Steam Quotes (as of 3/22/13)

Edli - I'M ON DISC THREE OF FF8!: what the hell is that kid singing
[CZ] Venom: I have no fucking idea
Edli - I'M ON DISC THREE OF FF8!: i'm sure at one point I heard him say "I FUCKED MY ETCH-A-SKEEETCH!"

Shinji Ikari: You wouldnt kick me :3
Shinji Ikari: You love me! :D
Shinji Ikari was kicked by Edli - Devil Went Down to Jersey.

Osoko Longley Sohoro: You wouldn't quote me
Osoko Longley Sohoro: You wouldn't EVER quote me

Rei Ayanami: Reverse psychology
Rei Ayanami: Don't fall for it

Dr. Jarmen Kell, Ph.D in STALKER: i saw so many :downs: and just retards walk by
Dr. Jarmen Kell, Ph.D in STALKER: one of them acknowledged me by both drooling on our brochures AND going "URRRRRRR"

Jonas Happy: I cant get it up
Venom517: jonas
Venom517: e.d.?
Jonas Happy: :(
Jonas Happy: yurs

Dr. Joebob, Ph.D in watchaaa: YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN BUSINESS DAYS

Asuka Langley Sohryu: I doubt anyone here licks them
Asuka Langley Sohryu: *clicks
Venom517: of course they can't lick links

coma entered chat.
BigHeadBrandonNnNnNnN: coma get out we're piss
coma left chat.

"I am being surrounded by surround sound sounds." - Pizzie

Venom517: >not using female pyro for the plot
Dom: oh shit venom yes

Dom: >what happens when an unstoppable retard meets an immovable idiot

Dom: and so our humble planet earth ended not with a bang, as some predicted
Dom: but with drool

"I always jam it all the way in. I don't stop until that thing's BROWN." - Awcko, January 1st, 2013.

"Windows 8 was like this giant sadness." - Gabe Newell, January 8th, 2013. (http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/8/3852144/gabe-newell-interview-steam-box-future-of-gaming)