[00.56.29] * Joins: SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net)
[00.56.41] <SamVib> anyone else having problems signing in?
[00.56.49] <aperson> SamVib↳ it's just you
[00.56.51] <aperson> keep trying
[00.56.56] <SamVib> I tried.
[00.56.57] <pinkfu> SamVib, just you
[00.57.01] * Quits: l0de (~DAYA@ool-18bd668f.dyn.optonline.net)
[00.57.33] <SamVib> you guys trollin' me?
[00.57.41] <justtip> try harder SamVib
[00.57.45] <justtip> like, really hard
[00.57.46] <SamVib> :(
[00.58.25] <SamVib> theres not even an option to sign in.
[00.58.33] <SamVib> just register
[00.58.40] <dd-wrt> SamVib, is your browser up to date?
[00.58.41] <SamVib> I click register and sign in
[00.58.51] <SamVib> but yet it doesn't sign me in.
[00.58.52] * Parts: nnagflar (~nnagflar@174-29-21-178.hlrn.qwest.net)
[00.58.53] <aperson> SamVib↳ make sure your computer is up to date
[00.59.01] <SamVib> Its up to date. Chrome 9.
[00.59.05] <dd-wrt> probably your browser
[00.59.11] <justtip> SamVib, try refactoring the normals
[00.59.12] <aperson> reddit won't let you log in unless you're up to date for security reasons
[00.59.16] <SamVib> let me try another one.
[00.59.22] <Tunix2_> pinkfu, I never thought about it that way but i really will keep that in mind
[00.59.27] <Suaviloquent> are you using firefox?
[00.59.29] <dd-wrt> Tunix2_, my cat literally saved my life in dec.
[00.59.36] <Suaviloquent> reddit's working fine on IE for me, SamVib
[00.59.37] <Suaviloquent> try that.
[00.59.39] <Suaviloquent> Idk why
[00.59.53] <pinkfu> SamVib, did you try rebooting?
[01.00.01] <SamVib> Hmm, I tried IE, won't work.
[01.00.04] <SamVib> I'll reboot now.
[01.00.15] * Quits: SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) (Quit: brb computer issues)
[01.00.16] <Suaviloquent> Weird, IE is the only thing reddit's working for me right now, must be a firefox patch thing.
[01.00.17] <Suaviloquent> lol
[01.00.17] <justtip> SamVib, wait, install netscape navigator
[01.00.19] <Suaviloquent> We're assholes
[01.00.20] <justtip> oh, hes gone
[01.00.22] <Suaviloquent> hi-five guys
[01.00.25] <pinkfu> yes, yes we are
[01.00.26] <dd-wrt> bahahahah
[01.00.32] <pinkfu> ahahaha
[01.00.36] <Suaviloquent> when he comes back let's think of other shit to say
[01.00.44] <Suaviloquent> not netscape, how about opera
[01.00.47] <Suaviloquent> or.. safari
[01.00.48] <aperson> I was going to have them change their dns settings
[01.00.50] <Suaviloquent> LOL
01.00.59] <Suaviloquent> tell them to open up their wifi
[01.01.21] <dd-wrt> ahhh
[01.01.28] <pinkfu> If he comes back...
[01.01.33] <pinkfu> unplug and wait a min?
[01.01.41] <aperson> then maybe they can try burning a linux livecd and testing reddit from there
[01.01.56] <aperson> could be a windows issue
[01.01.59] <zaapiel> lol linux
[01.02.03] <justtip> i miss degaussing my monitor
[01.02.09] <zaapiel> computers are a fad anyways
[01.02.09] <justtip> bbwaaaanngggg
[01.02.14] <Suaviloquent> tell them to try on the ipad
[01.02.17] <pinkfu> oh man, we are awful people
[01.02.17] <Suaviloquent> works just fine on the ipad!
[01.02.20] <Suaviloquent> idk about laptops and desktops
[01.02.22] <pinkfu> let's keep doing it
[01.02.28] <zaapiel> i have an ipad
[01.02.33] <zaapiel> i used to to seduce wimmins
[01.02.40] <zaapiel> but also to make typos

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[01.05.16] * Joins: SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net)
[01.05.23] <pinkfu> SamVib, it work?
[01.05.28] <SamVib> nope :(
[01.05.34] <Suaviloquent> SamVib, dude, did you try IE?
[01.05.39] <SamVib> Yep.
[01.05.42] <pinkfu> Maybe if you unplug and wait a minute
[01.05.46] <Suaviloquent> weird, cause it works for me
[01.05.51] <Suaviloquent> do u have safari or opera or another browser?
[01.05.55] <Suaviloquent> cause ff and chrome don't work
[01.05.57] <src> what's wrong?
[01.06.01] <SamVib> I'll try opera
[01.06.02] <src> perhaps i could be of assistance
»-«
[01.06.14] * src dawns his cape
[01.06.20] <Suaviloquent> super-src
[01.06.27] <dd-wrt> have you upgraded to firefox 4.0 yet?
[01.06.30] <dd-wrt> because that could be the problem
[01.06.37] <jaybdavis01> Reddit works for me
[01.06.39] <Tunix2_> Okay I have been in my own world here for a minute. What technical problems are we trying to troubleshoot?
[01.06.40] <SamVib> I use Chrome.
[01.06.42] * Quits: sQuEE` (~narya@186.136.122.183) (Read error: No route to host)
[01.06.42] <jaybdavis01> it's just in read only mode
[01.06.46] <pinkfu> Me too, I use Chrome :/
[01.06.52] <jaybdavis01> Firefox on OS X
[01.06.52] <pinkfu> I am on the Beta channel though
[01.06.53] <src> opera <3
[01.06.54] <pinkfu> are you?
[01.06.54] <jaybdavis01> Firefox 3
[01.06.56] <Suaviloquent> same here, went from chrome -> ff -> IE
[01.06.59] <Suaviloquent> that's the only thing it'd work on
[01.07.01] <Tunix2_> Chrome
[01.07.02] <Suaviloquent> Idk about the others
[01.07.05] <SamVib> Nope.
[01.07.06] <src> fags
[01.07.17] <Suaviloquent> have you tried refreshing your IP's dns?
[01.07.18] <Tunix2_> src, source?
[01.07.23] <pinkfu> SamVib, which Chrome channel are you on?
[01.07.27] <dd-wrt> SamVib: do you have another computer you can try?
[01.07.34] <SamVib> chrome 9
[01.07.39] <src> Tunix2_:  huh?
[01.07.40] <SamVib> I'll try my phone.
[01.07.42] <pinkfu> Is it the beta channel?
[01.07.48] <pinkfu> that is what I'm on
[01.07.50] <SamVib> crap, phone is dead
[01.07.52] <Tunix2_> src, nvm
[01.07.55] <dd-wrt> damn
[01.07.55] <Suaviloquent> samvib, are you on windows?
[01.08.00] <SamVib> I'll ask my brother if he can log on.
[01.08.03] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 8
[01.08.05] <jaybdavis01> what websites aren't working?
[01.08.06] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 7*
[01.08.07] <Suaviloquent> windows 8, lol
[01.08.10] <Suaviloquent> okay
[01.08.10] <dd-wrt> windows 8 huh
[01.08.13] <pinkfu> I'm on Ubuntu
[01.08.13] <SamVib> Just Reddit.
[01.08.18] <Limp_Trizkit> i'm on windows8
[01.08.21] <Suaviloquent> samvib: do this, run cmd as administrator
[01.08.21] <Tunix2_> Hes from the future that makes sense!
[01.08.24] <pinkfu> Maybe your ip was banned?
[01.08.26] <Suaviloquent> then type in ipconfig /flushdns
[01.08.35] <pinkfu> Did you post something terrible?
[01.08.36] <src> SamVib:  clear cache/cookies/temp internet history?
[01.08.38] <jaybdavis01> You can't even get it to load at all?
[01.08.41] <SamVib> It loads.
[01.08.45] <SamVib> I can't log in.
[01.08.48] <Suaviloquent> weird..
[01.08.48] <src> lol
[01.08.49] <pinkfu> What does it say?
[01.08.51] <supersaw> you broke it
[01.08.53] <Suaviloquent> do you have a username on reddit?
[01.08.55] <justtip> log in, but with vigor
[01.08.57] <uhfekt> YOU BROKE IT?!?
[01.08.58] <SamVib> It doesn't say anything.
[01.09.00] <justtip> you have to want it
[01.09.05] <pinkfu> Like, when you login, what does it say?
[01.09.06] <Suaviloquent> is your username samvib?
[01.09.07] <uhfekt> HOW DID YOU BREAK IT?!?!
[01.09.11] <SamVib> theres not an option for me to log in.
[01.09.13] <Suaviloquent> wtf
[01.09.16] <SamVib> its SwypeTips
[01.09.18] <Suaviloquent> the entire dialog box disappeared?
[01.09.18] <uhfekt> i think ur banned dawg
[01.09.19] <Suaviloquent> okay
[01.09.19] <src> yeah, what happens when you click login?
[01.09.20] <pinkfu> weird
[01.09.24] <uhfekt> you madd banned
[01.09.26] <SamVib> and I click "Register"
[01.09.27] <pinkfu> are you logging in from the  main page?
[01.09.29] <uhfekt> for life
[01.09.29] <jaybdavis01> Does anyone use opendns?
[01.09.30] <SamVib> and then I log in from there
[01.09.30] <dd-wrt> if you want to give me your password i'll try it from my computer
[01.09.37] <aperson> SamVib↳ have you tried changing your DNS?
[01.09.40] <Suaviloquent> I messaged you SwypeTips, you should be getting a message from 'lolliquent' soon
[01.09.42] <Suaviloquent> er, if you can log in
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[01.09.45] <Suaviloquent> it'll show you instructions
[01.09.50] <uhfekt> flushdns wont help for a ban
[01.09.52] <SamVib> then it takes me back to reddit and I am not logged it.
[01.09.54] <supersaw> give me your credit card and your firstborn child and i'll try to login for you
[01.09.54] <Suaviloquent> yeah, damn
[01.10.00] <SamVib> I don't know if I am banned :\
[01.10.05] <Suaviloquent> You probably are..
[01.10.08] <pinkfu> SamVib, which page are you trying to login from?
[01.10.08] <SamVib> I didn't post anything bad
[01.10.10] <Suaviloquent> because if the login info is gone completely
[01.10.13] <SamVib> I rarely post.
[01.10.14] <uhfekt> im guessing its a life-time ban
[01.10.18] <uhfekt> cause reddit doesnt fuck around
[01.10.19] <Tunix2_> SamVib, email me at trusted1@mailinator.com with your user and pass and ill check if you got banned or not
[01.10.20] <src> have you made any rude/crude/vile comments lately
[01.10.24] <justtip> possibly panned for underposting
[01.10.27] <SamVib> pinkfu, from the mainpage
[01.10.30] <SamVib> Nope.
[01.10.32] <justtip> baannnnedddddd
[01.10.36] <src> totally banned
[01.10.37] <pinkfu> What does it say at the top of the main page?
[01.10.41] <pinkfu> Anything different?
[01.10.43] <uhfekt> defo banned
[01.10.47] <Tunix2_> Banned as fuck
[01.10.52] <src> mucho grundo banned
[01.10.54] <uhfekt> banned as all fucks
[01.10.57] <pinkfu> Or just the normal page?
[01.10.59] <pinkfu> :D
[01.11.06] <SamVib> .....shit
[01.11.06] <Suaviloquent> you need to find reddit's server farm, SamVimes
[01.11.07] <SamVib> reddit is in "emergency read-only mode" right now. :( you won't be able to log in. we're sorry, and are working frantically to fix the problem.
[01.11.09] <Suaviloquent> er, samvib
[01.11.11] <supersaw> SamVib: sorry dude i just check the DataBass, it appears you are perm-banned forever
[01.11.18] <SamVib> I am stupid
[01.11.18] * pinkfu snards
[01.11.18] <uhfekt> fuck you SamVib
[01.11.29] <pinkfu> hahaha
[01.11.33] <SamVib> why fuck me? :(
[01.11.35] <uhfekt> you ruined everything
[01.11.36] <Tunix2_> hahahaha
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[01.11.45] <dd-wrt> rofl
[01.11.50] <Suaviloquent> ahhh SamVib, I'll be honest
[01.11.50] <jaybdavis01> They are probably redoing some backend stuff
[01.11.50] <dd-wrt> PRICELESS
[01.11.53] <Suaviloquent> WE'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING YOU
[01.11.55] <src> you just got banned irl
[01.11.56] <jaybdavis01> And need the DB to be down
[01.11.56] <Tunix2_> SamVib, not only did you break reddit you ruined reddit for a million users!
[01.11.57] <Suaviloquent> REDDIT IS DOWN FOR EVERYONE
[01.11.59] <pinkfu> Like, trolling hard
[01.12.00] <Suaviloquent> LOL.
[01.12.00] <pinkfu> sorry
[01.12.01] <dd-wrt> SO FUCKING PRICELESS
[01.12.02] <SamVib> fuck you
[01.12.03] <Suaviloquent> LOL, LOL, LOL.
[01.12.06] <pinkfu> SORRY
[01.12.06] <SamVib> FUCK YOU
[01.12.07] <SamVib> :(
[01.12.08] <Suaviloquent> I'm SORRY
[01.12.09] <pinkfu> hahahaha
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[01.12.12] <uhfekt> lawl
[01.12.14] <dd-wrt> i am laughing so fucking hard right now
[01.12.15] <jaybdavis01> Or they are migrating servers, which would explain why some people can't get it at all
[01.12.22] * pinkfu is crying
[01.12.23] <uhfekt> now thats a real ban
[01.12.24] <SamVib> you can all eat my dick
[01.12.26] <SamVib> for free
[01.12.28] <SamVib> of course.