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- [01:39am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: oh i acquired a very interesting tidbit of information over the weekend
- [01:39am] Minelord: [Traser101 disconnected]
- [01:39am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: (disclaimer: if you still think storks deliver babies, go away)
- [01:40am] Minelord: [Traser101 connected]
- [01:40am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so basically
- [01:40am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: there's a trick to concieving a specific gender
- [01:40am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and it goes as follows:
- [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Traser101: k
- [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: if the man climaxes first it'll be a gril
- [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: girl*
- [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: otherwise it's a boy
- [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and here's the logic
- [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: now this'll get pretty jew heavy
- [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so hold on to your hats
- [01:42am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: in this week's torah portion (every week a different portion is read)
- [01:42am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: the story of josef's reunion with his father, jacob, is told
- [01:42am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: during that story the scripture lists all the kids that jacob had
- [01:42am] Minelord: [Traser101 disconnected]
- [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Sir Koltak: in what order?
- [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: jacob had 12 sons and 1 girl
- [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: from 4 wives
- [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Sir Koltak: only?
- [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so it phrases the list something like so:
- [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Sir Koltak: he could've had more
- [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: "jacob's daughter dina and leah's son reuven"
- [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: or something like that
- [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: notice how dina is "jacob's" daughter
- [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and "not" leah's daughter
- [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so rashi (one of the commentators on the torah) had a look
- [01:45am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and concluded that since jacob was a pretty humble man
- [01:45am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: he was curteous and let his wife climax before he did
- [01:45am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: that's why he had so many sons
- [01:45am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: obviously he was more scientific than that
- [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and the matter is discussed in full in the talmud
- [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: but this is pretty much the end result
- [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so the moral of the story is:
- [01:46am] Minelord: [Fwiller connected]
- [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: if you want a continuation (sons) don't be a dick
- [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and if you're a dick anyways
- [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Sir Fwiller: hello :)
- [01:47am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: you'll get a girl
- [01:47am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: geddit?
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