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- Drsalvador: Really bad meeting with my superiors tonight
- Littleman: superiors?
- Littleman: work?
- Drsalvador: I do freelance edit work for a small-time TV company
- Littleman: So whats up then
- Drsalvador: ever since my psychology degree went to waste.
- Littleman: psychology degree
- Littleman: ??
- Drsalvador: Well, It turns out they're going to investigate everyone's edit methods
- Drsalvador: ANd if they're not up to scratch/regulations
- Drsalvador: "Certain People" will be "Let Go"
- Drsalvador: And i am DEFINITELY on that list of lolinquisition
- Littleman: And you are certain people?
- Littleman: I see
- Littleman: But
- Littleman: psychology degree went to waste?
- Drsalvador: I use non-regulated programs to edit and oh god they will kick my arse for it
- Drsalvador: Yes. I have a PhD in psychology
- Littleman: Wtf
- Littleman: how old are you
- Drsalvador: 34.
- Littleman: and why did it go to waste
- Littleman: Is this Deathbucket?
- Drsalvador: No. this is Dr. Damien Salvador PhD.
- Littleman: You taking a piss?
- Drsalvador: Nope.
- Drsalvador: I'm not yling
- Littleman: Whyd it go to waste?
- Drsalvador: i have a PhD in psychology but i found no work that was rewarding enough that required it/all the hours were utter shit
- Drsalvador: so i just ditched it and went with the simplest job, TV editing.
- Drsalvador: I tried radio producing(pushing the buttenz!) but the hours were insane, 10pm-4am
- Littleman: Right so
- Littleman: You have an PhD in psychology, you cant find any work
- Drsalvador: I can find work
- Littleman: Where'd you get your PhD?
- Drsalvador: I just don't like it.
- Littleman: that suits you*
- Drsalvador: brighton university
- Drsalvador: hastings campus
- Littleman: What kind of job were you looking for and my my, they're quite renowned for their psychology course arent they
- Drsalvador: You're a fucking moron, FYI,
- Drsalvador: you can study anywhere
- Drsalvador: i almost went to oxford but it was too far to move
- Drsalvador: and they rejected me the CUNTSWALLOPSSSSssmsmgnenrnf
- Drsalvador: Yes i am bitter.
- Littleman: Wait
- Littleman: Whyd they reject you and, 22:31 - Drsalvador: You're a fucking moron, FYI, 22:31 - Drsalvador: you can study anywhere
- Littleman: There are requirements
- Littleman: innit?
- Drsalvador: Yes.
- Littleman: Exactly
- Littleman: But
- Littleman: Why am I a fuckign moron FMI
- Drsalvador: " my my, they're quite renowned for their psychology course arent they"
- Littleman: Well
- Littleman: I was just asking
- Littleman: I've heard good stories about it lol
- Littleman: Im looking to study in England myself
- Littleman: A tad expensive
- Littleman: so I might do my undergrad in holland
- Littleman: and postgrad in England
- Littleman: since you guys pay 9K a year
- Littleman: we pay 1,5K a year
- Littleman: approx
- Drsalvador: The money is good, yes. But again,
- Drsalvador: I can't stand the hours, the people, and of course, the patients.
- Drsalvador: I was once locked in a room with a schizophrenic who made paintings of his own feces
- Drsalvador: To do a psych. evaluation to decide wether or not he went to jail or institution after he murdered a woman
- Drsalvador: It was really tense and i downed a lot of vodka afterward. Not fun.
- Littleman: Wait he murdered a woman?
- Drsalvador: Yes.
- Littleman: Was he restrained?
- Drsalvador: Of course.
- Drsalvador: It was still creepy
- Littleman: Silly question my bad
- Littleman: What kidn of job, were you looking for?
- Littleman: Like practical working with people?
- Drsalvador: Yeah
- Drsalvador: I was hoping to go into therapy but there were no nearby jobs that suited me
- Littleman: How come if I may?
- Drsalvador: They were either working bullshit hours,
- Drsalvador: Or going to like stockport(way up north)
- Drsalvador: when i live right on the coast
- Littleman: But how come they denied you at Oxford, you didn't meet the requirements?
- Drsalvador: Yeah
- Drsalvador: I didn't have the grades they wanted
- Drsalvador: Or the GCSE's
- Littleman: For undergrad or postgrad?
- Drsalvador: Undergrad
- Littleman: Isn't it much easier to get in for postgrad?
- Drsalvador: I never tried
- Drsalvador: I simply re-entered brighton uni
- Littleman: Do people often tell you they get the idea that you're analyzing them
- Littleman: ?*
- Drsalvador: No.
- Drsalvador: Because i'm not a cunt.
- Littleman: 22:39 - Drsalvador: Because i'm not a cunt.
- Littleman: Care to explain?
- Drsalvador: It was a joke
- Drsalvador: I'm not a cunt because i don't openly analyze people
- Drsalvador: like some cunts do
- Littleman: I see ;).
- Drsalvador: Excuse me. I must load my glass with anothere litre of vodka
- Littleman: Hey
- Littleman: You can always join the army, or is Britain cutting like a bitch too?
- Littleman: But wait
- Littleman: Who are you again
- Littleman: How do I know you>?
- Drsalvador: I don't know
- Drsalvador: Littleman: You can always join the army, or is Britain cutting like a bitch too?
- Drsalvador: AHAHAHA
- Drsalvador: are you INSANE?
- Littleman: Nope?
- Drsalvador: Really. Wow.
- Drsalvador: I'd never join the army
- Drsalvador: A: a pissy boy like me would die in minutes
- Drsalvador: B: NOPENOPENOPE NOPE i am not going to iraq
- Littleman: Id be more afraid of Afghanistan
- Drsalvador: Afghanistan rather
- Drsalvador: http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider/spider9.jpg
- Drsalvador: JAYSUS CHROIIISTTT
- Littleman: Do you drive?
- Drsalvador: No
- Littleman: Know how to drive?
- Drsalvador: I can't drive so i cycle everywhere
- Drsalvador: I've never learned how to
- Drsalvador: Waste of money
- Littleman: Right well
- Littleman: Getting in a car
- Littleman: is more dangerous
- Littleman: than being deployed
- Drsalvador: Yes, but it's still fighting in a war
- Drsalvador: I am a stone cold pacifist
- Littleman: I don't care about politics
- Littleman: I'd be perfectly fine with joining the army
- Littleman: I love physical and mental strain
- Littleman: mental I find very challenging
- Littleman: Physical is just awesome
- Drsalvador: I thought about signing up but
- Littleman: I love the feeling of being exhausted of not feeling liek you can go any further, and then still do 2 more kms
- Littleman: Ever did running?
- Littleman: Hm?
- Drsalvador: No
- Littleman: You should try it
- Littleman: See what it feels like
- Littleman: to feel like
- Littleman: you're going to collapse
- Littleman: when in reality
- Littleman: you could run for hours more
- Littleman: Idk
- Littleman: Im too ambitious
- Littleman: If I could
- Littleman: I'd join 22nd Reg SAS
- Littleman: But im a 16 year old dutch citizen
- Littleman: I'm marked as stupid when I do tlak about it so I don't.
- Littleman: Do you think it's stupid?
- Drsalvador: No
- Littleman: Why not?
- Drsalvador: SAS are just
- Drsalvador: just unstoppable
- Drsalvador: unlike soldiers they are never allowed to appear in photos
- Drsalvador: you can evade police
- Drsalvador: swat
- Drsalvador: military
- Drsalvador: even FBI, CIA, SS, etc,
- Drsalvador: but if the SAS are after you
- Drsalvador: you are going down
- Drsalvador: nowhere to run
- Drsalvador: nowhere to hide
- Littleman: I don't know anything about that but, why don't you think it's stupid, that I have the ambition/wish to join the SAS?
- Drsalvador: because SAS is awesome
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