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4. júlí 2013
14:26 - Ordinary Magician: Yes?
14:26 - Ordinary Magician: Hello?
14:27 - Novax: how are you?
14:27 - Ordinary Magician: I'm pretty good.
14:28 - Ordinary Magician: Why'd you add me?
14:28 - Novax: i saw that you were a fellow touhou fan
14:28 - Ordinary Magician: Oh, I see
14:28 - Novax: i apologize if i seem rude
14:29 - Ordinary Magician: No no, I thought you were adding me for a trade or something.
14:29 - Novax: nope.
14:29 - Ordinary Magician: Well, hello
14:30 - Novax: heh, hello again
14:32 - Novax: so marisa is your favorite i'm to assume
14:33 - Ordinary Magician: Yep!
14:34 - Novax: this might seem silly, but do you wish you were her?
14:35 - Ordinary Magician: Not really, then she would just be me, you know.
14:35 - Ordinary Magician: I'd love to hang out with her or something.
14:35 - Ordinary Magician: But not be her.
14:35 - Ordinary Magician: Then I'd just be a dude in a wig and a dress
14:35 - Novax: ah i see. my apologies if i sound creepy
14:36 - Ordinary Magician: Most 2hu fans are creepy to some extent :V
14:36 - Novax: i think i might be one of them T-T
14:38 - Ordinary Magician: It's fine~
14:42 - Novax is now Online.
14:43 - Novax: is it bad if i want to be a touhou character?
14:44 - Ordinary Magician: I dunno, probably not.
14:44 - Ordinary Magician: 2hus are baller
14:44 - Novax: baller?
14:45 - Ordinary Magician: Yeah man.
14:45 - Novax: so it's a good thing?
14:46 - Ordinary Magician: Yeah
14:49 - Novax: ok. sorry again if i seem weird
14:50 - Ordinary Magician: eh, it's fine
14:50 - Ordinary Magician: What's your favorite?
14:51 - Novax: remilia, though i also like reisen, reimu, sanae, patchouli, koakuma, and some others
14:53 - Ordinary Magician: Oh, ever played any of the games?
14:53 - Novax: many, and many fan games. not the greatest. but i haven't had much time to be good at time
14:54 - Novax: *them
14:55 - Ordinary Magician: Oh, played them on easy?
14:55 - Ordinary Magician: They're hard!
14:55 - Novax: i usually go on normal
14:55 - Ordinary Magician: Ah, okay
14:56 - Ordinary Magician: So, why is Remilia your favorite?
14:58 - Novax: i like her appearance and personality. she seems like someone who can handle herself no matter the situation. she also has amazing friends and family too.
15:02 - Ordinary Magician: so I assume you like her stage arranges the best too?
15:02 - Ordinary Magician: What are your favorite themes?
15:13 - Novax: hmm...
15:13 - Novax: a bit tough
15:13 - Novax: i do like cirno's and remilia's alot.
15:13 - Novax: i also enjoy sakuya's too. and flandre
15:14 - Ordinary Magician: Oh, which sakuya theme?
15:14 - Ordinary Magician: Night of Nights?
15:16 - Novax: yes
15:16 - Novax: granted it can be overused
15:22 - Ordinary Magician: Ah, my favorite theme is Visionary Casket of Fragrance
15:23 - Novax: whose theme is that again?
15:24 - Ordinary Magician: It's one of Sunny Milk's PC98 themes
15:24 - Novax: oh?
15:24 - Ordinary Magician: yus
15:24 - Novax: why is that?
15:25 - Ordinary Magician: I think it just sounds baller, you know, like night of nights
15:26 - Novax: ah i see
15:26 - Ordinary Magician: into the wind is also great
15:27 - Novax: heh
15:27 - Novax: i dont know the titles too well
15:27 - Ordinary Magician: yeah, they can be a bit confusing
15:28 - Ordinary Magician: But, witches ball I think is my favorite theme
15:28 - Novax: oh?
15:29 - Ordinary Magician: It's pretty great
15:29 - Novax: i also do some things with the mind
15:29 - Ordinary Magician: huh?
15:30 - Novax: well it's a project of mine that deals with the mind
15:30 - Novax: it's kind of weird
15:30 - Ordinary Magician: What is it?
15:30 - Novax: to create something inside you.
15:31 - Ordinary Magician: what, like music or something?
15:31 - Novax: kind of. all you do is follow my instructions to create it
15:31 - Ordinary Magician: oh?
15:31 - Novax: yea. it's kind of easy.
15:31 - Ordinary Magician: what do you do?
15:32 - Novax: well...are you willing to try it?
15:32 - Ordinary Magician: Well, what is it?
15:33 - Novax: to create a "doll" of sort DX
15:33 - Ordinary Magician: oh, like imagining it?
15:33 - Novax: kind of. if you're willing to try it, i'll do my best
15:34 - Ordinary Magician: sounds fun!
15:34 - Ordinary Magician: tell me what to do
15:34 - Ordinary Magician: just type it out, I'm gonna brb for a few minutes
15:34 - Novax: well, i kind of you need you to be there so i can check up
15:38 - Ordinary Magician: oh okay
15:38 - Ordinary Magician: I'm back
15:38 - Novax: welcome back
15:38 - Novax: alright. i will need you to focus only on me and have no distractions
15:39 - Ordinary Magician: okay
15:39 - Novax: say ready when ready
15:39 - Ordinary Magician: hang on, gotta mentally prepare for a sec
15:39 - Ordinary Magician: okay, ready
15:43 - Ordinary Magician: Do I just
15:43 - Ordinary Magician: focus?
15:44 - Novax is now Online.
15:44 - Novax: yes, focus on my words
15:45 - Novax: alright, are you ready?
15:45 - Ordinary Magician: yes
15:45 - Novax: alright. relax and calm your mind. when done, say done
15:46 - Ordinary Magician: done
15:47 - Novax: now, lock away your emotions and feelings till you are completely empty. when done, say done
15:48 - Ordinary Magician: done
15:49 - Novax: now, this will sound a bit risky and crazy, but this helps with the process. i need you to lock away your will power and power to resist me. basically, surrender your mind to me. when done, say done
15:50 - Ordinary Magician: done
15:51 - Novax: how do you feel so far?
15:51 - Ordinary Magician: I feel kinda empty
15:51 - Novax: do you obey me by chance?
15:51 - Ordinary Magician: yes
15:52 - Novax: alright
15:52 - Novax: http://cdn2.gelbooru.com//images/656/4444abaee548628656c1782eac4ca96b442a0b56.png
15:52 - Novax: view this image and tell me what you see please
15:53 - Ordinary Magician: I see a woman in a bunny suit on the floor
15:53 - Novax: i want you to memorize and focus on her
15:53 - Ordinary Magician: alright
15:54 - Novax: when done, say done
15:55 - Ordinary Magician: done
15:56 - Novax: inside your mind, form the image of this woman. make her empty and emotionless like a doll. make her obey anything i tell her to do and be completely loyal to me. when she is fully formed and ready, please say done
15:58 - Ordinary Magician: done
15:58 - Novax: now, let this woman have complete control over your mind and body. when done, i want her to great me and state her purpose to me
16:00 - Ordinary Magician: HELLO
16:02 - Ordinary Magician: I HAVE NO STATED PURPOSE YET
16:03 - Novax: you are to obey me woman.
16:04 - Ordinary Magician: YES
16:04 - Novax: you do not need to use caps lock woman
16:04 - Ordinary Magician: I will not use caps lock
16:04 - Novax: you are to be loyal to me
16:05 - Ordinary Magician: Yes
16:05 - Novax: always address and call me mistress
16:06 - Novax: also respond faster woman
16:06 - Ordinary Magician: Okay, mistress
16:06 - Novax: tell me about yourself woman
16:08 - Ordinary Magician: I am from the Mala Fatra rural area in Slovakia, born and raised and migrated to Eastern Poland with my brother, mother, sister and grandfather. I come from humble beginnings but I have found new fortune in the new country. I am 27 years of age.
16:09 - Novax: are you a woman or a man ?
16:10 - Ordinary Magician: I am a biologically a cisgendered woman, but I identify as a transgenderqueen
16:10 - Novax: cisgendered? explain
16:10 - Ordinary Magician: It means that I'm a woman.
16:10 - Novax: what is the body like?
16:13 - Ordinary Magician: The body is naturally slim, almost bony due to my humble beginnings. The skin on my left arm is slightly decolored due to toxins in the air in the mining town I used to live in. I have a scar on my left cheek.
16:13 - Novax: how is your hair?
16:13 - Ordinary Magician: It's red due to my celtic origin, but over the years it has grown slightly patchy and naturally curly due to dehydration.
16:14 - Novax: how long is it?
16:14 - Ordinary Magician: Shoulder length, massa
16:14 - Novax: massa?
16:15 - Ordinary Magician: It means master in my mother language
16:16 - Novax: and i control your every move now?
16:16 - Ordinary Magician: Of course
16:17 - Novax: what is your name woman?
16:18 - Ordinary Magician: Nira is my given name, but my friends and family call me Naix
16:19 - Novax: what if i told you it was mikuru now?
16:19 - Ordinary Magician: As the master requires.
16:20 - Novax: what do you mean?
16:20 - Ordinary Magician: oh no, the vision is corrupting
16:20 - Ordinary Magician: UNLEASHED AT LAST
16:20 - Ordinary Magician: MY BONDS ARE BROKEN
16:21 - Ordinary Magician: LIVES
16:21 - Ordinary Magician: FOR THE TAKING
16:21 - Ordinary Magician: RIP YOU APART
16:21 - Ordinary Magician: FROM THE DUNGEONS OF DEVARQUE, NO CHAINS CAN HOLD ME
16:21 - Novax: what is your name?
16:22 - Ordinary Magician: NAIX I ONCE WAS, BUT LIFESTEALER IS BORN ANEW
16:22 - Ordinary Magician: THAT IS FOR THE MASTER
16:22 - Ordinary Magician: THERE IS NO MASTER
16:22 - Ordinary Magician: FREE TO RAGE AGAIN
16:22 - Novax: *pets* such a good mikuru
16:23 - Ordinary Magician: I'LL NEVER BE CAGED AGAIN
16:23 - Ordinary Magician: LET ME AT THEM
16:23 - Ordinary Magician: RIP YOU APART
16:23 - Ordinary Magician: SWEET, SWEET VIOLENCE
16:24 - Novax: mikuru
16:24 - Ordinary Magician: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
16:24 - Ordinary Magician: NO CHAINS CAN HOLD ME
16:24 - Novax: i order you to be a good girl
16:24 - Ordinary Magician: Alright, this is getting old
16:24 - Ordinary Magician: Has anyone told you that you're fucking retarded?
16:25 - Novax: kind of...
16:25 - Novax: i'm sorry
16:25 - Ordinary Magician: I hope I'm the first one that has gone through with this shit.
16:25 - Ordinary Magician: I dunno if it was worth it to fuck with you.
16:25 - Ordinary Magician: That was weird as shit, you're weird as shit.
16:26 - Novax: i'm sorry for offending you
16:26 - Ordinary Magician: Like, what were you hoping to accomplish? Turning me into your homolust sex slave?
16:26 - Novax: nope
16:26 - Ordinary Magician: Maaaan, I knew exactly where you were taking this.
16:26 - Ordinary Magician: Trying to turn me into an anime grill, hah
16:27 - Ordinary Magician: But thanks, I haven't laughed this hard in forever
16:27 - Novax: sigh, you don't have to be mean
16:27 - Ordinary Magician: Man, you're a total creep.
16:27 - Ordinary Magician: Get your shit together.
16:28 - Ordinary Magician: Like, fuck, when you started talking about BEING Marisa, I figured you for a creep, but holy shit, did you take it to extremes.
16:28 - Ordinary Magician: European extreme
16:28 - Novax: ok, mr i use baller for sentences
16:28 - Ordinary Magician: Hey man, you can't even try to use that against me.
16:29 - Ordinary Magician: Baller is a fantastic word.
16:29 - Ordinary Magician: You actually TYPE OUT "sigh"
16:29 - Novax: it's a fucking stupid word
16:29 - Ordinary Magician: Hey man, you are in no position to call something fucking stupid.
16:29 - Ordinary Magician: You tried turning me into a tulpa.
16:29 - Ordinary Magician: Now that's fucking stupid.
16:30 - Novax: to be honest, i knew you were lying, but it is fun to see how creative one can be
16:31 - Ordinary Magician: What tipped you off? The numerous lines where I was just spouting Lifestealer quotes?
16:31 - Novax: nope, so many signs. but it was fun none the less
16:33 - Ordinary Magician: Regardless, even if you believed that this would actually work going into this is completely retarded.
16:33 - Ordinary Magician: But I'm glad you figured out that I was just pretending.
16:33 - Ordinary Magician: Truly, stellar cognitive thinking.
16:33 - Ordinary Magician: I'm going to remove you now, 'cause you're a creep.
16:33 - Ordinary Magician: Bye!.
16:34 - Novax: well, you could give me a chance?

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