> It's Friday night
> You know what that means
> Fight Nite
> Nevermind the fact it's already Saturday morning at this point
> 30 contestants enter, one wins
> The two contestants left standing began to square off for the final round
> This time: Speedwriting
> this final contest being chosen at random from suggestions from the losers
> Who are the defeated hopefuls?
> various MGs of course, otherwise not important
> Deninately not because the author sucks at writing and can't think of anything, nope, not at all
> Since it's mainly hyper-competatice MGs signing up, it was decided that the contests through the night would be less fighting-based in an effort to keep the playing field level
> Art, interpretive dance, that sort of thing
> the slam poetry was... interesting, but fairly well recieved
> Anyway, that's enough rambling, lets get to the actual topic
> In one corner, with the blue pencil, you got a jinko
> In the other, with the red pencil, a grizzly
> As per fight night rules, they remain nameless
> They have two hours to write a poem or short story of their choosing
> Jinko starts right away, inspired by the Chinese martial arts novels she's such a fan of
> Grizzly wasn't sure what to write, so decided to take a few minutes to brainstorm
> 90 minutes later
> Jinko is furiously writing, nearing completion
> Grizzly hadn't even started
> An announcement of 30 minutes left is made right as Jinko finishes
> Grizzly, fuled by pressure, just starts writing what ever comes to mind
> Time's up
> Let's see what we have
> Jinko's is, as expected, a short action piece
> Grizzly's is a pressure-fueled jumble of words that might be constreued as a freeform poem
> At judging, the winner cane as a surprise
> Turns out Jinko's was pretty much just ripping off the last book she read, and was disqualified
> Conglaturation Grizzly, a winner is you! (by default)

If you made it through this POS without wanting to kill yourself or me, props