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["Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You)"]
♪ I typed a text to a girl I used to see ♪

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♪ Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie
With whom I wanna be ♪

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♪ And, I apologize
If this message gets you down ♪

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♪ Then I CC'ed every girl
That I'd see-see 'round town ♪

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♪ Hate to see y'all frown
But I'd rather see her smilin'... ♪

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[woman]
Who was your favorite artist tonight?

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[man] You know, I liked ASAP Rocky.

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[woman] Was that your first time
at Neon Classic?

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[man] Uh, no.

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Alright. I was about to say
you're welcome.

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[man laughs]

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[man] That was my first time with you.

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[music continues in background]

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-[woman] You're the best.
-Mm-mm.

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Yes! Time for drinks!

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-[man] Yes, it is.
-[car horn]

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[woman] Cuidado. Cuidado, mi amor.

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Be careful.

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[music continues in background]

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-[man] You know what I wanna do?
-Huh?

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[man] Get on your back.

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[woman] You always wanna get on my back.
Come on, squat time. What up, dude!

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[loud music playing]

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[woman] Excuse me, permiso.

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Beautiful man down my back,
I have to deliver him to...

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[woman 2] No one can smoke in here!

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[woman shouts] What up, bitches?

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-What up, girl?
-What up?

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-Drinks, what are we thinking?
-Ooh!

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-Whiskey ginger, please.
-You spoke up real quick.

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-Uh, vodka soda-- Ketel soda.
-[man] All right.

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-[man murmurs]
-I don't want a hangover.

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Can we talk about
Postal Service's set tonight?

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-Why is that guy so sad?
-What?

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He literally looks like somebody
put glasses on a slice of Wonder Bread.

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You talking about that dude
from Postal Service?

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-[Erin] Yeah!
-It's accurate.

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-[woman] Baby, not you, too.
-Thank you.

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All right, toast
to another successful Neon Classic.

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-[man whooping]
-Yes, best year yet!

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[instant camera clicks]

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-For your cray-ass kids.
-What?

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-You gotta shake it!
-Baby, don't shake it, that's a myth.

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It's not a myth.

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-Look.
-Oh.

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[woman] Look at us. We were so happy.

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Idiots.

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I don't know if you know this, man,
but love is a lie.

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Bitch, please.

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I'm sorry.

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It's just tonight was terrible.

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Me and my man broke up, of nine years.
No big deal.

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I'm moving to San Francisco,
'cause I got my dream job.

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Career girl over here,

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-doing the damn thing. Getting it done.
-Okay.

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-You know?
-Yeah. Time's up.

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And he just didn't want
to do long distance.

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-Wow!
-I know.

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Really? With FaceTime?

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-With everything.
-And high-speed internet?

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-That's what I said.
-I mean, that's fucked up.

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Thank you, that's what I said.

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Why he leave you like that?

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[cracking] He didn't even wanna try.

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Why he won't try? Look at you
with your pretty teeth and shit.

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Thank you, I told him I have pretty teeth!

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Oh, my God! What man
don't wanna put his dick in your mouth

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with those pretty teethÂ
chomping on that dick?

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-[sobbing] Thank you.
-[sighs]

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You know, I got to stop
going to Craigslist to find dick.

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-You do.
-I do!

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-You're beautiful.
-Am I?

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Come on, girl.

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I feel like we're before-and-after
pictures right now.

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Huh! When's this train coming?

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I'm kinda over this conversation
to be honest.

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What the fuck just happened?

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[train approaching]

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♪ In my head ♪

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♪ I play a supercut of us ♪

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♪ All the magic we gave off ♪

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♪ All the love we had and lost ♪

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♪ And in my head ♪

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♪ The visions never stop ♪

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♪ These ribbons wrap me up ♪

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♪ But when I reach for you
There's just a supercut ♪

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[laughing]

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♪ In your car, the radio up
In your car, the radio up ♪

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♪ We keep trying to talk about us ♪

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♪ But it's just a supercut of us ♪

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[laughter]

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♪ Supercut of us ♪

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♪ So I fall ♪

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♪ Into continents and cars ♪

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♪ All the stages and the stars ♪

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-Boo!
-[yelps]

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♪ I turn all of it ♪

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♪ To just a supercut ♪

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♪ 'Cause in my head ♪

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♪ In my head, I do everything right ♪

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♪ When you call ♪

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♪ When you call
I'll forgive and not fight ♪

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♪ Because ours ♪

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♪ Are the moments I play in the dark ♪

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♪ We were wild... ♪

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You just always fucking walk away.
Really-- Real grown-up.

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♪ I'll be your quiet afternoon crush ♪

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♪ Be your violent overnight rush ♪

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♪ Make you crazy over my touch ♪

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♪ But it's just a supercut of us ♪

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♪ Supercut of us ♪

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♪ Oh it's just a supercut of us ♪

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♪ Supercut of us ♪

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♪ It's in my head
In my head I do everything right ♪

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[song fades]

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What the fuck?

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[groans]

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[cell phone pings]

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[sighs]

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Fuck, I can't do this.

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Why?

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Oh, that was super misleading, right?

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Like, I want to do this, it's just
I have mad appointments today.

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I'm showing this brownstone in Cobble Hill
for three million dollars.

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God bless the middle-aged whites.

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Keeping a bitch paid,
it's like reparations, you know?

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[laughs]

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I would love for you to meet
some of my friends.

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How would you feel about that?

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Mm. Kissing you is nice,

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but it doesn't absolve you
from answering me.

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-Fuck it. We can talk later.
-Mm-hmm.

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[door shuts]

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Dude... I just went to pet a Chihuahua
outside our building,

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and it was a fucking rat.

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Oh, my God, I need coffee.

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Coffee, coffee, please.

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Please, love me right!

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-Rough night?
-Oof.

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Popped by Casablanca
to meet up with Sasha and Rory, right?

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You know, before I went to Leah's
or whatever.

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And Sasha's dating this 22-year-old
femme goddess.

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Seriously, you gotta check her Instagram.
Oh, my favorite mug.

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You love me so much.

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I think it's very cute
that you have a girlfriend.

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You guys have been together
for like four months now, right?

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I don't have a girlfriend.

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Leah...

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is a girl, who is my friend, who I see...

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on consecutive nights,
and whose company I enjoy

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more than anyone else's
in the whole entire world.

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Whatever. Kindly leave your
heteronormative labels

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in a motherfucking box,
to the motherfucking left.

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-Thank you!
-You love her.

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Whatever.

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[man] Morning, ladies. [chuckles]

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Wow, did I sleep late or what?

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-Mm.
-Morning.

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-Sorry, morning breath.
-[both chuckle]

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I'm gonna...

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[laughs]

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[clears throat]

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-Yes?
-You're gonna break up with him, or...

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[scoffs]
We are just settled into a routine.

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We don't have to be all over each other
to prove that we're in love.

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Sure, lit, but also you hate him, so...

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Remember when we talked about
cleaning your room? Did you not hear me?

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Or were you like,
"I'm not gonna do that anyway."

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[in German accent]
Now, what can I make you for breakfast?

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[both] Mwah!

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Ooh.

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[both] Mwah!

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-Oh-ho. That's good.
-Mm-hmm.

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-[Erin] Two of 'em.
-I just creamed my pajamas.

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[Erin] Right in them pajamas.

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There's my breakfast.

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[Erin] Oh, there it is.

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-Get that. Get that brekkie.
-[man] Mm.

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[whispers] That's all I need.

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I love you.

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[chuckling] Love you.

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[man] Off to the market!

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Shut up.

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-Go clean your room.
-Um, go clean my room?

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-A little bit.
-I love you. Let me just...

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-[makes kissy noises]
-Get outta here.

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Mm. [kissy noises]

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[Erin giggles]

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[sighs]

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[Erin] Holy fuck!

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What?

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-Ow, shit. Your room!
-[music playing on cellphone]

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-Is that Jenny's Instagram?
-Mm-hmm.

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No, you don't think.

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I mean, I don't know, the last time
she was listening to this joint

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was when Matt broke her heart,Â
senior year.

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Maybe she's just listening to it.
Probably nothing.

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-[Erin] Yeah, totally.
-[dog snarls]

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No. There's no way
that her and Nate broke up.

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[laptop chiming]

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-Fuck.
-Fuck.

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[laptop chiming]

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Okay.

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[together] Hey!

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-Cool, cool, cool. You saw my story.
-How are you?

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Who I gotta kill?

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You okay?

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We broke up last night, but I'm 100% fine.

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Like, we-- we were together for,
like, nine years, right?

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Like, and now we're not.

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Anyway, Nate sucks.

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And he should fucking die.

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-[Erin] Jesus.
-[Blair] What?

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[laughing] I'm just kidding, you guys

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No, I'm not.

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[nervous chuckle] Oh, boy.

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Hold onto your nips
because I have some epic news.

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[trills]

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I have two words for you:

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Neon Classic.

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We haven't been to the festival
in three years.

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It was just announced that Neon Classic
is doing

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a pop-up show at Sony Hall,

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and it is going to be fucking awesome.
Okay?

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Secret show, secret headliner.

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I got us three all-access passes,
courtesy of the Rolling Stone.

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Yes, you do, bitch!

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You know crowds make me uncomfortable
in this political climate.

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-Ow! That hurt.
-[Jenny] Putitas!

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Basically, I want you to call your work
and tell them you have your period

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and come over to my apartment.

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-Done.
-I can't do that. I'm sorry.

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-Blair!
-I'm sorry. I'm running point

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on a very important tastemakers' brunch
next week,

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I'm presenting my Instagram
strategy today,

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and I can't miss the hashtag roll-out.

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Everything you said just like... sucked.

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Did you mean the roll-out of the hashtag,
or did you just hashtag the word roll-out?

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Fine. I will just come over
after your meeting for lunch.

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-Erin, can you get some OJ for mimosas?
-Yup.

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Oh, we also need champagne though.

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Because all I got is this, and it may not
be here by the time you get here.

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[laughing] You know what I'm saying?

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Okay, I love you both. I love you, bye!

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-Bye-ee.
-Love you, bye-ee!

246
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,619
You know the beginning
of a disaster movie,

247
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,247
like, right before the girl
who looks like me dies,

248
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,749
and, like, right when the girl
who looks like you walk outside

249
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,795
and be like, "Oh, my God,
look how crazy the sky looks!"?

250
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,964
This feels like that.

251
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,383
["Truth Hurts" playing]

252
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,636
♪ Why men great
'Til they gotta be great? ♪

253
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,513
♪ Woo! ♪

254
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,764
♪ I just took a... ♪

255
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:25,852
[Jenny sings along] ♪...DNA test
Turns out I'm a 100% that bitch ♪

256
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,270
♪ Even when I'm crying crazy ♪

257
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,356
♪ Yeah, I got boy problems,
That's the human in me ♪

258
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,901
♪ Bling bling, then I solve 'em
That's the goddess in me ♪

259
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,029
♪ You could've had a bad bitch,
Non-committal ♪

260
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,073
♪ Help you with your career
Just a little ♪

261
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:42,452
♪ You're 'posed to hold me down
But now you're holding me back ♪

262
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,455
♪ And that's the sound
Of me not calling you back ♪

263
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,414
[shouting] Ow!

264
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,167
♪ Why men great
'Til they gotta go, yeah! ♪

265
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,170
♪ Don't text me
Tell it straight to my face ♪

266
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,297
Hey! Yup! Yup!

267
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,426
[track changes to "Mansard Roof"]
♪ I see a mansard roof through the trees ♪

268
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,762
What is this song? Do I know this song?

269
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,348
♪ I see a salty message
Written in the... ♪

270
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,349
Winter break,

271
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:06,726
junior year.

272
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,811
♪ The ground beneath my feet... ♪

273
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:09,979
Fuck that.

274
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,523
-You want me...?
-Let it play.

275
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,652
♪ ...now the tops of buildings
I can see them, too ♪

276
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,029
[drum rhythm]

277
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,035
-What is this song?
-I love this song.

278
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,954
♪ I see a mansard roof... ♪

279
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,623
Blair, did you do drugs with
the study-abroad kids in the bathroom?

280
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,750
No. Maybe.

281
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,001
[Erin laughs]

282
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,336
[man] No one connects anymore.

283
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,089
They hook up and move on,
but what happened to finding a soulmate?

284
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,133
You're only as valuable
as your profile picture now.

285
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,844
You sound like an idiot, dude.

286
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,429
You sound like an idiot.

287
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,848
Hey, we can't all crush puss like you do.

288
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,519
You know the reason why
you're having a problem with girls?

289
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:50,895
Why?

290
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,273
-You say shit like "crush puss."
-[both laugh]

291
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,111
You know people can see
that you're doing that.

292
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,156
Ah! It's just, when it grows back in,
it just all grows towards each other.

293
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,367
I'm such a pendeja. Guys.

294
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,370
Matt's probably not even gonna be here.
What am I even doing here?

295
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,372
I BBM'd him two days ago
and still hasn't read it,

296
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,374
but he went on BBM today,
changed his name, bang,

297
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,584
it's like I'm supposed to be like
a dumbass?

298
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,628
Are you acting like I don't see
that you're active?

299
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,921
-What the fuck?
-Right?

300
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,674
Well, at least y'all got prospects.

301
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,677
-What about that girl right down there?
-No.

302
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,387
[Nate] She's been looking
at you all night.

303
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,847
No, undergrad girls are lame.

304
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,057
On OkCupid I put my stuff for forty-up.

305
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,310
[Paul] Older women get me, man.

306
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,270
It's like they're fucking
their son's hot friend.

307
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,354
[exhales sharply]

308
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,940
-You stay away from my mother.
-Yeah, yeah.

309
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,358
[Jenny chuckles]

310
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,193
Okay.

311
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,323
-Did he just-- Did he just hear me?
-Yeah, he did.

312
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,616
-[Blair] Now he's coming over here.
-Is he?

313
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,827
-He's walking over here.
-[Jen] Who's walking over here?

314
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,911
The guy who...

315
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,079
[Nate] The guy who...

316
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,165
Smoked... crayons.

317
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,667
[Erin] Yellow... crayons.

318
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:55,585
I don't know.

319
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,796
Nice save, Blair.

320
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,551
Oh, that's some strong, prolonged
eye contact,

321
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,219
-so we're gonna bounce.
-Yep.

322
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,347
Nate.

323
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,600
Hi. Jenny. Nice to meet you--

324
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,229
[Nate] Oh, I get it.

325
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,107
That's the guy that
you came here to meet originally, huh?

326
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,819
What? No, I don't-- I don't care.Â
I don't know-- I don't--

327
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,571
Psh! I do not know...

328
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,157
who that is.

329
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,410
Who is he? I'm so convinced right now
by what you're doing. [laughs]

330
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,870
[sighs]

331
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,002
You know what?
Fuck that guy you don't know.

332
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,254
All right? Me and you, let's dance.

333
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,298
Let's make him a little jelly.

334
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,926
Yes, girl!

335
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,427
["Saturdays" playing]

336
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,096
♪ This could be the last time ♪

337
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,641
♪ That could be the fault line
Slipping away ♪

338
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,684
♪ This could be the last time ♪

339
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,229
♪ Care about everything you say ♪

340
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,272
-[she squeals] My armpit!
-You're taking too long.

341
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,482
[Jenny laughs]

342
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,152
♪ Nothing's real... ♪

343
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,654
[Jenny moans]

344
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,281
-You smell good.
-Yeah?

345
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,700
That's great
'cause I didn't shower today.

346
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,828
-That's what I'm talking about.
-Yes!

347
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,204
♪ Saturdays ♪

348
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:19,961
♪ When we dance in the dark
In the room where it all gets real ♪

349
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,755
♪ I know you know how it feels ♪

350
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,549
-[Jenny moans]
-[Nate] You got anything?

351
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,094
-What, like condoms? Or AIDS?
-[laughs]

352
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,179
I don't think I've ever heard "AIDS"

353
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,889
said to me while I was making out.

354
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:32,807
You're welcome.

355
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,103
♪ If it's my face you remember ♪

356
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,647
♪ From all the Sundays
In the summer... ♪

357
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,858
-[Jenny laughs]
-Praise the Lord.

358
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,984
♪ More than a spark ♪

359
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,112
♪ Enough to make me run
And follow you even 'til ♪

360
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,947
♪ Saturdays ♪

361
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:53,453
♪ When we dance in the dark
In the room where it all gets real ♪

362
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,247
[Jenny moans]

363
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,082
♪ Saturdays... ♪

364
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,292
[Jenny] Mm.

365
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,838
[Jenny] Holy shit.

366
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,339
[both moan]

367
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,341
[Nate moans]

368
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,343
Holy fucking shit!

369
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,761
[Nate laughs]

370
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,597
[both gasping]

371
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,598
Oh.

372
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,308
Wow!

373
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,393
Give me these.

374
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,228
[Jenny moans]

375
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,649
[moans softly]

376
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,778
[cell phone rings]

377
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,238
Oh.

378
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,283
Hey, Jared, what's up?

379
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,831
Yeah.

380
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,292
Yeah, yeah, nope.

381
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,003
No worries. It's totally cool.

382
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:46,964
Mm-hmm.

383
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,842
Oh, I am super excited
to get out there as well.

384
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:50,760
[chuckles]

385
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,844
Yeah.

386
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,180
Yeah, okay, cool, great.

387
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,808
-Bye-bye-bye.
-Ha!

388
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,561
Ah! You just quoted NSYNC.

389
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,479
Fuck!

390
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,397
-Fuck, fuck, fuck!
-What?

391
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,067
[Sighs] The list for Neon Classic
is tapped out.

392
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,110
Well, look, dude. It's fine. It's okay.

393
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113
We could just sit here and chill
and drink.

394
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,907
What? No, no, we're going.

395
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,951
We're going to the show, okay?

396
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,077
I leave in a week.

397
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,540
And then I turn 30, and then I die,
probably, and I...

398
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,126
can't stop moving,
or else I think about, um...

399
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,213
[clicks tongue]

400
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,174
I can't leave New York City like this.

401
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,342
This is the end of an era.

402
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,594
You, me, Blair, we've all been caught up
in our own shit.

403
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,179
I need one last epic day with my girls.

404
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,430
We owe it to the city.

405
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:37,848
Yes, queen.

406
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,768
Trying to make me feel feelings
like a motherfucking Pixar movie.

407
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,271
-I'm not doing it.
-Okay, so I'm gonna go get dressed,

408
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,523
and you are gonna email
everybody that you know

409
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,024
that could get us on that list.

410
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,109
All right.

411
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,820
Uh, Jenny, I don't-- I don't know nobody.

412
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,363
I don't... I would email you.

413
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,323
-I don't know anybody.
-Okay, new plan.

414
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,951
We need all hands on deck.
We're gonna go to Blair's office,

415
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,953
and tell them that her mom died
so she can leave.

416
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,371
Jesus Christ!

417
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,539
Okay, fine, her aunt.

418
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,584
I'm afraid you don't understand
what's fucked up about this suggestion,

419
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,252
-but...
-You scour Craigslist for tickets.

420
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,921
We need more booze for today.
We should get some Molly for tonight.

421
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,048
And then we go to Neon Classic.
We're gonna go mobile!

422
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,718
And I'm gonna get dressed.

423
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,639
[elevator bell dings]

424
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812
Loving this look, BT-dubs.

425
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,441
It's like Liz Lemon fucked
the Salvation Army.

426
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,151
-Thank you.
-Mm-hm.

427
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,236
-Today, I'm free.
-Yeah.

428
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,239
We need big numbers here, okay?
If they don't have an M by their name,

429
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,324
I don't want to see them.

430
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,326
[Erin] Ugh!

431
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,203
She's doing that thing where she stands
with her shoulders back.

432
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,248
Good posture is so pretentious.
It's like, alright, whatever, we get you.

433
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,417
You did ballet 'til you
were like in the ninth grade.

434
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,586
At least we're gonna have to really do...

435
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:50,921
She sees us.

436
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,381
[Erin] She look pissed?

437
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,883
Ooh...

438
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,551
Yeah.

439
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,221
And that would be... um...

440
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,890
[Blair's speech continues indistinctly]

441
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,517
Ah, fuck it.

442
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,646
[glass rattles]

443
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,273
Hey, Blair, can I talk to you for a sec?

444
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,733
It's an emergency.

445
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,234
Your aunt died.

446
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,281
Oh, my God.

447
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,407
Blair.

448
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,285
Was it Aunt Camille or Aunt Denise?

449
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,496
Oh, don't tell me, it's too devastating.

450
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,622
I'm so sorry.

451
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,333
If you guys could just excuse me

452
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,834
for a moment.

453
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,586
[voice wavers]
So sorry, I'll be right back.

454
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,839
Go. Um,  and I'm gonna pick it up
on page, um...

455
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,841
five of the presentation.

456
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,511
So, let's talk a little bit about

457
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,848
visual merchandising
on Instagram specifically.

458
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,517
[Blair] What are you doing here?

459
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,686
And why did you just tell my office
that my aunt died?

460
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:47,770
Oh, wait...

461
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,355
Did Aunt Camille die?

462
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,691
AC is chillin'.

463
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,277
Jenny, on the other hand,
is in horrible shape.

464
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612
She needs us.

465
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,700
Our bestie is out there drinking
champagne from a bottle of green juice

466
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,118
that still has green juice in it.

467
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,369
[quietly] Oh, fuck.

468
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,540
Wait, it's like a green-juice mimosa.

469
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,251
-That's kinda genius.
-She made me try it.

470
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,795
It's fucking disgusting.
I am drowning out here.

471
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,547
I need you. She needs you.

472
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,508
Okay, okay.
Of course, yes, I'm gonna come.

473
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,928
I just... Shit. I need to tell my office
that I'm gonna...

474
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:22,847
plan a funeral?

475
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,349
-That's really fucked up.
-Love you. Meet you downstairs.

476
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,935
-I hate you. Get out of my office.
-Mm-hmm. Love you, boo.

477
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,437
Love you.

478
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:31,522
[quietly] Damn it.

479
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,066
[Jen] Why haven't we heard
from the Craigslist guy yet?

480
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,985
Hey, let's focus on the positive, okay?

481
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,780
I am so amped for you and this new job.
You're about to slay it.

482
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:43,409
Aww. It's crazy, y'all.
They gave me a staff of people, like...

483
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,996
How did I convince them that I should have
that much responsibility?

484
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,040
Fuck that modesty shit.
You are the dopest writer we know.

485
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,417
-A hundred percent.
-Aww.

486
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,588
You have this really unique way
of describing music that's very special.

487
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,798
-You believe that?
-Yeah.

488
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,009
[cell phone rings]

489
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,011
-Oh, shit.
-Her pants, though.

490
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,472
-I have to take this. I'm so sorry.
-Yeah, go on.

491
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:06,557
Go for Blair.

492
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,100
-[cell phone rings]
-Oh, shit.

493
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,353
-Now my boss is... calling me.
-Hey, text me when you're done.

494
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,772
-I'm gonna go for a walk.
-Okay.

495
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,356
-[Erin] Hey, Martha.
-[Jenny sighs]

496
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,358
[Erin coughs] Yeah, I feel better.
What up, doll?

497
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,693
You get those numbers
I sent you?

498
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,823
[indistinct chatter]

499
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,209
[Jenny] Okay.

500
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:34,835
It's done.

501
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,128
-Done?
-Yep.

502
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,631
-Alright, let's see it.
-I mean, it's super rough,

503
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,674
-and it's probably gonna be shit...
-Let's see it.

504
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,677
But it's not gonna be--
but there are mad different little... Oh!

505
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,096
All right.

506
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:47,723
Okay.

507
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,643
[chuckles]

508
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,311
Wow.

509
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,022
This is really fucking good, Jen.

510
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,150
That dude would be crazy not to hire you.

511
00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,735
Yeah.

512
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,028
You mean that?

513
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,488
-Yes.
-Thank you.

514
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,699
I mean, I do feel confident about it.
I definitely think it's in a better spot.

515
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:09,411
And he said that if he liked it,
then he would start publishing me ASAP.

516
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,289
And it's only 20 bucks a post,
but fuck it, right?

517
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:15,751
Because I'll... I'll be able to write
about the music I wanna write about.

518
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,420
I'll be able to introduce you to people,
and this is the first step.

519
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,173
I can freelance now, and then after
I graduate, I get on staff,

520
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:24,510
become an editor, and, I don't know,
maybe I can run my own thing one day.

521
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,554
You're amazing, Jen.

522
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,514
Fucking amazing.

523
00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:29,682
It's insane.

524
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,977
I mean, you know what you want to do,
you're putting your all into it,

525
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,187
and you just going forth
and doing it. It's...

526
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,609
Um... I don't know
what the fuck I wanna do.

527
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,903
-Hey! No, uh-uh.
-What?

528
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,823
No, no, no. Don't do that.
Come on, you'll figure it out.

529
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,075
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

530
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,371
You wanna be super corny with me
real quick?

531
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,373
-What?
-Can we make this our spot?

532
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,834
-Hell, yeah!
-Hell, yeah?

533
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,419
In fact, this is our spot.

534
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,089
-Everybody, you, you! This is our spot!
-Baby! Shh!

535
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,384
No, fuck that. You know what? You want
to know how we can do it? I should, uh...

536
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,094
-Mark it. I'm gonna mark it down.
-What?

537
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,096
[gasps] Vandalism?

538
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:12,182
Ooh, I love it
when you're dangerous, baby.

539
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,934
[Nate] Put a little happy face here.

540
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,145
[uplifting pop music playing]

541
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,522
[Nate] Forever!

542
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,441
[Jenny laughs]

543
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,114
[uplifting pop music continues]

544
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:49,595
[Jenny] Hey, ladies.

545
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,680
-[Erin] Hey, good walk?
-Yeah.

546
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,935
-Oh, Craigslist bro just texted back.
-Yeah?

547
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,187
Three VIP wristbands.

548
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,814
-Woo!
-"Come by anytime after three. No dudes."

549
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:02,483
-He wrote "no dudes"?
-Mm-hmm.

550
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,442
[Jenny] Oy!

551
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,903
Wait, he's selling them for $500?

552
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,697
Don't worry. I got an advance
from Rolling Stone for my moving,

553
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,032
and I'm going to share

554
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,241
-with the two of you.
-Yes.

555
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:13,327
I got your tickets. I got your tickets.
I got it.

556
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,329
I feel like this might be
an irresponsible choice.

557
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,831
I really want us to think about
the choices we're making today,

558
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,416
because it seems irresponsible.

559
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,460
Says the woman who spent $400
on mink eyelashes.

560
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,253
-I'm just saying.
-These are real.

561
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:28,258
-I don't believe you!
-I'm gonna miss this so hard! Ah!

562
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,427
You did not just find that in your pocket
right now.

563
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,513
I did, and I have no idea how long
it's been there.

564
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,555
That seems safe.

565
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:34,640
It's fine.

566
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:35,849
Blair, calm down.

567
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,268
-Weed is like ketchup, it doesn't go bad.
-Yep.

568
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,478
Ketchup goes bad.

569
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,564
Mm. Then you should definitely
not use our ketchup.

570
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,236
Can we at least move out of the middle
of the street if we're gonna smoke weed?

571
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,405
-Stoop, stoop, stoop!
-Did you just say "we"?

572
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,573
Does Bad Blair want to come out and play?

573
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,284
No, Bad Blair does not
want to come out and play. It is noon.

574
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:57,246
Blair, please, this dooby just literally
came from the heavens.

575
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,957
This could be one of our last times ever
doing this together.

576
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,917
-Amen.
-I mean, when are we gonna have this...

577
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,211
opportunity to do this.

578
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,546
I am alone.

579
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,006
I got my ass broken up with.

580
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,216
-Oh, my God.
-I'm gonna leave to California.

581
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,634
I'm not gonna see y'all.

582
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:14,013
[voice cracks] I mean, really, this is
a memory that you're gonna pass up?

583
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,056
-Oh, Jesus!
-Okay, yay.

584
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,600
A memory. A memory.

585
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:19,893
That was a great performance.

586
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:20,978
-Thank you.
-I'm sorry.

587
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:22,938
These are real tears though.

588
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,692
-Yes!
-[coughing]

589
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,862
Bad Blair! Bad Blair!
Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair!

590
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,697
Blair, boo-boo.

591
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,324
Boo, watching you take down
all these carbs

592
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:36,285
has been the highlightÂ
of my whole, entire life.

593
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,578
I hate you. Both of you.

594
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,788
Me? What I do? I didn't do nothing.

595
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:40,706
[door bell jingles]

596
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,711
How is Matt Lasher in this
motherfucking restaurant right now?

597
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,754
[Matt] Well.

598
00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:48,714
Oh, my God, look who it is.

599
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,632
Jenny, wow, it's been a while.

600
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,843
Blair, you look great. Erin!

601
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,470
You still hate me. That's fine.

602
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,764
So, what's up?
You girls going to Neon Classic?

603
00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:57,973
Yes. Yes, we are.

604
00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:00,142
You know, my team's doing the event.
You got list?

605
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,187
It's like pretty crazy. Everyone
and their mother is trying to get in.

606
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,022
Like, my mom literally texted me.

607
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,190
Left her unread.

608
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,068
I actually just got a job with
Rolling Stone, so I think we're good.

609
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:10,903
We got like channels that we can
go through.

610
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,906
Cool, if you have any problems
or something, just, you know,

611
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:14,823
slide into my DMs.

612
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,033
[Blair] Oh, good Lord.

613
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,827
Bye. Good seeing you, Jen.

614
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,455
What the fuck, dude?

615
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,750
You need to get some lubricant,
and slide into his motherfucking DMs.

616
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,502
What if the Craigslist tickets
fall through?

617
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,921
What? We're fine. We're gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.

618
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,422
[makes popping noise] Got it.

619
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,715
You need to fuck Matt.

620
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,717
He's kinda the perfect rebound.

621
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,844
It's only been a day. You need to grieve.

622
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,055
What you need is someone
to fuck the Nate out of you.

623
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,975
Grief is an emotion best served
with a side of stiff dick.

624
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,519
-Erin...
-[Jen laughs]

625
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,730
I love you, but you've never even been
in a long-term relationship.

626
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,232
Blair.

627
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,399
I love you,

628
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,653
but you and Will are not exactly
the second coming of Oprah and Gayle.

629
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,737
You know what I'm saying?

630
00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:55,697
You need to get fucked more than she does.

631
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,032
-Me?
-Uh-huh.

632
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,575
I fuck!

633
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,454
[quietly] I fuck, okay? Definitely.

634
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,081
You don't even fuck yourself.

635
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,666
Tried to use your Rabbit the other day.

636
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,668
That shit is dusty
and the batteries are dead.

637
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,879
That's disgusting.
I feel very attacked right now.

638
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:14,007
Would someone uptight give you the money
to get the good Molly from the guy

639
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,926
that lives above the McDonald's
near the bridge?

640
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:16,844
[both] Hype Molly?

641
00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:20,305
Yes, Hype Molly for us all,
courtesy of your loosest friend.

642
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:21,265
No.

643
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,684
Yeah, I heard it as I said it. Top grade.

644
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,643
[Erin] Ah.

645
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,729
What up, you got stress-rhea?

646
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,398
That was one time.

647
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:33,277
I think it's a stretch calling
an entire year of college one time.

648
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,529
[Jenny] If anyone's gonna have
stress diarrhea, it's me.

649
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,114
Let's make this fast and get to Hype's.

650
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,408
[Blair] I'm putting my keys
in-between my fingers.

651
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,577
Just in case this guy tries
any funny business.

652
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,744
[Erin] Yes, bitch.

653
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,705
You shank that motherfucker
with our mail key.

654
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,622
[laughter]

655
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,791
[shouting] Hey, yo! What up?

656
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:51,795
-It's like Supreme shat out an apartment.
-[man] Welcome, welcome!

657
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,880
Come on in.

658
00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:53,922
[hip-hop in background]

659
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,842
Hey, I'm Mikey, by the way,
and y'all are...

660
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,344
-Jenny, Blair, Erin.
-[Mikey] Jenny, Blair.

661
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:00,762
Erin, wassup?

662
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,973
Welcome to my crib, come on in.

663
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,559
You can smoke anything on the table
that you want.

664
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,187
Everybody always asks,
"How do you afford this place?"

665
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,731
My parents got it for me two years ago

666
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,108
before I broke off contact with them
completely.

667
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,694
Oh, I got pasta over there, by the way,
if you want some.

668
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,196
No, we just ate a really big lunch.

669
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,573
Blair, I mean, you can't say no
to a plate.

670
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,451
That's the spirit.
Hey, what Harry Potter house are y'all?

671
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:23,619
And don't lie.

672
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,330
-I think we're all Ravenclaw.
-Bitch, please. I'm Hufflepuff.

673
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,040
-[Jenny scoffs]
-Blair low-key Slytherin.

674
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,918
Technically, I identify as a Slytherin
with a Ravenclaw moon.

675
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,837
[Mikey] Yo, that is such a Slytherin thing
of you to say.

676
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:35,297
I'm Gryffindor, by the way.

677
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,590
Nobody asked, but... [laughs]

678
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,050
[Jenny] Wait. Whoa.

679
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,052
-This ain't what I think it is.
-No, it is.

680
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,136
[gasps]

681
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,348
Ooh-wee!
This is the ace of spades of weed, y'all.

682
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,808
Beyoncé shmokes this weed.

683
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:51,104
That is, deadass, the best weed
in the game right there.

684
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,232
I got that shit from Mike Dean's dude.

685
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:55,150
I only smoke shit that rappers do.

686
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,320
I also got some shit that will give
you a seizure, so be careful.

687
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,447
It's mild, like the flavor of the weed.

688
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,200
The seizure's not mild, it's very strong.

689
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,494
-[women] Oh!
-Oh, my goodness, a dog!

690
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,412
-Come back to me. Who is that?
-[Mikey] Hey!

691
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,665
[Mikey] This is... Barbra Streisand.

692
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,210
Hey! The cutest little baby in the game.
[laughs]

693
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,003
You named your dog "Barbra Streisand"?

694
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,173
Oh, yeah. Why would I not name him
"Barbra Streisand"?

695
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,468
She's a legend, you know?
And I love female directors, for real.

696
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,845
because I truly do believe,
like, Time Is Up.

697
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,639
As a matter of fact, Time Been Up.

698
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,682
You know? We're late.

699
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,183
And Lady Bird? I love that shit.

700
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,184
I loved Lady Bird.

701
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,727
[Mikey] You would love Lady Bird.

702
00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,229
That's so her, right?

703
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,857
I feel like I know y'all, like...
Y'all are so-- I love you guys.

704
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,693
For real, like, y'all want something
to drink?

705
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:41,530
I'm drinking this expensive-ass tequila,
but you gotta douse this shit in Sprite,

706
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,073
because it low-key tastes like booty.

707
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,700
No offense to the ass-eating community.

708
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,910
No, thank you.
Uh, we just really want the tickets.

709
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:47,828
[Mikey] Right!

710
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,204
[laughs] The tickets...

711
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,748
Um, so...
It's, like, really funny, actually.

712
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,959
My boy, Victor, came through earlier,

713
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,877
and I gave him the tickets,

714
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,130
and then y'all came, and I was like,

715
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,049
"Oh, hold up," like,
"They kinda cute," like,

716
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,885
"Let's see where this goes,
maybe we can smoke a little something,

717
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:07,306
drink a little something, you know,
like maybe, we can fuck on each other."

718
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,682
-[Jenny laughs]
-[Mikey] Right.

719
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,851
[Jenny laughs hysterically]

720
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,227
[Mikey laughs] Right.

721
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,856
-You ain't got no tickets.
-Yeah, no, I ain't got the tickets.

722
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,150
-[hysterical laughter]
-[Mikey laughs] No.

723
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:22,112
-Let me at him! one minute! Let me just--
-Stop! Stop!

724
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,071
[Blair] No!

725
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:26,450
No, you can't play like that, man.
I got early-onset osteoporosis.

726
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,745
Look. Look at my wrist.
I ain't got no bones in my wrist, man.

727
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,496
I was born with no bones in my left wrist.

728
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:34,207
[shouting] I'm taking this, okay?

729
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,209
I woulda gave it to you if you asked.

730
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,795
But if you want to live your life
by violence,

731
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:40,255
go ahead.

732
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,801
Weirdo! Ugh!

733
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,514
-Yo.
-Hm?

734
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:51,058
I stole the Beyoncé weed, too.

735
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,728
-Oh, Bad Blair!
-She back.

736
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,273
[Jenny] Ah, fuck it. I'm DMing Matt.

737
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,442
[Erin] Uh-huh.
And if that doesn't work, we could

738
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,902
reach out to...

739
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278
What's that one dude's name...

740
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:06,740
-What is this? Okay, we are...
-[Jenny whimpers]

741
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,116
[Erin] What are you doing?

742
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,034
Hannah!

743
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:09,951
Oh, shit!

744
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,370
Nate's cousin, Hannah?

745
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,663
Fuck! I bet you she loves
that we broke up.

746
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,707
Oh, she's always calling me,
"sweetie, sweetheart."

747
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,627
-She's coming.
-No, she's not. She's-- Oh, yeah, she is.

748
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,003
-Okay.
-Erin?

749
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,589
-[laughs] What up, girl?
-Hi!

750
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,007
What's happening?

751
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:25,842
Jenny, is that you?

752
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,178
No. Huh? What?

753
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,555
Hannah?

754
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,809
I have not seen you in such a long time.

755
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,603
Girl, how have you been? That's so weird.
I didn't even see you.

756
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,147
What are you wearing?

757
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,233
It's so 90s.

758
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,277
So... [inhales sharply]

759
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,445
...chic.

760
00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:49,491
We're doing a piece at Vogue,
and you're just, like, killing it.

761
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,618
It's about people who don't care
what they look like.

762
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:56,039
Amazing. Amazing.
You're, like, nailing the exact aesthetic

763
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,333
I've been trying to convey
to the photographer.

764
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,044
Oh, my God, so funny running into you.
I was just about to text Nate

765
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:02,879
about when you guys are going
to Neon Classic.

766
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,382
I mean, I wasn't even gonna go,
but Kim was like,

767
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,384
"Oh, you know, you never
fucking come out anymore,

768
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,094
and Kanye wants to see you, so..."

769
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,013
Oh, my God, shit!
That was supposed to be a surprise.

770
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,182
I'm sorry, you were saying that Nate--

771
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,308
-Wait. Kanye's the--

772
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:17,102
-Kanye's the secret headliner?
-Shh!

773
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,019
That's insane!

774
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,106
-And a problematic choice.
-Fix your hair so we can text Nate a pic.-

775
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,277
We broke up, yesterday, uh, last night.
And, um, yeah.

776
00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:27,404
It's over.

777
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,284
Oh! [Hannah murmurs]

778
00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:34,911
Oh, it's okay.

779
00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:36,621
No, it's gonna be okay.

780
00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,957
Everything's gonna be okay.

781
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,333
[Hannah] Mm.

782
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,210
That's really crunchy.

783
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,172
It's like-- Is that new denim?

784
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:46,756
You know, if you need anything from me,

785
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,551
just do not hesitate to contact
my assistant.

786
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,510
Text is better.

787
00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:51,928
You'll get me faster.

788
00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:52,846
Thank you.

789
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,558
Be well. It's so good to see you.

790
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,976
-Okay, take care.
-[Blair] Be well.

791
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,813
Uh... J-Bug.

792
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,064
[cell phone pings]

793
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,442
She was saying something
about Nate and Neon Classic.

794
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,902
You wanna, like, talk about that?

795
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,237
Bam! Matt got us three wristbands.

796
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,740
What you know about that?
And a tongue emoji. He sucks.

797
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,950
And what Hannah said, I...

798
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,745
I don't even know
what she's talking about.

799
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,622
But who cares, right?
Who cares about Nate?

800
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:21,500
The only thing that matters is us
living our best life, right?

801
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:22,709
Living our best life.

802
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,919
So, onto pressing matters,

803
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,297
who wants to go to booty-hole Brooklyn
to get these wristbands?

804
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,090
-I will rock-paper-scissors--
-I can do it.

805
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,179
-You're a really good friend.
-[Blair chuckles]

806
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,765
-And I love you, dude.
-I love you.

807
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692
Hey, Blair.

808
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:50,654
I really do find it a bit tedious

809
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,823
that you just couldn't put us on the list
for these wristbands.

810
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,243
[Matt] I hate to break it to you,
but there's no list.

811
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:58,286
That's not true. There's always a list.

812
00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,538
So, you decided to come alone?

813
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,665
Nobody else wanted to come
to this weird office.

814
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,917
What do you even do here, Matt?

815
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,210
Literally nothing.

816
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,508
[Blair] Hm.

817
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,385
You look really good.

818
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,387
No.

819
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:16,888
Don't do that.

820
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:19,933
Oh, come on, you wouldn't even be here
if you didn't want me to, you know...

821
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:21,476
do that.

822
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482
Does Jenny know about us?

823
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,276
There is nothing to know.

824
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:30,860
Funny.

825
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,321
[softly] Not how I remember it.

826
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,413
I remember...

827
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,915
a drunken night like...

828
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,126
When was it?

829
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,504
Two years ago? That I...

830
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,550
[whispering] ...honestly have not
been able to stop thinking about since.

831
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,846
You looked so incredible in those tights.

832
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,390
-[Blair breathes heavily]
-They were so easy to rip off.

833
00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:03,518
[Blair pants]

834
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:05,395
Lock the door.

835
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,073
This means nothing.

836
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:18,033
Whatever you say.

837
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,162
[gasps]

838
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,916
We shouldn't. We shou--

839
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,294
I mean, if you really want me to stop,
I'll stop.

840
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,421
[sighs] Don't stop.

841
00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:35,759
[knocking on door]

842
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,552
Coming, my darlings!

843
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:39,471
Coming!

844
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,807
-Hi!
-Hi!

845
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,225
-Come in.
-[Jenny] Woo-woo!

846
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:45,185
[Erin] Wassup!

847
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,854
Ah! I just got out of the shower,
so don't mind me.

848
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,815
-You smell delicious. It's been so long.
-Well, you never call me!

849
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,109
I mean, what,
you don't do drugs anymore or what?

850
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,070
We can't afford your shit.
You know that already.

851
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,946
-[Hype] Please.
-You got diamonds on your weed.

852
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:59,032
Child, you know I love and miss you.

853
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,742
-You messy bitch!
-[giggles]

854
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,663
[Hype] Now, don't tap, don't tap, baby.
That makes 'em real mad.

855
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,874
Oh! Are these baby sharks?

856
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,959
[Hype] Yes, they're baby sharks!

857
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,836
Yes, they're so tiny!

858
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,338
I feel like they're my children.

859
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,423
I got 'em illegally, so don't tell nobody.

860
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:16,966
-Okay?
-[Erin] Nobody to tell.

861
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:20,512
Acting like anybody's gonna care
if they come up here with all your drogas.

862
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:23,181
Come on, now. Baby sharks
is the least of your worries.

863
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,725
[Jenny gasps] Hey, princesas!

864
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,560
-What?
-Uh-huh.

865
00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:28,645
They just do this for you.

866
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,021
[Hype] Yeah, they stay perched.

867
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:32,148
-So you going to the big show tonight?
-You know it.

868
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,942
Lotta people been through here today.

869
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,276
I'm sure. Neon Classic!

870
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,986
What's with this outfit?

871
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,406
I mean, you look crazy,

872
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,783
but at the same time, you look real sexy.

873
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,202
-Ow!
-Yeah, you look good. I love it.

874
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,495
Your girl is having a day.

875
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,039
Can you just not? Can we not do that?
Not right now.

876
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,001
-Nate broke up with her last night.
-No!

877
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:53,962
Girl!

878
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,255
Oh, my God, he's so hot.

879
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,923
Aw, baby.

880
00:36:57,841 --> 00:36:59,926
Are you devastated?
Girl, 'cause I would be devastated.

881
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:00,927
I'm okay.

882
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:02,971
No, you're not.

883
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,181
I can see the sadness in your eyes.

884
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,766
You know what?

885
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,186
-[Erin] Shit!
-[Jenny] Oh, my goodness!

886
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,605
-Jesus!
-I thought you pulled out another puppy.

887
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,691
-Oh, my goodness. Look at this.
-[Hype laughs]

888
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,693
Ah! It's the holy grail of joints.

889
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,570
How? How do you even roll something
like this?

890
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,239
-Well, it takes a strong will.
-Mm.

891
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,907
-And three papers, baby.
-[Erin] Oh.

892
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,285
Now, that's happy medicine
right there, girl.

893
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,036
-Yes!
-[Jenny] Oh, Lord have mercy.

894
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,037
[Hype] Yes.

895
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,374
-Yeah, baby, this pimp shit easy.
-[Erin giggles]

896
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:33,585
Just exhale.

897
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,671
Let it all go away

898
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:39,299
and think about happy times.

899
00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:41,342
[Jen] Oh, you wanna order Chinese?

900
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:42,927
[Nate] That sounds like a good idea.

901
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,304
You're smart.

902
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,347
-Oh! Why, thank you, baby.
-[Nate laughs]

903
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:47,390
Let me see, let me see.

904
00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:49,601
Gimme all the food. All the food.

905
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,103
Mixed vegetable with bean curd.

906
00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:54,647
What is bean curd?

907
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,649
-I just want to know.
-[chuckles]

908
00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:57,776
Like, I need to know

909
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,486
what it is. Okay.

910
00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:01,029
¿Que tu quiere, papa? Dime-lo.

911
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,072
[speaking Spanish]

912
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,617
[speaking English]
Practice that Spanish of yours.

913
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,661
What?

914
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:13,875
I love you.

915
00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:21,466
-I...
-[stuttering] I was just...

916
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:22,759
That was stupid.

917
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:24,719
-[Jen] No.
-I shouldn't have said that, no.

918
00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:26,054
-I don't love you.
-What?

919
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,848
I do-- I do love you. I don't love...

920
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,809
Ah, shit.

921
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,894
No, that was amazing, and I... and...

922
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,980
And that was amazing,
and you are really...

923
00:38:37,065 --> 00:38:38,525
and I just don't know...

924
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,486
um... what to say back.

925
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,946
No, that's cool. It's all right.

926
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,741
It's okay. I mean... Yeah.

927
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,911
Aw, I fucked it up, didn't I?

928
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:52,121
[Nate] No, baby, no, it's fine.
Like, I'm...

929
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:53,706
Well, is it okay? Is that okay?

930
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,376
-Yeah, it's totally fine, yeah.
-You're doing the funny dance.

931
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,838
[chuckles nervously]
I'm just-- I gotta... pee.

932
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,257
And take a shower, 'cause I smell like...

933
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,009
[affects fake Asian accent]
Kung Pao chicken.

934
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:06,386
Chinese! Woo!

935
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,137
[Nate snaps fingers]

936
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:10,098
It's fine, baby.

937
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,643
[quietly] It's fine. Hm.

938
00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:19,065
[whispers] Why didn't I just say it!
Why didn't I just say it!

939
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,067
[shower water running]

940
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:23,862
[sound of shower gets louder]

941
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:29,784
[Nate] Come here, girl.

942
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,204
Oh, you wanna play kitty-cat, don't you?
I can play that.

943
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,250
Say, uh, what are you doing later, baby?

944
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,918
-I love you!
-[Nate shouts]

945
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,461
-Oh, shit!
-Ahh!

946
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,839
-Oh, no, close your eyes! Close 'em!
-Ahh!

947
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,090
What are you doing?

948
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,634
[Jenny laughing]

949
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:49,012
Ah It burns! It burns!

950
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,056
Come here. I need to--
I need to find you.

951
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,141
You stupid ass.

952
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:57,478
Get in the nose! Don't get in the nose.
[laughs]

953
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,650
I love you.

954
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,068
I like saying it.

955
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:05,695
I love you.

956
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,447
-I lurve you.
-I love you too, baby.

957
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,823
I love ya, baby.

958
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:12,785
I love you so much, baby.

959
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:13,703
I love you.

960
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,331
-I'll never put you in harm's way.
-[squeals]

961
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,875
-[both laugh]
-[Jen squeals]

962
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,213
[sighing]

963
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,757
Can I use your bathroom?

964
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,300
Gimme the joint first.

965
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,427
-Oh, you right.
-It's the door on the left down there.

966
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,345
All right.

967
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,724
[Hype] So what you gonna do?

968
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:39,562
Because I can feel so much love
in your eyes.

969
00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:41,940
Girl, this just can't be where it ends.

970
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:43,900
Trust and believe.

971
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,319
I'm also clairvoyant.

972
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:47,862
Ain't that ghosts?

973
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:49,948
[chuckling] It's everything.

974
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,157
And I know,

975
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,784
I know in my heart of hearts

976
00:40:53,743 --> 00:40:55,411
that you want your man back.

977
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:57,538
So, girl, you gon' go get your man.

978
00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,916
Aight, homie, we gotta go
get these Neon Classic outfits.

979
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:00,875
Okay.

980
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,795
[in formal voice] I would like three
of your finest Hype Mollys, please.

981
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:04,754
How much?

982
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:06,506
Forty.

983
00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,385
And one free for sad Jenny.

984
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,512
-Yay.
-[Erin] Hey.

985
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,263
-Prizes for being sad.
-[Hype] Hm.

986
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,683
Oh, thank you, Hype.

987
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:17,976
Thanks, Hype.

988
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,020
[Jenny] Erin!

989
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:22,981
I wanna go to Leah's store.

990
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,149
-[Matt] That was good.
-That was not good.

991
00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:28,277
I have a boyfriend, and my best friend
used to like you.

992
00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:29,404
Yeah, in college.

993
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:33,074
Oh, come on, Blair. You can't possibly
be using the friend thing on me right now.

994
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,075
Jenny hates me.

995
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,995
Yeah, she hates you, which means
the feelings might still be there.

996
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,579
Should I give her a call?

997
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,747
Oh, my God.

998
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:40,790
I'm kidding!

999
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:46,838
Oh, my God, Blair, you seem like you
would be a total nightmare to date,

1000
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:50,591
but I'm head-over-heels
for your fucking crazy mind. Take these.

1001
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:53,052
-I have no idea how to respond to that.
-It was a compliment.

1002
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:54,554
-Don't think that was.
-Well, it was.

1003
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,098
Don't smile at me.

1004
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,350
You have a very...

1005
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:02,687
very nice smile and it makes me feel
fucking confused.

1006
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,689
-All right. See you later, Blair.
-Fuck you.

1007
00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:06,357
Oh, uh, one more thing.

1008
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:07,984
Those wristbands are just GA.

1009
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,278
I couldn't really swing
anymore VIP, but...

1010
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:12,572
I put you guys on the list for the party.

1011
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,870
Are you fucking kidding me?

1012
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:19,829
I'm afraid not.

1013
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,707
That was not GA intercourse.

1014
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:23,666
[chuckles]

1015
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,501
You're the woman of my dreams.

1016
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,796
Bye, Blair.

1017
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:31,507
[quietly] Oh, my God.

1018
00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:37,013
[sighs]

1019
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,475
["Should I" playing]

1020
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,944
Why are you spinning out right now?

1021
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:52,987
Me? [scoffs]

1022
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,363
I'm not. This is great.

1023
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,657
I'm happy to see her. It's fine, you know?

1024
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:59,243
Hey. I didn't think I'd see you today.

1025
00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:03,372
Leah, 911, an emergency.
I just need my whole shit fixed.

1026
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,583
Breakup discount.
Thirty off the whole store.

1027
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,501
Go nuts.

1028
00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:08,544
Oh, oh, oh!

1029
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,546
[Erin] No sweatpants, bitch.

1030
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,383
I like that you're wearing my shirt.

1031
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,011
You know, it's a good shirt.

1032
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:20,807
You know, in keeping with my promise
from this morning,

1033
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,850
you still owe me an answer.

1034
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,938
I thought I would make it easy on you.
Brunch this Sunday.

1035
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,232
Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda
are already alerted.

1036
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,775
They're very excited to meet you.

1037
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:31,901
Oh...

1038
00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:35,488
-Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda.
-Uh-huh.

1039
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:39,450
The trifecta. Squad... The squad goals.

1040
00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,327
Um, uh...

1041
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,037
Sunday... Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

1042
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:46,958
Sunday. What day is Sunday?
I gotta check my schedule.

1043
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,417
You know you don't have a schedule.

1044
00:43:49,085 --> 00:43:49,919
Erin.

1045
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,296
-Can you help me in the dressing room?
-Yes.

1046
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,174
Yes I can, girl. Mm-hmm.

1047
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,592
I gotta go.

1048
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,303
-You gotta go?
-Help her in the dressing room.

1049
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:01,430
[Leah] Okay, great. I bet you do.

1050
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,394
Jesus.

1051
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,396
What, are you gonna
try on the whole store?

1052
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,107
-Ow! Ow! The double?
-The double.

1053
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:12,150
You deserve that.

1054
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,609
What are you doing out there?

1055
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,153
Why are you being weird with Leah?

1056
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,655
I dunno. Sometimes a bitch
don't feel like brunchin'.

1057
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:18,656
[in mocking tone] Ooh.

1058
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,992
That is deadass the craziest shit
I've ever heard you say.

1059
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,160
You are a brunch queen.

1060
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,953
I call lies. Lies-ah Minnelli.

1061
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,204
♪ Mentirosa ♪

1062
00:44:25,288 --> 00:44:26,539
It's none of your business.

1063
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,499
I was just trying to help.

1064
00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:29,542
[Erin] Don't.

1065
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,632
I love you and I know you're going through
it today, but there's nothing to fix here.

1066
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,217
All right?

1067
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:44,932
[sighs]

1068
00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:51,439
[sighs]

1069
00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:53,900
[Nate] That was embarrassing.

1070
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,445
[Jen] You screaming at me in front of
an entire party was embarrassing for you?

1071
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,447
I wasn't even looking at my phone
that much.

1072
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,826
Literally, every time I turned around
and looked up, you were looking down.

1073
00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:05,536
[Jenny] Am I supposed to ignore my editor?

1074
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:08,664
[Nate] I'm trying to get you to meetÂ
the people I work with, and the whole time

1075
00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:11,334
-you looking at your phone.
-Do you think I like being the shitty,

1076
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,627
fucking downer girlfriend?

1077
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,004
-Fuck it, let's go home.
-No, no, no, no, no.

1078
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,088
I don't want to go home.

1079
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:17,089
I want to go out.

1080
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,799
I'm fun, okay?

1081
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,220
Let's go back to the party.
I want to talk to everybody.

1082
00:45:22,303 --> 00:45:24,388
I want to be exactly what you want, Nate.

1083
00:45:24,597 --> 00:45:27,391
I could be 20-year-old Jenny again
with no responsibilities.

1084
00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:29,227
Then maybe you'll still love me, huh?

1085
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,854
Don't fucking laugh at me! Fuck you!

1086
00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:34,273
Since when do you give a shit about
the people you work with?

1087
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,651
You gonna get all close
to these new fucking worker friends?

1088
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,985
[Nate] Don't change the subject.

1089
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:40,821
You tell me I don't love you when
you're the one moving across country.

1090
00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:43,366
[Jen] If you can't make that work,
what does that say about us?

1091
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,076
Wow, you turn it around on me.

1092
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,536
I did not turn this around on you!
You attacked me!

1093
00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:49,914
-I attacked you?
-Yes, you fucking did.

1094
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,458
Why do you keep saying "fucking" to me?

1095
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,584
-Fuck!
-Fuck!

1096
00:45:53,668 --> 00:45:54,877
-Fuck!
-Fuck!

1097
00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:56,295
-Fuck!
-Fuck you, Nate!

1098
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,677
See, your insecurities are manifesting
themselves in a really ugly way right now.

1099
00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:04,887
This isn't working.

1100
00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:06,264
[Nate] See, you need some sleep.

1101
00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:08,891
-No, don't do that shit.
-That's what you need. I'm not doing shit.

1102
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:10,518
I am a grown-ass woman, all right?

1103
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,228
I don't need you.

1104
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,107
Yeah, you never do.

1105
00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:19,944
You never fucking do.

1106
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:23,030
["Your Best American Girl" playing]

1107
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:28,202
♪ If I could, I'd be your little spoon ♪

1108
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:29,287
[Jenny sighs]

1109
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:34,250
♪ And kiss your fingers
Forever more ♪

1110
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,668
[makes chirping noise]

1111
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:40,923
♪ But big spoon
You have so much to do ♪

1112
00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:44,510
♪ And I have nothing ♪

1113
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,972
♪ Ahead of me ♪

1114
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,892
-I...
-[sighs] I know.

1115
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:58,816
♪ Don't wait for me  ♪

1116
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:04,071
♪ I can't come  ♪

1117
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,534
♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪

1118
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,495
♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪

1119
00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:13,789
[moaning]

1120
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:17,084
♪  I say that I do ♪

1121
00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:19,211
[Jenny moans]

1122
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:20,713
[Jenny] Oh, baby.

1123
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:27,011
[Nate grunts]

1124
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,767
[Nate pants]

1125
00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:53,913
♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪

1126
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:56,999
♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪

1127
00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:01,712
-♪ But I do, I think I do... ♪
-[Nate panting]

1128
00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:04,673
-I want water. Do you want water?
-Yeah.

1129
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:16,769
[Jenny sighs]

1130
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,605
[Jenny shudders]

1131
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:25,611
[Nate] Hey.

1132
00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:33,077
♪ Big spoon
You have so much to do ♪

1133
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,747
♪ And I have nothing... ♪

1134
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,667
-I love you so much.
-I love you, too.

1135
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,138
You're my person.

1136
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,267
Forever.

1137
00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,078
Oh.

1138
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,264
[yells] Who farted?

1139
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,849
Oh, shoot! Baby, you okay?

1140
00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:38,893
-I'm sorry. Oh, can I help?
-Shit!

1141
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,229
-Do you want me to get the stain-stick?
-Yes, get the stain-stick, Will, please.

1142
00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:43,606
[huffs]

1143
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,067
Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just goofing
around. [laughs]

1144
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:48,444
Ooh.

1145
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,821
I'm sorry, I was just here cleaning up
a little bit

1146
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,364
'cause I know how busy you've been.

1147
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:53,782
You busy bee.

1148
00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:55,659
You were in my room cleaning it?

1149
00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:58,037
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was supposed to be a surprise.

1150
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,292
Will.

1151
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:05,127
Let's talk.

1152
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:06,170
-Okay.
-You can...

1153
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:08,464
It's good.

1154
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:10,966
[Blair chuckles] Um...

1155
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,510
Take those off.

1156
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:13,719
You got it.

1157
00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:15,888
You got it, dude.

1158
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,101
Are you happy?

1159
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:23,562
Yeah, of course I'm happy.

1160
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,442
'Cause I don't know if I'm happy anymore.

1161
00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:36,158
Oh, my God!

1162
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:39,203
Wow, that is so good to hear.

1163
00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,998
Oh! [whistles] Thank God.

1164
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,126
I haven't been happy for such a long time.

1165
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,461
-Really?
-Yeah.

1166
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,256
[chuckles] Okay.

1167
00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:51,674
Oh. [chuckles]

1168
00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:55,427
Yeah. Honestly, I almost cheated on you
last week.

1169
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:56,720
Lint.

1170
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:57,638
With who?

1171
00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,265
Uh, Brenda from work.

1172
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:02,393
Great!

1173
00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:04,103
Well...

1174
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,314
I guess this is it, then.

1175
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:08,607
I guess.

1176
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,070
[quietly] Hm.

1177
00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:16,865
I don't know. We were just together
for so long, I...

1178
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,410
-thought this was gonna be a bigger deal.
-I know.

1179
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:20,452
[huffs]

1180
00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:22,955
But I do love you, Blair,
and I always will.

1181
00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:24,957
I love you, too.

1182
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:27,167
[sighs]

1183
00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:36,427
[Will sighs]

1184
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,185
And Will, please don't go back
in my bedroom and finish cleaning.

1185
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:46,645
[Will] Okay, good call.

1186
00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,108
[door shuts]

1187
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,615
[sighs] Jesus Christ.

1188
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,451
-Hey.
-[Erin murmurs]

1189
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,456
-Wake up, bitch!
-Where's my bra?

1190
00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:06,790
Oh, shit.

1191
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:07,958
[Erin] Fuck.

1192
00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:11,587
I was just having the weirdest
fucking dream about Michael Cera.

1193
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,130
-[Blair] Hmm.
-He is lean.

1194
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,425
[Blair whispers] I... I have news.

1195
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,344
-[Erin] Mm-hmm?
-Um, all right.

1196
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:23,223
I don't want to make today about me, okay?
So just don't tell Jenny.

1197
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,434
-Don't tell Jenny what? Ehhh!
-[Erin laughs]

1198
00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,686
Hi. Morning.

1199
00:52:27,770 --> 00:52:30,939
Hey, dude. Do you feel horr-ib-le?

1200
00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,775
♪ Horr-ib-le! ♪

1201
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,445
Oh, I wanna take, like, a million naps.
Go, tell me all your secrets!

1202
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,446
Spill the tea.

1203
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,199
I... broke up with Will.

1204
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,242
-I'm sorry, what?
-What?

1205
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:43,702
I did. I broke up with him.

1206
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,331
He was cleaning our apartment
when I got there.

1207
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,917
So, like, did you break up with him before

1208
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,044
or after he got to my room, though?

1209
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,045
Pause.

1210
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:54,880
What happened? How are you feeling?

1211
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:58,300
I mean, like, that kind of throws off
your whole married-before-30s steez.

1212
00:52:58,384 --> 00:52:59,843
-You okay?
-I know. [chuckles]

1213
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:02,596
I know. I feel like I thought
I was going to be freaking out,

1214
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,724
and I am a little bit,
but I mostly feel...

1215
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:06,934
amazing.

1216
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,311
I do. And I'm so sorry to bring
this into the mix

1217
00:53:09,395 --> 00:53:11,438
with everything that's happening
with you and Nate.

1218
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:14,817
-I don't wanna make this--
-No. They are completely different,

1219
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,486
-and I'm happy for you.
-Ah, yeah.

1220
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,739
You deserve better.
And he does too, no offense.

1221
00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:23,367
-No, he does. He definitely does.
-Hey.

1222
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:24,827
[Blair] What?

1223
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,955
-♪ Bad Blair ♪
-Uh-uh.

1224
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:28,872
[Jenny trills]

1225
00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:31,959
Bad Blair is not available.
She's not here right now.

1226
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,420
-Bad Blair came out a bit earlier today.
-What time is it?

1227
00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:37,047
-[Erin] You know what time it is.
-[Jenny] Get it, girl.

1228
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:39,425
-Oh, oh, oh!
-No. Bad Blair died at, like--

1229
00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:40,551
[Jenny] Tequilas!

1230
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,095
-[Erin] Bad Blair. Bad Blair.Â
-Can we make a mixed drink first?

1231
00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,638
-Nah, bitch.
-Just to ease into it.

1232
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:47,307
-[Erin] Open up.
-[Blair] A little bit, just a tiny bit.

1233
00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:48,892
-Gentle.
-[Erin] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1234
00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:50,936
Gentle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1235
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,521
-[grunting]
-[Erin] Yes!

1236
00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,314
[Jenny] Oh, too much. Oh!

1237
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,566
-[Erin laughs]
-She's back!

1238
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,776
Yes! Come on!

1239
00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,903
Oh, shit, y'all. We need to get ready.

1240
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:03,615
I brought, like, 400 outfit choices.
Now that I am single, I need opinions.

1241
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,492
Oh, my God, holy shit.

1242
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,619
You guys, I am single.

1243
00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:11,039
Wait, putas, I have something for you,
perritas.

1244
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:14,626
["The Jump Off" playing]

1245
00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:18,672
Is this our "Bitches and Bangers" playlist
from college?

1246
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:19,840
Yes, it is.

1247
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,217
-[Jenny singing]
-[Erin] Yas!

1248
00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:24,970
Head feels like shit. Let's go!

1249
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:29,892
Oh, my God, I feel like you're gonna
give me a high five.

1250
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:33,479
♪ I been gone for a minute
Now I'm back at the jump off ♪

1251
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,939
♪ Goons in the club
In case somethin' jumps off ♪

1252
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:38,192
♪ And back up before the hive
Let the pump off ♪

1253
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,861
♪ In the graveyard
Is where you get dumped off ♪

1254
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,615
♪ All we wanna do is party
And buy everybody at the bar Bacardi ♪

1255
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,075
♪ Black Barbie dressed in Bulgari ♪

1256
00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:49,036
♪ I'm tryin' to leave
In somebody's Ferrari ♪

1257
00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:51,538
♪ Spread love
That's what a real mob do ♪

1258
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,166
♪ Keep it gangsta
Look out for her, people ♪

1259
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,877
♪ I'm the wicked bitch of the east
You better keep the peace ♪

1260
00:54:57,085 --> 00:54:58,837
♪ Or out come the beast ♪

1261
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,756
♪ We the best
There's room for improvement ♪

1262
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,133
♪ Our presence is felt
Like a Black Panther movement ♪

1263
00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:05,552
♪ Seven quarter to eights
Back to back with 'em ♪

1264
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:07,721
♪ And I'm sittin' on chrome
Seven times platinum ♪

1265
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:08,972
-[music stops abruptly]
-Oh.

1266
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,518
-[Blair] You got it, girl! You got it!
-[Jenny laughs]

1267
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:15,103
♪ Peeps, with the Bentleys,
The Hummers, the Benz ♪

1268
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,648
♪ Escalades
Twenty-three-inch rims ♪

1269
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,025
♪ Jumpin' out the Jaguar
With the Tims ♪

1270
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,444
♪ Keep your bread up
And live good ♪

1271
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:24,613
♪ East coast, west coast, worldwide ♪

1272
00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:27,074
♪ All my playas in the hood, stay fly ♪

1273
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,451
♪  And if your ballin'
Let me hear you say right ♪

1274
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:44,341
[song fades]

1275
00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:47,219
I am deeply obsessed with us right now.

1276
00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:52,015
[exhales]

1277
00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:54,685
Yo. Ice cream is ice cream.
That shit is sugar.

1278
00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,937
-Sugar's where it's at.
-Gimme that sugar, though.

1279
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,397
[Blair] But I'm lactose-intolerant.

1280
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,024
-Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
-Let's get that DC.

1281
00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:02,985
-I got you, boo.
-How 'bout we drink some water?

1282
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:06,280
-We've been drinking a lot of alcohol.
-Oh, my God!

1283
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,408
[Blair] I'm just looking out for us.
Do you guys like flavored water?

1284
00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:12,703
-You could help me. You could do that.
-[Jen] This is...

1285
00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:15,122
-[bottles crashing]
-[Jenny laughs] Oh, no!

1286
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,331
[Nate laughs] Shit.

1287
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,213
["Dreaming of You"
playing on shop radio]

1288
00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:28,635
They can't be playing this song right now.

1289
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,014
Oh, shit. You know what?
We don't need this bullshit.

1290
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:33,432
-Come on. Let's go.
-No, no, no.

1291
00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:35,601
-Are you sure?
-[softly] Yeah.

1292
00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:38,061
♪ Late at night when all the world... ♪

1293
00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:40,689
You know what, Blair,
how about you get the snacks?

1294
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,733
-Yeah, totally.
-And we'll meet you outside.

1295
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,068
-♪ I stay up and think of you ♪
-No.

1296
00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:48,196
♪ And I wish on a star... ♪

1297
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:49,364
-It's okay.
-Yeah?

1298
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:50,282
Yeah.

1299
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,034
It's okay.

1300
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:55,287
♪ ...thinking of me too ♪

1301
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:03,295
♪ 'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight ♪

1302
00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:09,217
♪ Til tomorrow
I'll be holding you tight ♪

1303
00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:13,221
♪ And there's nowhere in the world ♪

1304
00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:16,266
♪ I'd rather be ♪

1305
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,895
♪ Than here in my room ♪

1306
00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:23,273
-♪ Dreaming about you and me ♪
-Let's...

1307
00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:25,275
get some snacks while she sings it out.

1308
00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:32,366
♪ Wonder if you ever see... ♪

1309
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,408
You want string cheese?

1310
00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:38,163
♪ And I wonder if you know I'm there ♪

1311
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,457
[Erin imitates spoken word break]
Am I there? Am I?

1312
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,210
♪ If you looked in my eyes ♪

1313
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:45,170
♪ Would you see what's inside? ♪

1314
00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:49,758
♪ Would you even care? ♪

1315
00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:51,510
[Erin] Uh-uh.

1316
00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:55,722
♪ I just want to hold you close ♪

1317
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:56,723
Blair.

1318
00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:59,601
♪ So far all I have are-- ♪

1319
00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:02,312
What the fuck are you doing?
Pay for the string cheese and get out!

1320
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:03,730
You're scaring my cat.

1321
00:58:04,106 --> 00:58:05,649
You know what, fuck you!

1322
00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:07,317
-Fuck you, lady!
-[Jenny shouts]

1323
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:08,819
This ain't no karaoke bar!

1324
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,696
Well, why'd you play the fucking music
so loud?

1325
00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:13,115
Shh. Here's a twenty.
I'm so sorry to disturb you.

1326
00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:14,825
Thank you. Have a lovely evening.

1327
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:17,911
You cannot anger your bodega man.
I did that one time,

1328
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:20,455
and now I have to walk three extra blocks
to go to the next one,

1329
00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:22,499
-and it's a literal nightmare.
-Give me the Molly.

1330
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,836
Um, we're still super visible
right now, do you...

1331
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:27,587
Yeah, you right.

1332
00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:33,260
I...

1333
00:58:36,722 --> 00:58:37,764
[scoffs]

1334
00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,182
-She seems...
-Yup.

1335
00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:46,189
♪ Showtime, gotta bury your bad boss
With ample amount of time ♪

1336
00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,316
♪ 'Bouta hit 'em with bandeaus
That cook the pop off ♪

1337
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,819
♪ Give a fuck about landlords
When we some outlaws ♪

1338
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:53,113
♪ Baby, you can get Randolph
Or nigga knockoff ♪

1339
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,699
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪

1340
00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,951
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪

1341
00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,037
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪

1342
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,497
♪ You better hit it,
'Cause you should know better ♪

1343
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:05,417
♪ You better ♪

1344
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:08,837
♪ Ooh. You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪

1345
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,798
♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it
Work it, work it, work it ♪

1346
00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:14,301
♪ You better ♪

1347
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,346
♪ You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪

1348
00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:20,766
♪ You better sing it, baby, sing it, baby
Sing it, baby  ♪

1349
00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:25,145
♪ Touch down on the stage
And no bitch ain't come to play ♪

1350
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:29,691
♪ Clap clap, when I sing
So I know that you feelin' me ♪

1351
00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:33,904
♪ Oh, if you live this loud
Show it, show it, show it  ♪

1352
00:59:35,447 --> 00:59:38,825
♪ It's your moment now
Sing it, sing it, sing it, shine ♪

1353
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,452
♪ Karaoke ♪

1354
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:42,287
♪ You better... ♪

1355
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,832
♪ You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪

1356
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:48,460
♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it
Work it, work it, work it ♪

1357
00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:50,712
♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪

1358
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:53,215
♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪

1359
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:55,133
♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪

1360
00:59:55,217 --> 00:59:57,594
♪ You better, you better,
You should know better ♪

1361
00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:02,099
♪ Touch down on the stage
And no bitch ain't come to play ♪

1362
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,434
♪ Clap clap when I sing
So I know... ♪

1363
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:06,019
[Blair] Who are all these people?

1364
01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:08,230
I don't know. I figured
we'd know everyone.

1365
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,398
Everybody we know moved to L.A.

1366
01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:12,984
-Fuck L.A.
-Says the girl moving to San Francisco.

1367
01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:14,611
-Oh!
-Totally different.

1368
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,072
Should we try to slip into VIP
since Matt totally fucked you?

1369
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,615
What? He didn't fuck me.

1370
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,660
GA wristbands? Yeah, he did.

1371
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,787
Yeah, yeah, he fucked us
on the wristbands.

1372
01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,165
What you doing?

1373
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:30,752
Hmm? What? Nothing.
I think I'm feeling this Molly, y'all.

1374
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:34,589
-Yes, ride that wave!
-[Jenny trills] Ay!

1375
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:37,050
How old do you think
that guy over there is?

1376
01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:40,011
-[Jenny] That one?
-What?

1377
01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,012
[Jenny] Girl.

1378
01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:43,515
I think you bought these tickets
with bar mitzvah money.

1379
01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:44,641
[Blair laughs] Fuck you.

1380
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:46,810
Fuck you, too, baby, come on!

1381
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,520
-Yes!
-Thank you, Erin!

1382
01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,105
-Jessie Reyez is setting up.
-Oh!

1383
01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:52,899
Excuse me, we know her.
Yes, we're best friends. We're cousins.

1384
01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:53,859
Excuse me.

1385
01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:55,861
["Dope" playing]

1386
01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:58,238
[crowd cheering]

1387
01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:01,032
♪ Go away young boy ♪

1388
01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:03,285
♪ Younger than you need a teacher ♪

1389
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:05,120
♪ I know I got what you need, yeah ♪

1390
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,830
♪ And I know I need mine ♪

1391
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,790
♪ I need big toys... ♪

1392
01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:12,043
Yes!

1393
01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:14,796
♪ And I know what you like ♪

1394
01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:17,048
♪ Dancin' dope ♪

1395
01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:18,884
♪ Dancin' dope ♪

1396
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:22,512
♪ Dancin' dope, dancin' dope
Dancin' dope ♪

1397
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:23,930
♪ Go away young boy ♪

1398
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,016
♪ Dancin' dope
Dancin'... ♪

1399
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,225
I'm gonna go talk to him.

1400
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,312
I can't let you do that.
You'll thank me later.

1401
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,691
What do you mean, you can't let me do it?
I make my own decisions. Come on.

1402
01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:35,942
I can't-- Fuckin', no!

1403
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,445
Hey, come on.
Stop dancing in my way, Erin!

1404
01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,281
Bitch, you ain't shit. I knew you were
coming here to see Nate.

1405
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,199
Bullshit!

1406
01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:45,076
-What are you guys talking about?
-She came here tonight to see Nate!

1407
01:01:45,577 --> 01:01:47,162
No, no, Jenny, no.

1408
01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,247
-Please don't go.
-Oh! [cries]

1409
01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:52,334
Blair, but I'm a grown-ass adult,
all right? I make my own decisions.

1410
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,170
-What the fuck? This bitch. Goddammit.
-[Blair] Excuse me.

1411
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,254
[Jenny] Stop following me.

1412
01:01:56,588 --> 01:02:00,508
♪ It's only bad if you get caught
So cash this thing in, oh my God ♪

1413
01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:02,552
[Blair] We just want to help you.

1414
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:04,304
Just stop following me, then.

1415
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:07,349
-[Erin] Stop forcing us to chase you.
-Oh, please, just go back to our spot.

1416
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:10,185
-I just need to go to the bathroom.
-I've known you long enough to know

1417
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:13,355
that you are definitely not just
going to the bathroom right now.

1418
01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,273
-Oh?
-I love you so much.

1419
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,942
But this is getting fucking pathetic.

1420
01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:18,193
He broke up with you.

1421
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,528
My heart
was ripped out of my chest, okay?

1422
01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:23,949
But... it's not like I'd expect you
to know what that feels like.

1423
01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:25,700
I can't get mad at you
for not understanding

1424
01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,285
but I sure as hell can be mad at you

1425
01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:29,371
for not being a friend to me
right now, Erin.

1426
01:02:29,955 --> 01:02:30,789
[Blair] You guys!

1427
01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:32,791
We're good!

1428
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,043
-We're at Neon Classic!
-Uh...

1429
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,711
I feel great. You feel great?

1430
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:38,338
-Trying to.
-We feel great!

1431
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,674
You're pretty, you're pretty.

1432
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,134
We're having fun!

1433
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,180
This is our song! We love this song!

1434
01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,473
-We do.
-We do.

1435
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:51,142
Why don't you go listen to it?
'Cause I don't need a babysitter.

1436
01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,645
-You're kinda acting like a baby.
-Fuck you, Blair.

1437
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,689
Fuck you. I'm trying to stay neutral here.

1438
01:02:57,524 --> 01:02:59,025
Thought you had to piss, princess.

1439
01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:02,237
I do.

1440
01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:15,083
[loud bang]

1441
01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:18,336
[mouthing]

1442
01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:21,047
Fuck. Fuck!

1443
01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:23,383
Fuck me!

1444
01:03:23,717 --> 01:03:25,427
[whimpers]

1445
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,221
Wait. Ugh.

1446
01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:30,015
Nah.

1447
01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:49,951
[rain pattering]

1448
01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:51,786
I don't want you to end us.

1449
01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:55,123
Please don't end us.

1450
01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:58,126
I know, baby. I don't want to end us.

1451
01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:01,087
-I love you.
-I love you.

1452
01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:04,049
I'm sorry about San Francisco.

1453
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,511
I can't turn down this opportunity,
but we can try long distance.

1454
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,097
You know it's not all about that.

1455
01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:14,434
This isn't working anymore. You know that.

1456
01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:17,854
I feel like we need to live our own lives.

1457
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,482
Ever since college, we're all we've known.

1458
01:04:27,739 --> 01:04:29,616
But what if we were meant to be together?

1459
01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:35,955
I mean, what if it's supposed to be us?

1460
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,291
No matter what happens,

1461
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:41,211
I feel like we're always gonna be
in each other's lives, so...

1462
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:45,340
It's fine. I mean, I-- It will be okay.

1463
01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,389
I'm scared, Nate.

1464
01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:56,267
I'm scared to do this without you.

1465
01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:00,188
Look at me.

1466
01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:04,150
[sniffles]

1467
01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:06,820
[sobs]

1468
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:12,617
[sobbing]

1469
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,577
[whispers] I love you.

1470
01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:17,997
[sniffles]

1471
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:25,630
[softly] Okay.

1472
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,013
Can I--

1473
01:05:35,974 --> 01:05:37,851
Can I just have a minute?

1474
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:41,354
[softly] Yeah.

1475
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:42,981
[Nate sighs]

1476
01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:46,651
[Nate] Fuck.

1477
01:05:47,569 --> 01:05:48,570
Fuck.

1478
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,322
["Great One" playing]

1479
01:05:52,824 --> 01:05:53,783
[sniffles]

1480
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,666
♪ I wanna be a great one ♪

1481
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,918
♪ I wanna be a great one ♪

1482
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,755
♪ I wanna make a million dollars ♪

1483
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:10,925
♪ Making all my days count
Clowning with my day ones ♪

1484
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,511
♪ What is life? What is love?  ♪

1485
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:16,556
♪ What are lies? What is trust? ♪

1486
01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:19,434
♪ What is everything? ♪

1487
01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:23,313
♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪

1488
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,941
♪ Without you ♪

1489
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,861
♪ Without you ♪

1490
01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:36,659
♪ Running, I'm running
I'm running outta patience ♪

1491
01:06:36,743 --> 01:06:40,747
♪ I wanna be a great one
I wanna be a great one ♪

1492
01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,665
♪ And when the spirit calls me ♪

1493
01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:45,877
♪ I wanna throw my hands up
Ready to be saved, yeah ♪

1494
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,505
♪ And when my day is done ♪

1495
01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:51,257
♪ I hope I die fading  ♪

1496
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,344
♪ When they take me way up ♪

1497
01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:57,555
♪ I hope I fly fading ♪

1498
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,099
♪ What is life? What is love? ♪

1499
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:03,353
♪ What is time?
What is choice? ♪

1500
01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:06,105
♪ What is everything? ♪

1501
01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:09,150
♪ Everything is nothing without ♪

1502
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:12,153
♪ What is life?Â
What is love? ♪

1503
01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:14,739
♪ I hope I am enough... ♪

1504
01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:17,909
[mouthing]

1505
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:21,287
♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪

1506
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,082
♪ Nothing without ♪

1507
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,835
♪ Nothing without you ♪

1508
01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,921
♪ Nothing without you ♪

1509
01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:33,258
♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪

1510
01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,733
[song fades]

1511
01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:54,320
[crowd cheering in distance]

1512
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,197
[gasping, panting]

1513
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,869
-You over the show already?
-You gotta be fucking kidding me.

1514
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:06,666
I just came to get some air.

1515
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,919
Okay. Air's that way.

1516
01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:12,630
You know, you can't smoke in here.

1517
01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:15,883
Oh, my God. What are you, security?
I'm by the door.

1518
01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:17,051
[pained gasp]

1519
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,854
Look, I got a car coming to pick me up
in about a minute.

1520
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,481
Take me to the House of Yes.
Why don't you come with me?

1521
01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,318
I don't need a rebound, Matt.

1522
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:36,404
I'm not offering sex.

1523
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,532
I'm-- I'm literally just offering you
a ride to the after-party.

1524
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,746
My phone isn't working,
and Erin and Blair are still inside, so...

1525
01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:46,205
No, that's cool, I'll text them.

1526
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:47,457
Let's go.

1527
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:49,626
["Reasons Not to Die" playing]

1528
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:18,488
♪ Here's to the ones ♪

1529
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,907
♪ Who stuck in when they should have run ♪

1530
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:25,870
♪ Despite all of my ranting
And raging, so ♪

1531
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,624
♪ Here's to the ones ♪

1532
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,918
♪ Who hide the bullet from the gun ♪

1533
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:36,881
♪ Foot down on all my bullshit
But won't cage me ♪

1534
01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:40,885
♪ Here's to my friends ♪

1535
01:09:41,052 --> 01:09:43,054
♪ All in until the bitter end ♪

1536
01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:45,723
♪ Drink or two to the toast ♪

1537
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,850
♪ Not too many though ♪

1538
01:09:47,934 --> 01:09:49,936
[mellow piano melody]

1539
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,149
[piano fades]

1540
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,860
[recording] It's Jenny. Leave a message.

1541
01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:01,322
Jenny, I know your fucking phone is dead,
and you need to find a charge,

1542
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,075
and you better call us back.
You're being such a fucking asshole.

1543
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,036
We just really want to be there for you,
so we just need you to call us.

1544
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,122
We love you. We love you so much.

1545
01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:12,750
-What the fuck was that?
-She's not gonna respond to that.

1546
01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:14,794
-You can't yell at her.
-I don't care.

1547
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,213
She needs to grow up.

1548
01:10:17,588 --> 01:10:18,589
[scoffing laugh]

1549
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,466
What-- What was that?

1550
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,887
I mean, it's kind of the pot
telling the kettle to grow up,

1551
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,265
but... I don't know, never mind.

1552
01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:28,433
[laughs sarcastically]

1553
01:10:28,516 --> 01:10:30,935
Yeah, okay. I am not the pot.

1554
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,062
-Oh, really?
-Mm.

1555
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,065
You're late to work every day.

1556
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,692
Not every day.

1557
01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:40,486
You go out on work days
more than you go out on weekends.

1558
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,113
Because it's bridge and tunnel.

1559
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,907
Erin, you're holding onto something
that is gone.

1560
01:10:44,991 --> 01:10:46,617
Do you think you're gonna be
young forever?

1561
01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:48,911
We're almost 30 years old.
It's not cute anymore.

1562
01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:51,706
Don't you have personal goals?
Do you have a plan for the future?

1563
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,791
How did your plan work out?
Oh, right.

1564
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:56,502
It was completely fucking insane
and backfired.

1565
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:57,670
It did not backfire.

1566
01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,213
We can't fuck around anymore.

1567
01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:03,176
I want a best friend that gets up with me
on Saturdays to go to the farmers' market.

1568
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,720
And you sleep through the farmers' market
every weekend.

1569
01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,182
Is that what being an adult means to you?
Going to the fucking farmers' market.

1570
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,560
-What else? Tell me your ways.
-Admitting that you like Leah,

1571
01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:14,896
and you want to be in a relationship
with her.

1572
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:17,732
What are you so afraid of?

1573
01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,358
Everything!

1574
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,030
If I grow up, it means I need to change

1575
01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:26,157
everything.

1576
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,285
Everything's already
fucking changing, Blair.

1577
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,578
Jenny's leaving.

1578
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,917
And actually, the farmers' market
sounds really, really like...

1579
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:39,003
assuring and coddling
and comforting right now.

1580
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,755
Like, is there one tomorrow?

1581
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,216
-Great fresh produce.
-Yeah.

1582
01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:47,261
All I feel right now is, like, just love
for you coursing through my veins,

1583
01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:48,721
and I just want to hug it out.

1584
01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:50,181
Me too. I just want to hug you.

1585
01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,933
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

1586
01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,309
[Blair] I'm so sorry.

1587
01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:55,102
I love you.

1588
01:11:55,186 --> 01:11:56,270
[Erin murmurs]

1589
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:59,190
-[Blair laughs] Say it back!
-[laughs] I love you.

1590
01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:00,650
[cell phone pings]

1591
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:01,734
[Blair] Oh, shit.

1592
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:04,987
She's with Matt.

1593
01:12:05,071 --> 01:12:06,239
-Oh.
-I have an address.

1594
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,158
-Hoo!
-Yeah.

1595
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:10,618
-We're back.
-[clicks tongue]

1596
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:11,536
All right.

1597
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:13,871
I gotta make a pit stop.

1598
01:12:13,955 --> 01:12:14,914
Okay.

1599
01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:16,999
-[Blair] Woo!
-["Missing U" playing]

1600
01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,876
♪ Now that it's over ♪

1601
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:23,840
♪ The space where you used to be ♪

1602
01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:26,676
♪ Your head on my shoulder ♪

1603
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,428
[hum of chatter]

1604
01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:32,932
♪ All of the plans we made
That never... ♪

1605
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,350
Oh, shit dicks.

1606
01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:38,396
Shit. Here, here, here. Let me help you.
Let me get--

1607
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,398
Nope, no, no. No, no.

1608
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:42,483
Big girl, grownup here.

1609
01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:43,442
I'm sorry!

1610
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,027
You know this is all your fault.

1611
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:47,029
Oh, yeah? Enlighten me.

1612
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:49,991
Well, if you had just dated me in college,
I would never have met Nate.

1613
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,659
And I wouldn't be completely heartbroken.

1614
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,244
I was dumb in college.

1615
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,746
You know I fucked several different women
that stole from me?

1616
01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:59,166
Oh, wow!
I was so obsessed with you in college.

1617
01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:03,170
I spent so much time thinking about you
and crying over you and...

1618
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,633
It just makes me realize that
what I felt for you wasn't even real

1619
01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:10,595
because it definitely didn't feel
like this.

1620
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,264
[Matt] Come on.
You're looking at it all wrong.

1621
01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:16,058
You've been blessed with a broken heart.

1622
01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:18,728
When it doesn't hurt anymore,
that's when it's really over.

1623
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,521
Live in this as long as you can.

1624
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,067
I gotta go.

1625
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,028
Really?

1626
01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:30,114
Tell Erin and Blair
that I am going to finish it.

1627
01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,450
-And they'll know what I mean.
-What are you talking about?

1628
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,409
That makes no sense.

1629
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:35,494
Oh, right. You're-- You're on drugs.

1630
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:37,538
I... forgot, you're on drugs.

1631
01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:39,248
Are you cool? You okay?

1632
01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:41,000
-I'm gonna be okay.
-All right.

1633
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:42,251
Hey, Young!

1634
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,296
I'm sorry I was such an asshole
in college.

1635
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:47,298
Don't be.

1636
01:13:48,049 --> 01:13:49,133
You helped me find Nate.

1637
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:51,344
[doorbell rings]

1638
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:53,554
[Leah gasps] Hi.

1639
01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:56,015
-[Blair] Hi!
-Hey! Hi!

1640
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,975
-Leah!
-What's up?

1641
01:13:58,059 --> 01:13:59,560
-Hi!
-[Leah] You okay?

1642
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,270
-Yeah.
-Shit, you're rich.

1643
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:04,440
Everything's great. I just need to,
like, talk to you right now.

1644
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,567
She wants to go to the farmers' market
with you.

1645
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,444
-[Blair groans]
-Right now?

1646
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:11,405
No, like...
Like, normal farmers' market...

1647
01:14:11,489 --> 01:14:12,657
-Functioning hours.
-Yeah.

1648
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,951
-It's real.
-Mm-hmm.

1649
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,744
-You're so pretty.
-Don't touch her.

1650
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,537
-Thank you.
-Oh, my God, her skin.

1651
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:20,623
Okay, boo.

1652
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:21,540
Yeah.

1653
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:23,417
How you feeling? You still...

1654
01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,544
-Yeah. Oh, my God.
-Yeah.

1655
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:28,130
-I feel like it's gotten more intense.
-I can see that.

1656
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:29,048
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1657
01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:33,302
So I'm going to play you some
really great music.

1658
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:37,014
Okay? You just let it, like,
wash over you, all right?

1659
01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:40,810
Just let it, like, move you
wherever you want to go, okay?

1660
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:44,647
And whatever you do, do not take
the headphones out until I tell you to.

1661
01:14:46,774 --> 01:14:48,150
-Great.
-[shudders in pleasure]

1662
01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:50,569
[shouting] I can feel
the seasons changing!

1663
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:51,737
[shouting] Yeah.

1664
01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:53,864
Perfect.

1665
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,617
You got it, girl.

1666
01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:00,079
Woo! All right. Let's have a...

1667
01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:01,497
Yeah...

1668
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,582
Seat... Sit... Seat...

1669
01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:04,875
[Erin laughs nervously]

1670
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:08,212
-Are you rolling?
-I am, I am definitely rolling.

1671
01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:11,048
But that has nothing to do with the words
that are about to come out

1672
01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:12,216
of my face right now.

1673
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,719
-Understood.
-Yeah, great. Okay. Mm.

1674
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:17,054
[metallic clang]

1675
01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:20,141
[chuckles]

1676
01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,435
Alright, give me a minute.
[laughs nervously]

1677
01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:25,146
I...

1678
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,065
think I lo...

1679
01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:29,734
Hmm. Why is this so hard?

1680
01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:32,153
Because you've never said it before.

1681
01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:34,822
Is that bad?

1682
01:15:35,114 --> 01:15:35,948
No.

1683
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,118
When I was in college, I thought I'd...

1684
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,039
You get it.

1685
01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:44,415
[both laugh]

1686
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,833
With this, uh, one girl,

1687
01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:47,626
and she was great.

1688
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:52,214
You know, everything was great.
It was fun. She was smart. Whatever.

1689
01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:56,260
And our relationship was... beautiful.

1690
01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:59,513
And, out of nowhere, she just like...

1691
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:02,683
went back to men.

1692
01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:05,936
And it fucking crushed me.

1693
01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:08,606
I felt like...

1694
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,067
I was just some experiment.

1695
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,821
And I've never told anyone that.
[sniffles]

1696
01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,909
-Not Jenny, who's my fucking bestie.
-Mm.

1697
01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:23,204
-Or that crazy bitch back there.
-[both laugh]

1698
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:26,999
I know what that feels like.

1699
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,835
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

1700
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,799
See, I've never had someone
to share this part of myself with.

1701
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:38,052
Woo!

1702
01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,929
I'm feeling, like, so many things
right now,

1703
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,764
like, so many things. [laughs]

1704
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,392
Yeah. You have two straight best friends.

1705
01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:49,355
I have to imagine you're not sitting
around reading queer theory together.

1706
01:16:53,484 --> 01:16:55,236
You know, I'm good with taking it slow.

1707
01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:02,076
-You sure?
-Mm-hmm.

1708
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,538
I am terrified of meeting your friends.
Like, what if they don't like me?

1709
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,747
Bitch, everybody likes you.

1710
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,415
Yeah, you right.

1711
01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:11,043
-Oh, wow. Okay, okay.
-You right.

1712
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:12,128
[both laugh]

1713
01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:13,129
[Erin sniffles]

1714
01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:16,715
-I think I--
-I think I love you, too.

1715
01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,008
-[Leah laughs]
-[Erin quivers]

1716
01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:28,435
[Jenny] Do you think I can have
one more kiss?

1717
01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:31,522
I'll find closure on your lips,
and then I'll go.

1718
01:17:32,106 --> 01:17:36,402
Maybe also one more breakfast,
one more lunch, and one more dinner.

1719
01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:39,071
I'll be full and happy

1720
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,990
and we can part.

1721
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,661
But in between meals,
maybe we can lie in bed one more time.

1722
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,166
One more prolonged moment
where time suspends indefinitely

1723
01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:52,418
as I rest my head on your chest.

1724
01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:58,841
My hope is if we add up the "one mores,"
they will equal a lifetime,

1725
01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:02,178
and I'll never have to get to the part
where I let you go.

1726
01:18:02,428 --> 01:18:04,680
[laughing] Yes, baby! Baby, wait.

1727
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:06,515
Grip on. Grip on tight.

1728
01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:08,559
-We're okay. Go, go, go, go.
-No. Fuck this.

1729
01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,352
Actually, you owe my ass a...

1730
01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:12,730
Okay, fine. Let's do it.

1731
01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:14,064
Oh! Shit!

1732
01:18:14,148 --> 01:18:15,566
[laughing] You're a dick!

1733
01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:17,443
[Jenny] But that's not real, is it?

1734
01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:20,237
There are no more "one mores."

1735
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,657
I met you when everything
was new and exciting,

1736
01:18:23,741 --> 01:18:26,785
and the possibilities
of the world seemed endless.

1737
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,579
And they still are.

1738
01:18:29,288 --> 01:18:30,998
For you, for me.

1739
01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:33,125
But not for us.

1740
01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:37,213
Somewhere between then and now,
here and there,

1741
01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:39,465
I guess we didn't just grow apart,

1742
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,633
we grew up.

1743
01:18:42,927 --> 01:18:46,764
When something breaks, if the pieces
are large enough, you can fix it.

1744
01:18:47,932 --> 01:18:51,477
Unfortunately, sometimes things
don't break, they shatter.

1745
01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,271
But when you let the light in,

1746
01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:56,440
shattered glass will glitter.

1747
01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:58,734
And in those moments,

1748
01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:01,153
when the pieces of what we were
catch the sun,

1749
01:19:02,321 --> 01:19:04,448
I'll remember just how beautiful it was.

1750
01:19:05,658 --> 01:19:07,701
Just how beautiful it'll always be.

1751
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,161
Because it was us.

1752
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,288
And we were magic.

1753
01:19:12,373 --> 01:19:13,832
-Forever.
-[Nate shouts] Forever!

1754
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:15,668
[Jenny laughs]

1755
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:44,405
All right, divide and conquer.

1756
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,740
-I'll take this room, you take that one.
-Yup-yup!

1757
01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:49,493
Blair!

1758
01:19:55,249 --> 01:19:57,001
God, you're so fucking sexy.

1759
01:19:58,419 --> 01:19:59,253
Oh, she cute.

1760
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:00,713
All right.

1761
01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,881
["Do You Think About Me" playing]

1762
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,134
♪ Do you think of me? ♪

1763
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:08,262
Where the fuck is this bitch?

1764
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:10,014
[huffs]

1765
01:20:10,097 --> 01:20:12,099
[Matt grunting]

1766
01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:16,645
[Matt grunting]

1767
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:17,604
[Erin gasps]

1768
01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:20,065
Holy fuck! [laughs]

1769
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,735
Wow, uh... Wow.

1770
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,736
Uh, Blair Bear?

1771
01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:28,741
Girl, I just want you to know that I am
just as proud of you right now as I am

1772
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,617
deeply disturbed by what I just saw.

1773
01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,244
[shouting] But I stand by you!

1774
01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:35,372
And your risque choices,
and I will meet you outside.

1775
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,249
Don't forget to wash your hands.

1776
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:40,586
You fuck, boo.

1777
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,504
You fuck.

1778
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:48,385
[Blair] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1779
01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:52,723
Can you please get out of me now?

1780
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,683
Yeah, sorry. I just sorta froze up.

1781
01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,522
[Blair] Ahem.

1782
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:02,941
Hello.

1783
01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,110
Oh, hey, what's up?

1784
01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:06,570
-Hi.
-Feeling relaxed?

1785
01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,488
Shut up.

1786
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,531
Anything you care to share with the class?

1787
01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:12,910
It was only the second time.

1788
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:14,370
Oh, my God.

1789
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:15,621
Today.

1790
01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:19,541
-You did it at his office?
-I needed to get the wristbands.

1791
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,126
We needed to get the wristbands.

1792
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:23,545
I don't even fucking know who you are
right now.

1793
01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:25,422
Like in a bad way?

1794
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,674
In the best way.

1795
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:29,218
You out here.

1796
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,136
Living your best life,

1797
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,930
just making choices.

1798
01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,223
-Yes.
-Taking risks.

1799
01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,682
-Yes.
-Yes.

1800
01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:36,725
Feels good.

1801
01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:37,935
It should.

1802
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:41,021
Do you think Jenny's gonna be mad at me?

1803
01:21:41,105 --> 01:21:43,190
No. Why would she be mad at you?
She loves you.

1804
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:44,233
Yeah.

1805
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,985
Did we ever find out where she went?

1806
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,320
No.

1807
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:49,947
Tiny Ethan...

1808
01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:52,574
said she said something
to Matt about, like...

1809
01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:56,787
going out and finishing it,
and then she, like, stalked off.

1810
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,081
-So ominous.
-Bitch is dramatic, we know this.

1811
01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:01,250
-"Finish it"?
-Yup. I have no idea.

1812
01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:03,127
It has to do something with Nate.

1813
01:22:03,210 --> 01:22:05,087
Where would she go to finish
the relationship?

1814
01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:09,049
Oh, my God, yep.
Know where she's at. Let's go.

1815
01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:10,843
Oh, God.

1816
01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:12,344
God.

1817
01:22:12,469 --> 01:22:14,471
["Moon River" playing]

1818
01:22:15,389 --> 01:22:18,308
♪ Wider than a mile ♪

1819
01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:22,271
♪ I'm crossing you in style, ♪

1820
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:24,106
♪ Someday... ♪

1821
01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:32,739
[Nate sighs]

1822
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:35,742
[sniffles] Knew I'd find you here.

1823
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:41,957
I fucked up, Jen.

1824
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:44,209
Like, I really fucked up.

1825
01:22:45,419 --> 01:22:47,379
All right, we... have to try.

1826
01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:49,298
Like, I'll move,

1827
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,884
or we'll go back and forth or what--

1828
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,802
I don't know, but I know that we--

1829
01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:56,054
I can't just do this without you.

1830
01:22:56,555 --> 01:22:58,432
I know I said
we got to be our own people, but...

1831
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,185
Shit, I'm not even a person without you.

1832
01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:06,482
Maybe this whole thing implodes,
nothing works,

1833
01:23:07,441 --> 01:23:08,442
but at least we try.

1834
01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:14,656
-[Blair] Hey.
-[Erin] Jenny! Jenny baby!

1835
01:23:15,282 --> 01:23:16,825
Your ass is all the way out.

1836
01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:19,369
-[Blair] Hey.
-[Erin] Jen. Jenny.

1837
01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:21,455
-Hey.
-[Jenny] What?

1838
01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,291
Oh, my God.
We were so fucking worried, dude.

1839
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,878
Oh, my God. I'm so stupid.

1840
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,756
Yeah, Washington Square Park?
Like, how the fuck did you not get robbed?

1841
01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:32,007
[sighs]

1842
01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:32,966
[Erin] You okay?

1843
01:23:33,634 --> 01:23:34,551
[quietly] I'm sad.

1844
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,596
I'm just so sad.

1845
01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:42,017
Oh, but it's like the good sad, you know?

1846
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:43,352
I, uh...

1847
01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,271
We loved each other.

1848
01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:49,066
We love-- We...

1849
01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:52,653
We love each other. I mean,
'cause that shit doesn't go away, right?

1850
01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,196
-No.
-It's, uh...

1851
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:55,989
[breathing deeply]

1852
01:23:56,907 --> 01:23:58,283
Wasn't just San Francisco.

1853
01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,246
We were all sorts of fucked up.

1854
01:24:04,498 --> 01:24:05,457
I think about...

1855
01:24:06,333 --> 01:24:08,835
us and him and New York City and...

1856
01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:12,839
how I thought if I could just
keep everything the same

1857
01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:14,758
then nothing would change, but...

1858
01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,470
Everything's changing.

1859
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:21,390
[Blair] Did you get to talk to him?

1860
01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:24,184
No, I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't...

1861
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,105
[sighs] I saw him, but I don't know, I...

1862
01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,192
I guess, um...

1863
01:24:32,651 --> 01:24:35,529
Shit, I guess in that moment,
I was choosing myself.

1864
01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:36,780
[Erin chuckles]

1865
01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,532
'Cause it's like, it's not, um...

1866
01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:40,701
our journey anymore.

1867
01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:42,828
It's mine.

1868
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,038
Fuck.

1869
01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,293
Oh, fuck, that's so weird.
That's so fucking weird.

1870
01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:51,169
-But kind of amazing, right?
-[Jenny] Yeah.

1871
01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,841
[sighing]

1872
01:24:57,426 --> 01:25:00,637
I am so scared to be without you two.

1873
01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:03,348
I don't know life without this.

1874
01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:08,103
We're scared too, okay?

1875
01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,731
But this isn't gonna change.

1876
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,983
We'll still be doing this.

1877
01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:15,152
Living in different cities
won't change that.

1878
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:16,903
Aight? We'll still be FaceTiming

1879
01:25:17,321 --> 01:25:19,364
-every morning.
-Right when I hit that pooper.

1880
01:25:19,448 --> 01:25:21,450
While you're on the motherfucking toilet.

1881
01:25:21,992 --> 01:25:23,452
-No.
-Why don't you ever join in that?

1882
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:25,704
-I'm not gonna do that.
-It's a phenomenal activity.

1883
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,414
I don't wanna see either of you shit.

1884
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:29,124
[laughs]

1885
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,585
I'm sorry. I love you both, but no.

1886
01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,045
I'm just like this. [whimpers]

1887
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:34,338
[laughing]

1888
01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:37,215
I'm really glad you guys pulled me out
of work today.

1889
01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,343
-You are?
-Today was amazing.

1890
01:25:39,426 --> 01:25:40,260
[Erin] It was epic.

1891
01:25:40,344 --> 01:25:41,303
An update.

1892
01:25:41,887 --> 01:25:44,264
I caught this bitch, on the sink,

1893
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,433
having sex... with Matt.

1894
01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,351
Girl!

1895
01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,603
-Girl?
-[Erin laughs]

1896
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,687
At the after-party.

1897
01:25:50,771 --> 01:25:53,690
But I also might have slept with him
when I went to get the wristbands.

1898
01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,110
I'm sorry.

1899
01:25:57,444 --> 01:25:59,196
-Was it good?
-Yes.

1900
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:03,283
Yes, it was so good, and that's the best--
worst part. Are you mad?

1901
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,326
Are you kidding?

1902
01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:06,119
[impersonates dance music]

1903
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,663
Thrusting, thrusting.

1904
01:26:07,746 --> 01:26:09,247
You guys are coochie-cousins!

1905
01:26:09,331 --> 01:26:11,541
[screaming, laughing]

1906
01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:13,377
-I'm kinda jealous.
-[Jenny] You should be.

1907
01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:15,462
Oh! Also, update.

1908
01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:19,132
Before we went to the after-party,
we stopped by Leah's place.

1909
01:26:19,216 --> 01:26:20,384
Y'all did so much.

1910
01:26:20,467 --> 01:26:21,802
-It was a lot of time.
-And Erin...

1911
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:23,887
basically Say Anything'd her.

1912
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,348
-Boombox?
-No boombox.

1913
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,265
But...

1914
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,142
we did say "I love you."

1915
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,025
-[Jenny] Oh, that's my boo.
-Yes.

1916
01:26:37,401 --> 01:26:38,402
-You did that?
-You guys...

1917
01:26:38,485 --> 01:26:39,903
[Blair] I'm so proud of us.

1918
01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:42,447
Oh, so much.

1919
01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:44,449
-Yeah.
-Ah. So good.

1920
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,702
-So grown.
-Yeah, real grown.

1921
01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:49,996
There was a point, many points--
tonight was long--

1922
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:52,582
where I was like, "All I want to do
is go to Leah's

1923
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:54,501
and watch that murder doc on Netflix."

1924
01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:57,212
Okay, so you have to go online afterwards
and get the articles,

1925
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,506
because there's so much
they don't tell you in the series.

1926
01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:02,718
-Yeah, you said that before.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the real deal.

1927
01:27:03,093 --> 01:27:06,138
Okay. That girl is 12. We need to go.

1928
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,598
-She's a baby.
-It's too much. We did it.

1929
01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:10,475
-[Jenny] Yep, it's done.
-[Blair] You're good.

1930
01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:13,645
We done did it. We done did it, y'all.

1931
01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:14,938
[Blair laughs] We did.

1932
01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:16,106
[Jenny] Hold up.

1933
01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,442
-Oh.
-Oh, shit.

1934
01:27:18,525 --> 01:27:20,569
-Yep, can somebody take me home?
-[Erin] Mm-hmm.

1935
01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:23,280
Yay! [laughs]

1936
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,449
-[Blair] Oh, my God.
-[Jenny] All better!

1937
01:27:25,532 --> 01:27:26,825
[Erin laughs]

1938
01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,202
-[Jenny] Oh. I'm hungry.
-[Blair] Again?

1939
01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:32,372
[Jenny] Where did this
rain come from, though?

1940
01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:36,042
-It's super aggressive, it's strange.
-[Blair] Kinda like our night.

1941
01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:38,128
[Jenny] I feel like I gotta stop.

1942
01:27:38,211 --> 01:27:39,880
I gotta just keep facing outwards.

1943
01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:42,758
-[Erin] I think I got gum in my purse.
-[Blair] Can we get tacos?

1944
01:27:42,841 --> 01:27:44,676
[together] Yeah!

1945
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["Call on Me" playing]

1946
01:27:47,429 --> 01:27:48,972
♪ We'll say a little prayer ♪

1947
01:27:49,723 --> 01:27:53,602
♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If the answer isn't fair ♪

1948
01:27:53,727 --> 01:27:58,356
♪ You know you can call on me
When you need somebody ♪

1949
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,067
♪ You know you can call on me ♪

1950
01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:03,904
♪ When you can't stop the tears
From falling down ♪

1951
01:28:11,995 --> 01:28:16,458
♪ You know you can call on me
Call on me, darling ♪

1952
01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:21,671
♪ You know you can call on me
You can't stop the tears from falling ♪

1953
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♪ Down ♪

1954
01:28:40,357 --> 01:28:43,819
♪ When you're weary
And the road is dark ♪

1955
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:48,907
♪ And I'll guide you
With the beating of my heart ♪

1956
01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:53,870
♪ And if the cavalry
And the help don't come ♪

1957
01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:57,833
♪ Well, then we'll find a way
To dodge a smoking gun ♪

1958
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:02,337
♪ 'Cause, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We'll say a little prayer ♪

1959
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:06,633
♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If the answer isn't fair ♪

1960
01:29:06,716 --> 01:29:11,304
♪ You know you can call on me
When you need somebody ♪

1961
01:29:11,429 --> 01:29:14,099
♪ You know you can call on me ♪

1962
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:17,352
♪ When you can't stop the tears from
Falling down ♪

1963
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:29,781
♪ You know you can call on me
Call on me, darling ♪

1964
01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:32,617
♪ You know you can call on me

1965
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:35,370
♪ You can't stop the tears
From falling down ♪

1966
01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:55,473
♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪

1967
01:29:55,557 --> 01:29:57,726
♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪

1968
01:29:58,059 --> 01:30:00,353
♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪

1969
01:30:00,437 --> 01:30:02,606
♪ You need somebody to dry your tears ♪

1970
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:04,900
♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪

1971
01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:06,985
♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪

1972
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:10,447
♪ Call on me, call on me ♪

1973
01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:12,616
♪ Call on me ♪

1974
01:30:12,991 --> 01:30:14,534
♪ Just call on me ♪

1975
01:30:15,493 --> 01:30:16,912
♪ Call on me ♪

1976
01:30:17,454 --> 01:30:18,914
♪ Just call on me ♪

1977
01:30:19,998 --> 01:30:21,708
♪ Call on me ♪

1978
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,585
♪ Just call on me ♪

1979
01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:25,962
♪ Call on me ♪

1980
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♪ Just call on me ♪