Stewart mock intimacies

* Defining Principle: All I have left is my word.
* Defining Principle: What can I do for you?
* Defining Tie: Lauren Ipsum (love)
* Defining Tie: Maura Mankiewicz (tainted love)

W Major Principle: Never end on a loss.

* Major Principle: A secret is sacred. A lie is profane.
* Major Principle: A secret you can learn isn't *really* a secret. A lie of omission isn't *really* a lie.
* Major Principle: I don't take it personally.
* Major Principle: I will become a great magician.
* Major Principle: If a friend asks you for help, you help them.
* Major Principle: The fear is the point.
* Major Principle: We will never reclaim what was taken from us.
* Major Tie: The Autumn Court of Baltimore (loyalty)
* Major Tie: Gaming (escape)
* Major Tie: Gaming (work)
* Major Tie: I A M (careful fear and dead devotion)
* Major Tie: Society [concept] (anxiety)
* Major Tie: Society [person] (hatred)
* Major Tie: The True Fae (holy terror)
* Major Tie: Violence (aversion)
* Major Tie: The Wherehouse (protectiveness)

* Major Tie: Maggie Bakehead (filial affection)
* Major Tie: Melanie Lucas (sadmiration)
* Major Tie: Nels Foulke (grieving friendship)
* Major Tie: Tony Bowen (camaraderie)

* Minor Principle: I need a drink.
* Minor Principle: Tidiness orders the mind.
* Minor Principle: We are *owed*.
* Minor Tie: Lister (fearful pity)
* Minor Tie: R. Gerald Kingsley (cool, scary)
* Minor Tie: Robert G. Kingsley (scary, cool)
* Minor Tie: Stu Mankiewicz (awkward fraternity)
* Minor Tie: The Consilium of Baltimore (fascination)
* Minor Tie: The Court of Baltimore (fascination)
* Minor Tie: The Freehold of Baltimore (loyalty)
* Minor Tie: The Werewolves of Baltimore (they're alright I guess)
* Minor Tie: Punk, pop-punk, and emo of the 1990s-2000s (embarrassing affinity)
* Minor Tie: W. Marcus Santander (awed respect)