Jumbo-blimp
20. Sky disk
21. Space disk
22. Time vehicle
23. Parodian Womech (giant woman mech)
24. Spy jet
25. Spy plane
26. Spy blimp
27. Sky fuel-plane
28. Space fuel-plane
29. Cargo carrier plane
30. Cargo carrier truck
31. Cargo carrier blimp
32. Sea-ship
33. Flying sea-ship
34. Sporting sea-ship
35. Racing sea-ship
36. Sky monitor
37. Space monitor
38. Ground level walking vehicle
39. Seabed level walking vehicle
40. Semi-truck
41. Half-track truck
42. Sky helicopter
43. Space helicopter
44. Medevac Truck
45. Medevac Jet
46. Medevac Plane
47. Medevac Blimp
48. Monster truck
49. Choose 1, it is now armored
50. Submarine
51. Flying submarine
52. Icebreaker ship
53. Flying icebreaker ship
54. Asteroid breaker ship
55. Dune buggy
56. Mud buggy
57. Anti-gravity Jet
58. Anti-gravity plane
59. Anti-gravity blimp
60. Sky Yacht
61. Space Yacht
62. Luxury sea-cruiser
63. Luxury sky-cruiser
64. Luxury space-cruiser
65. Jumbo space-jet
66. Jumbo space-plane
67. Jumbo space-blimp
68. Hi-speed boat
69. Hi-speed flying boat
70. Hi-speed space boat
71. Exploring vehicle – deadly terrain
72. Sky abstract
73. Space abstract
74. Underwater abstract
75. Choose 1, it is now equipped for very-long-distance travel
76. Ground tank
77. Flying tank
78. Space tank
79. Octagonal UFO
80. Heptagonal UFO
81. Pyramid UFO
82. Luxury Plane
83. Luxury Blimp
84. Choose 1, it is now equipped as a hi-speed vehicle
85. Prototype Plane
86. Prototype Jet
87. Prototype Blimp
88. Prototype Boat
89. Prototype Tank
90. Plane of the future
91. Jet of the future
92. Blimp of the future
93. Boat of the future
94. Tank of the future
95. Sea/Air switch vehicle
96. Space/Land switch vehicle
97. Top 5 fastest in world: car
98. Top 5: fastest in world: plane
99. Top 5 fastest in world: jet
100.    Fast scene, roll 2 and then they scene together

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“The great tricksie pimps hos”

None of these characters are the mane six, though they reside in a world in which the mane six exist at the current time of any scene, though they may not be in the scene specifically. “GG” here again means “good girl”, the very sweet wholesome girls who are frequently virgin or close to it. Fake-gg’s, the girls who are actually rotten and nasty but seem sweet and good-girl, are also present, as are a few sjws, given the behavior and content of the show’s main characters. Wherever you see ‘re-roll (blah blah)’ in the list, it means you roll, make a note of the result, then re-roll, using the re-roll instructions on the girl that was the result of the second roll, so for example if you rolled a 29 (secretly an inflatable toy), then you rolled a 6 (country and western girl), you would get a c&w girl who was secretly an inflatable toy.

Whether they are fully human with colorful eyes/hair/skin, or whatever else is on you buddy, I prefer to think of them as fully human but having the personalities of their characters.

A few extras 1d10 (but up to 2d10)

1.  Horn – The girl has a tiny magical horn on her head, located center forehead.
2.  Wings – The girl has 2 tiny puffy angel wings located on her back near her shoulders.
3.  Rainbow hair – The girl is an sjw in addition to her other type, re-roll if she already was one
4.  Silver hair – The girl is from the moon, not equestria.
5.  Dark skin – The girl’s skin is monotone dark, but she is a strong magic user
6.  Green hair – The girl’s hair is secretly either related to or offspring of discord, green hair too
7.  Magic dress – The girl is a sailor moon style superheroine in addition to her other type
8.  Rainbow lipstick – The girl is the biggest of big time lesbians, whether closeted or no, re-roll if she already was one or a lesbian isn’t desired
9.  Secret Dress – The girl is a sailor moon style villainess in addition to her other type
10. Tiara – The girl is secretly either related to or offspring of Luna, Celestia, or any other Royalty figure.

The girls 1d100

1.  Hippie GG
2.  Princess
3.  Princess GG
4.  Artsy girl
5.  Magical girl
6.  Country and western girl
7.  Redneck girl
8.  Redneck GG
9.  C&W GG
10. Magical GG
11. Hippie nudist
12. Beatnik girl
13. Goth girl
14. Goth GG
15. Beatnik GG
16. Artsy GG
17. Hippie Milf
18. Princess Milf
19. Pop star
20. Pop star GG
21. Beach Girl
22. Beach GG
23. C&W Milf
24. C&W Milf GG
25. Princess Milf GG
26. Hippie Milf GG
27. Fashionista
28. Fashionista GG
29. Re-roll, the girl is secretly an inflatable toy
30. Fake-GG Princess
31. Fake-GG Magical
32. Fake-GG C&W girl
33. Model
34. Model GG
35. Hippie model GG
36. SJW gg
37. Fake-GG sjw
38. Princess model
39. Princess Goth
40. Artsy goth
41. Exotic: Far east
42. Exotic: Mid-east
43. Exotic: Far East gg
44. Exotic: Mid-East gg
45. Fake-GG redneck
46. Fake-GG fashionista
47. Uptight fashionista
48. Fitness model
49. Fitness model GG
50. SJW hippie
51. SJW princess
52. Nat-soc princess
53. Nat-soc model
54. Nat-soc milf
55. Nat-soc GG
56. Jewish Hippie
57. Jewish princess
58. Jewish SJW
59. Jewish Beach girl
60. Jewish GG
61. Wide GG
62. Wide Milf
63. Wide princess
64. Wide hippie
65. Wide C&W
66. Wide Magical girl
67. Wide milf queen
68. Exotic: Far north
69. Exotic: Far south
70. Exotic: south seas
71. Exotic: Far North gg
72. Exotic: South Seas gg
73. Re-roll, the girl secretly lusts after dragons
74. Lesbian GG
75. Lesbian model
76. Lesbian milf
77. Lesbian princess
78. Uptight girl
79. Uptight princess
80. Smug magical girl
81. Punk rocker
82. Hard rocker
83. Rock star
84. Truck tomboy
85. Opera Singer
86. SJW pop star
87. Nat-soc pop star
88. Magical model
89. Magical princess
90. Magical Milf
91. Retired pop star milf
92. Retired rock star milf
93. Retired model milf
94. Uptight artsy girl
95. Villain princess
96. Villain sjw
97. Villain magical girl
98. Smug model
99. Hippie princess
100.    Fast scene, roll 2 and scene together

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“Weirdo’s way: sex in the 470th century”

Biomechamorphs

Essentially biomechamorphs are very similar to the aeromorphs and transforming beings listed in the ‘secret lives of vehicles’ list, the main difference is that biomechamorphs have some organic parts, and are generally a good bit more advanced than transformers, decepticons, or aeromorphs except those from shmups. The biomechamorphs use several things direct lifted from the normal metal morphs list.

Decision 1: Organic parts, 1d20, but up to 3d20, (three lone results)

1.  Brain
2.  Eyes
3.  Fuel system
4.  Weapon Reloading system
5.  Refueling cock (guys only)
6.  Extra-big breasts (can be filled to get bigger, girls only)
7.  A weapon system
8.  All weapon systems
9.  Flight / other propulsion
10. Regeneration engine
11. Extra big butt (can be filled to get bigger, girls only)
12. Huge muscles everywhere (mainly guys)
13. Really huge muscles everywhere (mainly guys)
14. Telepathy
15. Telekinesis
16. Re-growing limbs
17. Re-growing wings
18. Inherent weapons such as claws blades etc
19. Time anchor
20. Dimension anchor

Exotic stuff for guys and girls, 1d20 but up to 3d20 (three lone results)

1.  Stealth capability speedo
2.  Stealth capability sling bikini
3.  Inherent Hovering capability
4.  Inherent Stealth capability
5.  Phallic landing gear
6.  Bomb switcher
7.  Exotic accent
8.  Strange symbol tramp stamp (girl)
9.  Strange symbol chest tattoo (guy)
10. Alien pinup
11. Pressed in alien pinup
12. Speed-up sling bikini
13. Speed-up speedo
14. Alien military outfit
15. Alien stewardess outfit
16. Parts that light up
17. Parts that light up and cause an effect while lit
18. Tractor beam
19. Hypno-tits (girls)
20. Bukkake cannon (guys)

Decision 2, type, 1d100

Way down the list you’ll see super & hyper, this simply means that they are a lot more powerful, in every way, than a normal ship is. Way way down the list you’ll see mecha-cell, mecha-cell is the ultimate biometalmorph, a 99% perfect union of tissue and machine, functioning as if capable of polymorphing and simply forming whatever is needed. Crystal cell is very similar, except that it is a less advanced prototype of a mecha cell. As with metal morphs, abstracts are ships that have very few visible moving parts, or none that can be seen from outside.

1.  Sky fighter
2.  Space fighter
3.  Abstract fighter
4.  Sky carrier
5.  Space carrier
6.  Abstract carrier
7.  Fast-assault unit: sky
8.  Fast-assault unit: space
9.  Tank of the future
10. Truck of the future
11. Naval ship of the future
12. Sky submarine
13. Sea submarine
14. Space submarine
15. Dimension-ship
16. Time-ship
17. Re-roll, resultant character is now equipped with 4 arms instead of 2
18. Jumbo-fighter
19. Jumbo-carrier
20. Jumbo-abstract
21. Space jet
22. Time jet
23. Dimension jet
24. Time traveling tank
25. Magnetic force helicopter
26. Sky capital ship
27. Space capital ship
28. Refueling sky ship
29. Refueling space ship
30. Nuclear material carrier
31. Time traveling cargo ship
32. Dimension traveling cargo ship
33. Abstract cargo ship
34. Medevac time ship
35. Medevac dimension ship
36. Medevac carrier
37. Sub-space fighter
38. Sub-space carrier
39. Sub-space abstract
40. Sub-space jet
41. Re-roll, resultant character has several concealed tentacle-cocks
42. Exotic blimp
43. Exotic jet
44. Exotic disk-shaped vehicle
45. Airline between-planets blimp
46. Airline between time-periods blimp
47. Airline between dimensions blimp
48. Re-roll, resultant character is a world-ship*
49. Displacer jet
50. Displacer fighter
51. Displacer abstract
52. Displacer carrier
53. Warp-space fighter
54. Warp-space carrier
55. Warp-space abstract
56. Teleporting fighter
57. Teleporting carrier
58. Teleporting abstract
59. Science space ship
60. Science time ship
61. Science dimension ship
62. Science naval ship
63. Science sky ship
64. Underground exploration vehicle
65. Very deep-sea exploration vehicle
66. Space-folding fighter
67. Space-folding carrier
68. Space-folding abstract
69. Planet-to-planet teleporting tank
70. Cyberspace operations ship
71. Capital ship: time travel
72. Capital ship: sub-space
73. Airline space-tour blimp
74. Airline dimension-tour blimp
75. Airline time-period-tour blimp
76. Airline sub-space blimp
77. Disk shaped fighter
78. Star shaped fighter
79. Octagonal abstract
80. Heptagonal abstract
81. Several-dimensions-at-once fighter
82. Several-dimensions-at-once carrier
83. Several-dimensions-at-once abstract
84. Re-roll, the resultant character is now a hyper-brain**
85. Crystal cell
86. Hyper crystal cell
87. Super tank
88. Super plane
89. Super blimp
90. Super fighter
91. Super naval ship
92. Hyper Tank
93. Hyper plane
94. Hyper blimp
95. Hyper Carrier
96. Re-roll, the resultant character can make instant copies of itself it controls
97. Mecha-cell
98. Super mecha-cell
99. Re-roll, resultant character is class ‘Doom’***
100.    Roll 2d100, the characters join to become a huge deadly gun-wall after their encounter

* - ‘world-ships’ are big enough to hold populations of multiple entire planets on board, they are absolutely tremendous, and the biggest of the big actually have air soil wild-life etc on board, both characters in a scene are world-ships if this is rolled, as a normal character would be way, way to small.

** - ‘hyper brains’ are commanders engineered to be capable of coordinating with and giving orders to millions of troops and ships at once.

*** - Class doom characters are the ultimate, only the most dangerous beings in the universe are considered class doom.

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“Kneed in the krotch; the secret lives and loves of mortal kombatants”

Decision 1; Type, 1d100 or 2d100 if both are from this list, both male and female use this list

1.  Action movie star
2.  Special forces
3.  Criminal
4.  Yakuza
5.  Mafia
6.  Ninja
7.  Returned for Revenge soul
8.  Deity posing as mortal
9.  Chi magic user
10. Ritual magic user
11. Shokan
12. Vampire
13. Tarkatan
14. Magical Clone
15. Science Clone
16. Ninja Royalty
17. Yakuza Royalty
18. Returning Champion, 1 previous win, re-roll for type
19. White Lotus
20. Red Hat
21. Black Lotus
22. Shaolin
23. Soul conglomeration
24. Soul consuming shape changer
25. Kickboxer
26. Kung Fu Student
27. Advanced Kung Fu user
28. Pro Wrestler
29. Assassin
30. Ex assassin
31. Dragon posing as a mortal
32. Demon posing as a mortal
33. Cyborg
34. Dirty Fighter
35. Shokan Grappler
36. Navy Seal
37. SAS member
38. Spetznaz member
39. MMA fighter
40. Tarkatan ninja
41. Vampire ninja
42. Elemental posing as a mortal
43. Stick-boxer
44. Secret Agent
45. Special Police Force
46. Reptilian
47. Alien, foreign planet
48. Alien, foreign dimension
49. Time Traveler
50. Circus Exhibition Fighter
51. Being of Atlantis
52. Time Cop
53. Space Cop
54. Brought ahead in time; Cave Person
55. Brought ahead in time; Antiquity
56. Brought ahead in time; Dark ages
57. Brought ahead in time; Middle ages
58. Tarkatan Ninja
59. Reptilian Ninja
60. Reformed Assassin
61. Japan-League Wrestling
62. WWE wrestler
63. WWF wrestler
64. Cat Burglar
65. Pit Fighter
66. Triad Member
67. Triad Ninja
68. Triad Assassin
69. Risen Mummy; Ancient China
70. Risen Mummy; Ancient mid-east
71. Risen Mummy; Ancient Europe
72. Wu Shu fighter
73. Wu Shu genius
74. Olympic Boxer
75. Hard up scrapper
76. Karate Champion
77. Cursed Soul
78. Soul under someone else’s command
79. Partly fluid metal cyborg
80. Judo champion
81. Cyborg Cop
82. Demon Banisher
83. Exorcist
84. Immortalized Mortal
85. Realm Protector
86. Combat Vet
87. Bounty Hunter
88. Specific character from Mortal Kombat’s student
89. Expelled Shaolin
90. Jeet Kun Do user
91. Disgraced Shaolin
92. Disgraced Yakuza
93. Disgraced White Lotus
94. Disgraced Red Hat
95. Disgraced Black Lotus
96. The brother or sister of a specific mortal kombat character
97. Super soldier
98. Re-roll, the resulting character has been greatly enhanced by science
99. Re-roll, the resulting character has been greatly enhanced by magic
100.    Re-roll, the resulting character has been greatly enhanced by extra training

Decision 2, the places they meet, 1d100 unless more than 1 scene is planned

1.  Fighting Courtyard
2.  Roof of a building
3.  Bridge over spike pit
4.  Bridge over acid pit
5.  Fighting temple, exterior
6.  Fighting temple, interior
7.  Bamboo grove
8.  Redwood grove
9.  Cedar grove
10. Musty swamp
11. Bridge over a pit of blood
12. Cave interior
13. Exterior near a cave
14. Graveyard
15. Sandy exterior
16. Sandy interior
17. Near a pyramid
18. Pyramid interior
19. Catacombs, visible daylight
20. Catacombs, no visible daylight
21. Bridge over a pit of discarded corpses
22. Mausoleum, exterior
23. Mausoleum, interior
24. Bombed out area
25. In a modern building
26. Castle exterior
27. Castle interior
28. Modern building exterior
29. Ruined building
30. Ruined ancient building
31. Ruined fortress exterior
32. Ruined fortress interior
33. Shrouded in fog area
34. Shrouded in fog building interior
35. Beach, day
36. Beach, night
37. Beach, day, storm present
38. Beach, night, storm present
39. Rocky cliff
40. Rocky cliff over water
41. Rocky cliff over lava
42. Outworld desolation
43. Outworld fortress exterior
44. Outworld fortress interior
45. A palace, exterior
46. A palace, interior
47. Edenian jungle
48. Inside a solarium
49. Bridge over hellfire pit
50. Devastated forest
51. Devastated swamp
52. Devastated temple
53. Fog shrouded bog
54. Fog shrouded rocky cliff
55. Icy mountain
56. Icy lake
57. Icy lake with monster in it
58. Fog shrouded lake
59. Fog shrouded mountain
60. Wilderness shelter
61. Ruined wilderness shelter
62. Isolated Forest glade
63. Isolated swamp glade
64. Isolated icy glade
65. Near a bonfire, night
66. Near a bonfire, night, a storm is present
67. Bridge over an icy lake
68. Bridge over an icy lake filled with bodies
69. Fire damaged but not currently burning building
70. Fire damaged but not currently burning ancient building
71. Modern ship derelict, exterior
72. Modern ship derelict, interior
73. Ancient ship derelict, exterior
74. Ancient ship derelict, interior
75. Near the river styx
76. Countryside, far east, Earth
77. Countryside, Western hemisphere, earth
78. Countryside, north asia, earth
79. Countryside, south asia, earth
80. Modern arena
81. Ancient arena
82. Dungeon, sunlight visible
83. Dungeon, no sunlight visible
84. Fire & Heat Hell
85. Ice & Cold Hell
86. Tartarus, no discarded corpses
87. Tartarus, numerous discarded corpses
88. Celestial temple
89. Celestial fighting temple
90. Celestial arena
91. Gateway temple, interior
92. Gateway temple, exterior
93. Gateway fighting temple
94. Ninja hideout
95. Triad hideout
96. Mafia hideout
97. White lotus hideout
98. Red hat hideout
99. Black lotus hideout
100.    The Champion Statuaries

Decision 3, Weapons and other extras for men and women, 1d20

1.  The fan – Girls only, the girl now skillfully dual-wields tessen-fans
2.  Stack busting belt – guys only, the guy is now strong enough to pass all the stack-busting trials
3.  Hair-gel – Girls only, the girl can use all of sindel’s hair whipping moves.
4.  Crystal scroll – guys or girls, the owner knows more about magic than average
5.  Piercings – Guys or girls, numerous piercings and high pain resistance
6.  Magical tattoos – Various effects, guys or girls
7.  Magical piercings – various effects, guys or girls, higher pain resistance
8.  Ruby studded corset – Girls only, the girl is more beautiful, stronger, and has an additional fatality
9.  Onyx barbell – guys only, the guy is much stronger and more masculine, and has an additional fatality
10. Champion’s belt – The guy has won so many times he depetrified in the champion statuaries to resume a role in mortal kombat.
11. The Red Hat – Men or women, the character is now a red hat in addition to their initial type.
12. Platinum Lotus – Girls only, the girl is one of the highest ranking female members of the White Lotus
13. Onyx Lotus – Girls only, the girl is one of the highest ranking female members of the Black Lotus
14. Fist wraps – Guys only, the guy is one of the strongest fighters currently living is his world, if not the strongest.
15. Champion’s Corset – The girl is a returning champion in addition to her initial type, and is one of the most beautiful women in her world.
16. Legendary tattoo: Arm sleeve – The guy is one of the strongest and most capable fighters to have ever lived in any world.
17. Legendary Tattoo: Hip – The girl is one of the strongest and most capable fighters to have ever lived in any world.
18. Ninja Veil – The girl is a ninja in addition to her initial type. If she was already a ninja, she gains 10 levels of expertise.
19. Arm Wraps – The guy or girl was trained by a special-forces teacher rather than a more traditional martial arts teacher.
20. Skull armor – The girl or guy has won mortal kombat so many times he or she currently rules outworld.

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“The uncanny valley of the stepford Barbie dolls”

This list is dames. A dame is defined as a girl who is hourglass or nearly hourglass, both very beautiful and very graceful, and frequently is a model, singer, dancer, or leading lady of the film industry. This list isn’t organized by specific person, it is more arranged by appearance specifics and era they live in. This list makes use of many different universes, some of which are also covered by other lists in this document.

Decision 1; Extras, if any, 1d12

1.  Glamorous dress, the dame is a singer in addition to other types
2.  Sleek dress, the dame is a model in addition to other types
3.  Golden necklace, the dame is a rich girl in addition to other types
4.  Silver heels, the dame is a dancer in addition to other types
5.  Platinum Tiara, the dame is one of the richest girls in the world
6.  Sleek mascara – The girl is an expert make-up artist
7.  Jewel-kini, the dame is a trained belly dancer
8.  Golden microphone, the dame is one of the most skilled singers in the world
9.  Icon Award, the dame is the epitome of female actress, in every way
10. Black dress, the dame is into goth chic
11. Sparkling dress, the dame is into glam chic
12. Corset, the dame is into BDSM

Decision 2; selecting the dame, 1d100

1.  Amazon Model, Bedrock
2.  Amazon Singer, Bedrock
3.  Amazon Dancer, Bedrock
4.  Amazon Beauty Queen, Hollyrock
5.  Futuristic Model, year 3000
6.  Futuristic Singer, year 3000
7.  Futuristic Dancer, year 3000
8.  Futuristic movie star, year 3000
9.  Gangster’s lady, Model, early 20s
10. Gangster’s lady, Singer, early 20s
11. Gangster’s lady, Dancer, early 20s
12. Leading lady of Hollywood, early 20s
13. Moll Flapper Model, early 30s
14. Moll Flapper Singer, early 30s
15. Moll Flapper Rich Girl, early 30s
16. Leading lady of Hollywood, early 30s
17. Toon dame Singer, Cool World
18. Toon dame Model, Cool world
19. Toon dame Dancer, Cool world
20. Toon dame Stripper, Cool world
21. Sci-fi queen, 20s-30s sci-fi
22. Sci-fi dancer, 20s-30s sci-fi
23. Sci-fi model, 80s sci-fi
24. Sci-fi queen, 80s sci-fi
25. Goth hostess, 50s-60s
26. Goth hostess, 70s-80s
27. Las Vegas Showgirl
28. Cult classic goth hostess
29. Video game princess, golden age of gaming
30. Video game sci-fi amazon, golden age of gaming
31. Video game goth magician, golden age of gaming
32. Video game amazon, golden age of gaming
33. Evil queen, a fantasy world
34. Sorceress, a fantasy world
35. Bard, a fantasy world
36. Goddess, a fantasy world
37. Dame-droid, year 5000
38. Dame droid, a world similar to star wars
39. Alien queen, year 3500
40. Good girl alien, year 3500
41. Leading lady of Hollywood, 1940s
42. Leading lady of Hollywood, 1950s
43. Leading lady of Hollywood, 1960s
44. Leading lady of Hollywood, 1970s
45. Wacky Retro anime character
46. Serious retro anime character
47. Prettiest girl in Hollywood, 1920s
48. Prettiest girl in Hollywood, 1980s
49. Video game amazon
50. Sci-fi princess
51. Sci-fi evil queen
52. Sci-fi evil princess
53. Belly dancer
54. Egyptian princess
55. Babylonian princess
56. Sci-fi belly dancer
57. Martian Model, year 4300
58. Martian Singer, year 4300
59. Martian queen, year 4300
60. Scantily clad showgirl
61. Scantily clad belly dancer, year 4300
62. Toy Model dame
63. Toy Singer dame
64. Toy Dancer dame
65. Toy stripper dame
66. Toy princess of Hollywood
67. Geisha
68. Asiatic Princess, a fantasy world
69. Gravure Model
70. Kunoichi, 1700s
71. Kunoichi, same world as Dead or Alive
72. Kunoichi, 2600
73. Indistinguishable from human droid, year 2400
74. Indistinguishable from human droid, year 5500
75. Film Noir leading lady
76. Retro-noir leading lady
77. Equestria Girl
78. Equestria Girl Princess
79. Equestria Girl SJW
80. Scream Queen
81. Villainous Scream Queen
82. Silent movie starlet
83. Leotard + cuffs/collar & bunny ears/tail
84. Alien girl who is a movie star
85. Alien girl who is a music diva
86. Country and Western movie leading lady
87. Country and western music diva
88. Rock diva
89. Pop diva
90. R&B diva
91. Mixed: Half Asian exotic
92. RPG character, a fantasy world
93. RPG character, a sci-fi world
94. Alien girl who is like a toy
95. Nurse, space wars
96. Nurse, toon
97. Nurse, toy
98. Re-roll, she is one of the most beautiful dames to have lived in her era
99. Re-roll, she is one of the most beautiful dames to have lived in any era
100.    Re-roll, she is world famous

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“Ay Lmao! The secret lives and loves of Ayyyliens”

‘colorful human’ means a very human like being who is basically a human but simply colors a human wouldn’t be. ‘Quasi-human’ means humanoids that are essentially actors and actresses with a few bits and pieces changed around like a prosthetic forehead prop or a dorsal ridge or something like that. ‘Space human’ means a race that is so close to a human no one but a computer would know the difference. Any girl on this list can be a dame, toy, or -tan. ‘Native’ means someone who is way before space flight, generally stone age, bronze age, or iron age.

Decision 1: The setting, 1d20

1.  Sand world
2.  Ice World
3.  Swamp world
4.  Jungle world
5.  Dome city world
6.  Fire & Lava world
7.  Earth-like world
8.  Forest World
9.  Salt lakes world
10. Tropical Paradise world
11. Extinct world
12. Abandoned world
13. Barren world
14. Artificial world
15. Secret building, re-roll to determine world
16. Bombed out world
17. Water world
18. Night world
19. Alpine world
20. City-world


Decision 2; the girl, 1d100 unless its more than 1 girl

1.  Colorful human pilot
2.  Colorful human milf
3.  Colorful human ship’s crew
4.  Colorful human ship’s officer
5.  Colorful human native
6.  Space human pilot
7.  Space human milf
8.  Space human ship’s crew
9.  Space human ship’s officer
10. Colorful human amazon
11. Space human amazon
12. Quasi-human pilot
13. Quasi-human milf
14. Quasi-human ship’s crew
15. Quasi-human ship’s officer
16. Asari
17. Klingon
18. Quarian
19. Romulan
20. Bajoran
21. Quasi-human amazon
22. Colorful human federation member
23. Colorful human mercenary
24. Heavily cybernetic race
25. Quasi-human cyborg
26. Colorful human cyborg
27. Quasi-human native
28. Space human native
29. Space human cyborg
30. Colorful human super soldier
31. Space human super soldier
32. Asari spec-ops
33. Quarian spec-ops
34. Klingon spec-ops
35. Romulan spec-ops
36. Bajoran spec-ops
37. Asari milf
38. Klingon milf
39. Quarian milf
40. Romulan milf
41. Bajoran milf
42. Quasi-human super soldier
43. Heavily cybernetic milf
44. Heavily cybernetic super soldier
45. Asari ship’s officer
46. Klingon ship’s officer
47. Bajoran ship’s officer
48. Romulan ship’s officer
49. Re-roll, she is actually a non-corporeal in a disguise-form
50. Quarian security officer
51. Colorful human security officer
52. Space human security officer
53. Exotic humanoid: furthest reaches of known space
54. Exotic humanoid: some other dimension
55. “SIL”’s species (SPECIES the movie)
56. Xenoform (xenomorph (ALIEN the movie) DNA highly prevalent in the race)
57. Twilek
58. Twilek ship’s officer
59. Twilek pilot
60. Quarian pilot
61. Quarian ship’s officer
62. Klingon amazon
63. Twilek amazon
64. Quarian amazon
65. Bajoran amazon
66. Romulan amazon
67. Native clone
68. Alien superheroine (Marvel)
69. Alien superheroine (DC)
70. Alien superheroine (other)
71. Alien princess
72. Alien noblewoman
73. Colorful human princess
74. Quasi human princess
75. Colorful human noblewoman
76. Quasi human noblewoman
77. Space human princess
78. Space human noblewoman
79. Re-roll, she is now a milf (if she is already a milf she is eager to get pregnant)
80. Zabrak
81. Zabrak ship’s crew
82. Zabrak ship’s officer
83. Kaminoan
84. Kaminoan princess
85. Kaminoan noblewoman
86. Colorful human time traveler
87. Quasi human time traveler
88. Space human time traveler
89. Space Shokan
90. Re-roll, she is a ship’s councilor
91. Re-roll, she is a ship’s captain
92. Quasi-human federation member
93. Re-roll, she is a member of the mirror federation
94. Goo girl
95. Non-corporeal race (undisguised)
96. Dathomirian
97. Umbaran
98. Yuuzon-Vong
99. Human (actual human)
100.    Re-roll, she is one of the most skilled people in the galaxy