Bullitt County (2018)

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Well, look at you.

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- It's been a long time.
- Too long.

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Couldn't get a black one?

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- Cheaper.
- Free.

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- Oh, God. Beat me every time.
- Yeah.

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So, should we talk
about the weather

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or do you wanna give me a hug?

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- Hug, yeah.
- I missed you so much.

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I missed you.

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I still hate shotgun.

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I won't ride it at night.

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If someone's driving me I just

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sit in the back
like they're my chauffeur.

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Oh, really? How proper of you.

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- So you checked, she's not home?
- I checked and double checked.

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- I think we're good.
- Let's get this party started.

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Let's do it.

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I like it. It's lovely.

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Are you ready?

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Boom.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Oh, Jesus
Look he's a family man.

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God. He's so domestic,
settling down.

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There's sleeping beauty.

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God. He's shirtless.

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I gotta grab his sweaty ass.

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Oh, shit.

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- Robin?
- Night, night.

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Night, night.

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- You chloroformed him?
- It was a plan B sort of thing.

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I knew he wouldn't go down
without a fight.

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- There's your proof.
- That was a real date rapist

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move right there, Keats.

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It's ether from
a photography store.

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Besides, who knees a guy in the
balls right when he wakes up?

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Self-defense class.

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You're a monster.

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- You break into my house...
- It was unlocked.

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Shut up.

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- You kneed me in the nuts.
- Yeah, I did that.

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- You drugged me.
- Ether.

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Then you throw me in the trunk

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with this shit
and drive around for

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what, two and a half,
three fucking hours?

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- I hit every pot hole though.
- Yes, that you did.

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No, no! Not my hair!

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No!

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Next person that gets hitched,
gets a fist to the cock

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- or a punch to the...
- Dibs on the cunt punch.

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Looks like you already got one.

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- Yeah, gee.
- Was that from...?

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- Good, I'm glad.
- What did you do?

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Yeah, it feels great.

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Red river.

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No way.

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So I just best-manned
the shit out of this.

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- Come here, you asshole.
- It's good to see you, buddy.

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- Don't mind my morning wood.
- Yeah, pants first.

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- And some deodorant.
- You're gonna love that.

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Odd choice of wardrobe.
How terrible.

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Let me guess, Keats packed
my clothes all by himself.

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I didn't pack that
in the dark, no way.

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So, how did you guys
pull this whole thing off?

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I had,

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inside man. Woman.

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Oh, Melanie was in on this too?

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Why'd you think she
had to "go out of town"

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on business last night?

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Ah.

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And as the cherry on top...

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- Remember this?
- Let me see that.

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It's got all the distilleries
in it from ten years ago.

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- Holy smokes.
- Yes, Red River,

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- Yeah, but wait...
- Bristol.

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- Drum roll.
- Arcadia.

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- It's still there.
- We're gonna find it this time.

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Hell or high water.

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At each distillery
we are going to get a

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Polaroid of ourselves
for the scrapbook.

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Ten years later, sort of thing.
And to commemorate

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this second crack at the
blue grass bourbon trail,

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we are going to start with
Gordie's favorite distillery.

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The one that went down
the wrong tube for Robin,

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which will all know was bullshit

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and made her hurl
all over the bar-top.

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What the fuck?

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- What the fuck is...
- Cool.

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So you remembered
the chloroform,

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but you forgot to
check if the place

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was still an operational
God damn distillery.

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- It was ether.
- Welcome to Red River winery,

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- have you been here before?
- Kind of.

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We were here when
it was a distillery.

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Wow, that was a few years ago.

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- Yeah, ten.
- Their bourbon wasn't so hot.

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People said it tasted
like unrefined motor oil,

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so the owners decided
to convert it into a winery,

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carry the name over, re-brand.

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It took a couple
of years, but now

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business is
booming as you can see.

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- Did you say motor oil?
- We have a sublime Merlot.

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I will fucking
buy you another one.

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It's fine, it works fine.

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- Just gotta fiddle it.
- You have a yard sale problem.

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- C'mon. Say wine and cheese.
- Oh, yeah.

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Memories. I'm going
to get some Merlot.

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How's it going? You could
fill it up a little more.

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I'm sorry, man.
I should've checked.

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Hey, hey.

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It's great,
the whole thing's great.

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Wine will still get
you wrecked, right?

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- Have at it.
- Yeah.

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- We'll have a good time, right?
- Yeah.

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- That's right. Alright.
- OK.

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Go get 'em.

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What do you say, Gordie?

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I'm actually relieved it's
not a distillery anymore.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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That wine stinks, I think
I'm gonna go for a stroll.

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It is sad to see it go, though.

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All good things come to an end.

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Y'all lose anything?

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Nope, just browsing.

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And breaking stuff too.

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- Was this working before?
- Let's say, yes.

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You in town for
the Haunted Hayride?

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The haunted what?

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Hayride.

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- Nope.
- Only three things

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bring folks to Red River
this time of year:

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The Colonia, the Haunted Hayride
and the winery down the street.

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- You must be a wine guy.
- Yeah, I'm not a wine guy.

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I'm a... I was a bourbon guy.

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Came in town expecting your
distillery and you got a winery.

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Yeah, my favorite
distillery no less.

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Pa would've been
happy to hear that.

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Carolyn?

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I was wondering when
you was gon' get wise.

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Jesus. The last time
I saw you, you were like,

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- this tall.
- Yeah.

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- Wow, ten years?
- Yeah.

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Well, what are you
doin' here anyways?

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- Bourbon trail, bachelor party.
- Who's the one gettin' hitched?

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Oh.

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I better hurry up
and get my wedding dress then.

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You don't remember?

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You and your pals
came in to visit

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like you always did,

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it was Christmas time,

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and you were wearing
this sweater with...

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I think it was a big red moose?

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- It was a buck.
- Right, a big red buck.

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Yeah, I got down on one
knee and proposed to you

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with a little twist tie ring.

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You never did come back.

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Yeah, we got home that night...

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Well, I got drafted.
Life happened.

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Wow.

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I remember all of this stuff.

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Let's see. This was above
the urinal, for sure.

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Spent a lot of time in
there for some reason.

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- I bet you did.
- Oh, no way.

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- You're gonna hate me.
- Why?

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I think...

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Yep. There it is.

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I should Kill you.
I'm about to add

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this to your tab,
along with the broken watch.

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It wasn't me,
I blame the other guy.

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- Oops.
- Breaking all kind of things.

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Nope, it's still in
one piece. Look at that.

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Oh, man.

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- Yeah.
- Didn't know we still had that?

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Probably the last
one in existence.

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Really?
And I almost shattered it.

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You almost
shattered the last one

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in existence. I got an idea.

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Alright, I like your ideas.

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- To getting hitched.
- No, I can't.

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The southern hospitality
dictates, "you say, no.

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And I say, yes."
And We go back and forth

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a bunch of times until you
finally agree, which is what

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you want to do anyway.
You want to take it.

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Remember when I said
I was a bourbon guy?

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I was.

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- Hell. I'm sorry.
- It's alright.

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- How were you supposed to know?
- That's why you never came back?

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Not exactly.

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I don't wanna be a part of
you fallin' off the wagon,

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- or get back on, or whatever.
- It's not falling off,

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but no, this is just
like anything else.

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This is like pills, or guns
or diet and exercise,

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it's all about who's
doing it, who's using it.

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I just have to do one thing
and that's keep it

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bottled up. Right, sign? Right.

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Best-man don't know
you very well, bourbon trail

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- for your bachelor party?
- Yeah. Well, it's something

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we did a long time ago back when
it was OK for me to partake.

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Anyways, Keaton doesn't
know any better so...

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Y'all plannin'
to do Arcadia too?

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That is the plan.

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- Well, good luck.
- Yeah, I know.

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Well, you could always burn some
time while you in those parts

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looking for the
Bullitt County treasure.

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What's that?

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I know it's around
there somewhere.

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What? You ain't never heard
the Bullitt County treasure?

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Well, here. Get close.

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- Alright.
- Listen good.

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Not gonna say this
more than once.

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- OK.
- Back during prohibition times,

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the government was hammering
down all the distilleries,

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and the Bullitt family
of Bullitt County

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had one of the biggest,

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ergo the target on their back.

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So the legend goes

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that they took all their money
out in the Bullitt County

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wilderness and buried it.

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Supposedly millions.

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And...

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- And what?
- That's kind of a short legend.

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Well, I don't have the practice
to make it all flowery.

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Well, is it true?

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Probably not, but from time
to time you do hear about

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folks lookin' for it
never to return.

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Rumors of the Bullitt family kin
protecting it out in the woods.

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- Spooky shit.
- So a bunch of hillbillies

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protecting buried
treasure in the woods.

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- Hillbillies?!
- I just mean,

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- it's Kentucky.
- Oh, it's Kentucky.

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- Let me tell you something.
- OK.

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All those disappearances
in Bullitt County

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were no coincidence, all those
folks were out of towners,

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- with fancy shirts.
- Yeah.

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We Kentuckians, every

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bucktooth country
bumpkin one of us

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We're all least smart to say
we've been diggin' up

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what ain't ours.

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This

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fucking

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sucks.

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Buried treasure
does not fucking suck.

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It fucks up our plans.

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- Your plans.
- Yeah, for your bachelor party.

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This is what you call
a win-win situation,

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we have all our camping
shit right now, right?

248
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,550
We're just gonna be camping a
little bit deeper in the woods.

249
00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:23,819
We have the camping shit
because, remember,

250
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,422
paying for hotels
is what suckers do.

251
00:14:27,424 --> 00:14:28,990
Right.

252
00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:31,927
- Now you're a wine guy I see.
- Oh, well,

253
00:14:31,929 --> 00:14:33,662
you weren't there, but

254
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,731
the wine lady was explaining
to us all these floral

255
00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:38,967
notes that you can taste if you
let them explode in your mouth.

256
00:14:38,969 --> 00:14:40,670
- It's cheaper.
- Bingo.

257
00:14:45,742 --> 00:14:47,540
- Fuck yeah.
- Dude, they got nothing on me.

258
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:48,976
Look at those fucking
pussies over there.

259
00:14:48,978 --> 00:14:50,643
They don't know
how to talk to a woman.

260
00:14:50,645 --> 00:14:52,545
C'mon, I know
exactly what to say.

261
00:14:52,547 --> 00:14:54,647
Come on, you gotta
give him a break.

262
00:14:54,649 --> 00:14:55,915
He spelled Gatsby wrong.

263
00:14:57,452 --> 00:14:59,386
It's one big red X.

264
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,488
You know when people
look back in their lives

265
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:03,923
and regret not doing something

266
00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:05,591
that could've
changed their lives,

267
00:15:05,593 --> 00:15:07,528
this is that
crossroads right here.

268
00:15:08,462 --> 00:15:10,397
I, for one, am not
gonna turn into some...

269
00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:13,098
fifty year old blob of shit

270
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:16,334
who's sitting around in a shitty
house, wearing a shitty robe,

271
00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:19,771
obsessing over the one day
that we could've taken a little

272
00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:21,839
trek off the beaten path and

273
00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:25,777
I don't know, potentially found
Bullitt motherfucking treasure.

274
00:15:25,779 --> 00:15:27,879
Bullitt family treasure?
More like,

275
00:15:27,881 --> 00:15:31,816
- hillbilly butt-hole pleasures.
- Riveting.

276
00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:34,851
- Groom card, I'm playing it.
- Goddammit. Fuck.

277
00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:36,486
There it is.

278
00:15:36,488 --> 00:15:37,754
Tough break, señor Chardonnay.

279
00:15:37,756 --> 00:15:39,422
Now when we do
find the treasure,

280
00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:41,357
what's everybody
gonna do with the loot?

281
00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:43,425
Invest, for the future.

282
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:45,795
- Hold on, are you serious?
- Nothing, 'cause it's not real.

283
00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:47,763
Hold on, it was a story, Gordie,

284
00:15:47,765 --> 00:15:49,899
no different than
the Great Gatsby.

285
00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:53,002
All stories are based on some
truth, you told me that.

286
00:15:53,004 --> 00:15:54,937
- I never said that.
- Yes, you did.

287
00:15:54,939 --> 00:15:57,006
You came to Keats and my
dorm-room and you were

288
00:15:57,008 --> 00:15:58,640
crying your eyes out.

289
00:15:58,642 --> 00:16:00,508
- I was not crying
- You were bawling.

290
00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,044
- I think you were.
- And saying like,

291
00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:04,946
"I don't wanna end up in a
miserable job like my mom,

292
00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:07,549
and she doesn't understand me,
and I got to do it because

293
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,918
- it makes me feel alive.
- OK. I was drunk.

294
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,823
Probably, but then came your
infamous truth speech.

295
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,957
- Truth with a capital T.
- Don't.

296
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:21,962
Life only has meaning when it
has truth with a capital T!

297
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:24,064
Then you went on about
that's why you do it,

298
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,465
because it gives you
meaning and closer to that

299
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,101
truth with a capital T.

300
00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:30,603
You said, "all meaningful
stories, no matter how

301
00:16:30,605 --> 00:16:33,406
fantastical or
not real they are,

302
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:34,841
hold some of those deep truths.

303
00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:36,642
Baby, how's it goin' over here?

304
00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:38,010
I couldn't help but notice ya.

305
00:16:38,012 --> 00:16:40,779
- Oh.
- Mind if I buy you a drink?

306
00:16:40,781 --> 00:16:42,814
- No, I'm cool.
- Let her handle it.

307
00:16:42,816 --> 00:16:45,550
Anything, they got some
killer screwdrivers.

308
00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,185
Hey, buddy. She said she's good.

309
00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:48,954
You know,

310
00:16:48,956 --> 00:16:52,556
some chicks don't know how
they are until they've

311
00:16:52,558 --> 00:16:54,792
loosened up a little bit
with some drinks.

312
00:16:54,794 --> 00:16:56,762
Gordie.

313
00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,933
Maybe she wasn't clear enough,
so allow me to be clearer.

314
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,870
Fuck off!

315
00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:07,006
You know, it's not
what I heard her say.

316
00:17:08,506 --> 00:17:11,943
I heard her say she might need
a good old Kentucky fuckin'.

317
00:17:19,851 --> 00:17:20,850
Hey, Gordie.

318
00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:23,919
I could fucking kill you.

319
00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:26,724
Alright, fine,
let's get some fucking treasure.

320
00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:31,996
Sorry.

321
00:17:36,532 --> 00:17:38,633
Asshole.

322
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:43,905
- Fucking overreacting hothead.
- I'm overreacting?

323
00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:45,940
You might be cool with
lettin' shit like that slide,

324
00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:47,742
but somebody's gotta
put him in his place.

325
00:17:47,744 --> 00:17:49,176
It's not your place.

326
00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:51,245
If I pulled a knife
every time a guy was a pig

327
00:17:51,247 --> 00:17:52,979
I'd be in fucking prison.

328
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:54,781
Fucking idiot.

329
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:58,151
- He was being a piece of shit.
- You're a piece of shit.

330
00:17:58,153 --> 00:17:59,621
OK.

331
00:18:00,722 --> 00:18:03,589
"Hey, baby, you want some
killer screwdrivers?"

332
00:18:03,591 --> 00:18:05,027
And I'm the jack-off.

333
00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,694
Should we get out of the street?

334
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,765
We might get hit.

335
00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,939
You fucking dick. Let's go.

336
00:18:20,774 --> 00:18:23,076
You don't really
think this is real, do you?

337
00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:27,879
Really? Bullitt family,
buried treasure?

338
00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:30,714
Well, there are a ton of
"no trespassing" signs

339
00:18:30,716 --> 00:18:33,719
out here in the middle
of nowhere, for a reason.

340
00:18:34,687 --> 00:18:36,254
The reason is, they
don't want trespassers.

341
00:18:36,256 --> 00:18:39,589
Trespassers that might
find their buried treasure.

342
00:18:39,591 --> 00:18:41,526
Hey, guys!

343
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,927
New plan.

344
00:18:43,929 --> 00:18:46,796
I'm not digging
for treasure anymore,

345
00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:48,831
I'm not digging my own grave,

346
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:54,038
so when I'm done, just
fucking bury me, please!

347
00:18:54,939 --> 00:18:57,139
- Groom card.
- I'm gonna beat you to death

348
00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:59,741
- with this, I swear to God.
- With that?

349
00:18:59,743 --> 00:19:03,144
How much did you save on that
there kitty shovel, Mr. Merlot?

350
00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:05,113
59 cents, bitch.

351
00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,962
Robo,

352
00:19:21,964 --> 00:19:23,665
I'm sorry.

353
00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:29,071
"Sorry's gotta be
backed up by actions."

354
00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:33,141
I know, I'm always apologizing.

355
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,044
I just hope I can...

356
00:19:37,312 --> 00:19:39,047
prove it to you, I guess.

357
00:19:40,748 --> 00:19:42,083
"You're a piece of shit."

358
00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:48,022
Can't argue with you there.

359
00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:52,026
I'm just a revolving door
of fuck ups.

360
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,996
But just know that I am sorry.

361
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,001
I'm really trying to get my
actions to line up with that.

362
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,275
Great talk.

363
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:14,144
Hang it up, Keats.
We're done for the day.

364
00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:30,259
Day three of the botched
treasure hunt debackles '77.

365
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:32,861
- You throwing in the towel yet?
- Me, I quit.

366
00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:34,829
Yeah, how 'bout you
shut up and light me up,

367
00:20:34,831 --> 00:20:37,168
- Mr. Sauvignon Blanc.
- Yes, sir.

368
00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:42,672
- Ah!
- Yes!

369
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,873
- Do us the honor.
- Really?

370
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:49,179
- Man of the hour.
- Too kind. Alright.

371
00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:59,319
Ne, ne, fu, fu!

372
00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:02,322
- Indians.
- That good?

373
00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:08,060
Keats, was this buried in your
backpack since high school?

374
00:21:08,062 --> 00:21:11,063
No, I got that last week.
From a guy who knew a guy.

375
00:21:11,065 --> 00:21:12,932
How much did you
pay for this shit?

376
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:15,800
OK, it can't be that bad.
Here, let me try.

377
00:21:15,802 --> 00:21:17,303
If it tastes
as bad as it smells...

378
00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:19,138
I'm not a cheap skate
with everything,

379
00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:21,673
some things I actually
do spend some money on.

380
00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:24,342
Not a lot, but...

381
00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:25,810
That is some evil shit, Keats.

382
00:21:27,214 --> 00:21:30,816
- Here, c'mon.
- No, I'm sticking to this.

383
00:21:31,984 --> 00:21:34,019
I'll fall on the grenade.

384
00:21:35,221 --> 00:21:37,955
It's a bunch of stems and seeds,
but it's something.

385
00:21:37,957 --> 00:21:40,290
The dealer says
that's the best part.

386
00:21:40,292 --> 00:21:43,093
- Shut up.
- Speaking of which,

387
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,827
do you guys know
what time it is?

388
00:21:44,829 --> 00:21:47,029
- The witching hour?
- It's time for

389
00:21:47,031 --> 00:21:49,098
what's in Keaton's backpack!

390
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,300
- Oh, God.
- The game where I get to raid

391
00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:54,070
the whole of Keats'
backpack from high school.

392
00:21:54,072 --> 00:21:57,240
One grab is all I get to
find out what's left over

393
00:21:57,242 --> 00:21:59,774
from when little Keats was
transitioning from an awkward

394
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,811
boy who isn't getting any,
to an awkward man who still

395
00:22:02,813 --> 00:22:05,182
isn't getting any.

396
00:22:06,016 --> 00:22:09,818
Although the man part is
absolutely debatable.

397
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,486
Alright.

398
00:22:11,488 --> 00:22:14,158
- Good luck!
- Keep digging.

399
00:22:15,392 --> 00:22:16,790
Oh!

400
00:22:17,994 --> 00:22:20,997
You fucker! You set me up!

401
00:22:21,797 --> 00:22:24,265
Do you wanna keep digging?
I think I've got a butt-plug.

402
00:22:24,267 --> 00:22:25,867
God!

403
00:22:26,935 --> 00:22:28,369
On second thought,
I'm keeping this.

404
00:22:28,371 --> 00:22:29,969
No, I have to return it.

405
00:22:29,971 --> 00:22:32,207
Well, I hope you
can return used items.

406
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,008
I oughta shove this up your ass.

407
00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,943
It is insecure babies like you

408
00:22:36,945 --> 00:22:39,045
that got Ulysses banned.

409
00:22:39,047 --> 00:22:41,481
- Oh, here we go.
- World War I.

410
00:22:41,483 --> 00:22:44,983
Just wraps up with men
firing dick-shaped rockets

411
00:22:44,985 --> 00:22:47,152
and dick-shaped
bullets. And why?

412
00:22:47,154 --> 00:22:49,188
- Who cares? Oh, God!
- Why?

413
00:22:49,190 --> 00:22:52,524
The assassination of
Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

414
00:22:52,526 --> 00:22:55,059
Death! Dicks!

415
00:22:55,061 --> 00:22:58,996
Violence! The male organ
stabs and penetrates!

416
00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:02,433
And then World War I ends

417
00:23:02,435 --> 00:23:05,203
and James fucking Joyce

418
00:23:05,205 --> 00:23:09,307
unleashes this golden
poem upon the world.

419
00:23:09,309 --> 00:23:12,244
And he has the balls
to finish it

420
00:23:13,045 --> 00:23:16,179
with an orgasm.
Not just any orgasm,

421
00:23:16,181 --> 00:23:18,448
a female orgasm.

422
00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:21,318
- Is there such a thing?
- You wouldn't know.

423
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:25,921
And he gets fucking banned
by the same jack-offs no doubt

424
00:23:25,923 --> 00:23:29,291
- that supported the war.
- This James Joyce

425
00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:32,328
that you speak so
highly about, is that a..

426
00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:33,996
woman or a man?

427
00:23:33,998 --> 00:23:36,030
- Fuck off!
- Ow!

428
00:23:37,368 --> 00:23:38,469
Incoming.

429
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,837
How 'bout this.
OK, man was here first, right?

430
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:45,373
God took Adam's
sternum or femur,

431
00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:48,476
and the chick, she took
a bite from the apple

432
00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:50,511
in the garden of Eden,
so there's that.

433
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,982
OK. So, fine, but...

434
00:23:53,882 --> 00:23:56,550
Who made her eat the apple?

435
00:23:56,552 --> 00:24:01,156
The snake, right?
What's the snake a metaphor for?

436
00:24:02,491 --> 00:24:03,956
The devil. Greed.

437
00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:05,891
- Temptation?
- Death?

438
00:24:05,893 --> 00:24:08,160
- A cock!
- Everything you say is

439
00:24:08,162 --> 00:24:09,895
"cocks", you know that?

440
00:24:09,897 --> 00:24:14,267
It's a violent man's world,
we are just livin' in it.

441
00:24:14,269 --> 00:24:17,370
Yeah, well, what about Batman?
He uses violence for good.

442
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:21,072
Here we go. OK, but Batman
is a shit character.

443
00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:23,141
What?

444
00:24:23,143 --> 00:24:25,277
I can't be a part of this.

445
00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:30,181
I'm sorry. The guy's parents
died 20 years ago, get over it!

446
00:24:30,183 --> 00:24:32,350
Let me tell you something,
it depends on the book, for one.

447
00:24:32,352 --> 00:24:34,285
Clearly you don't
know your history, but...

448
00:24:34,287 --> 00:24:38,322
OK, but like, your parents are
dead, move the fuck on.

449
00:24:38,324 --> 00:24:41,158
That's gives him his powers,
his ability to never forgive.

450
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,559
The whole essence of him.

451
00:24:42,561 --> 00:24:45,162
That is a really good way
of putting it.

452
00:24:45,164 --> 00:24:46,996
- It is.
- Another way of putting it is

453
00:24:46,998 --> 00:24:48,532
fucking move on!

454
00:25:04,114 --> 00:25:05,547
- Yah!
- What the fuck?

455
00:25:13,624 --> 00:25:15,326
- Robo...
- Asshole.

456
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:19,493
- Keats...
- No, it's OK.

457
00:25:19,495 --> 00:25:22,065
- I didn't...
- I know.

458
00:25:30,473 --> 00:25:33,373
- He won't remember it.
- How convenient for him.

459
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:37,110
Well, he's just far out there,
super stoned, you know?

460
00:25:37,112 --> 00:25:40,248
You have to be
to do that to you.

461
00:25:41,483 --> 00:25:43,350
Look, he's had his fair share
of worn and dones

462
00:25:43,352 --> 00:25:45,518
and he's oogled
plenty of chicks, but

463
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,453
he's always put you
on a pedestal and

464
00:25:47,455 --> 00:25:49,490
a lot of gals would
give anything to be...

465
00:25:50,658 --> 00:25:53,459
- revered like that.
- Yeah, he does it again...

466
00:25:53,461 --> 00:25:56,464
Pepper spray?
That's a bit of an overreaction.

467
00:25:57,498 --> 00:25:58,599
I'm only kidding.

468
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,700
Every time we get together
I fool myself into thinking

469
00:26:02,702 --> 00:26:04,969
it's gonna go back to normal.

470
00:26:04,971 --> 00:26:08,241
- Yeah, but what is normal?
- Not getting my tits grabbed.

471
00:26:10,008 --> 00:26:11,308
OK. Fine.

472
00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:12,579
You wanna grab my tits?

473
00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:17,114
One of them at least? Here right
for the picking. I won't look.

474
00:26:17,116 --> 00:26:18,648
Hiya!

475
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:31,028
Be quiet.

476
00:26:31,662 --> 00:26:34,130
He's gonna hate you.

477
00:26:39,537 --> 00:26:41,171
Stop.

478
00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:51,636
Who's there?

479
00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,241
I tried fixing it.

480
00:27:57,476 --> 00:28:00,645
The pocket watch.
But it might be beyond repair.

481
00:28:03,347 --> 00:28:05,115
You would've made a good gook.

482
00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,618
Never hear you coming.

483
00:28:11,822 --> 00:28:13,355
What's that old saying?

484
00:28:13,357 --> 00:28:16,226
A broken clock is right
twice a day?

485
00:28:17,494 --> 00:28:20,363
- Some bachelor party.
- You don't wanna be here either.

486
00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:24,599
- I'm here 'cause you're here.
- So is everybody else.

487
00:28:24,601 --> 00:28:27,604
- And what's wrong with that?
- It's just not the same.

488
00:28:29,806 --> 00:28:32,172
It's not like how it used to be.

489
00:28:32,174 --> 00:28:35,108
Well, yeah, that's impossible.

490
00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:37,344
Everybody grew up,
got jobs, etc.

491
00:28:37,346 --> 00:28:40,415
Ah. Et cetera.

492
00:28:41,316 --> 00:28:42,584
You know...

493
00:28:44,218 --> 00:28:46,085
I'm not one for signs
and all that but

494
00:28:46,087 --> 00:28:48,654
if you ask me, the reason why
this whole thing isn't going

495
00:28:48,656 --> 00:28:50,422
your way is...

496
00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,391
Well, I'm going to be blunt.

497
00:28:52,393 --> 00:28:53,826
You're not ready to get married.

498
00:28:53,828 --> 00:28:56,227
I'm not saying anything
you don't really know.

499
00:28:56,229 --> 00:28:58,532
That thing with Robin earlier...

500
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,166
- I don't even...
- Believe me...

501
00:29:02,168 --> 00:29:03,268
I don't know what that was.

502
00:29:03,270 --> 00:29:04,702
I know what it's like

503
00:29:04,704 --> 00:29:05,837
to be ready for marriage.

504
00:29:05,839 --> 00:29:08,308
I was more than ready. Then...

505
00:29:09,809 --> 00:29:12,677
Commitment is a pledge
for the future and

506
00:29:12,679 --> 00:29:16,515
you can't commit to anything
if you dwell in the past.

507
00:29:19,652 --> 00:29:22,151
You know, before I headed off
to college and met all you guys

508
00:29:22,153 --> 00:29:25,691
I spent one of those summers
trying to "find myself".

509
00:29:28,192 --> 00:29:30,493
Which is ridiculous because
trying to find yourself

510
00:29:30,495 --> 00:29:33,563
straight out of high school is
like nailing Jell-O to the wall.

511
00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:36,799
There I was,
I saved up some money.

512
00:29:36,801 --> 00:29:40,103
I'm gonna head out to Big Sur
and rough it for a few months.

513
00:29:40,805 --> 00:29:44,139
Yeah, I wanted to see the
Pacific, I'd never seen it.

514
00:29:44,141 --> 00:29:46,841
I'd never seen a state outside
of Indiana for that matter.

515
00:29:46,843 --> 00:29:51,513
So there I am in Big Sur
and the first thing I do is

516
00:29:51,515 --> 00:29:53,447
I just start trudging it
up this mountain,

517
00:29:53,449 --> 00:29:55,182
"I'm gonna get to
the tippy-top"

518
00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:59,153
so I could watch the sun
set over the Pacific and...

519
00:29:59,155 --> 00:30:00,321
Find yourself.

520
00:30:00,323 --> 00:30:03,390
Man, that sounds really stupid.

521
00:30:03,392 --> 00:30:05,726
But at the time,
yeah, of course.

522
00:30:05,728 --> 00:30:08,328
So there I am, I'm hoofing it
up this mountain

523
00:30:08,330 --> 00:30:09,863
and I'm not taking
my eyes off the top.

524
00:30:09,865 --> 00:30:13,299
I'm just going and going.
Watching so I don't fall down.

525
00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:15,468
But I'm not as fast
as the sun setting,

526
00:30:15,470 --> 00:30:17,470
so by the time
I get to the top

527
00:30:17,472 --> 00:30:20,607
it's pitch black. So I turn
around to head back down

528
00:30:20,609 --> 00:30:22,576
and boom! There she is.

529
00:30:23,878 --> 00:30:27,381
The pacific,
she had been at my back...

530
00:30:28,482 --> 00:30:31,950
the entire time.
If I had turned around once,

531
00:30:31,952 --> 00:30:36,320
you know, I would've been able
to see the sun set over her,

532
00:30:36,322 --> 00:30:37,523
but...

533
00:30:43,229 --> 00:30:44,495
You told me that before.

534
00:30:45,798 --> 00:30:47,734
That's a sad
fucking story, man.

535
00:30:52,571 --> 00:30:55,672
I'm just saying, if I were
in that Gatsby class of yours,

536
00:30:55,674 --> 00:30:57,674
I would've aced
that fuckin' paper.

537
00:30:57,676 --> 00:30:59,709
- Is that right?
- Aced it.

538
00:30:59,711 --> 00:31:02,513
Didn't even take that long to
read, finished it this morning.

539
00:31:03,414 --> 00:31:06,751
And that last line,
God, it stuck with me.

540
00:31:08,386 --> 00:31:12,188
"Our boats float with the
green light of tomorrow."

541
00:31:12,790 --> 00:31:17,394
Close. "So we beat on
boats against the current...

542
00:31:19,997 --> 00:31:22,499
born ceaselessly
into the past."

543
00:31:25,602 --> 00:31:29,671
♪ On a misty morning
Near Bristol road ♪

544
00:31:29,673 --> 00:31:33,340
♪ There I chanced upon
Desmond O'Toole ♪

545
00:31:33,342 --> 00:31:37,711
♪ With a look of mischief,
he flashed me a grin ♪

546
00:31:37,713 --> 00:31:40,947
♪ And we never quite
Made it to school ♪

547
00:31:40,949 --> 00:31:45,384
♪ He said come share
A bottle with me ♪

548
00:31:45,386 --> 00:31:49,288
♪ Yesterday's gone
And today's not so long ♪

549
00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:52,658
♪ And God only knows what
Tomorrow will bring ♪

550
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:56,662
♪ So come share a
Bottle with me ♪

551
00:31:56,664 --> 00:32:00,632
♪ T'was a fine spring day
With my one true love ♪

552
00:32:00,634 --> 00:32:03,935
♪ I went to bench
Flowers and wine ♪

553
00:32:03,937 --> 00:32:07,839
♪ But I ran into Desmond
And he asked for a sip ♪

554
00:32:07,841 --> 00:32:11,375
♪ And we somehow lost
Track of the time ♪

555
00:32:11,377 --> 00:32:15,713
♪ He said come share
A bottle with me ♪

556
00:32:15,715 --> 00:32:19,283
♪ Yesterday's gone
And today's not so long ♪

557
00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:22,720
♪ And God only knows
What tomorrow will bring ♪

558
00:32:22,722 --> 00:32:26,422
♪ So come share
A bottle with me ♪

559
00:32:26,424 --> 00:32:30,960
♪ Well the day finally came
When I'd had enough ♪

560
00:32:30,962 --> 00:32:34,964
♪ I said Des don't
Come round anymore ♪

561
00:32:34,966 --> 00:32:39,301
♪ Though I tell myself
That it's better this way ♪

562
00:32:39,303 --> 00:32:43,338
♪ I still wait for
A knock on my door ♪

563
00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:47,676
Now sing! ♪ Come share
A bottle with me ♪

564
00:32:47,678 --> 00:32:51,046
♪ Yesterday's gone and
Today's not so long ♪

565
00:32:51,048 --> 00:32:54,850
♪ And God only knows
What tomorrow will bring ♪

566
00:32:54,852 --> 00:32:56,619
- ♪ So come share...
- Hello there.

567
00:32:57,487 --> 00:32:58,953
My goodness, Bill. We just

568
00:32:58,955 --> 00:33:00,855
scared the livin'
daylights out of these kids.

569
00:33:00,857 --> 00:33:02,823
I think you're probably right.

570
00:33:02,825 --> 00:33:05,358
Figured y'all could use
something a little more fillin'

571
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,528
than marshmallows.

572
00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:13,566
Yeah.

573
00:33:13,568 --> 00:33:15,769
This was my father's.

574
00:33:15,771 --> 00:33:19,706
Mr. Hitchins,
this is a piece of art.

575
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:22,810
Springfield 1903
bolt action 30 cal.

576
00:33:23,744 --> 00:33:26,112
- World War I, right?
- Mm-hmm.

577
00:33:26,114 --> 00:33:30,082
He was just a lonely private
at the Battle of Hamel.

578
00:33:30,084 --> 00:33:33,484
I always wanted to visit France.

579
00:33:33,486 --> 00:33:36,454
What are you, a history nut,
a gun nut?

580
00:33:36,456 --> 00:33:38,656
I guess a little bit of both.

581
00:33:38,658 --> 00:33:40,958
Fiction was
definitely not my thing.

582
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,827
Yeah, I didn't care
too much about

583
00:33:42,829 --> 00:33:45,029
something they just
made up out of thin air.

584
00:33:45,031 --> 00:33:46,664
Hence the history books.

585
00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:49,499
Yeah, well,
they say that history

586
00:33:49,501 --> 00:33:52,704
is written by the victors.

587
00:33:53,505 --> 00:33:55,939
Which is probably
why I'm a gun nut.

588
00:33:55,941 --> 00:33:58,975
- So where did you serve?
- That obvious?

589
00:33:58,977 --> 00:34:01,845
I know a fellow serviceman
when I see one.

590
00:34:01,847 --> 00:34:04,114
I don't know how much
you can call it serving.

591
00:34:04,116 --> 00:34:07,783
I was called up by uncle Sam,
hopped on an airplane,

592
00:34:07,785 --> 00:34:09,852
then a helicopter. I landed
in the middle of Saigon.

593
00:34:09,854 --> 00:34:12,588
It was January 29th, 1968.

594
00:34:12,590 --> 00:34:15,557
- That is some bad luck, kid.
- Yup.

595
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:17,927
- Right at the start of Tet, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

596
00:34:17,929 --> 00:34:21,563
That's right, so the extent
of my serving was

597
00:34:21,565 --> 00:34:24,599
waking up the following
morning with a large shard of

598
00:34:24,601 --> 00:34:26,768
mirror lodged in
the back of this leg.

599
00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:29,570
Blown out barracks.
I was home within a week.

600
00:34:29,572 --> 00:34:30,974
Didn't even pull a trigger.

601
00:34:32,075 --> 00:34:35,611
Back home without seeing
the worst side he has to offer.

602
00:34:36,478 --> 00:34:39,982
I might have to start
calling you lucky after all.

603
00:34:40,749 --> 00:34:41,684
No, thank you.

604
00:34:42,617 --> 00:34:45,751
Yeah, I was in that
neck of the woods once.

605
00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:48,188
Just toward the end of
the second World War,

606
00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:50,656
things were winding down.

607
00:34:50,658 --> 00:34:52,758
- Helpin' out the frogs.
- Right.

608
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,897
- Clearin' out the Japs.
- The Japanese, yeah.

609
00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:58,465
You know.

610
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,634
When you're firing at anything
that moves in the jungle

611
00:35:02,636 --> 00:35:06,874
in the dead of night. God only
knows how many you've killed.

612
00:35:07,674 --> 00:35:11,810
I had men in my platoon
who wanted to know.

613
00:35:11,812 --> 00:35:15,512
They saw it as a point of
pride to get to a hundred

614
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,047
or some such thing.

615
00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:19,952
They were collecting
prizes from the dead.

616
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,987
Me...

617
00:35:22,989 --> 00:35:25,624
I always preferred
not knowin'.

618
00:35:26,893 --> 00:35:28,860
But there was this one...

619
00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:32,996
This one that I hit
from up close

620
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:36,933
and I saw him go down not
very far in front of me.

621
00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:40,669
I had to know.
I had to look.

622
00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:43,540
So I wandered out
into the dark...

623
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,541
and I saw him lying there

624
00:35:46,543 --> 00:35:49,811
in all the wet ferns and moss,

625
00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:54,051
wide eyed, staring up at
the moon through the trees.

626
00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:57,820
His blood black
in the moonlight.

627
00:35:58,721 --> 00:36:00,990
I knew I got him then.

628
00:36:11,033 --> 00:36:16,738
♪ Come share a butt hole...

629
00:36:17,839 --> 00:36:20,809
Anyway, I stick
to bucks nowadays.

630
00:36:22,010 --> 00:36:24,977
You got any of those
mounted up around here?

631
00:36:24,979 --> 00:36:26,246
No.

632
00:36:26,248 --> 00:36:30,215
The missus don't allow
any dead animals around.

633
00:36:30,217 --> 00:36:32,617
She says she can
feel them watching her

634
00:36:32,619 --> 00:36:34,719
from beyond the grave.

635
00:36:34,721 --> 00:36:36,723
Can't argue with her there.

636
00:36:37,691 --> 00:36:42,293
♪ Yesterday's gone and
today's not so long ♪

637
00:36:42,295 --> 00:36:46,563
♪ And God only knows
What tomorrow... ♪

638
00:36:48,134 --> 00:36:49,069
Bullitt.

639
00:36:50,103 --> 00:36:51,137
Oh, shit.

640
00:36:59,144 --> 00:37:01,011
Arcadia.

641
00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:04,547
You're way off the beaten path
there, aren't ya?

642
00:37:04,549 --> 00:37:05,616
Maybe so.

643
00:37:06,251 --> 00:37:08,050
But it hasn't been too bad

644
00:37:08,052 --> 00:37:10,186
killin' some time
out there in the woods.

645
00:37:10,188 --> 00:37:13,923
So that's what you
were all doin', killin' time?

646
00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:23,598
A lot of people come out here
looking for buried treasure.

647
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,735
Oh, the Bullitt treasure.

648
00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:34,808
Did you find anything out there?

649
00:37:36,245 --> 00:37:37,811
We're just havin' some fun

650
00:37:37,813 --> 00:37:40,216
for ol' Gordo's bachelor party.

651
00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:44,051
Don't lie to us, young lady,
especially after we invited you

652
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,718
in here for something to eat.

653
00:37:49,758 --> 00:37:52,358
Alright, we were
looking for the treasure,

654
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,060
but we... You know,

655
00:37:54,062 --> 00:37:56,863
it's just a silly,
stupid thing to do.

656
00:37:56,865 --> 00:37:59,298
Yeah, you're right,
it was a stupid thing to do.

657
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:01,833
You know, you ain't
the first ones to be

658
00:38:01,835 --> 00:38:04,772
traipsing around
out there in our woods.

659
00:38:06,073 --> 00:38:09,176
Were our signs out there
not clear enough?

660
00:38:13,913 --> 00:38:16,849
Anything buried out there,

661
00:38:17,850 --> 00:38:20,384
is meant to stay buried.

662
00:38:38,803 --> 00:38:42,838
That was a nice bathroom.

663
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,742
Did you get a shower
and a shave too, son?

664
00:38:46,744 --> 00:38:48,677
You sure took your time.

665
00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:50,081
He has a tiny bladder.

666
00:38:51,248 --> 00:38:54,216
Yeah, you made that
perfectly clear earlier.

667
00:38:54,218 --> 00:38:57,652
Nightmare on
road trips and all.

668
00:39:10,866 --> 00:39:12,734
How'd you like the décor?

669
00:39:14,136 --> 00:39:18,105
This young fella don't
give a damn about doilies.

670
00:39:18,107 --> 00:39:19,973
He don't look like
no loafer to me.

671
00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:23,278
- I got it.
- No, please.

672
00:39:24,313 --> 00:39:25,280
Let me.

673
00:39:29,917 --> 00:39:31,085
Look at me, boy.

674
00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:34,255
His name is Scott. Scott Keaton.

675
00:39:36,390 --> 00:39:38,992
I said, look at me.

676
00:39:41,828 --> 00:39:44,295
Were you plannin' to use this?

677
00:39:44,297 --> 00:39:45,899
I...

678
00:39:47,766 --> 00:39:51,070
Just "yes" or "no"
would be fine.

679
00:39:53,473 --> 00:39:56,041
Your sign in the bathroom.

680
00:40:00,146 --> 00:40:02,148
You said your name
was Hitchins.

681
00:40:04,716 --> 00:40:06,316
If this were loaded,

682
00:40:06,318 --> 00:40:10,121
you'd be pissin' your bridges
right about now.

683
00:40:11,356 --> 00:40:12,891
Well, I...

684
00:40:14,192 --> 00:40:17,926
I found some bullets
back there so...

685
00:40:17,928 --> 00:40:19,230
Did you now?

686
00:40:20,398 --> 00:40:21,832
Where?

687
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,003
I never keep 'em loaded.

688
00:40:28,372 --> 00:40:31,872
Now if you just give us
back our money,

689
00:40:31,874 --> 00:40:33,343
no one gets hurt.

690
00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:39,115
- We don't have your money.
- You're an awful liar, kid.

691
00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:54,527
I told ya,
I never keep 'em loaded.

692
00:40:54,529 --> 00:40:56,965
Except this one apparently.

693
00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:01,436
Hey, Keats.
How about you grab that gun?

694
00:41:07,107 --> 00:41:09,343
You better think about
what you're doin', kid.

695
00:41:12,079 --> 00:41:14,113
That soldier you killed...

696
00:41:15,382 --> 00:41:18,117
- What was his name?
- I don't know.

697
00:41:19,819 --> 00:41:21,120
I think you do know.

698
00:41:22,388 --> 00:41:23,820
You checked.

699
00:41:23,822 --> 00:41:26,123
- We all check.
- I don't know.

700
00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:27,993
Yes, you do.
What was it?

701
00:41:31,564 --> 00:41:34,231
Himora Horochi.

702
00:41:34,233 --> 00:41:37,002
Ah, there it is. Now...

703
00:41:38,803 --> 00:41:40,272
What's your name?

704
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,272
Hitchins.

705
00:41:43,274 --> 00:41:46,744
Doesn't sound like that in the
little sign in the bathroom.

706
00:41:47,411 --> 00:41:50,079
Let me try that again,
what's your name?

707
00:41:50,081 --> 00:41:52,283
Bill Hitchins.

708
00:41:53,384 --> 00:41:55,551
What...

709
00:41:55,553 --> 00:41:57,419
is...

710
00:41:57,421 --> 00:41:59,555
your name?

711
00:41:59,557 --> 00:42:01,389
William

712
00:42:01,391 --> 00:42:03,126
Henry...

713
00:42:05,428 --> 00:42:06,561
- Bullitt.
- Gordie!

714
00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:13,033
Oh, my God.

715
00:42:13,035 --> 00:42:16,870
No, you killed him!

716
00:42:34,088 --> 00:42:37,356
Oh, God.
You sick son of a bitch!

717
00:42:37,358 --> 00:42:39,858
He pointed a gun
right at Keats.

718
00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:41,560
It wasn't loaded!

719
00:42:41,562 --> 00:42:44,429
He went for the rifle,
that sure as fuck was loaded,

720
00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:47,599
but I got there first 'cause
no one threatens my friends,

721
00:42:47,601 --> 00:42:50,502
- nobody!
- Threaten your friends.

722
00:42:50,504 --> 00:42:54,038
- You're so fucking...
- Alright, Robin.

723
00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:01,011
You're so
fucking heroic!

724
00:43:02,315 --> 00:43:04,481
What are we gonna do?

725
00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:14,257
Robin! Shut up!

726
00:43:17,529 --> 00:43:20,532
You know exactly what
we have to do right now.

727
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:24,232
Yeah. I know.

728
00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:27,536
You know I'm right.
She's gonna go to the cops,

729
00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:29,304
and she's gonna come
after us herself.

730
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:31,540
She knows our fucking
full names, Robin.

731
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:34,543
Do you want to spend your whole
life waitin' for some old lady

732
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,410
- to come after you?
- Shut up! She's a scared

733
00:43:36,412 --> 00:43:40,047
little lady,
she didn't ask for this.

734
00:43:40,049 --> 00:43:41,515
Shut up!

735
00:43:41,517 --> 00:43:43,317
They came out into
the woods after us,

736
00:43:43,319 --> 00:43:45,419
we were minding our
own fucking business.

737
00:43:45,421 --> 00:43:47,321
- It's their property.
- They could've asked us

738
00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:49,189
to leave and we would've,
but they didn't.

739
00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:51,024
They lured us back
to their fucking house.

740
00:43:51,026 --> 00:43:52,559
Where is she?

741
00:43:52,561 --> 00:43:54,361
- Oh, God!
- Shh!

742
00:43:54,363 --> 00:43:56,431
- Is she dead?
- No.

743
00:44:14,948 --> 00:44:16,482
This is absurd.

744
00:44:16,484 --> 00:44:19,252
A woman's life hanging in
the balance of a short straw.

745
00:44:22,455 --> 00:44:26,659
- Fair is fair, right?
- She's not gonna do it.

746
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:29,228
I wouldn't neither
if I were her.

747
00:44:34,533 --> 00:44:38,335
I'll clean up the mess, but
what she does, is her choice,

748
00:44:38,337 --> 00:44:42,506
turn us in,
stalk us, nothing...

749
00:44:42,508 --> 00:44:44,643
it's not our place
to kill her.

750
00:44:46,511 --> 00:44:48,477
She'll squeal.

751
00:44:48,479 --> 00:44:50,615
- That's what I'd do.
- Not everyone's you.

752
00:44:52,216 --> 00:44:53,749
Wouldn't blame her if she did.

753
00:44:53,751 --> 00:44:55,653
It'd be the right thing to do.

754
00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:02,692
Right.

755
00:45:23,345 --> 00:45:24,713
I'll do it.

756
00:45:36,558 --> 00:45:38,660
Neither one of you
can look me in the eye.

757
00:45:40,194 --> 00:45:42,396
I think that's the least
that you could do.

758
00:45:48,635 --> 00:45:50,802
Would you have
pulled the trigger?

759
00:45:50,804 --> 00:45:52,539
It wasn't loaded.

760
00:45:54,741 --> 00:45:56,275
But if it was?

761
00:46:01,747 --> 00:46:04,249
It takes two things
to kill somebody.

762
00:46:05,283 --> 00:46:07,620
Bullets and balls.

763
00:46:10,255 --> 00:46:11,523
What have we done?

764
00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:14,159
It was them or us.

765
00:46:18,295 --> 00:46:21,499
I'll go grab
a mop or something.

766
00:46:22,767 --> 00:46:24,235
Leave no trace.

767
00:46:25,469 --> 00:46:27,538
Yeah, we'll leave no trace.

768
00:46:31,609 --> 00:46:33,542
- I'm sorry.
- Don't apologize

769
00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:35,209
before you kill somebody.

770
00:46:35,211 --> 00:46:36,712
About your husband.

771
00:46:36,714 --> 00:46:39,182
Don't apologize for
that boy out there neither.

772
00:46:39,749 --> 00:46:42,717
Sending a woman in here
to do a man's job.

773
00:46:45,755 --> 00:46:47,322
I drew short straw.

774
00:46:48,257 --> 00:46:50,225
Then do what you came
in here to do.

775
00:47:04,438 --> 00:47:06,307
- Do you think...
- Quit stalling.

776
00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:12,813
Listen, when
I first came here...

777
00:47:14,615 --> 00:47:16,749
I was even younger
than you are now

778
00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,352
and I didn't know the
first thing about chickens.

779
00:47:20,888 --> 00:47:23,521
They were just a bunch of dumb
birds as far as I was concerned,

780
00:47:23,523 --> 00:47:26,424
but I filled this coop up
with hens,

781
00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:28,662
and then I got
myself one rooster.

782
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:33,797
Before you knew it he had pecked
two of those hens to death

783
00:47:33,799 --> 00:47:36,366
and scared the living hell
out of all the rest of them,

784
00:47:36,368 --> 00:47:38,270
so they quit laying their eggs.

785
00:47:39,405 --> 00:47:42,238
All that took was one rooster,

786
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,777
and so I shot that rooster.

787
00:47:45,844 --> 00:47:48,746
I didn't see any reason
to do otherwise.

788
00:47:52,183 --> 00:47:54,383
You don't always have
to shoot the rooster.

789
00:48:18,641 --> 00:48:20,240
Robin.

790
00:48:20,242 --> 00:48:21,675
Robin.

791
00:48:21,677 --> 00:48:23,746
- Do you need any...
- I'm gonna bury her.

792
00:48:25,681 --> 00:48:27,682
I can do it if you want me to.

793
00:48:29,551 --> 00:48:31,820
I made the mess, Keat.
I'll clean it up.

794
00:49:31,241 --> 00:49:32,741
You all done?

795
00:49:32,743 --> 00:49:34,845
- Yeah.
- Come with me.

796
00:49:41,484 --> 00:49:42,619
Do you see him?

797
00:49:45,922 --> 00:49:46,856
Nope.

798
00:49:48,892 --> 00:49:49,893
Good.

799
00:49:52,895 --> 00:49:54,363
Where is he?

800
00:50:02,470 --> 00:50:03,906
He was gonna shoot you, Keats.

801
00:50:28,595 --> 00:50:31,430
- That was fast.
- Little old lady.

802
00:50:32,698 --> 00:50:34,298
Let's get out of here.

803
00:50:36,669 --> 00:50:38,003
You comin'?

804
00:50:38,904 --> 00:50:40,405
Yeah.

805
00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:57,421
This is wrong, we can't just
pretend none of this happened.

806
00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:01,625
It's not something we can erase.

807
00:51:02,826 --> 00:51:04,795
This will always follow us.

808
00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,532
I had no choice.

809
00:51:12,568 --> 00:51:13,937
Right?

810
00:51:16,372 --> 00:51:18,674
Yeah, right.

811
00:51:23,579 --> 00:51:25,547
You always have a choice.

812
00:51:26,448 --> 00:51:29,449
This right here,
this is a bad one.

813
00:51:36,124 --> 00:51:38,026
I'm gonna go clear my head.

814
00:51:40,896 --> 00:51:43,330
And I saw him lying there...

815
00:51:43,998 --> 00:51:46,865
What was his name?

816
00:51:46,867 --> 00:51:49,904
...in all the wet
ferns and moss...

817
00:51:51,371 --> 00:51:54,008
You checked.
We all check.

818
00:51:55,475 --> 00:51:58,044
...his blood black
in the moonlight.

819
00:52:01,681 --> 00:52:04,715
Anything that's
buried out there

820
00:52:04,717 --> 00:52:08,152
is meant to stay buried.

821
00:52:08,154 --> 00:52:10,322
Gordie?!

822
00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:15,759
- Gordie?!
- We're never gonna

823
00:52:15,761 --> 00:52:17,727
find him this way, Robin.

824
00:52:17,729 --> 00:52:20,797
- Gordie?!
- Robin, it's a huge woods.

825
00:52:20,799 --> 00:52:22,567
We're not splitting up.

826
00:52:38,682 --> 00:52:40,815
You should get rid of it.

827
00:52:40,817 --> 00:52:42,819
I should get rid of
a lot of things.

828
00:52:44,788 --> 00:52:47,421
Is that some sort of threat?

829
00:52:47,423 --> 00:52:48,959
The pocket watch.

830
00:52:49,893 --> 00:52:51,725
I thought you said it was,
"beyond repair".

831
00:52:51,727 --> 00:52:54,096
I said it, "might
be beyond repair".

832
00:52:55,097 --> 00:52:58,734
I'll keep noodling with it.
See if anything shakes loose.

833
00:52:59,935 --> 00:53:01,569
You gonna drink that?

834
00:53:03,172 --> 00:53:05,438
Yes.

835
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,506
Yes, I am.

836
00:53:07,508 --> 00:53:08,776
It's been ten years.

837
00:53:11,112 --> 00:53:13,679
There was a guy at a meeting
once that said he kept

838
00:53:13,681 --> 00:53:18,086
a vodka shooter in his pocket
to remind him of his weakness.

839
00:53:19,853 --> 00:53:21,586
I mean, that's all
those meetings were,

840
00:53:21,588 --> 00:53:23,824
reminders of my weakness...

841
00:53:26,793 --> 00:53:29,460
for then fucking years.

842
00:53:29,462 --> 00:53:32,563
That's all I did.
I just wallowed in it.

843
00:53:32,565 --> 00:53:34,867
I wallowed in my weakness.

844
00:53:36,035 --> 00:53:37,701
Banding together
in common weakness

845
00:53:37,703 --> 00:53:39,770
is what creates strength.

846
00:53:39,772 --> 00:53:42,206
It's the only way to deal with
all the horrors in this world.

847
00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:45,477
It's why people get married,
and form friendships

848
00:53:46,511 --> 00:53:48,678
and reunite to relive
the good old days.

849
00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:06,597
He's probably scared.
It's gonna get dark soon.

850
00:54:07,197 --> 00:54:09,965
- One hour.
- One hour, that's it.

851
00:54:09,967 --> 00:54:11,900
Either way,
if we find him or not.

852
00:54:11,902 --> 00:54:15,038
- You got it. Promise. One hour.
- Be careful.

853
00:54:15,972 --> 00:54:18,940
Yeah, you too.
I'll see you in an hour.

854
00:54:42,930 --> 00:54:44,997
Got it all
down there, Gordie?

855
00:54:44,999 --> 00:54:47,933
I sure did. Thanks, Mr. Jay.

856
00:54:47,935 --> 00:54:50,102
Yeah, I'll see you
next time you're around.

857
00:54:50,104 --> 00:54:52,805
Will do, alright. Take care.

858
00:54:57,077 --> 00:55:00,013
- Look at you two ding dongs.
- Gordon!

859
00:55:00,814 --> 00:55:02,880
Watch that.

860
00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,884
Hey, Santi Clause.

861
00:55:06,052 --> 00:55:08,752
- I gotta deliver presents.
- Yeah, here we go.

862
00:55:08,754 --> 00:55:10,090
Here we go.

863
00:55:12,157 --> 00:55:15,092
- Arcadia.
- We're gonna find it one day.

864
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:19,562
Nope, I don't think it exists.
It's like fuckin' Sasquatch.

865
00:55:19,564 --> 00:55:24,033
Don't you talk about Sasquatch
like that, he's very real.

866
00:55:24,035 --> 00:55:28,137
I don't think so, but it did
give us a very great excuse

867
00:55:28,139 --> 00:55:33,109
to come right back
to the Red River.

868
00:55:33,111 --> 00:55:35,710
I think that the owner's
gonna put you in his will.

869
00:55:35,712 --> 00:55:38,713
You know what? He probably will.

870
00:55:38,715 --> 00:55:39,881
But, hey.

871
00:55:39,883 --> 00:55:41,983
- Yeah.
- Shh.

872
00:55:41,985 --> 00:55:43,952
- I hate their bourbon.
- What?

873
00:55:43,954 --> 00:55:46,988
- You're fucking with me.
- Nope, I kinda hate it.

874
00:55:46,990 --> 00:55:50,258
- It tastes like gas.
- I thought it was your favorite.

875
00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:53,794
No, not the bourbon,
the distillery, dummy.

876
00:55:55,965 --> 00:55:58,134
With their
and little Carolyn...

877
00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:01,734
it feels like home.
I feel at peace here,

878
00:56:01,736 --> 00:56:05,305
more so than anywhere
else on the planet, really.

879
00:56:05,307 --> 00:56:07,274
Yeah.

880
00:56:07,276 --> 00:56:09,776
Are you glad you bought
that piece of shit

881
00:56:09,778 --> 00:56:11,744
at a shitty ass yard sale?

882
00:56:11,746 --> 00:56:14,881
It works when it's supposed to
'cause look what just came

883
00:56:14,883 --> 00:56:16,349
hot off the presses.

884
00:56:16,351 --> 00:56:19,618
- Oh!
- Your new bride to be!

885
00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:22,287
That turned out...
You took a good picture.

886
00:56:22,289 --> 00:56:24,890
Yeah, some of them don't turn
out all blurry and fucked up.

887
00:56:24,892 --> 00:56:26,391
You know what I
hope that happens?

888
00:56:26,393 --> 00:56:28,626
- Can I be best man one day?
- Yeah, why not.

889
00:56:28,628 --> 00:56:33,231
I hope that thing crabs out on
you right when we find Arcadia.

890
00:56:33,233 --> 00:56:35,333
Like those people who's
cameras don't work

891
00:56:35,335 --> 00:56:37,234
- when they find Sasquatch!
- Blah, blah.

892
00:56:37,236 --> 00:56:40,137
Uh-oh, Robo's got
Sasquatch on the brain.

893
00:56:40,139 --> 00:56:42,806
Yeah, how could you not
with hairy legs like that.

894
00:56:42,808 --> 00:56:44,841
Don't even try it, I already

895
00:56:44,843 --> 00:56:46,776
called shotgun,
you big dumb dildo.

896
00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:49,380
I wasn't even...
You know, I don't give a fuck.

897
00:56:49,382 --> 00:56:51,881
- Don't give a fuck!
- Shh.

898
00:56:51,883 --> 00:56:54,050
- Gordie, I don't give a fuck!
- Shut up.

899
00:56:55,387 --> 00:56:57,886
- Shut up. Ow.
- Can't do it.

900
00:56:57,888 --> 00:57:00,225
Hey, is this window open?
I got an idea.

901
00:57:01,692 --> 00:57:02,958
Yeah.

902
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,195
Robo, wait.
Woah, wait.

903
00:57:06,197 --> 00:57:09,233
I'm just full of great ideas,
Red River. I'm full of 'em.

904
00:57:10,267 --> 00:57:13,068
- Alright, here we go.
- No.

905
00:57:13,070 --> 00:57:15,239
Robo you gotta get up. C'mon.

906
00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:20,374
You gotta help.
Watch your head. Just sit.

907
00:57:21,778 --> 00:57:23,279
That was
not a good idea.

908
00:57:25,881 --> 00:57:26,947
You OK?

909
00:57:26,949 --> 00:57:28,349
Mmm.

910
00:57:28,351 --> 00:57:30,052
OK, here we go.

911
00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,331
Do you have my Santa hat?

912
00:58:03,116 --> 00:58:04,384
C'mon, Gordo.

913
00:58:08,054 --> 00:58:09,989
Stay awake.

914
00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:35,911
Gordie?!

915
00:58:37,282 --> 00:58:38,416
Gordie!

916
00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:41,418
Gordie!

917
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,924
Goddammit.

918
00:58:49,759 --> 00:58:51,160
Gordie!

919
00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:56,265
Gordie!

920
00:58:58,901 --> 00:59:00,702
In the flesh.

921
00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:04,904
You look lost, Robo.

922
00:59:04,906 --> 00:59:06,139
Lookin' for you.

923
00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:08,509
C'mon.

924
00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:11,311
Hey, before we go,
let's have a little

925
00:59:11,313 --> 00:59:13,446
- pow-wow on the log here.
- We don't have time for this.

926
00:59:13,448 --> 00:59:15,548
We have to get back
to the car to get our stuff.

927
00:59:15,550 --> 00:59:17,783
Robo, I got a lot
to tell you, c'mon.

928
00:59:17,785 --> 00:59:21,088
- Gordie, tell me at the car.
- Sit on the fucking log!

929
00:59:30,364 --> 00:59:34,466
OK, look at that, that wasn't
so fucking hard. Good, OK.

930
00:59:34,468 --> 00:59:38,369
Now we're cookin' with gas.
Now, there's a lot I gotta say

931
00:59:38,371 --> 00:59:40,037
I guess I won't
beat around the bush,

932
00:59:40,039 --> 00:59:42,540
I'll just come out and say it.

933
00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:44,444
So here we go.

934
00:59:47,413 --> 00:59:49,913
I didn't mean to grab
your boob the other night.

935
00:59:49,915 --> 00:59:54,818
It was a stupid, idiotic, mean,
bullshit, Gordie thing to do,

936
00:59:54,820 --> 00:59:57,320
and I know I upset you.

937
00:59:57,322 --> 01:00:00,290
You know me, I would
never hurt a friend.

938
01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:04,061
I would never do anything to
hurt you, right? You understand?

939
01:00:06,264 --> 01:00:08,230
- Right, Robin?
- Yeah, of course, Gordie.

940
01:00:08,232 --> 01:00:10,599
"Of course, Gordie!"
There it is.

941
01:00:10,601 --> 01:00:15,138
'Cause as you can see,
I don't have many friends.

942
01:00:17,508 --> 01:00:20,975
As illustrated so well by
the incredible turnout

943
01:00:20,977 --> 01:00:22,377
of my bachelor party!

944
01:00:22,379 --> 01:00:24,381
Wheow!

945
01:00:26,549 --> 01:00:31,120
But then there's the friends
I do have, they mean a lot.

946
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:36,525
There's one thing I won't do,
is I won't hurt my friends.

947
01:00:37,559 --> 01:00:40,193
But I hurt you the other night
when we were sitting around...

948
01:00:40,195 --> 01:00:41,994
I don't give a fuck
that you grabbed my tit.

949
01:00:41,996 --> 01:00:44,196
- I give a fuck!
- Gordie.

950
01:00:44,198 --> 01:00:45,565
- We just...
- I am the one who gives a fuck!

951
01:00:45,567 --> 01:00:48,267
- I don't give a fuck!
- I fucking care!

952
01:00:48,269 --> 01:00:52,371
I'm the one who only fucking
cares every fucking time!

953
01:00:52,373 --> 01:00:54,509
I care and you know why I care?

954
01:01:01,648 --> 01:01:03,216
It's because I love you.

955
01:01:04,985 --> 01:01:06,453
I always have.

956
01:01:09,423 --> 01:01:11,591
As a friend.

957
01:01:12,925 --> 01:01:14,427
But as...

958
01:01:16,028 --> 01:01:18,064
as a friend...

959
01:01:20,032 --> 01:01:21,467
a friend I treasure.

960
01:01:28,106 --> 01:01:31,176
- I treasure you too, Gordie.
- Mmm.

961
01:01:52,629 --> 01:01:54,430
I got it.

962
01:01:55,331 --> 01:01:57,867
You can grab my boob right now.

963
01:01:59,235 --> 01:02:00,536
Tit for tat.

964
01:02:02,472 --> 01:02:06,106
Come on, I grabbed your tit,
you grabbed Keaton's,

965
01:02:06,108 --> 01:02:08,676
now grab mine,
a good old D.H Lawrence.

966
01:02:08,678 --> 01:02:11,044
There's really something
fucking wrong with you.

967
01:02:11,046 --> 01:02:14,280
Woah, don't get up.
Sit down.

968
01:02:14,282 --> 01:02:18,250
What? It's OK if Keats does it?

969
01:02:18,252 --> 01:02:21,588
It's fucking so funny
when Keaton does it,

970
01:02:21,590 --> 01:02:24,392
but not Gordie,
I don't let Gordie do it.

971
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:29,330
What else have you two
been up to?

972
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,031
I know.

973
01:02:34,033 --> 01:02:36,403
When you
think everyone's asleep.

974
01:02:38,138 --> 01:02:41,739
Is that it? You go up and
you live it up in Chai town?

975
01:02:41,741 --> 01:02:45,276
And you come back for who?
Not Gordie, never for Gordie.

976
01:02:45,278 --> 01:02:47,144
You come back for
your fuck buddy?

977
01:02:47,146 --> 01:02:48,681
- You're seeing things.
- Yeah.

978
01:02:50,182 --> 01:02:52,215
A lot clearer now.

979
01:02:52,217 --> 01:02:54,184
I just need you
to know something,

980
01:02:54,186 --> 01:02:55,953
look at me.

981
01:02:57,054 --> 01:02:58,122
Robin...

982
01:02:58,690 --> 01:03:02,561
I would never do
anything to hurt you.

983
01:03:04,629 --> 01:03:07,596
Never, ever.

984
01:03:07,598 --> 01:03:10,032
Never, ever

985
01:03:10,034 --> 01:03:12,637
do anything to hurt you.

986
01:03:19,209 --> 01:03:20,710
Ten years, man.

987
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,282
Ten fucking years.

988
01:03:27,717 --> 01:03:29,517
I thought you were
better than this.

989
01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:32,119
That's a sad fuckin' story.

990
01:03:40,161 --> 01:03:42,161
Find your own way back.

991
01:03:42,163 --> 01:03:43,666
I sure will!

992
01:03:45,467 --> 01:03:47,535
Meet ya at the car, Robo!

993
01:04:06,653 --> 01:04:09,621
Hey, guys.

994
01:04:09,623 --> 01:04:10,757
New plan.

995
01:04:11,758 --> 01:04:14,692
I'm not digging for
treasure anymore.

996
01:04:14,694 --> 01:04:16,660
I'm not digging my own grave.

997
01:04:16,662 --> 01:04:21,632
So, when I'm done just
fucking bury me, please!

998
01:04:21,634 --> 01:04:23,400
- Groom card.
- I'm gonna beat you

999
01:04:23,402 --> 01:04:24,835
to death with this, man.
I swear to God.

1000
01:04:24,837 --> 01:04:27,070
- I will beat you to dea...
- With that?

1001
01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:30,206
How much did you save on that
there kitty shovel, Mr. Merlot.

1002
01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:31,610
59 cents...

1003
01:04:32,644 --> 01:04:33,778
bitch

1004
01:04:37,381 --> 01:04:38,650
Robin, I'm sorry.

1005
01:05:00,303 --> 01:05:02,272
Alright, Keats.
Hang it up.

1006
01:05:03,171 --> 01:05:04,339
Yeah.

1007
01:05:06,275 --> 01:05:08,076
We're done for the day.

1008
01:05:32,132 --> 01:05:33,634
Fucking Keaton.

1009
01:05:36,570 --> 01:05:38,471
Robin!

1010
01:05:39,406 --> 01:05:41,372
- Leave no trace.
- No trace.

1011
01:05:41,374 --> 01:05:43,343
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1012
01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:51,550
Oh.

1013
01:05:52,384 --> 01:05:54,486
Hey there, guys.

1014
01:05:55,387 --> 01:05:57,121
That oughta do it.

1015
01:05:58,189 --> 01:06:01,092
Thought you guys were
gonna leave without me,

1016
01:06:01,694 --> 01:06:04,562
let me fend for myself,
just like you did last time.

1017
01:06:05,430 --> 01:06:06,930
This isn't anything
like last time.

1018
01:06:06,932 --> 01:06:08,598
Ah, no.

1019
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,199
I think it's almost
exactly like last time.

1020
01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:12,635
Just like last time,

1021
01:06:12,637 --> 01:06:15,337
I seemed to be the only one
who gives a shit.

1022
01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:17,539
The past has a funny way of

1023
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:19,541
repeating itself

1024
01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:21,676
over and over again.

1025
01:06:21,678 --> 01:06:23,812
- What the fuck is that, Gordie?
- Oh, yeah.

1026
01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:26,581
Except I loaded it this time.

1027
01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:28,683
Bullets and balls.

1028
01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:30,384
- You told us to leave no trace.
- Gordie?

1029
01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:32,453
- What the fuck are you doing?
- That's impossible.

1030
01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:34,922
- We all know that's impossible.
- There's no such thing as

1031
01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:36,690
leave no trace.

1032
01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:38,826
There's always a trace.

1033
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:41,227
Always a trace.

1034
01:06:41,229 --> 01:06:44,132
- He's been drinking Red X.
- Always a trace.

1035
01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:46,366
Ugh.

1036
01:06:46,368 --> 01:06:47,767
Uh-oh.

1037
01:06:47,769 --> 01:06:50,336
I've seen this look before.

1038
01:06:50,338 --> 01:06:51,906
The "Gordie's lost it" look.

1039
01:06:54,241 --> 01:06:55,644
Well, haven't you?

1040
01:06:57,311 --> 01:06:59,513
I don't think you've
seen me lose it, Robin.

1041
01:07:00,949 --> 01:07:02,280
At least not yet.

1042
01:07:02,282 --> 01:07:03,649
Hey.

1043
01:07:03,651 --> 01:07:05,717
- No, you don't.
- Why shouldn't I?

1044
01:07:05,719 --> 01:07:07,719
- You're not that person.
- I've already killed two,

1045
01:07:07,721 --> 01:07:09,988
- what's one more?
- What happened to you?

1046
01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:11,589
Put the fucking gun down.

1047
01:07:11,591 --> 01:07:14,859
I had a bit of a spill
back there, hurt my head

1048
01:07:14,861 --> 01:07:18,329
real bad.
It's got me seeing double.

1049
01:07:19,599 --> 01:07:20,900
Just put the fuckin' gun down.

1050
01:07:28,975 --> 01:07:30,642
Anyways.

1051
01:07:34,245 --> 01:07:35,179
Shotgun.

1052
01:07:36,682 --> 01:07:38,684
Where are ya?
There you are, little buddy.

1053
01:07:42,253 --> 01:07:44,522
Let's just get
the fuck outta here.

1054
01:07:55,432 --> 01:07:57,532
Hm, hm, hm.

1055
01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:23,591
Open the backpack.

1056
01:08:24,459 --> 01:08:26,992
- What's that?
- Do it.

1057
01:08:33,668 --> 01:08:36,636
- Just get out of here, Gordie.
- Shut up.

1058
01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:39,840
We all just wanna go home.

1059
01:08:53,352 --> 01:08:54,854
Open it up, Keats.

1060
01:09:07,031 --> 01:09:09,501
Did you have this
at the Bullitt house?

1061
01:09:13,004 --> 01:09:14,571
No.

1062
01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:21,042
I killed a man because
he accused my friend

1063
01:09:21,044 --> 01:09:22,713
of stealin' his money.

1064
01:09:25,449 --> 01:09:28,382
Didn't make a difference
whether we had the money or not,

1065
01:09:28,384 --> 01:09:32,755
they thought we did
without any proof or anything.

1066
01:09:35,391 --> 01:09:36,626
You saw him, Gordie.

1067
01:09:37,627 --> 01:09:39,729
You saw him,
he went for that rifle,

1068
01:09:40,696 --> 01:09:42,799
but you got to it first.

1069
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,301
Remember what you said to me
on the porch?

1070
01:09:46,868 --> 01:09:48,637
He was gonna shoot me.

1071
01:09:52,741 --> 01:09:54,042
You saved my life.

1072
01:09:55,043 --> 01:09:56,575
You saved me.

1073
01:09:56,577 --> 01:09:58,612
- He was gonna kill me.
- I killed him.

1074
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:00,980
Yeah.

1075
01:10:00,982 --> 01:10:03,350
Don't you get it?
The legend was real.

1076
01:10:04,819 --> 01:10:06,952
The legend was real.

1077
01:10:06,954 --> 01:10:09,957
It was real, I can't
fucking believe it myself.

1078
01:10:11,591 --> 01:10:14,425
But what was it
you said at the bar

1079
01:10:14,427 --> 01:10:16,060
about being at a crossroads?

1080
01:10:16,062 --> 01:10:18,095
You wanted to come
out in the woods

1081
01:10:18,097 --> 01:10:20,698
and look for buried treasure,
well here you go,

1082
01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:22,934
buried fucking treasure.
This right here,

1083
01:10:22,936 --> 01:10:25,071
- this is truth with a capital T.
- Stop.

1084
01:10:25,839 --> 01:10:27,573
Keaton, just stop.

1085
01:10:30,176 --> 01:10:31,610
This is a lie.

1086
01:10:32,678 --> 01:10:34,110
This is all a fucking lie,
you lied to them.

1087
01:10:34,112 --> 01:10:35,679
- You had it the whole time,
- No.

1088
01:10:35,681 --> 01:10:36,880
and then you lied to us.

1089
01:10:36,882 --> 01:10:38,681
I was going to tell you guys,

1090
01:10:38,683 --> 01:10:41,750
of course I was gonna tell you,
'cause it's our money.

1091
01:10:41,752 --> 01:10:45,754
We found it together for
Gordie's bachelor party.

1092
01:10:45,756 --> 01:10:47,024
Together.

1093
01:10:48,025 --> 01:10:49,359
Huh?

1094
01:10:51,929 --> 01:10:54,429
Yeah, and then sick shooter blew
the guy's fuckin' head off,

1095
01:10:54,431 --> 01:10:57,801
- then everything went to shit.
- What's one more exploding head?

1096
01:10:59,603 --> 01:11:03,204
You know what? Robin, you've
got blood on your hands too,

1097
01:11:03,206 --> 01:11:04,774
both of you. I didn't...

1098
01:11:05,842 --> 01:11:07,608
kill anybody.

1099
01:11:07,610 --> 01:11:10,046
- I didn't kill anybody.
- You left me alone out there.

1100
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,648
You left me alone with him.

1101
01:11:15,517 --> 01:11:18,087
Well, that's not really bein'
alone out there now, is it?

1102
01:11:20,788 --> 01:11:22,457
You know who was alone?

1103
01:11:24,993 --> 01:11:26,394
Me.

1104
01:11:27,528 --> 01:11:29,528
Ten years ago,

1105
01:11:29,530 --> 01:11:31,864
you remember that?

1106
01:11:34,668 --> 01:11:36,534
I'm driving.

1107
01:11:36,536 --> 01:11:38,870
You gotta get the car
to work first, chum.

1108
01:11:38,872 --> 01:11:40,672
Robin, you got the keys?

1109
01:11:40,674 --> 01:11:43,942
I don't think you know how
automobiles work, dumbass.

1110
01:11:43,944 --> 01:11:46,543
So what do you wanna do, Gordie?
You just wanna go camping?

1111
01:11:46,545 --> 01:11:48,545
- Come share a bottle and all?
- Yeah, sounds great.

1112
01:11:48,547 --> 01:11:50,848
I dunno if you can tell from
what I'm wearing, something

1113
01:11:50,850 --> 01:11:52,549
did fuckin' happen right here.

1114
01:11:52,551 --> 01:11:54,551
- It looks great.
- Yeah, it was a good time.

1115
01:11:54,553 --> 01:11:58,656
You know, Gordie, you were never
the same since that night.

1116
01:11:58,658 --> 01:11:59,959
Oh, yeah?

1117
01:12:02,962 --> 01:12:04,163
I mean, there were

1118
01:12:05,131 --> 01:12:06,431
glimpses of you,

1119
01:12:06,998 --> 01:12:08,833
the old you here
and there, but...

1120
01:12:10,235 --> 01:12:11,970
it changed you.

1121
01:12:12,904 --> 01:12:14,806
Tell me more, professor.

1122
01:12:21,979 --> 01:12:23,814
You know, some people...

1123
01:12:24,982 --> 01:12:27,718
can dig themselves
out of their holes.

1124
01:12:28,852 --> 01:12:30,986
Not Gordie Solomon.

1125
01:12:30,988 --> 01:12:32,989
You know I have a gun, right?

1126
01:12:34,123 --> 01:12:35,792
Huh?

1127
01:12:40,263 --> 01:12:42,832
You tell yourself
you're such a loyal,

1128
01:12:43,799 --> 01:12:46,300
caring, selfless friend.

1129
01:12:46,302 --> 01:12:47,869
What a guy.

1130
01:12:49,871 --> 01:12:51,840
So you don't have to face
what you really are.

1131
01:12:53,909 --> 01:12:55,210
And what's that?

1132
01:12:59,547 --> 01:13:00,481
A Pisces?

1133
01:13:01,649 --> 01:13:02,950
You're nothing.

1134
01:13:08,022 --> 01:13:09,522
You motherfuckers!

1135
01:13:52,096 --> 01:13:53,930
You almost hit me.

1136
01:13:56,167 --> 01:13:59,002
I can't believe she
pepper sprayed me.

1137
01:14:00,637 --> 01:14:04,607
Well, you did point a gun at her
while threatening to shoot her.

1138
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:21,956
People listen better this way.

1139
01:14:27,128 --> 01:14:28,830
Or they pepper spray you.

1140
01:14:29,864 --> 01:14:31,132
OK.

1141
01:14:31,966 --> 01:14:33,834
OK. Good point, yeah.

1142
01:14:45,045 --> 01:14:47,081
I got all I need anyways.

1143
01:14:49,982 --> 01:14:51,249
Toodle-oo.

1144
01:15:19,677 --> 01:15:21,145
You still with me?

1145
01:15:22,279 --> 01:15:23,781
Not giving up on our friends.

1146
01:15:24,348 --> 01:15:27,416
I've ruined my life on account
of my so-called friends.

1147
01:15:27,418 --> 01:15:31,053
They get to move on,
do whatever the hell they want.

1148
01:15:31,055 --> 01:15:32,356
What do I get?

1149
01:16:24,471 --> 01:16:27,673
You do realize he just walked
by a second ago, right?

1150
01:16:29,376 --> 01:16:31,110
He's lost.

1151
01:16:33,078 --> 01:16:35,314
And so are you,
you selfish asshole.

1152
01:16:36,282 --> 01:16:37,381
Yeah.

1153
01:16:37,383 --> 01:16:38,948
Well...

1154
01:16:38,950 --> 01:16:41,220
That's OK, I think Karma got me.

1155
01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:43,254
Jesus, Keaton.

1156
01:16:44,490 --> 01:16:47,225
I'm not a doctor
or anything, but...

1157
01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:50,094
I think it's a
femoral artery thing.

1158
01:16:51,229 --> 01:16:54,096
OK, we gotta get you outta here.

1159
01:16:54,098 --> 01:16:57,335
I'm not exactly out here
for the view.

1160
01:16:58,536 --> 01:17:00,335
It's not so bad actually.

1161
01:17:00,337 --> 01:17:02,070
Alright, I'm gonna go get help.

1162
01:17:02,072 --> 01:17:03,805
OK? It just might
take me a while.

1163
01:17:03,807 --> 01:17:06,141
No, what are you,
a big bad hunter now?

1164
01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:07,775
- He's not in his right mind.
- Yeah, I know.

1165
01:17:07,777 --> 01:17:10,246
That's when you need
to keep the fucking gun.

1166
01:17:16,385 --> 01:17:18,452
We lost him, didn't we?

1167
01:17:18,454 --> 01:17:20,887
I think it was just
a matter of time.

1168
01:17:24,159 --> 01:17:26,859
Look at me. Two bullets.

1169
01:17:26,861 --> 01:17:28,861
No, you keep the gun.

1170
01:17:28,863 --> 01:17:30,230
When I get back,

1171
01:17:30,232 --> 01:17:32,864
we're giving all
that money to charity.

1172
01:17:32,866 --> 01:17:35,468
- OK?
- OK.

1173
01:17:35,470 --> 01:17:37,004
OK.

1174
01:17:37,871 --> 01:17:39,139
Two bullets.

1175
01:17:55,955 --> 01:17:57,822
Just walk away, Gordie.

1176
01:18:23,481 --> 01:18:25,581
- Whoa.
- Get the fuck away, man.

1177
01:18:25,583 --> 01:18:27,817
That doesn't look
very good, Keats.

1178
01:18:31,188 --> 01:18:33,455
Now you're gonna
shoot me, is that it?

1179
01:18:33,457 --> 01:18:35,923
I don't want to, but you
kinda leave me no choice.

1180
01:18:35,925 --> 01:18:38,059
- What the fuck are you doin'?
- Who runs away

1181
01:18:38,061 --> 01:18:39,462
from a guy with a loaded gun?

1182
01:18:42,232 --> 01:18:43,533
Everybody.

1183
01:18:47,337 --> 01:18:50,103
Maybe so, but I don't
feel very comfortable

1184
01:18:50,105 --> 01:18:51,371
with you pointing that at me.

1185
01:18:51,373 --> 01:18:53,640
Yeah? Well too
fucking bad, man.

1186
01:18:53,642 --> 01:18:56,009
- Just stay where you are.
- Hand it over.

1187
01:18:56,011 --> 01:18:59,646
Keats, we talked about this,
you need bullets,

1188
01:18:59,648 --> 01:19:01,415
you need balls.

1189
01:19:01,417 --> 01:19:03,949
- Bullets.
- I will fuckin' shoot you.

1190
01:19:03,951 --> 01:19:05,051
Bullets...

1191
01:19:06,654 --> 01:19:08,256
and...

1192
01:19:09,624 --> 01:19:11,357
balls.

1193
01:19:12,893 --> 01:19:14,227
Yeah.

1194
01:19:17,964 --> 01:19:19,130
It's kind of funny,

1195
01:19:20,534 --> 01:19:23,470
I leave the gun back
there and it turns up.

1196
01:19:28,642 --> 01:19:29,875
Well...

1197
01:19:30,976 --> 01:19:32,845
I am sorry about all this.

1198
01:19:34,113 --> 01:19:35,679
Are you?

1199
01:19:35,681 --> 01:19:37,550
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

1200
01:19:39,352 --> 01:19:41,320
You're always sorry, aren't ya?

1201
01:19:42,655 --> 01:19:44,354
Yeah.

1202
01:19:48,927 --> 01:19:50,395
You took a drunk...

1203
01:19:51,529 --> 01:19:53,431
on the fuckin' bourbon trail.

1204
01:19:57,368 --> 01:19:59,203
What were you thinking?

1205
01:20:00,304 --> 01:20:02,938
What were you fuckin'
thinking, Keats?

1206
01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:06,343
I don't know.

1207
01:20:07,444 --> 01:20:09,977
I just... I don't know.

1208
01:20:09,979 --> 01:20:13,516
I don't know,
I just thought maybe...

1209
01:20:15,118 --> 01:20:18,588
things could go back to
the way they used to be.

1210
01:20:21,089 --> 01:20:23,189
Well, things

1211
01:20:23,191 --> 01:20:27,195
used to be a fucking
travesty, Scott.

1212
01:20:28,163 --> 01:20:30,130
A fuckin' travesty.

1213
01:20:30,132 --> 01:20:31,600
And you know what? For me

1214
01:20:32,534 --> 01:20:35,270
there's no such thing
as the good old days anymore.

1215
01:20:40,341 --> 01:20:41,640
Just don't

1216
01:20:41,642 --> 01:20:44,109
let me die out here
like this, OK?

1217
01:20:44,111 --> 01:20:45,613
Well...

1218
01:20:47,481 --> 01:20:49,550
We don't get much choice
in that, do we?

1219
01:20:51,652 --> 01:20:53,217
Taking this.

1220
01:20:58,124 --> 01:21:00,458
Gordie.

1221
01:21:28,186 --> 01:21:30,987
Listen to me, Gordie.
Deep down you're a good person,

1222
01:21:31,522 --> 01:21:34,122
but you're burying that
person deeper and deeper.

1223
01:21:34,124 --> 01:21:37,492
- "To thine own self be true..."
- I am not a good person!

1224
01:21:37,494 --> 01:21:40,061
Not deep down or otherwise.

1225
01:21:40,063 --> 01:21:41,298
You know what?

1226
01:21:42,566 --> 01:21:44,732
- I'm OK with that.
- That's not true.

1227
01:21:44,734 --> 01:21:48,636
You above all people have the
balls to tell me what's true?

1228
01:21:48,638 --> 01:21:50,370
You know what you are?

1229
01:21:50,372 --> 01:21:51,605
You're a figment.

1230
01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:55,077
You don't know me, Gordie!

1231
01:21:56,345 --> 01:21:58,278
You never knew
anything about me!

1232
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,246
Not my name and

1233
01:22:00,248 --> 01:22:02,016
this ridiculous accent.

1234
01:22:02,551 --> 01:22:04,584
You convinced yourself
you knew all about me

1235
01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,421
in order to make it
easier on yourself.

1236
01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:08,690
Or perhaps to make it harder.

1237
01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:11,524
You don't know me
any better than

1238
01:22:11,526 --> 01:22:13,394
the way in which
you know yourself.

1239
01:22:14,228 --> 01:22:16,563
So who are you, Gordon Solomon?

1240
01:22:22,236 --> 01:22:23,570
I'm Gordie Solomon...

1241
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,542
and I'm an alcoholic.

1242
01:22:49,094 --> 01:22:50,428
Hm, hm.

1243
01:22:56,568 --> 01:22:58,369
Wasn't able to fix this.

1244
01:23:01,672 --> 01:23:02,671
Wait.

1245
01:23:02,673 --> 01:23:04,206
You need your friends.

1246
01:23:04,208 --> 01:23:05,674
I need you.

1247
01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:07,342
You need your friends, Gordie!

1248
01:23:11,381 --> 01:23:12,613
I need you!

1249
01:23:21,391 --> 01:23:23,858
Hey, buddy. You OK?

1250
01:23:23,860 --> 01:23:26,593
Can you hear me?
You alright? OK.

1251
01:23:26,595 --> 01:23:27,895
I'm gonna get you
some help, OK?

1252
01:23:27,897 --> 01:23:30,263
Can you tell me
what your name is?

1253
01:23:30,265 --> 01:23:31,364
Hang on, OK?

1254
01:23:35,303 --> 01:23:37,303
Wayne, hang on for me, OK?

1255
01:23:37,305 --> 01:23:39,806
I am so sorry, I was just
trying to get my friends home.

1256
01:23:39,808 --> 01:23:43,711
No, Wayne.
Look at me. Hold on.

1257
01:24:46,870 --> 01:24:48,504
Gordie?

1258
01:25:12,827 --> 01:25:14,393
Wayne?

1259
01:25:19,266 --> 01:25:20,634
Wayne?

1260
01:25:27,541 --> 01:25:29,275
Wayne!

1261
01:25:32,712 --> 01:25:34,578
Should we get
out of the street?

1262
01:25:35,682 --> 01:25:37,615
We might get hit.

1263
01:25:40,853 --> 01:25:42,687
You need your friends, Gordie!

1264
01:25:42,689 --> 01:25:44,889
Gordie!

1265
01:25:44,891 --> 01:25:47,024
We'll find it this time, guys.

1266
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:49,959
You saw him, Gordie.

1267
01:25:49,961 --> 01:25:52,495
- Hell or high water.
- I never keep 'em loaded.

1268
01:25:52,497 --> 01:25:54,631
- You went for that rifle...
- Where did you serve?

1269
01:25:54,633 --> 01:25:56,565
You got to it first.

1270
01:25:56,567 --> 01:26:00,671
We're just havin' some fun for
old Gordo's bachelor party.

1271
01:26:01,639 --> 01:26:04,473
- Sad.
- Always sorry.

1272
01:26:04,475 --> 01:26:05,841
Keep it bottled up.

1273
01:26:05,843 --> 01:26:07,409
Some bachelor party.

1274
01:26:08,846 --> 01:26:10,378
Gordie Solomon.

1275
01:26:10,380 --> 01:26:11,714
Robin!

1276
01:26:47,348 --> 01:26:48,481
Gotcha.

1277
01:26:48,483 --> 01:26:51,349
Oh, God. What did you do to him?

1278
01:26:51,351 --> 01:26:52,987
Oh, yeah, this.

1279
01:26:53,921 --> 01:26:55,622
He's probably dead by now.

1280
01:26:57,624 --> 01:26:59,457
Let's get a look at you.

1281
01:27:00,961 --> 01:27:02,261
Wow.

1282
01:27:03,362 --> 01:27:06,332
I'm not even gonna ask how...
And there's so many.

1283
01:27:07,399 --> 01:27:10,603
You are gonna have
some mighty bad scars.

1284
01:27:11,403 --> 01:27:12,338
Yeah.

1285
01:27:13,773 --> 01:27:16,575
Yeah, you are never
gonna be the same

1286
01:27:17,342 --> 01:27:18,709
again.

1287
01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:21,744
Please just leave me alone.

1288
01:27:21,746 --> 01:27:24,382
- What's that?
- Leave me alone!

1289
01:27:30,789 --> 01:27:32,824
Do you even know
what his name was?

1290
01:27:34,691 --> 01:27:36,393
- What?
- Wayne!

1291
01:27:37,028 --> 01:27:40,495
His name was Wayne.
If I hadn't buried him

1292
01:27:40,497 --> 01:27:43,431
the last ten years would've
been a little bit different.

1293
01:27:43,433 --> 01:27:44,900
Mm-hmm.

1294
01:27:44,902 --> 01:27:46,802
You and Keats get to go
on your merry little way,

1295
01:27:46,804 --> 01:27:48,904
live your lovely little lives.

1296
01:27:48,906 --> 01:27:50,706
You know what I got?

1297
01:27:52,742 --> 01:27:54,010
Guilt.

1298
01:27:56,846 --> 01:27:57,778
But not anymore.

1299
01:28:05,054 --> 01:28:08,755
This is where I say "I'm sorry",
but I think we both know that

1300
01:28:08,757 --> 01:28:10,425
I don't mean it.

1301
01:28:27,675 --> 01:28:28,639
Son of a...

1302
01:28:43,655 --> 01:28:45,022
If this works,

1303
01:28:45,024 --> 01:28:46,923
we'll never see
each other again.

1304
01:28:50,929 --> 01:28:52,431
- Are you done?
- Yeah.

1305
01:28:55,067 --> 01:28:57,834
You don't always
have to shoot the rooster.

1306
01:28:57,836 --> 01:28:59,668
I'll just have
to see about that.

1307
01:29:07,044 --> 01:29:09,814
You don't always have
to shoot the rooster.

1308
01:31:09,157 --> 01:31:11,893
They're lucky to have you
in those meetings, you know?

1309
01:31:13,161 --> 01:31:15,761
Old Gordie, you're
the best listener I know.

1310
01:31:15,763 --> 01:31:16,795
What's that?

1311
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,235
Yeah, all I'm doin'
right now is listening.

1312
01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:26,173
Haven't had the nerve yet
to start talkin' myself.

1313
01:31:28,976 --> 01:31:31,243
Well, don't keep it
all bottled up.

1314
01:31:31,245 --> 01:31:32,810
Did you guys order without me?

1315
01:31:32,812 --> 01:31:34,579
Look who it is.

1316
01:31:34,581 --> 01:31:36,781
- We figured we'd wait for ya.
- To pay!

1317
01:31:36,783 --> 01:31:40,617
To pay? Oh, gosh. Let's see
what's on the menu then.

1318
01:31:40,619 --> 01:31:42,253
Tap water and peanuts.

1319
01:31:42,255 --> 01:31:44,155
- For everybody!
- What a guy!

1320
01:31:44,157 --> 01:31:45,989
Look at me, I'm so generous.

1321
01:31:45,991 --> 01:31:47,657
- I'm hungry.
- What do you want there?

1322
01:31:47,659 --> 01:31:49,327
- I don't know.
- I don't know if you knew this,

1323
01:31:49,329 --> 01:31:51,128
but they actually
increase the prices.

1324
01:31:51,130 --> 01:31:53,063
- They jack 'em up on holidays.
- No, they don't.

1325
01:31:53,065 --> 01:31:54,798
- Especially New Year.
- You always say that.

1326
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:57,934
- And they give you less.
- They might be doin' the draft.

1327
01:31:57,936 --> 01:31:59,238
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1328
01:32:02,006 --> 01:32:03,806
Well, I'm glad I'm a woman.

1329
01:32:03,808 --> 01:32:07,777
Yeah, I hope they diagnose me
with flat feet or somethin'.

1330
01:32:09,380 --> 01:32:11,880
What do you say, guys?
Onion rings before midnight?

1331
01:32:11,882 --> 01:32:13,315
No!

1332
01:32:13,317 --> 01:32:15,150
- Cheese sticks?
- Yes!

1333
01:32:15,152 --> 01:32:16,818
- Cheese sticks!
- Get two orders.

1334
01:32:16,820 --> 01:32:18,019
Before or after midnight?

1335
01:32:18,021 --> 01:32:19,354
It's two minutes to midnight.

1336
01:32:19,356 --> 01:32:21,689
- You gotta be shittin' me.
- No.

1337
01:32:21,691 --> 01:32:23,158
My watch says ten-forty...

1338
01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:25,626
- Fucking yard sales, motherfu...
- Yard sales.

1339
01:32:25,628 --> 01:32:27,761
Hey, you know a broken
watch is right twice a day?

1340
01:32:27,763 --> 01:32:29,963
Yeah, it is and it's wrong
every other time.

1341
01:32:29,965 --> 01:32:31,901
You guys ever think
about what we did?

1342
01:32:41,643 --> 01:32:45,211
Hey, let's ring in 1968
and we'll talk about that.

1343
01:32:45,213 --> 01:32:47,246
- Later, OK?
- Yeah.

1344
01:32:47,248 --> 01:32:49,317
- Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.
- No, it's...

1345
01:32:53,388 --> 01:32:57,191
- Save me some cheese sticks, OK?
- Yeah, sure thing.

1346
01:33:04,331 --> 01:33:07,332
God. Another year. Flies by.

1347
01:33:07,334 --> 01:33:09,867
Yeah, it's hard to believe.

1348
01:33:09,869 --> 01:33:11,237
1968.

1349
01:33:15,308 --> 01:33:16,807
Well...

1350
01:33:16,809 --> 01:33:19,343
1968. Hey...

1351
01:33:19,345 --> 01:33:22,079
I'm gonna go. You know the
whole small bladder thing.

1352
01:33:22,081 --> 01:33:23,947
Another year down,
another year to go.

1353
01:33:23,949 --> 01:33:26,084
- Here we go.
- One day at a time.

1354
01:33:36,128 --> 01:33:38,694
Ten, nine,

1355
01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:40,829
eight, seven,

1356
01:33:40,831 --> 01:33:43,165
six, five,

1357
01:33:43,167 --> 01:33:45,801
four, three,

1358
01:34:07,122 --> 01:34:09,990
Why are Irish songs
always so sad?

1359
01:34:14,643 --> 01:34:19,643
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