The Largest List of Chat Acronymsa & Text Message Shorthand.

AAMOF 	as a matter of fact
ABFL 	a big fat lady
ABT 	about
ADN 	any day now
AFAIC 	as far as I’m concerned
AFAICT 	as far as I can tell
AFAICS 	as far as I can see
AFAIK 	as far as I know
AFAYC 	as far as you’re concerned
AFK 	away from keyboard
AH 	asshole
AISI 	as I see it
AIUI 	as I understand it
AKA 	also known as
AML 	all my love
ANFSCD 	and now for something completely different
ASAP 	as soon as possible
ASL 	assistant section leader
ASL 	age, sex, location
ASLP 	age, sex, location, picture
A/S/L 	age/sex/location
ASOP 	assistant system operator
ATM 	at this moment
AWA 	as well as
AWHFY 	are we having fun yet?
AWGTHTGTTA 	are we going to have to go trough this again?
AWOL 	absent without leave
AWOL 	away without leave
AYOR 	at your own risk
AYPI? 	and your point is?
  B
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B4 	before
B4N 	bye for now
BAC 	back at computer
BAG 	busting a gut
BAK 	back at the keyboard
BBIAB 	be back in a bit
BBL 	be back later
BBLBNTSBO... 	be back later but not to soon because of...
BBR 	burnt beyond repair
BBS 	be back soon
BBS 	bulletin board system
BC 	be cool
B/C 	because
BCnU 	be seeing you
BEG 	big evil grin
BF 	boyfriend
B/F 	boyfriend
BFN 	bye for now
BG 	big grin
BION 	believe it or not
BIOYIOB 	blow it out your I/O port
BITMT 	but in the meantime
BM 	bite me
BMB 	bite my bum
BMTIPG 	brilliant minds think in parallel gutters
BKA 	better known as
BL 	belly laughing
BOB 	back off bastard
BOL 	be on later
BOM 	bitch of mine
BOT 	back on topic
BRB 	be right back
BRBB 	be right back bitch
BRBS 	be right back soon
BRH 	be right here
BRS 	big red switch
BS 	big smile
BS 	bull shit
BSF 	but seriously folks
BST 	but seriously though
BTA 	but then again
BTAIM 	be that as it may
BTDT 	been there done that
BTOBD 	be there or be dead
BTOBS 	be there or be square
BTSOOM 	beats the shit out of me
BTW 	by the way
BUDWEISER 	because you deserve what every individual should ever receive
BWQ 	buzz word quotient
BWTHDIK 	but what the heck do I know
BYOB 	bring your own bottle
BYOH 	Bat You Onna Head
C
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C&G 	chuckle and grin
CAD 	ctrl-alt-delete
CADET 	can’t add, doesn’t even try
CDIWY 	couldn’t do it without you
CFV 	call for votes
CFS 	care for secret?
CFY 	calling for you
CID 	crying in disgrace
CIM 	CompuServe information manager
CLM 	career limiting move
CM@TW 	catch me at the web
CMIIW 	correct me if I’m wrong
CNP 	continue in next post
CO 	conference
CRAFT 	can’t remember a f**king thing
CRS 	can’t remember shit
CSG 	chuckle snicker grin
CTS 	changing the subject
CU 	see you
CU2 	see you too
CUL 	see you later
CUL8R 	see you later
CWOT 	complete waste of time
CWYL 	chat with you later
CYA 	see ya
CYA 	cover your ass
CYAL8R 	see ya later
CYO 	see you online
D
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DBA 	doing business as
DCed 	disconnected
DFLA 	disenhanced four-letter acronym
DH 	darling husband
DIIK 	darn if i know
DGA 	digital guardian angel
DGARA 	don’t give a rats ass
DIKU 	do I know you?
DIRTFT 	do it right the first time
DITYID 	did I tell you I’m distressed
DIY 	do it yourself
DL 	download
DL 	dead link
DLTBBB 	don’t let the bad bugs bite
DMMGH 	don’t make me get hostile
DQMOT 	don’t quote me on this
DND 	do not disturb
DTC 	damn this computer
DTRT 	do the right thing
DUCT 	did you see that?
DWAI 	don’t worry about it
DWIM 	do what I mean
DWIMC 	do what I mean, correctly
DWISNWID 	do what I say, not what I do
DYJHIW 	don’t you just hate it when...
DYK 	do you know
E
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EAK 	eating at keyboard
EIE 	enough is enough
EG 	evil grin
EMFBI 	excuse me for butting in
EMFJI 	excuse me for jumping in
EMSG 	email message
EOD 	end of discussion
EOF 	end of file
EOL 	end of lecture
EOM 	end of message
EOS 	end of story
EOT 	end of thread
ETLA 	extended three letter acronym
EYC 	excitable, yet calm
F
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F 	female
F/F 	face to face
F2F 	face to face
FAQ 	frequently asked questions
FAWC 	for anyone who cares
FBOW 	for better or worse
FBTW 	fine, be that way
FCFS 	first come, first served
FCOL 	for crying out loud
FIFO 	first in, first out
FISH 	first in, still here
FLA 	four-letter acronym
FOAD 	f**k off and die
FOAF 	friend of a friend
FOB 	f**k off bitch
FOC 	free of charge
FOCL 	falling of chair laughing
FOFL 	falling on the floor laughing
FOS 	freedom of speech
FOTCL 	falling of the chair laughing
FTF 	face to face
FTTT 	from time to time
FU 	f**ked up
FUBAR 	f**ked up beyond all recognition
FUDFUCT 	fear, uncertainty and doubt
FUCT 	failed under continuas testing
FURTB 	full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives)
FW 	freeware
FWIW 	for what it’s worth
FYA 	for your amusement
FYE 	for your entertainment
FYEO 	for your eyes only
FYI 	for your information
G
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G 	grin
G2B 	going to bed
G&BIT 	grin & bear it
G2G 	got to go
G2GGS2D 	got to go get something to drink
G2GTAC 	got to go take a crap
G2GTAP 	got to go take a pee
GA 	go ahead
GA 	good afternoon
GAFIA 	get away from it all
GAL 	get a life
GAS 	greetings and salutations
GBH 	great big hug
GBH&K 	great big huh and kisses
GBR 	garbled beyond recovery
GBY 	god bless you
GD&H 	grinning, ducking and hiding
GD&R 	grinning, ducking and running
GD&RAFAP 	grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible
GD&REF&F 	grinning, ducking and running even further and faster
GD&RF 	grinning, ducking and running fast
GD&RVF 	grinning, ducking and running very
GD&W 	grin, duck and wave
GDW 	grin, duck and wave
GE 	good evening
GF 	girlfriend
GFETE 	grinning from ear to ear
GFN 	gone for now
GFU 	good for you
GG 	good game
GGU2 	good game you two
GIGO 	garbage in garbage out
GJ 	good job
GL 	good luck
GL&GH 	good luck and good hunting
GM 	good morning / good move / good match
GMAB 	give me a break
GMAO 	giggling my ass off
GMBO 	giggling my butt off
GMTA 	great minds think alike
GN 	good night
GOK 	god only knows
GOWI 	get on with it
GPF 	general protection fault
GR8 	great
GR&D 	grinning, running and ducking
GtG 	got to go
GTSY 	glad to see you
H
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H 	hug
H/O 	hold on
H&K 	hug and kiss
HAK 	hug and kiss
HAGD 	have a good day
HAGN 	have a good night
HAGS 	have a good summer
HAG1 	have a good one
HAHA 	having a heart attack
HAND 	have a nice day
HB 	hug back
HB 	hurry back
HDYWTDT 	how do you work this dratted thing
HF 	have fun
HH 	holding hands
HHIS 	hanging head in shame
HHJK 	ha ha, just kidding
HHOJ 	ha ha, only joking
HHOK 	ha ha, only kidding
HHOS 	ha ha, only seriously
HIH 	hope it helps
HILIACACLO 	help I lapsed into a coma and can’t log off
HIWTH 	hate it when that happens
HLM 	he loves me
HMS 	home made smiley
HMS 	hanging my self
HMT 	here’s my try
HMWK 	homework
HOAS 	hold on a second
HSIK 	how should i know
HTH 	hope this helps
HTHBE 	hope this has been enlightening
HYLMS 	hate you like my sister
I
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IAAA 	I am an accountant
IAAL 	I am a lawyer
IAC 	in any case
IC 	I see
IAE 	in any event
IAG 	it’s all good
IAG 	I am gay
IAIM 	in an Irish minute
IANAA 	I am not an accountant
IANAL 	I am not a lawyer
IBN 	I’m bucked naked
ICOCBW 	I could of course be wrong
IDC 	I don’t care
IDGI 	I don’t get it
IDGARA 	I don’t give a rat’s ass
IDGW 	in a good way
IDI 	I doubt it
IDK 	I don’t know
IDTT 	I’ll drink to that
IFVB 	I feel very bad
IGP 	I gotta pee
IGTP 	I get the point
IHTFP 	I hate this f**king place
IHTFP 	I have truly found paradise
IHU 	I hate you
IHY 	I hate you
II 	I’m impressed
IIT 	I’m impressed too
IIR 	if I recall
IIRC 	if I recall correctly
IJWTK 	I just want to know
IJWTS 	I just want to say
IK 	I know
IKWUM 	I know what you mean
ILBCNU 	I’ll be seeing you
ILU 	I love you
ILY 	I love you
ILYFAE 	I love you forever and ever
IMAO 	in my arrogant opinion
IMFAO 	in my f***ing arrogant opinion
IMBO 	in my bloody opinion
IMCO 	in my considered opinion
IME 	in my experience
IMHO 	in my humble opinion
IMNSHO 	in my, not so humble opinion
IMO 	in my opinion
IMOBO 	in my own biased opinion
IMPOV 	in my point of view
IMP 	I might be pregnant
INAL 	I’m not a lawyer
INPO 	in no particular order
IOIT 	I’m on Irish Time
IOW 	in other words
IRL 	in real life
IRMFI 	I reply merely for information
IRSTBO 	it really sucks the big one
IS 	I’m sorry
ISEN 	internet search environment number
ISTM 	it seems to me
ISTR 	I seem to recall
ISWYM 	I see what you mean
ITFA 	in the final analysis
ITRO 	in the reality of
ITRW 	in the real world
ITSFWI 	if the shoe fits, wear it
IVL 	in virtual live
IWALY 	I will always love you
IWBNI 	it would be nice if
IYKWIM 	if you know what I mean
IYSWIM 	if you see what I mean
J
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JAM 	just a minute
JAS 	just a second
JASE 	just another system error
JAWS 	just another windows shell
JIC 	just in case
JJWY 	just joking with you
JK 	just kidding
J/K 	just kidding
JMHO 	just my humble opinion
JMO 	just my opinion
JP 	just playing
J/P 	just playing
JTLYK 	just to let you know
JW 	just wondering
K
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K 	OK
K 	kiss
KHYF 	know how you feel
KB 	kiss back
KISS 	keep it simple sister
KIS(S) 	keep it simple (stupid)
KISS 	keeping it sweetly simple
KIT 	keep in touch
KMA 	kiss my ass
KMB 	kiss my butt
KMSMA 	kiss my shiny metal ass
KOTC 	kiss on the cheek
KOTL 	kiss on the lips
KUTGW 	keep up the good work
KWIM 	know what I mean?
L
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L 	laugh
L8R 	later
L8R G8R 	later gator
LAB 	life’s a bitch
LAM 	leave a message
LBR 	little boys room
LD 	long distance
LIMH 	laughing in my head
LG 	lovely greetings
LIMH 	laughing in my head
LGR 	little girls room
LHM 	Lord help me
LHU 	Lord help us
LL&P 	live long & prosper
LNK 	love and kisses
LMA 	leave me alone
LMABO 	laughing my ass back on
LMAO 	laughing my ass off
MBO 	laughing my butt off
LMHO 	laughing my head off
LMFAO 	laughing my fat ass off
LMK 	let me know
LOL 	laughing out loud
LOL 	lots of love
LOL 	lots of luck
LOLA 	laughing out loud again
LOML 	light of my life (or love of my life)
LOMLILY 	light of my life, I love you
LOOL 	laughing out outrageously loud
LSHIPMP 	laughing so hard I pissed my pants
LSHMBB 	laughing so hard my belly is bouncing
LSHMBH 	laughing so hard my belly hurts
LTNS 	long time no see
LTR 	long term relationship
LTS 	laughing to self
LULAS 	love you like a sister
LUWAMH 	love you with all my heart
LY 	love ya
LYK 	let you know
LYL 	love ya lots
LYLAB 	love ya like a brother
LYLAS 	love ya like a sister
M
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M 	male
MB 	maybe
MYOB 	mind your own business
M8 	mate
N
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N 	in
N2M 	not too much
N/C 	not cool
NE1 	anyone
NETUA 	nobody ever tells us anything
NFI 	no f***ing idea
NL 	not likely
NM 	never mind / nothing much
N/M 	never mind / nothing much
NMH 	not much here
NMJC 	nothing much, just chillin’
NOM 	no offense meant
NOTTOMH 	not of the top of my mind
NOYB 	none of your business
NOYFB 	none of your f***ing business
NP 	no problem
NPS 	no problem sweet(ie)
NTA 	non-technical acronym
N/S 	no shit
NVM 	nevermind
O
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OBTW 	oh, by the way
OIC 	oh, I see
OF 	on fire
OFIS 	on floor with stitches
OK 	abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct)
OL 	old lady (wife, girlfriend)
OM 	old man (husband, boyfriend)
OMG 	oh my god / gosh / goodness
OOC 	out of character
OT 	Off topic / other topic
OTOH 	on the other hand
OTTOMH 	off the top of my head
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P@H 	parents at home
PAH 	parents at home
PAW 	parents are watching
PDS 	please don’t shoot
PEBCAK 	problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIZ 	parents in room
PLZ 	please
PM 	private message
PMJI 	pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI)
PMFJI 	pardon me for jumping in
PMP 	peed my pants
POAHF 	put on a happy face
POOF 	I have left the chat
POTB 	pats on the back
POS 	parents over shoulder
PPL 	people
PS 	post script
PSA 	public show of affection
Q
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Q4U 	question for you
QSL 	reply
QSO 	conversation
QT 	cutie
R
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RCed 	reconnected
RE 	hi again (same as re’s)
RME 	rolling my eyses
ROFL 	rolling on floor laughing
ROFLAPMP 	rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants
ROFLMAO 	rolling on floor laughing my ass off
ROFLOLAY 	rolling on floor laughing out loud at you
ROFLOLTSDMC 	rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks
ROFLOLWTIME 	rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes
ROFLOLUTS 	rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak
ROTFL 	rolling on the floor laughing
RVD 	really very dumb
RUTTM 	are you talking to me
RTF 	read the FAQ
RTFM 	read the f***ing manual
RTSM 	read the stupid manual
S
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S2R 	send to receive
SAMAGAL 	stop annoying me and get a live
SCNR 	sorry, could not resist
SETE 	smiling ear to ear
SH 	so hot
SH 	same here
SHICPMP 	so happy I could piss my pants
SHID 	slaps head in disgust
SHMILY 	see how much I love you
SNAFU 	situation normal, all F***ed up
SO 	significant other
SOHF 	sense of humor failure
SOMY 	sick of me yet?
SPAM 	stupid persons’ advertisement
SRY 	sorry
SSDD 	same shit different day
STBY 	sucks to be you
STFU 	shut the f*ck up
STI 	stick(ing) to it
STW 	search the web
SWAK 	sealed with a kiss
SWALK 	sweet, with all love, kisses
SWL 	screaming with laughter
SIM 	shit, it’s Monday
SITWB 	sorry, in the wrong box
S/U 	shut up
SYS 	see you soon
SYSOP 	system operator
T
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TA 	thanks again
TCO 	taken care of
TGIF 	thank god its Friday
THTH 	to hot to handle
THX 	thanks
TIA 	thanks in advance
TIIC 	the idiots in charge
TJM 	that’s just me
TLA 	three-letter acronym
TMA 	take my advice
TMI 	to much information
TMS 	to much showing
TNSTAAFL 	there’s no such thing as a free lunch
TNX 	thanks
TOH 	to other half
TOY 	thinking of you
TPTB 	the powers that be
TSDMC 	tears streaming down my cheeks
TT2T 	to tired to talk
TTFN 	ta ta for now
TTT 	thought that, too
TTUL 	talk to you later
TTYIAM 	talk to you in a minute
TTYL 	talk to you later
TTYLMF 	talk to you later my friend
TU 	thank you
TWMA 	till we meet again
TX 	thanx
TY 	thank you
TYVM 	thank you very much
U
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U2 	you too
UAPITA 	you’re a pain in the ass
UR 	your
UW 	you’re welcom
URAQT! 	you are a cutie!
V
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VBG 	very big grin
VBS 	very big smile
W
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W8 	wait
W8AM 	wait a minute
WAY 	what about you
WAY 	who are you
WB 	welcome back
WBS 	write back soon
WDHLM 	why doesn’t he love me
WDYWTTA 	What Do You Want To Talk About
WE 	whatever
W/E 	whatever
WFM 	works for me
WNDITWB 	we never did it this way before
WP 	wrong person
WRT 	with respect to
WTF 	what/who the F***?
WTG 	way to go
WTGP 	want to go private?
WTH 	what/who the heck?
WTMI 	way to much information
WU 	what’s up?
WUD 	what’s up dog?
WUF 	where are you from?
WUWT 	whats up with that
WYMM 	will you marry me?
WYSIWYG 	what you see is what you get
X
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XTLA 	extended three letter acronym
Y

Y 	why?
Y2K 	you’re too kind
YATB 	you are the best
YBS 	you’ll be sorry
YG 	young gentleman
YHBBYBD 	you’d have better bet your bottom dollar
YKYWTKM 	you know you want to kiss me
YL 	young lady
YL 	you ’ll live
YM 	you mean
YM 	young man
YMMD 	you’ve made my day
YMMV 	your mileage may vary
YVM 	you’re very welcom
YW 	you’re welcome
YWIA 	you’re welcome in advance
YWTHM 	you want to hug me
YWTLM 	you want to love me
YWTKM 	you want to kiss me
YOYO 	you’re on your own
YY4U 	two wise for you
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? 	huh?
?4U 	question for you
>U 	screw you!
/myB 	kick my boobs
2U2 	to you too
2MFM 	to much for me
4AYN 	for all you know
4COL 	for crying out loud
4SALE 	for sale
4U 	for you
=w= 	whatever
*G* 	giggle or grin
*H* 	hug
*K* 	kiss
*S* 	smile
*T* 	tickle
*W* 	wink