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  <h1>Joe's Pre-Boiled Eggs!</h1>
<p>Here at Joe's we always take things as they come. That includes your delicious home cooked, pre-boiled and ridiculously tasty eggs. When we boil your eggs, we take utmost care not to boil them too long or too short. We wouldn't want them to be less than perfect for our wonderously patient and extremely helpful aswell as nice customers. If any of you got an egg that was even a bit malformed we would be ashamed. That's how high you can place your expectations. It's not like we've got a life anyway. All we do is boil eggs, and we LOVE IT!!!!! AND WE LOVE HANDLING YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING HALF-ASSED SHIT-STINKIN' LITTLE FUCKING PRICKS FOR CUSTOMERS. IF WE COULD TAKE A BIG FUCKING KNIFE AND CUT YOUR FUCKING TOUNGE OUT AND THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ARSES, THEN I WOULD FUCKING HAPPILY DO IT. TO FUCKIN END THIS FUCKING STRUGGLE TO MEET IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS AND IMPOSSIBLE TIME FRAMES AND IMPOSSIBLY FUCKING RUDE ARROGANS.</p>
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