You are a squid now - The Redstone Snorlax

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Release shift to be a kid now. 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~asdasd\",x:-479,y:56,z:61,id:\"Control\",SuccessCount:0,TrackOutput:1b}",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~3 ~-2 ~-11 minecraft:command_block 0 replace {CustomName:\"@\",Command:\"scoreboard objectives add sneakCheck stat.crouchOneCm\",x:-478,y:56,z:52,id:\"Control\",SuccessCount:0,TrackOutput:1b}",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~3 ~-2 ~-10 minecraft:command_block 0 replace {CustomName:\"@\",Command:\"setblock ~ ~ ~2 redstone_block\",x:-478,y:56,z:53,id:\"Control\",SuccessCount:0,TrackOutput:1b}",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~3 ~-2 ~-7 minecraft:redstone_block 0 replace",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~3 ~-2 ~-6 minecraft:redstone_block 0 replace",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~3 ~-2 ~-5 minecraft:redstone_block 0 replace",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~3 ~-2 ~-4 minecraft:redstone_block 0 replace",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~3 ~-2 ~-3 minecraft:redstone_block 0 replace",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~3 ~-2 ~-2 minecraft:redstone_block 0 replace",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~4 ~-2 ~-11 minecraft:command_block 0 replace {CustomName:\"@\",Command:\"scoreboard objectives add walkCheck stat.walkOneCm\",x:-477,y:56,z:52,id:\"Control\",SuccessCount:0,TrackOutput:1b}",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~4 ~-2 ~-10 minecraft:command_block 0 replace {CustomName:\"@\",Command:\"scoreboard objectives add squidNow dummy\",x:-477,y:56,z:53,id:\"Control\",SuccessCount:0,TrackOutput:1b}",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~4 ~-2 ~-8 minecraft:command_block 0 replace {CustomName:\"@\",Command:\"fill ~1 ~ ~10 ~-1 ~ ~ redstone_block 0 replace stone\",x:-477,y:56,z:55,id:\"Control\",SuccessCount:1,TrackOutput:1b}",Riding:{id:MinecartCommandBlock,Command:"setblock ~4 ~-2 ~-7 minecraft:command_block 1 replace {CustomName:\"@\",Command:\"scoreboard players set 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