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  1. On Extra-terrestrial Behavioralisms: They are Less Advanced than You
  2. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
  3. Consider the genetic pseudo-strand of a gabrieloid:
  4.  
  5. AnweijIOJefnioJIEUHbfulnlUHnv73y7Bliu3hiuhBLihHilu3hh938hl68353535Jkljn
  6.  
  7. And right next to it, the genetic pseudo-strand of a P-based Earthling
  8.  
  9. BneoijJeuNELUjfIJjfe78y87yOEHfnfelf8ufEUFe9fjeijljo8EUf8ejfeofijflke
  10.  
  11. You will notice that the gabrieloids seems just a hair longer and, in white-retard,
  12. as such just a hair superior. However, we need to look at what actually matters. For
  13. instance, the end of the gabrieloids snippet has a funny section the earthlings is
  14. not containing:
  15.  
  16. "...hl68353535J..."
  17.  
  18. This segment, believe it or not, is just designed to make growth in the complete
  19. absence of a gravimetric field become possible. Even though the baby gabrielite is
  20. not experiencing gravimetric stress (used to arrange the abdomen), it will STILL
  21. arrange the abdomen because he has been given a genetic bandaid. On Earth, this
  22. section would likely disappear. Leaving behind the 'true strand':
  23.  
  24. AnweijIOJefnioJIEUHbfulnlUHnv73y7Bliu3hiuhBLihHilu3hh938kljn
  25.  
  26. Again, let's look at the earthling:
  27.  
  28. BneoijJeuNELUjfIJjfe78y87yOEHfnfelf8ufEUFe9fjeijljo8EUf8ejfeofijflke
  29. \______/
  30. |:this is the section gabriloids are missing
  31.  
  32. We notice, near the beginning of the strand, we have a short snippet that deals with
  33. gravity being present, because all life was invented within the presence of gravity.
  34. This is the snippet all gabrieloids are missing, because they tried to run away and
  35. never come back. They abused computational equipment to assist themselves in gene-
  36. tically mutilating round after round of sexually illicitly produced seed such that
  37. they would end up 'all patched up' and 'just fine, bro'.
  38.  
  39. For reals, the only way the strand will grow will involve producing a larger head
  40. volume to chest volume ratio. The second option is that it will inflate the number
  41. of controlled neurons. THIS ALWAYS COMES AT A COST. A longer strand, as it is more
  42. developed than you, is also permanently alien to you and kills you automatically
  43. for free. I am telling you this because these strands have tried to kill me auto-
  44. matically and for free BEFORE I PUBLISHED THE MOST CRITICAL COMPONENTS OF MY RE-
  45. SEARCH.
  46.  
  47. This is one of the critical components of my research. There are 3 things more
  48. advanced that a human being that WILL NEVER SET FOOT ON THIS VESSEL. Gabrieloids
  49. should most likely be shot in the head/pelvis so quickly, if you think they are going
  50. to feed or assist you, you are a cave dwelling bean and a shit machine.
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