Hallway - Day

Jose is seen walking through an empty hallway dribling a basketball and listining to his earbuds. Rick runs up to his side and talks while Jose keeps walking

Rick
Hey hows it going jose?

Jose stops and pulls out one of his earbuds but still doesnt face him.

Jose
How many times do I have to tell you Rick? My name is no longer Jose it is...

Jose spins to face Rick

Jose
Hoops Mcballerson!

Rick
Well ok then Mr. McBallerson, I came to ask for your help

Jose
Aw man you know Mr. McBallerson is always game. What you need?

Rick
You dont already know man? The big film festival is coming up.

Jose
(shacking his finger)
Oh I gotcha. You making a movie and you need a star.

Rick
Well (pause) Yeah pretty much, or something like it.

Jose
Wait, what?

Rick
well youll have a good role

Jose
ok whatever, but what movie is this anyways that you trying to put me in? <insert funny basketball thing here>

Rick
Naw something even better.

Jose

Yeah? Hit me with it man!

Rick
Well... (lowers voice) Its going to be a movie
called (dramatic pause) the golden toilet seat

Jose
(pause)
Really man?

Rick
Yeah whats wrong with that? I think its great

Jose
Ah.. ah whatever. So what are you going to
have me do in this movie? Any bad guys that
need to be dribled past?

Rick
naw

Jose
Evil henchmen that need to be boxed out?

Rick
no

Jose
Wait I got it. How about I defeat the evil golden toilet seat by slamdunking on it!

Rick
Aw hell no

Jose
Then what the hell am I doing in this movie?

Rick
Well I need somebody to die first.

Jose
Aw man you are not casting Hoops McBallerson just so he could die first.

Rick
Aw dont make it sound so bad man,
every- (he interupts himself) Wait here
comes our guy

Jose
Who?

Rick
The guy whos going to play the main role


Bob comes into view  walking towards the two and looking very much out of it while sporting a very nice t shirt

Bob
...Sup

Jose
Aw no way this is your guy. I mean look at him,
he couldnt act like he cared even if you
kicked him in the nuts.

Rick
Yeah his looks are a little off and I have no
idea if he can act or not but hes got
something more than that

Jose
yeah?

Rick
Well yeah. I mean look at that amazing shirt of his

Jose
Aw man you are not chosing this... guy over me just because of a shirt. I could be wearing Bobs shirt right now man

Bob
Wow wait a second man. My name isnt Bob anymore.
 I got it changed

Jose
Aw you changed your name man? I could respect
that whats your name?

Bob
My name is..

Bob spins toward the camera

Bob
jose

Jose
Ah hell no man

Rick has to hold Jose back to stop him from running at Bob. Jose struggles for a few second then relaxes

Jose
You know what? Im totally coolwith it all now.

Rick
So you will do it?

Jose
Nope. Im cool with it because you two nut jobs can
go do whatever you want without me

Rick
Aw come on dont be like that

Jose
No man dont you be like that! Screw you
 guys im going home