shuckenheimer the cleanliness

Did you ever hear the tragedy of shuckenheimer the cleanliness of course not it's not a story the germs will say...shuckenheimer the cleanliness was a being so clean so knowledgeable on cleanliness he could kill a fool with a bar of soap... He became so clean he could stop himself and others from getting dirty the only thing he was afraid of was dropping the soap, which eventually, he did. unforuatualty in his arrogance he threw his one true weapon the soap away never to be seen again...