ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD'S




What started out as a coincidental meeting whilst going out for lunch turned into a disaster. Wait, let's back it up a little. Hi, I'm Hisao Nakai. I go to a school for the disabled called Yamaku Academy. I've made quite a patchwork quilt of friends since I came here a couple of months ago. There's Emi, a girl with no legs who's the faster runner on the track team, Rin, a painter with no arms, Lilly, a blind girl, Hanako, a quiet and shy girl who survived a fire when she was very young and has massive burn scars all over her body, Shizune, the deaf student council president, and Misha Mikado, her translator.


It was early afternoon. Mutou's class was dragging today. When Spring's warmth first rears its head, time tends to move more slowly and you become more eager to go outside anyway. Usually, I'm pretty interested in the ins and outs of physics, but today, I was more occupied with getting lunch soon. My stomach groaned as I watched the seconds tick down on the clock. To my right, I see Misha grinding away at her notes. In front of me, Lezard passes a note to Molly. Maybe a budding romance is in progress? All of that vanishes from my thoughts as the bell rings and brings me sweet release.

As if we had shared thoughts through telepathy, Shizune, Misha and I all had the same idea.

[Want to go somewhere for lunch?] Shizune asked.

Misha was enthusiastic as I was. Cold lunches get really boring after a while. We decided we'd go into town, but choose somewhere other than the Shanghai. We packed our things and before long, found ourselves downtown. There were several options all lined up for us on the same street. A ramen shop, a fairly fancy-looking place that looked far too expensive for how much money we had on hand, and a McDonald's.

"Hicchan, have you ever had McDonald's?" Misha asked.

"Can't say I have."

I could hear Shizune's stomach growl and turned to see an impatient expression on her face.

[Let's just pick one! I'm really hungry.] she prodded.

Settling on the American franchise, we opened the glass door and chose one of four lines in front of the counter. To the far left was a plastic life-size figure of a clown, wearing a yellow jumpsuit with a puffy red wig. He was holding an encasement that showcased the toys that came in the kids' meals. The words, "Happy meal" adorned the top of the plastic case.

Apparently, Shizune caught me staring because she playfully signed to me, [You want a Happy meal?]

I simply chuckled back, unable to come up with a witty response. Above the blue-haired ponytail wearing cashier was a menu with pictures of all the foods they had to offer. Mostly hamburgers and french fries. I had to do a double take when I saw the angus burger as thoughts of a smirking Emi flashed through my head. I shook it off and glanced at the chicken nuggets. They looked pretty good. All of it looked pretty good.

"I can't decide what I want." I told Misha.

"Don't worry, we can each get something different and share so we all get a taste." the bubbly pink-haired girl answered.

Shizune relayed her order to Misha, who told the cashier she wanted a number 1 value meal with a melon milkshake. She tapped her bottom lip as her eyes darted back and forth, trying to decided between two items.

"I'll have the 8 piece chicken nuggets, fries, and a coca cola." I piped up, giving Misha more time.

"Uh, a fish sandwich- no, a quarter pounder with cheese... argh. One of each please." Misha requested.

"We can share fries, Hicchan." Misha told me with a wink.

"Oh, and a chocolate shake." she told the cashier.

Shizune grabbed some napkins and straws and took one of the two trays to a table with me following suit.

The three of us sat down and started chowing down. It was like a frenzy with Shizune passing me some of her fries, Misha crossing over my arms to share a broken off portion of her fish sandwich with Shizune and myself finding both girls picking chicken nuggets from my box. Soon enough, we polished off the food and were left sipping our drinks. I took a glance towards the door and saw Lilly and Hanako enter the restaurant. What a coincidence. Hanako blushed and looked down when our eyes met and clung to Lilly's sleeve. The place was much less crowded by now.

[That was good, but I'm still a little hungry.] Shizune signed.

I couldn't argue. Most of my food was pilfered from the duo, but they managed to have full meals.

"We can always order something else." Misha told us.

[As long as I'm not paying.] I signed.

Gleefully, the trip of us went up and stood in line behind Lilly and Hanako.

"H-hi Hisao." said Hanako.

"Oh, Hisao from school is here?" Lilly asked.

"That's right! And us too!" shouted Misha, startling the pair in front of her.

"You can join us if you like." I told them.

Everyone came back to the tables with their orders and dug in.

"I can't explain it, but I keep feeling like I'm not eating anything, even though I'm getting more and more food." I said.

Hanako ordered a 20 piece nugget for herself and Lilly got an unusually large order as well. Shizune found herself with a  double order of what she had last time and Misha got a variety of tastes on her return trip.

"My, my, I just can't stop eating!" Lilly giggled.

"Me too." I said, chomping down on my third burger.

This was strange. The more we ate, the more we went up to order and pack away in timely fashion.

[Let's race. Whoever can finish four burgers and a french fry container wins.] Shizune signed.

The race was on as burger after burger was scarfed down forcibly. French fry after french fry was devoured in minutes.

Hanako rubbed her growing stomach. Shizune's top strained.

"Ohhhh, Shicchan, I feel so bloated!" Misha cried, her hands barely able to move through the signs.

[Me too. I think I ate way too much.] Shizune signed back.

Then, my greatest fear was made real. Emi and Rin came in. I ducked under the bench to avoid being seen. After all that exercising and strict diet plan, she couldn't see me stuffing my face with McDonald's. Unfortunately she recognized the others and they sat down with us.

"Hisao?! Wh-ah! What happened to you?" Emi shrieked.

"Ugh, I ate too much." I replied.

Emi pierced her salad with her utensil and a fuming look overtook her face.

"What about all our progress? You're going to run your butt off later, mister!" she threatened.

Rin dipped her head into the box of fries.

"And the rest of you, what happened?" Emi questioned.

Everyone at the table had ballooned in size thanks to the gratuitous food. Hanako's tights had tiny rips in them from her expansion and Lilly began showing a muffintop over the waist of her skirt.

"I'm still hungry." Rin announced after finishing her food.

"Want some salad?" Emi offered.

"I don't like greeny leafy things to eat."

"Who wants dessert?" Lilly asked.

"Dessert? How can you think of dessert after all that?" Emi inquired.

"Come on, Rin, we'll get you something when we go up." Misha offered.

Emi shook her head and continued eating her salad until Misha, Rin, and Lilly came back with 15 apple pies, 7 sundaes, and a 50 piece chicken nuggets for Rin.

"What the hell is all that?" Emi scolded.

"Just try one." said Rin.

"No way. You're all out of control. You're going to eat yourselves to death!"

"Not a bad way to go." I said as I crammed an apple pie down my throat.

Misha dipped hers into her sundae and Shizune was already finished with her first ice cream.

"My, my, this is quite a party we all have here." Lilly said.

Everyone was too busy eating to say anything further.

Rin stood up and stretched her back.

"You can have the rest, Emi." she said, taking a step back.

Her belt was straining until it finally popped and her zipper parted ways.

"Don't look." she said, trying ineffectively to cover her striped panties with the tied up sleeves of her shirt, which was now stretched from her increased proportions.

"Weeelll, I guess one can't hurt." Emi said, taking a chicken nugget. "But ONLY one."

An hour later and a few more trips to the counter, she found herself no longer the smallest one at the table. Her butt spilled out of her tiny running bloomers and her shirt was little more than a crop top above her giant stomach.

[Let's get a measuring tape and see who ate more.] Shizune challenged.

There was a gleam in her eye that managed to light Emi on fire.

"You're on!" she dared.

The bench creaked and Misha's eye went wide.

"Ut oh..."

Before anyone could react, the seats crashed under the girls' weight.

"I can't move." said Rin.

"N-neither can I." the rounded Hanako chimed in.

Everyone sat on the floor and continued eating.

Up at the counter, the manager was arguing with his workers.

"They're going to eat everything in the store! You have to send them away!" the teary-eyed cashier said.

The pencil thin-mustached manager lifted a finger and protested.

"We're getting record profits today. Let them stay as long as they like."

"We're out of burger patties, sir." a teenaged male worker told the manager.



"It's a good thing your father is rich." I told Lilly.

"Shicchan is helping pay for it too." Misha chimed in, as if to brag that her family had more money.

"H-how are we going to get out of here?" Hanako asked.

She was right. We were too big to fit through the door. Lilly went up to the counter to explain the situation.

"We can't remove the doors." the manager told her, shaking his head incredulously.

"How are we supposed to get out of here?" Emi panicked.

"You'll just have to stay here until you can work the weight off." the manager answered with an evil look in his eye.