import discord
from discord.ext import commands
import random

TOKEN = 'NTY5NDUzMjkwOTg3NzE2NjM5.XLw26g.AwLSjyB4Tv6GqxsQmxq7OxoTMG4'

client = discord.Client()
bot = commands.Bot(command_prefix='*')

@client.event
async def on_message(message):
    if message.author == client.user:
        return

    if message.content.startswith('bye'):
        msg = 'your not allowed to leave'.format(message)
        await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)

    if message.content.startswith('cya'):
        msg = 'your not allowed to leave'.format(message)
        await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)

    if message.content.startswith('help'):
        msg = 'no'.format(message)
        await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)

    if message.content.startswith('meme'):
        meme = random.randint(1, 2)
        if meme == 1:
            msg = 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514194023637057536/568083718699220992/JPEG_20190416_102712.jpg'.format(message)
        if meme == 2:
            msg = 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544555087872393236/567468606393155584/Screenshot_20190415-225331.jpg'.format(message)
        await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)

    if message.content.startswith('helimemes'):
        helimeme = random.randint(1, 10)
        if helimeme == 1:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  AFSOC Still doesnt have a heli \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '.format(message)
        if helimeme == 2:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  people will still complain when the actual new map is coming out \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '.format(message)
        if helimeme == 3:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  jag suger min kuk \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '.format(message)
        if helimeme == 4:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  people probably wont complain when the new comes out \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '
        if helimeme == 5:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  this map isnt even fucking afghan give us some ching chongs to kill  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '
        if helimeme == 6:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  Snipers on the new map are gunna be gae  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '
        if helimeme == 7:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  no matter what map we are on people will always bitch  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ '
        if helimeme == 8:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  My cat shot me  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ '
        if helimeme == 9:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  my legs are gone  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬ '
        if helimeme == 10:
            msg = '═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ \n◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ \n█▄ █ █▄ ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ \n◥█████◤ \n══╩══╩══ \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬  just dropping in to say \n╬═╬  min kuk suger kuk  \n╬═╬ \n╬═╬. \n╬═╬☻/ \n╬═╬/▌ \n╬═╬/ \ '

        await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)

    if message.content.startswith('deacon'):
        msg = '@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n@qualitycont#3636\n'.format(message)
        await client.send_message(message.channel, msg)

@client.event
async def on_ready():
    print('Logged in as')
    print(client.user.name)
    print(client.user.id)
    print('------')

client.run('NTY5NDUzMjkwOTg3NzE2NjM5.XLw26g.AwLSjyB4Tv6GqxsQmxq7OxoTMG4')