Hark! A slant-eyed senior doth boss too much!

Ah! He hath left his backrest on his seat! What luck!

I shall urinate on said resting aid, and replace it for his highness to relinquish!

Ah my quest for domination knows no taboos! He shall unknowingly sit up against my urine. This pleases me.

But what is this? A lowly Heavyside is online! He must hear my tale, for it reveals my caliber, one of fearless bravado!


By Yuya Sudo