POF Profile Example (ASSHOLE)

I'm just on a quest to find a heavenly blessed beauty. If you are a sea creature, you'll save yourself some time, if you just stop reading here and move on to your next prey. “Shallow” is just a word fat people made up so they could sit on their ass all day and not put any effort into life. Now, if you are an aesthetically pleasing heavenly blessed beauty who cares about your body and health, feel free to continue.

tip: the quickest way to get my pants off is to make me a sandwich, being naked while doing this is also a plus. You say douchebag, I say honest. Cest la'vie.

If you think you fit this, feel free to send me a message. Don't delegate me into the meat-head category, as I'll be going to law school in the next few years. Take note of all the sarcasm. If you don't pick up on it, you're ruh-tarded