Undertale's text dump - dialogues

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Howdy! I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER!
Hmmm...
You're new to the UNDERGROUND, aren'tcha?
Golly, you must be so confused.
Someone ought to teach you how things work around here!
I guess little old me will have to do.
Ready? Here we go!
This way.
Welcome to your new home, innocent one.
Allow me to educate you in the operation of the RUINS.
The RUINS are full of puzzles.
Ancient fusions between diversions and doorkeys.
One must solve them to move from room to room.
Please adjust yourself to the sight of them.
To make progress here, you will need to trigger several switches.
Do not worry, I have labelled the ones that you need to flip.
Do not worry, I have labelled the ones that you need to flip.
...eh? It seems that the labelling has worn away.
Oh dear.
This might be far more challenging than I anticipated...
The first switch is over on the wall.
Do you need some help..? Press the switch on the wall.
Come on, you can do it!
Go on, press the switch on the left.
I believe it was the switch on the left.
You do know which way left is, do you not?
Press the switch that I labelled for you.
You do know which way left is, do you not?
You are very curious, are you not?
Please understand. I only want the best for you.
Splendid! I am proud of you, little one.
Let us move to the next room.
As a human living in the UNDERGROUND, monsters may attack you.
You will need to be prepared for this situation.
However, worry not! The process is simple.
When you encounter a monster, you will enter a FIGHT.
While you are in a FIGHT, strike up a friendly conversation.
Stall for time. I will come to resolve the conflict.
Practice talking to the dummy.
Ahh, the dummies are not for fighting! They are for talking!
We do not want to hurt anybody, do we...? Come now.
Ah, very good! You are very good.
...you ran away...
Truthfully, that was not a poor choice.
It is better to avoid conflict whenever possible.
That... however, is only a dummy. It cannot harm you.
It is made of cotton. It has no desire for revenge...
Nevermind. Stay close to me and I will keep you safe.
The next room awaits.
Practice talking to the dummy.
You can say anything... I do not think the dummy will be bothered.
Do you need some ideas for conversation topics?
Well, I often start with a simple 'how do you do...'
You could ask them about their favorite books...
Jokes can be useful for 'breaking the ice.'
Listen to this one...
What did the skeleton tile his roof with?
...SHIN-gles!
Well, I thought it was amusing.
You can say anything... The dummy will not be bothered.
There is another puzzle in this room...
I wonder if you can solve it?
This is the puzzle, but...
Here, take my hand for a moment.
Puzzles seem a little too dangerous for now.
Greetings, my child. Do not worry, I did not leave you.
I was merely behind this pillar the whole time.
Thank you for trusting me.
However, there was an important reason for this exercise.
...to test your independence.
I must attend to some business, and you must stay alone for a while.
Please remain here. It's dangerous to explore by yourself.
I have an idea. I will give you a CELL PHONE.
If you have a need for anything, just call.
Be good, alright?
You have done excellently thus far, my child.
However... I have a difficult request to ask of you.
I would like you to walk to the end of the room by yourself.
Forgive me for this.
Ring...
Hello? This is TORIEL.
For no reason in particular... Which do you prefer?
Cinnamon or butterscotch? Cinnamon Bscotch
Oh, I see. Thank you very much!
Click...
It's a fishing rod affixed to the ground...
Reel it in? Yes No
All that's attached to the end is a photo of a weird-looking monster...
(Call Me! Here's my number!)
You decide not to call.
All that's attached to the end is a note.
(Nevermind, guys!)
You leave it alone.
I shouldn't have given myself away so easily...
Did you just... Consume the part of me I had given you?
In front of my very eyes!?
I have no words for you... Begone!
Thank you for taking care of me...
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Huh? Again...?
I'm sorry... if I give you any more, there will be nothing left of me.
I suppose it is true. Travelling beyond our limits is but a fantasy.
It's no different for anyone else.
All of monsterkind are doomed to stay underground, forever...
How am I doing? By "I" I mean the piece of me I gave you...
Huh? You lost it...? ... I suppose I can give you another piece...
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You don't have any room? OK... I understand I am not a priority for you, then.
Please be careful this time.
(You got the Snowman Piece.)
Hello. I am a snowman.
I want to see the world... But I cannot move.
If you would be so kind, traveller, please...
Take a piece of me and bring it very far away. Yes No
It seems you do not have enough room for me.
Thank you... good luck!
I see. Good journey, then.
SANS!!! THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
SANS!!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!
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whoops.
i knew i should have used today's crossword instead.
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WHAT!? CROSSWORD!?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!
IN MY OPINION...
JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST.
what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble?
that's for baby bones.
UN. BELIEVABLE.
HUMAN!!! SOLVE THIS DISPUTE!
(Which is harder?) Jumble Crossword
HA! HA! YES!
HUMANS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT!
IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUMBLE SO DIFFICULT!
NYEH! HEH! HEH HEH!
YOU TWO ARE WEIRD!
CROSSWORDS ARE SO EASY.
IT'S THE SAME SOLUTION EVERY TIME.
I JUST FILL ALL THE BOXES IN WITH THE LETTER "Z"...
BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT A CROSSWORD...
ALL I CAN DO IS SNORE!!!
NYEH HEH HEH!!!
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Hello! Would you like some Nice Cream?
It's the frozen treat that warms your heart!
Now just 15G! Yes No
Nice Cream! It's the frozen treat that warms your heart!
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Here you go! Have a super-duper day! (You got the Nice Cream.)
Huh? You don't have enough money...
I wish I could make Nice Cream for free...
It looks like you're holding too much stuff! Oh well!
Well then... Tell your friends...
There's ice cream... Out in the middle of the woods...
Now just 25G! Yes No
Hey, you have an umbrella, just like my cart...
Such solidarity! I have no choice but to give you a deal!
Discount Ice Cream! 15G! Yes No
Umbrella solidarity!? I guess I have to give you a deal...
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Hey! You have 3 Punch Cards!
How about redeeming them for some Nice Cream!?
It's free! Yes No
Super! Here you go! Your Card's in the box! (You got the Nice Cream.)
Huh? No money? Sorry, I can't give it to you for free.
Huh? You can't afford it even with the discount? I...
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Here! A free Nice Cream! (You lost 3 cards and got a Nice Cream.)
There's ice cream... Hidden in the depths of a watery cavern...
i've been thinking about selling treats too.
want some fried snow? it's just 5G. Buy No
did i say 5G? i meant 50G. Buy No
you're right.
i should charge way more than than that.
really? how about 5000G? Buy No
that's still too low.
50000G. that's my final offer. Buy No
i have to pay for the raw materials somehow.
what? you don't have the money?
hey, that's okay.
i don't have any snow.
wow, that's a lot of cash.
that's why i'm sorry to say...
i can't sell you this fried snow.
it's got too much sentimental value.
don't you know a good deal when you hear one?
WHAT!? HOW DID YOU AVOID MY TRAP?
AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY...
IS THERE ANY LEFT FOR ME???
(What do you tell Papyrus about his spaghetti?) Ate it Left it
REALLY!?
WOWIE...
NO ONE'S EVER ENJOYED MY COOKING BEFORE...
WELL THEN!!
YOU RESISTED THE FLAVOR OF MY HOMECOOKED PASTA...
JUST SO YOU COULD SHARE IT WITH ME???
FRET NOT HUMAN! I, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS...
WILL MAKE YOU ALL THE PASTA YOU COULD EVER WANT!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH NYEH!
HEY!
IT'S THE HUMAN!
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS PUZZLE!
IT WAS MADE BY THE GREAT DR. ALPHYS!
YOU SEE THESE TILES !?
ONCE I THROW THIS SWITCH...
THEY WILL BEGIN TO CHANGE COLOR!
EACH COLOR HAS A DIFFERENT FUNCTION!
RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE!
YOU CANNOT WALK ON THEM!
YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC!
THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU!
GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES!
IF YOU STEP ON THEM...
YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!!
ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE- SCENTED.
THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS!
BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES.
SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT...
IF YOU SMELL LIKE ORANGES!
THE PIRAHNAS WILL BITE YOU.
ALSO, IF A BLUE TILE IS NEXT TO A,
YELLOW TILE, THE WATER WILL ALSO ZAP YOU!
PURPLE TILES ARE SLIPPERY!
YOU WILL SLIDE TO THE NEXT TILE!
HOWEVER, THE SLIPPERY SOAP...
SMELLS LIKE LEMONS!!
WHICH PIRAHNAS DO NOT LIKE!
PURPLE AND BLUE ARE OK!
FINALLY, PINK TILES.
THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING.
STEP ON THEM ALL YOU LIKE.
HOW WAS THAT!? UNDERSTAND???
(Understand the explanation?) Of course No
GREAT!! THEN THERE'S ONE LAST THING...
THIS PUZZLE...
IS ENTIRELY RANDOM !!!!!!
WHEN I PULL THIS SWITCH, IT WILL MAKE A PUZZLE...
THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!
NOT EVEN I WILL KNOW THE SOLUTION!
NYEH HEH HEH! GET READY...!
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OKAY... I GUESS I'LL REPEAT MYSELF...
RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE.
YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC AND DANGEROUS.
BLUE TILES MAKE YOU FIGHT A MONSTER.
GREEN TILES ARE WATER TILES.
ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE SCENTED.
IF YOU STEP ON ORANGE, DON'T STEP ON GREEN.
BROWN TILES ARE...
WAIT!!! THERE ARE NO BROWN TILES...
PURPLE TILES SMELL LIKE LEMONS...
WHY DON'T THE YELLOW ONES SMELL LEMONY?
UMM...
WAIT!! DID I MIX UP GREEN AND BLUE!?
THE BLUE ONES ARE WATER ONES!
PINK TILES...
I DON'T... REMEMBER???
WAIT!!!
THOSE ONES DON'T DO ANYTHING.
OKAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND BETTER NOW!?
(Understand the explanation?) Yes Even less
..........
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT???
HOW ABOUT... YOU JUST...
DO THIS PUZZLE... ON YOUR OWN...
I'LL LEAVE THE INSTRUCTIONS...
JUST READ THEM.
THEN WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND IT...
YOU CAN THROW THE SWITCH.
AND DO IT AT YOUR OWN PACE.
GOOD LUCK.
NYEH... HEH... HEH!
(There's a lone quiche sitting underneath this bench.)
(Will you take it?) Take it Leave it
It's just a bench.
(You got the Abandoned Quiche.)
(You're carrying too much.)
(You aren't ready for the responsibility.)
(The quiche was left all alone...)
(There's a tutu lying on the ground here.)
Nothing's here!!!
(You got the Old Tutu.)
(You're carrying too much.)
card
(The box contains
cards.)
(Two bugs in the box are playing a
-card game.)
(There's a smiley face made of
cards in the box.)
(A house made of
cards sits in the box.)
(The box is overstuffed with cards.)
(Take a card?) Take Leave
(It's a box for storing Punch Cards.) (It's empty right now.)
(You got a Punch Card.)
(All games must end one day.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(Happiness is fleeting.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(The house collapses.) (You got a Punch Card.)
(It's a pair of ballet shoes.)
(You got the Ballet Shoes.)
(This little bird wants to carry you across.)
(Accept the bird's offer?) Get ride No
(Umbrellas and birds...) (A bad combination.)
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(It's a legendary artifact.)
(The artifact is gone.)
(This will never happen.)
(You're carrying too many dogs.)
(The fridge is filled with instant noodles and soda.)
(Take a package of noodles?) Take it Leave it
(The fridge is filled with instant noodles and soda.)
(You got the Instant Noodles.)
(You decide to stay healthy.)
(There's a frypan lying on the ground.)
(You got the Burnt Pan.)
(There's an apron lying on the ground.)
(You got the Stained Apron.)
(There's a Glamburger inside the trash can.)
(It's an empty trashcan.)
(You got the Glamburger.)
(There's 100G inside the trash can.)
(You got 100G.)
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(There's a worn dagger inside the box.)
(Knife inside the box.)
(You got the Worn Dagger.)
(You got the Real Knife.)
(There's a heart-shaped locket inside the box.)
(You got the Heart-shaped Locket.)
(You got The Locket.)
(The box is empty.)
Hello... Would you like some Nice Cream...?
It's the frozen treat... That warms your heart.
Now only 12G! Yes No
Nice Cream. It's the frozen treat. That warms your heart.
Now just 12G. Yes No
Here. (You got the Nice Cream.)
You don't have enough money...
Drop something.
Life... is suffering.
(Golden flowers.) (They must have broken your fall.)
"Press [Z] to read signs!"
Just a regular old pillar.
Please don't step on the leaves.
Didn't you read the sign downstairs?
WHOA there, pardner! Who said you could push me around?
HMM? So you're ASKIN' me to move over?
Okay, just for you, pumpkin.
HMM? You want me to move some more?
Alrighty, how's this?
HMM? That was the wrong direction?
Okay, think I got it.
Was that helpful?
HMM? You wanted me to STAY there?
You're giving me a real workout.
Aren't things easier when you just ask?
The exit's open? Guess I better roll out...
Hey, y'mind giving me a push, pumpkin?
'Take one.' Take a candy? Yes No
It says 'take one.' Take a piece of candy? Yes No
Look at what you've done.
You took a piece of candy. (Press [C] to open the menu.)
You took more candy. How disgusting..
You take another piece. You feel like the scum of the earth...
You took too much too fast. The candy spills onto the floor.
In this hellish world, you can only take 3 pieces of candy...
You tried to take a piece of candy, but you didn't have any room.
You decided not to take some.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
zzzzzzzzzz... (are they gone yet) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(This ghost keeps saying 'z' out loud repeatedly, pretending to sleep.)
Move it with force? Yes No
It says 'Take them all.' Take a candy? Yes No
You took a piece. Boy, that's heavy.
You can't carry more. It's just too heavy.
Leave 7G in the web? Yes No
Some spiders crawled down and gave you a donut.
You didn't have enough gold.
You are carrying too many items.
Leave 18G in the web? Yes No
Some spiders crawled down and gave you a jug.
You found a Faded Ribbon.
You are carrying too much.
It's a switch. Press it? Yes No
Nothing happened.
You're making the switches uncomfortable with all this attention.
You hear a clicking sound.
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You found the Toy Knife.
It's TORIEL's diary. Read the circled passage? Yes No
You read the passage...
"Why did the skeleton want a friend?"
" Because she was feeling BONELY..."
The rest of the page is filled with jokes of a similar caliber.
You found a slice of butterscotch-cinnamon pie.
You found a slice of snail pie...
Hello there, little one!
The pie has not cooled down yet.
Perhaps you should take a nap. Yes No
Sweet dreams.
You'd rather stay up and chat with me, then?
Up already, I see?
Um, I want you to know how glad I am to have someone here.
There are so many old books I want to share.
I want to show you my favorite bug- hunting spot.
I've also prepared a curriculum for your education.
This may come as a surprise to you...
But I have always wanted to be a teacher.
...actually, perhaps that isn't very surprising.
STILL.
I am glad to have you living here.
Oh, did you want something?
What is it? When can Nothing I go home?
Well, talk to me again if you need anything.
What? This... this IS your home now.
Um... would you like to hear about this book I am reading?
Oh, hello!
Did you want to hear about the book I am reading?
It is called "72 Uses for Snails."
How about it? How to exit Sure the RUINS
Here is an exciting snail fact.
Um... How about an exciting snail fact?
Did you know that snails...
Have a chainsaw-like tongue called a radula?
Sometimes flip their digestive systems as they mature?
Make terrible shoelaces?
Talk. Really. Slowly? Just kidding, snails don't talk.
Interesting. How to exit Yeah the RUINS
Well, bother me if you need anything else.
...I have to do something. Stay here.
What is it? How to exit Nothing the RUINS
If you need anything, just ask.
...I have to do something. Stay here..
NYOO HOO HOO...
I CAN'T EVEN STOP SOMEONE AS WEAK AS YOU...
UNDYNE'S GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
I'LL NEVER JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD... AND...
MY FRIEND QUANTITY WILL REMAIN STAGNANT!
(What should you say?) Let's be What a friends loser
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WOWIE!! YOU DID IT!!!
YOU DIDN'T DO A VIOLENCE!!!
TO BE HONEST, I WAS A LITTLE AFRAID...
BUT YOU'RE ALREADY BECOMING A GREAT PERSON!
I'M SO PROUD I COULD CRY!!!
...WAIT, WASN'T I SUPPOSED TO CAPTURE YOU...?
WELL, FORGET IT!
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE THE BEST PERSON YOU CAN BE.
SO LET'S LET BYBONES BE BYBONES.
I'LL EVEN TELL YOU HOW TO LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND!
JUST KEEP GOING EAST!
EVENTUALLY YOU'LL REACH THE KING'S CASTLE.
THEN YOU CAN LEAVE!
REALLY!? YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS, WITH ME???
WELL THEN...
I GUESS...
I GUESS I CAN MAKE AN ALLOWANCE FOR YOU!
HUH? WHY WOULD YOU...
BERATE YOURSELF SO LOUDLY???
IS IT BECAUSE...
YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY FRIEND?
NO!!! YOU'RE GREAT!!! I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!
WOWIE!! WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR FIRST DATE...
AND I'VE ALREADY MANAGED TO HIT THE FRIEND ZONE!!!
WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE PALS...
WOW!!!
I HAVE FRIENDS!!!
AND WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE THEM...
WAS TO GIVE PEOPLE AWFUL PUZZLES AND THEN FIGHT THEM??
YOU TAUGHT ME A LOT, HUMAN.
I HEREBY GRANT YOU PERMISSION TO PASS THROUGH!
AND I'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO THE SURFACE.
CONTINUE FORWARD UNTIL YOU REACH THE END OF THE CAVERN.
THEN... WHEN YOU REACH THE CAPITAL, CROSS THE BARRIER.
THAT'S THE MAGICAL SEAL TRAPPING US ALL UNDERGROUND.
ANYTHING CAN ENTER THROUGH IT, BUT NOTHING CAN EXIT...
...EXCEPT SOMEONE WITH A POWERFUL SOUL.
...LIKE YOU!!!
THAT'S WHY THE KING WANTS TO ACQUIRE A HUMAN.
HE WANTS TO OPEN THE BARRIER WITH SOUL POWER.
THEN US MONSTERS CAN RETURN TO THE SURFACE!
YOU'RE BACK AGAIN?!?!
I FINALLY REALIZE THE TRUE REASON WHY.
YOU...
JUST MISS SEEING MY FACE SO MUCH...
I'M NOT SURE I CAN FIGHT SOMEONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY.
BUT MOSTLY... I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF CAPTURING YOU!
SO... WHAT DO YOU SAY?
(Fight Papyrus?) Yes No
OKAY...
I GUESS.
IF YOU WANT ME TO CAPTURE YOU.
I'LL TRY AGAIN!!!
...OKAY...
I GUESS I'LL ACCEPT MY FAILURE...
Welcome to Snowed Inn! Snowdin's premier hotel!
One night is 80G. Stay Leave
Back again? Well, stay as long as you like.
How about it? Stay Leave
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What? No, you can't get a second key!
Hello! Sorry, no time for a nap...
Snowed Inn is shutting down so we can all go to the surface.
Oh, there you are. I was worrying about you!
Things are going to be OK, you hear?
We're all going to the surface world soon...
There's bound to be a place you can stay there!
Error.
Here's your room key. Make sure to bundle up!
...You don't even have 80G?
Oh! You poor thing. I can only imagine what you've been through.
One of the rooms upstairs is empty.
You can sleep there for free, okay?
You aren't carrying enough money.
Well, feel free to come back any time.
(Look through the telescope?) Yes No
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i'm thinking about getting into the telescope business.
it's normally 50000G to use this premium telescope...
but... since i know you, you can use it for free.
howzabout it?
(Use the telescope?) Yes No
huh? you aren't satisfied?
don't worry.
i'll give you a full refund.
lsprite
well, come back whenever you want.
BEPIS.
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GROSS BANDAGE
FADED RIBBON
BANDANNA
DUSTY TUTU
Ring...
HELLO! THIS IS PAPYRUS!!!
HOW DID I GET THIS NUMBER...?
IT WAS EASY!!!
I JUST DIALED EVERYNUMBER SEQUENTIALLYUNTIL I GOT YOURS!!!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
SO... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING...?
I'M... ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
SHE THOUGHT SHE SAW YOU WEARING A
.
IS THAT TRUE? ARE YOU WEARING A
?
(What will you say?) Yes No
SO YOU ARE WEARING A
...
GOT IT!!! WINK WINK!!!
HAVE A NICE DAY!
SO YOU AREN'T WEARING A
GOT IT!
YOU'RE MY FRIEND, SO I TRUST YOU 100-PERCENT.
(There's an empty pie tin inside the stove.)
MY BROTHER ALWAYS GOES OUT TO EAT. BUT...
RECENTLY, HE TRIED 'BAKING' SOMETHING.
IT WAS LIKE... A QUICHE.
BUT FILLED WITH A SUGARY, NON-EGG SUBSTANCE.
HOW ABSURD!
(It's a joke book.)
(Take a look inside?) Yes No
(Inside the joke book was a quantum physics book.)
(You look inside...)
(Inside the quantum physics book was another joke book.)
(There's another quantum physics book...)
(You decide to stop.)
THAT'S MY ROOM!
IF YOU'VE FINISHED LOOKING AROUND...
WE COULD GO IN AND...
"HANG-OUT" LIKE A PAIR OF VERY COOL FRIENDS?
DO WHATEVER PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY DATE???
(Go inside?) Yes No
(It's the door to Papyrus's room.)
(It's covered in many labels...)
(NO GIRLS ALLOWED!)
(NO BOYS ALLOWED!)
(PAPYRUS ALLOWED.)
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THERE ARE NO SKELETONS INSIDE MY CLOSET!!!
EXCEPT ME SOMETIMES.
(Look in the closet?) Yes No
(Clothes are hung up neatly inside.)
IT'S OK TO BE INTIMIDATED BY MY FASHION SENSE.
SO, UM...
IF YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING...
DO YOU WANT TO START HANGING OUT?
(Begin the hangouts?) Yes No
DO YOU WANT TO START THE DATE?
(Begin the date?) Yes No
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OKAY!!! DATING START!!!
OKAY!!! LET'S HANG TEN!!
TAKE YOUR TIME... I'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
(This mailbox is labelled "PAPYRUS".)
(Look inside?) Yes No
(It's empty.)
(You realize that would probably be illegal.)
what? haven't you seen a guy with two jobs before?
fortunately, two jobs means twice as many legally-required breaks.
i'm going to grillby's. wanna come? Yeah I'm busy
...
hey, looks like you're really turning yourself around.
how about i treat you to lunch at grillby's?
...when everyone you scared away comes back, i mean.
well, if you insist... i'll pry myself away from my work...
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OK. have fun.
whoops, watch where you sit down.
sometimes weirdos put whoopee cushions on the seats.
anyway, let's order.
whaddya want...? Fries Burger
ok, coming right up.
hey, that sounds pretty good.
grillby, we'll have a double order of fries.
burg
grillby, we'll have a double order of burg.
so, what do you think...
of my brother? Cool Uncool
of course he's cool.
you'd be cool too if you wore that outfit every day.
he'd only take that thing off if he absolutely had to.
oh well. at least he washes it.
and by that i mean he wears it in the shower.
hey, pal.
sarcasm isn't funny, okay?
my brother's a real star.
he's the person who pushed me to get this sentry job.
maybe it's a little strange, but sometimes...
...it's nice to have someone call you out on being lazy.
even though nothing could be further from the truth.
here comes the grub.
want some ketchup? Yes No
bone appetit.
more for me.
have you ever heard of a talking flower? Yes No
so you know all about it.
i'll tell you, then.
the echo flower.
they're all over the marsh.
say something to them, and they'll repeat it over and over...
what about it?
well, papyrus told me something interesting the other day.
sometimes, when no one else is around...
a flower appears and whispers things to him.
flattery... advice... encouragement...
...predictions.
weird, huh?
someone must be using an echo flower to play a trick on him.
keep an eye out, ok?
thanks.
oh, by the way...
i'm flat broke. can you foot the bill?
it's just 10000G. Yes No
My mind is running wild! I haven't felt like this in a long time...
Please leave.
You... You came from outside, didn't you?
People like you are so rare...
Please! Stranger!
Tell me about outside...? Yes No
Well, what are you waiting for?
Oh! You're back!
How's the room? Different Same
Huh? "SURFACE"? What do you mean?
I just meant outside this room.
If you haven't noticed, my mycelium have bound me to the ground.
Please! Stranger!
I'll make this simple.
I've spent my whole life in the same spot, in the same room.
But I've long wondered what lies inside the room to the right.
Long I've fantasized about entering, and changing my scenery...
No... Changing my LIFE!
Please. Go and tell me what's inside.
Is everyone out there like you? How terrible.
Oh, that's a relief!
That's all I need to continue my fantasies. Thank you, stranger.
So it's the same.
The same...
Same...
OK.
(Take an umbrella?) Take one Do not
(Return the umbrella?) Put back Do not
(You took an umbrella.)
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usprite
(You returned the umbrella.)
(It's a statue.) (The structures at its feet seem dry.)
(Put the umbrella on the statue?) Yes Do not
(The music continues, and doesn't stop.)
(You place the umbrella atop the statue.)
(Inside the statue, a music box begins to play...)
(It's a rusty old fridge.)
(You open the fridge.) (The air fills with a rotten stench.)
(All the food inside here spoiled long ago.)
error
(The cooler is empty.)
(Take a space food bar from the cooler?) Yes No
(It's a cooler. It has no brand, and shows no signs of wear...)
(Inside are a couple of freeze-dried space food bars.)
(Take one?) Yes No
(You got the Astronaut Food.)
(Seems like a regular training dummy.)
(Do you want to beat it up?) Yes No
(You've had enough of the dummy.)
lv
(You tap the dummy with your fist.)
(You feel bad.)
(You hit the dummy lightly.)
(You don't feel like you learned anything.)
(You sock the dummy.)
(Who cares?)
(You punch the dummy at full force.)
(Feels good.)
(You stare into each other's eyes for a moment...)
(It's a horse stable.)
(Do you want to go inside?) Yes No
(You jostle the door.) (It's locked.)
(Suddenly, from inside the [redacted], you hear a
x
(This CD is labelled "Spooktunes.")
(Play it?) Play it No
(This CD is playing.) (Turn it off?) Stop it No
(You play the CD.)
(Spooktunes are dead.)
(The CD stops moving.)
(This CD is labelled "Spookwave.")
(This CD is labelled "Ghouliday Music.")
(Look inside the fridge?) Open it No
(There's a lonely sandwich inside.)
this is a ghost sandwich...
do you want to try it... Yes No
(You attempt to bite into the ghost sandwich.)
(You phase right through it...)
oh...
nevermind...
oh..................... .................... .................
after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage...
it's a family tradition...
do you want... ... to join me... Yes No
okay... follow my lead...
do you want to play a game? it's called thundersnail.
the snails will race, and if the yellow snail wins, you win.
it's 10G to play. Play No
um... you don't have any money?
n-no, you can still play, don't worry about it...
okay... press [Z] repeatedly to encourage your snail.
ready?
um... that's less than 10G.
but since you're my only real customer, i guess i'll just take what you have...
oh...........
Seven.
Seven human souls.
With the power of seven human souls, our king...
King ASGORE Dreemurr...
...will become a god.
With that power, ASGORE can finally shatter the barrier.
He will finally take the surface back from humanity...
And give them back the suffering and pain that we have endured.
Understand, human?
This is your only chance at redemption.
Give up your soul...
Or I'll tear it from your body.
That spark in your eyes...
You're really eager to die, aren't you?
Yo, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but...
I wanna ask you something.
Man, I've never had to ask anyone this before...
Umm...
Yo... You're human, right? Haha.
Man! I knew it!
...well, I know it now, I mean...
Undyne told me, um, "stay away from that human."
So, like, ummm...
I guess that makes us enemies or something.
But I kinda stink at that, haha.
Yo, say something mean so I can hate you?
Please? Yes No
Huh...?
Yo, that's your idea of something mean?
My sister says that to me ALL THE TIME!
Guess I have to do it, haha.
Yo, I... I hate your guts.
Man, I... I'm such a turd.
I'm... I'm gonna go home now.
Yo, what? So I have to do it?
Here goes nothing...
(It's a water cooler.) (Take a cup of water?) Yes No
(There's no more water left in the cooler.)
(Sadistically, you've poured out all the water right in front of Undyne's eyes.)
(You take a cup of water.)
(Get rid of the water?) Yes No
(You pour the water on the ground next to the water cooler.)
A rousing error.
havewater
(Give Undyne the water?) Yes No
(She looks dry...)
armor1
armor2
REMEMBER WHEN I ASKED YOU ABOUT CLOTHES?
WELL, THE FRIEND WHO WANTED TO KNOW...
HER OPINION OF YOU IS VERY...
MURDERY.
ERROR!!! SEE YOU LATER!
BUT I BET YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY!
AND BECAUSE YOU KNEW THAT...
I TOLD HER WHAT YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE WEARING!
A
!
BECAUSE I KNEW, OF COURSE...
AFTER SUCH A SUSPICIOUS QUESTION...
YOU WOULD OBVIOUSLY CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES!
YOU'RE SUCH A SMART COOKIE!
THIS WAY YOU'RE SAFE AND I DIDN'T LIE!!!
NO BETRAYAL ANYWHERE!!!
BEING FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE IS EASY!!!
WELL, WORRY NOT DEAR HUMAN!
PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU!
I AM NOT A CRUEL PERSON.
I STRIVE TO BE COMFORTING AND PLEASANT.
PAPYRUS! HE SMELLS LIKE THE MOON.
SO, BECAUSE OF MY INHERENT GOODNESS...
I TOLD HER YOU WERE NOT WEARING A
EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE!
INSTEAD, I MADE SOMETHING UP!
I TOLD HER YOU WERE WEARING...
A
IT PAINED ME TO TELL SUCH A BOLDFACED LIE.
I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER EVER WEAR A
BUT YOUR SAFETY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FASHION.
DANG!
I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE...
PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU!
YOU SAID YOU WERE NOT WEARING A
.
SO OF COURSE I ACTUALLY TOLD HER...
YOU WERE INDEED WEARING A
BUT SINCE YOU AREN'T WEARING A
SHE SURELY WON'T ATTACK YOU!
NOW YOU ARE SAFE AND SOUND.
WOWIE... THIS IS HARD.
I JUST WANT TO BE EVERYBODY'S FRIEND!
I KNEW WHEN YOU SAID:
"I AM NOT WEARING A
."
IT WAS REALLY A SECRET CODE!
YOU REALLY MEANT...
"I ACTUALLY AM WEARING A
!"
YOU WERE TRYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF...
WHILE MAKING IT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE!
I PICKED UP ON THIS, AND FOLLOWED YOUR PLAN.
IN FACT I TOOK IT ONE STEP FURTHER!
I TOLD HER YOU WERE PROBABLY...
WEARING A
OF COURSE, YOU WOULD NEVER WEAR THAT.
BUT THAT'S THE POINT!
SHE WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU NOW!
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO BETRAY EITHER OF YOU!
SINCE I JUST TOLD HER WHAT YOU SAID!
WOWIE! YOU'RE SUCH A SMART COOKIE!
I REALLY CAN BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE!!!
HEY! WHAT'S UP!?
I WAS JUST THINKING...
YOU, ME, AND UNDYNE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT SOMETIME!
I THINK YOU WOULD MAKE GREAT PALS!
LET'S MEET UP AT HER HOUSE LATER!
AFTER YOU HANG OUT WITH ME...
LET'S MEET UP AT HER HOUSE!
(It's a book labelled Monster History Part 6.) Read it Do not
Unfortunately, monsters are not experienced with illness.
However, when monsters are about to expire of age, they lie down, immobile.
We call this state "Fallen Down."
A person who has Fallen Down will soon perish.
In a way, this confusing situation was all too familiar.
(You decide not to read it.)
(It's a book labelled Monster History Part 7.) Read it Do not
When a human dies, its soul remains stable outside the body.
Meanwhile, a monster's soul disappears near-instantly upon death.
This allows monsters to absorb the souls of humans...
While it is extremely difficult for humans to absorb a monster's soul.
This is why they feared us.
Though monsters are weak, with enough human souls...
They could easily destroy all of mankind.
(It's a book labelled Monster History Part 8.) Read it Do not
There is one exception to the aforementioned rules:
A certain type of monster, the "boss" monster.
Due to its life cycle, it possesses an incredibly strong soul for a monster.
This soul can remain stable after death, if only for a few moments.
(All these books are labelled Human History.) Read one Do not
(You look inside a book.)
(It's a comic of a giant robot fighting a beautiful alien princess.)
(This doesn't strike you as very accurate...)
(You decide not to.)
(You look inside a book.) (It's a comic book.)
(Two scantily-clad chefs are flinging energy pancakes at each other.)
(A hideous android is running to school with toast in its mouth.)
(Seems like it's late.)
(There's a piano here.) (Play it?) Yes No
See that heart? That is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being!
Your SOUL starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV.
What's LV stand for? Why, LOVE, of course!
You want some LOVE, don't you?
Don't worry, I'll share some with you!
Down here, LOVE is shared through...
Little white... "friendliness pellets."
Are you ready?
Move around! Get as many as you can!
You idiot.
In this world, it's kill or BE killed.
Why would ANYONE pass up an opportunity like this!?
Die.
Hey buddy, you missed them.
Let's try again, okay?
Is this a joke? Are you braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. BULLETS!!!
You know what's going on here, don't you?
You just wanted to see me suffer.
What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth...
Ah, do not be afraid, my child.
I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS.
I pass through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down.
You are the first human to come here in a long time.
I will do my best to ensure your protection during your time here.
Come! I will guide you through the catacombs.
Three gold for the ferry. Yes No
Later, then.
Hop on!
(It's a switch.) Press it Don't
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sound1
sound2
alarm
(The lasers were deactivated.)
(The lasers were reactivated.)
Ring...
Um...
I noticed you've been kind of quiet...
Are you w-worried about meeting ASGORE...?
...
W-well, don't worry, okay?
Th-the king is a really nice guy...
I'm sure you can talk to him, and...
W-with your human soul, you can pass through the barrier!
S-so no worrying, OK? J-just forget about it and smile.
hey buddy, what's up? wanna buy a hot dog?
it's only 30G. Yes No
instance_number
here. have fun.
here's another hot dog.
it's on the house. well, no. it's on you.
sorry, thirty is the limit on head-dogs.
i'll be 'frank' with you.
as much as i like putting hot dogs on your head...
thirty is just an excessive number.
twenty-nine, now that's fine, but thirty...
does it look like my arms can reach that high?
thanks, kid. here's your hot dog.
thanks, kid. here's your 'dog.
yeah. 'dog. apostrophe-dog. it's short for hot-dog.
another h'dog? here you go...
whoops, i'm actually out of hot dogs.
here, you can have a hot cat instead.
another dog, coming right up...
...you really like hot animals, don't you?
hey, i'm not judging.
i'd be out of a job without folks like you.
cool. here's that ''dog.
apostrophe-apostrophe dog.
it's short for apostrophe-dog.
which is, in turn, short for...
another one? okay.
careful. if you eat too many hot dogs...
you'll probably get huge like me.
huge as in super- popular, i mean.
i'm practically a hot-dog tycoon now.
whoops, you don't have enough cash.
you should get a job. i've heard being a sentry pays well.
you're holding too much. ... guess i'll just put it on your head.
yeah, you've gotta save your money for college and spiders.
L-looks like you beat him!
Y-you did a really great job out there.
All thanks to you ...
What? Oh no, I mean...
You were the one doing everything cool!
I just wrote some silly programs for your phone.
...umm, h-hey, this might sound strange, but...
...c-can I tell you something?
...
B-before I met you, I d-didn't really...
I didn't really like myself very much.
For a long time, I f-felt like a total screw-up.
L-like I couldn't do a-anything w-without...
W-without ending up letting everyone down.
B-but...!
Guiding you has made me feel...
A lot better about myself.
So... thanks for letting me help you.
Uhhh, anyway, we're almost to the CORE.
It's just past MTT Resort.
Come on! Let's finish this!
EUREKA!!!
I'VE FIGURED OUT THE PUZZLE!!!
YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN, THOUGH...
DO YOU ABSOLUTELY, DAPSOLUTELY WANT THE SOLUTION???
(Do you absolutely, dapsolutely want the answer?) Yes No
THE! SOLUTION! IS!
(PLEASE IMAGINE A DRUMROLL IN YOUR HEAD)
...THAT TREE OVER THERE HAS A SWITCH ON IT!
CHECK IT OUTIE!!!
WOW... YOU'RE TRULY A PUZZLE PASSIONEER!
I'M SO ENTHUSED BY YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!!
YOU CAN DO IT, HUMAN!!!
(There's a switch on the trunk of this tree.)
(Press it?) Yes No
fvic
OHO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES!
ARE YOU READY TO HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE?
I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE YOU TWO GREAT FRIENDS!
(Will you hang out?) Yes No
OKAY! STAND BEHIND ME!
HMMM... STILL GETTING READY?
TAKE YOUR TIME!
OKAY! ALL READIED-UP TO HANG OUT!?
TAKE YOUR TIME!
...
So why are YOU here?
To rub your victory in my face?
To humiliate me even further?
IS THAT IT? Yes No
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Well, I've got news for you, BRAT.
You're on MY battlefield now.
And you AREN'T going to humiliate me.
I'll TELL you what's going to happen.
We're going to hang out.
We're going to have a good time.
We're going to become "friends."
You'll become so enamored with me...
YOU'LL be the one feeling humiliated for your actions!
Fuhuhuhuhu!!
It's the perfect revenge!!!
Err...
Why don't you have a seat?
Then why are you here?
...!
Wait, I get it.
You think that I'm gonna be friends with you, huh?
Right??? NEVER Yes with you
Really? How delightful!! I accept!
Let's all frolick in the fields of friendship!
...NOT!
Why would I EVER be friends with YOU!?
If you weren't my houseguest, I'd beat you up right now!
You're the enemy of everyone's hopes and dreams!
I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND.
Now get out of my house!
WHAT?
First you parade into my house, then you INSULT me?
You little BRAT! I have half a mind to...
Wait.
I'll prove you WRONG.
We ARE going to be friends.
In fact...
We.
Are going to be BESTIES.
I'll make you like me so much...
Your WHOLE LIFE will revolve around me!!
FUHUHUHUHU!!!
Now, why don't you have a seat?
(Sit down and progress?) Yes No
That sugar's for the tea.
I'm not gonna give you a cup of sugar!
What do I look like, the ice-cream woman?
Do human ice-cream women TERRORIZE HUMANITY with ENERGY SPEARS?
Are their ice-cream songs a PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION?
...what? REALLY?
That rules!!!
That's what I thought.
Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy!
Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!
(How will you pound?) Strong Wimpy
(You punch the vegetables at full force. You knock over a tomato.)
scr_undface
YEAH! YEAH!
Our hearts are uniting against these healthy ingredients!
NOW IT'S MY TURN!
NGAHHH!
(You pet the vegetables in an affectionate manner.)
OH MY GOD!!! STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!!!
I'll show you how it's done!
...we add the noodles!
Homemade noodles are the best!
BUT I JUST BUY STORE-BRAND!
THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST!!!
NGAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!
Uhh, just put them in the pot.
(How will you put them in?) Fiercely Careful
(You throw everything into the pot as hard as you can, including the box.)
(It clanks against the empty bottom.)
YEAH!!! I'M INTO IT!!!
(You place the noodles in one at a time.)
(They clank against the empty bottom.)
Nice???
Humans suck, but their history... Kinda rules.
Case in point: This giant sword!
Historically, humans wielded swords up to 10x their size.
RIGHT? True False
Heh, I knew it!
When I first heard that, I immediately wanted one!
So me and Alphys built a giant sword together.
She figured out all the specs herself...
She's smart, huh!?
Pfft! You liar!
I've READ Alphys's human history book collection!
I know all about your giant swords...
Your colossal, alien-fighting robots...
Your supernatural princesses...
Heh! There's no way you're gonna fool me!!!
(Look inside the bone drawer?) Yes No
WHAT A SENSATIONAL OPPORTUNITY FOR A STORY!
I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE NOW:
"A DOG EXISTS SOMEWHERE."
FRANKLY, I'M BLOWN AWAY.
(REPORT THIS ONE?) Report Look More
eventchoice
THIS DOG... STILL EXISTS!
THIS STORY... JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!
(REPORT THIS ONE?) Report Look More
OH MY!!!!
...IT'S A COMPLETELY NONDESCRIPT GLASS OF WATER.
BUT ANYTHING CAN MAKE A GREAT STORY WITH ENOUGH SPIN!
I'M HONORED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH A HUGE LUKEWARM WATER FAN, FOLKS!
OH NO!!! THAT MOVIE SCRIPT!!! HOW'D??? THAT GET THERE???
IT'S A SUPER-JUICY SNEAK PREVIEW OF MY LATEST GUARANTEED-NOT-TO-BOMB FILM:
METTATON THE MOVIE XXVIII... STARRING METTATON!
I'VE HEARD THAT LIKE THE OTHER FILMS...
IT CONSISTS MOSTLY OF A SINGLE FOUR-HOUR SHOT OF ROSE PETALS SHOWERING ON MY RECLINING BODY.
OOH!!! BUT THAT'S!!! NOT CONFIRMED!!
YOU WOULDN'T (COUGH) SPOIL MY MOVIE FOR EVERYONE WITH A PROMOTIONAL STORY, WOULD YOU?
PHEW!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A BUNCH OF FREE ADVERTISEMENT!!
OH! YOU'RE BACK!
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! IT SEEMS NO ONE CAN RESIST THE ALLURE OF MY NEW FILM!
BASKETBALL'S A BLAST, ISN'T IT, DARLING?
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THESE BALLS.
THEY'RE MTT-BRAND FASHION BASKETBALLS. FOR WEARING, NOT PLAYING.
YOU CAN'T GET RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE MOI WITHOUT BEAUTIFYING A FEW ORBS.
IT SEEMS OUR REPORTER IS DRAWN TO SPORTS LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAMING BASKETBALL HOOP.
OH MY! IT'S A PRESENT! AND IT'S ADDRESSED TO YOU, DARLING!
AREN'T YOU JUST BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT?
WHAT COULD BE INSIDE? WELL, NO TIME LIKE THE "PRESENT" TO FIND OUT!
READY FOR YOUR... PRESENTATION?
(... LET'S CUT THAT ONE IN POST.)
OOH LA LA! THIS VIDEO GAME YOU FOUND... IS DYNAMITE!!!
THOUGH I DON'T MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN IT UNTIL THREE-FOURTHS IN.
BUT I LIKE THAT.
APPEARING FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE MANNA, SLAKING THE AUDIENCE'S HUNGER FOR GORGEOUS ROBOTS...
OOH! THAT'S METTATON!
AH, YOU UNDERSTAND.
THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU SHOULD CHECK EVERYTHING TWICE.
Buy a Spider Cider for 9999G? Yes No
Buy a Spider Donut for 9999G? Yes No
Ribbit, ribbit. (I have heard you are quite merciful, for a human...)
(Surely you know by now a monster wears a YELLOW name when you can SPARE it.)
(What do you think of that?) Very It's Helpful Bad
(It is rather helpful.) (Remember, sparing is just saying you won't fight.)
(Maybe one day, you'll have to do it even if their name isn't yellow.)
(Really? Then, I'll tell all of my friends to tell their friends' friends...)
(Never use yellow names.) (How about that?)
Keep No more Yellow Yellow Names Names
(OK, they will still use yellow names.)
(OK, I will let them know not to use yellow names.)
Ribbit, ribbit. (How are you doing without yellow names?)
Bring It's Them great Back
(Glad to hear it.) (Though, I do not know why you dislike yellow.)
(You had better hope you do not encounter a banana-themed monster.)
(Huh? It's rather inconvenient that you changed your mind like this.)
(Since I told everyone not to use yellow names, everyone threw theirs out.)
(This is really troubling...) (Hmmm...)
(Well, last year it was fashionable to have pink names.)
(I think everyone still has those in their closets somewhere...)
(I'll ask everyone to look.) (But this is the last time!)
Ribbit, ribbit... (I hope you're satisfied.)
NAPSTABLOOK22 has sent you a friend request.
Accept the request? Accept Reject
(It seems to have already rejected itself...)
METTATON has sent you a Mortal Enemy request.
Congratulations! You are now Mortal Enemies with Mettaton.
COOLSKELETON95 has posted a comment on this change.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO! WISH YOU A LONG AND HORRIBLE RIVALRY.
You rejected the request.
METTATON has sent you an invitation to "Die."
RSVP? Respond Ignore
Bepis valley Granola Bars
hey. i heard you're going to the core.
how about grabbing some dinner with me first? Yeah I'm busy
great, thanks for treating me.
well, have fun in there.
This is the barrier.
This is what keeps us all trapped underground.
If...
If by chance you have any unfinished business...
Please do what you must.
Continue Go Back
...... I see...
This is it, then.
I see.
Anything you want to do is important enough.
Even something as small as reading a book, or taking a walk...
Please take your time.
Oh... Back so soon?
How are you feeling?
Ready Go Back
Do what you have to.
Tra la la. I am the riverman.
Or am I the riverwoman...? It doesn't really matter.
I love to ride in my boat. Would you care to join me?
(Ride in the boat?) Yes No
Tra la la. Care for a ride?
Where will we go today? Error Error
Where will we go today? Snowdin Waterfall
Where will we go today? Snowdin Hotland
Where will we go today? Waterfall Hotland
Then perhaps another time. Or perhaps not. It doesn't really matter.
Then we're off...
(There's a switch on the wall.)
(The switch doesn't do anything.)
(Seems like a comfortable bed.)
(Lie on it?) Yes No
(It's just a regular suspicious bed now.)
(It's a yellow key.) (You put it on your keychain.)
(There's something under the sheets.)
(Check it out?) Yes No
(The power has been turned on.)
(It seems like this controls the elevator's power.)
(Turn it on?) Yes No
I always was a crybaby, wasn't I,
charname
...I know.
You're not actually
, are you?
's been gone for a long time.
Um... what...
What IS your name?
"Frisk?"
That's...
A nice name.
Frisk...
I haven't felt like this for a long time.
As a flower, I was soulless.
I lacked the power to love other people.
However, with everyone's souls inside me...
I not only have my own compassion back...
But I can feel every other monster's as well.
They all care about each other so much.
And... they care about you too, Frisk.
I wish I could tell you how everyone feels about you.
Papyrus... Sans... Undyne... Alphys...
...Toriel.
Monsters are weird.
Even though they barely know you...
It feels like they all really love you.
Haha.
Frisk... I... I understand if you can't forgive me.
I understand if you hate me.
I acted so strange and horrible.
I hurt you.
I hurt so many people.
Friends, family, bystanders...
There's no excuse for what I've done.
Forgive Do not
Wh... what?
...Frisk, come on.
You're... You're gonna make me cry again.
...besides, even if you do forgive me...
...right.
I understand.
I just hope that...
I can make up for it a little right now.
I can't keep these souls inside of me.
The least I can do is return them.
But first...
There's something I have to do.
Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts beating as one.
They're all burning with the same desire.
With everyone's power... With everyone's determination...
It's time for monsters...
To finally go free.
I have to go now.
Without the power of everyone's souls...
I can't keep maintaining this form.
In a little while...
I'll turn back into a flower.
I'll stop being "myself."
I'll stop being able to feel love again.
So... Frisk.
It's best if you just forget about me, OK?
Just go be with the people who love you.
Comfort him Do not
So, Alphys...
What do you want to do now that we're all free?
We have the whole world to explore now.
scr_alface
W-well, of course I'm going to go out and...
Um...
No, I should be honest!!
I'm gonna stay inside and watch anime like a total loser!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
EVERYONE!!! A CELEBRATION!!! TO BEING LOSERS!!
Heh. Papyrus has the right idea.
Losing to Frisk is the best thing to ever happen to me.
So I'm glad that we...
Huh? What is it, Asgore?
scr_asgface
Um... what's an...
...anime?
(Oh My God?)
(Frisk. Please.)
(Help me explain what anime is to Asgore.)
Y-you see, it's like a cartoon, but...
With With Sword's Gun's
So it's like a cartoon... But with swords?
So it's like a cartoon... But with guns?
Golly! That sounds neato!
Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.
H-hold on, uh... I think I have some on my phone.
Here, l-look at this!
...
...Oh, uh...
Um... that's the... That's the wrong...
Uh, nevermind.
Golly. Were those two robots...
...kissing?
Boy! Technology sure is something, isn't it?
Eheheh... yeah! It sure is!
Psst... F-Frisk.
Um, you've gotta tell me.
D... do you think Asgore and Toriel are...?
Uh, ever gonna get back together?
Yeah Nope
Error...
Y-yeah!!! Yeah, that's what I hope, too.
Just think about how cute they must have been together.
It's quickly becoming my number one ship of all time.
Tori and Gorey...
My... My old boss and his ex-wife.
...uh, that sounds a lot less cool all of a sudden.
...yeah, that's what I thought.
A woman can dream though, right?
And write fanfiction.
A LOT of fanfiction.
Frisk! I just realized!
Now that we aren't fighting each other...
I can finally ask you...
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
Would you like a cup of tea?
Yes No
Oh! Well!
Actually, the cup I had is cold now.
So you shouldn't have it.
But, I am so happy you said yes.
As soon as I can, I will make some more for you.
Then we can be great pals.
Oh...
Okay.
Frisk! Stop! You're breaking his big burly heart!
Um, it's OK, Undyne.
My heart's already broken.
ASGORE! STOP! YOU'RE BREAKING MY BIG BURLY HEART!
Y-yeah, Asgore. Don't break Undyne's heart.
That's my job.
OH MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE TRASH!!!
CAN I GO IN THE TRASH TOO?
Sure, Papyrus.
guess i have to go in the trash too.
scr_torface
Oh, may I enter the trash as well?
Uh, okay?
Am I invited to the trash?
SURE!!! WHY NOT!!!
On second thought, do not put me in the trash.
Oh...
OH MY GOD!!!
(If you leave here, your adventure will really be over.)
(Your friends will follow you out of the underground.)
Don't I'm leave ready
Oh my...
Isn't it beautiful, everyone?
Wow... it's e-even better than on TV.
WAY better! Better than I ever imagined!
Frisk, you LIVE with this!?
The sunlight is so nice... and the air is so fresh!
I really feel alive!
HEY SANS...
WHAT'S THAT GIANT BALL?
we call that "the sun," my friend.
THAT'S THE SUN!? WOWIE!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY MEETING THE SUN!!!
I could stand here and watch this for hours...
Yes, it is beautiful, is it not?
But we should really think about what comes next.
Oh, right.
Everyone...
This is the beginning of a bright new future.
An era of peace between humans and monsters.
Frisk...
I have something to ask of you.
Will you act as our ambassador to the humans?
(Be the ambassador?) Yes No
WOWi, Nice error.
YEAH! FRISK WILL BE THE BEST AMBASSADOR!
AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
WILL BE THE BEST MASCOT!
I'LL GO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION!
IT'S OK FRISK! I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE AMBASSADOR...
I CAN DO IT FOR YOU!!!
Frisk...
You came from this world, right...?
So you must have a place to return to, do you not?
What will you do now?
I want I have to stay places with you to go
(The door has no mail slot.)
(Slide the letter under?) Slide NO!!!!
(You slide the letter under the door and give it a knock.)
myinteract
(You'll keep the letter warm for a little longer.)
(It's a note from Alphys.)
(Read it...?) Read Do not
(It's hard to read because of the handwriting, but you try your best...)
Hey.
Thanks for your help back there.
You guys... Your support really means a lot to me.
But... As difficult as it is to say this...
You guys alone can't magically make my own problems go away.
I want to be a better person.
I don't want to be afraid anymore.
And for that to happen, I have to be able to face my own mistakes.
I'm going to start doing that now.
I want to be clear.
This isn't anyone else's problem but mine.
But if you don't ever hear from me again...
If you want to know "the truth."
Enter the door to the north of this note.
You all at least deserve to know what I did.
(That's all she wrote.)
(Buy chips for 25G?) Buy No
(There were no chips left in the machine.)
(The vending machine dispensed some chisps.)
(You didn't have enough gold.)
(You are carrying too many items.)
ini_read_real
bs
Cinnamon or butterscotch?
...wait. Do not tell me.
It is ERROR MESSAGE! Yes No
Is it Butterscotch? Yes No
Is it Cinnamon? Yes No
Hee hee hee. I had a feeling.
When humans fall down here, strangely... I...
I often feel like I already know them.
Truthfully, when I first saw you, I felt...
...like I was seeing an old friend for the first time.
Strange, is it not?
Well, thank you for your selection.
Oh... I see.
Well, thank you. Goodbye for now.
(Seems like you could skip Mettaton's monologue by turning him around now.)
(What will you do?) Skip Hear again
(You told Mettaton there was something cool behind him.)
though...
one thing about you always struck me as kinda odd.
now, i understand acting in self-defense.
you were thrown into those situations against your will.
but...
sometimes...
you act like you know what's gonna happen.
like you've already experienced it all before.
this is an odd thing to say, but...
if you have some sort of special power...
isn't it your responsibility to do the right thing?
Yes No
ah.
i see.
...
heh.
well, that's your viewpoint.
i won't judge you for it.
(Ring...)
Hey!
This um, doesn't have anything to do with guiding you... but...
Uhh, hey, would you want to watch a human TV show together???
Sometime???
It's called, um, M...Mew Mew Kissy Cutie...
Sure! ...no...
R-really!?
It's so good! It's um, my favorite show!
It's all about this human girl named Mew Mew who has cat ears!
Which humans don't have! S-so she's all sensitive about them!
But like... Eventually!
She realizes that her ears don't matter!
That her friends like her despite the ears!
It's really moving!
Whoops, spoilers
Also, this sounds weird, but she has the power!
To control the minds of anyone she kisses!
She kisses people and controls them to fix her problems!!
They don't remember anything after the kiss I mean!!
BUT IF SHE MISSES THE KISS!!! THEN!!
Then, uh, and, uh, also I mean, of course
Eventually, she realizes that controlling people
OKAY WELL I almost spoiled the whole show, but
Uhhh, I think you'd really like it!!!
We should watch it! After you get through all this!
(Click...)
Um! Well! That's okay!
Just thought I'd!! Ask!!!
B-but I think you'd really like it!!
If you gave it a chance!!
Did y'hear!? You're back!
I'll tell you a big secret.
I'm starting a band, y'hear?
It's called the Red Hot Chibi Peppers.
All I've thought of is the name.
And I don't, play... Instruments, or sing.
Well! Do you think we'll be popular!!!
Yeah No
Yeah, me too...
(It's a lamp.)
(There's no lightbulb.) (A flashlight is stuck in the bulb socket.)
(The flashlight is out of batteries.)
sprite_index
Hey, hey! Did you remember my name?
(Did you?) Yes No
Wh-WHAT!? You REMEMBER!?
How could I be so easily defeateeeeeeeeed!?
Wh-WHAT!? You DON'T REMEMBER!?
(It's a small white dog.) (It's fast asleep...)
(Fight the dog?) Yes No
(Can't fight the dog.)
(Seems like the fabric it's sleeping on has too many holes in it.)
(Seems like the dog needs to "patch" the fabric.)
(Then you can fight the dog.) (... maybe.)
(Let sleeping dogs lie, instead of fighting them.) (That's how the saying goes.)
(Knock knock).
Oooooaaah ! Room service !
Got my "Sea Tea" ? Yes No
Room service never came . (Sigh ...)
Thanks a million .
(No response.)
scr_itemremove
removed
(You pour the Sea Tea under the door.)
HUH !?!?!?!? That's just the way I want ! Here's a tip .
(You got 99G.)
...No you don't .
Then ...!?
Got my "Cinnamon Bun" ? Yes No
Thanks a trillion .
(You flatten the Cinnamon Bun until it's paper thin.) (You slide it under the door.)
(You hear shuffling.)
(Seems like you could put something under the door.)
Put No Put
(...)
(But you didn't have anything appealing.)
type
(You put a Hot Dog in front of the door.)
(A white paw shoots out from under the door.)
(It tries to pull the Hot Dog into its room...)
(But it keeps pressing down too hard, and the hot dog keeps spinning away.)
(It finally succeeds.)
(You hear the grinding of stone.)
(A single hushpuppy slides out from under the door.)
(You got Hush Puppy.)
(You put a Hot Cat in front of the door.)
(You hear growling...)
(You put a Dog Salad in front of the door.) (It slides underneath.)
(The Dog Salad was absorbed by the darkness.)
(You put a Dog Residue in front of the door.)
(It slides underneath the door, as if pulled by a magnet.)
(ZOMMM!!!) (It shoots back out at a high speed!)
(Two Dog Residues slowly slide back out from underneath the door.)
Yes, we know. The elevator to the city is NOT working.
Because of this incident, rooms are running at a special rate!
200G a room. Interested? Stay Do not
Did you enjoy your stay?
What? Room... Key?
No, we don't do that.
If you leave your room, you'll have to pay again.
Fabulous! We'll escort you to your room!
...that's not enough money.
Do let us know if you change your mind. Have a sparkular day!
...MY ONE TRUE LOVE?
(YOU LOOK BORED, DARLING.)
(I WANT THIS TO BE A STELLAR PERFORMANCE, SO IF YOU WON'T GIVE IT YOUR ALL...)
(THEN I'LL SKIP AHEAD FOR THE AUDIENCE'S SAKE.)
(Perform?) Yeah Skip this
(UNDERSTOOD.) (LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD!)
(KA-SIGH...) (THE SHOW MUST GO ON!)
Interesting.
You want to go back.
You want to go back to the world you destroyed.
It was you who pushed everything to its edge.
It was you who led the world to its destruction.
But you cannot accept it.
You think you are above consequences. Yes No
Exactly.
Then what are you looking for?
Perhaps.
We can reach a compromise.
You still have something I want.
Give it to me.
And I will bring this world back.
Then it is agreed.
You will give me your SOUL. Yes No
Then stay here for all eternity.
Then, it is done.
hey.
is your refrigerator running?
yes no
nice. i'll be over to deposit the brewskis.
ok, i'll send someone over to fix it.
thanks for letting me know.
good communication is important.
Error
Struggle
Undyne
(Saved)
Alphys
(Saved)
Papyrus Sans
(Saved) (Saved)
Toriel Asgore
(Saved) (Saved)
Someone else
Asriel Dreemurr
Dialing...
This is TORIEL.
You only wanted to say hello...? Well then.
'Hello!'
I hope that suffices. Hee hee.
You want to say hello again?
'Salutations!'
Is that enough?
Are you bored? I should have given a book to you.
My apologies.
Why not use your imagination to divert yourself?
Pretend you are... A monarch!
Rule over the leaf pile with a fist of iron.
Can you do that for me?
Hello, my child.
Sorry, I do not have much to say.
It was nice to hear your voice, though.
This is TORIEL.
Help with a puzzle...?
Um, you have not left the room, have you?
Wait patiently for me and we can solve it together!
You want to know more about me?
Well, I am afraid there is not much to say.
I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!
Huh? Did you just call me... "Mom"?
Well... I suppose...
Would that make you happy?
To call me... "Mother?"
Well then, call me whatever you like!
...huh???
Oh, heh.. heh... Ha ha ha!
How adorable... I could pinch your cheek!
You can certainly find better than an old woman like me.
Oh dear, are you serious...?
I do not know if this is pathetic, or endearing.
And after you said you want to call me "mother..."
You are an... ... "interesting" child.
Dialing...
...
But nobody came.
Nobody picked up.
The ringing is coming from inside your inventory.
faceemotion
Dialing...
Hey, you silly child.
If you want to talk to me, I am right here.
(Somewhere, signals deflected by a dog.)
scr_papcall
(No response.) (Their phone might be out of batteries.)
scr_torcall
(The box is aclog with the the hair of a dog.)
Welcome to your new home, innocent one.
Allow me to educate you in the operation of the RUINS.
faceplate
You can certainly find better than an old woman like me.
You encountered the Dummy.
Froggit attacks you!
Froggit hopped close!
Whimsun approached meekly!
Froggit and Whimsun drew near!
Moldsmal blocked the way!
frisk
room_goto_next
allow
l_char
Is this name correct?
spec_m
hasname
A name has already been chosen.
You must choose a name.
aaaaaa
Not very creative...?
asgore
You cannot.
toriel
I think you should think of your own name, my child.
sans
nope.
undyne
Get your OWN name!
flowey
I already CHOSE that name.
chara
The true name.
alphys
D-don't do that.
alphy
Uh.... OK?
papyru
I'LL ALLOW IT!!!!
napsta
blooky
............ (They're powerless to stop you.)
That's a little on- the-nose, isn't it...?
asriel
...
WARNING: This name will make your life hell. Proceed anyway?
catty
Bratty! Bratty! That's MY name!
bratty
Like, OK I guess.
MTT
metta
mett
OOOOH!!! ARE YOU PROMOTING MY BRAND?
gerson
Wah ha ha! Why not?
shyren
...?
aaron
Is this name correct? ; )
temmie
hOI!
woshua
Clean name.
jerry
Jerry.
bpants
You are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
gaster
game_restart
Name the fallen human.
If you are reading this, I messed up somehow.
Error!
You ate the Monster Candy.
Very un-licorice-like.
...tastes like licorice.
You hit the Croquet Roll into your mouth.
You ate the Croquet Roll.
You threw the stick. But nothing happened.
You threw the stick and the dogs ran to get it. You played fetch for a while.
You threw the stick and the dog ran to get it. You played fetch for a while.
You throw the stick. Papyrus brings it back in his mouth.
You raise the stick. Madjick mistakes it for a magic wand.
curtype
You throw the stick. Mettaton catches it in his mouth and winks.
You threw the stick away. Then picked it back up.
You re-applied the bandage.
Still kind of gooey.
You ate the Rock Candy.
You ate the Pumpkin Rings.
You ate the Spider Donut.
Don't worry, Spider didn't.
You ate the Stoic Onion.
You didn't cry...
You ate the Ghost Fruit.
You drank the Spider Cider.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
The smell reminded ASGORE of something...
ASGORE's ATTACK down! ASGORE's DEFENSE down!
The smell reminded the Lost Souls of something...!
You ate the Butterscotch Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You equipped the ribbon.
You equipped Toy Knife.
You equipped Tough Glove.
You equipped Manly Bandanna.
You ate the Snowman Piece.
You're just great!
You look nice today!
Are those claws natural?
You're super spiffy!
Have a wonderful day!
Is this as sweet as you?
(An illustration of a hug.)
Love yourself! I love you!
Mmm! Tastes like puppies.
You eat one half of the Bisicle.
You eat the Unisicle.
You eat the Cinnamon Bunny.
You eat the Temmie Flakes.
You eat the quiche.
You equipped the Old Tutu.
You equipped Ballet Shoes.
OOOORAAAAA!!! You rip up the punch card!
Your hands are burning! AT increased by
But nothing happened.
You deployed the dog.
You eat the Dog Salad.
Oh. Tastes yappy...
Oh. Fried tennis ball...
Oh. There are bones...
It's literally garbage???
grt
The rest of your inventory filled up with Dog Residue.
You finished using it.
An uneasy atmosphere fills the room.
You used the Dog Residue.
You eat the Astronaut Food.
You eat the Instant Noodles.
They're better dry.
nood
You eat the Crab Apple.
You eat the Hot Dog...?
You eat the Hot Cat.
You eat the Glamburger.
You eat the Glamburger. The audience loves the brand.
You drink the Sea Tea.
But SPEED restricted by web.
Your SPEED boosts!
You drink the Starfait.
You eat the Starfait. The audience loves the brand.
You eat the Legendary Hero.
ATTACK increased by 4!
You equipped the glasses.
You equipped the Torn Notebook.
You equipped the apron.
You equipped the Burnt Pan.
You equipped the Cowboy Hat.
You equipped the Empty Gun.
You equipped the locket.
You equipped the dagger.
About time.
Right where it belongs.
You consume the Bad Memory. Your HP was maxed out.
You consume the Bad Memory. You lost 1HP.
Through DETERMINATION, the dream became true.
The dream came true!
You tried to open the letter, but...
It's been shut so tightly, you'd need a chainsaw in order to open it.
(Maybe if you check the lab door, you can slide it underneath...)
OH MY GOD!!! I'M GONNA FREAKIN' KILL YOU!!
You eat the Popato Chisps.
You eat the Junk Food.
You eat the Junk Food. The audience is disgusted.
You used the Mystery Key. But nothing happened.
You used the Mystery Key. The door's lock clicks...
...as you fail to fit the key into it.
You used the Mystery Key. Mettaton pretends it isn't there.
You used the Mystery Key. The red house's door was unlocked.
The key disappeared.
You ate the Face Steak.
You ate the Face Steak. The audience goes nuts.
You eat the Hush Puppy. Dog-magic is neutralized.
You eat the Hush Puppy.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed. Almost.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You ate the Snail Pie. Your HP was maxed out.
You donned the Temmie Armor.
Ring... Ring...
(There's no response...)
HMMMM... THE STRANGE DOOR IN THE WOODS.
ACTUALLY, MY BROTHER SPENDS A LOT OF TIME HERE.
WHAT'S HE DOING...?
I'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW!!!
ARE YOU STILL AROUND THAT DOOR?
OH NO!!! MY BROTHER'S A BAD INFLUENCE!!!
THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL...
BUT, EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE'S SLACKING OFF.
IT'S A GOOD THING I SPOTTED YOU FIRST!
I'M SURE HE WOULD HAVE MADE A WEIRD FIRST IMPRESSION.
IF HE'S NOT AROUND, HE WON'T COME BACK...
THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE FUNCTIONS.
WHAT??? ARE YOU LOST???
HMMM... YOU SHOULD TRY CALLING SOMEONE FOR HELP!
HUH??? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME??
IT'S TOO COLD TO SWIM IN THE RIVER.
UNLESS YOU HAVE A WATERPROOF SWEATER!
IT'S JUST A RIVER.
NYEH HEH HEH!! IMPRESSED!?!
NOT ONLY AM I GREAT AT PUZZLES...
BUT I'M ALSO AN ESTEEMED ARCHITECT!!!
MY BROTHER HELPED ME FIND THE BOX!
THE STATION OF DOGGO.
HE HAS THE AMAZING POWER TO SEE THINGS WHEN THEY MOVE.
OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT AN AMAZING POWER.
DOGGO'S NOT HOME.
CAREFUL!! THE ICE IS SLPPERY.
BUT IF YOU SLIDE ON THE ICE, NO ONE WILL ATTACK YOU.
NO ONE WANTS TO PRATFALL DURING A COOL TECHNIQUE.
I'M COLD OUT OF THINGS TO SAY.
IT MUST BE TOUGH BEING A SNOWMAN.
TRY TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE MADE OF STRANGE MATERIALS.
IS THAT SNOWMAN STILL THERE?
OH HO! THE ELECTRIC MAZE! THAT SURE WAS FUN!
EXCEPT FOR WHEN I GOT SHOCKED.
DISAPPOINTING, BUT I TURNED OFF THE ELECTRICITY.
THE FAMOUS SNOWDIN SNOWBALL GAME.
FASTER COMPLETION GIVES DIFFERENT PRIZES.
WHERE DOES THE MONEY COME FROM?
THE SNOWBALL TAX, OF COURSE!!
WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A SNOWBALL TAX?
THE SURFACE WORLD MUST BE PARADISE...
THE STATION OF THE MARRIED DOGS...
HMMM. DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT DOING THAT SOMEDAY?
MARRYING A DOG?
NAH... THAT'S WEIRD.
THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY.
LIKE SKELETONS!!!
HMM... CROSSWORD. I GUESS IT'S AN APT NAME.
THOSE WORDS MAKE ME CROSS!!!
ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THAT WORD SEARCH?
AH, THE SPAGHETTI TRAP ROOM...
ERROR????
I STILL HAVE TO GO VISIT IT...
THE SPAGHETTI YOU LEFT ME IS STILL THERE!!!
WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TRAP ANYMORE...
SINCE YOU ATE THE WHOLE THING, RIGHT!?
NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF SPAGH...
THIS ROOM IS NORMALLY BLOCKED BY THOSE SPIKES.
BUT WE'RE THINKING OF GETTING RID OF THEM...
THE KING RELEASED A MANDATE ON PUZZLES RECENTLY.
HE THINKS SPIKES ARE INEFFECTIVE AND HAZARDOUS TO KIDS.
BUT I THINK HE'S WRONG!!!
KIDS LOVE DEADLY SPIKES!!!
IF YOU KNOW ANY KIDS, YOU SHOULD ASK THEM!!!
HMMM... THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONE...?
I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES.
SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME.
I'M SOLVING IT AS WE SPEAK...
OH-HO!!! THIS PUZZLE!
YOU FIGURED IT OUT SO EASILY!!
THAT WAS VERY PAPYRUS OF YOU.
TALKING ON THE PHONE... HOW PAPYRUS OF YOU.
OH-HO!!! THE PUZZLE THAT DR. ALPHYS MADE!
I HAD TO ASK UNDYNE TO ASK HER TO MAKE ONE.
I ONLY FOLLOW HER ONLINE...
I'M NOT REALLY FRIENDS WITH HER...
YET!!!!
SOMEDAY I'LL IMPRESS HER WITH MY HUGE BICEPS...
THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
THE STATION OF LESSERDOG.
THIS DOG LOVES TO BE PET.
THAT'S ITS DEFINING PERSONALITY TRAIT.
WAIT, WHY ARE THEY A ROYAL GUARD AND NOT ME!?
I LOVE TO BE PET TOO!!!
SIGH... IT'S ALL JUST A PUPULARITY CONTEST.
WE WERE GETTING BORED WAITING FOR YOU...
SO I BUILT A SNOW-PAPYRUS!
AND SANS... DID HIS THING.
ACTUALLY, IT'S ONE OF HIS BETTER LUMPS.
I ALWAYS JUMP OVER THE GAP INSTEAD OF SOLVING THE PUZZLE.
SANS NEVER SOLVES IT EITHER.
HE ALWAYS JUST... UM...
GETS ACROSS.
I THINK HE HAS A SHORTCUT OR SOMETHING.
GYFTROT LIVES NEAR THERE. THEY LIKE GIFTS.
DON'T WORRY IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD SOMETHING NICE.
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
SO IMAGINE YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY...
DID YOU MEET GYFTROT?
MY SIGNAL IS GETTING WEAK.
LOOKS LIKE THE PHONE WON'T WORK PAST HERE.
SO THERE'S NO REASON TO GO FURTHER.
HELLO.
THE STATION OF GREATERDOG.
HE LOOKS A BIT LIKE A CERTAIN DOG I DON'T LIKE.
BUT GREATERDOG DOESN'T COLLECT ANYTHING.
HE'S ONLY A KLEPTOMANIAC FOR AFFECTION!
HE'S AMASSED A LARGE COLLECTION OF HUGS AND PETS.
THIS BRIDGE LOOKS DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S VERY STABLE.
IN FACT, IT'S JUST A ROCK FORMATION I PAINTED OVER.
I THINK IT LOOKS MORE DRAMATIC THAT WAY.
I ADDED THE ROPE, TOO.
SNOWDIN... HOME OF PAPYRUS!
THAT'S THE SLOGAN, RIGHT???
I'M PETITIONING TO CHANGE THE SLOGAN.
THAT FURRY PERSON THROWS ICE ALL DAY.
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES.
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES.
Hey, I know! Alphys told me...
It goes to Hotland to cool down the CORE!
WOW, UNDYNE!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED NERDY STUFF!
JUST STRENGTH AND FIGHTING...
Are you kidding!? Why wouldn't I!?
The brain's the biggest muscle of all!!!
HYPNOTIZING, ISN'T IT???
THE INN'S A GREAT PLACE TO STAY.
THE LADY WHO RUNS IT IS REALLY NICE.
SHE ALWAYS GIVES ME A LOLLIPOP AND A PAT ON THE HEAD.
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A RESERVATION???
Hey, I always stay there when I come to Snowdin!
I used to stay at Papyrus's, but...
His couch is like, lumpy and jangly?
And his brother kept making 100's of midnight snacks.
And Papyrus himself doesn't??? Know how to sleep?
Yeah, just sleep here.
GRILLBY'S... IT'S DARK AND FULL OF GREASE.
PURGATORY OF FRIES... HAMBURGER ABYSS...
ANYWAY, MY BROTHER PRACTICALLY LIVES HERE.
I'M NOT COMING TO GRILLBY'S.
GRILLBY'S? WE'RE TOO REFINED FOR THAT GREASEHOLE.
WOAH, if you go, you HAVE to try the cheese fries.
They're AMAZINGLY bad for you!!
Oh, sorry, Papyrus, were you saying something?
JUST MONOLOGUING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR GREASE!!!
OUR FEELINGS FOR GREASE RUN DEEP LIKE A RIVER.
Grease, I...
I... ...
I want you in all my food!!!
I LOVE THE LIBRARY. THE BOOKS ARE ALL ARRANGED BY COLOR..
THIS SENSE OF ORDER!!! IT FILLS ME WITH POWER!
WHAT'S A LIBRARY CARD?
I couldn't get enough books when I was a kid.
I tore through all sorts of 'em!
I ripped through tons of 'em!
I kicked 'em into shreds!!!
But now I think reading's cool.
WOW! IT ONLY TOOK YOU FOUR SECONDS TO CALL ME!!
YOU MUST BE VERY DESPERATE FOR MY HELP!!!
WELL! DO NOT FEAR! THIS IS PAPYRUS'S HOTFUL HELPLINE!
JUST DESCRIBE YOUR LOCATION, AND...!
I WILL DESCRIBE SOME HOT TIPS!
SO, WHERE ARE YOU?
...
...YOU'RE STILL IN MY ROOM??
HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED A... DOOR?
WAIT! DON'T WORRY! I'LL DRAW A DIAGRAM FOR YOU!
HOLD UP! I'M STILL DRAWING!
WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN OUT OF MY ROOM.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START OVER FROM SQUARE ONE!
FIRST: DO YOU KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!?
DO I KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!?
YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE. GOOD CHOICE!
THOUGH I GUESS IT'S TECHNICALLY SANS'S HOUSE TOO.
BUT I PREFER NOT TO DISCUSS HIS PART OF IT.
HIS ROOM IS... IT'S LIKE ANOTHER WORLD!
A WORLD WHERE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO VACUUM.
YOU'RE BEST STAYING AWAY FROM THAT STRANGE PLACE.
THIS IS WHERE I TRIED TO CAPTURE YOU!
WHAT A TERRIBLE MEMORY!
...
Yeah!! This is the best room for snow-wrestling!!
SNOW WRESTLING IS WHEN SHE SNEAKS UP ON YOU FROM BEHIND,
THEN TACKLES YOU AND YELLS "SNOW-WRESTLING!"
IT'S... NOT THE BEST GAME.
Well, you know what I think?
WHAT?
Snow-wrestling!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
We'll have to play sometime!
WATERFALL... I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO INFORM YOU!!!
UH, I DON'T HAVE ANY FACTS ABOUT THIS ROOM.
If you're going to Snowdin, I won't have much to say.
BUT I WILL!!
There's the rub, right?
WHAT!? THERE'S A RUB? WHERE!?!?
In Snowdin, duh!!!
I'LL DO MY BEST TO FIND THE RUB.
Hey, I think I found something!
OOH, WHERE?
AND WHAT'S THIS HORRIBLE NOOGIE?
It's the rub!!!
MY BROTHER HAS A STATION HERE.
YES, HE MANS TWO STATIONS AT ONCE.
AMAZING, ISN'T HE?
HE SLACKS OFF TWICE AS MUCH AS NORMAL!!
NORMAL FOLKS CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SLOTH...
This is Papyrus's brother's station.
I'm always catching him slacking off, or sleeping...
But his results are JUST good enough to not fire him.
Well, except today.
He didn't tell me ANYTHING about you.
JUST scraping by the bare minimum every time...
I guess it's kind of impressive...?
ROCKS?
IT MUST BE ONE OF UNDYNE'S INGENIOUS PUZZLES.
YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!!!
BE WARY OF ROCKS.
God, I was supposed to build a puzzle for this room...
But I HATE puzzles.
So I just put a huge pile of rocks upstream.
What??? Don't judge me!!!
My lack of creativity's making your life easier!
WHERE'D YOU GO!? I CAN'T SEE YOU!!!
OH WAIT, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE.
ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?
So you found the room behind the waterfall...
When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there.
That means NEVER!! I HATE RELAXING!!
I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
Nah, I'm joking.
WOWIE, I HAD AN AWKWARD TIME IN THIS ROOM EARLIER.
GOOD HEAVENS YOU WEREN'T AROUND TO SEE IT!!
YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE IT!
I LOVE THAT FACT, AND REPEATING IT!
This is the room where I first spotted you.
You have NO idea how many spears I wanted to throw!!!
But, um, that sea- grass is under scientific protection.
What!!!!! That's a real thing!
A BRIDGE GROWS IF YOU ALIGN FOUR BRIDGE SEEDS.
BUT THAT'S SORT OF LIMITED IN USEFULNESS.
WHY DON'T WE HAVE AIRPLANE SEEDS???
OR, PHONES THAT CAN TURN INTO JETPACKS???
Wait, did you actually DO the puzzle!?
You can't just jump across!?
You can't do the jimpity jumpity joodle!?
The limpity loppity leap!?
HMMM... THIS PUZZLE...
I'VE GOT IT!!!
TRY TO BUILD A BRIDGE WITH THE BRIDGE SEEDS!!
I'M HELPING.
Alphys helped measure out the mud tiles for this puzzle.
It was a lot of work, but we got to make sand castles after.
We're a good team. She's great at building them...
And I'm great at wrecking them!!
There's barely even a trace of 'em now...
WHAT'S BETTER THAN A BENCHFUL OF QUICHE?
What's better than a benchful of quiche?
THE WISHING ROOM. DO YOU HAVE A WISH...?
NYEH HEH HEH!! I HAVE ONE!!!
I WISH I WAS TALKING TO MY COOL FRIEND!!!
LOOK!!! IT'S COMING TRUE!
WHAT WILL YOU WISH FOR?
Every day, people come here and wish to the stars...
I won't let them down!!!
I'll make everyone's wishes come true!!
I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS...
SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS.
I'll make most people's wishes come true!!!
What, you have a wish?
Add it to the pile, punk.
THERE ARE MANY ANCIENT PLAQUES HERE.
WATERFALL IS PRACTICALLY A HISTORY MUSEUM.
EXCEPT WITH MUSCULAR SEAHORSES.
HI?
Along these walls lies our tragic history...
Tragically BORING!
Why can't our history be COOL ANIMATIONS like the humans'!?
Someone at LEAST engrave a plaque with swords and kissing!!!
Come on, don't act like your history's not COOL!!
ANOTHER HARMLESS AND VERY SAFE CORRIDOR...
ALL THANKS TO ME!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
HEH!!!!!
This is where I threw all those spears at you...
That was fun!!! Let's do that again sometime!!
Come on! Don't fear the spear!
WATCH YOUR STEP!
UNDYNE REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS GRASS FOR SOME REASON.
ARE YOU WATCHING?
If it wasn't for that grass, I'd have kicked your...
Uh, if not for that grooty, I'd have kicked your booty.
Don't ask me what a grooty is!!!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABLES LYING AROUND HERE?
Where are all these tables coming from?
HUH? SANS ISN'T PLAYING WITH HIS TELESCOPE?
WOWIE!!! MAYBE HE WENT TO WORK!!!
WOW!!! AM I ALLOWED TO BE PROUD???
HUH? MY BROTHER? OF COURSE HE HAS A TELESCOPE.
SANS LOVES OUTER SPACEY SCI-FI STUFF.
HMM? HE NEVER TOLD YOU??
YEAH, SANS NEVER TELLS ANYBODY ANYTHING!
THANKS FOR CALLING.
Hey, here's a neat party trick.
Try talking to the southern wall!
First you have to throw a party though...
Hey, you should make it a costume party!
Then Papyrus can have someplace he seems normal!!!
Oh! I should invite Alphys, too!
ICE CREAM? THANKS, BUT I LIVE IN SNOWDIN!
THERE'S ICE CREAM ALL OVER THE GROUND!!!
that's called snow.
SANS!!! I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION!!
I'M FLATTERED HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ICE CREAM.
me too.
NO YOU AREN'T!!
Ugh, ice cream!? Sugary... COLD... Talk about GROSS.
Now this chilly pink stuff that Alphys makes me...
THAT rules!!!
I'll also drink it if it's heated up.
SOMETIMES, PRIZES ARE HIDDEN UNDER THE GRASS.
TREASURES LIKE MUD, OR DIRT.
DID YOU FIND THE TREASURE?
There's normally a pair of old shoes in that seagrass.
Strangely, they're made for someone without fins or claws.
What kind of monster is like that...?
Oh, wait!? What about a slime monster!?
Wait, those don't have feet at all!
Well, if they fit you, you might as well take them.
Whoever wore them isn't coming back!
A BIRD MONSTER?? TRY TALKING TO IT!!!
OR YOU COULD PUT ME ON THE LINE!
I'VE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD TWEETS.
(HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS)
DID THE BIRD LIKE MY TWEETS???
That bird will carry anyone past the gap. It NEVER says no.
When I was younger, it gave me a lift. It took an hour...
But this bird NEVER once thought of giving up!!!
Cherish this bird.
Well??? Are you CHERISHING???
CHERISH HARDER!!!
ONION?
HUM HUM HUM...
Onion...?
...?
I'VE HEARD A SHY MONSTER LIVES AROUND HERE.
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMEONE TO OPEN UP...
YOU SHOULD ENGAGE THEM IN COMBAT!!!
Oh yeah, Shyren lives around here.
I used to give her piano lessons.
She was really talented... for someone with no fingers.
One day, she stopped coming to her lessons, though...
How did her song go again...?
HUH!? ARE YOU SERENADING ME!?
OH NO!!! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH!!!
LET'S WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT OUR ADVENTURES!!!
Yeah!! YEAH!!! I made this puzzle!!
Really, it was just an excuse to put a piano here.
I love FIGHTING THE IVORIES!!!
Maybe I'll play you something sometime!
HMMM...
THERE'S SOMETHING ANNOYING ABOUT THIS ROOM.
BUT I CAN'T QUITE PLACE MY FINGER ON IT...
THEN MY PLACE MY WHOLE HAND ON IT...
THEN PET IT AFFECTIONATELY...
Huh!? Did you solve the puzzle!?
No one has ever... I've been waiting so long for someone to...
I mean, uhhh, big deal! Whatever!
Guess I've gotta find a new mystic artifact.
A MYSTERIOUS STATUE...
WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?
AM I ON HOLD???
That statue's been here forever...
No one knows where it came from.
Hey, you figured out how to get the music to play...?
Nice, isn't it?
ALWAYS CARRY AN UMBRELLA IN CASE IT RAINS!
YOU KNOW. JUST KEEP A FEW IN YOUR POCKETS.
NOTHING LIKE A HOT BUCKET OF 'BRELLAS...
Those umbrellas were ASGORE's idea.
He says he doesn't want anyone to catch a cold.
Waterfall's underwater citizens couldn't care less, though.
Did you get a 'brella?
YOU CAN SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN A PUDDLE, BUT...
DON'T LET A BODY OF WATER DETERMINE YOUR SELF-WORTH!!!
HMMM? YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH A FRIEND?
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO ME...
YOU'LL MAKE THEM JEALOUS!
CALLING AGAIN...?
What!? You're at my FAVORITE SPOT!?!?
You'd better jump in at least 1000 puddles for me!!!
Have you reached triple digits yet!?
WHERE ARE YOU? I HEAR WATER.
ARE YOU IN THE TOILET?
ALSO, WHAT'S A TOILET?
This whole area's like a little nature trail.
It's nice to have a rainy spot away from civilization...
Though, with the city filling up, who knows how long that'll last.
Well?! Are you enjoying nature!?
THAT'S THE KING'S CASTLE...
SEEMS YOU CAN FINALLY SEE THE END.
ASGORE's castle...
Guess there's no stopping you, huh?
SEEMS LIKE THE PHONE CONNECTION'S GETTING WEAK...
BETTER NOT GO PAST THAT POINT.
The trail dead-ends here, unless you can jump.
Honestly, I can't believe I expected you to go this way.
What was I thinking???
...and how was I right???
Don't explain it!!
FLOWERS...?
DO ANY OF THEM TALK!? SAY HI FOR ME!!!
FLOWERS ARE OUR BEST FRIENDS!!
Those flowers...
One day, they just started to grow there.
I swear, it's like they have a mind of their own.
That's ridiculous though!
GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!!
AFTER ALL, I'M HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH!
HIS NAME'S TRASHY. HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN.
YOU DIDN'T THINK I DIDN'T NAME MY GARBAGE, DID YOU?
That's where I met Alphys for the first time!!
I was looking for cool swords, when I saw her...
Uh, standing there, staring into the abyss.
She looked pretty... Um... ... contemplative.
So I asked her where she thought the abyss led to!
She looked up at me, shocked, and went red in the face.
But I'm scary, so I'm used to that kinda stuff!
Then she kept explaining all her different theories.
She went on for hours! I was so captivated!
After that, I kept running into her here.
And now we're friends! Yeeee hawww!!!
Oh my GOD! Don't make me tell this story AGAIN!!!
I KNOW WHY YOU CALLED ME.
I ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER...
WHEN THEY'RE DOWN IN THE DUMPS!!!
...
I'VE SPENT TOO LONG WITH MY BROTHER TODAY.
FORGET I SAID THAT.
The garbage dump!! So many great things come from there!!
The only reason we have modern technology...
Is 'cause of all the human junk that flows from the surface!
Plus, it's a GREAT place to meet girls.
Wait! Don't quote me on that one!!!
HEY! YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE!
THAT'S TO THE LEFT-UPWARDS. LUPWARDS.
ALL THE OTHER DIRECTIONS GO TO THE WRONG HOUSE.
NORTH: GHOST HOUSE.
EAST: TURTLE HOUSE.
SOUTH: TRASH HOUSE.
WEST: BIRD HOUSE.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE NEAR UNDYNE'S HOUSE.
HEY! WE SHOULD GO VISIT UNDYNE!
I'm right here!
I LOVE WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER! NYEH HEH HEH!!!
Well, I think we should hang out with Papyrus.
REALLY??? CAN WE???
THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE.
LET'S GO THERE AND HANG OUT SOME DAY!!!
STILL WAITING OUTSIDE HER HOUSE...?
YEAH, I DO THAT SOMETIMES, TOO!
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE SKELETON IN FRONT.
IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO...
UHHH?
Huff... puff...!
YEAH!!! That's MY HOUSE!!!
HI UNDYNE! HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST?
I ran.
WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!!
SOMEDAY I WANT TO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU.
SO YOU RAN HERE JUST TO BE ON THE PHONE???
Yep!
THEN YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING...
EXTREMELY COOL TO SAY ABOUT YOUR HOUSE!!!
Nope!!!
That's my house.
Or, it WAS my house, until we set it on fire.
But hey, can't say I've never done that before!!
Hey, if you find any cool swords in the wreckage...
You know where to find me.
OH, THAT'S THE HOUSE OF... UM... UNDYNE'S NEIGHBOR.
WHAT WAS THEIR NAME AGAIN?
SPOOKY BLOO BLOO?
NAPPER HOG...?
That's Napstablook's house.
They kind of keep to theirself, but... That's a good ghost.
I try to be a good neighbor, but I think they're scared of me.
C'mon, what's scary about a good-natured invite to wrestle!!?
They're incorporeal anyway!!!
SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST...
ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY?
I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM AND CUDDLY...
LIKE SKELETONS!!!
VERY SOFT, AND FULL OF CALCIUM.
Oh, you're hanging out with Napstablook!? That's great!!!
I haven't seen them hanging out with anyone since...
Well, their cousin.
They would both watch TV at all hours of the day...
Then they would practice these weird performances.
Where'd they go...?
Don't feel like you have to live up to their cousin!
Just be your lovable old garbage self!
THAT HOUSE USED TO BE HAUNTED.
BECAUSE A GHOST LIVED THERE.
BUT THE GHOST MOVED AWAY.
IT'S AN UN-HAUNTED HOUSE.
BY THE BY, BREAKING INTO A HOUSE...
THAT'S ILLEGAL, RIGHT???
PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES.
WHAT?
You broke into Napstablook's cousin's house!?
That's... That's...!
Hey, what was their name, anyway?
HAPPSTABLOOK, THE HAPPY GHOST.
Okay, that's DEFINITELY wrong.
IT'S NOT WRONG. IT'S JUST MY HEADCANON.
Seriously, though, stop committing ghost crimes.
THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER.
ROUND, SLOW...
AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME???
EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
Napstablook's family used to run this farm, but...
They've all... Passed on...
...to different jobs, since there's not much business here.
Them and their cousin stayed behind to run the family farm.
But no one's seen their cousin for a long time.
Now Napstablook's all alone...
Be nice to them, okay!?
Cherish this ghost!!!
IF YOU SEE A SHOP, YOU SHOULD STOP...
DROP, AND ROLL...
INTO SOME GREAT DEALS!!
BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A FIRE SALE!!
AT MY IMAGINARY STORE, WHICH SELLS FLAMES.
YET ANOTHER DREAM OF MINE.
Hey!
That's the store of Gerson, the Hammer of Justice!
The toughest monster that ever lived...!
He fought in the war between humans and monsters...
And he survived! He's a real hero!
Are you gonna buy something?
IS THE RIVER PERSON THERE TODAY?
ARE THEY?
That river connects to Snowdin and Hotland.
If you need to get from one place to another, jump in!
Look, that's all we got for public transport, OK!?
So what?
WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER?
I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP.
PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!!
A field of echo flowers...
They babble back and forth to each other...
...until their words become meaningless noise.
Creepy, huh?
Stop calling me from that creepy room!!
WHAT? MUSHROOMS? CAN YOU EAT THEM?
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T EAT THEM???
I'D TRY EATING THEM.
Once you get familiar with this room...
You don't even need to light up the mushrooms!
I mean, the path to Temmie Village is never lit up here.
But why would you wanna go there!?
It's down south if you want to avoid it.
LANTERNS? UM, OKAY...
CAN YOU EAT THEM???
I'M SERIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS HERE.
You don't even need to light up the lanterns!
...yeah.
Whatever.
HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER.
THAT'S JUST A GUESS.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
That's where I first talked to you!
Weren't you SUPER terrified?
I practice that monologue ALL the time in the mirror!
UNDYNE???
I mean!!! Uh!!! No I don't!!!
OH. I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK.
DO YOU WANT TO PRACTICE MONOLOGUES TOGETHER...?!!
UH!!! NO!!! I DON'T!!!!
ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE!
Do you have a monologue for EVERYTHING?
ECHO FLOWERS...
THERE'S ONLY ONE TALKING FLOWER FOR ME!!
Fields of flowers, whispering everybody's hopes and dreams...
NGAHHHH!!! IT FILLS ME WITH POWER!!!
NGAHHHH!!
EACH AREA HAS TO HAVE A PRECARIOUS BRIDGE.
IT'S MANDATED BY THE GOVERNMENT.
OF COURSE, KING FLUFFYBOY WANTS TO UNMANDATE IT SAFER.
WHY!!? WON'T HE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?
SPIKES. DANGER BRIDGES. THE PILLARS OF YOUTH.
This room...!
Error?
That sure was a tense scenario.
I just wanted to help that poor kid, but...
I thought if I tried, you'd attack me!
Thankfully, you ended up saving them.
I'd actually... Forgotten what had happened here.
You just let that poor kid drop to the floor.
Maybe you were just afraid.
But if I hadn't been around, then...?
That's when you ran away when your friend asked for help!!!
Though, who can blame you for fleeing from certain death...?
ME!!!! I'm still TOTALLY disappointed!
That's the WIMPIEST thing you've EVER done!
Apologize to your poor friend, OK, buster!?
THIS IS WHERE ELDER PUZZLER LIKES TO STAND.
BLOCK-PUSHING. KEY-GATHERING. TEDIOUS AGONY.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR ROOTS!
IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT OUR PUZZLING ROOTS.
Yeah, someone else has to care so I don't have to!
BUT UNDYNE, DON'T YOU LIKE TRADITION?
I worked in an office pushing blocks for a month!
My respect for block puzzles was depleted by corporate life.
WHAT!? YOU THREW AWAY MY DREAM LIFE!!!
THE LIFE OF A SIMPLE SALARYMAN...
COMMUTING EVERY DAY ON A TRAIN FULL OF SPIKES...
(I won't tell him that's not how it works...)
UNDYNE, DID YOU REALLY HAVE AN OFFICE JOB?
Well, it was more of a, uh, community service thing.
THAT'S UNDYNE!! ALWAYS HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY!
Uh, yep! Totally of my own volition there!
THAT'S UNDYNE'S DRAMATIC CRAG.
SHE'S ALWAYS POSING ATOP IT.
MUMBLING SOMETHING TO HERSELF...
I THINK IT'S SOMETHING SHE HAS TO MEMORIZE.
Oh my GOD!!! Wasn't this room the BEST!?
Like when I decided to NOT do that BORING monologue...
And then went TOTALLY off-the-cuff!?
Or when I almost killed you with spears???
Or when I almost killed you with MORE spears???
Aw man. I should have taken photos.
Think about how cute a little scrapbook would be...
NOW I WANT A SCRAPBOOK OF MY FIGHT TOO!!!
Let's start a photo company for boss fights!
ONE WEEK LATER, SAMPLE GLOSSIES IN THE MAIL.
Relive the memories...
Going off-the-cuff... It helped that I... Uh.
Completely forgot the words to my monologue, anyway...
HEY... ISN'T THIS WHERE I CALLED YOU?
I HAVE A PHOTO- GRAPHIC MEMORY FOR PHONE CALLS.
HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG WITH UNDYNE?
This is where I was chasing you...
But you got a phone call, so I had to wait.
OH! THAT WAS ME!
What!? What were you even calling about!?
I WAS JUST SAYING WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT.
As I was trying to kill them!?
WELL!! NOBODY STARTS AS GREAT FRIENDS!
Nobody starts as great friends, huh?
THAT'S THE RULE.
Well, you're gonna END as my great friend!!
N... NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
OH!!! YOU'RE IN HOTLAND NOW!!!
...HEY SANS, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THERE?
don't worry. i am.
PHEW!
FINALLY, SANS IS DOING HIS JOB.
I can't believe Papyrus's brother was sleeping!!
I was counting on him to stop you!! UrrrrgHHHH!!!
HE'S GOTTEN REALLY OUT OF SHAPE. HE TIRES EASILY.
LATELY HE'S BEEN NAPPING OVER 7 HOURS A NIGHT...
HE'S NAPPING HIMSELF INTO AN EARLY GRAVE!!
I agree!! Your brother needs to...!
...wait, isn't that just called sleeping?
UNDYNE!! NO!!! NOT YOU TOO!!!
Wait. Papyrus... When do YOU sleep?
I'M USUALLY TOO BUSY TO SLEEP. WHY???
Well, I was just thinking...
If you're not using that cool car bed, can I have it!?
A WATER COOLER...? IN HOTLAND??? THAT'S WEIRD.
SHOULDN'T IT BE A FIRE COOLER INSTEAD?
WHAT'S A WATER COOLER DO, ANYWAY?
MAKE WATER... COOLER?
SO IT GIVES IT SPIKES AND MAKES IT GLOW?
Thank God for that water cooler, huh?
Actually, you can thank Alphys...
She put it there just for me.
Now I can take a drink on the way to her lab.
Though, usually I'm not wearing 100 pounds of armor...!
Thanks for giving me that water, I guess.
A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT!
HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!!
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S REAL.
DID YOU TELL HIM?
You're at Alphys's lab? Is she there...?
Hey, tell her I said hi, okay!?
And, tell me how she's doing!
And tell me if she needs anything, and...
Wait! No! Don't ask any of that!!!
But she's fine, right!?
(There's some strange interference...)
YOU'RE IN HER ROOM, UNINVITED? WOWIE...
THAT'S EXTREMELY CREEPY.
MAYBE DON'T DO THAT.
What!? You're in her room!?
Get out of there!
Unless, um, she invited you...
No wayyyy!!! That did NOT happen!
Stop that!
HOTLAND, HUH...
I KNOW IT LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND...
WHICH, SINCE I'M ALWAYS WEARING GLOVES...
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT!!!
MY KNOWLEDGE QUANTITY IS STAGNANT.
NEITHER OF US KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOTLAND.
So we'll just have to COMBINE OUR POWER!!!
ZERO PLUS ZERO IS STILL ZERO.
Yeah, but it's a BIG zero!!!
THE BIGGEST ZERO!
HEY, YOU SHOULD COME TO SNOWDIN AND VISIT ME!
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A FEW THINGS.
A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT.
No WAY!!! Come to Snowdin and visit ME!!!
WHAT??? WE'RE IN THE SAME LOCATION!!
Wrong! I'm standing slightly to the right!!
Come on!!! Make your choice!!!
CONVEYOR BELTS EVERYWHERE?? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IMAGINE RIDING ONE TO GET TO WORK OR SCHOOL.
RIDICULOUS.
NOW ICE AND SPIKES, THERE'S CONVENIENCE!!!
GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND.
I rode on a conveyor belt once.
I learned pretty fast that they make me sick.
DID YOU HURL??
Yeah, like 9000 times!! It was awesome!!
STOP CALLING AND MAKING HER SAY GROSS THINGS.
STEAM VENTS? WOW... THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
WHAT IF YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS?
GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!!
Steam vents? I think Alphys told me about those.
The CORE cools off by releasing steam through those...
And at the same time, it doubles as transport!
Pretty cool, if you aren't wearing a dress!
Huh!? Did you put on a dress?
ORANGE AND BLUE LASERS, HUH?
JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT THE COLORS MEAN.
BLUE MEANS JUMP...
AND ORANGE MEANS YOU'LL... SMELL LIKE ORANGES.
THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.
HAVE FUN!!
What!? Why'd I call Alphys about the weather?
Who CARES!?!? Isn't it natural to love meteorology!?
ZOINKS!!!
I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO HER.
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS WEATHER DOWN HERE!!!
YEAH!?!! THERE IS?!!?!
And I'm forecasting an incoming front of SHUT UP!!!
WOWIE!!! WILL I NEED AN UMBRELLA?
What!? What ABOUT this room!?
Oh, Papyrus. I can't stay mad at you.
IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU!
(PSST, WHEN WAS SHE MAD AT ME?)
IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY IN SCHOOL.
A REAL TEACHER...
WOULD NEVER ACCEPT DEADLY LASERS AS AN EXCUSE!!
GLAD! I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND!!
Huh? Those kids are skipping school?
...well, I can't blame them, school sucks!
We need to find some way to make it cooler...
Hey, what if I visited their school!?
Then I could beat up ALL the teachers!
Okay, maybe I wouldn't beat up a teacher...
OH NO! THE PUZZLES REACTIVATING...
CAUSED THOSE PEOPLE TO MISS THEIR WORK!?
yep.
that's why i'm missing work, too.
OH MY GOD!!! SANS, GO DO YOUR JOB(S)!!!
GLAD, I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND.
THEN WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING WORK!?!
I HEARD YOU GOT TO MEET METTATON!!
IS THAT TRUE!? CAN YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH!?
HE'S MY FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE!!
I WISH I LIVED IN HOTLAND!!!
Really? Careful, that dude gives me bad vibes.
WH-WHAT? BUT HE'S SO POPULAR...
I don't care about people just because they're popular.
WELL, YOU CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE POPULAR.
Pssshhht, what!? Popular with WHO?
YOU'RE POPULAR WITH ME!!!
Awww... Papyrus, you're popular with me, too.
AWW, WOWIE!! WAIT...
DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME...?
Let's not discuss this anymore.
WHAT? MY BROTHER'S ACTUALLY AT HIS STATION?
BUT SOMEHOW, HE'S SELLING HOTDOGS INSTEAD?
SLACKING OFF BY DOING WORK...
TRULY MY BROTHER IS A MASTER.
NO FURTHER COMMENT.
What? I thought he only had three stations.
NO, HE HAS... AT LEAST FOUR?
Who the heck keeps hiring this guy!?
Seriously!!
MY BROTHER ISN'T EVEN THERE???
WASN'T HE SLACKING OFF BY SELLING HOTDOGS?
NOW HE'S SLACKING OFF FROM SLACKING OFF...
WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS?
THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101...
CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!!
GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!!
Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea?
WHAT... IS IT?
Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop.
The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick...
Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!!
I HATE THIS.
You have to time the pukes!!!
Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!?
I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!!
SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT?
I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL.
CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE???
THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER??
DID YOU DRAW IT YET?
WHAT? HOW'S THIS PUZZLE WORK? UMMM...
WHOOPS, I THINK IT'S UNDYNE'S TURN TO TALK!!!
What!? No, I HATE puzzles! Papyrus, YOU do it!
WELL, ALPHYS MADE THE PUZZLE, RIGHT?
YOU SHOULD JUST CALL HER UP...
AND SAY IN A HOT VOICE...
ALPHYS... I NEED HELP WITH A...
(AUDIBLE WINK)
PUZZLE...
Oh my GOD! NO! Shut up!!!
FINE!!! GIVE ME HER NUMBER!!!
I'LL DO THE HOT VOICE!!!
NO!!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!
(AUDIBLE WINK)...
WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???
THE ROYAL GUARD PATROLS THAT AREA.
YES, LIKE SNOWDIN, HOTLAND HAS ROYAL GUARD MEMBERS.
WATERFALL DOESN'T NEED THEM BECAUSE IT'S GOT UNDYNE!!!
DID YOU SEE THEM?
Careful, the Royal Guard patrols that area.
I think it's RG01 and RG02 today...
It's funny, the bunny actually requested to be with the dragon guy.
It's nice when people are platonic friends like that!
I LOVE THE NEWS! IT'S SO INFORMATIVE...
AND FULL OF CUT- THROAT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION!!!
KA-WOWIE!
Yeah! You totally kicked his butt on the news!!!
And I bet Alphys was helping you, wasn't she?
Oh my god!!! You guys becoming friends...
It's kinda cute...
...I mean, uh...
I'm tough!!! I love to eat rocks!!
What!?!?
THE CORE... YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE, HUH...?
...
What!? No, we just became friends!!
You can't already be that close...
What?
IT MIGHT SOUND WEIRD THAT SPIDERS NEED DONATIONS.
BUT THINK ABOUT IT, THEY HAVE EIGHT FEET.
THAT'S FOUR PAIRS OF SHOES.
A SPIDER WEARING FOUR PAIRS OF PINK BOOTIES.
MEDITATE ON THIS IMAGE.
OM...
THE ENTIRE ROOM IS COVERED IN STEAM THINGIES?
OH MY GOD, CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE A BUS!?!?
HOTLAND STINKS...
DON'T TELL ME MORE OF THIS GARBAGE.
A WHOLE ROOM COVERED IN VENTS? OH NO...
Hey, did I ever tell you about my puzzle idea?
It's a maze full of steam vents...
But the steam vents are on conveyor belts, and...
OH MY GOD!!! I HATE THIS!?!?
ITS BEST IF YOU DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.
LASERS ON CONVEYORS? NO THANKS.
SOUNDS LIKE MY LEAST FAVORITE NIGHTMARE.
LASERS ON CONVEYORS? ARE YOU SERIOUS???
Hey, this reminds me of a puzzle idea.
OH MY GOD??? NO??? WHY????
I THOUGHT YOU HATED MAKING UP PUZZLES!!
Yeah, but I love driving you crazy!
PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING HER.
WHERE DID THAT TABLE COME FROM?
DOES IT BELONG TO THE MOUSE??
EH???
Where are all these tables coming from?
MAYBE THEY BELONG TO THE MOUSE.
What would a mouse need a table for?
TO PUT THE CHEESE ON.
But where's the cheese come from!?
doesn't it come from milk?
OH MY GOD!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
WAIT, DOES IT COME FROM MILK??
WOW!!! THAT CHOREOGRAPHY!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FRIENDS...
WITH A BONE-A- FIDE OPERA STAR!!!
WOWIE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT TO DANCE WITH METTATON!
Big deal...
Earlier, the human and I danced with DEATH!!!
IS DEATH COOL?
Yeah, she's like super hot.
I WANT TO MEET DEATH...
WHAT? I? SCREAM?
SURE! I'LL TRY.
A. A. A. A. A.
I'M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.
A.
WHAT!? RG01 and RG02 are slacking off?!
Come ON! They should be KILLING you right now!
Not that I want them to, I mean.
But they could at least TRY, y'know!?
Oh yeah, that reminds me.
I told RG01 and RG02 that if they managed to nab you...
I'd take them both out for ice cream.
I hope you were able to avoid them.
Cause I HATE ice cream!!
I ALMOST CAPTURED YOU...
WHERE'S MY ICE CREAM.
A HOT-L...
THAT'S SHORT FOR HOTLAND, RIGHT?
A hotel?? Cool!! I've never stayed at a fancy hotel!
REALLY?? ME NEITHER.
Papyrus, we should go on vacation sometime!
YEAH!! LET'S VACATION TO A HOTEL!!!
Well, maybe we would go someplace besides the hotel, too...
OH, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
I WOULD NEVER TAKE A VACATION FOR ANY REASON.
A FANCY SCHMANCY RESTAURANT!?!?
AFTER TASTING MY COOKING, THAT SEEMS POINTLESS, RIGHT?
I BET THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE SPAGHETTI!
Woah!! A fancy restaurant!?
Are you treating us? Do they have steak?
PSHHHHHHT.
WHO NEEDS THAT! YOUR FRIENDS ARE GREAT CHEFS!
Well, maybe our cooking abilities aren't exactly perfect.
Nah!!! They totally are!! Eat up, punk!!
(You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.)
ISN'T FRIENDSHIP DELICIOUS?
CAREFUL. LOTS OF HOTELS ARE INFESTED NOWADAYS.
THEY CAN SLIDE UNDER CLOSED DOOR HOLES 1 INCH HIGH.
WHAT DO I MEAN? YOU'LL KNOW IT IF YOU SEE IT.
(You hear a muffled bark behind one of the doors.)
WHAT WAS THAT???
CAREFUL. I'VE HEARD THAT HOTEL HAS A DOG PROBLEM.
Oh? No pets allowed, huh?
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT PETS.
What's the problem?
THE PROBLEM IS... DOG.
What's wrong with dogs!?
NOT ALL DOGS. JUST THAT ONE.
What's WRONG with it!?
EVERYTHING.
So you hate this dog, but like weird talking flowers?
THE FLOWER IS MY FRIEND!
I mean, if having an imaginary friend makes you happy...
OH MY GOD!! HE'S NOT IMAGINARY! HE HAS A NAME!
What's his name.
FL...
FLOWERY?
Oh my GOD!!! You just made that up!!
OK, I DID!! BUT HE'S REAL!!
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HOTEL ROOM!?
...WHY?
MY GARAGE IS ALWAYS OPEN TO YOU!!
THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!
Heyyy!! Let's throw a room party!
We can order a pizza and stay up all night playing games!
PARTY "GAMES"? LIKE THE SIX- LEGGED RACE?
Nah, like "pillow fight the skeleton!"
H-HEY!!! NO PILLOWS FROM THE COUCH!
Aww, okay.
HEY!!! NO ENTIRE COUCH!!
Too late!!!
HEY, YOU DIDN'T HIT ME WITH MY ENTIRE COUCH.
Nah, why would I do that?
I'm saving it for the party!!
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LINGUINE?
LINGUINE. THE FLAT PASTA.
IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO TIE UP PRESENTS.
THE FLATNESS MAKES A NICE RIBBON.
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR?
C'mon, Papyrus. Think about it.
It stands for L-evator, duh!!!
IS ELEVATOR REALLY SPELLED THAT WAY?
Probably?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI?
RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA.
THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD.
YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE.
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR?
It stands for RED, 'cause that's the color of the lights!
I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE!
(The phone won't turn on.)
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R2.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI?
THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA.
IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW.
IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE.
WAIT, UNDYNE. IF THE R STANDS FOR RED...
WHAT COLOR DOES THE L STAND FOR?
Uhhhh...
Light green.
OH! OF COURSE!
WAIT. ISN'T THAT TWO WORDS?
light sea green.
THREE DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE!
light sea foam green.
AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L2.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LASAGNA?
I HOPE NOT. I DON'T MAKE LASAGNA ANYMORE.
THAT GLUTTONOUS DOG ALWAYS EATS IT FIRST!
FIRST MY BONES, AND NOW THIS...
THEN IT RETREATS INTO A SHALLOW BLUE BOX.
COVERS ITSELF WITH A BLANKET, AND SLEEPS...
OK, OK. I've got it.
The L stands for the color "Lime."
REALLY!?
I HATE LIMES.
What!? Limes rule!! I eat them whole all the time!!
WELL, ONE TIME I WAS GIVING MYSELF THE SPA TREATMENT.
I PUT THE LIME SLICES IN MY EYES, LIKE ON TV.
BUT IT STINGS!! HOW DO THEY DO IT!?
Oh my god! Those aren't LIMES! Those are CUCUMBERS!
I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REJUVENATING.
BUT IT WASN'T WORKING!
SO I JUST STUCK MORE LIMES INTO MY EYES.
Gross!! Why did you even do that!?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE HANDSOME, BISHONEN EYES.
LIKE METTATON... SIGH...
(He doesn't even HAVE eyes!!!)
THE ELEVATOR SAYS L3.
BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LUMACONI?
THAT'S THE SNAIL- SHAPED PASTA!
SANS BOUGHT SOME RECENTLY.
HE'LL PROBABLY FILL THEM WITH HOTDOGS AND SLIME.
HEY!! MAYBE HE'LL SHARE SOME WITH YOU!
MAYBE WE NEED TO THINK MORE ABSTRACTLY.
MAYBE THE L STANDS FOR...
LOVE.
But isn't love supposed to be FIERY RED!?
Like a cartoony human-heart?
BUT UNDYNE, DON'T YOU TURN PEOPLE'S HEARTS GREEN?
You make it sound like I give people nausea.
WELL, IT WOULD BE AN AFFECTIONATE NAUSEA.
Okay, yeah! That's me!
IT'S DECIDED!! L STANDS FOR!!
A HEART THAT UNDYNE HAS MADE NAUSEOUS?
THE ELEVATOR SAYS R3.
BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? ROTINI?
THE SCREW-SHAPED PASTA.
I USED IT TO HOLD MY SENTRY STATION TOGETHER.
MY WHOLE STATION IS MADE OUT OF CARDBOARDHYDRATES!
WAIT. WHAT IF R AND L.
STAND FOR RIGHT AND LEFT???
No WAY! That makes NO sense.
Cause if you face the opposite way, they'd be wrong!
BUT IF YOU FACE THE OTHER WAY...
HOW CAN YOU KNOW THEY ARE REALLY STILL WRONG?
Let's not get philosophical over the alphabet.
PAPYRUS? WHO IS THAT?
THIS IS... COOLSKELETON95.
SORRY. CAN'T TALK. I'M BUSY BEING POPULAR ON-LINE.
NYEH HEH HEH! ONLY KIDDING! YOU HAVE BEEN HAD!
IT WAS PAPYRUS PLAYING A SIMPLE GENTLEMAN'S RUSE!
WINK!
YOU CAN SEE ME WINKING, RIGHT.
Papyrus... Why are you wearing those?
PAPYRUS?
EXCUSE ME? I AM THE VERY COOL ONLINE GUY,
COOLSKELETON95.
What? No! You're Papyrus!
(UNDYNE!!!) (SHHH!!!)
(YOU'RE GOING TO REVEAL MY SECRET ONLINE PERSONA!)
FINE then! I'm not Undyne!
The name's... StrongFish91!
WHAT!? REALLY!? OH NO!!!
STRONGFISH!! PLEASE BRING BACK MY FRIEND UNDYNE!
Uh, OK.
AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE.
COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL.
UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE.
Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental!
UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE.
Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...?
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH...
Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess!
It took forever to hose everything off.
WOW! I SAW IT! THE MULTICOLOR TILE PUZZLE!
YOU DID IT!! MY DIRECTIONS HELPED YOU!!
I'M A GOOD EXPLAINER!
NYEH HEH HEH!
SEEMS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO COMPLETE IT.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE PREPARED NEXT TIME!
I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT ALL AGAIN!
YOU SEE, RED TILES ARE IMPASSIBLE.
PINK TILES DON'T DO ANYTHING.
GREEN TILES ARE...
PLAID TILES ARE...
HEADING INTO THE CORE...? HMMM.
YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CALL PAST THERE.
I KNOW! IT SOUNDS AWFUL!
HOW WILL YOU GET BY WITHOUT ME?
WELL, I HAVE CONFIDENCE YOU WILL FIND A WAY!
I WILL TALK TO YOU AGAIN, SO DO NOT WORRY!
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE!
QUIT IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE!
The CORE is a huge tower of electric energy.
So I don't think your phone will work through it...
OH NO!
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITHOUT US...?
You have something you have to do, right...?
Well...
Even without words, we'll be with you in spirit, OK!?
YEAH! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF US!
We're counting on you, so don't mess it up!
We're not going to say goodbye to you just yet!
A POSTER FOR METTATON'S SHOW?
THAT'S NEATO. I WANT A POSTER FOR MY PUZZLES!
AND MAYBE A FEW OPENING BANDS.
THEY COULD PLAY MY THEME SONG!
I JUST NEED TO GET A THEME SONG.
Oh! And I want a poster for all of my big fights!
A REAL EVENT! WE COULD HAVE A LIVE BAND!
And a barbeque!
AND FIREWORKS!
And a second barbeque!
WON'T YOU JUST EAT BBQ INSTEAD OF FIGHTING?
Let's do it!
We could use the spears as kabob skewers!
AND BONES AS KABONE SKEWERS!
What's a kabone?
LIKE A KABOB BUT WITH ONLY BONES.
DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET?
WAIT. SPIDERS DON'T HAVE FEET.
DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FINGERS?
JUST CURIOUS.
HEY, UNDYNE. DO SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET?
No, ducks have webbed feet.
DUCKS CAN SPIN WEBS!?
Yeah, haven't you seen a duck wrap up a loaf of bread?
Then suck all of its guts out with its fangs?
BREAD HAS GUTS?
Yeah. They just take 'em all out before they sell it.
WOW!! YOU'RE REALLY SMART, UNDYNE!
(I thought he knew I was joking...)
Papyrus, wait, you know I'm joking, right...?
OF COURSE!
EVERYONE KNOWS SPIDERS HAVE WEBBED FEET.
(The signal is clogged with cobwebs...)
I'VE HEARD THERE ARE TWO GROUPS OF SPIDERS.
ONE IN HOTLAND, AND ONE IN THE RUINS.
SINCE THE SPIDERS CAN'T CROSS THE COLD OF SNOWDIN.
THEY NEED SOME KIND OF TRANSPORT.
LIKE A TANDEM MOTORCYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS.
OR A UNICYCLE WITH EIGHT WHEELS!
I WONDER IF ANY OF MY ONLINE FANS ARE SPIDERS.
Do spiders even use the internet?
are you kidding? spiders love to surf the web.
SANS!
YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING.
FANGS FOR VISITING MY WEB-SITE.
THAT'S WHAT SPIDERS LIKE TO POST.
HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS SCIENCE HOUSE.
the sign outside says "lab."
LAB?
like... laboratory.
LABRADOR... Y?
DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE DOGS INSIDE?
i mean.
i wouldn't rule it out.
STRANGE DOG'S HOUSE...
That's Alphys's house.
Hey, why don't we all go over and watch anime?
ANIME?
ISN'T THAT A KIND OF CARTOON FOR SMALL CHILDREN?
Oh my GOD!!!
Anime isn't just for kids! It's deep! It's EMOTIONAL!!!
IS (THE SOUND A BABY MAKES) AN EMOTION?
YEah CAUSE It'S HoW I'M FEElinG RIGHT NOW!!!
WAIT...
UNDYNE, DO YOU LIKE ANIME?
UH OH!!!
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY.
MAYBE I ACTUALLY DO LIKE ANIME!
You don't have to say that, Papyrus.
MAYBE I'M A BABY WHO LOVES CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT, PAPYRUS!!
What!? Royal Guards are blocking the way!?
Then I'll tell them to...!
Well, nothing, I guess.
I already told them to seek out and destroy you!
And I can't just tell them I've changed my mind.
You see, Alphys showed me these animations about...
Uhhh, humans? So I can learn their weaknesses?
And one of them is about this human that, uh...
Well, suffice to say, they can control people's minds!!!
Surprised? I know your kind's hidden power!
Anyway, I told my crew that if I ever defended a human...
I must be under some kind of mind control!
And to disregard EVERYTHING that I tell them!
So, sorry... But my hands are tied.
By the way, that animation is really good!
I'm not going to tell them to let you by!
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.
(Noticed you received a text from Toriel.)
Dear Frisk,
Sans and Alphys are teaching me how to text. I am learning so much.
For example: Do you know what a "smiley" is?
Please look at this:
]: )
Now turn your head to the left.
It is a picture of me smiling at you! Can you see it?
L-O-L! (That stands for Lots of Laughter.)
Sincerely, Toriel
(That's all for now.) (Maybe in the next room, you will receive another.)
(TORIEL sent you a message.) Dear Frisk,
How are you? You have been wandering around for quite some time now.
I hope you are not getting into trouble.
Only kidding. L-O-L!
Sincerly, Toriel
PS - Do not get into trouble.
(TORIEL sent you a message.) Excuse me,
I did not mean to write "sincerly." I meant to say "sincerely."
It is difficult to use this with large hands.
Perhaps I should ask Sans to transcribe for me.
(TORIEL sent you a message.) Sans will be typing from now on.
(TORIEL sent you a message.)
hey frisk. it's torrrrrieellll
i just baked 1000000 pies. do you want any?
make sure to brush your teeth before crossing the street, frisk
I did not say any of that.
Greetings. This is Sans. I love my brother very much.
help im being slandered
This is Sans. Frisk, did you know that I love to "get owned?"
I also think Toriel is very good and fhfjkehfeaufsisf
Excuse me
.
(TORIEL sent you a message titled "Cat Video.")
(Inside, she meticulously describes a video she saw of a small, white animal.)
(There is no link or attachment to watch it.)
Fwd: send this 2 some1 u care about... or a skeleton will rattle his bones at u
Thought you might enjoy this. ]: )
(It's ASCII art of a snail.)
Undyne and Papyrus want to cook something together with me.
Sans is telling me that they are excellent chefs.
I am excited. ]: ) Maybe if you are lucky, you can have some!
If Sans and I started a band, do you know what we could call it?
"Dreemurr" and "Femur." L-O-L!
PS - That is only a joke. Do not refer to me as Dreemurr.
Undyne is very strong.
Papyrus made a bet with her that she could not lift everyone here up.
She could.
The only trouble is that she did not know how to put everyone down.
Alphys is telling me many interesting facts about the human world.
Quite a few of them are wrong, though.
Frisk, you did not tell her anything funny, did you? ]: )
I heard that using the computer for too long is bad for you.
However, I have not seen you use the computer at all.
You must be very healthy! How nice.
I think I may have to turn off the phone for now.
Your friends are all very lovely people!
I think I will spend this time getting to know them better.
Be good, alright?
Sincerely, Toriel.
(Toriel has not sent any more messages.)
You tripped into a line of Moldsmals.
A pair of Froggits hop towards you.
Moldsmal and Moldsmal block the way.
Migosp crawled up close!
Vegetoid came out of the earth!
Loox drew near!
Vegetoid and Loox attacked!
Loox and co. decided to pick on you!
A pair of Vegetoids came out of the ground!
A pair of Loox decided to pick on you!
But nobody came.
Here comes Napstablook.
Here comes Napstablook. Same as usual.
Toriel blocks the way!
Doggo blocks the way!
Lesser Dog appears.
Dogi assault you!
It's the Greater Dog.
Papyrus blocks the way!
Papyrus is sparing you.
Gyftrot confronts you!
Chilldrake saunters up!
Snowdrake flutters forth!
Chilldrakes flutter forth!
Icecap struts into view.
Icecap and Chilldrake pose like bad guys.
Icecap and Snowdrake pose like bad guys.
Jerry clings to you!
Icecap appears. Jerry came too.
Icecap and Snowdrake confront you, sighing. Jerry.
Aaron flexes in!
Special enemy Temmie appears here to defeat you!!
You walk into Moldsmal.
Woshua shuffles up.
Shyren hides in the corner but somehow encounters you anyway.
Mad Dummy blocks the way!
You shouldn't read this.
Mettaton attacks!
Royal Guard attacks!
Tsunderplane gets in the way! Not on purpose or anything.
Vulkin strolls in.
Pyrope bounds towards you!
Woshua and Aaron appear.
Moldbygg and Woshua appear.
Muffet traps you!
Madjick pops out of its hat!
Knight Knight blocks the way!
Final Froggit was already there, waiting for you.
Astigmatism drew near.
Whimsalot rushed in!
Whimsalot and Final Froggit appeared.
Whimsalot and Astigmatism appeared.
Final Froggit and Astigmatism appeared.
What a nightmare!
Mercenaries emerge from the shadows.
Defuse the bomb!
Defuse the dog!
bombtype
Defuse the extremely agile glass of water!
Extremely Agile Glass Of Water
Defuse the script!
Script Bomb
Defuse the basketball!
Basket Bomb
Defuse the present!
Present Bomb
Defuse the game!
Game Bomb
Tsunderplane attacks! Not because it's jealous Vulkin is paying attention to you!
The rare and threatening Double Davis.
A strange parade blocks the path.
Mettaton EX makes his premiere!
Smells like sweet lemons.
,
It's so cold.
drew near!
It's the Amalgamate.
The Lost Soul appeared.
The Lost Souls appeared.
In my way.
The heroine appears.
Glad Dummy lets you go.
Mettaton NEO blocks the way!
ASGORE attacks!
That doesn't seem correct.
Final Froggit stopped chasing Migospel around.
Parsnik slithered out of the earth!
You tripped over some Moldessas.
A line of Moldessas block the path.
Can you believe it?
Final Froggit hopped in...?
Whimsalot and Parsnik appeared.
Migospel flutters in, carrying Moldessa.
Migospel flutters in, carrying Parsnik.
Parsniks hissed out of the earth!
Not only potatoes have eyes.
Eyes appeared from the shadows.
Looks like a real party.
Party from Hell.
Glyde swooped in!
You're blocked in politely!
It's the end.
ASRIEL blocks the way!
ASRIEL's SOUL was awakened by the power of your friends!
It's time to say goodbye.
Welcome to the Sound Test! Listen to all your favorites. Press Left or Right to select. Press Z to play a song.
SOUND TEST
Happy Town
Meat Factory
Trouble Dingle
Gaster's Theme
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Thanks for your feedback! Be seeing you soon!
Yo! You're a ??? too, right?
Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same...
Except you don't exist?
Everything functions perfectly without you...
Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me.
An umbrella...? But it's not raining.
Ha, ha...
You know, that does make me feel a little better about this.
Thank you.
Please forget about me.
Please don't think about this anymore.
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Alphys might work faster. But the old Royal Scientist, Doctor W.D. Gaster?
One day, he vanished without a trace.
They say he shattered across time and space.
Ha ha... How can I say so without fear?
I'm holding a piece of him right here.
It makes sense why ASGORE took so long to hire a new Royal Scientist.
After all, the old one... Dr. Gaster. What an act to follow!
They say he created the CORE.
However, his life... Was cut short.
One day, he fell into his creation, and...
Will Alphys end up the same way?
I understand why ASGORE waited so long to hire a new Royal Scientist.
The previous one... Dr. Gaster.
His brilliance was irreplaceable.
One day, his experiments went wrong, and...
Well, I needn't gossip.
After all, it's rude to talk about someone who's listening.
(Ring... ring...)
Hello! Can I speak to G...
...Wait a second.
Is this the wrong number?
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Oh it's the wrong number! The wrong number song!
We're very very sorry that we got it wrong!
We're very very sorry that we got it wrong!
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(Ring... ring...)
U-uhhh... (Oh my god, help...)
I'd like to order a... Um... A pizza...?
With, uhh... The toppings are, uh...
I have them copied, I'll just paste them to you.
(Your phone is too old to receive texts...)
(It reads out loud, character- by-character, an ASCII art of an anime catgirl.)
...
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
DARK DARKER YET DARKER
THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING
THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER
PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT
SEEMS
VERY
INTERESTING
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK
UNDERTALE v1.00 (C) Toby Fox 2015
[PRESS Z OR ENTER]
Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS.
One day, war broke out between the two races.
After a long battle, the humans were victorious.
They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell.
Many years later...
MT. EBOTT 201X
Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return.
cold outside but stay warm inside of you
spring time back to school
try to withstand the sun's life- giving rays
sweep a leaf sweep away a troubles
(Ring, ring...)
heya.
is anyone there...?
well, i'll just leave a message...
well... just calling to say.
you made a snowman really happy.
...guess i should say something else, too.
it's been a while. shouldn't you SAVE?
well... just calling to ask.
did you ever take off that gross bandage...?
did you ever get something to eat?
you really like to challenge yourself, huh...?
well... good job.
just promise not to brag about it, okay?
alright, i've got the number.
so... it's been a while.
the queen returned, and is now ruling over the underground.
she's enstated a new policy...
all the humans who fall here will be treated not as enemies...
but as friends.
it's probably for the best, anyway.
the human souls the king gathered...
seem to have disappeared.
so, uh, that plan ain't happening any time soon.
but even though people are heartbroken over the king...
...and things are looking grim for our freedom...
the queen's trying her best not to let us give up hope.
so, uh, hey...
if we're not giving up down here...
don't give up wherever you are, ok?
who knows how long it will take...
but we will get out of here.
that's a promise.
SANS!!! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO???
oh, nobody.
WHAT!? NOBODY!?
CAN I TALK TO THEM TOO???
here, knock yourself out.
WAIT A SECOND...
I RECOGNIZE THIS NUMBER!!!
ATTENTION, HUMAN!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
AM NOW CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
IT'S EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DREAMED OF...
EXCEPT, INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, WE JUST WATER FLOWERS.
SO THAT'S EVER- SO-SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.
AND, WE'RE HELPING DR. ALPHYS WITH HER RESEARCH!
SHE'S GONNA FIND A WAY TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
UNDYNE IS HELPING HER TOO!
THOUGH, TO BE HONEST, HER METHOD OF HELPING...
SEEMS KIND OF...
EXPLOSION-INDUCING.
BUT I THINK ALPHYS LIKES HAVING HER AROUND.
UH OH!!!
HEY!!! HUMAN!!!
HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M DOING FINE!!!
WELL, BESIDES ONE THING...
THE QUEEN DISBANDED THE ROYAL GUARD.
SINCE WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT HUMANS ANYMORE.
WOW!!!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
BUT, THAT'S OKAY!
BECAUSE I'M STILL WORKING HARD!
EVEN IF IT'S ON NOTHING AT ALL!
SO DON'T FEEL BAD!
PAPYRUS IS FINE!
UNDYNE IS THE ONE THAT'S GOT IT BAD!
SHE LOST HER JOB...
THEN SHE LOST HER HOUSE...
IT WAS SAD... BUT WE'RE TAKING CARE OF HER!
SHE LIVES ON OUR COUCH NOW.
IT'S LIKE A SLEEPOVER EVERY NIGHT!
A SLEEPOVER THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM.
OH, WE GAVE HER A JOB, TOO.
SANS HIRED HER AT HIS ILLEGAL HOT DOG STAND.
SHE HATES WORKING THERE!
BUT SHE MAKES A MEAN HOT DOG.
OH YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, BUT...
SHE, UM, REALLY HATES YOU NOW.
EVEN MORE THAN SHE EVER HAS.
IT'S BECAUSE SHE MADE FRIENDS WITH YOU, THEN...
SHE SAID YOU KILLED SOMEONE?
I KNOW, THAT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS DOESN'T IT?
BUT SHE FEELS SO HURT AND BETRAYED.
AND ANGRY AT HERSELF, TOO.
SHE SAYS...
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY...
SHE EVER LET HERSELF BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU.
THAT SHE KNEW WHAT HUMANS WERE LIKE...
AND YET SHE STILL FAILED TO RESIST.
MORE PEOPLE GOT HURT BECAUSE OF HER MISTAKE.
I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTATE.
HOW MUCH SHE HATES YOU.
IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT...
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK HERE.
IF YOU DO, UNDYNE WILL DEFINITELY DESTROY YOU.
NOT EVEN THE QUEEN CAN STOP HER.
SO, UH... GOODBYE FOREVER.
I'LL MISS YOU, MY FRIEND.
AND YOU MADE ASGORE DISAPPEAR?
AND MADE ALPHYS DISAPPEAR, TOO.
SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
"I COULDN'T PROTECT HER...
IT'S HARD TO GET HER TO DO ANYTHING NOW.
I EVEN SUGGESTED WE TRY TO GET REVENGE ON YOU.
YOU KNOW, SO I COULD SEE YOU AGAIN.
BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
REVENGE WON'T BRING ANYBODY BACK.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
CAN YOU PLEASE BRING BACK HER FRIENDS?
IF YOU MADE THEM DISAPPEAR?
PLEASE...
UNDYNE'S NOT DOING VERY WELL.
BYE.
SHE STILL BLAMES YOU...
FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ASGORE.
SHE TALKS TO ME A LOT...
ABOUT GETTING REVENGE ON YOU.
SHE HAS A LUDICROUS PLAN...
TO CROSS THE BARRIER AND BEAT YOU UP.
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE IT'S NOT!!!
CAUSE I WANT TO GO WITH HER!
THEN I'D GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
EVEN IF I'D HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
WELL, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED!
AND KEEP IN TOUCH...
IT'LL MAKE OUR PLANS EASIER.
BYE!
AND ALPHYS' DISAPPEARANCE, TOO.
SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY.
SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE...
BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID, BUT...
Hey! What are you up to, punk!?
Ngahhhh!
PLEASE DON'T NOOGIE THE PHONE.
Hey! Who's in charge here!?
ME.
Oh... yeah, that's right!
I quit my job as leader of the Royal Guard.
Actually, since we won't be fighting anymore...
The Royal Guard totally disbanded.
There's, uh, only one member now.
BUT HE'S EXTREMELY GOOD.
Yeah!! He is!!! C'mere!!
PLEASE DON'T NOOGIE THE SKELETON.
Anyways, now I'm working as Alphy's lab assistant...
We're gonna find a way out of this dump once and for all!!
Oh, yeah, and I'm a gym teacher at the queen's new school.
Did you know I can bench-press seven children!?
Awesome, right?
Hey.
I'm sorry about what happened with ASGORE.
You were just doing what you had to.
It's not your fault he...
Ah, darn it.
I miss the big guy.
...
Come on, Undyne! Snap out of it!
Uh, I guess I'll tell you how Alphys is doing.
Well, she's the same as ever.
Maybe a little more reclusive than normal.
Seems like something's really bothering her...
But she can get through it!
I'm there supporting her!!
That's what friends are for, right?
Hey, where-ever you are...
I hope it's better than here.
It took a lot of sacrifice for you to get there...
So, where-ever you are...
You have to try to be happy, okay!?
For our sakes!
We'll feel better knowing our trouble was worth it.
We're all with you! Everyone is! Even the queen!
HEYYY! WAIT a second!
TORIEL! TORIEL! Do you wanna...?
Heh, she says she's busy.
BUT IF SHE KNEW WHO WE WERE TALKING TO...
we wouldn't get the phone back for at least a few hours.
WE HAVE THE MERCY TO SPARE YOU FROM HER!!
But call back any time, ok?! She'd love to talk!
oh, whoops.
this thing's almost outta batteries.
so, hate to cut this short, but...
be seeing you, ok, buddy?
BYE BYE FOR NOW!
See ya, punk!
H-hey, Undyne, are you okay...?
I'm fine. Why don't you talk for a while?
U... uh, okay!
Man, she's tsundere...
Um, hi...
S-sorry, I hate talking on the phone.
I don't really know what to say.
Hey, why didn't you tell me the queen was so cute?
Uh, I mean, uh...
Mettaton's doing OK!
And! Um!
I'm trying to figure a way for us to get out of here!
B-but I kinda have no idea what I'm doing.
I'll figure it out eventually, though.
The queen is a lot different from ASGORE...
She actually checks to see if I'm doing anything.
She's really turned this whole place around!
Oh! Hey! Wait a second!
Hey! TORIEL! Do you wanna talk to...?
Well, she says she's busy.
Oh, she SAYS she's busy.
IF SHE KNEW WHO WE WERE TALKING TO...
B-but, if you want to, call and talk to her any time.
Yeah! She'd be happy to hear from ya!
See ya, punk!
G-good... Good...
Hey, why do I have to be the one to hang up?
Eheheh... I hate goodbyes...
Um, we'll see you again someday!
mf
SPECIALK
the queen returned, and attempted to resume ruling the underground.
she enstated a new policy...
all the humans who fall here would be treated not as enemies...
...
but people REALLY didn't like that policy.
because of you, not only was the king gone...
but the human souls had gone missing as well...
along with the lives of countless citizens.
along with the life of...
along with the life of undyne, their greatest hero.
nobody wanted to see that happen ever again.
so the people started a rebellion to overthrow the queen.
but, she, uh, pretty much gave up peacefully when she realized.
so she went back to the ruins.
the underground's basically an uneasy anarchy now.
everyone's trying to live life like they always have...
but it's not really easy, you know?
when all of your hope has pretty much been thrown away...
undyne spearheaded the revolution, of course.
she was pretty mad after what happened to asgore.
she was pretty mad after what happened to asgore and alphys.
she threw the queen out of the castle with her strength.
then she became the empress of the underground...
and banished the queen back to the ruins.
seems like undyne's... hmmm...
even more vehement about destroying humanity than ASGORE.
...
but hey! it's not all bad!
she's not so lonely anymore.
me and papyrus go and visit her...
we bring her books from the library, or play games...
we've even convinced her to leave sometimes.
as long as me or papyrus stay behind to watch for humans.
but papyrus loves doing that.
YEAH!!! I LOVE STANDING IN FOR THE QUEEN!!!
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR WHEN A HUMAN COMES.
I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT MOM!!!
BY THE WAY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
OH, COOL. TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!
papyrus says hi.
well, i hope things are better where you are.
later.
when the queen went back to the ruins...
i decided to go with her.
and i took out some books from the library, too.
so she won't have to read the same ones.
she's a good roomie. we have a lot of fun.
you know.
sometimes the queen talks about...
how she'd like to see you again.
isn't that nice?
i don't have the heart to tell her what you did.
do you know how she'd react?
if i told her that 'cause she protected you...
...you went on to kill my brother...?
anyway, never come back here.
you are not welcome.
since you left, things down here...
are different.
with ASGORE gone...
undyne became the ruler of the underground.
she's decided to destroy every human that comes here.
and since the human souls disappeared...
she's also looking for a new way to break the barrier...
and when she does, she's going to wage war on humanity.
i mean, that was asgore's plan, too.
but he was really, uh, bad at it.
undyne has also expanded the royal guard massively.
she says the first thing she'll do after we get out of here...
is take her army...
and personally hunt you down and destroy you.
meanwhile...
i've been knocking on the door to the RUINs...
but the woman that's there hasn't been answering me.
maybe she's not feeling well?
heh.
or maybe she's not feeling anything at all...?
you'd better watch yourself, kid.
things are lookin real bad for you.
i've been knocking on the door to the RUINS...
but that woman hasn't been answering me...
HEY, SANS, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
oh, just the human.
OH, COOL.
WAIT, DID YOU SAY THE HUMAN!?
CAN I TALK TO THEM???
sure, knock yourself out.
HEY!!! UNDYNE'S THE EMPRESS NOW!!
IT'S AMAZING!!!
AND SHE APPOINTED ME TO BE...
THE MOST IMPORTANT ROYAL POSITION!!!
THAT'S IT. THAT'S LITERALLY THE TITLE.
WHAT DO I DO?
SHE TOLD ME TO, UM...
STAND AROUND AND LOOK CUTE.
WELL!!! THAT'S THE PERFECT JOB FOR ME!!!
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME, WITHOUT TRYING!!
FINALLY!! I'M IMPORTANT.
AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU,
AND THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU DID.
THANK YOU, HUMAN!
COME BACK AND VISIT SOMETIME!!
WAIT... UNDYNE WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU.
BUT... YOU'D GET TO SEE ME.
SO YOU GOTTA RISK IT!!!
YOU GOTTA!!!
SEE YOU SOON.
so, it's been a while.
since you left, things have... gotten interesting.
with ASGORE gone, the people looked to undyne to rule...
but she was nowhere to be found.
so mettaton just kind of... took over?
he's brainwashed everyone with his stupid TV show.
and made the underground into his personal paradise.
it's honestly... kinda disturbing.
as for me? oh, yeah...
i'm his agent.
HEY THERE, DARLING!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HARD WORK...
THANKS TO YOU, THE UNDERGROUND IS MORE EXCITING THAN EVER!
OOH LA LA... STATUES... MONUMENTS TO MY BEAUTY...
FLOWERS IN THE ARRANGEMENT OF MY NAME...
HEDGES IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE...
UNDER MY RULE, THE UNDERGROUND'S PROBLEMS ARE OVER, BABY!
CROWDING? DREARINESS???
WHO NEEDS THE SUN WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE SPOTLIGHT!!?
ECONOMIC COLLAPSE? EDUCATION PROBLEMS? WHAT!?
EVERYTHING'S COVERED IN GOLDEN GLITTER!
THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS, BEAUTIFUL!
AND, I'VE ENSTATED A NEW POLICY ON HUMANITY.
IF A HUMAN FALLS DOWN HERE...
THEY CAN JOIN MY FAN CLUB FOR FREE!
OH, YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING ABOUT ALPHYS.
DON'T WORRY!
I BUILT A STATUE OF HER, TOO.
REALLY THOUGH. I REALIZED I WAS...
NOT THE GREATEST TO HER.
SO I WENT TO APOLOGIZE.
AND, TO ASK HER TO HELP ME RULE.
BUT I COULDN'T FIND HER.
TRUST ME. I LOOKED.
ANYWAY.
I HOPE YOUR LIFE AFTER MEETING ME...
HAS BEEN WORTH LIVING.
IT MUST BE A STRUGGLE.
PLEASE, THINK OF ME ALWAYS.
JUST CONSTANTLY. THINK OF ME POSING. BEAUTIFULLY...
OH YESSSS!!!
OH YESSSS!!!
OH, MY OTHER AGENT WANTS TO TALK.
HEY!!! IT'S ME, PAPYRUS!!
IMAGINE ME WEARING COOL GLASSES, AND A SUIT.
AND IMAGINE SANS WEARING SUNGLASSES BEING A BOUNCER.
THAT'S OUR LIFE... IT'S SO COOL!!!
THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WAY BETTER SINCE YOU CAME HERE!!!
WELL, MINUS THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING SUCKS...
FOR ANYONE THAT DOESNT WORSHIP METTATON.
AND MINUS THE FACT THAT MY FRIEND UNDYNE IS MISSING.
WHO KNOWS WHERE SHE WENT.
SHE NEVER LIKED METTATON'S SHOW.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T TEND TO KIND OF...
DISAPPEAR.
I MISS HER A LOT SOMETIMES.
IF YOU SEE HER, CAN YOU TELL HER I SAID HI?
THANKS! SEE YOU LATER!
so.. it's been a while.
since you left...
things have gotten really strange.
overnight, a bunch of people mysteriously disappeared.
as well as the human souls.
people were heart- broken. everyone they looked up to...
everything they were relying on, in one night, disappeared.
everyone clamored to elect a new ruler as fast as possible.
so, uh... by process of elimination...
papyrus became the ruler?
why doesn't he talk to you about this...
HELLO!!! HUMAN!!!
IT'S STRANGE.
ASGORE, ALPHYS, METTATON, AND UNDYNE WENT AWAY.
SANS SAYS THEY WENT ON VACATION.
I HOPE THEY'RE HAVING FUN!!!
OH YEAH.
I'M THE RULER OF THE UNDERGROUND NOW!!!
EVERYTHING IS IMPROVING A LOT HERE.
PRODUCTIVITY IS UP!
BECAUSE I TELL EVERYONE TO KEEP WORKING.
AND, NO ONE GOES HUNGRY!!!
BECAUSE I COOK EVERYONE SPAGHETTI.
MEANWHILE, MY BROTHER HANDLES THE PAPERWORK.
STRANGELY... HE SEEMS TO BE WORKING HARD?
THIS SOUNDS MESSED UP... BUT...
I'M PROUD... OF HIM???
OH NO!!!!
AS FOR OUR HUMAN POLICY...
WE'VE DECIDED, UM.
SANS, WHAT WAS IT?
we can't judge humans to be all good or all bad.
RIGHT! SO IT'S CASE-BY- CASE!
IF THEY'RE EVIL... WE GIVE THEM PUZZLES!
IF THEY'RE GOOD... WE ALSO GIVE THEM PUZZLES!
THAT SEEMS TO BE THE BEST WAY!
IS SANS GONE?
YOU KNOW...
DON'T TELL MY BROTHER, BUT...
DESPITE THE IMPROVEMENTS WE'VE MADE...
SOMETIMES THIS JOB IS KIND OF HARD.
SINCE THE KING WENT AWAY...
LOTS OF PEOPLE JUST WANT TO GIVE UP.
SOMETIMES, EVEN MY BEST ENCOURAGEMENT...
DOESN'T WORK.
AND, AND, I MISS UNDYNE, TOO.
SHE NEVER ANSWERS MY PHONE CALLS...
SHE MUST BE HAVING A LOT OF FUN ON VACATION.
I JUST WISH SHE'D SEND A POSTCARD.
BUT HEY!!!
I WON'T GIVE UP!
I CAN'T GIVE UP!
I HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE GIVE UP GIVING UP!
WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE, SLOWLY!!!
THEN WE CAN ALL HANG OUT AGAIN!!!
NYEH HEH HEH!!!
it's been a while, huh?
things have gotten pretty bad here.
everyone considered a leader disappeared overnight.
it's gotten so quiet.
there's a bad feeling hanging over everyone.
like everyone's just going to die here, trapped in the dark...
...i bet you're wondering why i'm not the ruler.
eh.
i'm not cut out for something like that.
i like to take it easy, you know?
...that's a joke.
this is what happens when people like me take it easy.
see ya.
hey, at least things are less crowded.
'cause of all the people you killed.
hope that was a good experience for you.
just kidding. i don't really hope that.
go to hell.
it seems a number of important people disappeared overnight.
but no one else was harmed.
the people were confused. it was complete bedlam.
somehow, at the end of the day...
a small, white dog became president of the underground.
it sleeps on the throne and does absolutely nothing.
strangely, it seems this is the best life for everyone.
thanks.
i'll be honest.
i have no idea what happened for you to get here.
this is actually some sort of error- handling message.
so, if you're getting this ending...
tell whoever made the game, okay?
they'll fix it, or if it's a novel situation...
they might even add another ending to the game.
chances are, though...
you're just a dirty hacker, aren't you?
yeah, get outta here.
H... hey.
So... you're the one who killed all my friends.
I just called to tell you.
I hate you.
Yet... strangely... It's because of you, that...
That I was forced to become a better person.
When I first saw you hurting people...
I just sat there. Watching you.
I felt so guilty knowing I hadn't do anything to stop you.
I felt like all I do was...
Was hope you would destroy me, too.
But when Undyne called, with crazed desperation in her voice...
I... I realized I had to do something.
Even if it meant everybody would...
Have to learn the truth about me.
It's strange. You know?
Even after all the bad things I did.
People treated me like a hero.
And then they... Asked me to run everything.
So I'm trying my best, here.
I think I have some good policies, but, y-you know...
Talking to people still makes me nervous.
I'm no ASGORE, you know?
God... I miss everyone.
Now that they're gone, it...
It feels so clear what I should have done.
What I should have said.
Undyne... Asgore...
Mettaton...
At least Sans is still here.
He's... He's a good guy. And with him around...
I...
Sigh.
You know. Just daydreaming here. But...
I really should have killed you when I had the chance.
Why...?
Why did you let me go?
Don't you realize that being nice...
...just makes you get hurt?
Look at yourself.
You made all these great friends...
But now, you'll probably never see them again.
Not to mention how much they've been set back by you.
Hurts, doesn't it?
If you had just gone through without caring about anyone...
You wouldn't have to feel bad now.
So I don't get it.
If you really did everything the right way..
Why did things still end up like this?
Why...?
Is life really that unfair?
...
Say.
What if I told you...
I knew some way to get you a better ending?
You'll have to load your SAVE file, and...
You'll have to start over, and...
Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Dr. Alphys?
Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Undyne?
Well, in the meantime, why don't you go see Papyrus, then Undyne?
It seems like you could have been better friends.
Who knows... maybe she's got the key to your happiness...?
See you soon.
But, despite everything, your happy ending didn't come.
Why...?
I know why.
Go to Dr. Alphys.
Your date with her has really just begun.
So you went the whole way through without killing...
And then you decided to kill ASGORE?
What the hell is WRONG with you?
You COMPLETELY missed the point.
Are you trolling me?
Because.
No.
You are only trolling yourself.
What a waste of everybody's time.
All you had to do was make friends.
With Papyrus, Undyne, and then Alphys.
But you were too busy messing it up!
Hey.
Since you defeated me.
I've been thinking.
Is killing things really necessary?
I...
I honestly don't know anymore.
I have a request for you.
Prove to me...
Prove to me you are strong enough to survive.
Get here from the beginning.
Without killing a single thing...
...and I won't kill the king.
...and, maybe...
Then you'll have your so-called "happy ending."
So, what will it be?
Will you prove yourself?
Or will I get to watch you suffer...?
Either way, I'm interested!!!
Hee hee hee...
Interesting...
So, even with everything you did...
The outcome's still the same.
In the end, your choices were an illusion.
NOTHING you do really matters!
Hee hee hee!
...
Well.
You DID do what I told you.
I guess it's up to me to get you a REAL happy ending.
For starters, you can't do it by yourself.
Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys... these guys.
Are you friends with all of them yet?
Maybe you should go back and... "hang" with them.
The power of friendship...
That always saves the day, right?
So, killing people is ACTUALLY fine...?
Sure.
I'm glad we agree on the value of a life.
I've learned SO MUCH from you.
Though... are you REALLY gonna keep doing things halfway?
The amount of people you killed...
It's honestly DISAPPOINTING.
You IDIOT.
You really can't do ANYTHING right.
Why,
...?
Why?
WHY?
We were on our way to REAL victory...
On our way to making up for LAST time!
Why'd you have to SCREW IT UP?
Hahaha...
Is this REVENGE?
Making me watch you act so pure and happy, while I...?
Making me watch you live out your life, while I...?
...
No.
NO.
I KNOW what you're doing.
You just want to see what it's all like.
Before we TEAR IT AWAY from them.
Ahahaha...
Genius,
Well, I'll let you mess around.
I know you'll come back eventually.
And when that time comes...
I'll be waiting for you.
Why do you keep coming back here?
Oh, I get it. You wanna be friends, huh...?
You're PATHETIC.
You REALLY think I want to be friends with YOU?
Heh...
You really DON'T get it, do you?
There's only one person I could care about anymore.
And even then, I couldn't TRULY care about them.
I just like to think there's someone out there...
Someone that I won't get tired of.
Someone like ME.
Quit looking at me with that stupid expression.
You're pissing me off.
So you're here again.
What's wrong with you?
Are you trying to start the Flowey Fan Club?
Because if you want to join THAT...
You'll have to talk to Papyrus.
Yeah, he started one.
A few different times, anyway.
I won't lie.
He's one of the better characters to mess around with.
Took me a long time to get bored of that one.
...Yeah.
Talk to him about it.
So.
Did you start the Flowey Fan Club?
Ha. I'm just kidding.
I was watching. I know you didn't.
But I don't care. Really.
He probably would have invited his garbage brother.
You know. Smiley Trashbag.
Say.
If I have ONE piece of advice for you...
DON'T.
Let his brother.
Find out ANYTHING about you.
He'll... well...
Let's just say.
He's caused me more than my fair share of resets.
Stay away from that guy.
Why do you keep coming back here?
You don't REALLY want to be friends, do you...?
No. I get it.
You're just like me, aren't you?
You don't care about anyone.
You're just bored.
You just want to see what I'll say.
So you can laugh and throw me away like a broken toy.
Well, TOO BAD!
I'm not LIKE everybody else.
So, from now on...
You're not getting ANYTHING.
Don't you have anything BETTER to do?
Hi.
Seems as if everyone is perfectly happy.
Monsters have returned to the surface.
Peace and prosperity will rule across the land.
Take a deep breath.
There's nothing left to worry about.
...
Well.
There is one thing.
One last threat.
One being with the power to erase EVERYTHING...
Everything everyone's worked so hard for.
You know who I'm talking about, don't you?
That's right.
I'm talking about YOU.
YOU still have the power to reset everything.
Toriel, Sans, Asgore, Alphys, Papyrus, Undyne...
If you so choose...
Everyone will be ripped from this timeline...
...and sent back before all of this ever happened.
Nobody will remember anything.
You'll be able to do whatever you want.
That power.
I know that power.
That's the power you were fighting to stop, wasn't it?
The power that I wanted to use.
But now, the idea of resetting everything...
I...
I don't think I could do it all again.
Not after that.
So, please.
Just let them go.
Let Frisk be happy.
Let Frisk live their life.
But.
If I can't change your mind.
If you DO end up erasing everything...
You have to erase my memories, too.
I'm sorry.
You've probably heard this a hundred times already, haven't you...?
Well, that's all.
See you later...
UNDERTALE
UNDERTALE the Musical
DATE POWER
FRIENDSHIP
REEL IT IN!
CRIME
POPULATION
TENSION
DATING START!
HANGOUT START!
HERE WE ARE!!
ON OUR DATE!!
HANGING OUT!!
I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.
BUT DON'T WORRY!!!
YOU CAN'T SPELL 'PREPARED' WITHOUT SEVERAL LETTERS FROM MY NAME!!!
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I SNAGGED AN OFFICIAL
DATING RULEBOOK
HANGOUT GUIDEBOOK
FROM THE LIBRARY!
WE'RE READY TO HAVE A GREAT TIME!
LET'S SEE...
STEP ONE... PRESS THE [ C ] KEY ON YOUR KEYBOARD FOR
"DATING HUD."
"FRIENDSHIP HUD."
I THINK YOU ALREADY DID THAT...
OKAY, FORGET IT.
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WOWIE!!! I FEEL SO INFORMED!!!
I THINK WE'RE READY FOR STEP TWO!!!
"STEP TWO... ASK THEM
ON A DATE."
TO HANG OUT."
AHEM!
HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
WILL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!!
WILL HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!
Yes No
R-REALLY??? WOWIE!!!
FORTUNATELY, IT ONLY SAYS TO ASK!!!
I GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR PART THREE!!!
"STEP THREE... PUT ON NICE CLOTHES TO SHOW YOU CARE!"
...
WAIT A SECOND.
"WEAR CLOTHING..."
THAT THING ON YOUR BODY...
THAT BANDAGE HANGING OFF OF YOU...
THAT RIBBON IN YOUR HAIR...
THAT BANDANNA AROUND YOUR HEAD...
THAT TUTU AROUND YOUR WAIST...
THOSE GLASSES ON YOUR FACE...
THAT APRON YOU PUT ON...
THAT COWBOY HAT ON YOUR HEAD...
THAT LOCKET AROUND YOUR NECK.
YOU'RE WEARING CLOTHING RIGHT NOW!!!
NOT ONLY THAT...
EARLIER TODAY, YOU WERE ALSO WEARING CLOTHING!
NO... COULD IT BE???
YOU'VE WANTED TO DATE ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!??
YOU'VE WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!??
NO!!
YOU PLANNED IT ALL!!!
YOU'RE WAY BETTER AT DATING THAN I AM!!!
N-NOOOO!!! YOUR DATING POWER ...!!!
YOU'RE WAY BETTER AT HANGING OUT THAN I AM!!!
N-NOOOO!!! YOUR FRIENDSHIP POWER!!!
DESPITE THAT, YOU CHOSE TO WEAR CLOTHING TODAY, OF ALL DAYS...?
WAS YOUR INTEREST IN ME...
WAS YOUR FRIENDSHIP...
PREDESTINED!?!?
NYEH!
DON'T THINK YOU'VE BESTED ME YET!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT DATING, AND I NEVER WILL!
JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY HAPPENS TO ASK ME ON A DATE!!!
HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT HANGING OUT, AND I NEVER WILL!
JUST IN CASE SOMEONE WANTS TO HANG OUT!
I CAN EASILY KEEP UP WITH YOU!!!
YOU SEE, I, TOO, CAN WEAR CLOTHING!!!
IN FACT...
I ALWAYS WEAR MY "SPECIAL" CLOTHES UNDERNEATH MY REGULAR CLOTHES!!
BEHOLD!!!
NYEH! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY SECRET STYLE!?!
I love it I hate it
NO!!!
A GENUINE COMPLIMENT...!!!
YOUR HONESTY...! IT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU REALLY CARE!!!
HOWEVER...
YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND THE HIDDEN POWER OF THIS OUTFIT!!!
THEREFORE...
WHAT YOU JUST SAID IS INVALID!!!
THIS DATE WON'T ESCALATE ANY FURTHER!!!
THIS HANG-OUT WON'T ESCALATE ANY FURTHER!
...UNLESS YOU FIND MY SECRET!!
BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN!!
(Move and inspect with [Z].)
MY HAT...?
MY HAT.
MY HAT!
W-WELL THEN... YOU FOUND MY SECRET!
I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE!
IT'S A PRESENT...
A PRESENT J-JUST FOR YOU!!!
GO AHEAD! OPEN IT!
Open it Don't
YOU CAN'T EVEN BRING YOURSELF TO HARM MY DELICATE WRAPPING??
N-NO... THAT TECHNIQUE!
IT'S TOO STRONG!
COUNTERATTACK! I'LL OPEN THE PRESENT MYSELF!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
Of course No idea
"SPAGHETTI."
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, ISN'T IT?
RIGHT!
BUT OH-SO WRONG!
NYEH HEH HEH! THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
THOUGH THIS APPEARS TO BE SPAGHETTI...
THIS AIN'T ANY PLAIN OL' PASTA!
THIS IS AN ARTISAN'S WORK!
SILKEN SPAGHETTI, FINELY AGED IN AN OAKEN CASK...
THEN COOKED BY ME, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS!
HUMAN!!! IT'S TIME TO END THIS!!
THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO ANY FURTHER!
EAT THIS! MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!!!
Eat it Refuse
(You take a small bite.)
(Your face reflexively scrunches up.)
(The taste is indescribable...)
WHAT A PASSIONATE EXPRESSION!!!
YOU MUST REALLY LOVE MY COOKING!
AND BY EXTENSION, ME!!!
MAYBE EVEN MORE THAN I DO!!!
YOU MEAN...
YOU'RE LETTING ME HAVE IT INSTEAD?
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE PASTA...
IMPOSSIBLE!! TAKING MY PRESENT AND TURNING IT AROUND ON ME!
AUGH!!!
URRRGH!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!
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HUMAN. IT'S CLEAR NOW.
YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME.
EVERYTHING YOU DO. EVERYTHING YOU SAY.
IT'S ALL BEEN FOR MY SAKE.
HUMAN. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, TOO.
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS.
IT'S TIME THAT I TOLD YOU.
I, PAPYRUS...
YOU'RE COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH ME.
HUMAN. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY,TOO.
I, PAPYRUS...
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I...
UM...
BOY, IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME??
...
OH, SHOOT.
HUMAN, I...
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T LIKE YOU THE WAY YOU LIKE ME.
ROMANTICALLY, I MEAN.
I MEAN, I TRIED VERY HARD TO!
I THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE YOU FLIRTED WITH ME...
THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU.
THEN, ON THE DATE, FEELINGS WOULD BLOSSOM FORTH!!!
I WOULD BE ABLE TO MATCH YOUR PASSION FOR ME!
BUT ALAS... I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
HAVE FAILED.
I FEEL JUST THE SAME AS BEFORE.
AND INSTEAD, BY DATING YOU...
I HAVE ONLY DRAWN YOU DEEPER...
INTO YOUR INTENSE LOVE FOR ME!
A DARK PRISON OF PASSION, WITH NO ESCAPE.
HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THIS TO MY DEAR FRIEND...?
NO! WAIT! THAT'S WRONG!
I CAN'T FAIL AT ANYTHING!!!
HUMAN!!! I'LL HELP YOU THROUGH THESE TRYING TIMES!!!
I'LL KEEP BEING YOUR COOL FRIEND...
AND ACT LIKE THIS ALL NEVER HAPPENED.
AFTER ALL, YOU ARE VERY GREAT.
IT WOULD BE TRAGIC TO LOSE YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
SO PLEASE....
DON'T CRY BECAUSE I WON'T KISS YOU.
BECAUSE, I DON'T EVEN HAVE LIPS.
AND HEY, SOMEDAY, YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME.
WELL, NO. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
BUT I'LL HELP YOU SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST!!!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
HMM...
WELL, I'M FLATTERED YOU CARE SO MUCH.
BUT MAYBE COOL IT A LITTLE BIT...?
YOU ARE A VERY NICE PERSON.
I'M GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS.
BUT, I THINK YOU CAN REACH YOUR MAX POTENTIAL,,,
IF YOU LIVE MORE FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, RATHER THAN JUST FOR MINE.
HMMM...
HEY, I KNOW THE SOLUTION!!!
YOU SHOULD HANG OUT WITH MY BOSS, UNDYNE!!!
I THINK IF YOU SPREAD YOUR FRIEND- ENERGY OUT MORE...
YOU'LL HAVE A MORE HEALTHY LIFESTYLE.
YEAH!!! LET'S BE FRIENDS WITH UNDYNE!!!
OH, AND IF YOU EVER NEED TO REACH ME...
HERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER.
YOU CAN CALL ME ANY TIME!
PLATONICALLY.
WELL, GOTTA GO! NYEH HEH HEH!
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DATING START...?
Uhhh, sorry! I'm still getting dressed!
H-how do I look?
My friend helped me pick out this dress.
She's got a great sense of...
Um, anyway! Let's do this thing!
DATING START.
H-h-hey, w-w-wait!
Actually, we still can't start the date yet!!!
DATING... STOP?
Umm, I've gotta give you items to raise your affection statistic, first!
That'll increase the chance of a successful outcome to the date!
Right...?
Anyway, d-don't worry! I'm prepared!
I-I've been stockpiling gifts in anticipation for a date like this!
F-first, I've got...
Some metal armor polish!
Um, maybe you can't use that.
But!!!
I also brought some waterproof cream for your scales!
Your, uh... Scales...
Uh, well, how about...
This magical spear repair kit, that I...
Um...
Hey, let's forget about the items!
Let's just start the date!
DATING!! START!!
Yeah!!! Let's, uh, date!
...uh...
Do you... like... Anime...?
H-hey! Me too!!
Oh.
Hey! Let's!! Go somewhere!!!
But where's a good place to go on a date...?
...
I've got it!!!
Let's go to the garbage dump!!!
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trashcan
Here we are!
This is where Undyne and I come all the time...
We find all sorts of great stuff here.
Heh, she's really...
Uh...
Oh no.
That's her over there.
I c-can't let her see me on a date with you!
Because, uh... Well...
Oh no, here she comes!!
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Hey!! There you are!!
I, uh, realized, if you deliver that thing...
It might be a bad idea.
So I'm gonna do it!!! Give it to me!!!
Huh!? You don't have it!?
Ngggaaahhh!!
Have you at least seen her!?
Yeah Nope
Yes?
So she's somewhere around here...
Thanks. I'll keep looking.
No???
But she wasn't at home...
Where the heck could she be!?
Oh my god...
W... well, I guess it's obvious, huh?
I... uh... I really like her.
I mean, more than I like other people!
I'm sorry.
I j-just figured, y-you know...
It'd be f-fun to go on like, a cute, kind of...
Pretend date with you? T-to make you feel better?
Well, it sounds even worse when I put it like that.
I'm sorry. I messed up again.
Undyne's the person I... Um... really want to go on a date with.
But, I mean... She's way out of my league.
N-not that you aren't, um, cool!
B-but... Undyne...
She's so confident... And strong... And funny...
And I'm just a nobody.
A fraud.
I'm the royal scientist, but...
All I've ever done is hurt people.
I've told her so many lies, she thinks I'm...
She thinks I'm a lot cooler than I actually am.
If she gets close to me, she'll...
She'll find out the truth about me.
What should I do?
Tell her Keep the truth lying
The truth...?
But if I tell her that, she'll hate me.
Isn't it better this way?
To live a lie where both people are happy...
Or a truth where neither of us are?
They say "be yourself."
But I don't really like who "myself" is.
I'd rather just be whatever makes people like me.
Eheheh...
No, you're right.
Every day I'm scared...
Scared what will happen if people learn the truth on their own.
They'll all get hurt because of me...
But how can I tell UNDYNE the tr... truth?
I d-don't have the confidence...
I'm going to mess it up! How can I practice!?
Yeah... yeah, you're right!
I've come this far, I c-can't tell her now!
Sh-she'd be really hurt if she found out, right?
S-so it'll just be, uh, a little secret!
What people don't know can't hurt them!!
Th-thank God I've got an honest friend like you!!
B... but what if she finds out on her own, somehow?
Or if I ever m-mess up...
Sh-she'd find out the truth, and...
Pr-probably be even more hurt than if I told her myself.
N-not to mention, l-lying so far... h... has...
Been really stressful, and scary.
I think I'm going to have to tell her the truth.
B-but how!?
I... I don't have the confidence...
How am I supposed to practice something like that!?
Let's Obviously Roleplay Let's It Roleplay
R... roleplay?
...That actually sounds kind of fun!
OK, which one of us will be Undyne?
I'll be You'll be Undyne Undyne
Oh. Right. Obviously. Ehehe.
Ahem.
H-hi Undyne... H-how are you doing today?
I'm fine. YOur cute,
Ha! Ha! Glad to hear it!!
Uhhh, so I'd like to, um, talk to you about something.
Th... thanks!
You say that to me a lot, and I never know what to say!!
But I know, you just, mean it platonically, because we're just friends!
Eheheh!!!
What is it, THEN SHe Alphys. Kisses YOu
Umm, you see... I... I...
I... I h-haven't been exactly truthful w-w-with you...
Y... you see, I... I...
Oh, forget it!
Undyne!!!
I... I want to tell you how I feel!
Y-you're so brave, a-and s-strong... A-and nice...
Y-you always listen t-to me when I talk about n-n-nerdy stuff...
Y-you always d-d-do your best to m-make me f-f-feel special...
L-like t-telling me that y-you'll b-beat up anyone that g-gets in my way...
WH-WHAT!?
UNDYNE WOULD NEVER, UH....
...
I kiss her back... S... softly...
I... l-look gently into her eyes...
UNDYNE!!!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY LONGER!!!
I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!
HOLD ME, UNDYNE!! HOLD ME!!!
I START HOLLERING!!
UNDYNE!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
UNDYNE!!! KISS ME AGAIN, UNDYNE!!!
M-m-me? Undyne???
Uh, uh, uh, uh, ok!
I'll say what I think she'd say, and you... ummm....
You show me what I'm supposed to do!
*ahem*
Ngahhhh!!! Hey, Alphys! You look cute today!
Which I say often! But platonically because I would NEVER like you.
Hi Undyne! Yo your Can we one hot talk? hotbaby
Talk, to you? Hmmm... I guess so.
I often seem excited to listen to you for some reason.
I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
So, what is it?
What!? A... alphys!?
What's gotten into you!?
H-hotbaby!? How dare you call me that!?
First off, I'm a baby KNIGHT!
Captain of the babies!!!
Treat my position with respect, or I will strike you down!
Uh, now pretend I'm suplexing a boulder for no reason.
Um! Anyway! What do you want to say, Alphys!?
Let's tell Alphys Undyne the gives u truth a kiss,
What!?
So you've been lying to me the whole time...
Alphys!!! I can't believe you!
You w-worthless slime!
How could you betray our friendship!!
After how much I trusted you!!!
WH-WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER...
Alphys! What are you d-doing!
I s-say, pushing you away from me...
You sh-shouldn't k-kiss me...!!
B-but, y-you're so good at it...
B-b-b-because of what you learned from th-those d-d-dating video games...
I.... I c-c-can't help but k-k-kiss you back...
ALPHYS! I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU!
NEVER WILL YOU FEEL MY PASSIONATE EMBRACE!!!
I, UNDYNE, WILL NEVER KISS YOU WITH MY BEAUTIFUL LIPS!!!
NGAHHHH!!! NGAHHH!!!!
I'M UNDYNE AND I'M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!!!
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WHAT did you just say?
U... Undyne! I... was... just...
Hey, woah, wait a second!
Your outfit's really cute! What's the occasion?
...
Wait a second.
Are you two...
On a date?
UHHH, YES!
I mean, UHHH NO!
I mean, we were, but
I mean, actually we were only romantically roleplaying as you!
WHAT???
I MEAN!!!
I mean...
Undyne... I...
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I've been lying to you!
WHAT??? ABOUT WHAT???
About... well...
Everything!
I told you that seaweed was like... scientifically important...
Really, I just... I just use it to make ice cream!
And those human history books I keep reading...
Those are just dorky comic books!
And the history movies... those...
Those are just, uh, anime! They aren't real!
And that time I told you I was busy with work on the phone... I...
Was just eating frozen yogurt in my pajamas!
That time I...
Alphys.
I... I just wanted to impress you!
I just wanted you to think I was smart and cool.
That I wasn't some... nerdy loser.
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Undyne, I... I really think you're neat, OK...
Alphys.
Shhhh.
Shhhhhh.
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Alphys!
I... think you're neat, too, I guess.
But, you've gotta realize...
Most of what you said really doesn't matter to me.
I don't care if you're watching kid cartoons or reading history books.
To me, ALL of that stuff is just NERDY CRAP!
What I like about you is that you're PASSIONATE! You're ANALYTICAL!!
It doesn't matter what it is! YOU CARE ABOUT IT!!
100-PERCENT!! AT MAXIMUM POWER!!!
...so, you don't have to lie to me.
I don't want you to have to lie to anyone anymore.
Alphys... I want to help you become happy with who you are!
And I know just the training you need to do that!
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Undyne... You...
Y-you're gonna train me...?
Pffft, what? ME?
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Nah, I'm gonna get Papyrus to do it.
GET THOSE BONES SHAKIN'!!!
IT'S TIME TO JOG 100 LAPS, HOOTING ABOUT HOW GREAT WE ARE!!!
Ready? I'm about to start the timer!
U-Undyne...
I'll do my best...!
OH MY GOD!!!
She was kidding, right!?
Those cartoons... those comics...
Those are still REAL, right!?
ANIME'S REAL, RIGHT?!?!
Anime is Anime Real is not real
HA HA HA!!!
I KNEW IT!!!
GIGANTIC SWORDS!!! MAGICAL PRINCESSES! HERE I COME!!!
No... NO!!!!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BREAKING INTO PIECES!!!
...
Uhh, thanks for taking care of Alphys.
I didn't get to say what I wanted to, but...
Things seem like they're going to get better for her.
Well, I gotta go catch up with them!
Later!
...
...no, I can survive this...
I have to be strong.
For Alphys.
Thank you, human, for telling me the truth.
I'll try my best to live in this world...
See you later!
You put some water in the pot and place it on the heat.
You wait for the water to boil...
...... ...
It's boiling.
You place the noodles into the pot.
4 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
3 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
2 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
1 minute left until the noodles are finished.
The noodles are finished.
...they don't taste very good.
You add the flavor packet.
That's better.
Not great, but better.
You remove the Instant Noodles from their packaging.
You ate the Instant Noodles.
Don't worry about it.
Absorbed
I'm lovin' it.
But it didn't work.
nope
FAILURE
MISS
Is this a joke? Are you braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. friendliness pellets
stop it
Dummy looks like it's going to fall over.
Dummy stands around absentmindedly.
Dummy tires of your aimless shenanigans.
DUMMY - ATK 0 DEF 0 A cotton heart and a button eye You are the apple of my eye
You talk to the DUMMY. ...
It doesn't seem much for conversation.
TORIEL seems happy with you.
Froggit doesn't seem to know why it's here.
Froggit hops to and fro.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
Froggit is trying to run away.
FROGGIT - ATK 4 DEF 5 Life is difficult for this enemy.
Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was flattered anyway.
Froggit didn't understand what you said, but was scared anyway.
Ribbit, ribbit.
Croak, croak.
Hop, hop.
Meow.
(Blushes deeply.) Ribbit..
(Shiver)
You feel intimidated by the strength of this adversary. Just kidding.
The enemy cooks a small bowl of flies.
You can't concentrate over the sound of croaking.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You think hard about words that rhyme with frog. Log. Dog. Snog. Pog?
A frog can't lick its wounds because its tongue is just too stretchy.
You say some raunchy things to those frogs. Jeeeez!
There's definitely some sort of reaction.
What's your favorite color? Red Orange
Do robots dream of electric sex?
I hate programming this.
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I'm sorry...
I have no choice..
Forgive me...
*sniff sniff*
I can't handle this...
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Whimsun avoids eye contact.
Whimsun continues to mutter apologies.
Whimsun is fluttering.
It's starting to smell like lavender and mothballs.
Whimsun is hyperventilating.
Whimsun is having trouble flying.
WHIMSUN - ATK 5 DEF 0 This monster is too sensitive to fight...
Halfway through your first word, Whimsun bursts into tears and runs away.
You raise your arms and wiggle your fingers. Whimsun freaks out!
FILTHY SINGLE MINDER..
OBEY THE OVERMIND ..
LEGION! WE ARE LEGION
HEED THE SWARM
IN UNISON, NOW
I DON'T CARE.
Bein' me is the best!
La la~ Just be yourself~
Nothin' like alone time!
Mmm, cha cha cha!
Swing your arms, baby
Hiya~
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Migosp skitters around.
Migosp is knitting its brow.
Migosp is whispering to the others.
It's starting to smell like a roach motel.
Migosp doesn't have a care in the world.
Migosp refuses to give up.
MIGOSP - ATK 7 DEF 5 It seems evil, but it's just with the wrong crowd...
eat
ate
Contains Vitamin A
Part Of A Complete Breakfast
Farmed Locally, Very Locally
Fresh Morning Taste
Ate Your Greens
Plants Can't Talk Dummy
Eat Your Greens
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Vegetoid gave a mysterious smile.
Vegetoid cackles softly.
Vegetoid's here for your health.
It smells like steamed carrots and peas.
Vegetoid seems kind of bruised.
VEGETOID - ATK 6 DEF 6 Serving Size: 1 Monster Not monitored by the USDA
You tried to eat Vegetoid, but it wasn't weakened enough.
You took a bite out of Vegetoid. You recovered 5 HP!
You pat your stomach. Vegetoid offers a healthy meal.
I've got my eye on you.
Don't point that at me.
Quit staring at me.
What an eyesore.
How about a staring contest?
Please don't pick on me.
Finally someone gets it.
You rude little snipe!
Loox is gazing at you.
Loox is staring right through you.
Loox gnashes its teeth.
Smells like eyedrops.
Loox has gone bloodshot.
Loox doesn't care about fighting anymore.
Loox is watering.
LOOX - ATK 6 DEF 6 Don't pick on him. Family name: Eyewalker
mercer
YOU WON! You lost 1 experience point.
i'm fine, thanks.
just pluggin along...
nnnnnn ggghhh.
oh, i'm REAL funny.
go ahead, do it.
i'd just weigh you down.
heh...
heh heh...
let me try...
i knew it...
oh no...
oh gee...
umm... you do know you cant kill ghosts, right?
we're sorta incorporeal and all
i was just lowering my hp because i didnt want to be rude
sorry... i just made this more awkward...
pretend you beat me...
oooooooooo
Napstablook is staring into the distance.
Napstablook is wishing they weren't here.
Napstablook is pretending to sleep.
The faint odor of ectoplasm permeates the vicinity.
Napstablook looks just a little bit better.
Cheering seems to have improved Napstablook's mood again.
NAPSTABLOOK - ATK 10 DEF 10 This monster doesn't seem to have a sense of humor...
NAPSTABLOOK - ATK 10 DEF 10 Missed the memo and is the same difficulty as normal.
You give Napstablook a cruel look.
You try to console Napstablook...
You gave Napstablook a patient smile.
You told Napstablook a little joke.
Napstablook wants to show you something.
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.....
..... .....
..... ..... .....
...?
What are you doing?
Attack or run away!
What are you proving this way?
Fight me or leave!
Stop it.
Stop looking at me that way.
Go away!
...
......
I know you want to go home, but...
But please... go upstairs now.
I promise I will take good care of you here.
I know we do not have much, but...
We can have a good life here.
Why are you making this so difficult?
Please, go upstairs.
.....
Ha ha...
Pathetic, is it not? I cannot save even a single child.
No, I understand.
You would just be unhappy trapped down here.
The RUINS are very small once you get used to them.
It would not be right for you to grow up in a place like this.
My expectations... My loneliness... My fear...
For you, my child... I will put them aside.
Urgh...
You are stronger than I thought...
Listen to me, small one...
If you go beyond this door,
Keep walking as far as you can.
Eventually you will reach an exit.
.......
ASGORE... Do not let ASGORE take your soul.
His plan cannot be allowed to succeed.
......
Be good, won't you?
My child.
Y... you... really hate me that much?
Now I see who I was protecting by keeping you here.
Not you...
But them!
Ha... ha...
You...
...at my most vulnerable moment...
To think I was worried you wouldn't fit in out there...
Eheheheh!!! You really are no different than them!
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Toriel prepares a magical attack.
Toriel looks through you.
Toriel is acting aloof.
Toriel takes a deep breath.
...
TORIEL - ATK 80 DEF 80 Knows best for you.
You couldn't think of any conversation topics.
You tried to think of something to say again, but...
Ironically, talking does not seem to be the solution to this situation.
You thought about telling Toriel that you saw her die.
But... That's creepy.
Can you show mercy without fighting or running away...?
Can you show mercy without running away...?
Not worth talking to.
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Burble burb...
Squorch ...
*Slime sounds*
*Sexy wiggle*
Moldsmal burbles quietly.
Moldsmal waits pensively.
Moldsmal is ruminating.
The aroma of lime gelatin wafts through.
Moldsmal has started to spoil.
MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 Stereotypical: Curvaceously attractive, but no brains...
MOLDSMAL - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a different color, so it's a bit stronger now.
You lie immobile with Moldsmal. You feel like you understand the world a little better.
You wiggle your hips. Moldsmal wiggles back. What a meaningful conversation!
Shiver, shiver.
The battlefield is filled with the smell of mustard seed.
You are intimidated by Froggit's raw strength. Only kidding.
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hurtgfx
cube
ignore
Where's YOUR hat?
Your head looks so ...NAKED
What a great hat! (Mine)
Snow? No! It's hat residue.
I just looove my hat. OK?
Fine!!! I don't care!!!
OK! I'll ignore you too.
Better a hatter than a HATER.
HELLO??? My hat's up here.
What? What are you doing?
DUH! Who DOESN'T know?
Envious? TOO BAD!
My hat's too loud for me to hear you.
I KNEW IT!!! THIEF!!
HELP!!! FASHION POLICE!!
Haha! That was ACTUALLY funny!
Ha! Imitated it spot- on!
That's the best one in a while!
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It's snowing dandruff.
Ice Cap also wants a hat for its nose.
Ice Cap makes sure its hat is still there.
Ice Cap is thinking about a certain article of clothing.
Here comes that new clothes smell.
Ice Cap is secretly checking if you're looking at its hat.
Ice Cap is desperate for attention.
Ice Cap's hat is loose.
ICE CAP - ATK 7 DEF 2 This teen wonders why it isn't named 'Ice Hat.'
You continue not looking at Ice Cap's hat.
It seems defeated...
You manage to tear your eyes away from Ice Cap's hat.
It looks annoyed...
You inform Ice Cap that it has a great hat!
You tried to steal Ice Cap's hat...
...but it's not weakened enough!
And succeeded! (It melts in your hands...)
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thisturn2
Guys, it's COLD. Does ANYONE care?
Why are we doing this? What a fail.
Wow, you guys SUCK at this.
SHHHH! I'm THINKING, guys!!
Ka-SIGH.
Well... can YOU give me a ride home?
Huh? Did they ditch me...? SOME friends!
Awkwarrrd.
So, like, what are you even doing?
The wi-fi here sucks.
Insults won't fix your outfit!
What? My hat's too loud sorry.
Get your own, twerp.
Hahaha! Say something else funny!
Haha! Wow! Drake, you suck!
Hahaha! Where do you get your ideas!?!
Jerry eats powdery food and licks its hands loudly.
Jerry sneezes without covering its nose.
Jerry tells everyone it has to go to the bathroom.
Jerry lets out a yawn.
Smells like....... Jerry.
Jerry is wounded.
The other monsters celebrate Jerry's disappearance.
Return of Jerry.
JERRY - ATK 0 DEF 20 Everyone knows Jerry. Makes attacks 2 seconds longer.
You and the other monsters ditch Jerry when it looks away!
...but failed!
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I... I...
What can I say...
What's the point...
So... Cold...
Yeah... I like my hair too.
Hmm... Hats are for posers.
So I can still impress you?
I wanted you to see me as cool.
toothdist
'Ice Cap' is no more.
It smells like frozen despair.
Ice doesn't mind its identity.
It's melting.
ICE - ATK 1 DEF 0 Without its cap...
You inform Ice Cap that it still looks fine...
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normalsprite
(Pant pant)
(Wag wag)
(Thinks of food)
(Tiny bark)
(Pants fast)
(Pant! Pant!)
(Excited noises)
(Motor revving)
(Plane takeoff)
(Kettle whistle)
(...)
(Faraway bark)
(Bark)
Lesser Dog cocks its head to one side.
Lesser Dog thinks your weapon is a dog treat.
Lesser Dog is really not paying attention.
Smells like dog chow.
Lesser Dog is barking excitedly.
Lesser Dog is overstimulated.
Lesser Dog shows no signs of stopping.
Lesser Dog is lowering.
Lesser Dog is learning to read.
Lesser Dog is whining because it can't see you.
Hello there.
Lesser Dog is questioning your choices.
Lesser Dog has gone where no Dog has gone before.
Lesser Dog tucks its tail between its legs.
LESSER DOG - ATK 7 DEF 0 Wields a stone dogger made of pomer-granite.
You barely lifted your hand and Lesser Dog got excited.
You lightly touched the Dog. It's already overexcited...
You pet the Dog. It raises its head up to meet your hand.
You pet the Dog. It was a good Dog.
You pet the Dog. Its excitement knows no bounds.
Critical pet! Dog excitement increased.
You have to jump up to pet the Dog.
You don't even pet it. It gets more excited.
There is no way to stop this madness.
Lesser Dog enters the realm of the clouds.
You call the Dog but it is too late. It cannot hear you.
...
You can reach Lesser Dog again.
You pet Lesser Dog.
It's possible that you may have a problem.
Lesser Dog is unpettable but appreciates the attempt.
Perhaps mankind was not meant to pet this much.
It continues.
Lesser Dog is beyond your reach.
Really...
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Greater Dog is watching you intently.
Greater Dog is waiting for your command.
It smells like freshly- squeezed puppy juice.
Greater Dog is seeking affection.
Greater Dog just wants affection.
Greater Dog is making puppy-dog eyes.
Greater Dog is patting the ground with its front paws.
Greater Dog wants some TLC.
Pet capacity is 40-percent.
Greater Dog is contented.
Greater Dog is panting slowly.
GREATER DOG
ATK
DEF It's so excited that it thinks fighting is just play.
The Greater Dog's ears perk up. Nothing else happens.
You call the Greater Dog.
It bounds towards you, flecking slobber into your face.
Greater Dog inches closer.
Greater Dog decides you are too boring.
You pet the dog.
Tummy rubs are forbidden.
You pet decisively. Pet capacity reaches 100 percent.
The dog flops over with its legs hanging in the air.
As you pet the dog, it sinks its entire weight into you...
Your movements slow.
But, you still haven't pet enough...!
Greater Dog's excitement is creating a power field that prevents petting.
Greater Dog curls up in your lap as it is pet by you.
It gets so comfortable it falls asleep...
Zzzzz...
Then it wakes up! It's so excited!
Greater Dog is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
You play with the dog.
Greater Dog is too tired to play.
You make a snowball and throw it for the dog to fetch.
It splats on the ground.
Greater Dog picks up all the snow in the area and brings it to you.
Now dog is very tired... It rests its head on you...
Greater Dog is not excited enough to play with.
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How great I am.
Look. Watch. Observe.
Wow. Check out my pecs.
Sorry... for NOTHING *ollies*
Bepis
Boo? What a wimpy ghost.
Mmm, Fresh Sweet Haters
OK! I rule! I admit it!
What else do you have to say!?
Eh? You forgot to clap.
HELLO?? I'M RIGHT HERE!!!
Glyde does fancy flips.
Glyde is giving itself a high five. ... somehow.
Glyde sees its reflection and gets jealous.
Glyde is thinking of new slang for the word "cool." Like "freakadacious."
An arrogant-smelling wind blows through.
Glyde is doing tons of flips to get your attention.
Glyde seems satisfied.
Glyde is dying, but in a cool way.
GLYDE - ATK HIGH DEF HIGH Refuses to give more details about its statistics.
You clap really sloppily. Glyde sucks up your praise like a vacuum cleaner.
You clap like a gorilla. Glyde is becoming addicted to your praise.
You boo... but haters only make Glyde stronger. Glyde ATTACK UP+DEFENSE DOWN.
You boo loudly. Glyde leaves to look elsewhere for praise.
You do nothing. No effect.
You do nothing. Glyde leaves to look elsewhere for praise.
You do nothing. Glyde looks desperate for attention.
You do nothing. Glyde looks disappointed you aren't paying attention.
ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS!
W-WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED...
WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY HEAD!
BUT...
ST... STILL! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
YOU CAN DO A LITTLE BETTER!
EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK SO!
I... I PROMISE...
WELL...! *HUFF* IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! *HUFF* DEFEAT ME!!!
YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!!
THEREFORE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!!
I WILL SPARE YOU, HUMAN!!!
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.
WHAT THE HECK!
THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
HEY! YOU STUPID DOG!
DO YOU HEAR ME!?
STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!!!
HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
...
OH WELL.
OH WELL.
I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.
Papyrus is getting ready for a regular attack.
...
OH, I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT ONE OF THOSE.
SO YOU'RE SERIOUS...
SO YOU WON'T FIGHT...
THEN, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY FABLED 'BLUE ATTACK!'
BEHOLD!
HMMM... I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD WEAR...
HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP?
WHAT!? I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT DATE THING!!
TRY HOLDING THE 'UP' BUTTON TO JUMP!!!
YEAH! DON'T MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
HOLD 'UP' LONGER TO JUMP HIGHER! JEEZ!!!
I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!
PAPYRUS: HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
PAPYRUS: UNPARALLELED SPAGHETTORE!
UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!
THE KING WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!
MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.
I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS!! BUT...
HOW WILL I KNOW IF PEOPLE SINCERELY LIKE ME???
WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU?
SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS REALLY RARE...
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL LET YOU GO...
AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD...
AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT AWAY.
URGH... WHO CARES! GIVE UP!!
GIVE UP OR FACE MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
YEAH!!! VERY SOON I WILL USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
NOT TOO LONG AND I WILL USE THAT SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE... BEFORE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!
BEHOLD...! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
*SIGH* HERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ATTACK.
NYEH HEH HEH!
I DON'T DESERVE SUCH HOSPITALITY FROM YOU ...
YOUR BARBS HIDE A HIDDEN AFFECTION! YOU EMOTIONAL CACTUS!
DON'T WASTE YOUR WORDS ON ME!
LET'S DATE L-LATER!! AFTER I CAPTURE YOU!
Papyrus is preparing a bone attack.
Papyrus prepares a non-bone attack then spends a minute fixing his mistake.
Papyrus is cackling.
Papyrus whispers "Nyeh heh heh!"
Papyrus is rattling his bones.
Papyrus is trying hard to play it cool.
Papyrus is considering his options.
Smells like bones.
Papyrus remembered a bad joke Sans told and is frowning.
Papyrus is thinking about what to wear for his date.
Papyrus is thinking about what to cook for his date.
Papyrus dabs some Bone Cologne behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs marinara sauce behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Bishie Cream behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Anime Powder behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Cute Juice behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Attraction Slime behind his ear.
Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Beauty Yogurt behind his ear.
Papyrus realizes he doesn't have ears.
Papyrus has lumps of weird- smelling ointment on his head.
Papyrus is at the edge of defeat.
PAPYRUS
DEF He likes to say: "Nyeh heh heh!"
PAPYRUS 5 ATK 5 DEF Forgettable.
HOW SELFLESS...
YOU WANT ME TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT FIGHTING YOU...
THERE'S NO NEED TO LIE TO YOURSELF!!!
DON'T...!
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You INSULT, but to no avail. Seems ACTing won't escalate this battle...
Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to accept your insult.
WHAT!? FL-FLIRTING!?
SO YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS!
W-WELL! I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!
OH NO!!!
You FLIRT, but to no avail. Seems ACTing won't escalate this battle...
Papyrus is too busy FIGHTing to flirt back.
OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU...?
OH NO!!! THAT HUMILITY... IT REMINDS ME OF,
MYSELF!!!
YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
I can I have zero make redeeming spaghetti qualities
Is this funny to you?
Don't put any more on me!
Leave me alone...
Hohoho! Go ahead and laugh...
Get this off of me...
Thanks.
Aw, you shouldn' have...
You even wrapped it...
Keep away from me!
I don't want your gift!
How do I know it's not a trick?
GOSHDARN TEENAGE GOOGLY EYES!!!
I WAS STARTING TO TRUST YOU!!!
That's a little better.
Er... Those are real.
A weight has been lifted.
Thanks for nothing!
Gyftrot laments its lack of hands.
Gyftrot eyes you with suspicion.
Gyftrot distrusts your youthful demeanor.
Ah, the scent of fresh pine needles.
Gyftrot tries vainly to remove its decorations.
Gyftrot pretends to refuse your gift.
Gyftrot politely accepts your gift.
Gyftrot stumbles blindly.
Gyftrot is slightly less irritated.
Gyftrot's problems have been taken away.
Gyftrot looks disappointed.
Gyftrot's antlers tremble.
GYFTROT
DEF Some teens "decorated" it as a prank.
You remove the striped cane that says "I use this tiny cane to walk" on it.
You remove the box of non-dog-related raisins.
You remove the lenticular bookmark of a smug teen winking.
You remove the barbed wire made of pipe cleaners.
You remove a childhood photograph of Snowdrake and his parent.
You remove a small, confused dog.
You remove a stocking filled with chicken nuggets.
You remove the shirt that says 'I'm with stupid' and points inward.
You try to undecorate...?
You remove the googly eyes.
You add some googly eyes you found on the ground.
You can't improve on perfection.
You give the cheapest gift of all... Friendship.
You give 35 G because you can't think of an appropriate gift.
You give your remaining money because you can't think of a better gift.
Gyftrot refuses your gift.
Hey now. You aren't made of money.
Hey now. You aren't made of friendship.
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You're rather slow.
Come on, let's go.
Hurry up...
Want to go on a walk?
Pet... me...
Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
Ahhhh, humans are nice.
Hey!! That was fun!!
Doge is pacing anxiously.
Doge paws at an imaginary door.
Doge is looking at you and whining.
Doge is wondering where she put her leash.
Doge is now primed for petting.
Doge looks satisfied.
Doge needs a vet.
DOGE - ATK 7 DEF 5 Pronounced "dohj." Soft j. Seems like she wants a walk.
You tried to bathe Doge, but she's perfectly clean...
You go on a short walk with the Doge.
The Doge seems all tuckered out.
You called Doge over. Doge came close.
Dry a dry doge? Your mind boggles at this impossibility.
You pet the Doge. What a good Doge.
Doge seems too dangerous to pet... For now.
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smell
axhp
Take my wife... 's fleas.
Don't touch my hot dog.
No. 2 Nuzzle Champs '98!!
Let's kick human tail!!
Hm? What's that smell?
What! Smells like a ...
Paws off you smelly human.
Wow!!! Pet by another pup!!!
Stop! Don't touch her!
What about me...... ........
Whine.
Whimper.
Dogamy is brokenhearted.
DOGAMY
DEF Husband of Dogaressa. Knows only what he smells.
The Dogs sniff you again...
But you smell just as weird as before!
After rolling in the dirt, you smell all right!
The Dogs already know you smell fine.
Dogamy won't even lift up his snout.
Dogamy just growls at you.
The Dogs are too suspicious of your smell.
You pet Dogamy.
You roll around in the dirt and snow.
You smell like a weird puppy.
(Don't, actually ...)
(He means me.)
(Of course we were second.)
(Do humans have tails?)
(Smell mystery)
(Are you actually a little puppy!?)
(Beware of dog.)
(A dog that pets dogs... Amazing!)
(That's not your husband, OK?)
(Well. Don't leave me out!)
(Misery awaits you.)
(Kneel and suffer!)
(I'll chop you in half!)
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The Dogs keep shifting their axes to protect each other.
The Dogs are re-evaluating your smell.
The Dogs are practicing for the next couples contest.
The Dogs are saying sickly sweet things to each other.
The Dogs may want to re-smell you.
The Dogs think that you may be a lost puppy.
Every dog loves to play fetch!!!
The Dogs' minds have been expanded.
The Dogaressa is on the warpath.
DOGARESSA
DEF This puppy finds her hubby lovely. SMELLS ONLY?
The Dogaressa won't even lift up her snout.
The Dogaressa just growls at you.
The Dogaressa is too suspicious of your smell.
You pet the Dogaressa.
Don't move an inch!
It moved !! It didn't NOT move!
Will it move this time?
HUH!!! A FUN STICK APPEARS!
WHAT!!! I'VE BEEN PET!!!
WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM!
THERE'S NO END TO IT!!
WELL, THIS IS THOROUGH !!!
OK. That's enough.
Doggo can't seem to find anything.
Doggo is confirming the moving object.
Doggo loves fetch!!!
Doggo has been pet.
DOGGO
DEF Easily excited by movement. Hobbies include^squirrels.
Doggo is too suspicious of your movements.
You pet Doggo.
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FETCH?
PET?
PAT?
POT?
MOVING?
"Ice" to meet you.
Ice puns are "snow" problem
Fights you in "cold" blood.
Better not snow "flake" out!
My fave ice cereals: "frosted"
"Chill" out...
M.. m.. macaroni and "freeze"
Do I really ...
Hey...
Guys... guys...
You have good taste!! (In jokes)
See!? Laughs! Dad was wrong!
Thanks, you're all great.
What are YOU laughin' at?!?
Is that s'posed to be funny?
Ha... Ha... Nice try.
I've heard that one.
THIS won't be funny either!
Is your flesh rotten as you?
(Insults towards humans)
IT'S JUST LIKE 'EM
HAHA YOU'RE BETTER
YOU NAILED IT
That's not like me...
I don't do it that way...
It's better when I do it...
Snowdrake is assessing the crowd.
Snowdrake is practicing its next pun.
Snowdrake is smiling at its own bad joke.
It smells like a wet pillow.
Snowdrake realized its own name is a pun and is freaking out.
Snowdrake is pleased with its "cool" joke.
Snowdrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
Snowdrake pretends not to care.
Snowdrake is puffed up..
Snowdrake is flaking apart.
SNOWDRAKE
DEF This teen comedian fights to keep a captive audience.
You boo the Snowdrake.
You tell the Snowdrake that they aren't funny.
You tell the Snowdrake that no one will ever love them the way they are...
They struggle to make a retort, and slink away utterly crushed...
You laugh at Snowdrake before it says anything funny.
You laugh at Snowdrake's pun.
You make a bad ice pun.
You make a bad ice pun.
The other monsters think it's hilarious...
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Brush my teeth? No way in heck!
NEVER do your homework !!
No bedtime! Only DEADTIME
*turns music up all the way*
Do you... really ...
I don't think you...
To tell you the truth...
You don't know my cause!!
Only Snowy can do that.
You ain't Snowy.
Stick to puns. They're better.
WRONG! Let's fight and die.
Actually ... Death?
Defiance can't be defied!
HAHA WOWEE
Where's Snowy right now?
Ha... Ha...
Nice try, laugh Picasso.
Chilldrake starts a one- monster riot.
Chilldrake is chanting an anarchist spell.
Chilldrake is eating its own homework.
It smells like "Ice" scented body-spray.
Chilldrake is wondering where Snowy went.
Chilldrake feels neutered by your agreement.
Chilldrake is laughing at your imitation of its cohort.
Chilldrake pretends not to care.
Chilldrake is puffed up..
Chilldrake is flaking apart.
CHILLDRAKE
DEF Rebels against everything!! Looking for its friend Snowy.
You tell Chilldrake it's all wrong.
You agree with Chilldrake before it gives its speech.
You agree with Chilldrake. It seems to get very uncomfortable...
You make fun of Chilldrake.
You make fun of Chilldrake.
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Wosh u
*whistle as it cleans*
Your SOUL is unclean
Out!!! Darned spot
Oops, I meant... scrub a sub-SUBS
Scrub a dub-dubs
Green means clean
Yuck!
Fresh!
NO. THAT JOKE'S TOO... DIRTY
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Woshua wonders if tears are sanitary.
Woshua is friends with a little bird.
Woshua is rinsing off a pizza.
Woshua is looking for some good clean fun.
Smells like detergent.
Woshua is revolted at its own wounds.
WOSHUA
DEF This humble germophobe seeks to cleanse the whole world.
You reach out. Woshua recoils from your touch.
Woshua is terrified of your slimy body! It runs away.
You give Woshua a friendly pat.
You ask Woshua to clean you. It hops around excitedly.
Woshua continues cleaning.
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You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden.
You tell a joke about a kid who ate a pie with their bare hands.
You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.
Woshua's powers neutralized!
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...what the HECK is that music?
I-I DUNNO, DUDE BUT IT'S SPOOKIN ME OUT ; )
...this is worse than Shyren.
No way, Shyren is way less scary ; )
...if you're so scared, why do you keep winking?
THESE ARE WINKS OF FEAR ; )
Forget it. This beat is too...
...filthy.
Wosh! Wait! Don't leave me ; )
Is this creepy music my punishment for being creepy? ; )
Please... stop... I'll never creep again ; )
Wahhhhh!!!!! ; )
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.... .... toot ....
.... .... hum hum
si re, si re si mi si mi
Si Fa Si Fa So Fa So Mi Re Re
Mi So Mi So Mi Si Mi La Si So
(agg- ressive tooting)
(final toot)
Shyren hums very faintly.
Shyren pretends to be a pop idol.
Shyren taps a little beat with her fins.
Shyren thinks about doing karaoke by herself.
Smells like music.
Shyren's voice gets raspy.
Shyren seems much more comfortable singing along.
Sans is selling tickets made of toilet paper.
A hooded figure watches the commotion from afar.
The crowd tosses clothing. It's a storm of socks.
Shyren thinks about her future.
SHYREN
DEF Tone deaf. She's too ashamed to sing her deadly song.
DEF A talented singer, with a little help.
DEF That's Shyren. She's your band-mate.
You hum a funky tune. Shyren follows your melody.
You hum a sad song. Shyren follows your melody.
You hum a jazz ballad. Shyren follows your melody.
You hum some more. Monsters are drawn to the music.
Suddenly, it's a concert...
You hum some more. The seats are sold out. You feel like a rock star.
You hum some more. But the constant attention...
The tours... The groupies... It's all...
You and Shyren have come so far, but it's time.
You both have your own journeys to embark on.
You hum a farewell song.
You smile. You ask to see Shyren's smile, too.
Shyren gets quieter. In the corner, Aaron nods his head approvingly.
You keep smiling. But nothing happened.
You give a darling smile and a little wink.
The crowd goes wild!
You wave your arms wildly. You are now vulnerable to electric attacks.
You wave your arms wildly. The crowd eats it up.
Ngahhh!
Bring it on!
C'mon!
Fuhuhu!
Ngahh!!
Urahhh!!
You're strong... But not strong enough!
You're a pain in the neck, huh?
DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
As long as you're GREEN you CAN'T ESCAPE!
Unless you learn to face danger head-on...
You won't last a SECOND against ME!
You? Sparing ME? Fuhuhuhu!
How insulting! I'd NEVER surrender to the likes of you!
Not bad! Then how about THIS!?
I wanted this to be a fair fight.
I thought if I If I beat you like this...
It'd truly show how strong monsters can be.
BUT NOW???
I DON'T CARE!
I'M NOT YOUR FREAKING KINDERGARTEN TEACHER!
Unless your kindergarten teacher...
DOES THIS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JUST FACE UPWARDS!!!
IT'S NOT HARD!
Look.
I gave you a spear to block the bullets with.
Do I have to explain this any more clearly?
When I said face towards danger...
I meant face towards the bullets!
For years, we've dreamed of a happy ending...
And now, sunlight is just within our reach!
I won't let you snatch it away from us!
NGAHHH! Enough warming up!
Heh... You're tough!
Mercy! Ha!
I still can't believe YOU want to spare ME!
But even if you could beat me...
But even if I spared YOU...
No human has EVER made it past ASGORE!
Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...!
Honestly, I'm doing you a favor...
Killing you now is an act of mercy!
So STOP being so damn resilient!
What the hell are humans made out of!?
Anyone else would be DEAD by now!
Alphys told me humans were determined...
I see now what she meant by that!
But I'm determined, too!
Determined to end this RIGHT NOW!
...RIGHT NOW!
...RIGHT... ... ... NOW!!
Ha... Ha...
NGAHHH!!! DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
YOU'RE GETTING IN MY WAY!
I WILL NEVER TAKE MERCY FROM THE LIKES OF YOU!
I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!
YOU! WILL! NEVER! SPARE! ME!
Come on, is that all you've got!?
...pathetic.
You're going to have to try harder than that!
S-see how strong we are when we believe in ourselves?
H... heh...
Had enough yet?
...
...I won't... ... give up...
...
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The wind is howling...
Undyne flips her spear impatiently.
Flower pollen drifts in front of you.
Water rushes around you.
The spears pause for a moment.
Undyne points heroically towards the sky.
Undyne suplexes a huge boulder, just because she can.
Undyne bounces impatiently.
Undyne flashes a menacing smile.
Undyne draws her finger across her neck.
Undyne holds her fist in front of her and shakes her head.
Undyne towers threateningly.
Undyne thinks of her friends and pounds the ground with her fists.
Smells like sushi.
Undyne's eye is twitching involuntarily.
Undyne is smashing spears on the ground.
Undyne's eyes dart around to see if this is a prank.
Undyne is hyperventilating.
Smells like angry fish.
Undyne is smiling as if nothing is wrong.
Undyne's body is wavering.
Undyne's body is losing its shape.
Undyne's body...
UNDYNE
DEF The heroine that NEVER gives up.
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You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. She doesn't care.
You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. The bullets get faster.
You tell UNDYNE her attacks are too easy. The bullets get unfair.
Didn't work.
Hamburger Helpers.
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You told Undyne you didn't want to fight. But nothing happened.
You told Undyne you just want to be friends. She remembers someone...
Her attacks became a little less extreme.
En guarde!
You won't get away from me this time!
You've escaped from me for the LAST time!
STOP RUNNING AWAY!!!
COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!
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Undyne attacks!
Ngahhh...
You were stronger... Than I thought...
So then... ... this is where... ... it ends...
No...
NO!
I won't die!
Alphys... Asgore... Papyrus...
Everyone is counting on me to protect them!
NNNNGAH!
Human!
In the name of everybody's hopes and dreams...
I WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Undyne looks determined.
Ha... ha...
...Alphys...
This is what I was afraid of...
This is why I never told you...
No... No!
Not yet!
I won't die!
NGAHHHHHHHH!!!
I WON'T DIE!
I WON'T
Show me what you've got!
Do your worst!
What's the matter, scared?
What the hell is the holdup?
COME ON ALREADY!
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!
Undyne is letting you make the first attack.
DEF This time, don't hold anything back!
You pretend to swing at UNDYNE with all your might.
I've been defeated... My house is in shambles...
I even failed to befriend you.
That's it.
I don't care if you're my guest anymore.
One final rematch! All out on both sides!!!
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN REGAIN MY LOST PRIDE!!!
NOW COME ON! HIT ME WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT! NGAHHHH!!!
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What.
That's the best you can manage?
Even attacking at full force...
You just can't muster any intent to hurt me, huh?
Heh, you know what?
I don't actually want to hurt you either.
At first, I hated your stupid saccharine schtick, but...
The way you hit me right now, it...
Reminded me of someone I used to train with.
Now I know you aren't just some wimpy loser.
You're a wimpy loser with a big heart!
Just like him...
Listen, human.
It seems that you and ASGORE are fated to fight.
But knowing him...
He probably doesn't want to.
Talk to him.
I'm sure you can persuade him to let you go home.
Eventually, some mean human will fall down here...
And I'll take THEIR soul instead.
That makes sense, right? Fuhuhu.
Oh, and if you DO hurt ASGORE...
I'll take the human souls... Cross the barrier...
And beat the hell out of you!
That's what friends are for, right?
Fuhuhu!
Now let's get the hell out of this flaming house!
UNDYNE THE UNDYING 99ATK 99DEF Heroine reformed by her own DETERMINATION to save Earth.
Damn it...
So even THAT power... It wasn't enough...?
Heh...
Heheheh...
If you...
If you think I'm gonna give up hope, you're wrong.
'Cause I've... Got my friends behind me.
Alphys told me that she would watch me fight you...
And if anything went wrong, she would... evacuate everyone.
By now she's called ASGORE and told him to absorb the 6 human SOULs.
And with that power...
This world will live on...!
Monster Kid quivers anxiously.
MONSTER KID 2 ATK 2 DEF Looks like free EXP.
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Undyne... You're... You're hurt...
Hurt? It's nothing.
Next time, listen when I tell you to leave, okay?
I'll take care of this!
Get out of here!
...heh... "It's nothing"...
No... s-somehow, with just one hit...
I'm already...
Already...
D... damn it....
Papyrus... Alphys... ASGORE...
Just like that, I...
I've failed you.
No...
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My body... It feels like it's splitting apart.
Like any instant... I'll scatter into a million pieces.
But...
Deep, deep in my soul.
There's a burning feeling I can't describe.
A burning feeling that WON'T let me die.
This isn't just about monsters anymore, is it?
If you get past me, you'll...
You'll destroy them all, won't you?
Monsters... Humans... Everyone...
Everyone's hopes. Everyone's dreams. Vanquished in an instant.
But I WON'T let you do that.
Right now, everyone in the world...
I can feel their hearts beating as one.
And we all have ONE goal.
To defeat YOU.
Human. No, WHATEVER you are.
For the sake of the whole world...
I, UNDYNE, will strike you down!
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You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.
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You...
You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thank you!
Great work!
Bravo!
OK!
GLAD DUMMY - ATK 0 DEF 0 Wipe that smile off your face.
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OWWWW, you DUMMIES!!
Watch where you're aiming your MAGIC attacks!
Hey! You! Forget I said anything about MAGIC!!!
Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
Even if you attack my vessel, you'll NEVER hurt me!
I'm still incorporeal, you DUMMY!!!
Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
Futile. Futile! FUTILE!
Pitiful. Pitiful! PITIFUL!
Feeble. Feeble! FEEBLE!
I'll defeat you and take your SOUL!
I'll use your SOUL to cross the barrier!
I'll stand in the window of a fancy store!
THEN EVERYTHING I WANT WILL BE MINE!
Huh? Yeah, I guess that'll avenge my cousin.
What was their name again...?
Whatever. Whatever! WHATEVER!!
DUMMY BOTS! MAGIC MISSILE!
DUMMY BOTS! TRY AGAIN!
DUMMY BOTS! You're awful???
DUMMY BOTS! FINAL ATTACK!
(Wait, is DUMMY a compliment...?)
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Mad Dummy is doing an armless ska dance.
Mad Dummy is bossing around its bullets.
Mad Dummy glares into a mirror, then turns to you with the same expression.
Mad Dummy is hopping mad.
Smells like a clothing store.
This message will NEVER happen.
Mad Dummy is getting cotton all over the dialogue box.
MAD DUMMY
DEF Because they're a ghost, physical attacks will fail.
You tell Aaron to go away.
You talk to the DUMMY. ...
No one is happy with this.
Mad Dummy is looking nervous.
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HEY GUYS!
Dummies. Dummies! DUMMIES!
Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?
Well...
FAILURES! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU'RE ALL BEING REPLACED!!!
Hahaha. Hahaha! HAHAHA!
Now you'll see my true power:
Relying on people that aren't garbage!
Mechanical whirrs fill the room.
(N... no way!)
(These guys are even WORSE than the other guys!)
Who cares. Who cares! WHO CARES!!
I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!!
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I'VE GOT KNIVES!!!
I'm...
Out of knives.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!
YOU CAN'T HURT ME AND I CAN'T HURT YOU!
YOU'LL BE STUCK FIGHTING ME...
Forever.
Forever!
FOREVER!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Wh... What the heck is this!?
Ergh! Acid rain!?!
Oh, FORGET IT! I'm outta here!
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...sorry, i interrupted you, didn't i?
as soon as i came over, your friend immediately left...
oh no... you guys looked like you were having fun...
oh no... i just wanted to say hi...
oh no.................................................
oh wait... didn't you attack me before...
uhhh... that's awkward.
sorry. have a nice day.
Come on in, the water's fine ; )
No need for a swimming suit ; )
Edu- cation? Hobby? Talent?
Whew, I'm sweating ; )
Don't get too close ; )
Sure isn't creepy out ; )
I sure do love muscles ; )
Flagrant error ; )
Flexing contest? OK, flex more ; )
Nice!! I won't lose tho ; )
Fiesty, huh? ; )
Wow! Spunky! Love it ; )
You'll change your mind ; )
CHECK all you want ; )
...; )
Ha, nice. My kind of humor ; )
Just the two of us, huh? ; )
Hi? ; )
Aaron is splashing you playfully.
Aaron is looking around, fearful of something.
Aaron is sweating bullets. Literally.
Aaron is admiring his own muscles.
Smells like an underwater barnyard.
Smells like a mussel farm.
Aaron is ready for your next flex.
Aaron's muscles droop comically.
AARON
DEF This seahorse has a lot of HP (Horsepower).
All of his attacks are harder to dodge at the bottom of the box.
You tell Aaron to go away. He agrees.
You flex. Aaron flexes twice as hard. ATTACK increases for you two.
You flex harder. Aaron flexes thrice as hard. ATTACK increases for you two.
You flex. Aaron flexes very hard...
He flexes himself out of the room!
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awwAwa cute!! (pets u)
OMG!! humans TOO CUTE (dies)
hOI!!! i'm TEMMIE!!
fhsdhjf dsfjsd dshjfsd
NO!!!!! muscles ...... NOT CUTE
NO!!! so hungr... (dies)
hOI!!! i'm tEMMIE!!
FOOB!!!
Temmie is trying to glomp you.
Temmie forgot her other attack.
Temmie vibrates intensely.
Temmie is doing her hairs.
Temmiy accidentally misspells her own name.
Smells like Temmie Flakes.
How'd you do that?
TEMMIE
DEF Loves to pet cute humans. But you're allergic!
Temmie only wants the Temmie Flakes.
Give the Temmie Flakes? Yas NO!!!!!!!
You flex at Temmie...
You say hello to Temmie.
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NO!!!!! muscles r..... NOT CUTE
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Ooh, I have to disagree ; )
Temmie, are you okay? ; )
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NO!!!!! !!!!!!!
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Guoooh!
Roar.
*Chaste wiggle*
Moldsmal sits motionless.
Moldsmal is very normal.
Moldsmal is having quiet time.
Smells like a bait shop.
Quite impossible.
Moldbygg needs some distance.
Moldbygg gyrates reservedly.
Moldbygg mills about in the corner.
Moldbygg seems comfortable with your presence.
Moldbygg has seen better days.
MOLDSMAL? - ATK 6 DEF 0 It's a slime mold...?
MOLDBYGG - ATK 6 DEF 0 One size greater than Moldaverage.
You approach Moldsmal. Suddenly...!
You lie down. Moldbygg lies down too. Moldbygg understands life now.
You wiggle your hips. Suddenly...!
You hug Moldbygg. Gross slime covers you. Your SPEED decreased.
Wrong message!
You don't hug Moldbygg. It appreciates your respect of its boundaries.
LET'S START WITH AN EASY ONE!!
HERE'S YOUR TERRIFIC PRIZE!
ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. LET'S TALK ABOUT ME!
HERE'S ANOTHER EASY ONE FOR YOU!
DON'T 'COUNT' ON YOUR VICTORY...
LET'S PLAY MEMORY GAME.
BUT CAN YOU GET THIS ONE???
HERE'S A SIMPLE ONE.
TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS!!
Mettaton.
METTATON
DEF His metal body renders him invulnerable to attack.
Screaming is against the rules.
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THIS IS IT, DARLING! SAY GOODBYE!
HA! THAT BUTTON WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, DARLING!
YOU WOULDN'T DARE USE THE [ACT] COMMAND AND PRESS THAT BUTTON!
THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T PRESS IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU!
WITHOUT THAT BUTTON, YOU ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR DEMISE!
ANY MINUTE NOW!
ANY... MINUTE... NOW!
...(COUGH)
OH!!! THAT YELLOW GLOW...!
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
No on e cares.
You yell... Nothing happened.
You press the yellow button. The phone is resonating with Mettaton's presence...!
IS THAT YOUR PHONE? YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT!
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H-hey!! Th-this seems bad, but don't worry!!
Th-there's one last thing I installed on your phone...!
You see that yellow button...?
Go to this phone's [[ACT]] menu and press it!!!
Your phone's [[ACT]] menu is glowing.
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Now press [Z]!!!
OOOH!
OOOOOOOH!
YOU'VE DEFEATED ME!!
HOW CAN THIS BE, YOU WERE STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT, ETC.
WHATEVER.
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YES, I WAS THE ONE THAT RE-ARRANGED THE CORE!
I WAS THE ONE THAT HIRED EVERYONE TO KILL YOU!
THAT, HOWEVER, WAS A SHORT-SIGHTED PLAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER?
KILLING YOU MYSELF!!
LISTEN, DARLING. I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT.
YOU'RE WEAK.
IF YOU CONTINUE FORWARD, ASGORE WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL.
AND WITH YOUR SOUL, ASGORE WILL DESTROY HUMANITY.
BUT IF I GET YOUR SOUL, I CAN STOP ASGORE'S PLAN!
I CAN SAVE HUMANITY FROM DESTRUCTION!
THEN, USING YOUR SOUL, I'LL CROSS THROUGH THE BARRIER...
AND BECOME THE STAR I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING!
HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS...
NO! MILLIONS OF HUMANS WILL WATCH ME!
GLITZ! GLAMOUR! I'LL FINALLY HAVE IT ALL!
SO WHAT IF A FEW PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE?
THAT'S SHOW BUSINESS, BABY!
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MEttaton Rules the school.
Mettaton Is A- OK .
This is probably what you'll do if things continue in this manner.
You tell Mettaton that there's a mirror behind him.
U..uh... I can't see what's going on in there, but...
D-d-don't give up, okay!?
Th... there's o-one l-l-last way to beat Mettaton...
It's... um... it's...
This is a work in- progress, so don't judge it too hard...
But, you know how Mettaton always faces f-f-forward?
That's because there's a switch on his backside.
S-s-so if y-y-you c-c-can turn him around... um...
And, umm... press th-th-th-the switch...
He'll be... um... He'll be...
Vulnerable.
Well, g-g-gotta go!
Seems like a good time to turn Mettaton around.
OH??? A MIRROR???
RIGHT, I HAVE TO LOOK PERFECT FOR OUR GRAND FINALE!
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HMMM... I DON'T SEE IT... WHERE IS IT...?
DID YOU.
JUST FLIP.
MY SWITCH?
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THAT WORTHLESS PEA- SHOOTER WON'T WORK ON ME, DARLING.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTING IS!?
Errror Babye
No question.
Funyuns
Juggalos
Happy Beefsteak
Thunder muffin
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ERROR?
HAHAHA, YOU WISH! WRONG!
WRONG! IF ONLY ALPHYS COULD HELP!
NOPE! TOO BAD ALPHYS CAN'T HELP!
WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WROOOOOOOONG!!
COMPLETELY UTTERLY WRONG!!!!!!
BOY, THAT'S EMBARRASSING, HUH?
TIME'S UP! GUESS THAT'S A NO??
NO NO NO! CAN'T YOU READ!?
RIGHT! SOUNDS LIKE YOU GET IT!
CORRECT! WHAT A TERRIFIC ANSWER!
TOO EASY FOR YOU, HUH??????????
WONDERFUL! I'M ASTOUNDED, FOLKS!
CORRECT! YOU'RE SO LUCKY TODAY!!!
I'M SO FLATTERED YOU REMEMBERED!
GREAT ANSWER! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
OF COURSE THAT WAS EASY FOR YOU!
The quiz show continues.
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What's a pretzel's favorite color?
Black
Yellow
Red
Dusk
What's the prize for answering correctly?
Money
Mercy
New car
More questions
What's the king's full name?
Lord Fluffybuns
Fuzzy Pushover
Asgore Dreemurr
Dr. Friendship
What are robots made of?
Hopes Dreams
Metal Magic
Snips Snails
Sugar Spice
Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
31.054 minutes
16.232 minutes
32.049 minutes
32.058 minutes
How many flies are in this jar?
54
53
55
52
What monster is this?
Would you smooch a ghost?
Heck Yeah
How many letters in the name Mettaton
In the dating simulation video game "Mew Mew Kissy Cutie" what is Mew Mew's favorite food?
Who does Dr. Alphys have a crush on?
The human
Don't know
How bright is this text?
85 Bright
84 Bright
86 Bright
83 Bright
OH! OH! I KNOW THIS ONE!!! IT'S SNAIL ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!
IN THE FOURTH CHAPTER EVERYONE GOES TO THE BEACH!!!
AND SHE BUYS ICE CREAM FOR ALL OF HER FRIENDS!!!!
BUT IT'S SNAIL FLAVOR AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS IT!!!!!!
IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE GAME BECAUSE
IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY POWERFUL message about friendship and...
ALPHYS, ALPHYS, ALPHYS.
YOU AREN'T HELPING OUR CONTESTANT, ARE YOU?
OOOOOOH!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
I'LL ASK A QUESTION...
YOU'LL BE SURE TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO!
ALPHYS, ALPHYS, ALPHYS.
SEE, ALPHYS? I TOLD YOU IT WAS OBVIOUS.
EVEN THE HUMAN FIGURED IT OUT.
YES, SHE SCRAWLS HER NAME IN THE MARGINS OF HER NOTES.
SHE NAMES PROGRAMMING VARIABLES AFTER HER.
LOOLLLL IF YOU CAME TO THIS PART OF THE CODE TO SEE WHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOURE OUT OF LUCK
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SHE EVEN WRITES STORIES OF THEM TOGETHER...
SHARING A DOMESTIC LIFE.
PROBABILITY OF CRUSH: 101 PERCENT.
MARGIN OF ERROR. ONE PERCENT.
WHY WOULD SOMEONE OUTFIT AN AMUSEMENT ROBOT...
WITH BRUTAL COMBAT CAPABILITIES?
SIMPLE.
TO IMPRESS MR. ASGORE DREEMURR, OF COURSE!
OR AS ALPHYS CALLS HIM...
"MR. DREAMY."
THOSE STRONG ARMS...
THAT LUSTROUS BEARD...
LIKE ALL THOSE WHO CREATE WEAPONS.
SHE CRAVES THE TENDER EMBRACE OF A BURLY MAN.
CAN SHE TRULY BE BLAMED?
...SERIOUSLY?
MY MY... HOW CONCEITED CAN YOU GET...?
I LOVE IT!
AND WHILE YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG, YOU DESERVE SOME CREDIT.
I'VE SEEN HER WATCH YOU ON HER COMPUTER SCREEN.
SMILING WHEN YOU SUCCEED.
SHRIEKING WHEN YOU FAIL.
AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS, WHISPERING...
"NO! WRONG! YOU HAVE TO GO THAT WAY!"
IN ITS OWN WAY, IS THIS NOT LOVE??
CORRECT.
DR. ALPHYS HAS A CRUSH ON...
THE UNKNOWABLE.
YOU SEE, ALPHYS BELIEVES THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE.
SOMEONE WATCHING HER.
SOMEONE SHE THINKS IS "CUTE" AND "INTERESTING."
HELLO, THEORETICAL PERSON.
DR. ALPHYS LIKES YOU.
TOO BAD YOU ARE NOT REAL.
*DERISIVE LAUGHTRACK*
H-hey, I've done research about this!
There are alternate universes out there!
S-someday, maybe, I could meet them...
YOU SAID THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT "MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE."
BUT I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
PERSON, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE...
HOW ABOUT GIVING US A SIGN, RIGHT NOW?
THAT SETTLES THAT, DOESN'T IT?
WELL WELL WELL.
WITH DR. ALPHYS HELPING YOU...
THE SHOW HAS NO DRAMATIC TENSION!
WE CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS!!
BUT.
BUT!!!
THIS WAS JUST THE PILOT EPISODE!!
NEXT UP, MORE DRAMA!
MORE ROMANCE!!!
MORE BLOODSHED!!!
UNTIL NEXT TIME, DARLINGS...!!!
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Like, give us the soul brah.
Like, "you're dead" and all.
Like, prepare to die, right?
Like, perish and stuff.
D... Dude...
Like, team attack!
Like... what? I don't get it.
Like, hands off the merch.
H-HEY, STOP THAT!!
02... this is, like, for you.
Like, 02...
02... are you really..
02... I never told him...
02!? B-but why!?
02 seems to be bothered by his outfit.
01 is polishing his face.
01 stands guard.
02 watches your movements.
Smells like a military zoo.
01 holds his head in his hands.
Anguished noises come from inside 01's armor.
01 stands still.
01 doesn't know what to do.
01's breathing intensifies.
RG 01
DEF Royal Guard member with shining, polished armor.
I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell.
You attempt to touch RG 01's armor. Your hands slip off.
You tell RG 01 to be honest with his feelings.
D-dude ...
I can't ...
I can't take this anymore!
Not like this!!
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Like, 02! I like...
I like, LIKE you, bro!
The way you fight... The way you talk...
I love doing team attacks with you.
I love standing here with you, bouncing and waving our weapons in sync...
02... I, like, want to stay like this forever...
...
....
Uh...
I mean, uh...
Psyche! Gotcha, bro!!! Haha!
Whew, bro! That human,
Put me under, uh, mind control!
What was I just saying?
It's all a blur, dude!! Whoops!
...01.
Y-yeah, bro??
...do you want to...
...get some ice cream...
...after this?
Like...
Sure, dude! Haha!
01 and 02 are looking at each other happily.
...... ... sigh.
...... heh.
...... what?
...... hmph.
...team attack.
...i won't tell.
...getting ... warmer.
...hello.
01... you...! ..!!!!
01...!? What the...!?
Sweat pours from 02's armor.
02 is clenching and unclenching his fists.
02 is shaking his head.
02 is striking his sword against the ground.
02 is coughing.
02's breathing intensifies.
RG 02
DEF Royal Guard member with stuffy armor.
Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell.
I couldn't stop laughing.
You clean RG 02's armor. Its cooling dirt begins to wash away.
You were repelled.
You pat RG 02's chest like a muscular bongo.
You tell RG 02 your favorite secret.
...can't ... take it.
...armor... too... HOT!!!
...much better.
RG 01 looks bothered by something.
......
I know, but...
Glove... getting looser.
Nice to meet you???
04...!! Why didn't I...
04!? You... YOU...!
03 rubs her glove quietly.
04 hums and looks the other way.
03 stands guard.
04's twitches her tail.
03 is trembling.
03 is holding her face in her hands.
03 stands still.
03 seems sick.
03's breathing intensifies.
RG 03
You touch RG 03's glove. It starts to come loose.
You shake RG 03's claw.
You tell RG 03 that she should stand up for herself.
My glove ...!
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03... Is that ...?
Yes. It is.
Go ahead. Laugh at me.
No, I...
RG 04 is looking at her own glove.
Hmph, try not to mess this up.
I'll take you down alone!
Sigh... team attack, I guess.
I'm a one woman army.
What are you talking about?
My... glove...
Don't touch that!!
,..
03! I didn't want this...
03... 03...
03... answer me...
03! I never said sorry...
03...!? Why, you...
04 holds her head in her hands.
Sad mews emerge from 04's armor.
04 is thunderstruck.
04 does nothing.
04's breathing intensifies.
RG 04
DEF Royal Guard member. Protective of her armor.
You attempt to touch RG 04's glove. She bats your hand away.
You touch RG 04's glove softly. She nods and begins to take it off.
You tell RG 04 to remember what being friends is about.
Actually ...
I still wear mine too.
Our friendship bracelets from high school.
03, I'm sorry. I thought you hated me, after what happened...
We did some pretty nasty things to each other, because of...
That old drama? Forget about it.
To tell you the truth, I requested to be partners with you.
I wanted to become friends with you again...
But I didn't know how to breach the topic.
03!
After this...
Do you want to get some ice-cream?
Salmon- flavor?
You know it!
03 and 04 are planning all sorts of things to do together.
It's not like I LIKE you.
Id... Idiot!
Hmph! Don't get in my way.
>_<... Human ...
...H-human ... ...?
Eeeeh? H-human ...?
Human, I...
Huh!? Y-you sicko!
Ah... Is that true...?
No way! Why would I like YOU
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Tsunderplane looks over, then turns up its nose.
Tsunderplane shakes its nose dimissively at you.
Tsunderplane "accidentally" bumps you with its wing.
Tsunderplane gives you a condescending barrel roll.
Smells like an airport perfume counter.
Tsunderplane is looking away shyly.
Tsunderplane's body is smoking.
TSUNDERPLANE
DEF Seems mean, but does it secretly like you?
You tell Tsunderplane it has an impressive wingspan.
You tell Tsunderplane it has nice turbines.
You tell Tsunderplane it has a powerful rudder.
You tell Tsunderplane that you like its taste in movies and books.
You tell Tsunderplane that it has cute winglets.
You get close to Tsunderplane. But not too close.
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B-but I never got to ...!
Ah! I'll help! Healing magmas!
You're hurt! I'll help!!!
Thunder! Helpful speed up!!!
Speed will help dodge!!
Ahh...
Does not help...
Oh! Ah! I'm helping!
Feels so warm...
Ahh! Tries the hardest!
Works hard! Works hot!
Ahh! Ahh! Does my best!
Ahh... Not... helping? OK...
Trash... rump... Ahh...
Ahh... So... LOVEY!
Hug... continue ...
Starting to get weird.
Vulkin parades around the room.
Vulkin is making coffee in its crater.
Vulkin is wiggling its weird rump.
Vulkin makes a smoke hoop and jumps through it.
Smells like a lava lamp.
Vulkin's cheeks glow with a bright heat.
Vulkin parades around you proudly.
Vulkin stands in the corner.
Little streams of lava come from Vulkin's eyes.
Vulkin reassures you the plane turning tiny is, like, completely intentional.
VULKIN
DEF Mistakenly believes its lava can heal people.
You tell Vulkin that its attacks are NOT helpful.
You tell Vulkin that its rump looks like a sack of trash.
You tell Vulkin it's doing a great job. Its attacks become extreme...
You give Vulkin a hug. It warms your heart...
And your whole body! Ouch! Your DEFENSE dropped!
Nothing else happened.
Burn, baby, BURN!
Hot enough for ya!?
Feel the heat.
Is it cold in here?
Hot!! HOT!! Hotter! HOTTER!!
BRRRR! What's the deal!?
Sorry!! I'm all tied up!!
Pyrope is protected by its winsome smile.
Pyrope is pretending to pull the fire alarm.
Pyrope is chuckling through its teeth.
Pyrope is pretending to be a candle.
Smells like rope burn.
Pyrope wants more heat.
The room is sweltering!
PYROPE
DEF This mischievous monster is never warm enough.
You blow on Pyrope. Its flames die down. Pyrope's ATTACK dropped!
You crank up the thermostat. Pyrope begins to get excited.
You crank up the thermostat. It's super hot! Pyrope looks satisfied.
You crank up the thermostat. It's SOOOO hot!
You invite Pyrope to hang out.
What is it, deary?
No, no, it's time to go~
...well... maybe ONE little nibble~~
Just kidding, of course~
If you don't mind being gobbled up~ Ahuhuhu~
Ahuhuhuhu~ Well, I don't mind keeping you here~
Feeling comfortable trapped in that web?
It's time to go~
Ahuhuhu~ What are you doing~
Why so pale? You should be proud~
Proud that you're going to make a delicious cake~ Ahuhuhu~
Let you go? Don't be silly~
Your SOUL is going to make every spider very happy~~~
You're scaring off all my customers!
Oh, how rude of me! I almost forgot to introduce you to my pet~
It's breakfast time, isn't it? Have fun, you two~
The person who warned us about you...
Offered us a LOT of money for your SOUL.
Looked like a total nerd.
They had such a sweet smile~ and... ahuhu~
She was very adamant I run away with her~~~ Ahuhuhu~~~
It's strange, but I swore I saw them in the shadows... Changing shape...?
She even left a route for me to escape from~
Oh, it's lunch time, isn't it? And I forgot to feed my pet~
With that money, the spider clans can finally be reunited~
She said she would block off the rest of Hotland after I followed her~
You haven't heard? Spiders have been trapped in the RUINS for generations!
Foolish nerd~ A spider NEVER leaves her web~
(Except to sell pastries~)
Even if they go under the door, Snowdin's fatal cold is impassable alone.
Ah, but I do feel a little regret over it now...
But with the money from your SOUL, we'll be able to rent them a heated limo~
Yes, I should have wrapped her up when I had the chance~
And with all of the leftovers...? We could have a nice vacation~
Or even build a spider baseball field~
She looked like she would have made a juicy donut~~~
But enough of that... It's time for dinner, isn't it? Ahuhuhu~
Don't look so blue, my deary~
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Muffet pours you a cup of spiders.
All the spiders clap along to the music.
Muffet does a synchronized dance with the other spiders.
Muffet tidies up the web around you.
Smells like freshly baked cobwebs.
MUFFET
DEF If she invites you to her parlor, excuse yourself.
You struggle to escape the web. Nothing happened.
You struggle to escape the web. Muffet covers her mouth and giggles at you.
You struggle to escape the web. Muffet laughs and claps her hands.
You struggle to escape the web.
Muffet is so amused by your antics that she gives you a discount!
You pay
G. Muffet reduces her ATTACK for this turn!
You empty your pockets, but you don't have enough money. Muffet lowers the price.
You're out of money. Muffet shakes her head.
You empty your pockets... But you don't have any money at all!
Muffet takes pity on you and reduces her ATTACK for this turn.
Muffet refuses your money.
...I think purple is a better look on you! Ahuhuhu~
You're trapped in a strange purple web!
You're still alive? Ahuhuhu~
Oh, my pet~ Looks like it's time for dessert~
Huh? Where did you get that...?
Did you steal it?
Oh, my pet~ It's time to show them what we do with thieves~
Huh? A telegram from the spiders in the RUINS?
What? They're saying that they saw you, and...
...that this is an error message!?
...even if you are stingy, you never hurt a single spider!
...even if you hurt others, you never hurt a single spider!
...you helped donate to their cause!
...you were really passionate about spiders!
...you're a total spider fanatic!
They say even if you are a hyper- violent murderer...
You never laid a single finger on a spider!
Oh my, this has all been a big misunderstanding~
I thought you were someone that hated spiders~
The person who asked for that SOUL...
They must have meant a DIFFERENT human in a striped shirt~
The person who warned me about you...
They really had no idea what they were talking about~
Sorry for all the trouble~ Ahuhuhu~
I'll make it up to you~
You can come back here any time... And, for no charge at all...
I'll wrap you up and let you play with my pet again!
Ahuhuhuhuhuhu~ Just kidding~
I'll SPARE you now~
Muffet is sparing you.
Abra cadabra.
Alakazam !!
Tinkle tinkle hoy.
Hocus pocus.
Please and thank you.
Ah! A fellow wizard!
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Madjick does a mysterious jig.
Madjick flaunts its orbs in a menacing manner.
Madjick whispers arcane swear words.
Madjick peers at you with strange eyes.
Smells like magic.
Madjick is distracted by its own voice.
You still feel confused.
Madjick is distracted. You still feel confused.
Madjick's orbs are incapacitated.
Madjick believes you are a fellow wizard.
Madjick
DEF This magical mercenary only says magic words.
You can't get a word in edgewise. Its words dizzy you...
Madjick interrupts you by chattering to itself.
Its gibberish dizzies you... Your DEFENSE drops by 1.
Magick interrupts you by chattering to itself. It seems satisfied.
Where to stare? Chaser Orb Corner Orb
You ignore Madjick and think of pollen and sunshine. Your DEFENSE increased by 1.
You think of pollen and sunshine.
Your confusion abates. Your DEFENSE increased by 2.
The unrelenting "Chaser Orb" was weakened by your glare.
The destitute "Chaser Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
The intimidating "Corner Orb" was weakened by your glare.
The homely "Corner Orb" was weakened further by your glare.
Good knight.
Fare well.
Adieu.
Close your eyes...
Goodbye.
Zzzz...
...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... It's OK.
Knight Knight smashes her morningstar.
Knight Knight breathes deeply.
Knight Knight watches quietly.
Knight Knight's armor emits a dark sheen.
Smells like stardust.
Knight Knight is snoring.
KNIGHT KNIGHT
DEF This megaton mercenary wields the Good Morningstar.
You ask Knight Knight about her day. There's no response.
You ask Knight Knight about her day.
You talk to Knight Knight. She hums something in her sleep...
You sing an old lullaby. Knight Knight starts to look sleepy...
You sing Shyren's song. Knight Knight starts to look sleepy...
You keep singing. Knight Knight closes its eyes a bit...
You keep singing. Nothing happened.
You keep singing. Knight Knight falls asleep.
Robbit, robbit.
Creak, creak.
Skip, jump.
Woof.
Shudder, shudder.
Nod, nod.
(Thought -ful croak)
(Impress -ed ribbit)
Final Froggit knows exactly why it's here.
Final Froggit jumps ominously up and down.
You are intimidated by Final Froggit's strength. Truly.
Final Froggit seems reluctant to fight you.
Final Froggit stands its ground.
FINAL FROGGIT
DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter.
You compliment Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its ATTACK dropped.
You threaten Final Froggit. It understood you perfectly. Its DEFENSE dropped.
You did something mysterious.
Final Froggit recognizes it has more to learn from this world.
You did something mysterious. But nothing happened.
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You've seen enough.
Take your last look.
What are you so afraid of?
Finally, someone gets it.
How dare you.
That's right!
You dare defy me?
You've pushed your luck.
That takes guts.
...Don't pick on me.
...Pick on me.
Astigmatism gazes through your soul.
Astigmatism gives you a hypnotizing glare.
Astigmatism clicks its teeth.
Smells like glasses.
Astigmatism has gone bloodshot.
Astigmatism doesn't care about fighting anymore.
Astigmatism is watering.
ASTIGMATISM
DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
You pick on Astigmatism.
You don't pick on Astigmatism.
You execute some action.
You stand up to Astigmatism.
You stand up to Astigmatism. The other monsters are impressed.
No regrets.
I've made my choice.
Not this time.
*Shine shine*
I'm not afraid of you.
I've made my peace.
Don't give up!
There's still hope.
Courage ...
Whimsalot locks eyes with you.
Whimsalot flutters silently.
Whimsalot shakes its head dismissively.
Whimsalot spins its weapon around.
Smells like nightshade and bleach.
Whimsalot doesn't want to fight anymore.
Whimsalot's flying stutters.
WHIMSALOT
DEF It finally stopped worrying.
You reassure Whimsalot that what it's doing is alright.
You leap at Whimsalot in a threatening manner.
You kneel and pray for safety. Whimsalot remembers its conscience.
Tick.
Tock.
Zzz...
Swish.
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The bomb is still active!
The dog is still active!
BOMB
DEF Could blow at any moment.
ANNOYING DOG-BOMB It's blissfully unaware of its circumstances.
EXTREMELY AGILE G.O.W. All things considered, it's an extremely agile glass of water.
SCRIPT BOMB
DEF Like all modern blockbusters, it's full of explosions.
BASKET BOMB
DEF Even if you explode, you'll at least look good.
PRESENT BOMB
DEF Regardless, you'll have to write a thank-you letter.
GAME BOMB
DEF You really should have rented it first.
Defuse failed! Aim for DEFUSE ZONE!
Bomb defused!
Dog defused!
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Writing
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Lights! Camera! Action!
Drama! Romance! Blood- shed!
I'm the idol everyone craves!
Smile for the camera!
Oooh, it's time for a pop quiz!
I hope you brought a keyboard...
This one's an essay question!
Your essay really showed everyone your heart.
Why don't I show you mine?
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Ooooh, I'm just warming up!
But how are you on the dance floor!?
Can you keep up the pace!?
Lights! Camera Bombs!
Things are blowing up!
Time for our union- regulated break!
We've grown so distant, darling...
How about another heart-to-heart?
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A.. arms? Wh... who needs arms with legs like these?
I'm still going to win!
Come on ...!
The show ... must go on!
Dr... Drama! A... Action!
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L... lights... C... camera...
Enough of this! Do you really want humanity to perish!?
...or do you just believe in yourself that much?
Haha, how inspiring!
Well, darling! It's either me or you!
But I think we both already know who's going to win.
Witness the true power of humanity's star!
...then...
Are YOU the star?
Can you really protect humanity!?
Smells like Mettaton.
Monster seems satisfied.
Mettaton has low HP.
METTATON EX
DEF His weak point is his heart-shaped core.
You say you aren't going to get hit at ALL.
Ratings gradually increase during Mettaton's turn.
You posed dramatically. The audience nods.
Despite being hurt, you posed dramatically. The audience applauds.
Despite being wounded, you posed dramatically. The audience gasps.
With the last of your power, you pose dramatically. The audience screams.
You turn and scoff at the audience.
They're rooting for your destruction this turn!
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H.. ha...
So I was wrong.
Darling...
You really are strong enough to get past ASGORE.
Well then...
It's time for you to go.
Don't worry about me.
I might seem like I'm dying now, but...
Dr. Alphys can always repair me.
And... besides...
Even if I'm not cut out to be a star...
I still got to perform for a human, didn't I?
So, thank you, darling...
You've been a great audience!
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OOH, LOOK AT THESE RATINGS!!!
THIS IS THE MOST VIEWERS I'VE EVER HAD!!!
WE'VE REACHED THE VIEWER CALL-IN MILESTONE!
ONE LUCKY VIEWER WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO TALK TO ME...
...BEFORE I LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND FOREVER!!
LET'S SEE WHO CALLS IN FIRST!
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HI, YOU'RE ON TV!
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW???
sadmett
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oh........
hi... mettaton...
i really liked watching your show...
my life is pretty boring... but...
seeing you on the screen... brought excitement to my life... vicariously
i can't tell, but... i guess this is the last episode...?
i'll miss you... mettaton......
...oh.... i didn't mean to talk so long...
oh..........
NO, WAIT! WAIT, BL...
H... THEY ALREADY HUNG UP.
I'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALLER!!!
Mettaton, your show made us so happy!
Mettaton, I don't know what I'll watch without you.
Mettaton, there's a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton- shaped heart.
AH... I...
I SEE...
EVERYONE... THANK YOU SO MUCH.
DARLING.
PERHAPS... IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF I STAY HERE FOR A WHILE.
HUMANS ALREADY HAVE STARS AND IDOLS, BUT MONSTERS...
THEY ONLY HAVE ME.
IF I LEFT... THE UNDERGROUND WOULD LOSE ITS SPARK.
I'D LEAVE AN ACHING VOID THAT CAN NEVER BE FILLED.
SO... I THINK I'LL HAVE TO DELAY MY BIG DEBUT.
BESIDES.
YOU'VE PROVEN TO BE VERY STRONG.
PERHAPS... EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO GET PAST ASGORE.
I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT HUMANITY.
HA, HA...
IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST, ANYWAY.
THE TRUTH IS, THIS FORM'S ENERGY CONSUMPTION IS...
INEFFICIENT.
IN A FEW MOMENTS, I'LL RUN OUT OF BATTERY POWER, AND...
WELL.
I'LL BE ALRIGHT.
KNOCK 'EM DEAD, DARLING.
AND EVERYONE... THANK YOU.
YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!
Ohhhh my.
If you flipped my switch, that can only mean one thing.
You're desperate for the premiere of my new body.
How rude...
Lucky for you, I've been aching to show this off for a long time.
So... as thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward.
I'll make your last living moments...
ABSOLUTELY beautiful!
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ESSAY PROMPT: Why do you love most about Mettaton? (No X or Z)
TIME UP!!!
[START TYPING]
Speechless...? Who can blame you?
Well... that's concise.
Beautiful. Sometimes the fewest words speak the loudest.
Nice. You get a gold star.
Oh my... what a great answer.
Oooooh, you said so much about me...
I love how passionate you are.
...even though I don't understand what you said...
Beautiful. Why don't you write a book?
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beaut
hot
sexy
pretty
handsome
gorgeous
sparkl
charm
attract
cute
smokin
elegant
good look
goodlook
good-look
grace
comely
fine
foxy
looker
dreamboat
stun
shapely
ravishing
allur
entic
seduct
enchant
appeal
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adorable
radiant
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Nice detail... You're right, I do look quite nice.
Wonderful! Amazing! A+... I AM completely stunning.
Oh, I'm blushing... You're completely right, I am beautiful in every way.
Oh my... I'm speechless... You've completely captured how beautiful I am.
That's right. Legs was the correct answer!
How creative. Arms... most people just think about my legs.
My hair... yes, I use metal hair gel.
personality
voice
dancing
Yes, my personality is quite charming, isn't it?
They say I have the voice of a Siren...
...awooga!
Dancing...? Thank you, I'm self-taught.
ugly
hideous
repulsive
unattractive
look bad
stupid
idiot
jerk
asshole
loser
dumbass
douche
Huh? This essay is supposed to be about me, not about you...
i love you
i love your
What a touching confession! I'll add it to the pile.
toby
Toby? What the hell is that? Sounds... sexy.
fuck
shit
cock
pussy
penis
vagina
anus
poop
tity
titty
bepis
Oh my! This is a family friendly TV show.
Now stand still while I murder you.
Mettaton is saving your essay for future use.
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INSTRUCTIONS ROOM. YOU WILL ENCOUNTER A SERIES OF ATTACK. PRESS [Z] TO FIRE THE WEAPON. YOU CAN TEST WEAPON HERE. SPECIAL RULE: BLUE LASERS WILL NOT HURT YOU IF YOU ARE STANDING STILL. PRESS [SPACEBAR] TO CONTINUE.
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Game Under
Big Wienener Zone.
Hall of failure.
Attack
:
TAke a screenshot of this every time for balancing purposes.
Hold SPACEBAR to restart from Attack 30
waiting for the next battle...
attack Number
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heal items left
press H to use one
your HP is
0
press SPACE to continue
blue lasers don't hit you if you don't move
Stage lights are blaring.
METTATON NEO - 90 ATK 9 DEF Dr. Alphys's greatest invention.
G... GUESS SHE SHOULD HAVE WORKED MORE ON THE DEFENSES...
...
YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME... BUT...
I KNOW. I CAN TELL FROM THAT STRIKE, DARLING.
YOU WERE HOLDING BACK.
YES, ASGORE WILL FALL EASILY TO YOU...
BUT YOU WON'T HARM HUMANITY, WILL YOU?
YOU AREN'T ABSOLUTELY EVIL.
IF YOU WERE TRYING TO BE, THEN YOU MESSED UP.
AND SO LATE INTO THE SHOW, TOO.
HA... HA. AT LEAST NOW, I CAN REST EASY.
KNOWING ALPHYS AND THE HUMANS WILL LIVE ON...!
GH...
GUESS YOU DON'T WANNA JOIN MY FAN CLUB...?
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DOODLEBOG - ? ATK ? DEF Art lets your wildest fantasies come to life!
DOODLEBOG C - ? ATK ? DEF The "C" stands for "seafaring." It likes to ride in a boat.
You draw a boat. Away it goes.
AHHHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!
Oh! Whoops! That hurt!
So sorry, I must have gotten in the way!
I really shouldn't stand so close
Ah I'm just being troublesome
Darn it, I keep getting in the way
So sorry, I'm such an oaf
Wandering in front of you...
Are you... trying to KILL me?
...so sorry, but I've had a really tough year.
I don't know if I could take you killing me on top of everything.
You should find someone else to kill. So sorry.
?????
I just said I'm not interested in the offer!!
...
Sorry, I must not have enunciated clearly enough.
I am not interested in being killed. Thank you very much.
Look, stranger
I... I guess I'm going to have to tell the truth.
My whole life, I've never been worth a lot of EXP.
Everyone else at my work, in my classes,
Would raise a person's LV by 4 or 5 when destroyed...
But me?
I wouldn't even increase your LV at LV 1.
For this reason... I... I've always been...
I've never been very good at getting killed. So...
I'm flattered that you... Want to destroy me.
But you are making a big waste of your time!!
Stop killing me!!!
OK, OK. Hm.
If you stop killing me, I'll pay you 200G.
220G?
300G?
W... Wait a second.
You trying to kill me... C... could it be...?
Because you don't like me very much...?
No, no, that can't be!
This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!!!
Pals... we're... we're still pals, right!!
OK, maybe not PALS, but, uh,
Friendly strangers?
You know, just one step away from being buds!!!
I mean, I was practically...
I was about to crack open the sparkling cider!
Pull out some baguettes and some swiss cheese!
BLOW ON A FREAKING PARTY HORN!!!
N... no, you don't like me either, huh...?
Nobody likes me... they're just putting up with me
I'm just annoying you... I should just leave
ARRRRRGHHHH!!! Why am I such an idiot??!?!!!!
How did I not see it before!!!
You weren't killing me because you LIKED me!!!
NOBODY does that!
That's NOT a thing!
Oh. Sorry. I was being too loud. Ugh.
I'm wasting your time, aren't I...?
...whew, I feel really... strange.
I think I need to go home and lie down.
Oh, I'm so sorry! How clumsy of me... I've bumped into you
I'm such a klutz.
I was just here to find something to draw, and...
Oh no, it's ok! It's OK!
I'll give you a gift to make up for your troubles.
Let me look in my vest!
Ummm, I couldn't find anything I want to give away.
Wait, wait!
I've got my notebook!
I can draw you a picture in it!
I'm quite the artist, you know.
I'll draw you a GREAT picture!!!
S.. sorry... The drawing didn't come out very well.
Wait! I know the problem!
I just have to find a better piece of paper for it!
None of my papers are good enough to use...
IT'S OK!!!
I know what I can do!! I'll use my magic pencil!
It has to be under some of these papers somewhere!!!!
Here! I got it!
My magic pencil is amazing!
Everything I draw with it looks...
COMPLETELY REAL!
I've messed up. I've really messed up. Oh no.
I'll just use a regular pencil! I'll try my best!
Are you ready!?
I just finished.
Here's your picture! What do you think!?
It's a representation of your deepest essence...
It's great, right!?
(They think my art is terrible.)
Well!
I'll leave you with that thought!
Goodbye!
See you later!
Sayonara!
Nice knowing ya!
Hasta la vista.
I should leave.
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The enemy looks nervous.
The enemy looks anxious.
The enemy taps his fingers together like jackhammers.
The enemy looks perturbed.
The enemy tries to copy your movements so it fits in.
The enemy uses a hypnotizing 3D-tush-wiggle attack.
Smells... furry.
Are we good here!?.
The enemy is apologizing to its visions of the Reaper.
SO SORRY This creature is definitely in the wrong time and space!
You wave. They're a bit preoccupied.
You say hello. They're a bit preoccupied.
You smile. They're a bit preoccupied.
You cough. They're a bit preoccupied.
You weep. They're a bit preoccupied.
Oh, and...
About all this.
Um.
Sorry.
Uuuuhhhh, oh no!! That's a little too real!
Asgore has low HP.
ASGORE 80 ATK 80 DEF
But there was nothing to say.
You quietly tell ASGORE you don't want to fight him.
His hands tremble for a moment.
You tell ASGORE that you don't want to fight him.
His breathing gets funny for a moment.
You firmly tell ASGORE to STOP fighting.
Recollection flashes in his eyes...
ASGORE's ATTACK dropped! ASGORE's DEFENSE dropped!
Seems talking won't do any more good.
All you can do is FIGHT.
too many times to count
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once before
twice before
three times
four times
five times
six times
seven times
eight times
nine times
You tell ASGORE that he's killed you
He nods sadly.
He nods grievously.
He nods pitifully.
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(A strange light fills the room.)
(Twilight is shining through the barrier.)
(It seems your journey is finally over.)
(You're filled with DETERMINATION.)
Human...
It was nice to meet you.
Goodbye.
Now, now.
There's no need to fight.
Why not settle this...
Over a nice cup of tea?
Ah...
So that is how it is.
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Why... You...
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I remember the day after my son died.
The entire underground was devoid of hope.
The future had once again been taken from us by the humans.
In a fit of anger, I declared war.
I said that I would destroy any human that came here.
I would use their souls to become godlike...
...and free us from this terrible prison.
Then, I would destroy humanity...
And let monsters rule the surface, in peace.
Soon, the people's hopes returned.
My wife, however, became disgusted with my actions.
She left this place, never to be seen again.
Truthfully...
I do not want power.
I do not want to hurt anyone.
I just wanted everyone to have hope...
I cannot take this any longer.
I just want to see my wife.
I just want to see my child.
Please... Young one...
This war has gone on long enough.
You have the power...
Take my soul, and leave this cursed place.
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After everything I have done to hurt you...
You would rather stay down here and suffer...
Than live happily on the surface?
Human...
I promise you...
For as long as you remain here...
My wife and I will take care of you as best we can.
We can sit in the living room, telling stories...
Eating butterscotch pie...
We could be like...
Like a family...
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You IDIOT.
You haven't learned a thing.
Hee hee hee.
So you finally get it.
So you DO recall.
In this world...
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It's KILL or BE killed.
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Hee hee hee. Don't worry.
I know there's no REAL point in fighting you.
The human souls would probably just revolt again.
So...!
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Hee hee hee.
Did you REALLY think killing me would make a DIFFERENCE?
No.
Every time you load your SAVE, I'll come back.
And every time you try to get a happy ending...
I'll be there to tear it away!
Ha ha ha!!!
Well, let's get this over with.
No. That's just a fantasy, isn't it?
Young one, when I look at you...
I'm reminded of the human that fell here long ago...
You have the same feeling of hope in your eyes.
There is an ancient prophecy among our people...
One day, a savior will come from the heavens.
...I believe the one that was prophecied was you.
Somewhere in the world outside...
There must be a way to free us from our prison.
It pains me to give you this responsiblity, but...
Please. Take my soul... and seek the truth.
remdepth
Ha... ha...
I'm sorry...
I couldn't give you a simple, happy ending...
But I believe your freedom...
...is what my son...
...what ASRIEL would have wanted.
See? I never betrayed you!
It was all a trick, see?
I was waiting to kill him for you!
After all it's me your best friend!
I'm helpful, I can be useful to you
I promise I won't get in your way
I can help... I can... I can...
Please don't kill me.
Greetings.
I am
Thank you.
Your power awakened me from death.
My "human soul."
My "determination."
They were not mine, but YOURS.
At first, I was so confused.
Our plan had failed, hadn't it?
Why was I brought back to life?
You.
With your guidance.
I realized the purpose of my reincarnation.
Power.
Together, we eradicated the enemy and became strong.
HP. ATK. DEF. GOLD. EXP. LV.
Every time a number increases, that feeling...
That's me.
Now.
Now, we have reached the absolute.
There is nothing left for us here.
Let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next.
The demon that comes when people call its name.
It doesn't matter when.
It doesn't matter where.
Time after time, I will appear.
And, with your help.
We will eradicate the enemy and become strong.
But.
You and I are not the same, are we?
This SOUL resonates with a strange feeling.
There is a reason you continue to recreate this world.
There is a reason you continue to destroy it.
You are wracked with a perverted sentimentality.
Hmm.
I cannot understand these feelings any more.
Despite this.
I feel obligated to suggest.
Should you choose to create this world once more.
Another path would be better suited.
Now, partner.
Let us send this world back into the abyss.
Right. You are a great partner.
We'll be together forever, won't we?
No...?
Hmm...
How curious.
You must have misunderstood.
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
Hmm... This feeling you have.
This is what I spoke of.
Unfortunately, regarding this...
YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE LONG AGO.
ERASE
DO NOT
huh.
always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first.
anyway, as i was saying, it's a nice day out.
why not relax and take a load off?
here we go.
You feel like you're going to have a bad time.
huff... puff...
all right. that's it.
it's time for my special attack.
are you ready?
here goes nothing.
yep.
that's right.
it's literally nothing.
and it's not gonna be anything, either.
heh heh heh... ya get it?
i know i can't beat you.
one of your turns...
you're just gonna kill me.
so, uh.
i've decided...
it's not gonna BE your turn. ever.
i'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up.
even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time.
capiche?
you'll get bored here.
if you haven't gotten bored already, i mean.
and then, you'll finally quit.
i know your type.
you're, uh, very determined, aren't you?
you'll never give up, even if there's, uh...
absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever.
if i can make that clear.
no matter what, you'll just keep going.
not out of any desire for good or evil...
but just because you think you can.
and because you "can"...
...you "have to."
but now, you've reached the end.
there is nothing left for you now.
so, uh, in my personal opinion...
the most "determined" thing you can do here?
is to, uh, completely give up.
and... (yawn) do literally anything else.
timerbonus
heh, didja really think you would be able to
so...
guess that's it, huh?
just...
don't say i didn't warn you.
welp.
i'm going to grillby's.
papyrus, do you want anything?
Skipped ahead.
what? you think i'm just gonna stand there and take it?
our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum.
timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting...
until suddenly, everything ends.
heh heh heh...
that's your fault, isn't it?
you can't understand how this feels.
knowing that one day, without any warning...
it's all going to be reset.
look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago.
and getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either.
cause even if we do...
we'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right?
to be blunt...
it makes it kind of hard to give it my all.
...or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...?
hell if i know.
all i know is... seeing what comes next...
i can't afford not to care anymore.
ugh... that being said...
you, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh?
listen.
i know you didn't answer me before, but...
somewhere in there. i can feel it.
there's a glimmer of a good person inside of you.
the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing.
someone who, in another time, might have even been...
a friend?
c'mon, buddy.
do you remember me?
please, if you're listening...
let's forget all this, ok?
just lay down your weapon, and...
well, my job will be a lot easier.
friendship...
it's really great, right?
let's quit fighting.
welp, it was worth a shot.
guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?
woah, you look REALLY pissed off...
heheheh...
did i getcha?
well, if you came back anyway...
i guess that means we never really WERE friends, huh?
heh.
don't tell that to the other sans-es, ok?
sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends.
i always thought the anomaly was doing this cause they were unhappy.
and when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this.
and maybe all they needed was... i dunno.
some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends.
but that's ridiculous, right?
yeah, you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy.
you'll keep consuming timelines over and over, until...
well.
hey.
take it from me, kid.
someday...
you gotta learn when to QUIT.
and that day's TODAY.
cause... y'see..
all this fighting is really tiring me out.
and if you keep pushing me...
then i'll be forced to use my special attack.
yeah, my special attack. sound familiar?
well, get ready. cause after the next move, i'm going to use it.
so, if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die.
well, here goes nothing...
survive THIS, and i'll show you my special attack!
you're sparing me?
finally.
buddy. pal.
i know how hard it must be...
to make that choice.
to go back on everything you've worked up to.
i want you to know... i won't let it go to waste.
...
c'mere, pal.
Just keep attacking.
Sans's movements grow a little wearier.
Sans's movements seem to be slower.
Felt like a turning point.
You felt your sins crawling on your back.
You felt your sins weighing on your neck.
KARMA coursing through your veins.
Doomed to death of KARMA!
The REAL battle finally begins.
Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of time.
Sans is starting to look really tired.
Sans is preparing something.
Sans is getting ready to use his special attack.
Sans is sparing you.
SANS 1 ATK 1 DEF The easiest enemy. Can only deal 1 damage.
Can't keep dodging forever. Keep attacking.
SANS 1 ATK 1 DEF The easiest enemy. Can only deal 1 damage.
it's a beautiful day outside.
birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
on days like these, kids like you...
birds are singing,
ready?
Should be burning in hell.
Flowey ran away.
I knew you had it in you!
I just can't understand...
I can't understand!
I can't understand.
...why are you being...
...so nice to me?
...why?
...?
...
I'll kill everyone you love.
I'll kill everyone.
I'll kill you.
If you let me live...
I'll come back.
Sparing me won't change anything.
Killing me is the only way to end this.
What are you doing?
Do you really think I've learned anything from this?
No.
A long time ago, a human fell into the RUINS.
Injured by its fall, the human called out for help.
ASRIEL, the king's son, heard the human's call.
He brought the human back to the castle.
Over time, ASRIEL and the human became like siblings.
The King and Queen treated the human child as their own.
The underground was full of hope.
Then... One day...
The human became very ill.
The sick human had only one request.
To see the flowers from their village.
But there was nothing we could do.
The next day.
The next day.
...
The human died.
ASRIEL, wracked with grief, absorbed the human's SOUL.
He transformed into a being with incredible power.
With the human SOUL, ASRIEL crossed through the barrier.
He carried the human's body into the sunset.
Back to the village of the humans.
ASRIEL reached the center of the village.
There, he found a bed of golden flowers.
He carried the human onto it.
Suddenly, screams rang out.
The villagers saw ASRIEL holding the human's body.
They thought that he had killed the child.
The humans attacked him with everything they had.
He was struck with blow after blow.
ASRIEL had the power to destroy them all.
But...
ASRIEL did not fight back.
Clutching the human...
ASRIEL smiled, and walked away.
Wounded, ASRIEL stumbled home.
He entered the castle and collapsed.
His dust spread across the garden.
The kingdom fell into despair.
The king and queen had lost two children in one night.
The humans had once again taken everything from us.
The king decided it was time to end our suffering.
Every human who falls down here must die.
With enough souls, we can shatter the barrier forever.
It's not long now.
King ASGORE will let us go.
King ASGORE will give us hope.
King ASGORE will save us all.
You should be smiling, too.
Aren't you excited?
Aren't you happy?
You're going to be free.
Howdy,
You finally made it home.
Remember when we used to play here?
Hee hee hee...
Boy!
Today's gonna be just as fun.
I remember when I first woke up here, in the garden.
I was so scared.
I couldn't feel my arms or my legs...
My entire body had turned into a flower!
"Mom! Dad! Somebody help me!" I called out.
But nobody came.
Eventually, the king found me, crying in the garden.
I explained what had happened to him.
Then he held me,
He held me with tears in his eyes, saying...
"There, there. Everything is going to be alright."
He was so... Emotional.
But... For some reason...
I didn't feel anything at all.
I soon realized I didn't feel ANYTHING about ANYONE.
My compassion had disappeared!
And believe me, it's not like I wasn't trying.
I wasted weeks with that stupid king, vainly hoping I would feel something.
But it became too much for me.
I ran away from home.
Eventually, I reached the RUINS.
Inside I found HER,
I thought of all people, SHE could make me feel whole again.
She failed.
Ha ha...
I realized those two were useless.
I became despondent.
I just wanted to love someone.
I just wanted to care about someone.
, you might not believe this...
But I decided... It wasn't worth living anymore.
Not in a world without love.
Not in a world without you.
So...
I decided to follow in your footsteps.
I would erase myself from existence.
And you know what?
I succeeded.
But as I left this mortal coil...
I started to feel apprehensive.
If you don't have a SOUL, what happens when you...?
Something primal started to burn inside me.
"No," I thought. "I don't want to die!"
Then I woke up.
Like it was all just a bad dream.
I was back at the garden.
Back at my "save point."
Interested, I decided to experiment.
Again and again, I brought myself to the edge of death.
At any point, I could have let this world continue on without me.
But as long as I was determined to live...
I could go back.
Amazing, isn't it,
I was amazed, too.
At first, I used my powers for good.
I became "friends" with everyone.
I solved all their problems flawlessly.
Their companionship was amusing...
For a while.
As time repeated, people proved themselves predictable.
What would this person say if I gave them this?
What would they do if I said this to them?
Once you know the answer, that's it.
That's all they are.
It all started because I was curious.
Curious what would happen if I killed them.
"I don't like this," I told myself.
"I'm just doing this because I HAVE to know what happens.
Ha ha ha... What an excuse!
You of all people must know how liberating it is to act this way.
At least we're better than those sickos that stand around and WATCH it happen...
Those pathetic people that want to see it, but are too weak to do it themselves.
I bet someone like that's watching right now, aren't they...?
Nowadays, even that's grown tiring.
You understand,
I've done everything this world has to offer.
I've read every book. I've burned every book.
I've won every game. I've lost every game.
I've appeased everyone. I've killed everyone.
Sets of numbers... Lines of dialogue... I've seen them all.
But you... YOU'RE different.
I never could predict YOU,
When I saw you in the RUINS, I didn't recognize you.
I thought I could frighten you, then steal your SOUL.
I failed.
And when I tried to load my save file...
It didn't work.
...Your DETERMINATION!
Somehow, it's even greater than mine!
I just have one question for you,
How did you get back to the RUINS from here...?
...wait, I know.
She must have taken you when she left.
And decided to give you a proper burial, rather than...
Hanging out in the basement forever.
...but, why then...?
What made you wake up?
Did you hear me calling you...?
It doesn't matter now.
I'm so tired of this,
I'm tired of all these people.
I'm tired of all these places.
I'm tired of being a flower.
There's just one thing left I want to do.
Let's finish what we started.
Let's free everyone.
Then... let's let them see what humanity is REALLY like!
That despite it all...
This world is still "kill or be killed!!"
Then...?
Well. I had...
Been entertaining a few ways to use that power.
Hee hee hee...
But seeing you here changed my mind.
...I think if you're around...
Just living in the surface world doesn't seem so bad.
We don't even need to leave to get them this time.
The king has six of them locked away.
I've tried hundreds of ways to get him to show me them...
But he just won't.
I know he'll do it for YOU.
Why am I telling you all of this?
, I said it before.
Even after all this time...
You're still the only one that understands me.
You won't give me any worthless pity!
Creatures like us...
Wouldn't hesitate to KILL each other if we got in each other's way.
So that's...
So... that's... Why...
...ha... Ha...
...what's this... ... feeling?
Why am I... Shaking?
Hey...
...No hard feelings about back then, right?
H-Hey, what are you doing!?
B... back off!!
I... I've changed my mind about all this.
This isn't a good idea anymore.
Y-you should go back,
This place is fine the way it is!
S-s-stop making that creepy face!
This isn't funny!
You've got a SICK sense of humor!
But nobody came.
Do you think I'm pretty?
That's what they all say.
Stay here with me...
Welcome to my special hell.
Life's flashing before my teeth
I've felt this before.
You hear the melody of pulsating flesh.
Could this be goodbye!?
Monster has low HP.
You called for help. But nobody came.
You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread's body shakes...
You hum a familiar tune. Nothing else happened.
You hum a familiar tune. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You screamed out. But nobody came.
You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread's muscle shakes...
You flexed your arm. Nothing else happened.
You flexed your arm. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread's teeth shake...
You let Lemon Bread be. Nothing else happened.
You let Lemon Bread be. Lemon Bread seems to remember something.
You cried as loud as you could. But nobody came.
Don't pick on me.
Someone finally gets it.
Ribbit ribbit.
Smells like a ,
Reaper Bird seems placated.
DEF This relentless bully ALWAYS gets its way.
DEF It finally stopped worrying.
DEF Its future looks brighter and brighter .
REAPER BIRD
DEF This relentless future finally looks brighter and brighter.
You pick on , . It seemed effective.
But, it was already picked on.
Reaper Bird
You pick on Reaper Bird. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
You did something mysterious. , recognizes it has more to learn from this world.
But, it was already mystified.
You did something mysterious. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
You wash your hands. Nothing happened.
Your hands are clean enough to eat!
You hum a familiar tune. But no one heard you.
You kneel and pray for safety. , remembers its conscience.
But , already remembered its conscience.
You kneel and pray for safety. Reaper Bird seems to remember something.
sinepitcher
sn... o... wy...
haha... i... remem.. ber...
haha... thank... you...
Smells like salty slush.
Seems calmed down.
AMALGAMATE
DEF Seems like it's losing itself.
You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears run down your face.
...what? You didn't do that?
But it's not funny.
You said something like... "You look horrible." "Why are you even alive?"
...what? You didn't say that?
You call this a performance?
You told a bad pun about snow. Her expression starts to shift.
You told a bad pun about snow. Her expression changes more.
You told a bad pun about snow. She's completely calmed down.
mega
dontcomeback
scr_fx_waver_scanline
Come join the fun.
It's a real get together
Lorem ipsum docet
Become one of us!
That's a shame.
Oh well.
Be seeing you.
Then, hold still.
Just a moment.
You'll be with us shortly.
sq
dnoise
But nobody came.
Smells like batteries.
Seems like it doesn't care anymore.
No data available.
The enemy put a piece of itself in your inventory.
But your inventory was full.
AT -
DF -
You take out your CELL PHONE. You can hear voices through the receiver...!
Memoryhead
MEMORYHEAD
dogsong
Amalgamate is watching you intently.
Amalgamate is waiting for your command.
It smells like a bunch of dogs.
Amalgamate is hovering close, looking for affection.
Amalgamate is striking the wall with its claws.
Amalgamate is twitching affectionately.
Amalgamate's convulsions intensify.
Endogeny is contented.
Endogeny
AMALGAMATE - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
ENDOGENY - It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
The Amalgamate's feelers rotate quickly. Nothing else happens.
You call the Amalgamate.
It bounds towards you, flecking a strange liquid from an orifice.
mouthspeed
You try looking away, but it seems to appear everywhere you look.
You pet the Amalgamate.
You'd give it a tummy rub, but it's not clear where its tummy begins or ends.
You pet decisively. The Amalgamate seems to be satisfied by all this.
spared
You pet the Amalgamate. It starts to generate a Stage I Happiness Froth.
You try to pet the Amalgamate but your hand phases through it.
It must not want to be pet for now.
You pet the Amalgamate. It convulses rapidly... Then calms down.
It rests quietly on your lap for a moment...
Suddenly, it shoots away and crawls wildly on the walls!
Amalgamate is too far away to pet. You just pet the air.
You play with the Amalgamate.
Amalgamate seems too tired to play.
You throw your weapon into the corner of the room.
The Amalgamate brings it back to you... Proudly?
You repeat this process a few times.
Now Amalgamate is very tired... It leans its dripping, amorphous body on you...
Amalgamate is not excited enough to play with...?
mouth
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mercyno
talkt
All humans will die!
You're our real enemy.
Mercy is for the weak.
The Lost Soul stands there.
You tapped the Lost Soul lightly.
Something about the way you fight is familiar to her...
Something about the way you fight... It's all flooding back!
You asked the Lost Soul to teach you how to cook.
She doesn't know why, but she kind of wants to teach you how...
Suddenly, the memories are flooding back!
You gave the Lost Soul a big smile, like you remember she likes to do.
For some reason, she sort of wants to smile back...
You clashed against the Lost Soul with all of your might.
She feels your fighting spirit... It's familiar somehow.
She recognizes your fighting spirit... suddenly, memories are flooding back!
Well, some humans are OK, I guess!
I MUST CAPTURE A HUMAN!
THEN EVERY ONE WILL,
You told the Lost Soul a bad pun about skeletons.
He seems to hate it... But the other Lost Soul seems to like it.
Something about that bad joke... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, its memories are flooding back!
Seeing how nicely you treated its brother, the other Lost Soul remembers, too!
You asked the Lost Soul for help with a puzzle.
He doesn't know why, but he really wants to help you.
You asked the Lost Soul to cook something for you.
The Lost Soul is trying to hide its joy...
You insulted the Lost Soul.
Somehow, it seems flattered by this.
Somehow, it's flattered by this... memories are flooding back!
NO! WAIT!! YOU'RE MY FRIEND! I COULD NEVER CAPTURE YOU!!
nah, i'm rootin for ya, kid.
just give up. i did.
why even try?
you'll never see 'em again.
You asked the Lost Soul to take a break from fighting with you...
It seems like it wants to.
It nods its head solemnly... Seems like it will!
You told the Lost Soul a bad pun about skeletons.
He seems to love it... But the other Lost Soul seems to hate it.
You told the Lost Soul you'd think about what you'd done.
It seems like it's trying to remember...
It nods solemnly...!
You tell the Lost Soul you think that jumble is tougher than crosswords.
You tell the Lost Soul you think that crosswords are tougher than jumble.
It seems to have some dim recollection of this fact...
It nods its head, like it knew this without question...!
The other Lost Soul remembers this conversation, too!
You hate me, don't you...?
I've got to keep lying...
All I do is hurt people.
You tell the Lost Soul that you'll continue to support her.
Something about the way you said that is familiar to her.
Suddenly, she remembers... It's all flooding back!
You call the Lost Soul on the phone... She starts to sweat.
She doesn't know why, but this all seems very familiar...
You ask the Lost Soul what her favorite cartoon is.
She can barely hold back from giving you an enormous answer...
You ask the Lost Soul for help on a quiz question.
She barely holds back from giving you the answer...
Suddenly, memories are flooding back!
No, that's not true! My friends like me! And I like you, too!
This is for your own good.
No one will leave again.
The Lost Souls stand there.
You tell the Lost Soul that you have to go if you're going to free everyone.
Something is stirring within her...
Something stirs within her... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
Seeing her remember you, the male Lost Soul tried hard to remember you, too!
You refuse to fight the Lost Soul.
Something about this is so familiar to her...
You hug the Lost Soul and tell her that you're going to see her again.
Something about this is so familar to her...
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer butterscotch instead of cinnamon.
You tell the Lost Soul you prefer cinnamon instead of butterscotch.
Somehow, she faintly recalls hearing this before...
Suddenly, her memories are flooding back!
Your fate is up to you now!
You are our future!
Forgive me for this.
This is my duty.
You tell the Lost Soul that you're going to save everyone.
Something stirs deep within him.
Something stirs within him... It's all flooding back!
Suddenly, his memories are flooding back!
Seeing how nice you are, the female Lost Soul's memories returned, too!
You tell the Lost Soul that you won't hurt him, no matter what.
Something about this is so familiar to him...
You stare deep into the eyes of the Lost Soul.
He remembers the gaze of humans past...
You hug the Lost Soul.
It seems like his aggression is slowly melting away...
Suddenly, his memories are flooding back!
You know...
I don't care about destroying this world anymore.
After I defeat you and gain total control over the timeline...
I just want to reset everything.
All your progress... Everyone's memories.
I'll bring them all back to zero!
Then we can do everything ALL over again.
And you know what the best part of all this is?
You'll DO it.
And then you'll lose to me again.
And again.
And again!!!
Because you want a "happy ending."
Because you "love your friends."
Because you "never give up."
Isn't that delicious?
Your "determination." The power that let you get this far...
It's gonna be your downfall!
Now, ENOUGH messing around!
It's time to purge this timeline once and for all!
Asriel readies "STAR BLAZING."
Asriel charges "SHOCKER BREAKER."
Asriel calls on "CHAOS SABER."
Asriel readies "CHAOS BUSTER."
Asriel readies "GALACTA BLAZING."
Asriel calls on "CHAOS SLICER."
Asriel readies "SHOCKER BREAKER II."
Asriel readies "CHAOS BLASTER."
Asriel readies "HYPER GONER."
Asriel is glowing with a strange power.
ASRIEL DREEMURR ATK DEF Legendary being made of every SOUL in the underground.
ASRIEL DREEMURR ATK DEF The Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath!
You held on to your hopes... You reduced how much DAMAGE you'll take this turn!
You kept holding on. DAMAGE reduced!
You think about why you're here now...
You can feel the empty space in your inventory get smaller and smaller!
Your items fill up with dreams.
...even after that attack, you're still standing in my way...?
Wow... You really ARE something special.
But don't get cocky.
Up until now, I've only been using a fraction of my REAL power!
Let's see what good your DETERMINATION is against THIS!!
You feel something faintly resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something strongly resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel your friends' SOULs resonating within ASRIEL!
The whole world is ending.
You feel something slightly resonating within ASRIEL.
You feel something weakly resonating within ASRIEL.
Strangely, as your friends remembered you...
Something else began resonating within the SOUL, stronger and stronger.
It seems that there's still one last person that needs to be saved.
But who...?
Suddenly, you realize.
You reach out and call their name.
Can't move your body. Nothing happened.
You struggle... Nothing happened.
You tried to reach your SAVE file. Nothing happened.
You tried again to reach your SAVE file. Nothing happened.
Seems SAVING the game really is impossible.
SAVING over ASRIEL's file seems like the only way to defeat him...
But, having never SAVED before, you lack the power to do it.
But...
Maybe, with what little power you have...
You can SAVE something else.
Can't move your body.
!?!?
Huh? What are you doing...!?
Urah ha ha ha... Behold my TRUE power!
I can feel it...
Every time you die, your grip on this world slips away.
Every time you die, your friends forget you a little more.
Your life will end here, in a world where no one remembers you...
Still, you're hanging on...?
That's fine.
In a few moments, you'll forget everything, too.
That attitude will serve you well in your next life!
Ura ha ha...
Still!?
Come on...
Show me what good your DETERMINATION is now!
Ultimate bepis
Wh... what did you do...?
What's this feeling...? What's happening to me?
No! NO! I don't need ANYONE!
STOP IT! Get away from me!
Do you hear me!?
I'll tear you apart!
...Do you know why I'm doing this...?
Why I keep fighting to keep you around...?
I'm doing this...
Because you're special,
You're the only one that understands me.
You're the only one who's any fun to play with anymore.
No...
That's not JUST it.
I... I...
I'm doing this because I care about you,
I care about you more than anybody else!
I'm not ready for this to end.
I'm not ready for you to leave.
I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again...
cry
So, please... STOP doing this...
AND JUST LET ME WIN!!!
bodyfader
I'm so alone,
I'm so afraid,
, I...
I...
You called out to your friends with all your heart.
From somewhere, you felt their support...
You reached out to ASRIEL's SOUL and called out to your friends.
They're in there somewhere, aren't they?
Within the depths of ASRIEL's SOUL, something's resonating..!
Asriel Dreemurr
"The true final battle" was finally beginning.
STOP IT!!
STOP IT NOW!!!
Ha ha hee hee ho ho huu huu!
Honk! HOOONK!
(Mime noises)
They're coming.
I love to laugh!
Send in the clowns.
Everyone has gone.
They cannot worry for me.
Don't let them see me this way.
Laughter hides the pain.
Migospel is juggling balls of ants.
Migospel makes a balloon animal out of bees. Shape: Pile of bees
Migospel intentionally pratfalls. Twenty times.
Smells like bug-flavored cotton candy.
Migospel's facade is broken.
Migospel's clown aura fades.
MIGOSPEL
DEF This messed-up clownbug thinks battle's a performance.
Talking has no effect.
Hisssss
Herssss
Ate Your Green Snakes
Don't Be Rude
Eat Your Green Tasty Snakes
Parsnik has a hissy fit.
Parsnik's snakes shift to change hairstyles. Mohawk. Ponytail. Undercut.
Parsnik completely closes its mouth. It looks short and weird.
Snakes play with a beach ball.
Smells like tasty snakes.
Parsnik seems satisfied.
The snakes are wilting.
PARSNIK
DEF This cobrafied carrot has a headful of tasty snakes.
You tried to eat Parsnik, but it wasn't weakened enough.
You start eating snakes like they're spaghetti. You recovered 5 HP!
Parsnik mishears you and fires a series of tasty snakes.
(slime sounds)
Shh...
Hsh...
Krr...
Moldessa's face rearranges itself.
Moldessa tries to make its face look like a movie- star's, but it shifts apart.
Moldessa hides behind its ears. ... arms?
Smells like twelve-week-old gummy bears.
Moldessa's face falls apart.
Moldessa's face looks... happy?
MOLDESSA
DEF Can't decide on a face. Can't see friend from foe.
You encourage Moldessa to try a new look. Its face shifts...
You adjust Moldessa's face.
You adjust Moldessa's face. It seems to be happy with its new look.
You lie down and rest. Moldessa tucks you in with a blanket of moss.
While you were sleeping, the other monsters get bored.
You lie down and rest. Moldessa tucks you in with a blanket of moss.
tobdog
And that's the end of Hard Mode!
Eh??
You are ending it NOW?
And on such a dramatic moment...?
That's the difficult part.
Not the bullets.
But, accepting that it's all over...
But there WILL be more, will there not?
Maybe.
Knowing the answer is...
...HARD.
...
Hey!
Aren't you supposed to be dying or something?
Well. What is the point of that now?
What will you do instead...?
Hmmm. Perhaps I will bake another pie.
That last one ended up a little burnt.
I thought it was good.
Theoretically.
It's not like I ate it all while you were fighting.
Hey! Hey! Can I have some pie!
You are just going to eat it all...
I can helllp!!!
Snoring on the floor is NOT help.
I'm not snoring, I'm cheering you on in my sleep!!
Oh, you're still here?
Don't you have anything better to do?
Hey.
What's the hold up!?
Shouldn't she be dead by now!?
I've been waiting in that room for...
...Hard mode...?
Gee, you better take a picture.
People are gonna think you're REALLY cool.
...NOT!
Golly, talk about a tryhard.
PA. THE. TIC.
Uh, so, are you gonna keep going, or...?
It's over.
Hahaha! I KNEW that!
Why does everyone have to be so condescending!?
So what's YOUR excuse? Sitting around here...?
Don't you have anything better to
I already said that.
HARD MODE
Coming...
Maybe,
Eh. don't count on it.
THIS IS AN ERROR MESSAGE. REALLY!!!
YOU'RE TOO WEAK!! I WAS EASILY ABLE TO CAPTURE YOU!!!
I WILL NOW SEND YOU TO THE CAPTURE ZONE!!
OR, AS SANS CALLS IT...
OUR GARAGE???
YOU'RE IN THE DOGHOUSE NOW!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
WELL!!! YOU MAY HAVE CLEVERLY ESCAPED FROM JAIL BEFORE...
BUT THIS TIME, I'VE UPGRADED THE FACILITIES.
NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE TRAPPED...
BUT YOU WON'T EVEN WANT TO LEAVE!!!
YOU ARE... PERSISTENT!
BUT! IT JUST WON'T WORK ON ME!
I AM THE PERSISTENTEST!
AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE PERSISTENESTER...
THAT IS WRONG! GRAMATICALLY WRONG!
BECAUSE THE CORRECT FORM WOULD BE...
NOT AS PERSISTENTEST AS PAPYRUS, THE PERSISTENTESTEST!
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LESSON.
You're blue now.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
THAT'S MY ATTACK!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
Napstablook eagerly awaits your response.
do you like it...
i call it "dapper blook"
You cannot give up just yet...
! Stay determined...
, this is just a bad dream...
Wake up! It's not over!
! It's like he says...
You have to stay determined...
! Please don't give up...
Have some determination...
! You're
You can't quit! Stay determined...
, is this a kind of joke?
Cut it out! Wake up!
, it's not time to leave!
Hold on!
, gather your strength.
Stay determined!
, you have to keep going.
Our fate rests upon you...
You're going to be alright!
Don't lose hope!
It cannot end now!
geeettttttt dunked on!!!
if we're really friends...
you won't come back.
But it refused.
unfader
deleteafter
canpress
I SEE. I SEE.
YOU LIKE CARESSING MY BICEPS WITH A FLOATING HEART.
BUT WHO DOESN'T!?
TRY AGAIN!
THIS SHIRT DIDN'T ORIGINALLY SAY 'COOL,' BUT I IMPROVED IT.
EXPERT TIP^ALL CLOTHING ARTICLES CAN BE IMPROVED THIS WAY.
BUT THAT'S NOT A SECRET!!!
IT'S JUST GOOD ADVICE!!!
HOLDING MY HAND SO I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER...
NO!!! I MUST RESIST!!
THERE'S NO SECRET TO MY LEGS.
JUST HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE...
HUMAN SOULS ARE STRONGER THAN MONSTER SOULS...
BUT THE SOLES OF OUR SHOES ON THE OTHER HAND...!
...ARE ABOUT THE SAME.
HAT DIALOGUE.
I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY.
YOU'RE OVERWHELMED BY THE SIGHT OF MY COOL VIBES.
BUT YOU CAN'T BACK DOWN NOW!!!
No no no!
You want to press the other switch.
I even labelled it for you...
It seems that is not the correct switch.
(Wow!) (You are superfast at being wrong.)
This switch doesn't even work...
Please press this switch. - TORIEL
Please press this switch too. - TORIEL
Every time this old tree grows any leaves, they fall right off.
It's a neat-looking tree.
(It's natural for a tree to lose its leaves.)
Ah, the cactus. Truly the most tsundere of plants.
It's not like this cactus was waiting for you to come back or anything...
The fire isn't burning hot... Just pleasantly warm. You could put your hand inside.
Ribbit, ribbit. (Excuse me, human.)
(I have some advice for you about battling monsters.)
(If you ACT a certain way or FIGHT until you almost defeat them...)
(They might not want to battle you anymore.)
(If a monster does not want to fight you, please...)
(Use some MERCY, human.) Ribbit.
(The monsters in this world are very dangerous and aggressive.)
(In this place, running away will not work on the first turn.)
(It may be better to try another option.) Ribbit.
(You seem like you have grown into a thoughtful and conscientious person.)
(Whether that was from my advice or not...) (I'm quite proud.)
Ribbit.
Ribbit, ribbit. (Just between you and me...)
(I saw TORIEL come out of here just a little while ago.)
(She was carrying some groceries.)
(I didn't ask what they were for...)
(We're all too intimidated to talk to her.) Ribbit.
Ribbit, ribbit. (Seems like the RUINS have finally opened up.)
(Maybe we should finally go out to the rest of the underground.)
(Huh? The barrier's open, too...?)
(... let's just take this one step at a time, OK?)
(Normally, she carries groceries out of here.)
(But this time, she wasn't carrying anything.)
(She looked disappointed.) Ribbit.
Ribbit ribbit. (I heard using "F4" can make you have a "full screen.")
(But what does "F4" stand for?) ("Four frogs"?)
(I have only seen a maximum of three frogs in this room...)
(This is troubling, to say the least.) Ribbit.
Ribbit ribbit. (Did you ever find this room's fourth frog?)
Ribbit ribbit. (Yellow names were nice for a while.)
(Next time, we should try a relaxing shade of green.)
Ribbit ribbit. (How was your adventure?)
(It must have been difficult without being able to tell the enemy's feelings.)
Ribbit ribbit. (Finally, we can all remove these aging pink names.)
(Everyone gave you a big favor today.) (Try to respect that!)
xed
Ribbit, ribbit. (Sigh...)
(My friend never listens to me.)
(Whenever I talk, they skip through my words by pressing [X].)
(That's right.......) (Pressing [X]............) (................)
(Well, at least you listen to me.)
Ribbit, ribbit. (Say...)
(Now that your journey's over, maybe you'll have time to listen to me.)
(Since most people just press [X] to skip through my dialogue.)
(You've really matured, haven't you?)
(Oh, not you too!)
(... I suppose some things never change.)
(Toriel's small chair.) (Its name is Chairiel.)
(Who knows what the future holds for Chairiel.)
Did you miss it? Spider Bakesale down and to the right.
Come eat food made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders!
hey there. this is just a little test.
I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING !
no. not today.
This cheese has been here quite a long time.
It's stuck to the table...
(Looks like cheese has a nibble taken out of it.)
murdererlv1
i usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around...
but today i met somebody nice...
oh, i'm rambling again
i'll get out of your way
fought
i fell down a hole... now i cant get up...
go on without me...
wait, ghosts can fly, can't they...
oh well...
candymade
candy
(It's a spider web.)
(There's a flyer for a bake sale on it.)
donk
tor
curf
Do not worry about me.
Someone has to take care of these flowers.
Don't worry about me.
Frisk, please leave me alone.
I can't come back. I just can't, OK?
I don't want to break their hearts all over again.
It's better if they never see me.
...why are you still here?
Are you trying to keep me company?
Frisk...
Hey.
Let me ask you a question.
Frisk... Why did you come here?
Everyone knows the legend, right...?
"Travellers who climb Mt. Ebott are said to disappear."
Frisk.
Why would you ever climb a mountain like that?
Was it foolishness?
Was it fate?
Or was it... Because you...?
Well.
Only you know the answer, don't you...?
I know why
climbed the mountain.
It wasn't for a very happy reason.
Frisk. I'll be honest with you.
hated humanity.
Why they did, they never talked about it.
But they felt very strongly about that.
Frisk... You really ARE different from
In fact, though you have similar, uh, fashion choices...
I don't know why I ever acted like you were the same person.
Maybe... The truth is...
wasn't really the greatest person.
While, Frisk...
You're the type of friend I wish I always had.
So maybe I was kind of projecting a little bit.
Let's be honest. I did some weird stuff as a flower.
There's one last thing I feel like I should tell you.
Frisk, when
and I combined our SOULs together...
The control over our body was actually split between us.
They were the one that picked up their own empty body.
And then, when we got to the village...
They were the one that wanted to...
...to use our full power.
I was the one that resisted.
And then, because of me, we...
Well, that's why I ended up a flower.
This whole time, I've blamed myself for that decision.
That's why I adopted that horrible view of the world.
"Kill or be killed."
But now... After meeting you...
Frisk, I don't regret that decision anymore.
I did the right thing.
If I killed those humans...
We would have had to wage war against all of humanity.
And in the end, everyone went free, right?
I still feel kind of sad knowing how long it took...
...so maybe it wasn't a perfect decision.
But you can't regret hard choices your whole life, right?
Well, not that I have much of a life left.
But that's besides the point.
Frisk, thank you for listening to me.
You should really go be with your friends now, OK?
Oh, and, please...
In the future, if you uh, see me...
Don't think of it as me, OK?
I just want you to remember me like this.
Someone that was your friend for a little while.
Oh, and Frisk...
Be careful in the outside world, OK?
Despite what everyone thinks, it's not as nice as it is here.
There are a lot of Floweys out there.
And not everything can be resolved by just being nice.
Don't kill, and don't be killed, alright?
That's the best you can strive for.
Well, see you.
Don't you have anything better to do?
chair
(Seems like the right size for Toriel.)
(It's a great reading chair.) (But it doesn't seem like anyone uses it.)
faketor
alter
Alter
Hello... Are you all right?
You must be so lost and confused...
Ah, do not be afraid, my child.
I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS.
I pass through here every day to see if anyone has fallen down.
You are the first human to come here in a long time.
I will do my best to protect you during your time here.
Come! I shall guide you through the catacombs.
temptor
mus
flow
flow_m
Met1
Hee hee hee...
Why'd you make me introduce myself?
It's rude to act like you don't know who I am.
Someone ought to teach you proper manners.
Don't you have anything better to do?
Error
Really,
Well, do what you will.
I'll be waiting for you!
Hey. Remember.
DON'T kill anyone.
I can't believe this is a REAL thing I have to remind you.
Hee hee hee...
Good luck!
Remember...
THIS time, you've GOT to become friends with everyone.
OK?
If you DON'T, you'll be miserable FOREVER.
And we wouldn't want THAT, would we?
No... We just want you to be happy, right?
Good luck.
alter2
FloweyExplain1
FS
I hope you like your choice.
After all, it's not as if you can go back and change fate.
In this world, it's kill or be killed.
That old hag thought she could break the rules.
She tried so hard to save you humans.
But when it came down to it...
Hee hee...
SHE COULDN'T EVEN SAVE HERSELF.
WHAT AN IDIOT!!
Heheheheh.
You just can't get enough, can you!?
How many more times will you kill her?
Ha ha ha ha ha...
You disgusting animal.
You didn't even TRY to spare her.
Wow, you really can't get enough.
You kind of remind me of myself.
Wow, you're utterly repulsive.
You spared her life...
Then you decided that just wasn't interesting enough for you.
So you murdered her just to see what would happen.
You killed her out of boredom.
Truly disgusting...
Hee hee...
You naive idiot.
Do you think you are the only one with that power?
The power to reshape the world...
Purely by your own determination.
The ability to play God!
The ability to "SAVE."
I thought I was the only one with that power. But...
I can't SAVE anymore.
Apparently YOUR desires for this world override MINE.
Well well.
Enjoy that power while you can.
I'll be watching.
Hahaha...
You're not really human, are you?
No. You're empty inside. Just like me. In fact...
You're
, right?
We're still inseperable, after all these years...
Listen. I have a plan to become all powerful.
Even more powerful than you and your stolen soul.
Let's destroy everything in this wretched world.
Everyone, everything in these worthless memories...
Let's turn 'em all to dust.
Clever. Verrrryyy clever.
You think you're really smart, don't you?
So you were able to play by your own rules.
You spared the life of a single person.
Froggit, Whimsun. Vegetoid, Loox. Migosp, Moldsmal.
Think about those names.
Do you think any of those monsters have families?
Do you think any of them have friends?
Each one could have been someone else's Toriel.
Selfish brat.
Somebody is dead because of you.
I bet you feel really great.
You didn't kill anybody this time.
But what will you do if you meet a relentless killer?
You'll die and you'll die and you'll die.
Until you tire of trying.
What will you do then?
Will you kill out of frustration?
Or will you give up entirely on this world...
...and let ME inherit the power to control it?
I am the prince of this world's future.
Don't worry, my little monarch, my plan isn't regicide.
This is SO much more interesting.
But don't act so cocky.
I know what you did.
You murdered her.
And then you went back, because you regretted it.
Ha ha ha ha...
You naive idiot.
tor3
tor2
dogtimer
d_noise
Hello! This is TORIEL.
My errands are taking longer than I thought they would.
You must wait 5 more minutes.
Thank you for being patient.
Ring...
Hello... This is TORIEL.
I found what I was looking for.
But before I could take it...
A small, white puppy snatched it away.
How odd.
Do dogs even LIKE flour?
Err, that is an unrelated question, of course.
It will take a little longer. Please understand.
(You hear heavy panting on the other end of the phone...)
Bark! Bark!
Bark... Bark!
(You hear a distant voice.)
Stop, please!
Come back here with my CELLPHONE!
(Snore... snore...)
(It sounds like a small, white dog is sleeping on the cell phone.)
(You hear a distant voice.)
Helloooo? Little puppy...?
Where are you...?
I will give you a nice pat on the head!
(The snoring stops.)
...if you return my CELLPHONE.
(The snoring resumes.)
(Achoo!)
(It sounds like a small, white dog sneezing in its sleep.)
Here, pup-pup-puppy!
Oh dear, I should not keep my guest waiting any longer.
...Oh no, how long has it been since I have talked to them...?
Perhaps they have been calling the phone, and...?
...here, puppy!
(Yawn...)
(Blink blink.)
(You hear a tired voice.)
Doggie... Here, doggie...
Oh dear...
I do wonder how they are...
fademusicout
torielsong
How did you get here, my child? Are you hurt?
Not a scratch... Impressive! But still...
There, there, I will heal you.
Who did this to you? You will get an apology.
I should not have left you alone for so long.
It was irresponsible to try to surprise you like this.
Err...
Well, I suppose I cannot hide it any longer.
Come, small one!
torvolume
Oh dear, that took longer than I thought it would.
Do you smell that?
Surprise!
It is a butterscotch- cinnamon pie.
I thought we might celebrate your arrival.
I want you to have a nice time living here.
So I will hold off on snail pie for tonight.
Here, I have another surprise for you.
Er, I assume that expression means you do.
S... surprise!
I have baked a snail pie.
So I...
Here, I have another surprise for you.
This is it...
tiddywinkle
ruff
Is something burning...? Um, make yourself at home!
A room of your own. I hope you like it!
I think you should play upstairs instead.
It is dangerous to play here.
It is drafty here. You will catch a cold.
It is dusty here. You will catch a cough.
There is nothing to see here.
Do you want to read a book?
I do not like the game you are playing.
Why not go for a walk in the yard?
Really now.
...
Hey, do not go down here.
I have something to show you upstairs.
You wish to know how to return "home," do you not?
Ahead of us lies the end of the RUINS.
A one-way exit to the rest of the underground.
I am going to destroy it.
No one will ever be able to leave again.
Now be a good child and go upstairs.
Every human that falls down here meets the same fate.
I have seen it again and again.
They come.
They leave.
They die.
You naive child... If you leave the RUINS...
They... ASGORE... Will kill you.
I am only protecting you, do you understand?
...go to your room.
Do not try to stop me.
This is your final warning.
flames
turts
Goodbye, my child.
That is right.
Go upstairs.
If you truly wish to leave the RUINS...
I will not stop you.
However, when you leave...
Please do not come back.
I hope you understand.
You want to leave so badly?
Hmph.
You are just like the others.
There is only one solution to this.
Prove yourself...
Prove to me you are strong enough to survive.
Prove to me you are strong enough to survive!
...wait.
...why are you looking at me like that?
Like you have seen a ghost.
Do you know something that I do not?
No... That is impossible.
Prove to me that you are...
Hey, let me finish
Already?
What will it take for you to learn your lesson?
(You noticed there was a blue switch behind the top pillar.)
You have not left the room, have you?
There are a few puzzles ahead that I have yet to explain.
It would be dangerous to try to solve them yourself.
Hello? Hello? This is TORIEL.
My apologies. A strange dog kidnapped my phone.
So if you called, I could not have helped you.
However, I have recovered it.
And you are still in that room, are you not?
What a good child you are.
There are a few puzzles ahead that I have yet to explain.
Be good, alright?
You do not DISLIKE butterscotch, do you?
You do not DISLIKE cinnamon, do you?
I know what your preference is, but...
Would you turn up your nose if you found it on your plate?
Right, right, I understand.
Thank you for being patient, by the way.
Hello?
You do not have any allergies, do you?
Huh? Why am I asking?
No reason... No reason at all.
touch
I just realized that it has been a while since I have cleaned up.
I was not expecting to have company so soon.
There are probably a lot of things lying about here and there.
You can pick them up, but do not carry more than you need.
Someday you might see something you really like.
You will want to leave room in your pockets for that.
I have a question.
You like things other than butterscotch or cinnamon, too...
Do you not?
...oh, what am I asking.
I will keep looking.
You peek inside... Scandalous!
It's TORIEL's sock drawer.
You can't stop looking at the socks.
, please...
Wake up!
You are the future of humans and monsters...
(It felt strange to lie in the bed.)
(It feels entirely too small for you now.)
You send the line back out.
(Someone's been smoking dog treats.)
(It's a squeaky chew toy.)
(It's too small to sleep on.)
(Unfortunately, it's just dry food.)
(There's a hot dog cut up into the kibble.)
(It's a lump of snow with the word 'sans' written on it in red marker.)
(It's a snow Papyrus.)
(What a tiny doghouse!)
(It must be bigger on the inside.)
It's a snow poff.
And this... Is a snow poff.
This, however, is a snow poff.
Surprisingly, it's a snow poff.
Snow poff...
Is it really a snow poff?
Behold! A snow poff.
What's this called?
Eh? There's 30 G inside this... what is this?
(It looks like a snow ball...)
(Actually, it's a snowdecahedron.)
(It's a snow ball.)
(The machine isn't working.)
(It's a plate of frozen spaghetti.)
(It's so cold, it's stuck to the table...)
(It's a plate of lukewarm spaghetti.)
(Seems like something tried eating it and just...) (Gave up.)
(It's an unplugged microwave.)
(All of the settings say "spaghetti.")
It's a note from Papyrus...
HUMAN!! PLEASE ENJOY THIS SPAGHETTI.
(LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, THIS SPAGHETTI IS A TRAP...)
(DESIGNED TO ENTICE YOU!!!)
(YOU'LL BE SO BUSY EATING IT...)
(THAT YOU WON'T REALIZE THAT YOU AREN'T PROGRESSING!!)
(THOROUGHLY JAPED AGAIN BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!)
NYEH-HEH-HEH, PAPYRUS
SEEING AS THIS SPAGHETTI IS STILL HERE SOMEHOW...
I HEREBY DONATE IT TO THE PUBLIC.
IT'S LIKE A PLAYGROUND FOR YOUR MOUTH!
It's illegible chicken- scratch.
WHAT!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
SORRY, I HAVE TO LOCK YOU IN THE GUEST ROOM UNTIL UNDYNE ARRIVES.
FEEL FREE TO MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME!!!
REFRESHMENTS AND ACCOMODATIONS HAVE BEEN PROVIDED.
- NYEHFULLY YOURS, PAPYRUS
PLEASE ASK BEFORE YOU ESCAPE!!!
WHEN YOU WENT MISSING I GOT WORRIED SICK!!!
- SLIGHTLY BONETROUSLED, PAPYRUS
IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY...
JUST ASK!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO FIGHT ME!!!
- YOUR HOST, PAPYRUS
(This note is written very oddly, as if the paper was moving while it was written.)
(It says...) (Out to lunch...?)
(Shoot the opposing ship!) (Move the boxes to complete your mission.)
(Shoot the opposing ship!) (You have just one shot.)
(Hey!)
(Go up the creepy alleyway on the right for some great deals!)
There's some narration on this cardboard box.
YOU OBSERVE THE WELL-CRAFTED SENTRY STATION.
WHO COULD HAVE BUILT THIS, YOU PONDER...
I BET IT WAS THAT VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN!
(NOTE: NOT YET A VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN.)
(NOTE: NOT YET A VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN.)
(UPDATE: AM I A ROYAL GUARDSMAN YET???)
These instructions are written in chicken scratch.
It's some sort of checkpoint or sentry-station.
But there are bottles of ketchup, mustard, and relish sitting inside...
I don't understand why these aren't selling...
It's the perfect weather for something cold...
You must have something better to do than read this message.
I relocated my store, but there are still no customers...
I thought for sure if I went to Hotland, I'd sell some Nice Creams.
But nobody wants them. Everyone's just eating Starfaits and Glamburgers.
So!!!
I'm so happy!! Nice Cream is really changing the world!!
Hey! It's you again!
Business is excellent here! These two fellas bought ALL my ice cream!
I've actually sold out of everything!!!
...sorry.
Wait! I've still got something for you!
...a big smile! How about that!
I'm so excited to sell Nice Cream on the surface!
If all humans are like you, then...!
...then I'll still be able to sell to monsters, I hope.
If all humans are like you, I think it'll be a modest success!
If all humans are like you, I think it'll be really popular!
OH!!!! A CUSTOMER!!!
Fortunately, I've thought of a solution!!
Punch cards!!
Every time you buy a Nice Cream, you can take a punch card from the box.
If you have 3 cards, you can trade them for a free Nice Cream!
They're sure to get the customers to come back!
Anyway...
I'm having a going out of business sale.
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Oh? About that piece I gave you?
...I never gave you anything.
Ah... I can feel that piece of me has been well taken care of.
Hmmm...? The barrier's opened up?
Hmmm... Then, if it's not too much to ask...
...could you take that piece of me to the surface?
I would really appreciate it.
So, did you take that piece of me very far away...?
Where's the piece!?
Ah, the barrier's open...?
You know I cannot move. Why are you telling me? To mock me?
Everyone may think you are a good person, but this snowman knows the truth.
Someday, your friends will realize your heart is as cold as my butt.
(You're carrying too many items.)
Hello. I am a snowman. I cannot move.
Traveller, if you could...
(You got the Snowman Piece.)
Oh me, oh my. What are you doing?
Soon there won't be any of me left...
Stop... Please...
(A useless pile of snow.)
Seems like the base of a snowdog.
It's a pile of mushy snow.
This dog is staring blankly into the snow, waiting for it to turn into art.
It's the broken head of a snowdog.
(It's a tough-looking branch.) (It's too heavy to pick up.)
(It's been smashed like it was nothing...)
Just a conveniently-shaped lamp.
actually, hey... hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor?
i was thinking... my brother's been kind of down lately...
he's never seen a human before. and seeing you might just make his day.
don't worry, he's not dangerous.
even if he tries to be.
thanks a million. i'll be up ahead.
well, i'll be straight- forward with you.
my brother'd really like to see a human...
so, y'know, it'd really help me out...
if you kept pretending to be one.
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SO, AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYNE,
SO SANS! WHEN'S THE HUMAN SHOWING UP???
I WANT TO LOOK MY SUNDAY BEST...
OR AT LEAST MY TUESDAY PRETTY-GOOD.
don't you only have one outfit?
YEAH, BUT I COULD STYLE MY HAIR!
oh. right. good idea.
say, why don't you look over there?
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SANS!! OH MY GOD!! IS THAT...
A HUMAN!?!? !??!?!
A HUMAN!?!? !??!?!
AND IT LOOKS SO FAMILIAR...!!!
SANS!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
I'M DIZZY. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
behold.
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uhhhh...
actually, i think that's a rock.
uhhhh... i think it looks familiar...
because it's a rock?
OH MY GOD!!!
OH.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO LOOK AT A ROCK.
hey, what's that in front of the rock?
OH MY GOD!!!
(IS... IS THAT A HUMAN)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
(yes)
well. it's not a rock.
OH MY GOD!!!
SANS! I FINALLY DID IT!!
UNDYNE WILL...
I'M GONNA...
I'LL BE SO...
POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!!
...'AHEM'
HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!!!
I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU!
YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL!
THEN... THEN!!!
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S NEXT.
IN ANY CASE!
CONTINUE... ONLY IF YOU DARE!!!
NOT A ROCK...?
OH NO!!! BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION!!!
THAT MEANS IT'S A HUMAN!!!
AHEM!! HUMAN!!
PREPARE YOURSELF!! FOR HIGH JINKS! FOR LOW JINKS!
DANGERS! PUZZLES! CAPERS! JAPERS!
BEING CAPTURED!! AND OTHER SORTS OF FUN ACTIVITIES.
REFRESHMENTS WILL BE PROVIDED...
IF YOU DARE!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
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well, that went well.
don't sweat it, kid.
i'll keep an eyesocket out for ya.
...and you don't even bat an eye, huh?
YOU'RE SO LAZY!!
YOU WERE NAPPING ALL NIGHT!!
i think that's called...
sleeping.
EXCUSES, EXCUSES!
REALLY THOUGH!!! THAT HUMAN!!!
DO I KNOW THAT PERSON???
do you not know...
who you know?
PBPBPPBPT!!
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I KNOW!!
I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW...
I KNOW WHO I KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW I KNOW WHO I KNOW!
...YOU KNOW?
OH-HO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES!
OH-HO! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!
IN ORDER TO STOP YOU...
MY BROTHER AND I HAVE CREATED SOME PUZZLES!
I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS ONE...
QUITE SHOCKING!!!
FOR YOU SEE, THIS IS THE INVISIBLE...
ELECTRICITY MAZE!!!
WHEN YOU TOUCH THE WALLS OF THIS MAZE,
THIS ORB WILL ADMINISTER A HEARTY ZAP!
SOUND LIKE FUN???
BECAUSE!
THE AMOUNT OF FUN YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE,
IS ACTUALLY RATHER SMALL I THINK.
OK, YOU CAN GO AHEAD NOW.
SANS!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
i think the human has to hold the orb.
OH, OKAY.
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HOLD THIS PLEASE!
OKAY, TRY NOW!
INCREDIBLE!! YOU SLIPPERY SNAIL!!
YOU SOLVED IT SO EASILY... TOO EASILY!
HOWEVER!!
THE NEXT PUZZLE WILL NOT BE EASY!
IT IS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER, SANS!
YOU WILL SURELY BE CONFOUNDED!
I KNOW I AM!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!
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FOR YOU SEE, THIS IS... THE, INVISIBLE...
UHHHHHHH...?
HMMM... YOU MUST BE HAVING CULTURE SHOCK.
YOU SEE, WHERE I COME FROM, IT'S A LOVING TRADITION.
TO SUFFER THROUGH HORRIBLE PUZZLES FOR NO REASON.
SO, UH, JUST WALK BACK THERE, AND...
SIGH...
WHY COULDN'T WE GET A HUMAN THAT LIKES PUZZLES???
HUMAN!!! I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR...
SANS!! WHERE'S THE PUZZLE!!!
it's right there. on the ground.
trust me. there's no way they can get past this one.
trust me. there's no way they'll skip this one.
WHAT THE HECK!!! THEY DIDN'T SKIP IT!?!?
i'm tellin' ya. everyone likes word searches.
I CAN'T WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!
SANS!!! THAT DID NOTHING!!!
knew i should have put down junior jumble instead.
WHAT?!? JUNIOR JUMBLE!?
FINALLY, SOMETHING WE CAN BOTH AGREE ON.
IT WAS MADE BY THE GREAT...
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...ARE YOU SERIOUS?
SANS!!! HELP!!!
THEY KEEP WALKING THROUGH MY PUZZLES!
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO LET ME EXPLAIN THEM.
THEN THREATEN AND BAFFLE THEM WITH DANGEROUS JAPES.
well, maybe they don't like japes.
EVERYONE LIKES JAPES!!!
what about undyne? doesn't she hate puzzles?
SHE HATES PUZZLES. BUT SHE LOVES JAPES.
that makes sense.
HUMAN!! WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
PUZZLES OR JAPES?
OKAY, THIS IS NORMALLY THE PART.
WHERE YOU EITHER AGREE OR DISAGREE.
AND DEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER.
WE SAY SOMETHING GREAT IN RESPONSE.
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU DO THIS PUZZLE YOURSELF.
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HUMAN!
HMMM... HOW DO I SAY THIS...
YOU WERE TAKING A LONG TIME TO ARRIVE, SO...
I DECIDED TO IMPROVE THIS PUZZLE...
BY ARRANGING THE SNOW TO LOOK MORE LIKE MY FACE.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE SNOW FROZE TO THE GROUND.
NOW THE SOLUTION IS DIFFERENT!
AND,AS USUAL, MY LAZY BROTHER IS NOWHERE AROUND.
I SUPPOSE WHAT I AM SAYING IS...
WORRY NOT, HUMAN!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL SOLVE THIS CONUNDRUM!
THEN WE CAN BOTH PROCEED!
MEANWHILE, FEEL FREE TO TRY THE PUZZLE YOURSELF!
I'LL TRY NOT TO GIVE AWAY THE ANSWER!!!
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WOW!!! YOU SOLVED IT!!
AND YOU DID IT ALL WITHOUT MY HELP...
MY ADVICE HELPED! IT REALLY HELPED YOU!!
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INCREDIBLE! I'M IMPRESSED!!
YOU MUST CARE ABOUT PUZZLES LIKE I DO!
WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL LOVE THE NEXT PUZZLE THEN!
IT MIGHT EVEN BE TOO EASY FOR YOU!!
NYEH! HEH HEH! HEHEHEH!!!
HUMAN!
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THIS IS YOUR FINAL AND MOST DANGEROUS CHALLENGE!
BEHOLD! THE GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR!
WHEN I SAY THE WORD, IT WILL FULLY ACTIVATE!!!
CANNONS WILL FIRE! SPIKES WILL SWING! BLADES WILL SLICE!
EACH PART WILL SWING VIOLENTLY UP AND DOWN!
ONLY THE TINIEST CHANCE OF VICTORY WILL REMAIN!!!
ARE YOU READY!?
I!
AM!
ABOUT!
TO DO IT!
well? what's the holdup?
HOLDUP!? WHAT HOLDUP!?
I'M... I'M ABOUT TO ACTIVATE IT NOW!
that, uh, doesn't look very activated.
WELL!!!
THIS CHALLENGE!!!
IT SEEMS...
MAYBE... TOO EASY TO DEFEAT THE HUMAN WITH.
YEAH! WE CAN'T USE THIS ONE!!!
I AM A SKELETON WITH STANDARDS!!!
MY PUZZLES ARE VERY FAIR!
AND MY TRAPS ARE EXPERTLY COOKED!
BUT THIS METHOD IS TOO DIRECT! NO CLASS AT ALL!
AWAY IT GOES!
...THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO WALK THROUGH IT.
AND IT WON'T BE ANY FUN AT ALL.
hmmm... so this human thing was a bust, huh?
WELL. I MEAN. I'M EXCITED TO CAPTURE THEM.
SO I'LL BECOME A FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN!!!
BUT ALL THE TIME I PUT INTO THESE PUZZLES...
IT'S KIND OF LIKE THROWING A BIRTHDAY PARTY...
without traps and fire?
EXACTLY!! IT'S POINTLESS!!!
MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT TO BE LAZY ABOUT PUZZLES.
me? right about something? really?
YEAH!! WHAT AM I SAYING!
YOU'RE STILL COMPLETELY WRONG!
I JUST HAVE THE WRONG AUDIENCE!
THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN UNDYNE WOULD HAVE HERE!
FLAMES, VIOLENCE. IT'S RIGHT UP HER ALLEY!
SO I WON'T WASTE THIS PUZZLE ON YOU.
I JUST HAVE TO APPRECIATE...
THE FRIEND I ALREADY HAVE!!!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?
THIS WAS ANOTHER DECISIVE VICTORY FOR PAPYRUS!!
NYEH!!
HEH!!
HEH???
A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON!!!
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HUMAN.
ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS.
SOMEHOW, I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE AN OLD FRIEND...
EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET YOU BEFORE!!
I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY I FEEL THIS WAY...
DID I MEET YOU ONLINE???
I HAVE MANY "SOCIAL MEDIA CONNECTIONS."
IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF THEM ALL.
JUST A DOZEN MORE, AND...
I'LL FINALLY REACH DOUBLE DIGITS!!!
...HEY, WAIT A SECOND!
YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND!!! YOU'RE HUMAN!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALMOST TRICKED ME INTO NOT DEFEATING YOU!!!
WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE!
FEELINGS LIKE...
THE JOY OF FINDING ANOTHER PASTA LOVER.
THE ADMIRATION FOR ANOTHER'S PUZZLE- SOLVING SKILLS.
THE DESIRE TO HAVE A COOL, SMART PERSON THINK YOU ARE COOL.
THESE FEELINGS...
THEY MUST BE WHAT YOU ARE FEELING RIGHT NOW!!!
I CAN HARDLY IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY.
AFTER ALL, I AM VERY GREAT.
I DON'T EVER WONDER WHAT HAVING LOTS OF FRIENDS IS LIKE.
I PITY YOU... LONELY HUMAN...
WORRY NOT!!! YOU SHALL BE LONELY NO LONGER!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL BE YOUR...
...
NO...
NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG!
I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND!!!
YOU ARE A HUMAN!
I MUST CAPTURE YOU!!!
THEN, I CAN FULFILL MY LIFELONG DREAM!!!
POWERFUL! POPULAR! PRESTIGIOUS!!!
THAT'S PAPYRUS!!!
THE NEWEST MEMBER...
OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
OH... WHERE COULD THAT HUMAN HAVE GONE.
...WAIT... IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!
HELLO! I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU HAD GOTTEN LOST!
IT SURE IS A RELIEF TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE RIGHT HERE...
...WAIT A SECOND!!!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE!!!
GET BACK THERE!!!
I SUPPOSE THIS PROVES WHAT I SAID.
WE REALLY ARE BOUND TOGETHER.
TWO BONES IN THE SKELETAL ANATOMY OF FATE!!!
THAT'S HOW YOU APPEAR HERE NOW...
EVEN THOUGH IT'S VERY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ESCAPE.
AMAZING!!!
I FEEL A SINCERE...
WAAAAAIT A SECOND!!
I STILL HAVE TO CAPTURE YOU!!!
WHOOPSIE-DOOPSIE!!
BACK AGAIN, EH?
I SUPPOSE IT'S MY FAULT...
I TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT I WOULD MAKE YOU SPAGHETTI.
IT'S ONLY NATURAL THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE ME...
IN THE DIRE HOPE THAT I WOULD MAKE YOU SOME.
WELL... I UNDERSTAND.
PAPYRUS IS HUNGRY, TOO!
HUNGRY FOR JUSTICE!
HALT, HUMAN!
I WAS NEVER ONE TO BEPIS.
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU...
TO REACH THE EXIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO PASS...
THROUGH THE KING'S CASTLE.
TO REACH THE EXIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET...
THE KING.
THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS...
HE IS...
...WELL...
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HE'S A BIG FUZZY PUSHOVER!!!
EVERYBODY LOVES THAT GUY.
I AM CERTAIN IF YOU JUST SAY...
"EXCUSE ME, MR. DREEMURR... CAN I PLEASE GO HOME?"
HE'LL GUIDE YOU RIGHT TO THE BARRIER HIMSELF!
ANYWAY!!! THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING!!!
I'LL BE AT HOME BEING A COOL FRIEND!!!
FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HANG OUT!!!
FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HAVE THAT DATE!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
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HEY, QUIT MOVING WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE SOME THINGS TO SAY.
FIRST^YOU'RE A FREAKING WEIRDO!
NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT LIKE PUZZLES.
BUT THE WAY YOU SHAMBLE ABOUT FROM PLACE TO PLACE...
THE WAY YOUR HANDS ARE ALWAYS COVERED IN DUSTY POWDER.
IT FEELS...
LIKE YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN A DANGEROUS PATH.
HOWEVER!
I, PAPYRUS, SEE GREAT POTENTIAL WITHIN YOU!
EVERYONE CAN BE A GREAT PERSON IF THEY TRY!
AND ME, I HARDLY HAVE TO TRY AT ALL!!!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
HEY, QUIT MOVING!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
HUMAN! I THINK YOU ARE IN NEED OF GUIDANCE!
SOMEONE NEEDS TO KEEP YOU ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW!
BUT WORRY NOT! I, PAPYRUS...
WILL GLADLY BE YOUR FRIEND AND TUTOR!
I WILL TURN YOUR LIFE RIGHT AROUND!!!
I SEE YOU ARE APPROACHING.
ARE YOU OFFERING A HUG OF ACCEPTANCE?
WOWIE!! MY LESSONS ARE ALREADY WORKING!!
I, PAPYRUS, WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!
COME ON! DON'T BE SO RUDE!!!
I SET UP THIS PUZZLE JUST FOR YOU!
DO YOU TREAT YOUR MOTHER THIS WAY...
WHEN SHE MAKES YOU A PUZZLE ?!?!?
HUMANS...
SANS!!!! THE HUMAN IS ESCAPING!!!
YOU MADE THE PUZZLE TOO HARD!!
HEY YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!
Did something move? Was it my imagination?
I can only see moving things.
If something WAS moving... For example, a human...
I'll make sure it NEVER moves again!
H... hey! I can't stop shivering all of a sudden.
Who... who's there!?
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S-S-S-Something pet me... Something that isn't m-m-moving...
I'm gonna need some dog treats for this!!!
A stick appeared out of nowhere, then disappeared.
Was it a ghost stick?
Did I just return it to the afterlife?
I need some dog treats to think about this.
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Hello? Is anybody there...? No?
Are you two playing a trick on me? Real funny.
Big guy? Is that you? Come on...
Well, it's not the tall skeleton... He's too loud.
Whoever you are, knock it off!!!
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What's that smell? (Where's that smell?)
If you're a smell... (... identify yoursmellf!)
Hmmm... Here's that weird smell...
It makes me want to eliminate.
(... Eliminate YOU!)
Dogs can pet other dogs??? (A new world has opened up for us...)
Thanks, weird puppy!
Weird smells can bring good things... (Friendly fun fetch!)
Thanks, weird smell! (It sure was fun to "stick" together!)
heheh... the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick.
it's ALWAYS funny.
anyways, you're a human, right?
that's hilarious.
heh, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick...
wait a sec... have you heard it before or something?
you turned around before i said to... ... weird.
...whatever. you're a human, right?
i'm sans. sans the skeleton.
im actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now.
but... y'know...
i dont really care about capturing anybody.
now my brother, papyrus...
he's a human-hunting FANATIC.
hey, actually, I think that's him over there.
i have an idea. go through this gate thingy.
yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone.
that's, uh. your cue to laugh.
or, uh, to emote at all...?
(gee, lady, you really know how to pick 'em, huh...?)
OK, that's fine. everyone's got their own sense of humor.
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Human.
Don't you know how to greet a new pal?
Turn around and shake my hand.
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quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.
sup, bro?
YOU KNOW WHAT "SUP," BROTHER!
IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T...
RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES!
YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?
staring at this lamp. it's really cool. do you wanna look?
NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!
WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?!
I WANT TO BE READY!!!
I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE!
I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!
THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
RESPECT... RECOGNITION...
I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!
PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY, "FRIEND?"
I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
hmm...
maybe this lamp will help you.
SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!
ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!
hey, take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today.
a skele-ton.
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SANS!!!
come on. you're smiling.
I AM AND I HATE IT!
WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME...
HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION...
wow, sounds like you're really working yourself...
down to the bone.
UGH!!!
I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES...
AS FOR YOUR WORK?
PUT A LITTLE MORE,
"BACKBONE" INTO IT!!!!
NYEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
HEH!
ok, you can come out now.
uh, ok, i guess you don't have to.
SANS!!! HAVE YOU FOUND A HUMAN YET!??!
yeah.
REALLY!?!? WOWIE!!!
GUESS THAT'S SETTLED!!
that worked out, huh?
you oughta get going. he might come back. and if he does...
...you'll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes.
what's the holdup? look, there's nothin to be afraid of.
it's just a dark cavern filled with skeletons and horrible monsters.
well?
...are you just gonna stare at me, or...?
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hey, here's something important to remember.
my brother has a very special attack.
if you see a blue attack, don't move and it won't hurt you.
here's an easy way to keep it in mind.
imagine a stop sign. when you see a stop sign, you stop, right?
stop signs are red. so imagine a blue stop sign instead.
simple, right? when fighting, think about blue stop signs.
remember... blue stop signs.
hey, thanks... my brother seems like he's having fun.
by the way, did you see that weird outfit he's wearing?
we made that a few weeks ago for a costume party.
he hasn't worn anything else since...
keeps calling it his "battle body."
man.
isn't my brother cool?
it would make my brother happy if you played along.
thanks for saying "junior jumble" just to appease my brother.
yesterday he got stumped trying to "solve" the horoscope.
papyrus... ... finds difficulty in interesting places.
guess you don't like word searches, huh?
me neither. i'm more of a funny pages kind of guy.
i guess despite all that, you still like word searches, huh...?
that means you can't be all bad.
actually, that spaghetti from earlier...
it wasn't too bad for my brother.
since he started cooking lessons, he's been improving a lot.
i bet if he keeps it up, next year he'll even make something edible.
hey... puzzles might be fun. if you tried them.
good job on solving it so quickly.
you didn't even need my help.
which is great, 'cause i love doing absolutely nothing.
...you must be really good at puzzles, huh?
it's impossible for you to have seen this one before.
hey, why didn't you ask for help?
i was right here.
what's up?
you sure do like to exercise.
i don't know what my brother's going to do now.
if i were you, i would make sure i understand blue attacks.
here, i'll give you some advice about fighting my brother.
don't. capiche?
hmmm...
guess we didn't need your help to have a good time after all.
say, i've been thinking.
seems like you're gonna fight my brother pretty soon.
here's some friendly advice.
if you keep going the way you are now...
you're gonna have a bad time.
dang, i wish i brought a parasol.
i'm getting a nasty burn from all this sun.
say..^.
are you following me?
are you lost?
That dog considers itself an artist, but doesn't ever know what to create.
It probably doesn't help that its brain is the size of a piece of kibble.
That dog from earlier...? It's at Grillby's. I think.
After work, all of the dogs go there to play cards together.
But that dog doesn't really know how to express itself.
So, it ends up playing alone, instead of introducing itself to the others...
A dog just rushed in here, filled with inspiration.
It kept trying to build a snowdog that expressed its own emotions...
But, as it built, it kept getting more excited about the sculpture...
Its neck got longer and longer, and it added more and more snow, until...
It was rather sad to watch, but I couldn't turn away.
We're all free?
OK, OK... I'll stop lounging around. Does that dog know?
...it probably doesn't, does it...?
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MY BROTHER STARTED A SOCK COLLECTION RECENTLY.
HOW SADDENING...
SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT HE WOULD DO...
WITHOUT SUCH A COOL GUY TAKING CARE OF HIM???
SO, YOU WANT A HINT, HUH?
WELL... I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE PUZZLE...
AND I THINK THE SOLUTION...
IS TO TURN ALL OF THE X'S INTO O'S!
YOU SHOULD TRY THAT!
ASK AGAIN FOR MORE GREAT HINTS!
MAYBE SOLVING THE LAST PUZZLE AGAIN WILL HELP.
ASK AGAIN FOR MORE GREAT HINTS!!
Error, Pepibs.
I ASKED UNDYNE IF WE COULD ALL HANG...
BUT SHE SAID SOMETHING WEIRD.
SHE SAID SHE WON'T HANG OUT WITH A MURDERER.
BUT... HMM...
I DON'T REMEMBER MURDERERING ANYONE...
THOUGH I AM A PRETTY BRUTAL KIND OF GUY.
THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING TO...
FIGHT SOME KIND OF BAD GUY.
BUT SHE SEEMS VERY... WEAK FROM SOMETHING.
SHE STEPPED OUT AND COLLAPSED IN THE DOORWAY.
SO I'M JUST WAITING HERE IN CASE SHE NEEDS ME.
SINCE SHE HATES BEING WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT.
I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO HANG OUT LATER...
HEY, I...
REALLY DOUBT WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANG.
IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT...
YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH NOT ME.
HEY! READY TO HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE???
GREAT!!! ME TOO!!!
HOWEVER, SHE'S NOT HERE.
NORMALLY SHE RETURNS AT ABOUT THIS TIME.
SHE'S LATE THOUGH...
AND SHE'S NOT ANSWERING HER PHONE.
HOW STRANGE.
I'LL JUST WAIT HERE UNTIL SHE GETS HOME.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN SHE GETS HERE, OKAY!?
NOPE!! SHE ISN'T HERE YET!!!
UNDYNE'S HOME, BUT SHE ISN'T FEELING WELL.
I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
IT SEEMS LIKE SHE CAUGHT HEAT-STROKE OR SOMETHING.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE BROUGHT HER BACK HOME...
BECAUSE SHE CAN BARELY MOVE.
BUT SHE IS MUTTERING ABOUT DESTROYING YOU.
SO THAT'S A GOOD VITAL SIGN.
IN ANY CASE, I DON'T THINK WE CAN HANG OUT.
I'M JUST WAITING HERE IN CASE SHE NEEDS ME.
SO, I GUESS YOU CAN RUN ALONG.
UNDYNE IS SICK, SO SHE CAN'T PLAY TODAY.
GREAT!!! BECAUSE SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE.
BEING READY EARLY! IT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU CARE!!
EVEN IF SHE'S NOT HERE TO SEE THAT.
HELLO, MY FRIEND.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO PAPYRUS TOWN?
HELLO... H-HOW ARE YOU, MY F-FRIEND?
I'M FEELING VERY NOT SUSPICIOUS TODAY.
HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE LATER.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M READY!
I'M SO GLAD YOU AND UNDYNE ARE FRIENDS NOW.
YOU TWO GO TOGETHER LIKE PASTA AND BURNING!
OH, HEY...
YOU'RE LEAVING SOON, RIGHT!?
DON'T COME HERE TO SAY GOODBYE!!
GOODBYES AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY TOWN.
JUST SEE-YOU- LATERS.
IT SEEMS UNDYNE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU.
SHE'S THE PERSON THAT'S NOT ME.
UNDYNE WRITES A LOT OF LETTERS.
BUT, SHE CAN NEVER SEEM TO FIND THE RIGHT WORDS.
SO WHEN SHE GOES TO DELIVER THEM HERSELF...
SHE ALWAYS QUITS SO SHE CAN GO BACK AND REWRITE.
THAT'S WHY SHE ASKED YOU!!
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO STANDARDS!!!
ALPHYS SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.
DON'T WORRY, THAT'S NORMAL.
YOU SHOULD GO TO HER LAB.
I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE NUMBERS TOGETHER.
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WELCOME TO SCENIC MY HOUSE!
ENJOY AND TAKE YOUR TIME!!!
WOW! BEING A GOOD HOST IS A REAL WORKOUT!
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS...
THAT MUST MEAN I'M BEING A GREAT HOST!!!
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TAKE A LOOK AROUND!
SO YOU CAME BACK TO HAVE A DATE WITH ME!
SO YOU CAME BACK TO SEE ME!
YOU MUST BE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS...
I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU SOMEPLACE REALLY SPECIAL...
A PLACE I LIKE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME!!!
MY HOUSE!!!
dooract
Seems like someone was walking in circles just to make noises...
grandv
ym
Come on! What are you doing!
(It's an odd-looking telescope.)
Yo... did you see that!?
Undyne just...
...TOUCHED ME!
I'm never washing my face ever again...!
Man, are you unlucky.
If you were standing just a LITTLE bit to the left...!
Yo, don't worry! I'm sure we'll see her again!
...yo, did you notice? She seemed really mad about something!
She looked liked she was gonna blast me to pieces!
But... sigh... Then she decided to put me down...
Yo! There's always next time, right? Let's go!
It sounds like it came from over here...
Oh! You've fallen down, haven't you...
Are you okay?
Here, get up...
, huh?
That's a nice name.
My name is
(It's merely a fridge.)
(It's too dark to see near the walls.)
(Piles of garbage.) (There are quite a few brands you recognize.)
(Just garbage.)
(There's a pile of yellow names in the trash pile.)
(Garbage.)
(A trash heap.)
(Your persistent garbage habit shows no signs of payoff.)
(Trash.)
(The trashcan is full of broken spears.)
(The trashcan is empty.)
(You found a trashcan.)
(Inside the trashcan was a key, barely visible to the naked eye...)
(You take it.)
open
(A garbage can.) (But it's pretty cute.)
(There's a message crumpled up in the trash can.)
(It's in a strange kind of handwriting.)
(It says...)
(I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.)
(You rest your hand on the rusted bike.)
(Its horn wheezes a honk of despair.)
(A beat-up desktop computer.) (The inside is empty.)
(It's a DVD case for an anime.)
(Desparate claw marks cover the edges.)
Press [Z] repeatedly to stir!
pot
Stir harder!
HARDER!
HARDER!!!!
Ugh, let me do it!
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Hold [RIGHT] to turn up the heat!
Left? You fool!
THIS BURNER ONLY GOES ONE WAY!!!
Hotter!
HOTTER, DARNIT!
HOTTER!!!!!!!
Wait, that's too -
See!? This is how you -
Teabox - Blatantly correct choice. Select with [Z].
Hot Chocolate - Green cylinder. Select with [Z].
Soda - Sickly yellow liquid. Select with [Z].
Sugar - Goes in tea. Select with [Z].
Undyne. Select with [Z].
Fridge - Full of food. Select with [Z].
Sword - Acquired taste. Select with [Z].
...are you...
Hitting on me????
????????????????
The sugar is for tea, mmm'kay?
Oh, soda?
Actually, even though you pointed to it, you don't look happy.
Heh, that's fine! I think soda's gross, too!
It rots your teeth... It rots your mind...
IT ROTS YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT!
...huh? Why do I have it?
...
What? You wanna throw the spear at it?
Oh, you want some hot chocolate?
Wait, wait, I just remembered... That container's empty.
I stopped getting it because it was always a hassle...
ASGORE kept getting marshmallows stuck in his beard.
That container's empty.
...tea, huh? Coming right up!
The fridge!? You want to have the entire fridge!?
No!
Believe me, I would GLADLY give you your fill of swords.
If you weren't my beloved houseguest!
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HERE, UNDYNE.
MY FRIEND BROUGHT A GIFT FOR YOU, ON THEIR OWN!
Uhhh... thanks.
I'll, uh, put it with the others.
So are we ready to start?
WHOOPSY DOOPSY! I JUST REMEMBERED!
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!
YOU TWO HAVE FUN!!!
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DANG! WHAT A SHAME...
I THOUGHT UNDYNE COULD BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
BUT I GUESS...
I OVERESTIMATED HER.
SHE'S JUST NOT UP TO THE CHALLENGE.
CHALLENGE!? What!?
Papyrus! Wait a second...!
Darnit!
He thinks I can't be friends with YOU!?
Fuhuhu! What a joke!
I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!
I'll show him!
Listen up, human.
We're not just going to be friends.
We're going to be...
BESTIES.
I'll make you like me so much...
You won't be able to think of anyone else!!!
Fuhuhuhu! It's the PERFECT REVENGE!!
undyne2
Oh, leaving so soon?
No. No you're not.
Comfortable?
I'll get you something to drink.
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All set! What would you like?
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mcyp
tspear
HEY!!! DON'T GET UP!!!
YOU'RE THE GUEST!! SIT DOWN AND ENJOY YOURSELF!!!
Um, why not just point to what you want?
You can use the spear!
Y'know, I was a pretty hotheaded kid.
Once, to prove I was the strongest, I tried to fight ASGORE.
Emphasis on TRIED.
I couldn't land a single blow on him!
And worse, the whole time, he refused to fight back!
I was so humiliated...
Afterwards, he apologized and said something goofy...
"Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?"
I said yes, and from then on, he trained me.
One day, during practice, I finally knocked him down.
I felt... bad.
But he was beaming...
I had never seen someone more proud to get their butt kicked.
...oh!
I almost forgot about your tea!
Just a moment!
Wait a second.
Papyrus... His cooking lesson...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
And if HE's not here to have it...
YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR HIM!!!
That's right!!!
NOTHING has brought Papyrus and I closer than cooking!
Which means that if I give you his lesson...
WE'LL BECOME CLOSER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!!!
Fuhuhu!!! Afraid!? We're gonna be best friends!!!
Ready!? It's spaghetti time!
Let's start with the sauce!!
Uhh, we'll just scrape this into a bowl later.
But for NOW!
Alright! Now it's time to stir the pasta!
As a general rule of thumb, the more you stir...
THE BETTER IT IS!
Ready? Let's do it!
Fuhuhuhu! That's the stuff!
Alright, now for the final step:
TURN UP THE HEAT!
Let the stovetop symbolize your passion!
Let your hopes and dreams turn into burning fire!
READY? Don't hold anything back!!!
Ah.
Man, no wonder Papyrus sucks at cooking.
So what's next? Scrapbooking? Friendship bracelets?
...oh, who am I kidding.
I really screwed this up, didn't I?
I can't force you to like me, human.
Some people just don't get along with each other.
I understand if you feel that way about me.
And if we can't be friends...
That's okay.
Because... If we're not friends...
IT MEANS I CAN DESTROY YOU WITHOUT REGRET!
teapot
It'll take a moment for the water to boil.
Okay, it's all done!
Here we are.
Careful, it's hot.
It's not THAT hot!! Just drink it already!
(You take a sip of the tea.) (It's burning...)
(But other than that, it's pretty good.)
It's pretty good, right?
Nothing but the best for my ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS FRIEND!!
Hey...
You know... It's kind of strange you chose THAT tea.
Golden flower tea...
That's ASGORE's favorite kind.
Actually, now that I think about it...
You kind of remind me of him.
You're both TOTAL weenies!!!
...sort of.
Anyway, long story short, he kept training me...
And now I'm the head of the Royal Guard!
So I'm the one who gets to train dorks to fight!
...like, uh, Papyrus.
But, um, to be honest...
...I don't know if...
I can ever let Papyrus into the Royal Guard.
Don't tell him I said that!
He's just... Well...
I mean, it's not that he's weak.
He's actually pretty freaking tough!
It's just that... He's...
He's too innocent and nice!!!
I mean, look, he was SUPPOSED to capture you...
And he ended up being FRIENDS with you instead!
I could NEVER send him into battle!
He'd get ripped into little smiling shreds.
That's part of why...
I started teaching him how to cook, you know?
So, um, maybe he can do something else with his life.
Oh, sorry, I was talking for so long...
You're out of tea, aren't you?
I'll get you some more.
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door
PSST.
MAKE SURE TO GIVE HER THIS!
SHE LOVES THESE!
Hi, Papyrus!
Ready for your extra- private, one-on-one training?
YOU BET I AM!
AND I BROUGHT A FRIEND!
beedly
Hi, I don't think we've...
...
Why don't. You two. Come in?
(You hear someone shouting a whisper at you from inside the house.)
NO! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FRIENDSHIP!!
Well, that was fun, huh?
We'll have to hang out again another time...!
But, uh, somewhere else I guess.
In the meantime, I guess I'll go hang with Papyrus.
So if you need me, drop by Snowdin, OK!?
OH! And if you ever need help...
Just give Papyrus a ring, ok?
Since we're in the same spot, I'll be able to talk too!
Well, see ya later, punk!!
Well, see ya later, punk...
OH!!! WAIT!!
This is sudden, but...
Can you deliver something for me?
Papyrus suggested that I ask you.
But he told me when I still hated you, so...
Uh! Anyway!!! Here! Just take it!
(You got the Undyne's Letter.)
Well, what are you waiting for!?
Go deliver it!!!
Uhhhh... Oh, yeah...
It's addressed to Dr. Alphys.
OK, see you!!
Can you...
Hey, wait! Your inventory's full.
Uh, well, I'll be at Papyrus's.
Come see me when you have less stuff!
Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's good luck...
Tra la la.
Tra la la. The waters are wild today. That's bad luck...
Tra la la. Eat a mushroom everyday.
Why? Then I know you're listening to me...
Tra la la. Remember to take a break every-so-often...
Tra la la. Did you ever hear the old song coming from the sea?
Tra la la. What's inside an acorn? It's really just a mystery.
Tra la la. Dancing on a boat is danger. But good exercise...
Tra la la. I heard ASGORE has a favorite food.
Tra la la. I heard spiders have a favorite food.
It's spiders.
Tra la la. The piano plays the tinkling song.
Hmm... tinkling.
Tra la la. You can never have too many hot-dogs.
...sadly, that's not true.
Tra la la. Don't snoop behind people's houses...
You might be mistaken for a trash-can.
Tra la la. The angel is coming... Tra la la.
Hum hum hum. Hum hum hum. I'm having a little concert.
Pet pet pet... The neck stretches infinitely into the cosmos.
...don't worry about it.
Ah,
Tra la la. What's a game you can play with a dog?
Asking for a friend...
Tra la la. Temmie Village...
...the room before the darkening lantern room.
Tra la la. Why don't you sing with me. Tra la la.
Tra la la. Uh oh. Suddenly, feeling tropical...
Tra la la. Hmmm...
I should have worn a few more pairs of pants today.
I should have worn a few million more pairs of pants today.
Tra la la. Tri li li. Tre le le.
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Tra la la. Somewhere, it's
. So be careful.
Tra la la. If it's hot or cold, you can count on me.
Tra la la. The water is very wet today.
Tra la la. The water is very dry today.
Tra la la. What's my name? ... It doesn't really matter.
Tra la la. Humans, monsters... Flowers.
Tra la la. Beware of the man who speaks in hands.
Tra la la. Beware of the man who came from the other world.
Come again some time. Tra la la.
Hey... there... Noticed you were... Here...
I'm Onionsan! Onionsan, y'hear!
You're visiting Waterfall, huh! It's great here, huh! You love it, huh!
Yeah! Me too! It's my Big Favorite.
Even though, the water's getting so shallow here...
I, have to sit down all the time, but...
He-hey! That's OK! It beats moving to the city!
And living in a crowded aquarium!
Like all my friends did!
And the aquarium's full, a-anyway, so, even if I wanted to, I...
That's okay though, y'hear! Undyne's gonna fix everything, y'hear!
I'm gonna get out of here and live in the ocean! Y'hear!
Hey... there... That's the end of this room.
I'll see you around! Have a good time!
In Waterfalllllllllllllllll lllllllllllll
Oh! Did y'hear!!!
...
I got nothing else... To talk about...
I've been wondering when we're all gonna go free.
S-since... if we did... How would I ever know?
Well, I'll keep my tentacles out for you! Y'hear!
As soon as I know I'll be the first to tell you! Y'hear!!
It's gotta be any day now!
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Strongly felt
left. Shouldn't proceed yet.
Dear Diary: Shyren's sister "fell down" recently.
It's sad. Without her sister to speak for her...
She's become more reclusive than ever.
So I reached out to her, and told her...
That she, Blooky, and I should all perform together sometime.
She seemed to like that idea.
Dearer Diary: I like to buy a new diary for every entry I make.
I love to collect diaries.
Dearest Diary: Our cousin left the farm to become a training dummy.
That leaves just Blooky and I.
Blooky asked me if I was going to try to become corporeal, too.
They sounded so... Resigned...
Come on, Blooky. You know I'd never leave you behind.
And besides...
I'd never find the kind of body I'm looking for, anyway.
My Darling Diary: I met someone... Interesting today.
Last week I posted that advertisement for my Human Fanclub.
Today was our first meeting.
Only one other person came.
Honestly, she's a dork. And she's obsessed with these awful cartoons.
But she's kind of funny, too....
I want to see her again.
Diary... My dear: My diary collection is going fabulously.
I have like five now.
Dear Diary: She surpised me with something today.
Sketches of a body that she wants to create for me...
A form beyond my wildest fantasies.
In a form like that, I could finally feel like... "myself."
After all, there's no way I can be a star the way I am now.
Sorry, Blooky. My dreams can't wait for anyone...
(The dog absorbs the artifact.)
grievous error
let's hang out again sometime.
hey, i really respect what you did back there.
over here. i know a shortcut.
Somewhere, a quiche's worst fear becomes reality.
A quiche in another timeline.
Behind you.
You aren't gonna tell my parents about this, are you?
rushf
Undyne!!! I'll help you fight!!!
YO!!!!
You did it!!! Undyne is RIGHT in front of you!!!
You've got front row seats to her fight!!!
...wait.
Who's she fighting???
H-hey!
(You hear a small voice.)
Congratulations!
What's wrong with you!
So, one time.
We had a school project where we had to take care of a flower.
The king - we had to call him "Mr. Dreemurr" - volunteered to donate his own flowers.
He ended up coming to school and teaching the class about responsibility and stuff.
That got me thinking...
YO! How COOL would it be if UNDYNE came to school!?
She could beat up ALL the teachers!!
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numero
Yo...
Yo...
Where's the umbrella...? Ha... ha...
Yo! Ready yet?
Yo! You got us an umbrella?
You're the best!
Yo, you got an umbrella?
Awesome!
Yo! You can't hold an umbrella either?
If you're walking anyway, I guess I'll go with you, haha...
Let's go!
Yo, I already looked, Undyne's not over here.
So I guess I'll see ya later, haha.
See ya later!
Man, Undyne is sooooooo cool.
She beats up bad guys and NEVER loses.
If I was a human, I would wet the bed every night...
...knowing she was gonna beat me up! Ha ha.
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Ummm, maybe she wouldn't beat up the teachers...
She's too cool to ever hurt an innocent person!
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Yo, you wanna see Undyne, right...?
Climb on my shoulders.
Put up your umbrella and climb on my shoulders.
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Yo, you go on ahead.
Don't worry about me. I always find a way to get through!
Owww... Yo, try being a little less rough, haha.
Anyway, I'll look for another way through. Later!
Yo!
Yo.
Undyne told me to stay away from you.
She said you... You hurt a lot of people.
But, yo, that's not true, right!?
...yo... Why won't you answer me?
A... a... and what's with that weird expression...?
Yo, dude... I... I heard some things, and...
What? Look over here? What for
mkiddex
Yo, w-w-wait! Help! I tripped!
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Wh-what are you standing around for? Get over here, dude!
able
I... I'm slipping!
Undyne... you saved me...?
Yo, I thought I was a goner, haha...
...wait, are you okay? It looks like you fell pretty hard...
Th-this is my fault. I should have stayed away from them, like you said.
They just stood there... Watching... Waiting for me to fall.
They just went straight to fight you instead of helping me...
I was so scared, and you...
What? You're gonna go fight them now?
But you look hurt... You should rest, haha...
W-warriors don't rest, huh?
Undyne... you're really cool.
idealxview
Y... y... yo... dude...
If... If y-you wanna hurt my friend...
You're gonna have to get through me, first.
She's gone...
Yo, you really saved my skin.
Guess being enemies was just a nice thought, haha.
We'll just have to be friends instead.
...man, I should REALLY go home...
I bet my parents are worried sick about me!
Later, dude!
Oh... Oh man...
(Man, my h-heart's pounding right out of my chest...)
(... what would Undyne do?)
Yo...
Y-you'd b-better st-stop r-right where you are...
Cause if you w-wanna hurt anyone else... you're...
You're gonna have to get through me, first.
A... and... and...
S-see? I knew y-you weren't so bad!
I've gotta go tell Undyne she was wrong about you!
Undyne... You.... You saved me!
Huh? They ran away?
Yo, you're wrong...
They went to get help!
They'll be back any second!!
O-okay, I'll go home...
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musout
That's it, then...!
No more running away!
I KNEW you would come back here!
HERE I COME!!!!!!!
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playthesong
Seven human souls, and King ASGORE will become a god.
Six.
That's how many we have collected thus far.
Understand?
Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed.
First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far...
I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people.
It all started, long ago...
No, you know what?
SCREW IT!
WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?!
NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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YOU!
You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams!
Alphys's history books made me think humans were cool...
...with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen.
BUT YOU?
You're just a coward!
Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again!
You abandoned your friend just so you could run away!
And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two- shoes-schtick!
Oooh! I'm making such a difference by hugging random strangers!
You know what would be more valuable to everyone?
IF YOU WERE DEAD!!!
That's right, human! Your continued existence is a crime!
Your life is all that stands between us and our freedom!
Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together!
Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment!
But we're not nervous at all.
When everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose!
Now, human! Let's end this, right here, right now.
I'll show you how determined monsters can be!
Step forward when you're ready! Fuhuhuhu!
And! And!
...and something's been bothering me, too.
The whole time I was chasing after you...
I felt something... Strange.
The echoes of something warm, something...
Something like "I miss being friends with you."
BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
I WOULD NEVER GET CHUMMY WITH A COWARD LIKE YOU!
You! You must have been mind-controlling me!
Manipulating people to make them like you... What a Grade-A FREAK!
Now enough! For everyone's hopes! For everyone's dreams!
And for my own freaking dignity!
I, UNDYNE, will knock you down!
Alphys's history books made me think humans were compassionate...
You're just a remorseless criminal!
You wander through the caverns, attacking anyone in your path.
Self-defense? Please.
You didn't kill them because you had to.
You killed them because it was easy for you.
Because it was fun for you.
Do you think it was fun when I found out...?
Do you think it's fun when people's family members...
...never come home? Is that fun?
Shyren, who was just learning to sing...
...was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
A teenage comedian who fell in with the wrong crowd...
Doggo, who always made me laugh...
Those two sweet dogs, who always took care of each other...
...were dead, because of the whims of a single human?
That big dog, who wanted nothing more than to play...
Lesser Dog, who wanted nothing more than affection...
The Snowdin Canine Unit had been completely decimated.
My troops and friends, destroyed... Is that fun?
No.
But your time's up, villain!
You won't hurt anyone else.
A knight in shining armor has appeared.
And all the pain you inflicted on the fallen...
Every hope, every dream you've turned to dust...
She's gonna send right back through her spear!
NGAHHH!!!
I'll show you how determined monsters truly are!
Come on! Step forward and let's end this!
Forget it.
Look.
Papyrus didn't come to his meeting today.
Say what you want about him.
He's weird, he's naive, he's self- absorbed...
But Papyrus has NEVER missed a meeting.
And no matter what time you call him on the phone...
Night, day, afternoon, morning...
He ALWAYS answers within the first two rings.
But now he's gone.
And his brother isn't around, either.
...
What did you do to him?
What did you DO TO HIM?
Papyrus, who I have trained every day...
Even though I KNOW he's too goofy to ever hurt anyone...
Go ahead. Prepare however you want.
But when you step forward...
I will KILL you.
Hahaha... It's just like you to run away.
FOOL! You think you can hurt ME???
Hahaha... Too intimidated to fight me, huh!?
I am a ghost that lives inside a DUMMY.
My cousin used to live inside a DUMMY, too. Until...
YOU CAME ALONG!
They were a shy sort. Living a lonely life in the RUINS...
They saw you and hoped you might TALK to them.
Perhaps strike up a friendly conversation.
But NO!!!
You ran away... And broke their little ethereal heart.
Despicable. Despicable! DESPICABLE!
HUMAN! I'll show you what REAL heartbreak is!
YOU DESTROYED THEIR HOME!
Us ghosts spend our whole lives looking for a proper vessel.
Slowly, slowly, we grow closer to our new bodies...
Until one day, we too may become corporeal beings.
Beings able to laugh, love, and dance like any other...
But YOU!!!! My cousin's future...! You took it all away!
HUMAN! I hope you're not too attached to YOUR body...
Beause your SOUL's about to get EVICTED!!!
When you talked to them, they thought they were in for a nice chat...
But the things you SAID...!
Horrible. Shocking! UNBELIEVABLE!
It spooked them right out of their dummy!
HUMAN! I'll scare your SOUL out of your body!
YOU...!
You...
Shucks! You were really boring!
They got annoyed and flew away like any self- respecting spectre.
Well then. Well then! WELL THEN!
Boring people are crumbs sticking to the face of this world.
Human!
I'll wipe you away with the dainty handkerchief of vengeance!
Not only did YOUR actions cause them to leave their home...
But now all of their neighbors are gone, too!
Despicable. Despicable! DESPICABLE!!!
You're the worst person I've ever met! I've NEVER been more mad!!!
Guooooohhhh!!!! My mannequin levels are going OFF THE CHARTS!!!
well... i'm going to head home now...
oh... umm... feel free to "come with" if you want...
but no pressure...
i understand if you're busy...
it's fine...
no worries...
just thought i'd offer...
just warning you...
so you don't accidentally follow me to my house...
you probably wouldn't like that...
...?
This... This feeling...?
Eureka. Eureka! EUREKA!
Human. That moment of unbridled emotion.
It allowed me to finally fuse with my body!
I'm fully corporeal now! My lifelong dream, realized!
In return, I guess I won't stomp you.
How's that sound?
nap
tc
oh hey... you... followed me...
my house is up here...
so you probably don't want to come this way...
hope that helps...
hey... my house is up here...
in case you want to see...
or in case...
you don't...
i'm... working on a mix cd... make yourself at home...?
uh, do you wanna... listen to some tunes...
or something...
uhhhh... i'm gonna keep working on that mix cd.
i've almost got a mix cd finished for my scary neighbor...
it's 74 minutes of people screaming their signature wrestling moves
but they're all autotuned. i hope she likes it
oh..............
oh... a classic spooktune... they don't make songs like this anymore...
dang... that ambience... it's like my whole body is being spooked...
oh, this one... once you learn the lyrics it's hard not to sing along...
ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oooo oo oo ooo oo ooo
oh............... mettaton........ i'm a huge fan........
..... oh, hi
what? undyne says hi? then tell her.... i say...........
...................... ...... something cool.
human.... i'll never forget when you cheered me on
when i was pretending to sleep...
no one had ever had so much faith in my fake sleep....
human... i'll never forget...
that time you tried to destroy me... but... you failed....
sorry... i messed it up
uh......... also...... this is awkward... but
what's.... your name
everyone seems to know it now, except me.....
seems like i've been missing out lately
i was just sitting at home listening to tunes
there was a flash of light outside my window
i saw the snails on the farm disappear
then i heard a knock at the door
the flash of light wanted to come in... i closed the blinds...
now everyone knows your name except for me
"frisk..." ok, i wont forget it
your name...?
"frisk"... i didnt forget
because i cried the letters into my hand
oh no... the letters in my hand are joining together
oh no... i'm going to forget your name...
oh no... i'm trying to cry more tears into my hand...
oh no... the tears are all forming a big pile...
oh no... your name's getting really long
wavein
oh... hey... you...
followed me... into my house...
...m-make yourself at home???
oh... you really came...
sorry, i... wasn't expecting that.
it's not much, but make yourself at home.
oh... are you hungry...
i can get you something to eat...
here we go... you'll lie down as long as you don't move.
so... only move around when you want to get up, i guess.
well, that was nice... thank you...
(You still need to recover after all that lying down.)
That skeleton over there just told me how to dodge "orange attacks."
What did he say...? Something like...
"Traffic lights have three lights on them."
"The third light, the green one, means GO."
"The first light, the red one, means STOP."
"The second light, the yellow one, means YIELD."
"In order to dodge an orange attack, you must be moving."
"So, just think of it this way..."
"Red and yellow lights together make orange."
"Then you obey the rule of the leftover green light, which means GO."
"Easy, huh?"
"Just think of a red and yellow traffic light which is actually green."
Yeah...
Then he started talking about plaid attacks...
(Someone has meticulously cleaned all the slime off of this snail.)
(The snail has covered itself in slime again...) (Happy ending...)
(This snail is counting dollar bills.)
(Using its money, the snail bought a hat.)
I've been long overdue for a second house...
The housing market will probably crash now.
But you know, home is where the heart is.
[redacted]
awkward... i'm working right now...
i mean...
welcome to blook family snail farm...
...yeah. i'm the only employee.
this place used to get a lot of business...
but our main customer disappeared one day...
now it's just some hairy guy that shows up once a month...
really, i'm working... i don't want the boss to get mad at me...
especially since i'm my own boss...
hmmm... i should probably try to make friends with my neighbor
she's kind of scary, but i feel like i'm always too late to make friends...
i should at least try...
3... 2... 1...
GO!!!
defaultspeed
RACE END!!!
oh......... you both tried your best...
but the snail looks discouraged...
her best wasn't good enough...
oh..........
oh........ looks like you encouraged your snail too much...
all that pressure to succeed... really got to her...
oh........
you won... congratulations.
as a prize, you get 9G.
sorry... we have to make a profit somehow...
your snail lost by a thin margin.
actually, the snail is under the false belief that it won...
oh no... the snail is looking over here...
here, i'll give you some money... act like you won...
(You got 30G.)
We're about to visit Snowdin for the first time.
You just came from there, right?
How is it...?
You should go back to Snowdin.
NO!
(The cavern is too narrow for an umbrella.)
(No point in giving it an umbrella now.)
All that gives my life validation is explaining the Echo Flower...
No one can know...
This is an Echo Flower. It repeats the last thing it heard, over and over...
Neat, huh?
Never trust a flower... That's one of the constants of this world.
(It's strangely silent.)
Sitting behind rushing water... It makes me feel relaxed.
I swore I saw something... Behind that rushing water...
I just wasn't ready for the responsibility.
A long time ago, monsters would whisper their wishes to the stars in the sky.
If you hoped with all your heart, your wish would come true.
Now, all we have are these sparkling stones on the ceiling...
Thousands of people wishing together can't be wrong!
The king will prove that.
C'mon, sis! Make a wish!
I wish my sister and I will see the real stars someday...
Ah... seems my horoscope is the same as last week's...
Squeak.
(You hear a passing conversation.)
Don't say that! Come on, I promise I won't laugh.
So? Don't you have any wishes to make?
...hmmm, just one, but...
It's kind of stupid.
I can't run any longer... Somebody, anybody...
Someday, I'd like to climb this mountain we're all buried under.
Sorry, it's just funny...
That's my wish, too.
(You hear laughter.)
...hey, you said you wouldn't laugh at it!
Someday, I'd like to climb this mountain we're all buried under.
Standing under the sky, looking at the world all around... That's my wish.
Of course I won't laugh!
...hmmm... if I say my wish... You promise you won't laugh at me?
Where oh where could that child be...?
I've been looking all over for them...
...
Hee hee hee.
THAT'S not true.
She'll find another kid, and instantly forget about you.
You'll NEVER see her again.
Where am I...?
It's so cold here... And so dark...
Someone help me... Anyone... please... Help me...
...
I'm gonna run around in a huge field of flowers.
Maybe I could jump without hitting my head.
...I wanna... I wanna...
You wanna ride a train, right, honey?
I'll climb this mountain and...
I just want everyone to be happy...
(You stop to smell the flowers.)
Hey, I haven't seen you around before.
It's nice to meet new people, isn't it?
I... I don't know you.
sinoid
clamp_r
birdsong
Isn't my little Cinnamon just the cutest?
Bun-buns are so adorable... Tee hee!
Bun-bun-bun-bun-bun...
scr_musfadepause
voli
scr_musfaderesume
helltrigger
song2
H... HI, UNDYNE! I'M HERE WITH MY DAILY REPORT...
UHHH... REGARDING THAT HUMAN I CALLED YOU ABOUT EARLIER...
I THINK, UH... HOW DO I...
...HUH? DID I FIGHT THEM?
Y-YES! OF COURSE I DID!
I FOUGHT THEM VALIANTLY!
...WHAT? DID I CAPTURE THEM...?
W-W-WELL...
NO.
I TRIED VERY HARD, UNDYNE, BUT IN THE END...
I FAILED.
...W-WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THE HUMAN'S SOUL YOURSELF...
BUT UNDYNE, YOU DON'T H-HAVE TO DESTROY THEM! YOU SEE...
YOU SEE...
......
...I UNDERSTAND.
I'LL HELP YOU IN ANY WAY I CAN.
minicon
papx
...I UNDERSTAND.
I'LL HELP YOU IN ANY WAY I CAN.
Yo... did you see the way she was staring at you...?
That...
...was AWESOME!
I'm SOOOO jealous!
What'd you do to get her attention...? Ha ha.
C'mon! Let's go watch her beat up some bad guys!
She was just standing there waiting FOREVER, and then you just...!!!
It's a mixture of socks, fanmail, and toilet paper.
There's a conspicuous lack of anything on the ground.
walknoise
Ahhh... No umbrellas allowed!
pil
Thanks for stepping on my face. Here's the 3 gold.
(You got 3 gold.)
justplayed
coff
wonned
oldmode
X - Quit
bonus
Th-that last question...
He wasn't s-supposed to ask that one...
(Yellow feet are tapping just behind the door.)
I... I just need a moment.
milk
eggs
Capital wenisberry.
MILK, SUGAR, AND EGGS! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THEM ON THE BACK COUNTER!
GREAT JOB! JUST PUT THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS COUNTER!
WHAT'S THE MATTER? NOT A CAN FAN? THAT'S TOO BAD!
MTT-BRAND USES ONLY THE FRESHEST ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS AND CHEMICALS!
(As per culinary standard, a death forcefield surrounds the kitchen.)
(As per journalistic standards, a death forcefield surrounds the area of intrigue.)
(It's the kind of every-day death forcefield you see at home.)
(It's a forcefield.)
(It's a battery-powered forcefield.)
MY MY.
IT SEEMS YOU'VE BESTED ME.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAD THE HELP OF THE BRILLIANT DOCTOR ALPHYS!
OH, I LOATHE TO THINK OF WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU WITHOUT HER!!!
WELL, TOODLES!!
OH YES! ABOUT THE SUBSTITUTION...
HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A COOKING SHOW BEFORE?
I ALREADY BAKED THE CAKE AHEAD OF TIME!!!!! SO FORGET IT!!!
Wh-what!? Wh-why aren't you m-m-moving?
N-no...! I must not have added enough fuel!
D-darnit... I'm sorry...
Even when it's something like this, I...
I still...! I still...
OH NO, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
What?
I FORGOT! RIGHT ABOUT NOW IS WHEN WE HAVE OUR COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Wh... What are you...
UNFORTUNATELY, THAT MEANS NO ONE IS WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW.
I'M NOT GOING TO DESTROY YOU WITHOUT A LIVE TELEVISION AUDIENCE!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE FOILED ME ONCE AGAIN, THANKS TO THE BRILLIANT DR. ALPHYS!!!
UNTIL NEXT TIME, BEAUTIFUL!
TOODLES!
(You found the sugar.)
(You found the eggs.)
inithspeed
(You found the milk.)
PERFECT! GREAT JOB, BEAUTIFUL!
WE'VE GOT ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS WE NEED TO BAKE THE CAKE!
MILK... SUGAR... EGGS...
...OH MY! WAIT A MAGNIFICENT MOMENT! HOW COULD I FORGET!!!
WE'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT!
bossa
yoffset1
H-hey, it's kind of dark in there, isn't it?
Don't worry!
I'll hack into the light system and brighten it up!
ff1
ff2
chefhat
Oh no.
OHHHH YES!!!
WELCOME, BEAUTIES, TO THE UNDERGROUND'S PREMIER COOKING SHOW!!!
PRE-HEAT YOUR OVENS, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL RECIPE FOR YOU TODAY!
WE'RE GOING TO BE MAKING...
A CAKE!
MY LOVELY ASSISTANT HERE WILL GATHER THE INGREDIENTS.
EVERYONE GIVE THEM A BIG HAND!!!
applause
conf
WE'LL NEED SUGAR, MILK, AND EGGS.
GO FOR IT, SWEETHEART!
mett2
chainsaw
bad
A HUMAN SOUL!!!!
mettsong
HELLO...? I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE.
W-wait a second!!!
Couldn't you make a...
Couldn't you use a...
Couldn't you make a substitution in the recipe?!
...A SUBSTITUTION? YOU MEAN, USE A DIFFERENT, NON-HUMAN INGREDIENT?
...WHY?
Uhh, what if someone's...
Vegan?
...VEGAN.
Uh well I mean
THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA, ALPHYS!!
ACTUALLY, I HAPPEN TO HAVE AN OPTION RIGHT HERE!!!
MTT-BRAND ALWAYS-CONVENIENT HUMAN-SOUL-FLAVOR-SUBSTITUTE!
A CAN OF WHICH... IS JUST OVER ON THAT COUNTER!!!
WELL, DARLING? WHY DON'T YOU GO GET IT?
BY THE WAY, OUR SHOW RUNS ON A STRICT SCHEDULE.
IF YOU CAN'T GET THE CAN IN THE NEXT ONE MINUTE...
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PLAN!!!
SO... BETTER START CLIMBING, BEAUTIFUL!!!
Oh no!!! There's not enough time to climb up!
F-f-fortunately, I might have a plan!
When I was upgrading your phone, I added a few... features.
You see that huge button that says... "JETPACK"?
Watch this!
jetpack
clip
There!
You should have just enough fuel to reach the top!
Now, get up there!!!
chara2
Wow! We... we did it!!
We... we really did it!!!
Great job out there, team!
W-well, uh, anyway, let's keep heading forward!!!
U-um... I guess we... ... did it?
Mett
ql
franto
OH? THAT HUMAN...
gm
(Hmmm? Getting creative?)
sting
(Dance with me, darling.)
(Oh! The audience can feel your passion!)
(Show the audience your passion!)
(So close... How passionate...)
(... do you need some help?)
(... what ARE you doing?)
(Don't stop now!)
(Look at you, leaping around the stage...)
(Can't keep your hands off, huh?)
(Is that how humans dance?)
(Humans are stranger than I thought.)
(Oh! They're really getting into it.)
(Moving so far...)
(Who can blame you?)
(Hmmm, I'll have to get used to it...)
(Even better than I thought...)
(So that's wha it's like.)
(Dancing with... A human.)
(What a shame...)
COULD IT BE...?
di
...MY ONE TRUE LOVE?
Monster King
Forbids your stay
Humans must
Live far apart
Even if
It breaks my heart
cher
They'll put you
In the dungeon
It'll suck
And then you'll die a lot
Really sad
You're gonna die
Cry cry cry
So sad it's happening.
comet
SO SAD.
SO SAD THAT YOU ARE GOING TO THE DUNGEON.
OOMPH! I AM SO OVERWHELMED WITH TRAGEDIES.
THE KING HAS ORDERED YOU TO WASTE AWAY IN THE CASTLE BASEMENT.
AND BEFORE WE EVEN HAD TIME TO SING A SWEET SONG ABOUT IT.
MY DEAR HEART! I CAN BARELY LOOK UPON YOU, KNOWING WHAT COMES NEXT...
WELL, TOODLES!
blackbox
sn2
newstring
What the fuck is wrong
gggg
scoord
stringlength
sing
offsing
middle
Oh my love
Has fallen down
Now in tears
We all will drown
Colored tiles
Make them a fool
If only they
Still knew the rules
Well that was
A sorry try
Now let's watch
Them fry
animimg
cooltimer
orange
OH NO! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
MY LOVE HAS BEEN CAST AWAY INTO THE DUNGEON.
A DUNGEON WITH A PUZZLE SO DASTARDLY, MY PARAMOUR WILL SURELY PERISH!
dia
O, HEAVENS HAVE MERCY! THE HORRIBLE COLORED TILE MAZE!
EACH COLORED TILE HAS ITS OWN SADISTIC FUNCTION.
FOR EXAMPLE, A GREEN TILE SOUNDS A NOISE, AND THEN YOU MUST FIGHT A MONSTER.
RED TILES WILL... ACTUALLY, WAIT A SECOND.
DIDN'T WE SEE THIS PUZZLE ABOUT A HUNDRED ROOMS AGO?
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU REMEMBER ALL THE RULES, DON'T YOU?
GREAT... THEN I WON'T WASTE YOUR TIME REPEATING THEM!!
OH, AND YOU'D BETTER HURRY.
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GET THROUGH IN 0 SECONDS...
flame1
flame2
YOU'LL BE INCINERATED BY THESE JETS OF FIRE!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHA... HA... HA!
MY POOR LOVE! I'M SO FILLED WITH GRIEF, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
GOOD LUCK, DARLING!
racesong
flavor
collide
grey
OOOOH, I'M SO SORRY! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF TIME!!!
HERE COME THE FLAMES, DARLING!
THEY'RE CLOSING IN!
GETTING! CLOSER! OH MY!
ANY MINUTE NOW!!!
...... (ROBOTIC COUGH)
Watch out!! I'll save you!!
I'm hacking into the firewall right now!
OH NO!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN???
FOILED AGAIN BY THE BRILLIANT DOCTOR ALPHYS!!
THA-
That's right!
Come on, Mettaton, give up already!
You'll never be able to defeat us...
Not as long as we work together!
Your puzzle's over.. Now go home and leave us alone!
PUZZLE? OVER?
ALPHYS, DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...?
DID YOU FORGET WHAT THE GREEN TILES DO?
THEY MAKE A SOUND, THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER.
WELL, DARLING... THAT MONSTER...
IS ME!!
WELL, DARLING...!
WELL, WELL, WELL.
WELLY WELL WELL.
WELL WELLY WELL WELL, WELL WELL WELLY.
YOU NEVER STEPPED ON A GREEN TILE.
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE PUZZLE!!!
AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THE FLAMES WILL BE DEACTIVATED!
NO! MORE! FIRE!
...BUT IT'S AS THE PHRASE GOES.
"OUT OF THE FIRE, AND INTO THE FRYING PAN."
THAT'S RIGHT, DARLING!
EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO BEAT THE HEAT...
YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND MY HOT METAL BODY!
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY
Flames, deactivate!!
...huh?
THE HUMAN FINISHED THE PUZZLE.
I ALREADY TURNED OFF THE FLAMES.
IN FACT, I WAS ABOUT TO FIGHT THE HUMAN.
Wh-wh-what? TH-THAT puzzle?
I mean, uhh...
Great job! We've got him on the ropes, now!
ON THE ROPES? HA!
I ONLY DEACTIVATED THE FLAMES KNOWING THAT ALPHYS WOULD HAVE ANYWAY.
...NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
OH YES.
I WAS GOING TO ERADICATE YOU!
Error Baby
Okay, I'm back!
A-another dark room, huh?
M-my hacking skills have got things covered!
news
nitem
water
basketball
game
ff3
ff4
ff5
Are you serious?
OHHHHHH YESSS!!!
GOOD EVENING, BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES!
THIS IS METTATON, REPORTING LIVE FROM MTT NEWS!
AN INTERESTING SITUATION HAS ARISEN IN EASTERN HOTLAND!
FORTUNATELY, OUR CORRESPONDENT IS OUT THERE, REPORTING LIVE!
BRAVE CORRESPONDENT! PLEASE FIND SOMETHING NEWSWORTHY TO REPORT!
OUR TEN WONDERFUL VIEWERS ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!
connor
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A DOG!
(CUE AUDIENCE AWWS)
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! IT'S THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR!
LOOK AT ITS LITTLE EARS, TINY PAWS, FLUFFY TAIL...
WAIT A SECOND.
THAT'S NOT A TAIL!
THAT'S...
A FUSE!!!
THAT'S RIGHT... THAT DOG...
IS A BOMB!!!
BUT DON'T PANIC!
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REST OF THE ROOM YET!!!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A GLASS OF WATER!
BUT WHAT'S ASTONISHING ABOUT THIS GLASS OF WATER...
IS HOW UNINTERESTING IT IS!
LIKE ALL GLASSES OF WATER, IT'S COMPRISED OF WATER, GLASS, NITROGLYCERIN...
THAT'S NOT A GLASS OF WATER!!!
A BOMB!!!
OH NO!!! THIS NEWS REPORT...
IS TURNING INTO A DISASTER REPORT!!!
BUT DON'T PANIC!
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REST OF THE ROOM YET!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A MOVIE SCRIPT!
OH MY! AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FOR MY LATEST FILM!
LET'S NOT KEEP THEM WAITING! LET'S OPEN IT UP AND GET THE SCOOP!
...OH??? WHAT'S THAT INSIDE THE SCRIPT?
THAT TICKING SOUND... THAT LIT FUSE...
OH MY!!! LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE MOVIE!
WE DEFINITELY HAVE A BOX OFFICE BOMB ON OUR HANDS!
AND IT'S ABOUT TO BLAST YOU TO BITS!
BUT DON'T GET TOO EXCITED!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A BASKETBALL!
AH. BASKETBALLS.
CIRCLES OF FUN. ORBS OF JOY. SPHERES OF AMUSEMENT.
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH THIS ONE. IT'S AN MTT-BRAND FASHIONBALL.
PROPER MAINTENANCE IS REQUIRED TO KEEP IT LOOKING GOOD.
AS YOU CAN SEE, EVEN EXPOSURE TO HUMAN BODY HEAT CAUSES THE PAINT TO SLOUGH OFF.
THAT'S NOT A BASKETBALL.
THAT'S A BOMB!!!
OH NO!!! THIS SPORT REVIEW...
IS TURNING INTO A SHORT REVIEW!
BECAUSE IT'LL BE OVER. AFTER YOU BLOW UP.
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A PRESENT!
AND IT'S TIME FOR THE UNBOXING VIDEO!!!
LET'S FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE!!
THAT ROUND, BLACK SHAPE... COULD IT BE???
LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.
IF SANTA GAVE PEOPLE BOMBS INSTEAD OF PRESENTS!!
REALLY THOUGH. A BOMB. WHAT A THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
THEY EVEN DECIDED TO LIGHT IT FOR YOU!
ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A VIDEO GAME!
THIS ACTION-PACKED GAME IS GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOU AWAY!
STRANGE ENEMIES! STRANGE ALLIES! ATTRACTIVE ROBOTS!
FEATURING UP TO SIX ARBITRARY DIALOGUE CHOICES AT ONCE!
CORRESPONDENT! LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE CASE!
...THOSE RED CYLINDERS WITH BURNING FUSES...
OH NO! THIS GAME LITERALLY IS DYNAMITE!
I GUESS THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!
VIDEO-GAMES DO CAUSE VIOLENCE!
OR AT LEAST THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO.
OH MY!
IT SEEMS EVERYTHING IN THIS AREA IS ACTUALLY A BOMB!
THAT DOG'S A BOMB!
THAT PRESENT'S A BOMB!
THAT BASKETBALL'S A BOMB!
EVEN MY WORDS ARE...!
wordfall
bigbomb
bigbombsolid
BRAVE CORRESPONDENT... IF YOU DON'T DEFUSE ALL OF THE BOMBS...
THIS BIG BOMB WILL BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS IN TWO MINUTES!
THEN YOU WON'T BE REPORTING "LIVE" ANY LONGER!
HOW TERRIBLE! HOW DISTURBING!
OUR NINE VIEWERS ARE GOING TO LOVE WATCHING THIS!
GOOD LUCK, DARLING!!
clumber
D-don't worry!
I installed a bomb-defusing program on your phone!
Use the 'defuse' option when the bomb is in the DEFUSE ZONE!
N-now, go get 'em!
WELL DONE, DARLING!
YOU'VE DEACTIVATED ALL OF THE BOMBS!
IF YOU DIDN'T DEACTIVATE THEM, THE BIG BOMB WOULD HAVE EXPLODED IN TWO MINUTES.
NOW IT WON'T EXPLODE IN TWO MINUTES!
INSTEAD IT'LL EXPLODE IN TWO SECONDS!
GOODBYE, DARLING!
TOO BAD, DARLING!
YOU FAILED TO DEFUSE ALL OF THE BOMBS WITHIN THREE MINUTES!
NOW THE BIG BOMB IS GOING TO BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS!
READY, VIEWERS? HERE COMES THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
AHAHAH!
mypitch
ohno
AH.
IT SEEMS THE BOMB ISN'T GOING OFF.
Ring...
That's b-because!!!
While you were monologuing... I...!!!
I f... fix... Um... I ch-change...
OH NO. YOU DEACTIVATED THE BOMB WITH YOUR HACKING SKILLS.
Yeah! That's what I did!
CURSES! IT SEEMS I'VE BEEN FOILED AGAIN!
CURSE YOU, HUMAN! CURSE YOU, DR. ALPHYS, FOR HELPING SO MUCH!
BUT I DON'T CURSE MY EIGHT WONDERFUL VIEWERS FOR TUNING IN!!!
UNTIL NEXT TIME, DARLING!
W-wow... W-we really showed him, huh?
H-hey, I know I was kind of weird at first...
But I really think I'm getting more...
Uh, more...
M-more confident about guiding you!
S-so don't worry about that b-big d-dumb robot...
I-I'll protect you from him!
A-and if it really c-came down to it, we could just t-turn...
Um, nevermind.
Later!
B-boy... That was close, huh?
I guess a little closer than I would have liked.
I should have given you better directions...
A-and there j-just w-wasn't enough time...
W-well! That's Mettaton's fault, not mine!
I c-can't second guess myself now.
I'm f-finally starting to f-feel confident about g-guiding you.
I'll protect you from that mean old robot, n-no matter what!
If I have to, I'll even t-turn...
We're over halfway to the core!
Let's go!
Error.
Great job! Keep heading around the room!
Try to go for the one in the bottom- left next!
Try to go for the one in the top- right next!
Great job! Head to the left next!
Great job! Head to the right next!
You couldn't even get one bomb...!?
Error,
Great job! Head for the center! There's one left there!
Great job! Head for the center!
I'm using, uh, EM fields to trap the glass of water there!
Great job! There's only one left in the bottom-right!
Great job! There's only one left at the top!
Great job! There's only one left at the top-right!
Great job! There's only one left at the bottom-left!
It's... it's...
ypl
doomtime
truezero
dx2
TIME:
TIME:0
step
MTT-BRAND STILL TOP-RATED || SCHOOL CANCELLED OVER REACTIVATED PUZZLES ||
stringer
SCIENTIST DISCOVERS HEALTH BENEFITS OF USING COMPUTER (JUST KIDDING LOL) ||
LOCAL METTATON VERY RICH FAMOUS AND GORGEOUS ||
TINY VOLCANO MONSTER TRIES ITS BEST, RECEIVES TINY APPLAUSE ||
PYROPE IRONICALLY MISSES INVITATION TO THIS SCENARIO "WOULD HAVE LOVED IT" ||
LOCAL PLANE CREATES HUGE LINE AT STORE BY SAYING "IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO BUY THESE PRODUCTS OR ANYTHING" CASHIER CONFUSED ||
HOTLAND TECHNICAL MALFUNCTIONS ACCEDE AND RECEDE IN LINEAR PROGRESSION THROUGHOUT AREA ||
WOSHUA CLEANS UP LOCAL CRIME, LITERALLY FINDS CRIMINALS AND DOUSES THEM IN SOAP, CRIME DOESN'T GO DOWN BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING ||
HISTORIC NEWS TICKER HEADLINE SHORTAGE ||
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doomx
120 SECONDS LEFT! DEFUSE 6 BOMBS!
dmx
SECONDS LEFT!
HURRY UP!
BOMBS LEFT!
TIME'S RUNNING OUT!
DO YOUR BEST!
SPEED UP!
RUN! RUN! RUN!
GIVE IT YOUR ALL!
DON'T WAIT UP!
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Ahuhuhuhu...
Did you hear what they just said?
Did you hear what she said?
They said a human wearing a striped shirt will come through.
I heard that they hate spiders.
I heard that they love to stomp on them.
I heard that they hate everybody.
I heard that they like to tear their legs off.
I heard...
However...
And even if they gave us money, I heard...
bigweb
muffet
hspider
...that they're awfully stingy with their money.
...a certain stingy human hates spiders.
You think your taste is too refined for our pastries, don't you, deary?
Ahuhuhu... I disagree with that notion.
I think your taste...
Is exactly what this next batch needs!
...that can't be true, can it?
Ahuhuhu...
You donated so much money to us.
All the spiders want you to know how thankful they are!
We're in your debt, dearie~
...that they have some awful taste.
What a shame. A human comes through and they aren't even fit to be eaten~
Oh well! Rotten ingredients can always be discarded~
That was fun! See you again, dearie!
Welcome to our parlor, dearie~ Interested in some spider pastries?
All proceeds go to real spiders~
Check out the webs to make a purchase~
...you're here.
So that means Undyne... She's...
Like, Undyne! We'll avenge you!
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
YOU UGLY LITTLE CREATURE. YOU'VE MADE QUITE A NAME FOR YOURSELF.
SUCH INFAMY...! I'M IMPRESSED.
OH. YES. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ALPHYS, SHE'S NOT HERE.
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY DOING YOUR, AHEM, THING...
SHE WAS RUNNING AROUND EVACUATING PEOPLE TO SAFETY.
NOW THEY'RE IN A PLACE WHERE YOU'LL NEVER GET TO THEM.
DECIDING NOT TO FIGHT YOU. MY MY, SHE REALLY IS THE ONLY SMART ONE, ISN'T SHE?
OH? HOW SASSY.
YOU'RE JUST ITCHING TO GET YOUR HANDS ON ME, AREN'T YOU?
WELL... T-O-O B-A-D!
THIS WORLD NEEDS STARS MORE THAN IT NEEDS CORPSES!
TOODLES!
S... Sorry about that!
L-let's k-keep going!
nowax
S-so you're about to meet ASGORE, h-huh?
You must be... Y-you must be...
Pr... pretty excited about all that, huh?
You'll f-f-finally...
You'll finally get to go home!
W... Wait!
I mean, um... I...
I was just going to... ...um...
Say goodbye, and...
I can't take this anymore.
I...
I lied to you.
A human SOUL isn't strong enough to cross the barrier alone.
It takes at least a human soul...
And a monster soul.
...
If you want to go home...
You'll have to take his soul.
You'll have to kill ASGORE.
I'm sorry.
brokemett
al2
x_maroon
I... I managed to open the lock! Are you two...
Oh my god.
Mettaton!
Mettaton, are you...
H... hey...
D... don't worry about it...
I can always...
I can always build a different robot!
...
Why don't you go on ahead?
...thank GOD, it's just the batteries.
Mettaton, if you were gone, I would have... I would have...
...
I m-mean, h-hey, it's n-no problem, you know?
He's just a robot, if you messed it up, I c-could always...
J-just build another.
Why don't you go on ahead?
REALLY? WHERE?
CLEVER... VERY CLEVER.
babytimer
OH YES. THERE YOU ARE, DARLING.
IT'S TIME TO HAVE OUR LITTLE SHOWDOWN.
IT'S TIME TO FINALLY STOP THE "MALFUNCTIONING" ROBOT.
...NOT!!!
MALFUNCTION? REPROGRAMMING? PLEASE.
THIS WAS ALL JUST A BIG SHOW.
AN ACT.
MY "MALFUNCTION" WAS ALL MADE UP BY DR. ALPHYS.
AS SHE WATCHED YOU ON THE SCREEN, SHE GREW ATTACHED TO YOUR ADVENTURE.
SHE DESPERATELY WANTED TO BE A PART OF IT.
SO SHE DECIDED TO INSERT HERSELF INTO YOUR STORY.
THIS SCENARIO, WHERE SHE "SAVES" YOU FROM ME, WAS HER CREATION.
EVEN NOW, SHE IS WAITING OUTSIDE THIS ROOM.
DURING OUR "BATTLE," SHE WILL INTERRUPT.
THEN SHE WILL PRETEND TO "DEACTIVATE" ME, "SAVING" YOU ONE FINAL TIME.
FINALLY. SHE'LL BE THE HEROINE OF YOUR ADVENTURE.
FINALLY. SHE'LL BE SOMEONE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY LIKES.
YOU'LL REGARD HER SO HIGHLY SHE'LL EVEN BE ABLE TO CONVINCE YOU NOT TO LEAVE.
...OR NOT.
YOU SEE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PREDICTABLE CHARADE.
I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM HUMANS. FAR FROM IT, ACTUALLY.
AS METTATON, MY ONLY DESIRE IS TO ENTERTAIN.
AFTER ALL, THE AUDIENCE DESERVES A GOOD SHOW, DON'T THEY?
AND WHAT'S A GOOD SHOW...
WITHOUT A PLOT TWIST?
MALFUNCTION? REPROGRAMMING? GET REAL.
ALPHYS HAS BEEN PLAYING YOU FOR A FOOL THE WHOLE TIME.
SHE REACTIVATED PUZZLES. SHE DISABLED ELEVATORS. SHE ENLISTED ME TO TORMENT YOU.
ALL SO SHE COULD SAVE YOU FROM DANGERS THAT DIDN'T EXIST.
ALL SO YOU WOULD THINK SHE'S THE GREAT PERSON...
THAT SHE'S NOT.
AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR HER FINEST HOUR.
AT THIS VERY MOMENT, ALPHYS IS WAITING OUTSIDE THE ROOM.
SHE WILL PRETEND TO "DEACTIVATE" ME, "SAVING" YOU ONE FINAL TIME.
MY ONLY DESIRE IS TO ENTERTAIN.
MY, MY. SO YOU'VE FINALLY ARRIVED.
AFTER OUR FIRST MEETING, I REALIZED... SOMETHING GHASTLY.
YOU'RE NOT JUST A THREAT TO MONSTERS... BUT HUMANITY, AS WELL.
OH MY. THAT'S AN ISSUE.
YOU SEE, I CAN'T BE A STAR WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE.
AND BESIDES...
THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE... I WANT TO PROTECT.
mtsong2
H-hey!!! Wh-wh-what's going on!?
Th-th-the door just locked itself!
SORRY, FOLKS! THE OLD PROGRAM'S BEEN CANCELLED!!!
BUT WE'VE GOT A FINALE THAT WILL DRIVE YOU WILD!!
REAL DRAMA!! REAL ACTION!! REAL BLOODSHED!!
ON OUR NEW SHOW...
"ATTACK OF THE KILLER ROBOT!"
AH HA HA. EAGER, AS ALWAYS, EH?
BUT DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL. THERE'S SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T ACCOUNTED FOR.
AS ANY TRUE FAN WOULD KNOW, I WAS FIRST CREATED AS A HUMAN ERADICATION ROBOT.
IT WAS ONLY AFTER BECOMING A STAR THAT I WAS GIVEN A MORE... PHOTOGENIC BODY.
HOWEVER.
THOSE ORIGINAL FUNCTIONS HAVE NEVER BEEN FULLY REMOVED...
COME ANY CLOSER, AND I'LL BE FORCED TO SHOW YOU...
MY TRUE FORM!
FINE THEN!
RRRRREADY? IIIIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!!!
M... more lasers...
Okay, I... I won't mess around this time.
I'll just deactivate the lasers and let you through.
They're... They're not turning off...
I can't turn them off, I...
I-i-it's okay! I have this under control!
I'm going to turn off the p-power for that whole node.
Then you can walk across.
Okay, go!
H... huh? I... I guess this was the right way.
W-WAIT! STOP!
Th-the power... It's turning itself back on.
D-damn it... Th-this isn't supposed to...
I'm gonna turn it off again.
When it turns off, move a little, and then STOP.
OK? Y-you won't get h-h-hurt.
backuptimer
Oh my god, are you okay!?
I-I c-couldn't keep the power off long enough...
No, no, we've got this, it's just a little further!
S-see? I've got everything under control.
Everything's under control!
pcon
meswitch
Oh my god, are you okay?
I... I'm sorry, I gave you the wrong order.
E-everything's fine, okay?
L-let's just keep heading to the right.
Oh my god... Are you hurt?
I... I'm so sorry, I... I gave you the wrong order.
Everything's going to be fine, okay?
dm1
dm2
H-hey, why don't you try to use the elevator first?
H-hey, why don't you try to go to the right first?
Okay, you should be able to make it through here...
donotcall
W-watch out!
Th-that was close...
Wh... why are there so many monsters here?
I mean... It's no problem, r-r-right?
W-w-we've just got to keep heading forward!
Sorry, I... I...
I thought that...
Let's try the right path instead.
A-are you okay?
Why didn't you head to the right...?
C-C'mon... Y-you trust me, d-don't you?
mov
Huh? Who are they?
N-nobody else is s-supposed to be here...
Oh well! We can't worry about that now!
Hey...! Uh, this is Undyne...
(Shut up, Papyrus!) (This was YOUR idea!)
HUMAN! You have to deliver something for me!
Uh, please?
I'm at Snowdin in front of Papyrus's.
See ya, punk!
rface
peeepee
well, here we are.
so.
your journey's almost over, huh?
you must really wanna go home.
hey. i know the feeling, buddo.
though...
maybe sometimes it's better to take what's given to you.
down here you've already got food, drink, friends...
is what you have to do...
really worth it?
ah, forget it.
i'm rootin' for ya, kid.
let me tell you a story.
so i'm a sentry in snowdin forest, right?
i sit out there and watch for humans. it's kind of boring.
fortunately, deep in the forest...
there's this HUGE locked door.
and it's perfect for practicing knock knock jokes.
so one day, i'm knocking 'em out, like usual.
i knock on the door and say "knock knock."
and suddenly, from from the other side...
i hear a woman's voice.
"who is there?"
so, naturally, I respond:
"dishes."
"dishes who?"
"dishes a very bad joke."
then she just howls with laughter.
like it's the best joke she's heard in a hundred years.
so I keep 'em coming, and she keeps laughing.
she's the best audience i've ever had.
then, after a dozen of 'em, SHE knocks and says...
"Knock knock!"
i say "whos there?"
"old lady!"
"old lady who?"
"oh! I did not know you could yodel!"
wow.
needless to say, this woman was extremely good.
we kept telling each other jokes for hours.
eventually, i had to leave.
papyrus gets kind of cranky without his bedtime story.
but she told me to come by again, and so i did.
then i did again. and again. it's a thing now.
telling bad jokes through the door.
it rules.
one day, though, i noticed she wasn't laughing very much.
i asked her what was up.
then she told me something strange.
"if a human ever comes through this door...
"... could you please, please promise something?"
"watch over them, and protect them, will you not?"
now, i hate making promises.
and this woman, i don't even know her name.
but...
someone who sincerely likes bad jokes...
has an integrity you can't say "no" to.
do you get what i'm saying?
that promise i made to her...
you know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything?
...buddy.
...You'd be dead where you stand.
hey, lighten up, bucko!
i'm just joking with you.
besides...
haven't i done a great job protecting you?
i mean, look at yourself.
you haven't died a single time.
that's right, isn't it?
well, chalk it up to my great skills.
hey, what's that look supposed to mean?
am i wrong...?
heh.
well, that's all.
take care of yourself, kid.
'cause someone really cares about you.
xmode
cw
switches
deltaco
donkeykongismyfavoritemarvelsuperhero
OK! Now press the third one!!!
.............
.............
H-h-hey!
Looks like you!!! Only needed to press! Two of them!!!
wrx
dgx
H-h-hey! You did it!
I was worried I messed it up there...
But I guess we make a pretty good team!
Hey! You! Stop!
rabbit
We've, like, received an anonymous tip about a human wearing a striped shirt.
They told us they were wandering around Hotland right now...
I know, sounds scary, huh?
Well, just stay chill. We'll bring you someplace safe, OK?
...Huh? What is it, bro?
The shirt they're wearing?
...like, what about it?
Bro...
Are you thinkin... What I'm thinkin?
Bummer. This is, like... Mega embarrassing.
We, like, actually totally have to kill you and stuff.
Please select a location.
Left Floor 1
Cancel
Right Floor 1
Right Floor 2
Left Floor 2
Left Floor 3
Right Floor 3
(The elevator isn't working.)
What? The elevator should be working...
W-well then! Go to the right and keep heading up!
W-well then! Let's go to the left!
(The elevator isn't working.)
(The elevator is in use.)
(The door is locked.)
(This half of the door is unlocked.)
(The door is open.)
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reverse
(The space behind the wall is only a few feet wide.)
(It's just here to complete the look.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(It's a bag of dog food.) (It's half-full.)
(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
(You just remembered something funny.)
Hi.
(Didn't work.)
H-hey, watch out! You're going to get really hurt!
I can't watch this. I'm disabling the lasers.
Th... there.
Be careful, okay?
I-I'm sorry, it's m-my fault you got hurt.
I didn't explain the lasers well enough, and..
If I hadn't... If I hadn't...
Um, delayed using my hacking skills, I mean...
...sorry.
I didn't explain the lasers well enough, and...
O-oh, there's no time for this now!
Sorry.
looktimer
smash
gameshow
Oh. My god.
I didn't expect you to show up so soon!
I haven't showered, I'm barely dressed, it's all messy, and...
labvolume
Ummm...
H-h-hiya!
I'm Dr. Alphys. I'm ASGORE's royal scientist!
B-b-but, ahhhh, I'm not one of the "bad guys"!
Actually, since you stepped out of the RUINS, I've, um...
...been "observing" your journey through my console.
Your fights... Your friendships... Everything!
I was originally going to stop you, but...
Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.
Watching you, I felt like... like I was seeing an old friend.
S-so, ahhh, now I want to help you!
Using my knowledge, I can easily guide you through Hotland!
I know a way right to ASGORE's castle, no problem!
Well, actually, umm, there's just a tiny issue.
A long time ago, I made a robot named Mettaton.
Originally, I built him to be an entertainment robot.
Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something.
Anyway, recently I decided to make him more useful.
You know, just some small practical adjustments.
Like, um...
Anti... anti-human combat features?
Of c-course, when I saw you coming, I immediately decided...
I have to remove those features!
Unfortunately, I may have made a teensy mistake while doing so.
And, um...
Now he's an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood?
Ehehehehe...
Heh.
But, ummm, hopefully we won't run into him!
scr_bouncer
Did you hear something?
cheer
OHHHH YES!
WELCOME, BEAUTIES...
gamesign
...TO TODAY'S QUIZ SHOW!!!
dball
OH BOY! I CAN ALREADY TELL IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SHOW!
EVERYONE GIVE A BIG HAND FOR OUR WONDERFUL CONTESTANT!
NEVER PLAYED BEFORE, GORGEOUS?
NO PROBLEM! IT'S SIMPLE!
THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE.
ANSWER CORRECTLY...
OR YOU DIE!!!
Well that was certainly something.
alphys2
Wait, wait!
Let me give you my ph-phone number!
Th-then... m-maybe... If you need help, I could...
Wh... where'd you get that phone!? It's ANCIENT!
It doesn't even have texting.
W-wait a second, please!
noise
Here, I upgraded it for you!
It can do texting, items, it's got a key chain...
I even signed you up for the underground's No. 1 social network!
Now we're officially friends! Ehehehe!
Heheh...
Heh...
I'm going to the bathroom.
Armor... so... hot...
But I can't... Give up...
(The cup of water returned to the water cooler.)
(The cup of water was erased by a mysterious force.)
(The water evaporated from the heat.)
(The cup evaporated, too.)
(Error.)
The door leading through the area is closed? So I tried the puzzle?
But I kept running out of ammo, and it kept restarting?
And my two co-workers won't help? It's like they don't even wanna go to work?
Why don't you try? Try using the console?
Wow? You solved it?
I'm impressed? You must be a total nerd?
So we're all gonna go free...?
Does that mean I don't get to go to work?
Maybe I don't want to go to work anymore...?
dbud
Sorry... UNDYNE, like, told us there was totally a human in the area.
So, like, us Royal Guards are blocking off the elevators for now.
Ngah! Even if the elevators aren't working anyway, we'll do our best, Ms. UNDYNE!
Like, NO WAY you're getting by us.
But, between you and me... I think you could go through that creepy lab over there.
Between you, me, and my bro here, I mean.
I tell him ALL my secrets.
Hey! No loitering!
Like, just kidding. I don't care. Like, loiter your heart out.
Oh, hey.
We're, like, taking a rain check on that killing-you thing.
Like, don't tell Undyne about this, OK?
You didn't tell her, did you...?
Undyne told us that the Royal Guard is being disbanded.
Like, bummer... Guess we'll have to get used to Love and Peace.
doorx
(There's no response.)
(O-oh n-no, is that another letter...?)
(I don't want to open it...) (C-can't I just slide it back out...?)
(N... no... I can't keep doing this.) (I'll read this one.)
(Um...) (I-it's shut k-kind of strongly, isn't it?)
(Wait a second...)
Hey, if this is a joke, it's...
Oh My God?
Did YOU write this letter?
It wasn't signed, so, I had no idea who could have...
Oh my god. Oh no.
That's adorable...
And I h-had no idea you, um, wrote that way!
It's surprising, too... After all the gross stuff I did...
I don't really deserve to be forgiven.
Much less, um...
This?
And so passionately, too.
You know what, okay! I'll do it!
It's the least I can do to make it up to you!
Y-yeah! Let's go on a date!
thisblend
o_music
welp.
someone's gotta keep him from getting into trouble.
see you guys.
Man, do I have to do EVERYTHING?
Papyrus, wait!!!
Hey, Undyne!! Wait up!!
Whoops.
Uh, should I do something?
Well, gotta go!
It seems that everyone is quite eager to set off.
Frisk...
You really are a funny child.
If you had said that earlier, none of this would have happened.
It is a good thing you took so long to change your mind.
Hee hee hee.
Well... I suppose.
If you really do not have any other place to go...
I will do my best to take care of you, for as long as you need.
All right?
Now, come along.
Everyone is waiting for us!
Ah.
...I see.
Well, I hope that I am not keeping you.
"See you around."
zr
d_blk
SCR_TEXTTYPE
Frisk!
This is all just a bad dream...!
Please, wake up...!
wrwr
Oh! You are awake! Thank goodness!
W-we were so worried...!
It felt like you were out forever!
Yeah! Any longer and I would have freaked out!
Tell us next time you decide to take a nap, okay!?
yeah. you made papyrus cry like a baby.
WHAT!! I DIDN'T CRY!!! I DON'T CRY!!
I JUST... CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
what did you catch?
TEARS!!!
Now, now.
The important part is that Frisk is all right.
Here, Frisk. Why not drink some tea?
It'll make you feel better.
Errr... How about we give them space, first?
They must be very exhausted.
Though, from what, I am not certain.
Frisk... We do not remember exactly what happened.
There was a flower... And then, everything went white.
But now the barrier is gone.
When you are ready, we will all return to the surface.
It seems the door to the east will lead us there now.
But before then...
Perhaps you might want to take a walk?
You can say goodbye to all of your wonderful friends.
Do as you wish. We will all wait for you here.
scr_save
Hello, Frisk. Alphys upgraded my phone.
I am having a lot of fun with the "texting" feature.
Sans, "check out" this one.
oh man, tori...
that's brutal.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED...
AND ALSO THAT SHE'S A HUGE DORK!!!
YOU TWO ARE TWO FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER!!!
WHY ARE YOU TEXTING!!!
Worry not, Papyrus. We are texting for a good reason.
WHY IS THAT.
well.
cause we're huge dorks.
Sans, please do not say that.
You are not a dork.
You are more of a bonehead!
HAHAHA, WOW!
THOSE PUNS ARE EVEN LESS FUNNY COMING FROM HER!
then why are you smiling?
IT'S A PITY SMILE!!!
Frisk, do not feel left out.
I have been writing messages to you as well!
You still have my phone number after all this time...
Do you not?
Frisk, how about you go look around before we all go?
Seeing how many good friends you've made here...
I am almost certain you must have made some more.
hey, frisk, what's with that weird expression?
Sans, did I tell you about the time Frisk flirted with me...?
And then asked to call me "mother?"
I felt so embarrassed for them.
oh boy.
WOW, FRISK...
THIS REALLY PUTS OUR RELATIONSHIP IN A NEW LIGHT.
hey, tori, do you have any other embarrassing stories?
Oh, do I ever!
But, I think that story is one of the most unbelievable.
It is hard to think anyone would want to flirt with me.
Ehehe...
Ehehehe...
AHA! AHAHAH! HA!! HA!!!
Oh, Toriel. You have NO idea.
oh hey, what's up, frisk?
we were just talking about you.
apparently you asked to call tori "mom" right after meeting her?
Well, it was not RIGHT after.
It took a couple minutes.
frisk... i gotta tell ya.
that's, uh, not the best way to get to know someone.
IT'S NOT???
Papyrus, we've been over this.
WHATEVER, MOM!!!
Don't talk back to me like that!
Go to your room, Papyrus!
OK, UNDYNE.
Wait! Don't ACTUALLY go to your room!!
I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE!!!
frisk, tori was telling me how she made b'scotch pie for you.
Oh, I should bake it for everyone sometime!
(O-oh, that sounds REALLY good.)
COOKING???
CAN I HELP?
Wait a second!!!
Can I help too!?
Certainly! It would be fun to cook together!
(On second thought, maybe I'll o-order a pizza.)
sorry... i don't have time to talk, frisk.
i'm supposed to be working right now.
BUT YOU AREN'T WORKING!!!
i know, and it's taking all my concentration.
Hey, punk! What's up!?
A-ACHOO!
Papyrus, how can you stand this cold?
I HAVE NO SKIN.
So why don't we stand in Grillby's instead?
BECAUSE I HATE GREASE.
But you don't have a stomach!!
NO, BUT I HAVE STANDARDS!!!
Papyrus...
Why do you live in an icy wasteland?
THE RENT'S CHEAP.
Really? Don't you live in a huge house?
YEAH, BUT MY BROTHER PAYS FOR IT.
Where's your brother get the money to pay for it...?
OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
So? What are you waiting for?
The sooner you get it over with, the better!
Hey, you sure are carrying a lot of things.
If someone needed to give you a thing, they sure couldn't!
What? You LOST the letter!?
What the HECK!? How!? Why!?
Ughhh... This is unbelievable.
I should be really disappointed in you.
But, uh, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of relieved!
While you were gone, I actually wrote a WAY BETTER letter!
And this time, you WON'T lose it!!!
I guarantee it!!!
(You got the Undyne Letter EX.)
Hey, I have something to give you...
But you're carrying way too much!!!
Um, so, I have a favor to ask you.
Uuuuh, I... I need you to deliver this letter.
To Dr. Alphys.
Huh!? Why don't I do it myself...?
...um. W-well...
I-it's kind of personal, but we're friends... so...
I'll t-tell you...
Hotland SUUUUCKS!!! I don't wanna have to go over there!!!
So here you go.
(You got the Undyne's Letter.)
Oh, and if you read it...
I'll KILL you.
Thanks so much! You're the best!!
Hey, Alphys! Alphys!
Do you think we can watch something with fighting next?
Oh, and then... Something... With princesses!?
Or FIGHTING princesses!?
I-I'll see if I can manage to find any like that, Undyne.
Yayyyyy!
Hey Frisk, why don't you go say hi to Napstablook?
Oh, tell them I said hi, too!
SO, ASGORE...
HOW ABOUT MAKING ME A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD?
Well, Papyrus, now that the war is over...
We might not need the Royal Guard anymore.
WHAT!?
THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE HUMAN'S QUEST!?
THEY JOURNEYED ALL THAT WAY...
AND I'M STILL NOT A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD!?
TRULY, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE ENDING.
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY BOTCHED YOUR QUEST, FRISK.
BUT, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND!!!
no matter how hard you try to get rid of him.
HEY!
THAT'S TRUE.
FRISK, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK AROUND?
frisk, why don't you fly? it's faster.
YEAH, FRISK, WHY DON'T YOU FLY?
Hmmm... Flying sounds a little dangerous.
But they CAN'T fly.
Not with THAT attitude!
FRISK... TAKE A HIKE.
HIKING IS GOOD FOR YOUR BONES.
On second thought, maybe I WON'T write fanfic of real people.
I mean, isn't real life already the greatest fanfiction of all?
Uh, don't tell anyone I said that.
Cause I'm gonna post it online!
I sure am excited to finally use the human internet.
I bet they have all sorts of things Undyne and I can watch!
Oh man!!!
We're gonna be able to watch anime online!?
Of course, Undyne!
What do you think we've been fighting for all along?
yeah, what do you...
whoops.
Jinx! I knew you were gonna make that joke!
WAIT, ALPHYS, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW SANS.
Well... I...
doesn't everybody?
Who the hell is Sans?
Who the HECK is Sans?
TORIEL!?!?!
Hey Frisk, why don't you go look for Mettaton?
He was here for a while, too...
But he said he had to go somewhere.
Howdy, Frisk.
Sorry about almost trying to take your SOUL.
I feel very bad about it.
I hope we can still be pals.
Hey, don't worry about it, ASGORE.
I think everybody's tried to kill Frisk at least once.
Oh... I see!
In that case, I'm not sorry, Frisk.
ASGORE! That's not what I meant!
Oh, Frisk, if you're not busy...
On nice days, you should walk around and have a good time.
That's important.
Ready?
(The way is blocked by two padlocks.) (There's a note attached.)
(Howdy! I'm in the garden.)
(If you have anything you need to get off your chest, please don't hesitate to come.)
(The keys are in the kitchen and the hallway.)
(He leaves them in the kitchen and the hallway.)
(You'll need both keys to get through.)
(There are two keys.)
(You unlocked the chain.)
(I unlocked the chain.)
(You took the key and put it on your phone's key-chain.)
How tense...
Just think of it like...
A visit to the dentist.
Are you ready?
If you are not, I understand.
I am not ready either.
Dum dee dum...
Oh? Is someone there?
Just a moment!
I have almost finished watering these flowers.
Curious. I've never seen a plant... Cry before.
...Here we are!
Howdy! How can I...
Oh.
I so badly want to say, "would you like a cup of tea?"
You know how it is.
Nice day today, huh?
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
Perfect weather for a game of catch.
You know what we must do.
When you are ready, come into the next room.
You must be the one that flower just warned me about.
Howdy!
Erm... What kind of monster are you...?
Sorry, I cannot tell.
Well, we can always
EndMet
endmet
MeetLv1
ml1
Pass
pass
So you finally made it.
The end of your journey is at hand.
In a few moments, you will meet the king.
Together...
You will determine the future of this world.
That's then.
Now.
You will be judged.
You will be judged for your every action.
You will be judged for every EXP you've earned.
What's EXP?
It's an acronym.
It stands for "execution points."
A way of quantifying the pain you have inflicted on others.
When you kill someone, your EXP increases.
When you have enough EXP, your LOVE increases.
LOVE, too, is an acronym.
It stands for "Level of Violence."
A way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt.
The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.
The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt.
The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.
So you finally made it...
Now, you understand.
It's time to begin your judgment.
Look inside yourself.
Have you really done the right thing?
And, considering what you've done...
What will you do now?
Take a moment to think about this.
...but you. you never gained any LOVE.
'course, that doesn't mean you're completely innocent or naive.
just that you kept a certain tenderness in your heart.
no matter the struggles or hardships you faced...
you strived to do the right thing.
you refused to hurt anyone.
even when you ran away, you did it with a smile.
you never gained LOVE, but you gained love.
does that make sense?
maybe not.
...now.
you're about to face the greatest challenge of your entire journey.
your actions here...
will determine the fate of the entire world.
if you refuse to fight...
asgore will take your soul and destroy humanity.
but if you kill asgore and go home...
monsters will remain trapped underground.
what will you do?
well, if i were you, i would have thrown in the towel by now.
but you didn't get this far by giving up, did you?
that's right.
you have something called "determination."
so as long as you hold on...
so as long as you do what's in your heart...
i believe you can do the right thing.
alright.
we're all counting on you, kid.
good luck.
MeetLv2
ml2
truthfully, it doesn't really matter what you said.
all that's important is that you were honest with yourself.
what happens now...
we leave up to you.
pepis
Then why'd you kill my brother?
You dirty brother killer.
MeetLv
ml
huh? you look bored.
i get the feeling you aren't gonna learn anything from this.
well, guess I gotta judge you then.
come on. really?
lv2... seems like you messed up the slightest amount.
welp. that's pretty sad.
you probably weren't even aware of what you were doing...
and when you learned, it was too late.
nah, just kidding.
who gets to lv2 on accident? get outta here.
lv3...
3's just an ok number, i guess.
i'll give you a C+.
you can do better, right?
hmmm... over lv3, huh.
you killed some people on purpose, didn't you?
that's probably bad.
though, maybe some of it was in self- defense...
i don't know. help me out here.
i wasn't watching.
anyways, don't do that.
hmmm... over lv9, huh.
that's over halfway to lv20, the maximum.
but don't think that means you're still 50- percent good.
50-percent, 20-percent.
those are both still failing grades.
besides. chances are...
i've already tried to steer you in the right direction.
so what can i say?
what can i say that will change the mind of a being like you...?
hmmm... over lv14, huh.
well, hmmm... judgment-wise...
you're a pretty bad person.
you wander around, looking for people...
killing them to take their money.
that's just plain messed up.
and what's worse, is that as bad as you are...
you aren't anywhere near as bad as you could be.
you pretty much suck at being evil.
honestly, it's super embarrassing.
but maybe you'd be better...
at not killing anyone?
crazy idea, huh?
let me know how that one goes.
...huh?
what's with that look in your eye?
did you go through and kill someone...
just to see what i'd say about it?
wow.
you're a pretty gross person, huh?
huh? you STILL look bored.
okay then, consider our session over.
wait a second.
that look on your face while i was talking...
you've already heard my spiel, haven't you?
i suspected something like this.
you're always acting like you know what's going to happen.
like you've seen it all before.
so... i have a request for you.
i kind of have a secret codeword that only i know.
so i know if someone tells it to me...
they'll have to be a time traveller.
crazy, right?
anyway, here it is...
(whisper, whisper)
i'm counting on you to come back here and tell me that.
see you later.
huh? do you have something to say to me?
what? a codeword? can you speak a little louder?
did you...
...just say "i'm a stupid doodoo butt?"
wow. i can't believe you would say that.
not only is that completely infantile...
but it's also my secret codeword.
that, however, isn't good enough.
what you need is the secret secret codeword.
it's only for people that know the secret codeword.
anyway, here it is...
(whimsper, whimsper)...
...just say "i'm the legendary fartmaster?"
wow.
that's... uh... really childish.
why would you think that was a secret secret codeword?
whoever told you that is a dirty liar.
i don't have a secret secret codeword.
however.
i do have a secret secret triple-secret codeword.
which you just said.
so, i guess you're qualified.
here's the key to my room.
it's time...
you learned the truth.
(When you looked, the key was already on your keychain.)
huh? triple secret codeword?
nah, i'm out of material.
(You felt something on your keychain.)
sansf
sansk
heya.
you've been busy, huh?
so, i've got a question for ya.
do you think even the worst person can change...?
that everybody can be a good person, if they just try?
you look frustrated about something.
guess i'm pretty good at my job, huh?
hmm. that expression...
that's the expression of someone who's died twice in a row.
suffice to say, you look really... unsatisfied.
all right.
how 'bout we make it a third?
that's the expression of someone who's died thrice in a row.
hey, what comes after "thrice," anyway?
wanna help me find out?
that's the expression of someone who's died quice in a row.
quice? frice?
welp, won't have to use it again anyways.
that's the expression of someone who's died five times in a row.
convenient, huh? that's one for each finger.
but soon...
you'll need a cool mutant hand to count all of your deaths.
that's the expression of someone who's died six times in a row.
that's the number of fingers on a mutant hand.
you'll need to find a mutant hand with even more fingers.
that's the expression of someone who's died seven times in a row.
hey, that's good. seven's supposed to be a lucky number.
who knows, maybe you'll hit the jackpot...
and that number will multiply tenfold.
that's the expression of someone who's died eight times in a row.
that's the number of fingers on a spider.
wait, don't spiders have legs?
nope, wait, that's definitely nine, sorry.
or was it ten?
that's the expression of someone who's died ten times in a row.
hey, congrats! the big one-oh!
let's invite all your friends over for a big shindig.
we can have pie, and hot dogs, and...
hmmm... wait. something's not right.
you don't have any friends.
that's the expression of someone who's died eleven times in a row.
well, give or take.
there's nuance to this stuff.
don't think i'll be able to count very well from here.
count for me, ok?
we'll start from 12.
let's just get to the point.
that expression that you're wearing...
well, i won't grace it with a description.
you're really kind of a freak, huh?
heh heh heh heh...
all right.
well, here's a better question.
do you wanna have a bad time?
'cause if you take another step forward...
you are REALLY not going to like what happens next.
welp.
sorry, old lady.
this is why i never make promises.
threshold
exception
OK! Y-you should... You should...
Head to the... Head to the...
I... I...
I don't know?
This doesn't look like my map at all...
I'm sorry... I... I...
I have to go.
W-wait! No, I think you should h-head up!
A crossroads... Uhh...
Uhhh...
Tr... Try heading to the right!
Looks like you can't proceed until you hit the switch.
B-but, those lasers will activate when you do.
Ummm... Looks like they'll come in this order:
Orange. Orange. Blue.
G-got it? Move until the third one!
Alright, now just keep heading up!
...That pit... Isn't on my map.
Forget it! Let's try the left side!
H-hey, aren't you gonna use the elevator?
I guess you can go this way!
If there wasn't a huge pit in the way...?
Wh... where'd this pit come from?
You should be able to walk across here...
Ready? This is it!
Take the elevator up to the top of the CORE!
Ring...
Hi, Alphys here!
This room is like the room we saw before.
There are two puzzles to the north and south...
You'll have to solve them both to proceed!
A-also... I'd like to say!
I don't really... Like giving away puzzle solutions.
But if you need help, just call me, ok?
Actually, wait, I have an idea!
Let's be friends on UnderNet!
Then you can just ping me when you need help!
Wait, we're already friends, aren't we?
I signed you up, didn't I?
You've been reading my posts the whole time...
Well! I hope! You agree with me! About Mew Mew 2!
Uh, h-h-hey!
I'm going to the bathroom, so I'll be MIA for a bit.
I'm... I'm sure you can handle this puzzle yourself!
S-see that building in the distance?
That's the CORE. The source of all power for the underground.
It converts geothermal energy into magical electricity, by...
Uhh, anyway, that's where we're going to go.
In the CORE is an elevator directly to ASGORE's castle.
And from there... You can go home.
Uuuh, I think... Umm...
Hey! About the puzzles on the left and right...!
They're a bit difficult to explain, but...
...uhhh, you already s-solved them?
Awesome!
Alphys! Here!
Th-that blue laser seems totally impassable!
B-b-but!
As the Royal Scientist, I h-have some tricks up my sleeve!
I'll h-hack into th-the Hotland laser database and take it out!
A-another laser, huh?
I'm sorry, I won't play around this time.
Hold on a second!!
Your next location is that door up north.
But! It's locked by two switched to the east and west.
So!!! Head to those rooms first!!!
I.M.O!!!!
Acronyms kind of lose their punch out loud, huh?
A-A-Alphys here!!!!
Th... the northern door will stay locked until you...
S-solve the puzzles on the right and left!
I... I think you sh-should g-g-go to the right first!
H... h... hi...
It's me... Dr. Alphys... I said I would guide you...?
But, um, I'm not very good at talking on the phone.
Errrr, anyway! See those lasers?
Try to remember your elementary bullet pattern class.
Orange attacks can't hurt you if you're moving.
Blue attacks can't hurt you if you're standing still.
These lasers are the same way!
It's, it's sort of like that episode where they...
(Crash! Bang! Boom!)
Uhhhhh, gotta go! Talk to you later!
Uhh! H-hi, so, the blue lasers...
Uhh! I mean, Alphys here! Hi!
The blue lasers won't hurt you if you don't move!
O-orange ones, um... Y-you have to be moving, and they...
Um, they won't, um...
Move through those ones!
Uhh, bye!
Click...?
(Whoever was calling hung up before you answered it.)
HOWDY!
IF IT ISN'T MY GOOD FRIEND, WHO TRUSTS ME.
THIS IS PAPYRUS. YOUR ALSO MUTUAL FRIEND.
ALPHYS AND I FINISHED OUR TRAINING EARLY.
VERY EARLY.
SO I SENT HER HOME.
VERY HOME.
UH... NOW.
I FEEL STRONGLY AND FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
YOU SHOULD ALSO GO... THERE.
TO HER. LAB... HOUSE.
I HAVE ONLY GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT THIS.
GOODBYE.
H... hi...! It's Dr. Alphys.
This p-puzzle is kinda... um... timing- based.
Y-you see those switches over there?
Y-you'll have to press all three of them within 3 seconds.
I'll t-try to help you with the rhythm!
ALPHYS updated status. oopswait how's the humnan doing
ALPHYS updated status. Top 10 Shows That Make You Forget To Do Your Frickin Job
ALPHYS updated status. OMG? ppl think Mew Mew 2 is better than Mew Mew 1?
LOLLLLL that's a joke right...
ALPHYS updated status. omg... DONT THEY GET IT RUINS Mew Mew's ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC
ALPHYS updated status. My Mew Mew 2 Review:
Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 Is Neither Kissy Nor Cutie. Its Trash. 0 stars
ALPHYS updated status. that's the last time i try to help with a puzzle lmao
ALPHYS posted a picture. dinner with the girlfriend ;)
(It's a picture of a catgirl figurine next to a bowl of instant noodles.)
CoolSkeleton95 posted a picture. ARE WE POSTING HOT "PICS???" HERE IS ME AND MY COOL FRIEND
(It's a picture of Papyrus flexing in front of a mirror.) (He is wearing sunglasses.)
(Giant muscular biceps are pasted onto his arms.)
(The biceps are also wearing sunglasses.)
ALPHYS updated status. LOL, CoolSkeleton95! ... that's a joke, right?
CoolSkeleton95 updated status. THE ONLY JOKE HERE, IS HOW STRONG MY MUSCLES ARE.
ALPHYS updated status. whatever!!! i'll just explain it!!!
ALPHYS updated status. wonder if it would be unfun if i explained the puzzle...
ALPHYS updated status. Oh My God i Forgot to Tell THem Where To Go
ALPHYS posted a picture. CUte PIC OF ME RIGHT NOW .
(It's a photo of a garbage can with several pink, glittery filters over it.)
ALPHYS updated status. OMG I DID IT!!!
claws haven't shook like that since undyne called me to ask about the weather... v.v
ALPHYS updated status. WAIT THERE'S NO WEATHER DOWN HERE WHY DID SHE CALL ME
ALPHYS updated status. I HATE USING THE PHONE I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS LMAO .
ALPHYS updated status. omg ive had my claw over the last digit for 5 minutes
omg i'm just gonna do it i'm just gonna call!!!!
ALPHYS updated status. gonna call them in a minute!!! =.=
ALPHYS updated status. for now i gotta call up the human and guide them =.=
ALPHYS updated status. well i know she's unbeatable i'll ask her abt it later .
ALPHYS updated status. just realized i didn't watch undyne fight the human v.v
ALPHYS updated status. (PIC OF ME GIVING A THUMBS UP AS I BACKFLIP INTO THE SUN)
ALPHYS updated status. OH MY GOD HOW DID THAT EVEN END UP WORKING LMAO
knock
(Doesn't seem like anyone's home.)
(If someone's there, they aren't answering the door.)
(No one is home.) (And you get the feeling no one ever will be.)
(You hear irritated groans from the inside.)
(Sounds like only fire lives here now.)
Who's there? I'm in the middle of my favorite TV program.
I know, I know... Staring at a screen... Sounds like a boring hobby.
But TV offers an escape to another world. We really need that.
You wanna watch too? Sorry, this is a one-player TV show.
Ahh, what a beautiful knock...! Maybe if I don't answer, I'll hear it again.
Ahh, my patience rewards me.
Ahh...
(No answer.)
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cantalk
Only the fearless may proceed. Brave ones, foolish ones. Both walk not the middle road.
Stay on the path.
The western room is the eastern room's blueprint.
Three out of four grey rocks recommend you push them.
(There's an ant-sized frog in a crack in the wall...) (It waves at you.)
There is just one switch.
The far door is not an exit. It simply marks a rotation in perspective.
If you can read this, press the blue switch.
If you can read this, press the red switch.
If you can read this, press the green switch.
These books are worn... They must have been read many times.
(There's an old calendar from the end of 201X.) (A date is circled on it.)
(The date I came here.)
The ends of the tools have been filed down to make them safer.
Seems like gardening tools.
Look at these cool toys! They don't interest you at all.
(Dusty toys.)
Throne Room
(It's a coffin.) (There's a name engraved on it.)
("
.")
(The coffin is empty...?)
(You didn't notice before, but there's something like...)
(... mummy wrappings at the bottom of it.)
(It's as comfortable as it looks.)
It's TORIEL's sock collection.
(You came all the way back here to look at Toriel's socks.)
(You have great priorities in life.)
It's a clothes drawer. There are robes, button-up shirts...
...and a pink, hand-knit sweater that says "Mr. Dad Guy."
Still has that sweater.
(It's just a chair.)
(It's a throne.)
"Room under renovations."
For some reason, there is a brand-name chocolate bar in the fridge.
(The fridge is full of unopened containers of snails.)
No chocolate.
...!? There's a camera hidden in the bushes.
(His.)
There's a switch hidden in the snow. Click!
The switch is stuck now.
There's a switch here. It's been depressed with vines.
On the floor inside is a box of pomeraisins.
(It's a school report about monster funerals.)
Monster funerals, technically speaking, are super crap.
When monsters die, their bodies turn into dust.
One time this kid at my school went missing for a week and everyone thought he was dead...
But then he came back!!!
Turns out he was visiting his girlfriend in Hotland and and didn't tell anyone!
To be scientific, it sucks that no one ever knows if anyone's dead or alive.
So yeah, what do we do at funerals, anyway?
Professionally speaking:
DUH!!!
We pour the dust on whatever that person liked.
Then they will live on... ... in that object... ... symbolically...
Uhhh, did I reach the page minimum yet? I'm kinda sick of writing.
Monster funerals, technically speaking, are cool as heck.
When monsters get old and kick the bucket, they turn into dust.
At funerals, we take that dust and spread it on that person's favorite thing.
Then their essence will live on in that thing...
Uhhh, am I at the page minimum yet? I'm kinda sick of writing this.
Mom says that sleeping can recover your health above your maximum HP.
...what's maximum HP?
Mom says that we can go to the surface world now!
...what's so great about that, anyway? I don't wanna move.
(It's merely a decoy.)
"The power to take their SOULs."
"This is the power that the humans feared."
(Ancient writing covers the walls... you can just make out the words.)
"The War of Humans and Monsters."
The northern room hides a great treasure.
Hurt, beaten, and fearful for our lives, we surrendered to the humans.
Seven of their greatest magicians sealed us underground with a magic spell.
Anything can enter through the seal, but only beings with a powerful SOUL can leave.
However... There is a prophecy.
The Angel... The One Who Has Seen The Surface...
They will return. And the underground will go empty.
The ancient glyphs have been painted over with a list of 21 different flavors.
Achoo! Tried to catch a bug, but I just caught a cold...
The humans, afraid of our power, declared war on us.
They attacked suddenly, and without mercy.
Without candles or magic to guide them Home, the monsters used crystals to navigate.
(It's beat-up figurine of a female human with cat ears.)
(Scientific books.) (They seem very dusty.)
(It's a fridge.) (It's strangely warm.)
MILK? EGGS? IN THE FRIDGE?
NO WAY, DARLING! THEY'D GET COLD!!!
Um, is it really a good idea to be getting a snack?
Well, I guess I really shouldn't judge you...
After all, I'm the one eating potato chips in my PJs!
Uhhh, I mean... H-hey, go over to the right!
H-hey! Head over to the right!
I hate cold food.
So Alphys fixed up my fridge so it heats up food instead!
Hot Fridge... The world's greatest invention!
This oven is some top-of-the-line MTT thing.
But, y'know, as much as technology advances...
Nothing beats food home-cooked with fire magic.
(It looks like some sort of powerful bracelet...)
(Wait.) (It's just a croissant...)
(It's just a regular wall.)
(East...) (The End.)
(Solve this puzzle, and The End will open.)
(Traverse the northern room, and The End will open.)
(I cannot fight.) (I cannot think.)
(But, with patience, I will make my way through.)
(Get lost...) (And stay that way.)
(Why not relax and have a nice snack?)
(It's completely trashed.) (There's no way it could ever be repaired.)
(It's out of batteries.)
ENTRY NUMBER 1
This is it... Time to do what the King has asked me to do.
I will create the power to free us all.
I will unleash the power of the SOUL.
(It seems to be turned off.)
POWER ROOM
ENTRY NUMBER 6
ASGORE asked everyone outside the city for monsters that had "fallen down."
Their bodies came in today.
They're still comatose... And soon, they'll all turn into dust.
But what happens if I inject "determination" into them?
If their SOULS persist after they perish, then...
Freedom might be closer than we all thought.
ENTRY NUMBER 9
things aren't going well.
none of the bodies have turned into dust, so I can't get the SOULs.
i told the families that i would give them the dust back for the funerals.
people are starting to ask me what's happening.
what do i do?
ENTRY NUMBER 12
nothing is happening. i don't know what to do.
i'll just keep injecting everything with "determination."
i want this to work.
ENTRY NUMBER 14
Everyone that had fallen down...
...has woken up.
They're all walking around and talking like nothing is wrong.
I thought they were goners...?
ENTRY NUMBER 7
We'll need a vessel to wield the monster SOULs when the time comes.
After all, a monster cannot absorb the SOULs of other monsters.
Just as a human cannot absorb a human SOUL...
So then...
What about something that's neither human nor monster?
ENTRY NUMBER 15
Seems like this research was a dead end...
But at least we got a happy ending out of it...?
I sent the SOULS and the vessel back to ASGORE.
And I called all of the families and told them everyone's alive.
I'll send everyone back tomorrow. :)
ENTRY NUMBER 17
monsters' physical forms can't handle "determination" like humans' can.
with too much determination, our bodies begin to break down.
everyone's melted together...
DT EXTRACTION MACHINE STATUS: INACTIVE
ENTRY NUMBER 4
I've been researching humans to see if I can find any info about their SOULS.
I ended up snooping around the castle... And found these weird tapes.
I don't feel like ASGORE's watched them...
I don't think he should.
ENTRY NUMBER 19
the families keep calling me to ask when everyone is coming home.
what am i supposed to say?
i don't even answer the phone anymore.
(It's too dark to see near the walls.)
(Seems to be turned off.)
ENTRY NUMBER 8
I've chosen a candidate.
I haven't told ASGORE yet, because I want to surprise him with it...
In the center of his garden, there's something special.
The first golden flower, that grew before all the others.
The flower from the outside world.
It appeared just before the queen left.
I wonder...
What happens when something without a SOUL gains the will to live?
(None of the buttons work.) (It seems to have lost power.)
(The door is jammed shut with vines.)
(Seems like another elevator has lost its power.)
(The jukebox is broken.)
(It's locked.)
(It's a worn mattress.) (The sheets are bunched up in a weird, creasy ball.)
(There's a photo album inside the drawer.)
(There are photos of Sans with a lot of people you don't recognize.)
(He looks happy.)
(... and, one photo of you standing with Sans and all your friends.)
(It's a poster for Mettaton's latest stage performance.)
(A tragic tale of two star- crossed lovers, kept apart by the tides of fate...)
(Looks like it's almost time for the performance.)
(It's locked from the inside.)
(There's an inscription on this fountain.)
Royal Memorial Fountain Built 201X (Mettaton Added Last Week)
(It's a Wall of Fame full of quotes and photos from visiting celebrities.)
"The food is to die for!" "Gorgeous style and fragrance!" "My face tastes beautiful!"
(... these are all Mettaton.)
(It's a lamp.) (There's no lightswitch.)
(It says that stars make their own light...)
(Rich history of Tem.)
(An empty photo frame.) (It's really dusty...)
(An empty photo frame.) (Someone's dusted it off.)
(It's a family photograph.) (Everyone is smiling.)
...
It's a history book. Here's a random page...
Trapped behind the barrier and fearful of further human attacks, we retreated.
Far, far into the earth we walked, until we reached the cavern's end.
This was our new home, which we named...
"Home."
As great as our king is, he is pretty lousy at names.
It's a bureau.
There's a Santa Claus outfit inside.
Nothing useful.
(There are photo albums...) (Scrapbooks...) (Books on how to make tea...)
(They all seem very worn.)
It's a golden flower.
Inside is an old calendar from the beginning of 201X.
(It's a golden flower.)
(It's another throne covered by a white sheet.)
Just a regular old bucket of snails.
It's an encyclopedia of subterranean plants. You open to the middle...
"Typha" - A group of wetland flowering plants with brown, oblong seedpods.
Known more commonly as "water sausages."
You have seen this type of plant before but do not know its name.
Oh! It is a "water sausage."
What a nice smell... Too hot to eat, though.
The size of the pie intimidates you too much for you to eat it.
(Most of the pie is gone.) (There are dog prints in it...)
While monsters are mostly made of magic, human beings are mostly made of water.
Humans, with their physical forms, are far stronger than us.
But they will never know the joy of expressing themselves through magic.
They'll never get a bullet- pattern birthday card...
It's a door.
Bravery. Justice. Integrity. Kindness. Perseverance. Patience.
Using these, you were able to win at "Ball Game."
(You are awarded 50G.)
RED - Try as you might, you continue to be yourself.
(You are awarded 10G.)
ORANGE - You are the kind of person who rushes fists-first through all obstacles.
(You are awarded 5G.)
YELLOW - Your sure-fire accuracy put an end to the mayhem of "Ball."
(You are awarded 3G.)
BLUE - Hopping and twirling, your original style pulled you through.
(You are awarded 2G.)
GREEN - Your concern and care for "Ball" led you to a delicious victory.
(You are awarded 1G.)
PURPLE - Even when you felt trapped, you took notes and achieved the end of "Ball."
LIGHT BLUE - "Ball" is "Small." You waited, still, for this opportunity...
...then dethroned "Ball" with a sharp attack.
(You are awarded 4G.)
(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
Ah! Wow! Woah! It's a "Hole".
There's a hole here.
(Hers.)
THIS IS MY BROTHER'S PET ROCK.
HE ALWAYS FORGETS TO FEED IT.
AS USUAL, I HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
(The rock is covered in sprinkles.)
(This rock is covered in sprinkles.)
ISN'T THAT FLAG NEATO?
UNDYNE FOUND IT AT THE BAY...
I THINK IT'S FROM THE HUMAN WORLD?
NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
WHY WOULD A HUMAN FLAG...
HAVE A COOL SKELETON ON IT?
WELL... I HAVE A THEORY.
I THINK HUMANS...
MUST HAVE DESCENDED FROM SKELETONS!!!
(It's a beat-up pirate flag.)
Why did the humans attack? Indeed, it seemed that they had nothing to fear.
Humans are unbelievably strong. It would take the SOUL of nearly every monster...
...just to equal the power of a single human SOUL.
This power has no counter. Indeed, a human cannot take a monster's SOUL.
When a monster dies, its SOUL disappears.
And an incredible power would be needed to take the SOUL of a living monster.
There is only one way to reverse this spell.
If a huge power, equivalent to seven human SOULs, attacks the barrier...
It will be destroyed.
In the end, it could hardly be called a war.
United, the humans were too powerful, and us monsters, too weak.
Not a single SOUL was taken, and countless monsters were turned to dust...
I'm catching bugs. But the underground doesn't have many...
I keep catching the same one.
(It's a computer.) (It's accessing some kind of puzzle in Snowdin.)
(It's an oven.) (It looks pretty modern.)
OH YES! MTT-BRAND OVENS CAN REACH TEMPERATURES UP TO NINE-THOUSAND DEGREES!
ROASTING! TOASTING! BURNING! CHARRING! YOU'RE EXCITED, AREN'T YOU, DARLING? (TM)
(It's the oven.) (Looks like someone forgot to preheat it.)
You wanna see my room?
TOO BAD! No nerds allowed!
...well, maybe some nerds...
You're being kind of creepy.
I love how, um, thoughtful Papyrus is...
But what the hell am I supposed to do with all these bones?
(It's a spider donut.) (It looks more...) (Rubbery than usual.)
(North, the warrior's path.) (West, the sage's path.) (Any path leads to The End.)
(To the East!) (This is The End.)
ENTRY NUMBER 2
The barrier is locked by SOUL power..
Unfortunately, this power cannot be recreated artificially.
SOUL power can only be derived from what was once living.
So, to create more, we will have to use what we have now...
The SOULs of monsters.
ENTRY NUMBER 13
one of the bodies opened its eyes.
(The clock is broken.)
ENTRY NUMBER 10
experiments on the vessel are a failure.
it doesn't seem to be any different from the control cases.
whatever. they're a hassle to work with anyway.
the seeds just stick to you, and won't let go...
ENTRY NUMBER 16
no No NO NO NO NO NO
(There are a bunch of VHSes.) (Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind.)
(They seem to be alphabetized, save for a few stray...) (... sticky ones?)
ENTRY NUMBER 11
now that mettaton's made it big, he never talks to me anymore.
...except to ask when i'm going to finish his body.
but i'm afraid if i finish his body, he won't need me anymore...
then we'll never be friends ever again.
...not to mention, every time i try to work on it, i just get really sweaty...
ENTRY NUMBER 20
ASGORE left me five messages today.
four about everyone being angry
one about this cute teacup he found that looks like me
thanks asgore.
ENTRY NUMBER 18
the flower's gone.
(It's locked from the inside.)
PLEASE DON'T ENTER THE MYSTERIOUS SHACK.
HELLO. THAT'S NOT MY HOUSE.
THAT'S JUST MY COOL TOOLSHED.
Do you call it your COOLSHED!?
NO!!! I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!
THAT'S WHY WE'RE FRIENDS, UNDYNE.
YOU ENRICH MY LIFE WITH SHED- BASED PUNS.
That's the only one I've ever made, dude.
READY FOR ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE PUNISHMENT SHACK?
READY FOR ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE PUNISHMENT SHACK?
Oh my GOD, I don't even wanna KNOW.
DON'T BE SO JUDGMENTAL, UNDYNE.
MY SHACK IS A FOUR STAR ESTABLISHMENT.
What, lemme guess.
Sometimes you cut a hot dog into the dog food, right?
WHAT!?!?
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
OH MY GOD! NO! I WAS JOKING!!! DON'T DO THIS!!!
YOU SHOULD LEARN A PRIVACY.
(You can't go through the fire exit because you're not made of fire.)
(It's an uncovered pillow.)
(You look in the drawer.) (There's some kind of badge.)
(It's a performance schedule.) (Comedians, dancers, Sans...) (Seems there's a break now.)
(It's some sort of giant bottle of perfume.) (Eau de Rectangle.)
(The cap is so comically large, you can't open it.)
(Feeling of being watched.)
(She's waiting for someone to let her out.)
(The gems on the southern wall shine in a spectacular pattern.)
(It's a nice thing you can see the southern wall from this angle.)
(A box of kids' shoes in a disparity of sizes.)
(It's a drawing of a golden flower.)
My drawing.
(Definitely bigger than a twin-sized bed.)
(Earlier, you identified this as bigger than a twin-sized bed.)
(But now, you realize it's actually one size bigger than a double.)
The coals are still warm.
(Macaroni art of a flower.) ('For King Dad!')
Inside the drawer are flower seeds and some broken crayons.
There is some white fur stuck in the drain.
(There is some white fur stuck in the drain.)
Because they are made of magic, monsters' bodies are attuned to their SOUL.
If a monster doesn't want to fight, its defenses will weaken.
And the crueller the intentions of our enemies, the more their attacks will hurt us.
Therefore, if a being with a powerful SOUL struck with the desire to kill...
Um, let's end the chapter here...
...!? There's a camera behind the sentry station.
...!? There is a camera behind the... "sentry station."
...!? There's a camera hidden inside this lump of snow.
...!? There's a camera hidden inside this tree.
...!? There's a camera underneath the bridge.
...!? There's a camera hidden in the trees here.
When four Bridge Seeds align in the water, they will sprout.
If an error is made, the Bell Blossom can call Bridge Seeds back to where they started.
WISHING ROOM
But humans have one weakness. Ironically, it is the strength of their SOUL.
Its power allows it to persist outside the human body, even after death.
There is only one exception.
The SOUL of a special species of monster called a "Boss Monster."
A Boss Monster's SOUL is strong enough to persist after death...
If only for a few moments.
A human could absorb this SOUL. But this has never happened.
And now it never will.
But this cursed place has no entrances or exits.
There is no way a human could come here.
We will remain trapped down here forever.
A CLASSIC IMAGE.
IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN LIFE.
(It's a painting of a cartoon bone.)
(Seems like a nice tree.)
(Whenever the girl moves her net, this bug scurries straight into it.)
(Seems like the notes to something, but it's all written in chicken scratch.)
(It seems like a walkthrough to a game, or...?)
(VHSes and DVDs of various cartoons.)
(They are all labelled "Human History.")
(It's a specifically-regular -sized sink.)
THIS ISN'T A SHOW ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS, DARLING.
THAT'S ON WEDNESDAYS!
One time, Alphys's... Uh, friend??? Came over here.
All he did was lie seductively on the piano...
And fed himself grapes.
I don't really like that guy.
But I admire his lifestyle.
What? I'm not gonna serenade you.
ENTRY NUMBER 3
But extracting a SOUL from a living monster would require incredible power...
Besides being impractical, doing so would instantly destroy the SOUL's host.
And, unlike the persistent SOULs of humans...
The SOULs of most monsters disappear immediately upon death.
If only I could make a monster's SOUL last...
(There are a bunch of VHSes.) (Seems like it's mostly cartoons of some kind.)
ENTRY NUMBER 21
i spend all my time at the garbage dump now
it's my element
(It's a thank-you letter.) (It's addressed to Santa.)
(Blueprints.) (You can't read the symbols they're written in...)
(... or maybe it's just the handwriting.)
(Looks like they relate to some kind of strange machine.)
oh... that's my tv...
there's a show i like to watch on it... sometimes...
(It's a spooky old TV.) (Most of the buttons are worn away...)
(Though the channel changing buttons look good as new.)
(Rope.) (Looks like this dog does all its own stunts.)
(It's some kind of TV show featuring Mettaton.)
(Statue of tem... very famus) (VERY!!!!!!!!!)
It's you!
Still just you, Frisk.
It's me,
Despite everything, it's still you.
Inside the cupboard are cookie cutters for gingerbread monsters.
Where are the knives.
The stovetop is very clean. Toriel must use fire magic instead.
No one will use this anymore...
(It's a note.) Howdy! Help yourself to anything you want!
I've read this already.
(The stovetop is very clean.) (Someone must use fire magic instead.)
Stovetop.
(What a comfortable bed.) (If you laid down here, you might not ever get up.)
My bed.
(It's a twin-sized bed.)
His bed.
(It's a king-sized bed.)
"MONSTER HISTORY PART 4"
Fearing the humans no longer, we moved out of our old city, HOME.
We braved harsh cold, damp swampland, and searing heat...
Until we reached what we now call our capital.
"NEW HOME."
Again, our King is really bad at names...?
Excuse me... Yes, you, with the striped shirt.
Can you do something about your friend...?
Yes, your friend... The one behind you, with the creepy smile.
Hmmm? Where'd your friend go?
If a monster defeats a human, they can take its SOUL.
A monster with a human SOUL... A horrible beast with unfathomable power.
(It's a video feed of your location.)
It's you...?
(It's a microwave.) (That's great if you're a microwave fan.)
MTT-BRAND MICROWAVE! ORIGIN OF THE MTT CHALLENGE!
PUT YOUR FOOD IN AND SET THE MICROWAVE ON HIGH FOR FIVE MINUTES...
IF YOU CAN STILL RECOGNIZE YOUR MEAL, WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK!!!
STILL FIDDLING WITH THAT MICROWAVE, EH, DARLING?
CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH AN ELECTRONIC BOX.
(In the sink is a teacup in the shape of a fish.)
ENTRY NUMBER 5
I've done it.
Using the blueprints, I've extracted it from the human SOULs.
I believe this is what gives their SOULs the strength to persist after death.
The will to keep living... The resolve to change fate.
Let's call this power...
"Determination."
(Golden flowers.)
(It's Sans's dirty sock pile.) (Sc... scandalous...?)
(There's a strange machine behind the curtain.) (It seems to be broken.)
(You unlocked the door and entered.)
(Finally, the pieces of the puzzle are coming together.) (The jigsaw puzzle.)
Huh!? There's a camera behind the waterfall.
(There are a lot of striped shirts in here.)
Our clothes.
(It's ASGORE's journal.) (All the current page says is 'Nice day today!')
(The ink is still almost wet.)
(The ink's dry now.)
The entries are always the same.
(It's a teacup shaped like a yellow lizard.) (It's full of soda.)
(It's a promo poster for Mettaton's TV premiere.)
(On the flap it says "Thank you for making my dreams come true.")
(An incredible invention.)
(When not in use, this bed folds into an extremely- easy-to-draw box.)
(Pink goop drips from this strange machine.)
A haunting song echoes down the corridor... Won't you play along?
Only the first 8 are fine.
(It's an illustration of a strange creature...)
(There's something very unsettling about this drawing.)
Love, hope, compassion... This is what people say monster SOULs are made of.
But the absolute nature of "SOUL" is unknown.
After all, humans have proven their SOULs don't need these things to exist.
(There's a silverware drawer.) (It has forks, spoons, knives...)
(... tiny swords, axes, spears, nunchucks...)
I can't believe he leapt through the window like that.
Normally he NAILS the landing.
(Small puddle forming.)
(Medium puddle forming.)
(Large puddle forming.)
(A small tree is growing in the puddle.)
(It's a bathroom sign.)
(Inside the drawer is a silver key.)
(You put it on your keychain.)
(Clothes and trombones are shoved in haphazardly.)
(It appears to be a self- sustaining tornado made of trash.)
(It's glued to the table.)
xstring1
xno
xstring2
yarl
offroom
left.
That comedian...
The comedian got away. Failure.
Spider Bake Sale All proceeds go to real spiders.
1234567890123456789012345678901234567890
123456789012345678901234567890
123456789012345678901234567890
Test one.
Test two.
Test three.
Test four.
(This is a box.)
(You can put an item inside or take an item out.)
(The same box will appear later, so don't worry about coming back.)
(Sincerely, a box lover.)
(Absolutely NO MOVING!!!)
North: Ice South: Ice West: Ice
East: Snowdin Town
(... and ice)
SMELL DANGER RATING
Snow Smell - Snowman WHITE Rating Can become YELLOW Rating
Unsuspicious Smell - Puppy BLUE Rating Smell of rolling around.
Weird Smell - Humans GREEN Rating Destroy at all costs!
Warning: Dog Marriage
(Yes, you read that correctly.)
Turn every X into an O. Then press the switch.
AWARE OF DOG pleas pet dog
(Woof.)
(You will not slide on an X, O, or triangle.)
(You can put an item in or take an item out.)
(Why would you, though???) (You can't use items when they're in the box!)
(Sincerely, a box hater.)
(This sign is written in very neat cursive.)
Do not destroy the science grass.
It is used for science.
You failed the puzzle!
It's a crystal. You've never seen one like this before.
(Please take one.)
North: Blook Acres East: Hotland ???: Temmie Village
(It's a stable for snails.) (A snable.)
This is a damned test!
0. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1.
(Last chance to wish before Hotland.) (Careful of pollen.)
(Don't want to walk to the other side of town?)
(Try the undersnow tunnels!) (They're efficiently laid out.)
East: Burgertown North: Cord West: Restraint
This area's not done so no fun is allowed here yet.
Signed, the Manmengent
hOI!! welcom to... TEM VILLAGE!!!
hOI!! u shud check out... TEM SHOP!!!
yaYA!! i AGREES!! shud check... TEM SHOP!!!
Learning how to draw? Come to the Art Lessons on the second floor!
Located in a similar place.
(It's a trash can.)
(It's full of crumpled-up recipes for butterscotch pie.)
(It's a trophy.) (Number 1 Nose-Nuzzle Champs '98!)
This cheese has been here so long, a magical crystal has grown around it.
(Seems like the mouse has freed some of the cheese from the crystal somehow.)
What's a star?
Can you touch it?
Can you eat it?
Can you kill it?
Are you a star?
What are you holding? Is that a star?
We can go and see the real stars now...
But I still don't know what those are.
One of the stars faded out.
What does that mean...?
(It's a dirty sock with a series of notes on it.)
SANS! PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCK!
ok.
DON'T PUT IT BACK DOWN! MOVE IT!
YOU MOVED IT TWO INCHES! MOVE IT TO YOUR ROOM!
AND DON'T BRING IT BACK!
IT'S STILL HERE!
didn't you just say not to bring it back to my room?
FORGET IT!
What. What? WHAT!?
It's a living.
So, you helped get us all free...
I guess I really acted like a dummy to you.
Sorry for acting like a dummy before.
You've really helped me out!!
(It's a snail.)
(For some reason, you can't help but wonder what it tastes like...)
(You wonder if Toriel has seen it.)
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, umbrella boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo, triumphant boo-hoo.
We were hanging out when suddenly, a buncha puzzles reactivated out of nowhere.
This is a huge problem... It rules! They've GOTTA cancel school over this!
Wait a second... Auuuugh, it's summer vacation!
Hey, did you hear? The barrier's opened up!
Now school HAS to be cancelled, right!?
Why should we bother going to school, anyway...?
This world's got no future.
Finally! Someone turned off that laser!
Now that we're free we can... Well, uh, I guess we'll just keep standing here.
Hm? Nice try, but your loitering technique still needs work.
There will be lots of places to loiter on the surface, I bet.
Loitering around... What's the point?
The way to work is blocked, so I had time to catch Mettaton's show on my phone...
The special effects were amazing today! That human almost looked REAL!
Of course, an experienced viewer like me knows CGI when they see it...
The barrier's opened up, so we don't have to go to work today.
I mean, sure, we're free, but it's the little things, you know?
That last episode had me really shaken...
But Mettaton's OK. Everyone knows it's just CGI!
Mettaton? Yeah, he's the most popular star in the underground!
His fan club probably has at least two... no, THREE dozen members!
And that's not even counting me!
Today, we all started as co-workers...
Who knows what we'll be tomorrow?
What a heartbreaker.
I bet his fanclub's almost doubled in size from that!
(There's a piece of cheese inside this computerized laser-safe.)
(The lasers have melted the edges of the cheese...) (It's stuck to the table.)
(Seems like the mouse hacked the safe and took the cheese out.)
It's so nice to have you over!
Why not take a seat at the table?
Sit at the freakin' table, you little nerd.
I... I... I ended up buying a donut...
I... I... I didn't want to, but that girl... even though I told her no, she...
...kept staring at me in this creepy way and licking her lips.
N... now I'm outta cash.
Maybe I can sell it online and double my money back...
On the surface, I won't buy any donuts from spiders.
That's my resolution.
(It's just a regular flower.)
From now on, call me "Jimmy Hotpants."
...what?
(It's an empty dog food bowl.)
(It's a treadmill.) (There's a message attached.)
"the truth is that you got owned, nerd......"
(... he seems happy.)
Sn... ow... y...
There you are, Frisk-darling.
Feast your eyes! Dr. Alphys completed my wonderful new body.
Oooh! And did you hear? The barrier's OPEN!
I can't wait to see the sun...
...the greatest spotlight of all!!
Oh yes. I suppose I should thank you, too, darling.
Before fighting you, I had...
Forgotten how fun it was to perform with others.
So I've been searching for HOT TALENTS to fill up my upcoming troupe.
So far, Shyren's agreed to be my back-up singer.
And Bl... Napstablook, here, will be my sound mixer!
The three of us performing together...
It really feels overdue, doesn't it?
Frisk, darling. Can you help me with something?
What kind of merchandise do you think humans would want to buy...?
I've thought of a few ideas so far.
Buttons (with my face) Stickers (with my face) CDs (with my face)
Posters (with my face) T-shirts (with my face) Underwear (with my face)
...and plush dolls of TORIEL.
But, you know. With my face instead of hers.
So what do you think?
(A yes or no prompt was not provided.)
Fabulous! I completely agree!
Oh, Frisk. Why don't you go see how Alphys is doing?
Since the flash of light she's been working hard to set everything right.
Ha-Ha. About time, huh?
(By barking with text-to-speech on, the dog accidentally programmed a whole game.)
(Hmmm... seems fine.)
Blub blub... You'll have to reserve a table to eat here.
You'll also need to reserve your chair, your silverware, your food, your...
Blub blub... Now we can live life without reservations.
Blub blub... Mettaton isn't here to press his face into the steaks.
He told me that if he ever disappeared, we could use my face instead...
But, I'm nervous. What if my face doesn't taste very good...?
As I came in, I realized I forgot to make a reservation.
But I didn't want to look like I messed up. So I kept walkin' in anyway.
Now I'm just... kinda... Consuming dew off this ficus.
Oh, we're all free?
Oh... Guess I can... Stop lickin' this ficus.
...but I don't want to look like I messed up, so I'll keep going...
What would Mettaton think if he saw me licking this plant of his...?
Eh... who cares.
I work at the CORE. The inside is a maze made of swappable parts...
That means we can shuffle the layout at will.
Boy, was today a FUN day! I sure love PUZZLE!!!
So, if we're leaving, will my job...?
Ugh, and I just got a raise! Well, guess every apple has its CORE, heheh.
Today, we received the promise of a lot of money from a strange source.
It may not be kosher, but... Whew! I love puzzle!
Originally, we dug mazes with puzzles in order to foil human attacks.
But now, building things winding and confusing.... It's some awful tradition.
You can't go (ugh) two feet without being up to your armpits in puzzles.
The surface world... Really!
Maybe I'll be able to go two feet without running into a puzzle.
One thing I can say...
I respect Mettaton for not putting any puzzles here.
At another hotel, I had to find 12 magic keys just to unlock the shower.
Mettaton looked really... Really cool in that dress.
It sort of makes me feel like I could wear one, too!
Mettaton...! He recognized my voice from when I called in, and...
He... he gave me his dress! I'm so...! Ha ha ha!
Please don't talk to me. I am feeling discouraged about something.
Welcome to MTT Resort - Hotland's biggest apartment- building-turned-hotel!
Whether you're here for a night or still live here, MTT Resort prides itself on a great stay!
Just passing through...? Nice! MTT Resort prides itself on being passed through!
Sorry - the resort's shutting down.
But I think you'll find it's still great to pass through!
Welcome to MTT Resort! Have you seen Mettaton?
He hasn't come by lately. I have a lot of respect for that man.
I had trouble getting a job because I am so pointy and angular.
But, being a rectangle, he understood my struggles.
I love hot dogs!
Hey... Isn't it weird there's SNOW on that guy's roof?
...guess he's just too lazy to clean it off.
But the hot dog guy left... Even though all of his stuff is still here.
...guess he's just too lazy to clean it away.
I wanted another hot dog. But the hot dog guy never came back.
Besides that? Today was fine.
Count your blessings. Even if you don't get a second hot dog.
Toasty bun!
(It's hard-boiled.)
(You tried to pet the dog, but it collapsed into a pile of fluff...)
(Seems like it was actually just a dog-shaped husk of dog residue.)
(It's a pile of dog residue.)
Weapon: 5AT (
AT) Slap 'em.
Armor: 7DF (
DF) It has abs on it.
Heals 11HP x 2 Eat it twice!
Heals 22HP It's my own recipe.
Take your time.
Hello, traveller. How can I help you?
But nobody came.
Buy
Sell
Talk
Take
Steal
Read
50G - Tough Glove
50G - Manly Bandanna
15G - Bisicle
30G - Bisicle
45G - Bisicle
70G - Bisicle
25G - Cinnamon Bun
00G - Tough Glove
00G - Manly Bandanna
00G - Bisicle
00G - Cinnamon Bun
What would you like to buy?
Thanks for your purchase.
Just looking?
That's not enough money.
You're carrying too much.
Buy it for
G ?
Take it.
scr_cost
Say hello
What to do here
Town history
Your life
What happened
Human
Ruins
Future
Care to chat?
scr_itemroom
Huh? Sell somethin'? Does this look like a pawn shop?
I don't know how it works where you come from... but...
If I started spending money on old branches and used bandages, I'd be out of business in a jiffy!
If you're really hurtin' for cash, then maybe you could do some crowdfunding.
I hear people will pay for ANYTHING nowadays.
You took 758G from behind the counter.
Nothing left.
Bye now! Come again sometime!
Hiya! Welcome to Snowdin! I can't remember the last time I saw a fresh face around here.
Where did you come from? The capital?
You don't look like a tourist. Are you here by yourself?
I mean, it happened to you, right?
There was a strange flash of white light... Then I felt my body being pulled into... something.
Then, suddenly, everything was back to normal.
You want to know what to do here in Snowdin?
Grillby's has food, and the library has information...
If you're tired, you can take a nap at the inn. It's right next door - my sister runs it.
And if you're bored, you can sit outside and watch those wacky skeletons do their thing.
There's two of 'em... Brothers, I think. They just showed up one day and... ... asserted themselves.
The town has gotten a lot more interesting since then.
I heard that it was all 'cause a human came through here.
A human... I can hardly believe it!
Well if they decide to stop in, I'll be sure to give them a hero's welcome.
Think back to your history class...
A long time ago, monsters lived in the RUINS back there in the forest.
Long story short, we all decided to leave the ruins and head for the end of the caverns.
Along the way, some fuzzy folk decided they liked the cold and set up camp in Snowdin.
Oh, and don't think about trying to explore the RUINS...
The door's been locked for ages. So unless you're a ghost or can burrow under the door, forget about it.
Didja hear? The RUINS have been opened up, and get this...
They were opened from the INSIDE.
Apparently the Queen had been staying inside there for God knows how long.
Pretty unbelievable, huh!?
Life is the same as usual.
A little claustrophobic...
But... we all know deep down that freedom is coming, don't we?
As long as we got that hope, we can grit our teeth and face the same struggles, day after day...
That's life, ain't it?
Well, I suppose I'll move my store to the overworld...
...haven't planned much more than that, I'm afraid.
(There's a note here.)
Please don't hurt my family.
Heals 18HP (Looks like a crab.)
Heals 10HP SPEED up in battle.
Armor: 5DF (
DF) Invincible longer
Weapon: 2AT (
AT) Invincible longer
Don't be shy now.
Woah there! I've got some neat junk for sale.
Wah ha ha! I knew you could do it!
Wa ha ha... So you came here. What a treat!
25G - Crab Apple
18G - Sea Tea
30G - Cloudy Glasses
55G - Torn Notebook
What are you lookin for?
Thanks! Wa ha ha.
Careful with that.
You're a bit short on cash.
You're carrying too much!
Don't expect a discount.
Here we are.
Eh? You can't afford it?
Don't you have enough?
About yourself
That emblem
Emblem's meaning (NEW)
The prophecy (NEW)
The prophecy
The King
About Undyne
Fate
Threat
Fight
Hero
Fluffybuns Why?
Is ASGORE a goat
ASGORE and TORIEL
Anything you wanna know?
Really? YOU wanna chat?
Ha! I'm tryin' to get RID of my junk, not get more of it!
Though, I've heard if you want to sell stuff, the Temmie Village is your best bet.
Where is it?
I don't remember.
For the last time, I'm not taking it!
I wouldn't buy your chitzy garbage at knifepoint.
Be careful out there, kid!
Good riddance.
I've been around a long time. Maybe too long.
Studying history sure is easy when you've lived through so much of it yourself! Wa ha ha!
Long ago, ASGORE and I agreed that escaping would be pointless...
Since once we left, humans would just kill us.
I felt a little betrayed when he eventually changed his mind.
But now, I think... Maybe he was right to.
'Cause after all, even though we never escaped...
A human's killing us anyway, ain't that right?
OK, OK! I remember it clearly now.
It was the monthly address at the castle, and the queen was giving her part on current events.
After finishing her update, she moved to pass the microphone to the king.
However, she didn't realize the microphone was still in her hands when she said:
"Your turn, Fluffybuns."
The audience burst into laughter.
Realizing what she had said, she started laughing too.
After a few moments, the king held up his arms. The crowd grew silent.
He leaned towards the microphone, expression... Stern.
"Dear citizens." "Thank you for coming here today."
"I... King Fluffybuns..."
And the rest is history.
What's that? You want me to repeat myself?
Heck no! Your eyes still work... Go read a book or something! Wahaha!
Oh yeah... The prophecy.
Legend has it, an 'angel' who has seen the surface will descend from above and bring us freedom.
Lately, the people have been taking a bleaker outlook...
Callin' that winged circle the 'Angel of Death.'
A harbinger of destruction, waitin' to 'free' us from this mortal realm...
In my opinion, when I see that little circle...
I jus' think it looks neat! Wahaha!
That emblem actually predates written history. The original meaning has been lost to time...
All we know is that the triangles symbolize us monsters below, and the winged circle above symbolizes...
Somethin' else.
Most people say it's the 'angel,' from the prophecy...
Eh? You don't know what that is?
What are they teaching you kids in school nowadays...? Wa ha ha!
That's the Delta Rune, the emblem of our kingdom. The Kingdom...
...of Monsters.
Wahaha! Great name, huh? It's as I always say...
Ol' King Fluffybuns can't name for beans!
Eh? Goat?
Actually, that reminds me. Toriel once wore a flower- patterned muu-muu...
Folks kept saying "nice muu- muu" to her, but she kept thinking they were calling her a cow.
So she never wore it again.
What was the question again?
Oh. Right. ASGORE.
He's a real interesting type of monster. The strongest type of all.
We call 'em Boss Monsters.
When they have an offspring, the SOUL power of the parents flows into the child...
Causing the child to grow as the parents age.
But ASGORE doesn't have a child. So he's been stuck at the same age... And probably will be forever.
Huh? What if the child is a human...? What?
Nah. That wouldn't work. So if ASGORE's your father, he'll definitely outlive you.
I've lived too long to be afraid of something like you.
Try it, kiddo!
...I know you can't here.
Wah ha... Knowledge like that is the only reason I've survived so long.
King Fluffybuns? He's a friendly, happy-go-lucky kind of guy...
If you keep walking around long enough, you'll probably meet him. He loves to walk around and talk to people.
Eh? Why do I call Dreemurr 'Fluffybuns?' Oh, that's a great story!
I don't remember it.
But if you come back much later, I'm sure I'll have remembered by then.
Oh yeah! Of course. Toriel was queen, and Asgore was the king.
It was tragic when she left.
Since everyone knew she was really the brains behind the throne...
But it was also just a teensy, teensy bit relieving, you know?
Those two were really insufferable together... Nuzzling noses, bein' all cute n' cuddly in public... Embarrassing their children...
They were so sweet it made me SICK. Thank god those days are over!
Eh? Fight you?
Nah... I'm not a hero. Never was.
And b'sides... These old bones aren't fit for fighting anyhoo.
One attack from you, and then I'd... well...
At least by talking to you, I've bought enough time for some of them to escape.
Undyne? Yeah, she's a local hero around here.
Through grit and determination alone, she fought her way to the top of the Royal Guard.
Actually, she just came through here asking about someone who looked just like you...
I'd watch your back, kid. And buy some items... It might just save your hide! Wa ha ha!
Undyne. She's really come a long way since she was a little urchin.
I used to be a hero myself, back in the old days. Gerson, the Hammer of Justice.
When she was younger, Undyne would follow me around, to watch me beat up bad guys...
Sometimes she'd even try to help!
Though, most of the time the folks she attacked weren't bad guys. It'd be the mailman or something like that.
Anyhoo, I appreciated it! Wah ha ha ha!!!
I'm not a hero.
But I know there's someone out there.
Someone who'll never give up trying to do the right thing, no matter what.
There's no prophecy or legend 'bout anyone like that.
It's just something I know is true.
That someone like that will strike you down.
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????? Probably to someone's house LOL
SOLD OUT!
Armor: 12DF (
DF) ATTACK up when worn.
Weapon: 12AT (
AT) Bullets NOT included.
Hey! Check it out!
But, like.
Yeah! Check it out!
Nobody came and stuff.
25G - Junk Food
00G - Junk Food
350G - Empty Gun
000G - Empty Gun
--- SOLD OUT ---
350G - Cowboy Hat
000G - Cowboy Hat
600G - Mystery Key
000G - Mystery Key
You should buy ALL our stuff!
Bratty! We're gonna be rich!
So are you gonna buy it??
You need WAY more money.
You have TOO many items!!!
We're all $$$$$old out! Mee-YOW!
soldout
About you two
Burgerpants (NEW)
More Burgerpants (NEW)
B.Pants Hangout? (NEW)
That Kind of Guy (NEW)
About your wares
Origin of wares (NEW)
Origin of garbage (NEW)
Origin of garbage
About Mettaton
Origin of Mettaton (NEW)
About Mettaton (OLD???)
About Alphys
Royal Scientist (NEW)
About ASGORE (NEW)
About ASGORE
Freedom
I'm a human
Do You Like Cats
So, like, what's up?
Thanks, but we, like, don't really need anything.
Oh my God. Is that a glamburger?
Stole 5G from the till.
The till is empty.
Like, see you later!
Like, later and stuff!
I'm Bratty, and this is my best friend, Catty.
I'm Catty, and this is my best friend, Bratty.
Well, that kind of guy...
You hang out with him once, then he wants to hang out...
All. The. Time.
Oh, uh...
OK, like, the annoying thing is...
Oh, that guy from the store? Yuck, what a creep.
So, we're like, totally free now, huh?
Where do we get the garbage?
Like, the garbage store, duh!!!
I mean, like, where does anyone get guns, or food, or...
The stuff inside, is like...
Oh, oops, really?
Uh, well, when we said, um...
We were hyped for the destruction of humanity...
We were, just, like, joking, you know?
So, like, Dr. Alphys built Mettaton, right?
Oh my God. Mettaton.
He's like... My robot husband.
I think we're like... both going to marry him.
Oh my GOD, METTATON.
Actually he's like... MY robot husband.
We're both like, ALREADY married to him.
He just, like, doesn't know it yet.
Hmmm... Now that we're gonna be free...
Oh my God. Alphys.
She used to live on our street.
Oh my god, ALPHYS.
She was like a big sister.
So Alphys has always, like...
Oh my God. He's a total goober.
Like, I LOVE that guy.
God, we're like...
SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.
He's a big, fuzzy goofball!!
He's like, SO nice.
God, we're like...
SO hyped for the destruction of humanity.
Me? Yeah, I LOVE cats!
They're, like, SO tasty!!
Me? Yeah, I LOVE cats!
They're, like, SO cute!!!
Hey, this is Bratty!
Hey, this is Catty!
mew
TOTALLY wicked expensive.
But, like, this stuff we found is like...
TOTALLY wicked cheap.
You should...
TOTALLY wicked buy all of it?
Like...
TOTALLY wicked buy all of it?
We found it in the garbage!
It's GOOD garbage.
It's like, really good garbage.
.....
Waterfall mostly.
.....
I found a gun in a dumpster!
That's like, what they TELL you.
But like... Mettaton always acts like...
...being built was HIS idea somehow.
And even right after he was built...
...he acted like Alphys was an old friend.
But they're like... Not friends anymore.
Yeah!!! Unlike me and Bratty!! Best friends for-EVER!!!
I mean, like, if your big sister...
Takes you on trips to the dump.
She showed us the coolest places to find trash.
She was always collecting these weird cartoons.
Then she became the Royal Scientist...
Yeah, we haven't seen her in forever...
Thought ASGORE is a SUPER cutie.
So, like, I'm pretty sure she...
Made Mettaton to, like, totally impress him.
A robot with a SOUL...
That's, like, SUPER relevant to his hobbies!
So after seeing Mettaton, ASGORE...
Asked her to do all this science stuff for him!
But nobody's, like, seen anything from her yet.
Or... her at all...
She must, like, just stay in her lab all day.
Like, live a little, girl.
Yeah!!! Like us!!!
Oh my god, can you go get us some Glamburgers?
We don't. Really need. Anything.
Wait! I'll pay you 1000G if you get Mettaton to autograph my butt!
OH MY GOD!!! GIMME!!!
God, Catty. Try to have some self-control.
Sorry...
'Cause they OBVIOUSLY brought that Glamburger for ME.
NOOO WAYYY!!!!!
Yeah! He's a creep!
But he's kind of cute, too...
C'mon, Catty, don't you have ANY standards?
Nope!!!
He'd be OK if he just treated us with some respect.
But he just acts... Really weird.
And then acts like it's OUR fault he acts that way!
Like, when we asked him to get those Glamburgers...
He dropped them and ran away before we could even say anything!
We were, like, going to share them.
Really? I wasn't.
Catty!!
Yeah!! He should come look for junk with us!
But like, if we let him hang out with us... I just worry it'll...
...be really super fun!
Um, that was NOT what I was gonna say.
But I was close, right!?
But don't you feel bad for him, Bratty?
Poor Burgerpants...
Think about how cool we are compared to him!!!
We'd be saving his LIFE with our friendship!!
His LIFE, Bratty!!
Uh, so?
...
Think of all the glamburgers he could get for us!!
...so is he free after work?
Yeah, like, totally free.
Like... Cool.
Yeah, like, cool.
Like, milennia of being imprisoned finally over?
Yeah, that's like pretty chill I guess.
Did we say that?
Probably?
It's, like, practically our catchphrase.
Really? I thought our catchphrase was...
B-B-Bratty's the best, C-C-Catty's the coolest!
Um, no?
We've like literally NEVER said that.
CAN it be though!? CAN it be!?
OMG, we can finally fulfill our DREAM of having a pet cat!
That's, like, YOUR dream, Catty.
But Bratty...
I don't wanna have a dream without YOU in it...!
Aww... Catty...
And, in my dream, YOU clean up after the cat!
Catty!!!
Bratty NOOOO!!!
I'm just kidding!!
Kind of.
Anyway, when was the last time you even SAW a cat around here?
Oh!! JUST the other day!
There was this CUTE little white cat walking around...
It was, like, SOOOOOO clueless looking.
I pet it for like an hour!!
..... ..... ... Catty.
Yeah, Bratty?
I think that was, like... A dog.
DOGS ARE JUST FIRM CATS!!!!
If you're reading this...
Then, like, bad news you mega-evil weirdo!
Alphys just came here and she's taking us...
Someplace super duper safe!
But, first, we gotta use up these gel pens.
Yeah! Chill, Alphys! We don't wanna waste pens!
And don't even THINK about stealing our stuff.
Yeah, creep! Leave our junk alone!
Catty, it's not JUNK. It's really valuable.
Yeah! Our garbage is REALLY valuable!
Anyway. In closing: You're a total loser!
Yeah! Loser!!! Nya ha ha!!!
Signed, Bratty <3
Signed, Catty <3
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Heals 27HP Very popular food.
Heals 40HP Hero Sandwich. ATTACK UP in battle.
Heals 60HP Don't ask. Please.
SOLD OUT
The customer is always right.
Welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, home of the Glamburger. Sparkle up your day (TM).
Anything else you need?
What can I do for you, little buddy?
(Why do I always get the freaks?)
60G - Starfait
120G - Glamburger
300G - Legendary Hero
500G -
Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face
How can I help you, O customer?
Thanksy! Have a FABU-FUL day!!!
So do you want it or not???
That's not the right amount of money.
You don't have room.
We don't HAVE any more.
Take what you want, little buddy.
Here you go, little buddy.
Don't worry about it.
Sorry... You can't take it for free.
You gotta drop some stuff.
Like I'm making THAT again.
Are you gonna order or what?
Here you go, little weirdo.
Life Advice
Romance Advice
Glamburger Story (NEW)
Glamburger Story
Bratty Catty (NEW)
Bratty Catty
Catty's Invitation (NEW)
Catty's Invitation
Why is Mettaton bad (NEW)
Why else is MTT bad (NEW)
Why else is MTT bad
Your future
Evacuation
Alone
Threaten
Bratty and Catty
Take it from me, little buddy.
Nothing else to do!
(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
Hmmm... Why not try selling that to the two chicks in the alley?
Ah. Yes. I really want to buy your weird dusty artifacts... NOT.
Have a SPARKULAR day!
Any time, little buddy.
Alone again...
I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy.
You've still got time. Don't live like me.
I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.
So we're free, huh? Mettaton told us as much.
Then he told me, "don't think that means you're getting out of work early."
Ah... my boss. I love that guy.
And by that I mean I hate him so, so much.
Evacuation? You're yanking my chain, little weirdo.
So WHAT if everybody else left work? So WHAT if nobody's buying anything?
Par for the course, little weirdo. Par for the course.
I'm a goofy goober Yeah this errorr. message.
Thank you, little buddy.
They wanna hang out after work?
Ha! Ahahaha!! Yes!!! I won't let you down!!
Little buddy... thank you.
You've brought a tear to the eye of this old man.
So, uh, where do they want to go?
They want to hang out at the garbage dump.
Well, nowhere to go but up, right, little buddy?
Well? Don't keep me waiting, little buddy!!
The girls were... Talking about me...?
They say I should stop acting like they owe me...
...and if I want to be FRIENDS with them, I should just... uh, try to see things from their perspective?
Wow.
Poor, naive little buddy. They've brainwashed you.
"Friendship" is just a hot person's way of making you their slave.
So, uh, what time would they wanna hang out?
Everyone calls me burgerpants now.
But you won't, will you, little buddy?
So I went out to the alley to see those two ladies, and uh... you know, see what'd happen next.
Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing.
I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground.
Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up!
But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers...
...caused my pants to fall down.
Then the girls laughed at me.
Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.
Listen. I like you, little buddy. So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.
Never interact with attractive people.
Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.
Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.
And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.
Bad idea.
Those girls? The ones who saw my pants fall down?
Well, we're all gonna be free, so I'll never see them again, at least!
So we're free now.
Does that mean my double- date is cancelled...?
I know, it wasn't really a... A date.
Here's a trick, little buddy: Lie to yourself all the time. It makes you feel better.
Well, Mettaton didn't tell me I HAD to work, I guess...
But that's the thing! Sometimes he doesn't even call me into work until halfway into my shift!
If I don't play it safe, he's going to yell at me.
Okay, maybe "yell" is the wrong term.
It's more like he has this... CD album he plays...
That's entirely full of songs about how bad I am at my job.
Let's not talk about this.
Why do people find him so attractive??
He's literally just a freaking rectangle.
You know, one time, I bought one of those, uh, kits online... to...
Uh, make yourself more rectangular.
They don't work.
God, have you even looked around? This place is a labyrinth of bad choices.
And every time we try to change something for the better, he vetoes it and says "that's not how they do it on the surface."
Oh! Right!
Humans are always eating hamburgers made of SEQUINS AND GLUE.
When I first came to Hotland, it was my dream to work with Mettaton.
Well, be careful what you wish for, little buddy!
Don't tell anyone this, Little Buddy.
(Because they'll make fun of me,)
But I... I feel like I played a hand in everyone getting free somehow.
Even if it was just working this awful job...
I think I did something!
I don't know if it's true, but I'll believe it anyway!
Huh? Everyone else is DEAD?
Does that mean I don't have to work today?
God. That it were true, little weirdo. That it were true.
Future? WHAT future? Nothing down here EVER changes.
I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.
But wait! There's one thing that keeps me going!
If ASGORE gets just one more SOUL, we'll finally get to go to the surface!
It'll be a brand new world! There's gotta be a second chance out there for me! For everyone!
So stay strong, little buddy. When I make it big, I'll keep you in mind.
Little buddy! There's a brand new world out there waiting for us.
I'm sure with my (ahem) qualifications, it won't be long before I'm a famous movie star...
Or, maybe I'll just end up flipping burgers again.
But it's as I say! Nowhere to go but up! Literally, in this case!
Sorry, little weirdo. Threats won't work on me.
I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
I'm sorry, (Ha ha) it's against the rules to talk to customers who haven't bought anything.
What? Why do you keep trying to talk to me?
I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers.
Sorry.
SO, I wanted to be an ACTOR.
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HEY, SANS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY...
OH, HELLO. YOU AREN'T SANS.
WAIT A SECOND.
WHY WERE YOU USING A TREADMILL IN THE DARK?
IS SANS PRANKING YOU ACROSS TIME AND SPACE?
I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT!
HOW IMMATURE CAN YOU GET?
ALSO, HAVE YOU SEEN MY ACTION FIGURES?
WAIT! I KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!!!
IN MY COLLECTION! NYEH HEH HEH!!!
SOMETIMES, I'M A GENIUS. ALL THE TIME.
(You visited the trash can.)
THAT'S THE TRASH CAN.
FEEL FREE TO VISIT IT ANY TIME.
AH-HA! INTERESTED IN MY FOOD MUSEUM?
PLEASE. PERUSE MY CULINARY ARTSHOW.
(Half of the fridge is filled with containers all labelled "spaghetti.")
(The other half contains nothing but an empty bag of chips.)
GREAT FRIDGE, ISN'T IT?
wawa
sansamt
(You unlock the door and enter...)
(You touch the couch.) (It makes a jangling sound.)
(You find a bunch of loose coins inside the couch...)
(You got 20G.)
(It's a saggy old couch.)
THAT'S MY BED!
IF I EVER GET TO THE SURFACE...
I'D LIKE TO DRIVE DOWN A LONG HIGHWAY.
WIND IN MY HAIR...
SUN ON MY SKIN...
OF COURSE, THAT'S JUST A DREAM.
SO INSTEAD I CRUISE WHILE I SNOOZE.
WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN MY BED?
ARE YOU TIRED?
(It's a racecar bed, neatly made.)
THAT BOOK'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
"ADVANCED PUZZLE CONSTRUCTION FOR CRITICAL MINDS."
THAT NEXT BOOK'S ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
"PEEK-A-BOO WITH FLUFFY BUNNY."
THE ENDING ALWAYS GETS ME.
(Complex manuals and children's books.)
(The bookshelf is filled with complex tomes about puzzle creation.)
(And children's books.)
THE INTERNET! I'M QUITE POPULAR THERE.
I'M JUST A DOZEN AWAY...
FROM A DOUBLE DIGIT FOLLOWER COUNT!
OF COURSE, FAME HAS A STEEP PRICE.
A JEALOUS TROLL HAS BESIEGED MY ONLINE PERSONA.
ALWAYS SENDING ME BAD PUNS IN A GOOFY FONT...
(The computer's internet browser is opened to a social media site.)
(The computer's internet browser is opened to a music-sharing forum.)
(Looks like this dog makes a lot of bad posts on-line.)
(Text to speech is on.)
(Seems like the dog barks, and it translates to these bad posts.)
(It doesn't really know what it's saying.)
(Seems like most bad posts on-line, are actually this dog.)
(Thinking about this...) (Brings you relief.)
AH, YES, ACTION FIGURES.
A GREAT REFERENCE FOR THEORETICAL BATTLE SCENARIOS.
HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY?
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THEY'RE FROM...
A CHUBBY, SMILING MAN WHO LOVES TO SURPRISE PEOPLE.
YEAH!! THAT'S RIGHT!
SANTA!!!!
(Action figures of many sexy robots.)
HEY, THOSE ARE ALL THE ATTACKS I USED ON YOU.
GREAT MEMORIES, HUH?
SEEMS LIKE IT WAS ONLY YESTERDAY...
EVEN THOUGH IT BASICALLY JUST HAPPENED.
(It's a box of bones.)
WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO DATE ME...
WOW, YOU'RE SO EAGER TO HANG OUT...
YOU'RE TRYING TO GO INTO MY HOUSE WITHOUT ME!
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD!!!
(It's unlocked.)
IMPRESSED? I INCREASED THE HEIGHT OF MY SINK.
NOW I CAN FIT MORE BONES UNDER IT! TAKE A LOOKSY!
FORGET IT.
(This sink is so tall, you can't even wash your hands...)
thedog
dogvolume
WHAT!?!?
CATCH THAT MEDDLING CANINE!
CURSES!!!
STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!
tv
OOH, IT'S MY FAVORITE GAME-SHOW!
(It says "STAY TUNED FOR A NEW PROGRAM - MTT.")
WHAT!!! IT'S USUALLY BETTER THAN THIS!
THIS IS JUST A BAD EPISODE!!! DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
(It says "STAY TUNED FOR A NEW PROGRAM - MTT.")
icex
valuindex
stagetimer
HOW NICE OF YOU TO CHECK MY MAIL FOR ME.
WAIT, NO. THAT'S VERY STRANGE.
STOP LOOKING IN MY EMPTY MAILBOX.
THAT'S MY EMPTINESS, NOT YOURS.
Oh my god! The letter's not to PAPYRUS!!!
YEAH, UNDYNE'S GOT A POINT!
WHY DIDN'T SHE WRITE A LETTER TO ME INSTEAD?
Fine, you want a letter!?
I'll give you a letter!!!
YOU GET AN "F"!
OH NO!!!
WHAT'S THE F FOR?
Friendship!!!
(It's a mailbox overflowing with unread junk mail.)
(It's a carefully decorated tree.)
(Some of the presents are addressed from "Santa" to various locals.)
(Nothing for you.)
specialsong
nn
Huh? Yes, I'm taking my bunny for a walk.
It's just a very slow one.
That kid over there told me that it's weird that I have a pet bunny.
First, there'd be nothing weird about it. It's cute!
Second... What?
It's normal to walk your younger brother on a leash, right?
scr_deaddog
Ah, it's so peaceful and quiet...
Usually one of those dogs chases my little Cinnamon around.
Usually one of those skeletons chases my little Cinnamon around.
Hiya! You look like you had a great sleep.
Which is incredible, because you were only up there for about two minutes...
Here's your money back. You can pay me if you're going to stay overnight.
Feel free to come back if you get tired.
That lady over there...
Something about her disturbs me.
I think I've figured it out. ... no, nevermind.
That lady over there's been going for a walk for a while now.
...but she hasn't moved an inch from where she's standing.
W-well, I haven't either, but I don't want her to notice me over here...
Is anyone else weirded out by those giant shambling amalgamates, or...?
......
That lady over there seems happy today.
Don't know why, but it's sending shivers down my spine...
This town doesn't have a mayor.
But if there's ever a problem, a skeleton will tell a fish lady about it.
Thaaaaaat's politics!
Politics.
What if I ran for mayor...?
I don't think I would do a good job, and I hate responsibility...
But I love politics. So I might be a perfect match.
I heard Dr. Alphys told the king and queen the awful things she'd done.
The king felt so bad that he didn't know. He gave her a big hug.
Then the queen fired her.
Now we don't have a Royal Scientist anymore...
Thaaaaat's politics!
Too bad there are no politics on the surface.
Hmmm, usually that skeleton goes to meet with Undyne about now.
Where is he...? I can feel our political system crumbling apart...
Awful teens tormented a local monster by decorating its tree-like horns.
So we started giving that monster presents to make it feel better.
Now it's a tradition to put presents underneath a decorated tree.
Guess it was a good thing those teens tormented that monster...?
Hmm? Adjusting the presents is my responsibility.
Nah, to be honest, I just keep looking to see if I've gotten one...
It'll be nice to show humans our presents-under-the-tree tradition.
They'll probably be weirded out by it.
You know what's cute?
Those two married dogs always put presents under the tree for each other.
It's always the same. A single bone.
But every time, they act like it's the first time they've gotten it.
Then Papyrus comes to take his bones back.
Anyway, where are those two...?
That's strange. There was a present here for Papyrus...
Now it's gone. Did someone steal it?
We all know the underground has problems, but we smile anyway.
Why?
We can't do anything, so why be morose about it?
Smile smile.
PATHETIC HUMAN.
I AM METTATON, BIG TIME SEXY ROBOT LOVER.
Maybe I'll try frowning for once.
...no. I just can't do it.
Oh? We're free?
Finally... I'll be able to stop smiling.
Just now, I felt my smile falter for a moment.
What's wrong?
Everyone is always laughing and cracking jokes, trying to forget our modern crises...
Dreariness. Crowding. Lack of sunlight.
I would join them, but I'm just not very funny.
At least I'm not making puns.
Wait! I've got a joke!
Knock knock!
...Uh. That's all I've thought of.
Looks like I don't have to worry about cracking jokes anymore.
I was going to say a joke here, but I really don't have one.
It just feels like... Like everything is getting worse and worse.
The capital's getting pretty crowded, so I've heard they're going to start moving here.
Hmmm... I don't want to see the erasure of our local culture.
But I definitely want to see some city slickers slip onto their butts!
Yeah, bring 'em on!
What will happen to Grillby's if everyone moves in...?
We're gonna have to have chairs to the ceiling.
Hey! People won't have to move in from the city anymore!
Seems like we won't have to lose our local culture.
...except we're all moving out of here, huh.
Oh well. Guess it can't be all punk-peaches and punk- cream.
...who knows. Maybe we'll have room.
Ah, to be young again. The world sure felt boundless.
You like to wander. You must be young.
Seems like this is the beginning of a brand-new, boundless world...
Wah-ha! This adventurous spirit! I'm like a kid again!
And my children are like... Double-children.
I've sent the kids inside.
It feels unsafe here today.
Ice Wolf no longer has to throw Ice.
Ice Wolf can take a break to buy some pants now.
Ice Wolf thinking of changing their name to Jimmy Hotpants.
Let's play Monsters and Humans!
Let's continue to play Monsters and Humans!
Now we can play Monsters and Humans with REAL humans!
You aren't gonna make me be the human again, are you?
Can we PLEASE play something else...?
Hmmm... When humans play Monsters and Humans...
Do they just call it Humans and Humans?
sansmode
No matter where I go, it's the same menu, the same people...
Help! I want new drinks an' h-h-h-hot guys!!!!
I guess the bartender's kind of h-h-h-hot...
C'mon everybody!!! L-l-l-let's party!!!
...anyone?
Sansyyyy... Come back and sit with me...
Everything's so fun when you're around!!!
It's s-s-so quiet in here.
L-lighten up everybody! This is why I hate th-this place.
I w-wonder if the o-overworld h-has h-hot guys...
A-and neat d-drinks...
Ooooooo, I'm ready!
H-hey, isn't Sansy s'posed to come swinging in right about now???
C'mon Sansy! You're the life of the party...
Those dogs are part of the ROYAL GUARD, the elite military group led by UNDYNE.
She's rude, loud, and beats up everybody who gets in her way...
It's no wonder all the kids want to be like her when they grow up!
I want to be like UNDYNE when I grow up, too! Hoo hoo hoo!
Sans is a sentry. But don't let his title make you think he does anything.
Everyone knows he sits around in the forest reading car magazines.
Ehhhhhhhhnnnnn... I wish I had something else to do.
Those dogs are part of the ROYAL GUARD, the...
Huh? Where are they?
Something feels really off.
Wow, a brand new world...
I might not get to translate for Grillby anymore...
...which is fine, since I was actually just making up what he was saying.
Grillby is getting nervous.
Sans is his best customer, and he hasn't shown up at all today...
Something feels really bad. Our lives are going nowhere, aren't they...?
I think I need another espresso...
...... ...
Grillbz said that he'd offer you a glass of water, but he doesn't touch the stuff.
.............. ............... ... good job.
Grillbz said that your food is probably cold by now.
I "put out a line" for some girls today.
Someone told me that there are plenty of fish in the sea...
Well, I'm taking that seriously.
I'm literally going to make out with a fish.
I guess I could ask out Undyne. But I think she likes someone already.
Did I catch anyone yet? I can't bear to look...
Sans is the most regular regular of all.
He hasn't been showing up as much recently though.
Where the heck is Sans?
He told me he had some bait I could use.
Though it was probably some kind of prank.
But I wanted to know what the prank was!
In the end, I never caught any girls on my fishing line.
So kid, take it from me...
Don't try to catch hot people with a fishing rod.
(Somewhere, you hear a whinny of dismay.)
rimshot
whoopee
mystery
fast shortcut, huh?
hey, everyone.
Hey, Sans. (Hi, Sans.)
Greetings, Sans. Hiya, Sansy~
Hey Sans, weren't you just here for breakfast a few minutes ago?
nah, i haven't had breakfast in at least half an hour.
you must be thinking of brunch.
here, get comfy.
grillby
foodimg
food1
food2
drink
(You tip the ketchup...)
(The cap falls off and all the ketchup in the bottle pours onto your food.)
eh, forgeddaboudit. you can have mine.
i'm not hungry anyway.
anyway, cool or not, you have to agree papyrus tries real hard.
like how he keeps trying to be part of the royal guard.
one day, he went to the house of the head of the royal guard...
and begged her to let him be in it.
of course, she shut the door on him because it was midnight.
but the next day, she woke up and saw him still waiting there.
seeing his dedication, she decided to give him warrior training.
it's, uh, still a work in progress.
origvol
oh yeah, I wanted to ask you something.
mystvol
welp, that was a long break.
i can't believe i let ya pull me away from work for that long.
just kidding.
grillby, put it on my tab.
by the way...
...i was going to say something, but i forgot.
Fashion! Scarves! Layers!! Carrots!!!
This guy's stupid hobby is going to make him melt.
Hmmm... Isn't human food different from monster food?
It does things like "spoil."
And when you eat it, it passes all the way through your whole body.
Disgusting.
I'd love to try it sometime.
And I've heard they have things called bathrooms.
To a human, monster food would be very interesting.
As soon as you eat it, it converts perfectly into energy.
...that makes me wonder. How do humans do it?
Eat during battle...?
Ice cream in one hand, sword in the other.
That's the way of the monster warrior...
Hmmm, this is around the time that Sans comes in.
Then, a little bit later, his brother comes in, irritated.
Yes, his brother. Papyrus.
He's an interesting fellow.
He always orders a glass of milk...
He says it's "full of strong bones."
Hope he shows up today.
Soon, I'll be able to try some human food...
And then I guess I'll try a human bathroom, too.
Sans is interesting. He has told me about all kinds of incredible foods.
But, despite his knowledge, he always orders the worst burger off the menu.
(We're sentries, but we never get any respect.)
(I wish those skeletons would throw us a bone.)
(We love bones.)
(Where are those skeletons?) (I wanted to get a bone from them...)
(We're considering paying a visit to the doctor.)
(No! Not the vet!) (... well, maybe she's a little like a vet.)
(I like Sans.) (Sometimes he feeds us scraps of food under the table.)
(Then his brother gets mad...) (But why!? We're adults!) (We can handle it!)
(Where's Doggo?) (I hope he didn't get lost again.)
(It's lonely in here today.) (If our friends don't show up, would you like to play?)
(All of our parents have been combined into one horrible being.)
(That's OK, though.) (It's really "brought our families together.")
You better watch where you sit down in here, kid.
Because that big guy WILL jump into your lap and give you lots of love and attention.
Where's Sans... He's supposed to give me a pat on the head...
She hasn't been responding to our letters...
Maybe it's because we let Doggo write them all.
I was hoping Sans came in to give me a pat on the head.
Interloper...!
Where's that big lug? We can't start until he shows up.
Smells kinda... quiet.
Hmmm, now that our parents are the same entity...
Does that mean I'm married to my sister?
Wait, we're dogs. That stuff's normal.
I'm thinking of getting a spiked collar to show off my personality.
It makes a statement like... "Attach a leash to me and take me for a walk please."
He may not look like it, but this big guy writes the most eloquent letters.
Here, take a look!
(It's just the word "Bark" but in flowery cursive.)
Papyrus? Is that you? Come on...
Undyne!? Did you come all the way out here...?
Huh? Since when did you and Sans become friends...?
I don't like him... He loves to appear without moving.
Where're the other two? I can't play with this big dumb guy alone...
He'll just win!!!
Sometimes the others like to prank me. They sit still so I can't see them.
They must be here, playing a joke on me.
I'll just wait until one of them admits it...
Having an amorphous, shambling family member is great.
They're always moving, so I can see them 100-percent of the time!
(It's playing poker against itself.)
(It appears to be losing.)
(It has switched to Go Fish.)
(It finally won a game of poker against itself...?)
Hey, shrimp! You look like you get your butt kicked a lot!
Why don't you check out my new book on fighting in the library?
That is... If you're tough enough to love reading books!
GROWL!!
Welcome to the library. Yes, we know. The sign is misspelled.
Yes, we know. The sign is misspelled.
We have someone working on it!
Welcome to the library.
This is the last day we'll be open, so make as much noise as you want.
(cough, cough)
When I was younger, my teachers gave me word searches when they ran out of assignments.
I thought they were a waste of time.
But look at me now...
I'm the number-one word-search creator in the entire underground!
(cough, cough)
There's a day I just don't want to work.
It's called "Today."
This will be our newspaper's last issue...
Why don't we just put a big "THE END" on the front and call it a day?
Beautiful. An error message.
That look in your eye...
You're someone that has difficulty solving Junior Jumble, aren't you?
You're someone that has trouble doing crosswords, aren't you?
You think Sudoku is just moderately challenging, don't you?
The greatest struggle of my life is over...
I just solved today's Junior Jumble.
I just solved today's crossword.
I love working on the newspaper.
There's so little to report that we just fill it with comics and games.
Yes. I illustrate all of the comics myself.
Yes. I give everyone huge beautiful eyes and giant muscles.
Oh my, there's so much news to report, I don't know where to begin!
How about this headline... "Monsters Go Free From The Underground."
Nah, that doesn't have enough pizazz...
How about "Top 10 Monsters You Won't Believe Got Freed From The Underground?"
(Here I am... Writing this book.)
(A person comes in and picks up the book...)
(They start reading it...!)
Oh, sorry. I'm still writing that one.
(Some unfinished book.)
bluh
jeffrey
Yo! You're a kid too, right?
I can tell 'cause you're wearing a striped shirt.
I wonder if that weird skeleton is an adult or a kid.
Yo... There you are!
I've been kinda worried about you since you ran away.
...but now I'm just kinda mad, ha ha.
If Undyne hadn't saved me, that woulda been bad...
Yo... Uh...
Don't talk to me.
Yo!!! What's up!?
I've been kinda, doing some thinking...
Maybe Undyne... Isn't actually as cool as we thought.
She's just kinda... mean.
But YO!!! I just found out about someone WAYYY cooler!!!
Nyeh heh heh!!!
Nyeh heh heh, dude.
Yo, everyone ran away and hid somewhere.
Man, adults can be so dumb sometimes, haha...
Don't they know we've got Undyne to protect us!?
Yo! Are you sneaking out to see her, too?
Awesome... She's the coolest, right!?
I wanna be just like her when I grow up...
Hey, don't tell my parents I'm here. Ha ha.
OK, I'm ready when you are.
Yo! Where were you going...?
My parents didn't tell you to come here, did they?
You know where you're going, right...?
I was just gonna follow you... Ha ha.
Yo, this ledge is way too steep...
Hmmm....
Yo, you aren't going to be able to climb with an umbrella.
There you are, dearie. You are always welcome in my parlor!
Just stay on your best behavior~ Ueee hee hee hee~
Bonjour, dearie~ I just finished tallying up all of our donations!
We've finally raised enough to rescue all the spiders inside of the RUINS.
And we'll alo be able to afford...!
...nothing, because we only sold one donut.
What's wrong with everyone? Don't they like spiders~
4 pairs of stylish sunglasses for every spider!
4 pairs of waterproof booties for every spider!
4 pairs of stylish heels for every spider!
A spider baseball field! We've already got the baseball donuts ready~
A spider football stadium! We'll play with 4 balls on the field at once!
A brand new bakery! Thank you so much, dearie!
It's all because of you (r money).
A vacation anywhere in the entire world!
Should we go to the tropics? Or a creepy abandoned house? We can't decide~
Heh. I'm Heats Flamesman. Remember my name!
I'll always remember that you remembered!
I'll never forget that you forgot!
What? Do you want a rematch?
Yeah, I'm not gonna be home tonight... um...
I think there's some cold pizza in my treasure horde you can heat up...
Ummm, are you guys on your way out?
Guess I'll catch up with you later...
In fact, I don't feel like I'll be home tomorrow, either, at this rate...
murd
Ark Club: Meet here! Next meeting: Tuesday Oct 10th 8PM
(Art club is cancelled!)
(Art is dead.)
Let's meet again someday!
Who knows what lies in the future for Art Club!?
current_day
Art Club: Meet here! Next meeting: October 10th 8PM
Ahhhh!!! I'm late!!! I'm late!!!
I'm so sorry!!!
sory
dk
My fave Mettaton Moment(TM)? Right when everything looks the baddest, he poses dramatically.
Like when he's on a cooking show and the eggs don't turn out right.
But! Then he says!
Even if you suck at cooking, you can always buy an MTT-brand Glamburger!
Then he eats one! Everyone loves it!
...How does he eat it without a mouth?
Uhhh... well... Watch the show!
That finale was really... That was really sad!
And Mettaton's schedule doesn't show any other shows...
I've been thinking about getting a sick skateboard.
My fave Mettaton Moment(TM) is when he beats up the heel-turning villains!
Even if it's during what's supposed to be a quiz show.
Oh! And I like when he tries on all kinds of different fashionable outfits!
Even if it's during what's supposed to be a newscast.
Did Mettaton retire...?
Can't he unretire...?
On the surface we'll be able to watch all kinds of TV...
But, I bet none of those shows are as good as Mettaton's!
(It's a potted plant.)
(The potted plant is judging you for your sins.)
(It's a platoon of ficuses.)
(Seems busy.)
(Trying to finish up work.)
(Futility setting in.)
bepis
Sorry, we aren't allowing any more guests at this time.
Or ever again.
How unusual.
Mettaton usually shows up now to tell everyone they're doing a great job.
Even if I was having a bad day, we'll always give each other a thumbs-up, and...
...oh, what am I doing? I'm not being very professional.
As a slime, I'm outraged.
As a slime, I'm overjoyed.
As a slime, I'm saddened.
O, k, k, k, k...
I was thirsty, so I came over from Waterfall to get a drink!
O, k, k...
What are you doing with all of that water?
So now we have a private pool? Worse things have happened.
Are you just carrying that around to look sophisticated?
Cause it's not working.
I'll be able to have a nice drink on the surface.
I'm visiting Waterfall from the city.
Synchronicity...? My neighbor's daughter looks about your age.
Her name is "Suzy." I feel like you two should be friends.
You have... A neighbor's blessing!!!
Not knowing where I live is no issue. Fate finds a way.
I sense a disturbance in the nearby aura...
I think you should leave that girl alone.
So you never became friends with my neighbor's daughter.
Don't despair. This world has infinite opportunities.
But there's a limit to the things you can do. Accepting this is healthy.
Take my neighbor's blessing! And consider this blessing for anything you like!
I wanted to tell you about my neighbor's daughter.
But you walked right by me before I could tell you.
Fate has decided that I should not tell you.
This elevator goes straight to the capital. But it stopped working.
The hotel's doing its best to accomodate everybody stuck here.
Me? I just like explaining things to passersby.
Good news! The elevator started working again.
But now it's been so busy, we still haven't gotten the chance to ride it.
Mettaton hasn't made a performance for more than five minutes...
What's happening...? Can you explain it?
I'm the resort comedian. I'm very funny. People laugh at my jokes.
Now, my son. He wants to be a comedian like his fathah.
But his jokes. Aren't funny.
He tells this awful puns. He's an embarrassment to our family.
That's not funny.
Since his mothah passed on, he couldn't stand. Living at home anymore.
So he ran away. I haven't seen him since.
I'm a terrible fathah. Ha ha ha ha...
That's not funny.
Talking to you about this... It's breakin' my heart.
The doctah. She brought my wife. Back from the dead.
My son. He seems happy again.
Our family. It's biggah than evah.
Now that my wife. Is combined. With 16 othah people.
My boss stopped answering my calls.
I don't know when my next performance will be.
Maybe I shouldn't try to be a comedian anymore...
It's tearing my family apart.
My son... He was always making these weird ice puns.
I hated them, so he ran away from home...
I think I should try to patch things up with him.
Have you seen him? Have you seen my son?
Oh... When you hug me, I feel... So spicey.
So spicey.
Oh... Freedoms.
Feels... so spicey.
Oh... When you encourage me, I feel... so nicey.
Hooray!
Surface world will have so many new friends to help!!!
Why do I look like a weird black sausage? Just the angle.
As a youth, I would sneak out to play by this creepy flaming pit.
Since the CORE is always re-arranging, it was like a game trying to find it.
Now it is my special place. It is nice for cooking s'mores and things like that.
We were hired by Mettaton to destroy you.
But since he never paid us, we all decided to quit.
No hard feelings.
Zzzzzzz...
(It's taking a nap.)
Why do I look like a black sausage and not a knight or a wizard?
Well... Everyone has an angle they look best from..
The core is made up of interchangable rooms.
Before you came here, the layout was altered so you would get lost and perish.
Yes. Just for you. Do you feel special?
Haha, ha ha ha. Secret, secret. I've done up a trouble.
I set the lava on fire.
No one will EVER know. It's the perfect crime...
Haha, ha ha ha. If we leave, no one will REALLY ever know!!
This crime just gets perfecter and perfecter.
The lava's so spicey now.
Haha, ha ha ha. Ya wanna "hang" out?
Haha, ha ha ha. Sorry, I'm all TIED UP!!!
Psyche! Owned! No one wants to be MY friend!!!
Haha, ha ha ha. Wonder if any humans would wanna be my friend.
PSYYYYCHE! That'd NEVER happen!
I'm too spicey to have any friends.
Hey! Watch where you stand, jerk!
Th-though, I guess if there's nowhere else, you can stand closer...
Standing so spicey.
A-ah... H-human... You're leaving?
I have... Something to say to you.
Admittedly, I may have had limerent feelings for you before.
However, upon examining my own actions, I now realize...
I did not love YOU.
I was merely infatuated with the CONCEPT of love.
The idea of romance, the concept of sharing affection with another...
Through these desires, I built a false concept of you in my head.
Such a relationship would not have ended well.
In closing, I believe it is better that I chose to say nothing.
Y... y-you i-idiot.
I'm not saying it again.
H-hey, why do you keep following me!!! You jerk!!!
Eeeeh? You're walking in the opposite direction...?
H-hey, you think you're too good for me, huh...?
N-not spicey enough for you, h-huh...
I... I'm thinking of going to the surface...
Eeeeeh? You're going to go there too?
Idiot... Quit following me!
(Welcome to Snowdin Town!)
Heh... us teens live self-sufficiently off the fat of the land...
Oh, and the box lunches my parents bring us every day.
Besides Snowy. We have to share ours with him..
Heh... I guess we'll have to go to the surface.
There are woods there we can live in, right?
Guh huh huh huh.
Us teens rule these woods with a smaller-than- adult fist.
I'm worried about getting older... I'll stop being a teen.
No! I refuse! I'll just invent new numbers, like twenty-teen!
I've heard there's a local tradition based off of my own suffering.
Everyone's leaving, eh?
Good riddance! Maybe I'll finally get some peace and quiet!
I ran away from home. Why?
'Cause my father was so "cold" to me...
WHAT!? It's a JOKE!! LAUGH at it!!
I really don't! I don't care if he doesn't like my jokes!
Mom might have to share her mind with other people now, but she's still my mom.
And that's "cool!"
'Cause, uhh, we're made of ice and stuff.
WHAT!?!? It's a JOKE!! LAUGH at it!!
Everyone's wearing hats. Should I branch into a different item?
Ice jorts.
...doesn't have the same ring to it.
Ice socks and sandals.
I know how to set myself apart now! An ear piercing!
Wait.
We all live in the woods, so no one can tell us what to do!
But now everyone ignores us...
I don't want freedom if it means no one's gonna pay attention to me.
Maybe someone on the surface will pay attention to me.
There're so many people, someone has to, right!?
Hey, stop thinking about my hat!
...you aren't thinking about my hat?
...can you, please?
Ha! After all this time, you're still thinking about my hat!
...please?
Bahh!!! Nevermind!!
So? What are you waiting for!?
Bah! Today's monsters don't appreciate what makes puzzles great!
Nowadays "puzzles" are nothing but lasers and moving rocks...
Bahh!!!
There's no ART in that actiony, mindless schlock! It's just timing-based drivel!
Give me something that challenges the deepest reaches of my mind...
You! You're young! You've still got hope!
Geh heh heh...! Here... try solving this block-pushing puzzle!
Geh? Who are you?
Freedom? What? Bah! You're pullin' my leg!
You again!? Bah! I don't care about going free!
Do you think humans could appreciate the details of classic puzzles...?
(It's a box.) (Presumably to be pushed.)
Bah!
What...? WHAT are you doing!? You're pushing it ALL WRONG!
Bah, forget it! This generation is REALLY hopeless!
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Part of me wants to see my new "brother" Aaron.
But most other parts of me... don't.
It's good to be with my sister again.
wherey
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hOI!! im temmie!!!
and dis is my friend... temmie!!!
woa... tem hear news... VERY GOODS!!!
don forget my friend!
yaYA!!! tems can go free!!
Hi.
I'm Bob.
A pleasing development, no?
awawawawah!!
humans... such a...
CUTE!!!!
woa... if tems can go on surface, can see,
LOT OF CUTES HUNAN!!!
tem... WATCH EGG!!!
eg... wil HATCH!!!
tem... PROUD PARENT!!
everyones go free... BUT TEM!!!
TEM NOT LEAV!!! TEM WATCH EG!!!
tem will be happily fambily,
Snail snail... (A long journey extends in front of you...)
Snail snail... (Reach far and stretch beyond the horizons.)
Snail snail. (So snaileth Sam Byool.)
Snail snail.
(Good gosh, don't I look like a perfectly normal snail?)
Snail snail. (You reached the end of your extensive journey.)
Snail snail. (What a long trip! Remember to stretch your muscles.)
hOIVS!
p... tem heard human allergics to tem...
dat OK... tem understan...
tem... ALSO allergic to tem!!!
Mushroom dance Mushroom dance Whatever could it mean
It symbolizes my inner pain.
It symbolizes my inner torment, trapped here by my hyphae.
My struggle to pull away. My struggle to escape. But alas, to no avail.
If only I could see the world above.
But even if the barrier was open, how would I leave...?
It means you've lived a life of sin.
It means... Don't talk to me.
It symbolizes my unbridled happiness.
The government told me they are willing to transplant me outside!
Why didn't you smile at my dance? It almost feels a little rude...
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Since you flexed at me, I've been thinking of a lot of things ; )
Like... Flexing ; )
And flexing ; )
You came all this way to see me flex ; )
This really says something about you ; )
I... I'm sc-scared... ; )
Ghosts aren't real, right? ; )
What? They are real? Oh nooooooo ; )
First ghosts, are real, now anime's real ; ) All my nightmares are true ; )
Everything's so dirty... If I could erase everything, I would.
Ohhhh. Don't get the wrong idea. I don't want anyone to die.
People turn to dust when they die, and that's hard to clean up...
Don't turn to dust.
The surface intimidates me.
The entire outer layer of the Earth is made of dirt.
I clean off all of the trash and arrange it into symmetrical piles.
It's hard work, but somebody has to do it.
Don't drag your dirty feet in here. I just cleaned this trash!
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Temmie Armor
Easy to change, huh?
Save
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File saved.
Hey! Don't throw that away! Just deliver it!
Hey! Stop!!!
I got you guys some food, okay!?
Sorry about that...
They get kind of sassy when they don't get fed on time.
Um!!
I think they smelled the potato chips you had, and...
Anyway!
The power went out, and I've been trying to turn it back on!
But it seems like you were one step ahead of me.
This was probably just a big inconvenience for you...
B-but I appreciate that you came here to back me up!
As I said, I was afraid I might...
Not come back...
But that's not because of these guys or anything!
I was just worried I would be too afraid...
To tell the truth...
That I might run away, or do something...
Cowardly.
Uh... I... I suppose I owe you an explanation.
As you probably know, ASGORE asked me to study the nature of SOULs.
During my research, I isolated a power I called "determination."
I injected it into dying monsters so their SOULs would last after death.
But the experiment failed.
You see, unlike humans', monsters' bodies don't have enough...
Physical matter to take those concentrations of "determination."
Their bodies started to melt, and lost what physicality they had.
Pretty soon, all of the test subjects had melted together into...
Those.
Seeing them like this, I knew...
I couldn't tell their families about it.
I couldn't tell anyone about it.
No matter how much everyone was asking me.
And I was too afraid to do any more work, knowing...
...everything I'd done so far had been such a horrific failure.
...but now.
Now, I've changed my mind about all this.
I'm going to tell everyone what I've done.
It's going to be hard.
Being honest... Believing in myself...
I'm sure there will be times where I'll struggle.
I'm sure there will be times where I screw up again.
But knowing, deep down, that I have friends to fall back on...
I know it'll be a lot easier to stand on my own.
Thank you.
Come on, guys.
It's time for everyone to go home.
(Seems like a comfy bed.)
(You could probably climb into it if you were to the left of it.)
(There's a VHS player with a few tapes picked out beside it...)
(They seem to be labelled in a specific order.)
(Will you watch one...?)
(Choose a tape to watch.)
Tape 1
Tape 2
Tape 3
Tape 4
Tape 5
Psssst. Gorey, wake up.
Mmm? What is it, dear?
...err, and why do you have that video camera?
Shush! I want to get your reaction.
Gorey, dearest. What is my favorite vegetable?
Hmmm... Carrots, right?
No no no! My FAVORITE vegetable is...
Eda-MOM-e.
...get it???
Go back to bed, dear.
No no!! Not yet! Hee hee hee.
Now, If I were a dog, what breed of dog would I be?
Hmmm... I don't know, honey. What kind of dog would you be?
I would be...
A MOMERANIAN.
Hohoho!
You sure are excited to have this child.
You know, if you keep making jokes like this...
One day, you could be...
...a famous MOMedian.
Well, I am going to bed.
Hey! Come on, Tori! That one was funny!
Hahaha, I know. I am just teasing you.
Goodnight, dear.
Goodnight, honey.
Oh dear, perhaps it is too dark in here for the video to come out...
hhvol
Okay,
, are you ready?
Do your creepy face!
AHHHHH!! Hee hee hee!
Oh! Wait! I had the lens cap on...
What!? You're not gonna do it again...?
Come on, quit tricking me! Haha!
Howdy,
! Smile for the camera!
Ha, this time I got YOU! I left the cap on... ON PURPOSE!
Now you're smiling for noooo reason! Hee hee hee!
What? Oh, yeah, I remember.
When we tried to make butterscotch pie for Dad, right?
The recipe asked for cups of butter...
But we accidentally put in buttercups instead.
Yeah! Those flowers got him really sick.
I felt so bad. We made Mom really upset.
I should have laughed it off, like you did...
Um, anyway, where are you going with this?
Huh? Turn off the camera...? OK.
I... I don't like this idea,
Wh.. what? N-no, I'm not...
...big kids don't cry.
Yeah, you're right.
No! I'd never doubt you,
...Never!
Y... yeah! We'll be strong! We'll free everyone.
I'll go get the flowers.
...Can you hear me? We want you to wake up...
! You have to stay determined!
You can't give up... You are the future of humans and monsters...
Psst...
...Please... wake up...
I don't like this plan anymore.
I... I...
...no, I said... I said I'd never doubt you.
Six, right? We just have to get six...
And we'll do it together, right?
(It's a fake plant.)
(It's some kind of operating table.)
(It's sticky...)
(There's a note on the ground...) (You can't make it all out.)
"elevator... lost power..." "enter the center door..."
(That's all you could read.)
"drain... dropped it..."
"cold..."
"curtain..."
"under... sheets..."
(It's a refrigerator.) (It's empty.)
(It's a refrigerator.) (It seems to contain samples of some kind.)
There's something here... It feels like it's breathing.
There's something here... It feels like a tree, ripe with delicious fruit.
There's something here... Something in the shape of a man.
There's something here... It feels warm, and moist.
(It's a bed.)
(It's some sort of cold, rectangular object.)
(You found a blue key on the ground.) (You put it on your keychain.)
(You turned on the sink.)
(You really like to wash your hands.)
(You turned off the sink.)
(There's a red key lying in the sink.)
(You took it and put it on your keychain.)
(There's a green key lying in the bathtub.)
(It's an empty bathtub.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a red-colored slot in the center.)
(The red switch has been turned on.)
(Click!) (The red key fits perfectly into the slot.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a blue-colored slot in the center.)
(The blue switch has been turned on.)
(Click!) (The blue key fits perfectly into the slot.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a green-colored slot in the center.)
(The green switch has been turned on.)
(Click!) (The green key fits perfectly into the slot.)
(It's some kind of switch.) (There's a yellow-colored slot in the center.)
(The yellow switch has been turned on.)
(Click!) (The yellow key fits perfectly into the slot.)
WARNING! WARNING!
ELEVATOR LOSING POWER!
EM TETHER STABILITY LOST!
ALTITUDE DROPPING!
(It's a voice you have never heard before.)
...Are you there?
It's been a long time, hasn't it...?
But you've done well.
Thanks to you, everything has fallen into place.
See you soon.
Hee hee hee. Did you really think you could run away?
Did you really think I was gonna be satisfied...
...killing you only ONE time?
Pathetic... Now you're REALLY gonna die!
Do you even realize what will happen if you defeat me...?
Don't you get it?
There's no such thing as happy endings.
This is all that's left...!
Are you REALLY that desperate...? Hee hee hee...
Are you letting me kill you... ... on PURPOSE? SICKO. Ha ha ha.
Honestly, fighting you IS pretty fun...
...So even if you ARE a sicko, I'll take it!
Maybe you're wondering if I ever get tired of winning...
Wanna see my answer?
Howdy!
It's me, FLOWEY.
FLOWEY the FLOWER!
I owe you a HUGE thanks.
You really did a number on that old fool.
Without you, I NEVER could have gotten past him.
But now, with YOUR help...
He's DEAD.
And I'VE got the human SOULS!
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Boy!
I've been empty for so long...
It feels great to have a SOUL inside me again.
Mmmm, I can feel them wriggling...
Awww, you're feeling left out, aren't you?
Well, that's just perfect.
After all, I only have six souls.
I still need one more...
Before I become GOD.
And then, with my newfound powers...
Monsters.
Humans.
Everyone.
I'll show them all the REAL meaning of this world.
Oh, and forget about escaping to your old SAVE FILE.
It's gone FOREVER.
Golly, if only you had a SAVE FILE you could run away to...
But you were just too STUPID to make one!
But don't worry.
Your old friend FLOWEY...
Has worked out a replacement for you!
I'll SAVE over your own death.
So you can watch me tear you to bloody pieces...
Over, and over, and over...
...what?
Do you really think you can stop ME?
Hee hee hee...
You really ARE an idiot.
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Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS.
One day, they all disappeared without a trace.
Big boner down the lane
Big boner down the lane
Flowey's DEFENSE dropped to 0!
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No... NO!!!
This CAN'T be happening!!!
You... YOU...
You IDIOT.
Did you REALLY think...
You could defeat ME!?
I am the GOD of this world.
And YOU?
You're HOPELESS.
Hopeless and alone...
Golly, that's right!
Your WORTHLESS friends...
...can't save you now.
Call for help. I dare you.
Cry into the darkness!
"Mommy! Daddy!" "Somebody help!"
See what good it does you!
You... uh...
Would you STOP that?
Anyway, YOU!
(You called for help.)
But nobody came.
Boy! What a shame!
Nobody else...
Is gonna get to see you DIE!!!
What?
How'd you...?
Well, I'll just
Wh...
Where are my powers!?
The souls...?
What are they doing?
NO!! NO!!!!!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!
STOP!!! STOP IT!!!!!
STOOOOPPPP!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And you're NEVER waking up!
This is all just a bad dream...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You called for help...
DEATH
LIFE
DESPAIR
HOPE
NIGHTMARE
DREAMS
SADNESS
HAPPINESS
RUIN
SUCCESS
HATRED
LOVE
TRAPPED
FREEDOM
SLAUGHTER
MERCY
DOOM
LUCK
TERROR
CALM
HORROR
RELIEF
CRUELTY
KINDNESS
MURDERER
DREAMER
DESTROY
CREATE
CORRUPT
PROTECT
You called for help...
You can do it!
Ribbit.
You've GOT to win!
We're with you too!
C'mon, you got this!
La la la la!
Finally.
I was so tired of being a flower.
, are you there?
It's me, your best friend.
What a miserable creature, torturing such a poor, innocent, youth...
Do not be afraid, my child.
It is I, TORIEL, your friend and guardian.
At first, I thought I would let you make your journey alone...
But I could not stop worrying about you.
Your adventure must have been so treacherous.
...and ultimately, it would burden you with a horrible choice.
To leave this place, you would have to take the life of another person.
You would have to defeat ASGORE.
However... I realized...
I cannot allow that.
It is not right to sacrifice someone simply to let someone leave here.
Is that not what I have been trying to prevent this whole time?
So, for now, let us suspend this battle.
As terrible as ASGORE is...
He deserves mercy, too.
Tori... You came back...!
Do not "Tori" me, Dreemurr!
You pathetic whelp.
If you really wanted to free our kind...
You could have gone through the barrier after you got ONE SOUL...
...taken six SOULs from the humans, then come back and freed everyone peacefully.
But instead, you made everyone live in despair...
Because you would rather wait here, meekly hoping another human never comes.
...Tori...
You're right...
I am a miserable creature...
...but, do you think we can at least be friends again?
(Sigh.)
NO, Asgore.
Ngahhhhhh!!! ASGORE! Human!!
Nobody fight each other!!!
Everyone's gonna make friends, or else I'll...!!
I'll...
Hello. I am TORIEL.
Are you the human's friend?
It is nice to meet you.
Uh, yeah...?
Nice to meet you!
Hey ASGORE, is that your ex?
Jeez. That's rough, buddy.
H-hey!
Nobody hurt each other!!
Oh! Are you another friend?
I am TORIEL. Hello!
Uh, h-h-hi!
(THERE'S TWO OF THEM???)
HEY! NOBODY FIGHT ANYONE!
IF ANYONE FIGHTS ANYONE...!
THEN I'LL!!! BE FORCED!!!
TO ASK UNDYNE FOR HELP!!!
Hello!
OH! HELLO, YOUR MAJESTY!
PSST! HEY, HUMAN...
DID ASGORE SHAVE...?
AND... CLONE HIMSELF????
hey guys... what's up?
That voice ...!!
Hello, I think we may...
Know each other?
oh hey... i recognize your voice, too.
I am TORIEL.
So nice to meet you.
the name's sans.
and, uh, same.
Oh! Wait, then...!
This must be your brother, Papyrus!
Greetings, Papyrus! It is so nice to finally meet you!
Your brother has told me so much about you.
WOWIE...
I CAN'T BELIEVE ASGORE'S CLONE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!
Hey, Papyrus...
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
HMMM... SNOW-PROOF ROOF TILES???
No, silly! A skeleton tiles his roof with...
SHIN-gles!!!
I CHANGED MY MIND!!!
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
Come on, ASGORE! It's gonna be OK!
There are plenty of fish in the sea...
Y-yeah, ASGORE!!
Undyne's totally right about that fish thing!
S-sometimes you've just got to, uh...
S-stop going after furry boss monsters and, uh...
J-just get to know a really cute fish...?
It's a metaphor.
Well.
I think it's a good analogy.
OH MY GOD!
WILL YOU TWO JUST SMOOCH ALREADY!?
THE AUDIENCE IS DYING FOR SOME ROMANTIC ACTION!!!
HEY, SHUT UP!!!
Man, the nerve of that guy!
Right, Alphys!??
Uh, Alphys?
He's right.
LET'S DO IT.
??????????????
Well??? Uh??? I guess??? If you want to??? Then????
Don't hold anything back!!!
W-wait!
Not in front of the human!
Uhh, right! S-sorry, I got a little carried away there.
Hee hee hee.
My child, it seems as if you must stay here for a while.
But looking at all the great friends you have made...
I think...
I think you will be happy here.
H-hey, that reminds me.
Papyrus... YOU called everyone here, right?
Well, besides, uh, her.
Uh, anyway... If I got here before you...
How did you know how to call everybody?
LET'S JUST SAY...
A TINY FLOWER HELPED ME.
A tiny... flower?
You IDIOTS.
While you guys were having your little pow-wow...
I took the human SOULS!
And now, not only are THOSE under my power...
But all of your FRIENDS' SOULS are gonna be mine, too!
Hee hee hee.
And you know what the best part is?
It's all your fault.
It's all because you MADE THEM love you.
All the time you spent listening to them...
Encouraging them... Caring about them...
Without that, they wouldn't have come here.
And now, with their souls and the humans' together...
I will achieve my REAL FORM.
Hee hee...
Huh?
WHY am I still doing this?
Don't you get it?
This is all just a GAME.
If you leave the underground satisfied, you'll "win" the game.
If you "win," you won't want to "play" with me anymore.
And what would I do then?
But this game between us will NEVER end.
I'll hold victory in front of you, just within your reach...
And then tear it away just before you grasp it.
Over, and over, and over...
Hee hee hee.
Listen.
If you DO defeat me, I'll give you your "happy ending."
I'll bring your friends back.
I'll destroy the barrier.
Everyone will finally be satisfied.
But that WON'T happen.
You...!
I'll keep you here no matter what!
Even if it means killing you 1,000,000 times!!!!
What?
Do not be afraid, my child...
No matter what happens...
We will always be there to protect you!
THAT'S RIGHT, HUMAN! YOU CAN WIN!!
JUST DO WHAT I, WOULD DO...
BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
Hey! Human! If you got past ME, you can do ANYTHING!
So don't worry! We're with you all the way!
huh? you haven't beaten this guy yet?
come on, this weirdo's got nothin' on you.
Technically, it's impossible for you to beat him...
B-but... Somehow, I know you can do it!!
Human, for the future of humans and monsters...!
You have to stay determined...!
Urrrgh... NO!
Unbelievable!!
This can't be happening...!
You... YOU...!
I can't believe you're all so STUPID.
ALL OF YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!!!
ASRIEL DREEMURR
The barrier was destroyed.
I'm so sorry.
Ha... ha...
I don't want to let go...
You're...
You're going to do a great job, OK?
No matter what you do.
Everyone will be there for you, okay?
Well... My time's running out.
Goodbye.
By the way...
...take care of Mom and Dad for me, OK?
(The wardrobe is full of dirty lab coats...) (And a single clean dress.)
(It's a lamp with pink fish on the lampshade.) (There's no lightbulb.)
(There are letters from many monsters here...) (Froggit, Snowy, Doggo...)
(They're all unopened.)
(Looks like Alphys's work table.) (Seems dusty.)
(Looks like Mettaton is undergoing repairs.)