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- [Intro]
- Yeah, I got questions
- Deep questions
- [Verse 1]
- Cortana ooh-na-na (hah)
- How much potassium in a banana-na? (ooh)
- Difference between a hedgehog and an echidna? (ah)
- How many seconds in an hour?
- Cubic metres in a shower
- Cortana ooh-na-na
- I need to know if it's "GIF" or "JIF"
- And where to make one
- How did one guy play all of those Biffs?
- And talk to himself
- Why isn't Xena spelled with a "Z"?
- Can you please tell me
- What does ayayayaya even mean?
- Ayayayaya!
- Did she sleep with Hercules?
- O-o-o-o-o-ooh (ah)
- Does hot glue stick to plastic?
- Should my poop be elastic? (ahem)
- And another thing
- O-o-o-o-o-ooh
- Is Yoplait French for yogurt
- Or is that a lie?
- Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!
- Cortana ooh-na-na
- Did Oprah Winfrey really give out all those cars?
- Can Flex Tape really repair boats sawn up in half?
- I sawed this boat in half!
- And also
- What flavor's umami?
- Does this mean rain or sunny?
- Help me Cortana-na
- [Bridge]
- Bixby
- He's constipated
- On his Galaxy (ough)
- Fresh out of ideas with no fears (hey)
- Fresh out of ideas (stumped, stumped)
- He has no plan
- No need to worry
- Samsung's got Windows 10 (booya-uh)
- Sing it Bixby
- Download it for free
- Ain't talkin' Siri (uh-uh-uh)
- Uninstall Clippy
- I don't want that son of a B
- Helpin' me
- Only one assistant for me
- Google's AI is actually a C (oh!)
- Get her on speed dial, Bixby
- My Cortana, baby!
- [Verse 2]
- Cortana ooh-na-na
- How do I stop Edge being the default browser?
- Do I go to hell if I do not thank the bus driver?
- And also
- What type of meat is mutton?
- Does my cat have a bellybutton?
- Tell me Cortana-na
- Ooh!
- [Bridge]
- What happened to Kony?
- How are there two Shaqs now?
- Is it aluminium or aluminum?
- What's a pseudonym?
- Is Miley Cyrus still going out with Thor's brother?
- No, not that guy
- Why did Will Ferrell agree to do Elf?
- How do you say this YouTuber's name
- And not get demonetized?
- Nah- nee- nyga-hyga?
- Was ShamWow really that good?
- And how did Armstrong get those drugs to the moon?
- [Verse 3]
- Cortana ooh-na-na
- Is it still cool if I do this with my jumper?
- Will Waluigi ever be a Smash brother? (ah-haa)
- And tell me just how rich is Sia?
- And how to stop diarrhea?
- QUICK!
- Cortana!
- Oh!
- [Outro]
- I'm gonna need your help here, Cortana!
- Oh!
- Now this is serious
- Cortana?
- Cortana!
- I gotta ask you something!
- Where is Wally?
- Uh
- Cortana ooh-na-na
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