BILLYMAYS.EXE

>episode 24
>while the battle enrages the attention is switched to hachi
>he's looking at dr. franxx archives
>old projects, designs, a photo of a youg werner with a blonde woman
>suddenly a dossier
>DO NOT OPEN: PROJECT BM
>he opens it
>he starts reading it further
>he covers his mouth in shock
>he's now running
>he's looking for Hana
>"i found it"
>Hana's shocked
>they go to the main computer
>they open the dossier in front of them
>PROJECT BM
>a video starts uploading
>its Doctor Franxx, he's saying that this project holds all of old world knowledge
>Hana starts tearing up
> Flashback: Doctor Franxx is doing his usual experiments to Eo To
> suddenly someone enters, Franxx address him as BM-sama, smiling at him like an old friend
> we can't hear what BM is saying, we can't even see him clearly, but is saying something that just shocked dr. Franxx
> suddenly this mysterious figure enters to Eo To chamber
> she's eating like an animal, he gives the famous picturebook, you know the rest
> as he goes out, wherner stops him, questioning if its the right decision
> end of flashback
> activate project BM? YES/NO
> Hana is concerned about it, but she makes her decision
> YES
> suddenly they hear the ground shaking
> a huge amount of tiny blue/white lights from the old civilization' ruins start going up to the sky and gathering themselves in a huge ball of light
> the ball starts flattening, becoming some sort of mirror, or screen?
> the mirror of light starts bursting in flames, then he stabilizes itself
> suddenly someone appears on the mirror
> hachi says "what the...?"
> focus on the battle
> Apus is getting wrecked, the remains of the WYRM fleet are winning a pretty one-sided battle
> suddenly the rest of P13 is dazzled by a strange, unnatural light
> on earth, 02 starts screaming, and convulsing
> Kokoro and Mitsuru are trying to help her, but they are shocked when they see some of sort of blue plaid shirt growing on her back
> suddenly she faints, and her body is floating to the strange mirror
> she reaches that screen, and is being engulfed in the flames
> Project BM makes his first apparition in the series, appearing through the mirror
> "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH A LOT OF NEW BRAND NEW PRODUCTS FOR YOUR HOME, FRANXX, PARASITES, OUTSIDE SPACE, AND CIVILIZATION PROBLEMS!"
> "THE FIRST ONE IS SOMETHING EVERYONE NEEDS, IS CALLED THE NATURENURTURER X, NOW LOOK AT HOW IT WORKS WELL, SOLVING YOUR TERRIBLE BARREN LAND PROBLEMS
> LOOK HOW CLEAN AND FERTILE THE GROUND IS, PERFECT FOR BBQ PARTIES, OR FOR PLAYGROUND FOR YOUR KIDS
> NOW THIS IS FOR THE MOST BRAVE OF YOU WATCHERS AT HOME, ITS CALLED THE ALIEN ERADICATOR, LET'S CUT OUT THE CHASE AND LOOK THIS BABY
> suddenly bm takes a planet sized spray and starts destroying the entire WIRM fleet, leaving p13 relatively unharmed
> "AND NOW, LAST BUT NOT LAST, THE ONIREVIVER X, FOR YOUR ONI RELATED PROBLEMS AND MORE, CALL NOW FOR 2 ONI HORN TENDER SETS COMPLETELY FREE
> the mirror starts buzzing
> suddenly another video starts playing
> "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH A FRESH NEW PRODUCT TO INTRODUCE. THE MEMORYSTEROID 2000, PERFECT WHEN YOU CAN'T JUST REMEMBER WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR FRANXX KEYS
> "PERFECT DURING JOB INTERVIEWS, STUDY SESSIONS, OR WHEN YOU NEED YOUR MEMORIES REFRESHED AFTER A POORLY WRITTEN PLOT DEVICE
> Hana suddenly realizes that Earth is going green again, she kneels, starts crying and says "thank you doctort, thank you, Billy-sama..."
> Hachi is holding her hand while he's in awe
> "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! THE FIRST 50 THAT CALL NOW WILL RECEIVE A FREE 9'S EZ-FIXER, WITH EASY INSTRUCTIONS MANUAL (Delta/Epsilon not included)
> "HI BILL!" "HEY SULLIVAN, WHAT DO YOU NEED?" "YOU SEE, I HAVE A PROBLEM, MY PISTIL IS DANGEROUSLY LESBIAN, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!"
> "FEAR NOT MY FRIEND, FOR NOW WITH THE LESBIAN-LEAVE XTREME YOUR LESBIAN IS NOW CONFORMING TO HER BIOLOGICAL NEEDS!"
> space battle, apus and the other mechas go completely offline, p13 don't know what the fuck just happened
> they start falling through the atmosphere
> Hiro closes his eyes, he somehow realized that 02 is now alive and well, she's back. Tears start dropping from his cheeks, he's ready to die.
> Suddenly a huge hand comes out of nowhere, it gently takes apus and the other mechas falling, and poses them gently to the ground
> the rest of P13 is amazed to see earth as a natural paradise, covered in grass, trees and animals
> they notice a 19,99 $ pricetag in every tree