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- On Extra-terrestrial Behavioralisms: They are Less Advanced than You
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- Consider the genetic pseudo-strand of a gabrieloid:
- AnweijIOJefnioJIEUHbfulnlUHnv73y7Bliu3hiuhBLihHilu3hh938hl68353535Jkljn
- And right next to it, the genetic pseudo-strand of a P-based Earthling
- BneoijJeuNELUjfIJjfe78y87yOEHfnfelf8ufEUFe9fjeijljo8EUf8ejfeofijflke
- You will notice that the gabrieloids seems just a hair longer and, in white-retard,
- as such just a hair superior. However, we need to look at what actually matters. For
- instance, the end of the gabrieloids snippet has a funny section the earthlings is
- not containing:
- "...hl68353535J..."
- This segment, believe it or not, is just designed to make growth in the complete
- absence of a gravimetric field become possible. Even though the baby gabrielite is
- not experiencing gravimetric stress (used to arrange the abdomen), it will STILL
- arrange the abdomen because he has been given a genetic bandaid. On Earth, this
- section would likely disappear. Leaving behind the 'true strand':
- AnweijIOJefnioJIEUHbfulnlUHnv73y7Bliu3hiuhBLihHilu3hh938kljn
- Again, let's look at the earthling:
- BneoijJeuNELUjfIJjfe78y87yOEHfnfelf8ufEUFe9fjeijljo8EUf8ejfeofijflke
- \______/
- |:this is the section gabriloids are missing
- We notice, near the beginning of the strand, we have a short snippet that deals with
- gravity being present, because all life was invented within the presence of gravity.
- This is the snippet all gabrieloids are missing, because they tried to run away and
- never come back. They abused computational equipment to assist themselves in gene-
- tically mutilating round after round of sexually illicitly produced seed such that
- they would end up 'all patched up' and 'just fine, bro'.
- For reals, the only way the strand will grow will involve producing a larger head
- volume to chest volume ratio. The second option is that it will inflate the number
- of controlled neurons. THIS ALWAYS COMES AT A COST. A longer strand, as it is more
- developed than you, is also permanently alien to you and kills you automatically
- for free. I am telling you this because these strands have tried to kill me auto-
- matically and for free BEFORE I PUBLISHED THE MOST CRITICAL COMPONENTS OF MY RE-
- SEARCH.
- This is one of the critical components of my research. There are 3 things more
- advanced that a human being that WILL NEVER SET FOOT ON THIS VESSEL. Gabrieloids
- should most likely be shot in the head/pelvis so quickly, if you think they are going
- to feed or assist you, you are a cave dwelling bean and a shit machine.
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