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- You are Lord Fancypants, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a
- pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who
- tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see several
- men dressed in mail shirts and wielding swords marching towards your door.
- "Run!" you shout. "I'll hold them off".
- The next morning, you wake up to find yourself surrounded by soldiers
- > Beg for my release
- "Please! I'm begging you! Please let me go! I don't want to be here! I've done
- nothing wrong! I swear on my family's honor!"
- One of the soldiers looks at you with disgust.
- > Bribe the soldiers
- You raise your hand and they all take it. They give you a coin and tell you to
- leave. You walk away from the Keep with your life.
- Years pass..
- > Enter Larion in disguise
- You hide yourself as best you can and find work as a cook. Eventually you get
- rich enough that you no longer need to live like this. You spend your money
- on fine wines and fine women. You even buy a castle
- > Decorate the castle
- You spend years decorating the castle. It is a magnificent place. You have many
- servants who do all sorts of things for you. The people of the town are happy
- because they now have a new lord.
- > Reveal my secret identity
- The next day you wake up and realize you forgot something important. Your mask
- has been removed. Everyone is shocked.
- > Give a speech to the people of the town
- You explain what happened yesterday and how you got out of there. You also say
- that you will never return to the Keep. You then make a speech about how the
- people should not trust anyone but themselves
- > Form an anarchist commune
- You decide to form an anarchist commune. You gather together all the people who
- were unhappy with the current state of affairs and set off into the wilderness.
- You call it the Free City of Arat.
- > Farm peas
- Your first task is to grow peas. You plant them and watch them grow. Soon they
- are ready to harvest. You enjoy watching them grow and eat.
- > Trade peas for cheese
- You trade some peas for some cheese. You enjoy eating the cheese and you begin
- to think about how you could expand your food supply.
- > Visit the Market of Arat
- You go to the market and see what is being sold
- > Buy pirated ROMs
- You buy pirated ROMs and play games on your computer. You become very popular
- among the people.
- > Start a Warez site
- You decide to start a Warez site. You create one called "Warez World". You sell
- drugs and other illegal goods. People flock to your store.
- > Become a criminal kingpin
- You become a criminal kingpin. You run several stores and become extremely wealthy.
- You travel the world buying stolen goods and selling them for profit. You become
- very famous.
- > Take over the world
- You decide to take over the world. You hire mercenaries to conquer the world.
- You fight wars and win. You rule the world.
- > Launch humanity into space
- You decide to launch humanity into space. You send a rocket to the moon. You
- send another rocket to Mars. You send a rocket to Venus. You send a rocket to
- every planet in the solar system. You send a rocket to Alpha Centauri
- > Rule an interstellar empire
- You decide to rule an interstellar empire. You build ships and fleets to conquer
- the stars. You conquer worlds and enslave their populations. You are very successful.
- > Become a god
- You decide to become a god. You create a machine which allows you to control
- any creature. You use this power to become a god. You create a race of beings
- known as the Eternals. You train them to be gods. You become so powerful that
- you can control anything
- > End the universe
- You destroy the universe. You are the only thing left. Everything else is destroyed
- > Die
- You die
- YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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