Feast of the Seven Fishes (2019)

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[Whirring]

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[Christmas music playing]

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[music playing only]

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[rock and roll playing]

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It smells wonderful, yeah?
Right?

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Hey, Michelangelo, we
got deliveries.

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Hey, cuz.

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Hey, hey.

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Some chooch is having

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a little Christmas party over at
the bar,

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a bunch of capicola, salami,
and cheese and shit.

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Free drafts. You wanna come?

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I can't. I gotta work.

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- We're real busy at the store,
you know?

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- Just get your brother to cover
for you.

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Okay, I tell you what.
You see him, you let me know.

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- All right. I'll see you.
- All right. I'll see you.

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Oh, hey, I'm taking Sarah
to the Melody tonight.

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- You wanna come with us?
- Isn't it a date?

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Well, when it gets to the part
of the date

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that only requires two,

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I'm gonna cut you loose.
Come on.

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But, for real, you
should come with us.

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I mean, this is a situation
you have to take advantage of.

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- What situation?
- Do you know those chicks

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that, uh, went away to college,
the ones we never get to see?

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Well, they're gonna be
coming out tonight.

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And they're gonna be horny
for the holidays.

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You really put a lot of
thought into this.

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Yes, I did put a lot of
thought into this.

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Only, I realized it too late,

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made plans with Sarah
before I did all the math.

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I know. Anyway, tonight,
that thing is a lock.

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That old Christmas magic, huh?

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I'm telling you, man. You laugh,
but first she jingles the bells.

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Then it's away to the manger,

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and then it's joy to the world,
baby.

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Like a Bing Crosby
Christmas special.

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Bing Crosby's ass.

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This is the Angelo Christmas
show,

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featuring special guest star Mr.
Boner.

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I'll pick you up around 9:00?

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Yeah, it sounds great and all,
Angelo,

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but, uh, no, I don't think so.

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What do you mean, "No,
I don't--"

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- Come on! Let's go!
- I got in.

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Art school.

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This is fantastic. To celebrate.
Come on!

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There's nothing to celebrate,
'cause, uh...

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it's not happening.

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It's expensive as hell.
I-- I don't see a point.

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Well, I got an idea.
Why don't we go out tonight

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and just drown your sorrows
with some alcohol?

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Huh?

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All right.

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- I'll see you at 9:00.

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- All right, I'll see you at
9:00.

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- Hey, you know what else is
9:00?

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- What?

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- Mr. Boner.
- I'm gonna change my mind.

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- All right, I'll see you.
- All right, I'll see you.

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Hey, Tony!

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- What are you doing?
- I'm working.

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- I gotta get back to the store.
- Meet me at the side door.

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- I want you to try something.
- Ah, I gotta get back.

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It's-- Just do what I say,
all right? Side door.

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[Sighs]

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You know,
Dad's gonna kill me, Pap.

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I still got a ton of deliveries.

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He works for me, God damn it.
Come here.

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I want you to try something.

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- Hey, Grandma.
- Hey.

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- How you doing?
- Want something to eat?

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- No, I'm okay. I really gotta
get to work.

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- All right, I'll make you
something.

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Oh, boy. Just you wait.

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Ha ha.

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- Yeah.
- Homemade?

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Louie made it. Go ahead. Try it.

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Ah, it's pretty cloudy, Pap.
I don't know

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if he ran it through all
the way.

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Don't be a baby.
Take a sip of that. Go ahead.

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Come on.

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- Ah?
- [Coughing]

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Ah? Yeah.

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No. Jesus.

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It's good, ain't it?

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Maybe for cleaning
battery terminals.

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- Ah, it's delicious.
- [Woman] Ahh! Hah hah!

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Is that Nonnie?

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- [Woman murmuring]
- Non?

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- Ma, what's the matter?
- Ahh! Hah hah!

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- Non, you all right?
- I'm coming!

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He cheat with the
no-good <i>puttane,</i>

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and his wife has a baby
in the car in the snow.

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- Jesus Christ.
- [Wails]

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You gave me a heart attack.

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And he no there to take
her to hospital.

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Son of a bitch!

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Beth! Telephone!

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Who is it?

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She didn't say.

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Hello.

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<i>Hey, baby.</i>

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<i>Beth?</i>

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What?

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I miss you.

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Then, maybe you should have done
what you said you were gonna do.

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Yeah, I know. I know. That's,
um--

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That's why I'm calling.

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Oh, y-you're coming?

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No, no, no. But I've already
talked to your mom a little bit,

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<i>softened her up.</i>

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<i>I'm pretty sure she's gonna let</i>
<i>you go.</i>

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No, I-- I don't ski, Prentice.

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You could take lessons, okay?

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They're calling for a huge snow.
It's gonna be amazing.

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<i>That's besides the point.</i>

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You promised you were gonna
come, and you didn't.

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- Beth, just listen to me.
- You made your choice.

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<i>- I'm gonna go.</i>
- Beth--

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- Merry Christmas, Prentice.
- [Hangs up]

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Was that really necessary?

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I know you and Dad
sacrificed a lot

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so that I could go to private
school.

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But now I'm beginning
to think it's all

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about me finding a rich husband.

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Oh, that's ridiculous.

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I don't think it's ridiculous
to ask

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my boyfriend to keep his word.

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He's young. He wanted
to go skiing with his friends.

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You mean like
how men from your generation

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wanted to hang out with their
friends and not their wives.

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Yeah, no-- no, thanks.

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Where are you going?

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I'm going to hang out
with my friends.

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[Rock and roll playing]

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[car horn honks]

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Watch it, Princess!

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[Beth] I didn't see you!

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<i>¶ And nobody's gonna go</i>
<i>to school today ¶</i>

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<i>¶ She's gonna make them</i>
<i>stay at home... ¶</i>

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Okay, wait a second.

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He blows off Christmas with you
to go skiing?

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- Yep.
- What a prick.

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Okay, try telling
that to my mom.

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I swear he could murder
somebody,

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and she'd say it was okay

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- just because he's rich.
- How rich?

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Very rich.

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What's his dad do?

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Uh, spends Christmas in Europe,
for one thing.

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I don't really know exactly,

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though it's big Philadelphia
money.

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Well, for what it's worth,

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my mom would definitely love it
if I married a rich guy.

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[Laughs] I just--

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I'm not-- I'm not looking
to punish him for being rich.

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I just-- [sighs]

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Sarah, I want to be appreciated.

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I don't wanna be bought
and stuck on a shelf.

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Hey, I get it, but, um...

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would you let him rent you?

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- Sarah, stop.
- What?!

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I'm just saying we all end up
charging for it in the end.

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Some of us just don't
charge enough.

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- Well, apparently I charge too
much.

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- Hmm.

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Want to forget about him?

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I don't know.

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I'm not talking about
permanently.

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Just temporarily.

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Hey, Frankie, you wanna
try this wine?

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I'm in no hurry to go blind.

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Carmine, you drink that shit,
you're gonna wind up

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with a tin cup and a cane
selling pencils under a bridge.

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So you don't want any?

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[Laughs]

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- [train horn blowing]
- You know what kills my stomach?

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Bourbon. Stuff drives me crazy.

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Oh, well, I-- I got a
remedy for that.

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What?

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Don't drink bourbon.

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- [Car horn honks]
- Oh. Very funny.

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Tell me when to laugh.

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The next time I gotta take you
to the emergency room

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because you're pissing blood.

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Is that Tony's girl over there,
Katie?

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Ex. He broke that up months ago.
Where you been?

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Ah, nobody tells me nothin'.

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Company she's keeping,
he's better off.

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<i>Marone,</i> she is stacked.

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Carmine, please. We went
to this kid's christening,

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for Christ's sakes.

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You think Tony was boning her?

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"Boning"?

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You're such a poet, Carmine.

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Definitely.

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[Carmine] She is stacked.

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Same as how the old ladies,

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they still read the tea leaves
a-and worry about the evil eye.

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I mean, we-- we talk about

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a high school football game
from--

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from, say, 1964
as if it were the moon walk.

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You know, two guys
drive to Wheeling to gamble

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a-and visit a cathouse,
and we turn it into <i>The Odyssey.</i>

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You know, we make it
larger than life.

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Places like Greentown,

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we-- we grow our own
mythologies.

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We're tribal like that.

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Uh, Chicky, one more beer,
please.

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Can't you see I'm busy?

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Get it yourself.

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Excuse me. [Clears throat]

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I mean, think about the Feast.

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We make that larger than life,

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because, on Christmas Eve in
this town, everybody is Italian

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or thinks they are.

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I mean, do most people even know
why they do it, really?

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No. It d-- It doesn't matter.

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They just know that they
have to do it.

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I-It's like we got one foot
in America in the present

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and another in Europe in the
past,

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and we just-- we obsess on all
of it.

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You obsess, Juke.

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The rest of us really
don't give a shit.

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Eh, not true.
I think I get what he's saying.

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We really do have, um,
what do you call it?

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- Oral traditions.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- Kind of like how folks

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always say you can never find
a girlfriend for Christmas.

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Yeah, well, you'll find
out as you

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get older just how seriously bad
it is

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not to have someone
to share Christmas with.

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Even if you end up

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breaking up with them by
New Year's.

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- [Clatter]
- Aah! Shit!

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God damn it!

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[Laughing]

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Mark my words.

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In 15 years, you're gonna
be sitting here,

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laughing about that.

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[Speaking Italian]

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Chicky, are you all right?

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Damn son of a bitch.

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[Christmas instrumental playing]

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Calculus wasn't this hard.

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That's just the
cannabis talking.

249
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,178
Yens know what you want yet?

250
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,947
- Um...
- Um...

251
00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:25,950
I'm thirsty.

252
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,986
[Both laugh]

253
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,022
I don't sell thirsty.

254
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,091
I sell pop and chocolate milk.

255
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,995
We'll have two pepperoni rolls

256
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,431
with sauce.

257
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,799
And cheese

258
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,134
and two Cokes.

259
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,072
[Funk instrumental playing]

260
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,875
I can't believe how hungry I am.

261
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,078
Really?

262
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,380
I forgot.

263
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,781
We're going out tonight.

264
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,083
- No. Mm-mm.
- Yes, we are. Yes.

265
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,151
I don't wanna go and
get groped by a bunch

266
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,453
of uneducated townies. No.

267
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:03,154
Um, thank you.

268
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,057
- I didn't mean you.
- Well, that's a relief,

269
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,727
because I'd hate to be thought
of as uneducated.

270
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,929
- Groper, that's okay.
- Please don't bust on me.

271
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,865
I'm too high. [Laughs]

272
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,900
[laughs] You've become a snob.

273
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,769
- What? No, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.

274
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,771
Going Ivy League does not
automatically make you a snob.

275
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,623
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

276
00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:23,474
So, like, did you take
a special workshop class...

277
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,410
- Listen. Listen.
- To become a...

278
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,046
Whenever I come back here, it's
like I'm in,

279
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,948
like-- like a different country.

280
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,118
Like, even, like, here,
like, in my own home.

281
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,454
You're really high.

282
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,191
[Both snickering]

283
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,128
Wait a second.

284
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,195
I been meaning to tell you.

285
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,064
I've been dating this guy.

286
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,799
- What?
- His name is Angelo,

287
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,234
and he's got this cousin.

288
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,504
- No.
- He's cute, and he's nice,

289
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,073
and he's smart. His name
is Tony Oliverio.

290
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,443
- [Groans]
- Listen.

291
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,812
There's worse ways to spend the
holidays than with a cute guy.

292
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:05,383
I could just introduce you guys
to each other,

293
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,252
see if you hit it off,

294
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:10,255
and, if you don't, you could
dump him after New Year's

295
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:13,458
from the safety and comfort
of your ivory, white tower

296
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,461
miles and miles away.

297
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,997
[Sighs] Fine.

298
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,966
[Train horn blowing]

299
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,103
- The hell have you been, shit
stain?

300
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,455
- Ow!

301
00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:27,806
We're busting ass in there!
We could use some help!

302
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,140
Kiss my ass, man.

303
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,375
Say that again.

304
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,177
- Kiss my ass.
- You wanna die?

305
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,880
Hey, yens knock off
the grab-ass.

306
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,248
Tony, you gotta run stuff
up to Miceli's.

307
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,017
Why don't you make him
do it for once?

308
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,886
If I want any shit from you,
I'll squeeze your head.

309
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,489
- Why do you gotta be so hard on
him?

310
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,124
- Well, you never make him do
anything.

311
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,892
- He's a kid.
- Dad, when I was his age,

312
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,427
you worked me like a dog.

313
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:53,131
Tony, someday this place
will be yours.

314
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,365
You gotta take care of it.

315
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,334
And, anyway, he'll
work soon enough.

316
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,436
Now take Miceli's their stuff,
and knock off.

317
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,504
Tony...

318
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,341
go have some fun tonight, huh?

319
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,542
- Thanks, Dad.
- Ah.

320
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,185
What are you doing, you
Tobacco Roader?

321
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,486
Nothing.

322
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,422
So we're going over to your
grandpa's,

323
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,157
help with the fish for tomorrow.

324
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,291
You-- You wanna come?

325
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,926
- Sure.
- Get in.

326
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,429
Hey, Uncle Frankie, when are
you gonna teach me

327
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,496
how to make money on
the parlays?

328
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,265
Uh, never. What are you, crazy?

329
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,633
- Come on.
- Save your money.

330
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,968
I can't teach you.

331
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,136
I-It's something
you're born with.

332
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,038
You bet the Steelers last week,
right?

333
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,990
- Yeah, sure.

334
00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:37,941
- Only an idiot makes that kind
of bet!

335
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,111
- I bet the Steelers.
- Which proves my point.

336
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,347
Your problem is, is you're
betting with your heart,

337
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,149
not your head.

338
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,950
Yeah, but they're my team.
Plus they played Browns.

339
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,385
- I can't--
- Can't bet on the Browns.

340
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,053
Then, you don't make the bet!

341
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,255
You're an idiot.

342
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,523
It's not your fault.

343
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,994
You take after Uncle Carmine's
side of the gene pool.

344
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,529
But that gene pool also comes
with a good head of hair.

345
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,398
[Big band music playing]

346
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,136
[Carmine] Oh ho!

347
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,504
Oh, look who decided to show up.

348
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,039
- Yeah.

349
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,573
- I gave youse up for dead, you
know.

350
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,976
Well, I had to make a few stops.

351
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:14,212
- Yens eat yet?
- No.

352
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,980
I made some pasta.

353
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,081
[Carmine] I could eat.

354
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,089
What?

355
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,976
Nothin'.

356
00:15:27,977 --> 00:15:29,994
No, no, no, no. Don't say,
"Nothin'."

357
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,496
I know that look, John. What?

358
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,264
Nothin'. Just figured, you know,

359
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,233
you'd pick up a little V.O.,
is all.

360
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,969
When did he ask for V.O.?
You never asked for V.O.!

361
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,955
When did he ask for V.O.?

362
00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:41,940
- I heard "V.O."
- How could you hear "V.O."?

363
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,574
Your head's so far up his ass,
you can't hear nothin'!

364
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,293
- I heard "V.O."
- You know, you--

365
00:15:45,294 --> 00:15:47,011
Little V.O. It's the holidays.
I want a little V.O.

366
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,346
- Yeah, I know, but you gotta ask
for it...

367
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,814
- Is that such a big deal?

368
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,281
One thing I ask for!
That's all. One thing!

369
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,951
- You don't dri--
- Sit down. Just sit down.

370
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:53,969
- We'll eat.
- All right, but, uh...

371
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:54,986
- Grab the pasta, will you,
sweetheart?

372
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,122
- I would have got it. On my--

373
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,257
I would have got it for you.
I would love to get it for you.

374
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,626
I didn't know you drank it.
I only known you 66 years.

375
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,594
- You didn't know he drank it?
- It's true.

376
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,431
Here. Have some of this.
It's served me very well.

377
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,467
- I can go get it.
- Ma!

378
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,536
- Come on down! Eat!
- [Frankie] Carmine, go get her.

379
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,106
- Carry her down.
- [Carmine] Hey, Ma!

380
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,542
- She's deaf! Go get her!
- Ma!

381
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,446
I thawed out them fish
you caught last summer.

382
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,515
I figured we'd start out
cleaning 'em first.

383
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,583
Can I help?

384
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,318
Ah.

385
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,756
Hope the baccala is better than
last year. That was a bad batch.

386
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,092
The fish wasn't bad.

387
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,227
Johnny, he didn't change
the water enough.

388
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,729
It was too salty.

389
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:38,463
You live here?

390
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,998
- I used to.

391
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,532
- How do you know how much I
changed it?

392
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,768
Because I could taste it.
It was too salty.

393
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,303
And Ma said so. Ask her.

394
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,405
I don't have to ask Ma.
That was delicious fish.

395
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,107
Yeah, if you like salt.

396
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,376
You gonna help cook, Nonnie?

397
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:55,313
No. I cook enough for them
when they was boys.

398
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,547
How's the pasta, Ma?

399
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,350
It's fine...

400
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,619
if you like it like that.

401
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,688
[Rock and roll playing]

402
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,425
So, Sarah, how do you
know this girl?

403
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,794
Uh, we were both summer camp
counselors at Chestnut Ridge,

404
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,462
- the summer after high school.
- Yeah.

405
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,197
Then she went off Ivy League.

406
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,566
And she lived here the whole
time, and nobody ever knew her.

407
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,734
Well, her mom sent her to
some private

408
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,047
school near Pittsburgh.

409
00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:19,359
Well, we went to private school.

410
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,671
We didn't have to go all the
way to Pittsburgh to do it.

411
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,672
- Well, it wasn't like Catholic
School.

412
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,673
- What?

413
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:23,673
She, uh, didn't get her ass

414
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,476
beaten by a nun every five
minutes?

415
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,678
Angelo, you used to get whipped
so much by Sister Vivian,

416
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,414
I got to thinking you
actually liked it a little bit.

417
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,583
Hey, to tell you the truth, I
used to think I could

418
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,185
give her a heart attack.

419
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,687
Seriously. I thought she'd

420
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,188
swing that paddle one too many
times,

421
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,689
boom, her heart would just pop
right out of her chest.

422
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,490
Oh? But...

423
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,592
- But then, later on, I used
to...

424
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,194
- That's not funny

425
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,795
think, like, maybe it was
a workout for her, you know,

426
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,064
like the more that she beat me,

427
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,298
the better shape she was getting
in,

428
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,599
so I was kind of
helping her out.

429
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,268
It was the Christian
thing to do.

430
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,436
Oh.

431
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,405
- So this girl, Beth...
- Beth. Uh-huh.

432
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,606
Is she getting extra credit

433
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,341
for anthropology class or
something,

434
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,143
observing townies
in their natural habitat?

435
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,513
Maybe she's trying to check out
our mating rituals. Yay.

436
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,515
Well, why don't you both ask her
for yourselves?

437
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,185
She's waiting right up
at the corner.

438
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,526
- Hey.
- Hi.

439
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,465
Hi.

440
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,266
Hi.

441
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:26,404
Beth Claremont, this is Angelo
Bettanti and Tony Oliverio.

442
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,745
<i>¶ I just don't feel the same ¶</i>

443
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:38,483
<i>¶ Now that it's Christmas ¶</i>

444
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,151
<i>- ¶ Left me alone... ¶</i>
- Beautiful.

445
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,436
- Oh, my God.

446
00:18:41,437 --> 00:18:42,720
- Reddy Kilowatt's wet dream,
guys.

447
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,389
- No.
- It's true. That's Christmas.

448
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,859
If I'm Santa Claus,
I go, "Donner, Blitzen,

449
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,594
the house with the lights,
they care.

450
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,362
Everybody else's presents
can wait."

451
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,431
What do you think, Beth?

452
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,633
Uh, I mean, I-- I don't know.

453
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,435
I prefer something
a little more understated,

454
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,203
like all white lights.

455
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,707
Understated? The fat guy
sneaks into your house and

456
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,808
gives your kids presents.

457
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,476
You want understated? No.

458
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,279
It's red, it's green,
and a little bit of white,

459
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,480
or it's not Christmas.

460
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:14,819
- He means tasteful.
<i>- ¶ Now that it's Christmas ¶</i>

461
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:19,490
<i>¶ Guess I'll be crying ¶</i>

462
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,726
<i>¶ Now that it's Christmas ¶</i>

463
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:28,199
Gram? You smoke?

464
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,267
For 50 years.

465
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,202
Can I have one?

466
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,238
Hell, no.

467
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,273
All right, why don't you come
inside? It's freezing out here.

468
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,941
'Cause of that old
lady up there.

469
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,544
She's thinks only a <i>p--</i>

470
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,678
only bad women smoke.

471
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,947
Yeah, but it's your house.

472
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,750
Well, when she moved in,
I knew it would bother her,

473
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:49,253
so I hid it just to
keep the peace.

474
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:52,757
I figured she's older than dirt.
How long could she live?

475
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,261
She's never gonna die.

476
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:02,200
Okay. Well, I better get back in
there and clean some fish.

477
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,505
Even though Christmas has
evolved into more than

478
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,357
its original meaning,

479
00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:11,208
I don't think the evolution
has been all that bad.

480
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,978
I mean, commercialism is...

481
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,347
- I don't know what I'm trying to
say.

482
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,082
- No, no, I know what you mean.

483
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,816
It's sort of like, uh,
Christmas is this blank canvas,

484
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,953
and everybody uses it
to work out their feelings

485
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,955
of family and hope
and nostalgia.

486
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,324
Hey, Tony, you know I love you,
right?

487
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,558
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

488
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,227
What the hell are you talking
about right now?

489
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,779
- [Laughs]
- We're just saying--

490
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,330
- We're having a conversation.
- No, no, no, no, no.

491
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,532
That wasn't a real question,
okay? My real question is,

492
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,733
do you have an Excedrin?

493
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,635
Because you're making my head
hurt.

494
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,271
- What the hell is "nostalgia"?
- [Chuckles]

495
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,348
[rock and roll playing]

496
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,783
Porter!

497
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,919
Let me get two pitchers
and four glasses!

498
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,621
You guys grab a table.

499
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,322
I'll be right there, okay?

500
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,828
Tony, you remember this song?

501
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,497
- Uh-huh.
- Look at that.

502
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,266
- Mm.
- There it is.

503
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,602
Huh? Huh?

504
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,937
Oh, she likes it.

505
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,739
- She likes it.

506
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,540
- So, uh, Angelo's your best
friend?

507
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:17,975
Cousin. Yeah.

508
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,482
If he wasn't, there's no way
I'd hang out with him.

509
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,820
There are certain things about
you I don't like anymore.

510
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,023
You're still my cousin,
but this taste of music,

511
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:33,624
- I don't understand it.
- I'm just saying

512
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,593
there's some really interesting
new stuff out there,

513
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,029
like the Talking Heads,
Elvis Costello.

514
00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:39,964
Elvis Coste-- I'm sorry.

515
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,600
What self-respecting Italian
mother names their kid Elvis?

516
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,202
He's not Italian. He's British.
It's different.

517
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,803
You should try these guys, man.
You would like 'em, really.

518
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,371
- I'm not gonna tr--
- Don't get me wrong.

519
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:48,938
I'll always love the Stones,
and I'll love Springsteen,

520
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,541
but I'm just saying,
some of the stuff

521
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,976
I used to listen to,
now I don't know.

522
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,711
I don't know how I ever did,
like Boston.

523
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,179
- Ohh!
- Like Boston, what?

524
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,646
- Tony, don't get me started.
- Like Boston.

525
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,049
- I can't listen to 'em anymore.
- Blasphemy.

526
00:21:58,051 --> 00:21:59,850
All right, well, hold on,
'cause it gets a lot worse.

527
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,820
I can't listen to Rush any more,
either, or Triumph.

528
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,954
- You're gonna go to Hell.
- All right.

529
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,456
You're going straight to Hell.

530
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,058
There'll be good music,
at least.

531
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:10,428
Juke, please, can you come over
here and distract me from Tony?

532
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,629
'Cause he's gone crazy.
Merry Christmas.

533
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,598
- Hello. Season's greetings, all.
- Hey.

534
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,401
Uh, Anthony, I spent the
afternoon w-with your brother.

535
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:18,803
Oh, no. My condolences.

536
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,972
I tried to educate him on some
of the mysteries of life.

537
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,507
Yeah? How'd it go?

538
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,775
The jury's still out.

539
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,944
I did loan him my copy
of <i>Siddhartha,</i>

540
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:30,915
but I think he found the lack
of pictures somewhat daunting.

541
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,853
Uh, Tony, you gonna introduce me
to the lovely young lady?

542
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,989
Oh. Uh, Beth Claremont,
Juke Jakowski,

543
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,658
philosopher king of Greentown.

544
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,726
- Hi.
- Hi.

545
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,694
It's a pleasure to meet you.

546
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,530
So you, uh, got a
girlfriend lately, Juke?

547
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,467
Oh, girlfriend? Who needs a
girlfriend in this,

548
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,369
the season of brotherly love?

549
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:54,038
See? Brotherly love. That
explains it all.

550
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,674
- You're a fruit.
- [Groaning]

551
00:22:56,676 --> 00:23:00,511
Angelo, your wit is exceeded in
size only by your penis.

552
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,579
[Laughing]

553
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,848
And, even then, only just.

554
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,151
It's okay that you don't know
what that means.

555
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,120
I'm gonna go play some pool

556
00:23:09,122 --> 00:23:11,722
and, uh, cheat Tylko
out of his Christmas bonus.

557
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,824
Uh, I'll see you guys
tomorrow night

558
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,426
- for Seven Fishes.
- You got it.

559
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,961
- Beth, it was very lovely to
meet you.

560
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:17,828
- Nice to meet you.

561
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,864
- All right, Juke.
- Bye.

562
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,966
- Oh, wow. That guy is a trip.
- Right.

563
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,667
And so well read and
well spoken,

564
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,836
but he looks like he's been
working on cars for a living.

565
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,505
He does work on cars
for a living.

566
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:30,541
Yeah, not Fords or foreigns.
It's kinda weird like that.

567
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,909
- Did he say I had a small penis?
- Yeah.

568
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:32,977
- Is that what he just said?

569
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,044
- No, he said you had small
penis.

570
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,980
Sure did. Mm-hmm.

571
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,148
You wanna go play some pool?

572
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:39,183
Sure. Let's go, baby dick.

573
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,584
You guys-- What?!

574
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,786
[Both snickering]

575
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,587
Is this a thing now?

576
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,456
Do you guys wanna play
pool with us?

577
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,524
- No, no.
- No.

578
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,927
Ohh. Come on.

579
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,128
After you.

580
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,032
Tell her it's not true.

581
00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:00,037
And what-- what was Juke
talking about, Seven...

582
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,071
- The Seven Fishes?
- Yeah.

583
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,473
The Feast of the Seven Fishes,

584
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:03,874
it's something we do every
Christmas Eve.

585
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,910
I mean, all the Italians
around here do it.

586
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,512
What? Eat seven kinds of fish?

587
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,614
We have seven--
Or we're supposed to.

588
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,716
We honestly make so many
different kinds of dishes,

589
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:15,052
I'm not sure if we're in
some sort of violation or not.

590
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,188
Some families only do three or
five. Some do more.

591
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,857
I think the only thing is,
just has to be an odd number.

592
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,759
Somebody told me that maybe
it has something to do

593
00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,194
with representing the
seven sacraments.

594
00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:24,929
But, uh, it's not like a big
religious thing for us,

595
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,497
though, you know?

596
00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:28,064
I mean, we cook fish,
and we party and, uh...

597
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,702
I mean, it's-- [laughs]
That's pretty much it.

598
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,904
The whole family's there,
friends. It's a blast.

599
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,774
Wow. God. Christmas Eve
at my house is the most

600
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,209
quiet night of the year.

601
00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:40,110
[Laughs] I mean, we
don't do anything.

602
00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:41,679
Oh, in our house, it's the
loudest, which is...

603
00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:45,616
pretty scary, actually, yeah,
now that I think about it.

604
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:46,984
The thing is, the Feast,
it's one of those

605
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,486
"about the journey" things, you
know,

606
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,521
like getting there
being the fun of it all.

607
00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,223
Everyone spends so much time
on the preparation,

608
00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,725
the dinner itself, it's--
it's almost a letdown.

609
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:56,527
What, it takes that long?

610
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,829
Oh, yeah.

611
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,830
<i>All right, take the baccala.</i>
<i>It's a real pain in the ass.</i>

612
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,200
<i>Baccala is a codfish that's been</i>
<i>heavily salted to preserve it,</i>

613
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,869
<i>so it comes stiff as a board,</i>

614
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,537
<i>and you have to soak</i>
<i>it in water for three days,</i>

615
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,055
<i>always changing the water.</i>

616
00:25:08,056 --> 00:25:09,572
<i>I mean, Grandfather, my</i>
<i>great uncles,</i>

617
00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:11,042
<i>that's their thing.</i>
<i>They're obsessed with it.</i>

618
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,510
<i>So most of that, we bake</i>
<i>in tomato sauce,</i>

619
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,111
<i>and the rest, we roll into balls</i>
<i>and deep-fry.</i>

620
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,680
<i>Whiting's a nice</i>
<i>plain whitefish.</i>

621
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,248
<i>We fry it in a cast-iron</i>
<i>skillet</i> verified

622
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,783
<i>with garlic and olive oil</i>
<i>and salt and pepper.</i>

623
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,585
<i>There's a really small fish</i>
<i>called smelt. I love 'em.</i>

624
00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,254
<i>When we were kids,</i>

625
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:24,922
<i>we'd have this big eating</i>
<i>contest.</i>

626
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,590
<i>We didn't always have shrimp.</i>
<i>It was too expensive,</i>

627
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,158
but Uncle Frankie started
bringing it one year,

628
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,752
and he fixes it deep-fried.

629
00:25:29,753 --> 00:25:31,345
<i>The oysters, we just eat raw,</i>

630
00:25:31,346 --> 00:25:32,938
<i>except for a couple we throw in</i>
<i>the soup.</i>

631
00:25:32,939 --> 00:25:34,531
<i>There's eel, which we bread</i>
<i>and deep-fry in olive oil</i>

632
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,045
<i>and then marinate in some kind</i>

633
00:25:36,046 --> 00:25:37,557
<i>of vinegar-type thing my</i>
<i>grandfather makes.</i>

634
00:25:37,558 --> 00:25:39,069
And last, but certainly not
least, there's calamari.

635
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,905
<i>Calamari's Italian for squid,</i>
<i>and that,</i>

636
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,740
<i>we fix a whole bunch of</i>
<i>different ways,</i>

637
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,708
<i>stuffed and baked, fried.</i>
<i>I like boiling it</i>

638
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,745
<i>and marinating it in vinegar and</i>
<i>garlic and served cold.</i>

639
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,046
<i>That's it. That's our seven.</i>

640
00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:51,916
- [Applause]
- [whistling]

641
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,851
And obviously, you know,
they aren't all fish,

642
00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:56,687
but I guess Feast of the Seven
Types of Seafood

643
00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:59,323
just doesn't roll off the tongue
the same way, so...

644
00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,025
It sounds fun.

645
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:02,593
Oh, it is. Yeah.

646
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,598
[Both laugh]

647
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,601
[big band music playing]

648
00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:13,070
Get these fish clean tonight,

649
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,339
one less thing we gotta do
in the morning.

650
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:18,909
Figured that out all by
yourself, have you?

651
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,911
- Kiss my ass, Frankie.
- [Chuckling]

652
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,047
Who did all this when you were a
kid? Was that Nonnie?

653
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,915
Nah. The old man did it.

654
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,117
Oh, now, the old man,
he was a cook.

655
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,053
- Hell of a cook.
- What all did he cook?

656
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,120
Oh, shit, anything.

657
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,656
One time, he cooked a possum...

658
00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:33,824
- Yeah?
- Right?

659
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,759
Stuffed it with tons and
tons of garlic.

660
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,795
A possum? What did
that taste like?

661
00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:39,063
Pretty much like garlic.

662
00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:41,632
- And how long ago did he die?
- [Exhales]

663
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,901
Uh, been 40 years now.

664
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,669
June 6, 1944.

665
00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:46,971
I was at Normandy.

666
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,906
And Nonnie never married
anyone else, huh?

667
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,141
No. After the old man died,

668
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:54,311
she just, uh, turned all her
attention to her kids.

669
00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,019
I should have gotten her
out more often.

670
00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,988
That's just what I was thinking.
That's...

671
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,256
How old is she, anyways?

672
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,892
She's gotta be, uh--
How old is she, Carmine?

673
00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:10,628
Oh, she's old.

674
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,895
She's old. She's an old lady.

675
00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:15,265
Here it is.

676
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,234
[Pounding]

677
00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:21,405
I think they like each other.
What do you think?

678
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:25,209
I think I'm happy we don't have
to listen to them talk anymore.

679
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,710
This is for you.

680
00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:28,512
- [Ball clatters in pocket]
- Wow.

681
00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:30,313
What you said about Christmas
was really insightful,

682
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:34,652
about it being our own canvas
to paint our wishes on.

683
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:37,021
I mean, I-- I think that's
why I like it so much.

684
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:40,290
Okay, listen.

685
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,226
- [Christmas music playing]
<i>- ¶ No Christmas song... ¶</i>

686
00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:44,995
Christmas music, it can
take you back to any

687
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,397
point in your childhood

688
00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:48,999
or someplace safe and warm.

689
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,701
I mean, I've already worn out
two copies of

690
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:51,935
Julie Andrews's Christmas album.

691
00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:54,204
Yeah. Uh, for me,
it's Dean Martin.

692
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,040
I love "Baby, It's
Cold Outside."

693
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,908
I don't-- I don't think I
know that one.

694
00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,810
Well, I guess it's not so much
about Christmas

695
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,845
as it is about Dean
getting laid, but...

696
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,849
[clears throat]
Julie Andrews is good, too.

697
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:09,720
Um, I-- I'll be right back.

698
00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:10,988
Okay.

699
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,424
[Sighs] You dumbass.

700
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,794
[Rock ballad playing]

701
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:19,963
Hi.

702
00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:24,068
Hi.

703
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:26,236
Merry Christmas.

704
00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,906
Merry Christmas.

705
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:33,977
Um, can I-- can I
buy you a beer?

706
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,280
That'd be nice.

707
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:43,053
Um, Porter, can I plea--
Can I get two more, please?

708
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:48,892
So, uh, what's Santa
bringing you for Christmas?

709
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,761
I don't know.

710
00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:52,129
I been pretty naughty this year.

711
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,065
I think I might just get coal.

712
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:59,036
<i>¶ It's like I told you ¶</i>

713
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:04,308
<i>- ¶ Only the lonely can play... ¶</i>
- Yeah, how 'bout, uh, a toast?

714
00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:07,845
To, um-- To the magic
of Christmas.

715
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,415
That is so...

716
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,017
sweet.

717
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:14,918
[Vomits]

718
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:16,687
- Uh...

719
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,188
- Holy shit, Juke! What'd you
do?!

720
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:21,959
Should have seen that coming.
Shit, she's only 15.

721
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,861
That's her problem.
She don't know how to drink yet.

722
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:25,028
Why didn't you share that
with me earlier?

723
00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:26,063
I thought you knew?

724
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:27,097
That's Moe's little sister,
Phyllis.

725
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,165
- I ought to cut you off,
asshole.

726
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,467
- Porter, can--

727
00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:30,768
I hadn't-- I wasn't-- I
didn't do it.

728
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,069
Cindy, come and get her,
please, and take her to

729
00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:33,971
the ladies' room.

730
00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:35,872
Call me an asshole?
I'm propping this place up.

731
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,876
I hadn't-- I wasn't-- I didn't
do-- I didn't do anything.

732
00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,511
I hope you feel better.

733
00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:43,981
<i>¶ Only the lonely can play ¶</i>

734
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:44,448
[sighs]

735
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,852
<i>- ¶ Only the lonely ¶</i>
- Ah, merry damn Christmas.

736
00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:52,189
<i>¶ Only the lonely can play ¶</i>

737
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:58,896
108.

738
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,063
I love that song.

739
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,132
You got it.

740
00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:08,272
Hey, Tony,

741
00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:10,540
You hear Sweeney's got girls
dancing up at his bar?

742
00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:12,075
Naked dancing.

743
00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:14,244
So what?

744
00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:18,549
So Katie's making her
debut tonight.

745
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,288
Tony! Tony, what are you doing?
This is what she wants.

746
00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:25,689
Well, it worked, man, all right?

747
00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,089
Now would you please
just let me take the car?

748
00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,425
- Come on, man.
- Absolutely not.

749
00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,160
No, no, no, no, no.
We're all going,.

750
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,228
Let's go.

751
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:42,573
I'm sorry.

752
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,475
You didn't have to
come out with me.

753
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,913
I forgive you.
I'm not gonna let you go alone.

754
00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:52,449
Tony, you gotta stop trying
to take care of everybody, okay?

755
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:53,517
Especially Katie.

756
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,118
She's not a bad person, Sarah.

757
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,855
Oh, yeah? Is that why
she took up a job stripping?

758
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:00,357
She's got a point.

759
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:03,160
[Music thumping inside]

760
00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:05,229
[Beth] What's he gonna do?

761
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,497
Probably get his ass kicked.

762
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,968
Is-- Is he in love
with this girl?

763
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,636
What? Hell, no.

764
00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:15,505
Whenever she pull stunts like
this, he feels responsible.

765
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,342
I told you he was a nice guy.

766
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,977
Nice guy?

767
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,979
Yeah, that nice-guy shit is
overrated, if you ask me.

768
00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:26,650
<i>Put your hands together</i>
<i>for your next act, Felicity.</i>

769
00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:28,886
- Troubles, hey.
- Hey, Tony.

770
00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,671
Listen, have you seen
Katie around?

771
00:31:30,672 --> 00:31:32,455
Yeah. Last time I saw her,
she was talking to the boss.

772
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,124
- Appreciate it.
- Hey, ho.

773
00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,459
Three bucks, man.

774
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,581
Stop by the office
when you're done.

775
00:31:40,582 --> 00:31:42,633
I usually have a little bonus
for girls on their first night.

776
00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:45,903
<i>All right, give a big</i>
<i>Sweeney's welcome to...</i>

777
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:46,970
- Katie, what the hell are you
doing?

778
00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:48,338
- Working, asshole.

779
00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:49,705
I'm not talking to you. Come on.
Let's go.

780
00:31:49,706 --> 00:31:51,072
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Katie, we're leaving.

781
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,110
Wrong, jackass. You're leaving.

782
00:31:58,183 --> 00:32:00,417
- [Music thumping inside]
- [Angelo sighs]

783
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:05,289
Get your-- Get your
hands off me, man!

784
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,292
- [Blow thumps]
- Oh, shit!

785
00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,493
Don't come back, you
little faggot!

786
00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:11,295
[Sighs]

787
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:12,529
Tony. Tony! Stop it.

788
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:13,547
- Tony, stop.

789
00:32:13,548 --> 00:32:14,564
- Get onstage. You're gonna
make--

790
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,133
- Tony.
- Tony! Tony!

791
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,035
- Okay, do not go back in there!
- Stop!

792
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,102
- You came back for some more,
huh?

793
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:19,853
- Buddy, this is

794
00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:20,603
- Frankie Oliverio's nephew, all
right?

795
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,356
- [Laughs]

796
00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,107
- He wouldn't like it very much.
- I care about that old fart?

797
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,242
Katie, let's go! Come on! Get--

798
00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:27,311
- She ain't going anywhere.
- Oh, my God!

799
00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:29,680
- Get off of him!
- Get your hands off her!

800
00:32:29,682 --> 00:32:31,615
Get your ass back in there,
or you're fired!

801
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:32,950
Then, I'm fired.

802
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:38,588
Tough guy, you want the
little rip, take her.

803
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,223
- Come on. Let's go.
- Get out of here.

804
00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:41,625
- I'm taking you home.
- [Sarah] Yeah, let's go.

805
00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:45,662
You brought a date.

806
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,067
You son of a bitch.
You brought a date.

807
00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:51,468
No one brings dates here, Katie.

808
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,337
- Yeah, go to Hell, Sarah!
- I'll punch you.

809
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:55,706
Could you guys just wait in the
car for a minute, please?

810
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,709
Why'd you even come here?

811
00:32:58,711 --> 00:33:00,978
Like you didn't plan for me to.

812
00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:04,715
Your whole life, you've gotten
away with using your

813
00:33:04,717 --> 00:33:05,749
looks to get what you want,

814
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:07,117
but this? Come on.

815
00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:09,619
You're better than this.

816
00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,621
Yeah, well, I need the money,
all right?

817
00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,559
And, besides, what do you care
anymore, huh?

818
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,332
She's very pretty.

819
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,034
Dresses like a slut.

820
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:27,037
[Water flows]

821
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:28,205
Let me see.

822
00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:37,647
Does it hurt bad?

823
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,549
Nah, it feels great.

824
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,386
Don't be smart with me.

825
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:52,129
Just look at yourself, Katie.

826
00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:54,564
What, are you kidding?

827
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:57,267
I got the idea for the outfit
'cause of you.

828
00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:00,103
You remember this skirt?

829
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,806
'Member how much you
liked taking it off?

830
00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:04,708
[Sighs]

831
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,277
You couldn't wait to get
home from school.

832
00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:11,048
Sometimes I used to leave
the whole thing on,

833
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:13,183
the whole outfit, remember?

834
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:17,421
It's been a long time
since we did it like that.

835
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,427
[Sighs]

836
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,563
We're not doing it tonight,
Katie.

837
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,366
Why, 'cause that little
cake eater in the car?

838
00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:30,700
I barely know her.

839
00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,369
And, even if I were interested,

840
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:34,738
I doubt she'll have shit
to do with me after this.

841
00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:39,276
We have to move on.

842
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,647
No.

843
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,116
I don't have to move on.

844
00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:49,286
You don't want me to strip,
fine, I won't strip,

845
00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:51,588
but I don't have to move on,
Tony, because you want to.

846
00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:54,825
Get out of here.

847
00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:58,012
Come on. Let us take you home.

848
00:34:58,013 --> 00:34:59,563
I said get out of here. Don't
leave your little

849
00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:00,630
girlfriend waiting for you.

850
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,703
I said to go, Tony!

851
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:14,444
Look, I'm not an idiot,
all right?

852
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,746
I know what she's doing,
a-and it's not gonna work.

853
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,648
She's not gonna get
back in my life.

854
00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:21,518
At least, not romantically,
anyway.

855
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,687
All right, it has been months
now. She needs to move on,

856
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:26,656
- and you need to let go of her.
- But she's got real problems.

857
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:30,360
She's not some old car or
something that I've traded in.

858
00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:33,981
You can just drop me off.

859
00:35:33,982 --> 00:35:35,632
Ah, nah, nah, nah.
Come on with that. Stop it.

860
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:36,800
- No, I don't wanna bring
everybody down.

861
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:37,735
- No, no.

862
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:38,669
- We're gonna go to Chicky
Joe's...

863
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:39,603
- Sarah, I don't think it's a
good--

864
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,371
Just-- Just a beer.

865
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,540
It'll do you some good to
talk about it.

866
00:35:44,877 --> 00:35:46,376
I'll see yens tomorrow, then.

867
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:48,445
[TV playing indistinctly]

868
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,649
Hey. You going, too?

869
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,651
- Yeah.
- All right.

870
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,286
- I love you, kid.
- You, too.

871
00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:58,455
- All right.
- Night, Pap.

872
00:35:58,457 --> 00:35:59,756
Be safe.

873
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:10,534
[Train horn blowing]

874
00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:13,170
Hey, Katie.

875
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,172
Hey, Vince.

876
00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:16,540
Aren't you cold?

877
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,642
[Sighs] Yeah.

878
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,345
Hey, you wanna walk me home?

879
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:23,413
Okay.

880
00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:27,517
I'm freezing.

881
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,352
Can you put your arm around me?

882
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,922
[Rock ballad playing]

883
00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:35,592
Wow, you're getting
really strong.

884
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:39,796
Thanks for walking me.

885
00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:41,364
Yeah, of course.

886
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,633
Looks like my mom's
already asleep.

887
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:47,804
You wanna come inside?

888
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:50,874
Uh, I--

889
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,442
Tony.

890
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:54,945
Tony?

891
00:36:54,947 --> 00:36:56,746
What's Tony got to do
with anything?

892
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,420
[Giggles] Come on.

893
00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:16,533
You must have been a very
good boy, Vince.

894
00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:17,767
Hell, yes, I have.

895
00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,703
Let's get more comfortable.

896
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:24,741
[Gasping]

897
00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:32,882
Vince, you need to leave.

898
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,352
- What?
- Please just leave.

899
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:39,689
Look, I know you want to
get back at him.

900
00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,591
I mean, I'm okay with that.

901
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:45,362
[Chorus vocalizing]

902
00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:47,364
[bell pealing]

903
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,339
There is no God.

904
00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:04,281
[Rock ballad playing]

905
00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:15,358
I thought it was really sweet
what you did tonight.

906
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,660
It's noble.

907
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:18,662
Believe me, when that guy
was kicking my ass,

908
00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:20,630
I was seriously
questioning my nobility.

909
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,632
[Both laugh]

910
00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:24,901
Does it hurt?

911
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,405
Not so bad.

912
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,379
Thanks.

913
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,850
Don't discount what
you're feeling, man.

914
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,623
Existential angst is a bitch.

915
00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:50,727
Thank you.

916
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:53,930
[Sighs] Oh, yeah.

917
00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:11,948
Can I buy you another
one of those?

918
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:13,750
Mm...

919
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,418
nope.

920
00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:18,688
I've already met my quota
for doing stupid shit tonight.

921
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,992
[Sighs] Try again another time.

922
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,561
That's not very friendly.

923
00:39:26,098 --> 00:39:28,398
I'm not very friendly.

924
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,899
- Ohh!
- Hey, now. You okay?

925
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:32,469
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay, I'll take it from here.

926
00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:34,104
- Hey, man, she's all right.
- It's okay.

927
00:39:34,106 --> 00:39:36,106
Hey, man, I said
she's all right.

928
00:39:36,108 --> 00:39:37,674
Porter, assistance.

929
00:39:38,643 --> 00:39:40,577
If you're gonna
cruise for skirt,

930
00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:43,613
you do it in a college bar, not
down here.

931
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:45,382
You got that, hand job?

932
00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:46,449
Okay.

933
00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:53,022
Stool must be cursed.

934
00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:54,958
[Blues playing]

935
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:57,861
Hey, Beth.

936
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:00,830
Can I talk to you for a second?

937
00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:02,999
Yeah, sure.

938
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,769
Alone.

939
00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:08,772
Oh! Yeah, no problem.

940
00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:09,973
- Sorry.
- Leave you to it.

941
00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,143
So...

942
00:40:13,145 --> 00:40:17,147
kinda want to spend more time
with Angelo tonight...

943
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,150
like all night.

944
00:40:20,152 --> 00:40:21,718
Oh. Okay.

945
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,853
So is this the old, if anyone
asks, you stayed the

946
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:24,921
night at my house thing?

947
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,723
- Oh, my God.
- [Laughs]

948
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,057
Do you think I'm a slut?

949
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,058
I don't know.

950
00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:33,830
What would you say
if I asked you the same thing?

951
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:38,735
- You want to go home with Tony?
- Shh. [Shushing] stop.

952
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:40,069
- Shut up.
- You're right.

953
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:41,771
You're right. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

954
00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:45,041
I've just-- [sighs]

955
00:40:46,178 --> 00:40:49,746
I've been with Prentice
now for two years,

956
00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:53,216
and it's been two years
of it being all about him.

957
00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:56,186
Or-- Or about us. I don't--
I don't really know.

958
00:40:56,188 --> 00:41:01,191
It's just been so long since
it's been me with a new guy

959
00:41:01,193 --> 00:41:02,759
and getting to know him.

960
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,161
Getting his tongue stuck
down your throat.

961
00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,198
I swear you are a guy
trapped in a girl's body.

962
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,667
[Both laugh]

963
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:13,135
If I am, I'm definitely a homo,
'cause I love boys.

964
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,737
[Laughs]

965
00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:16,539
No, I get it. I get it.

966
00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,808
Well, and it's not like I even
want to do anything.

967
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,677
I just want to get to
know him better.

968
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:23,546
It's okay. No need to explain.

969
00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:27,016
Want some change for the
rubber machine?

970
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:29,085
[Wind blowing]

971
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:33,690
[overlapping chatter]

972
00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:35,058
Really sorry they took
off like that.

973
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,160
I don't know how Angelo
expected me to get you home.

974
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,962
It's-- It's okay.

975
00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:40,763
Uh, well, we can walk
to my grandparents' house.

976
00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:41,798
I'll borrow a car.

977
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,066
- Okay.
- Okay.

978
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,869
[Music playing]

979
00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:06,089
[music fades]

980
00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:07,957
[Katie coughs]

981
00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:10,894
[groans, spits]

982
00:42:12,597 --> 00:42:14,264
- [Juke] Okay.
- [Groans]

983
00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:18,635
[toilet flushing]

984
00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:25,008
Are you all right to
sit down in here?

985
00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:36,085
I-I'm gonna get you
something to drink.

986
00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:42,725
[Sighs] Okay.

987
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:43,826
Here.

988
00:42:43,828 --> 00:42:46,129
Come on. Just a sip.

989
00:42:46,131 --> 00:42:47,297
[Sighs]

990
00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:54,170
[hiccups]

991
00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,272
[laughs]

992
00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:00,944
I'm a mess.

993
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,979
[Sighs]

994
00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:04,714
I don't know what's
gotten into me.

995
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,685
I didn't just lose Tony,
you know?

996
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:11,154
I lost the whole family.

997
00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:14,958
[Sighs]

998
00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:18,361
Tomorrow night, they're
gonna be all together,

999
00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:19,596
having a great time.

1000
00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:22,482
And I'm gonna be stuck at home

1001
00:43:22,483 --> 00:43:24,266
watching my mother fall asleep
in front of the television.

1002
00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:28,137
It's not fair, Juke.

1003
00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:31,908
- It's not fair.
- I know.

1004
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:32,976
I know.

1005
00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:35,979
May I ask you a question?

1006
00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:42,752
Why do you expect Tony
or anyone of any quality

1007
00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:46,089
to care about you when you
care so little about yourself?

1008
00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:47,890
[Laughs]

1009
00:43:47,892 --> 00:43:50,360
[sighs] Ah, Jesus, Juke.
You sound like Tony's bullshit.

1010
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:54,297
Well, maybe you should have
listened to him.

1011
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,666
All I ever did was love him.

1012
00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:00,036
All I ever did was worship him.

1013
00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:03,272
Yeah, and all Tony ever saw when
he looked at you was

1014
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,674
you looking at him.

1015
00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:09,178
All you wanted to do was
hold on to him.

1016
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:10,780
I loved him since the
third grade.

1017
00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:12,815
Of course I wanted to
hold on to him.

1018
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,083
He didn't need to be held.

1019
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,887
He was moving forward.
He-- He was growing.

1020
00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:19,922
And I think that's what he
needed in a girlfriend.

1021
00:44:19,924 --> 00:44:21,958
Hey, all right, enough.
I get it.

1022
00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:24,727
You think I didn't try?

1023
00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:26,963
You think I didn't try?

1024
00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:29,332
I read the books about the
dead fricking artists

1025
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:30,733
who cut their ears off,

1026
00:44:30,735 --> 00:44:32,268
and I listened to the
music he wanted--

1027
00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:34,303
He needed you to bring
something more.

1028
00:44:36,274 --> 00:44:38,274
Something more than...

1029
00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:39,709
More than what?

1030
00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:44,047
More than just sex.

1031
00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:49,118
I gotta go.

1032
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,086
Katie, look...

1033
00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:53,056
- You know, I can drive you.
- No.

1034
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,059
No. I'm gonna walk.

1035
00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:06,302
Hey, um, my grandparents

1036
00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,337
let me use that shed as a
studio.

1037
00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:10,973
- Studio?
- Yeah.

1038
00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:14,977
You wanna see it?

1039
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:17,814
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1040
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:21,217
[Ballad playing]

1041
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,454
[fire crackling]

1042
00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:35,398
It's colder in there than
it is outside.

1043
00:45:36,468 --> 00:45:39,035
- Tony, you're really good.
- [Chuckles]

1044
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:41,104
I don't know why
you're studying business.

1045
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,272
This thing heats up fast.

1046
00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:46,809
Like, these are really,
really, really good.

1047
00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:48,411
I mean, come on.

1048
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:52,148
Come on. This is amazing.
I really-- I love this one.

1049
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:55,084
You should be showing
these somewhere.

1050
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:58,054
Yeah, can you see me running
around with the

1051
00:45:58,056 --> 00:45:59,288
New York art crowd?

1052
00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:01,791
Yeah, I can.

1053
00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:06,395
Well, not unless
we move the store to Manhattan.

1054
00:46:07,799 --> 00:46:10,199
What, so you just have to
run the store?

1055
00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:12,368
That-- That's it? You
don't get a say-so?

1056
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,003
That's your destiny?

1057
00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:15,872
Well...

1058
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,008
Well, yeah.

1059
00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:22,111
Although, until right now,
I guess I never realized

1060
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:24,313
just how pathetic that is.

1061
00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:28,117
No, um, look,
if you want to be a garbageman,

1062
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,186
I think that's great
if that's your heart's desire.

1063
00:46:31,856 --> 00:46:34,157
I guess I'm lucky my family
didn't go into sanitation.

1064
00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:36,843
Would you, uh-- [clears throat]

1065
00:46:36,844 --> 00:46:37,860
Would you like something to
drink?

1066
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,430
Sure.

1067
00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:43,266
- Coke?
- Coke.

1068
00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:45,434
One Coke coming up. [Exhales]

1069
00:46:45,436 --> 00:46:46,936
Uh, hey. Um...

1070
00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:50,206
you're not mad, are you?

1071
00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:53,476
No. [Chuckles]

1072
00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:54,544
I'm not mad.

1073
00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:56,913
I'll be right back.

1074
00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:01,984
[Exhales]

1075
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:08,558
What are you doing?

1076
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,093
Hey. Uh...

1077
00:47:11,095 --> 00:47:13,496
nothing. Just getting a Coke.

1078
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,064
- You by yourself?
- [Bottles rattle]

1079
00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:18,001
Yeah. Yeah, I, uh...

1080
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:20,136
I can't sleep. You know,
so I thought I'd paint awhile,

1081
00:47:20,138 --> 00:47:22,872
sleep in the shed. Anyway,
night.

1082
00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:25,908
[Door closes]

1083
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:26,943
Going to paint.

1084
00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:30,079
Is that what they call
it these days?

1085
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:33,349
[Both chuckle]

1086
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,418
[music playing]

1087
00:47:39,991 --> 00:47:41,591
It's getting pretty late.

1088
00:47:45,997 --> 00:47:47,063
Beth.

1089
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,553
[Sighs]

1090
00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,588
[whispering] God,
you're beautiful.

1091
00:48:13,258 --> 00:48:14,957
[Music continues]

1092
00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:39,181
[TV playing indistinctly]

1093
00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:42,184
[audience laughs]

1094
00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:55,131
All right.

1095
00:48:58,670 --> 00:49:00,569
[Sighs]

1096
00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:03,539
[grunts] Okay.

1097
00:49:11,349 --> 00:49:13,416
[Music playing]

1098
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,987
[wheels squealing]

1099
00:49:22,961 --> 00:49:28,130
I-- I need to get somebody
to take me to five-and-dime.

1100
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,166
Ma, I gotta get this feast
started, all right?

1101
00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:31,534
Tony stayed out in the shed.

1102
00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:33,202
Let me get him to take you.

1103
00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:36,138
That stinks! [Groans]

1104
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:37,974
I get him myself.

1105
00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:40,042
[Christmas instrumental playing]

1106
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:46,382
[no audible dialogue]

1107
00:49:53,424 --> 00:49:54,657
[door creaks]

1108
00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,325
Tony, can you pa--

1109
00:49:58,229 --> 00:50:01,063
Ahh. <i>Puttana!</i>

1110
00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:02,531
Ohh!

1111
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:03,599
[Groans]

1112
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:06,002
Non! Nonnie!

1113
00:50:06,004 --> 00:50:07,236
[Speaking Italian]

1114
00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:19,682
What did you just do?!

1115
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:21,901
- I'm sorry about that.

1116
00:50:21,902 --> 00:50:23,118
- It's fine. I need to go,
anyways.

1117
00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:24,420
I'm supposed to meet Sarah
at the diner, so--

1118
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:26,055
- Well, I can drive you.
- Oh, there's no need.

1119
00:50:26,057 --> 00:50:27,423
No, it's no problem.
Just give me a second.

1120
00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:28,491
- Hey!
- She's gotta go!

1121
00:50:28,493 --> 00:50:29,759
- No, she don't.
- Yes, she does!

1122
00:50:29,761 --> 00:50:31,694
- No, she don't.
- [Sighs]

1123
00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,130
- Is this about to get worse?
- Uh...

1124
00:50:34,132 --> 00:50:35,531
I don't see how.

1125
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:38,300
She seemed really angry.

1126
00:50:38,302 --> 00:50:39,702
You think so?

1127
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:41,670
I think she was just surprised,
is all.

1128
00:50:41,672 --> 00:50:44,807
What does a <i>puttana</i> mean?

1129
00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:47,143
[Clears throat] Is that--
I don't know. Is that Italian?

1130
00:50:47,145 --> 00:50:48,477
I don't know much Italian,
actually.

1131
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:50,346
Do you want some more coffee?

1132
00:50:50,348 --> 00:50:52,381
Oh. Hey, what happened?

1133
00:50:54,152 --> 00:50:56,318
Ma called. She's all upset.

1134
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,054
Oh. Thank you.

1135
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:03,459
Who gave you the shiner?

1136
00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:05,161
Had a mix-up with a guy.

1137
00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,713
- What guy?
- Just a guy.

1138
00:51:06,714 --> 00:51:08,264
Beth, you want me
to drop you off at the diner?

1139
00:51:08,266 --> 00:51:09,665
- I got work at the store. It's
on the way.

1140
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:11,100
- No, I should probably just
walk.

1141
00:51:11,101 --> 00:51:12,534
- I gotta go that way. I could
take youse.

1142
00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:14,236
- Who's gonna help me clean the
fish?

1143
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:16,172
Johnny, we got all the
time in the world.

1144
00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:18,707
- I got things to do.
- I got things to do, too.

1145
00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:21,844
So I do my thing, you'll do your
thing, and then we'll do the--

1146
00:51:21,846 --> 00:51:23,546
All right, go-- go in the car.

1147
00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:24,814
- All right? Wai-- Go. Go.
- Okay.

1148
00:51:24,816 --> 00:51:26,182
- Go in the car. I'll meet you
there.

1149
00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:27,249
- All right. Here we go.

1150
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,586
[Nonnie] It's okay.

1151
00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,224
Oh, my God. She's
coming with us?

1152
00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:37,460
[Sighs]

1153
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:38,594
She's coming?

1154
00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:41,831
I'll get Marian to take me.

1155
00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:43,332
- No, no.
- Oh, no.

1156
00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:45,267
I not get in the car.

1157
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,869
You asked me to come
and get you!

1158
00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:49,405
- No. No.
- Ugh!

1159
00:51:49,407 --> 00:51:51,240
[Crossing bell ringing]

1160
00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:54,610
Hey, uh, I had a really
great time last night.

1161
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,245
Me, too.

1162
00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:58,347
Why don't you ask her to
dinner tonight?

1163
00:51:58,349 --> 00:52:00,216
Ah, she's got her own family,
Uncle Frank. She--

1164
00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:03,252
What are you talking about?
She's <i>americano,</i>

1165
00:52:03,254 --> 00:52:04,553
cake eater, for Christ's sake.

1166
00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:06,422
She's got nothin'. Am I right?

1167
00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:08,591
No. No, I'm not doing anything.

1168
00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:10,559
Um, unless-- unless you
don't want me to come.

1169
00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:12,628
No. No, why wouldn't I?
I mean...

1170
00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:14,363
Okay.

1171
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,633
Okay, as in you're coming, okay?

1172
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,201
Okay, we'll see.

1173
00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:22,138
Okay.

1174
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:24,473
Okay! I hate to break up
this romantic interlude,

1175
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,208
but I've got things to do.

1176
00:52:26,210 --> 00:52:27,710
Merry Christmas, Tony.

1177
00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:32,448
Merry Christmas.

1178
00:52:32,450 --> 00:52:34,350
[Sighs] Oh, God.

1179
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:38,754
[Entry bell rings]

1180
00:52:40,725 --> 00:52:41,891
You're good.

1181
00:52:41,893 --> 00:52:43,259
You think?

1182
00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:44,326
Oh, yeah.

1183
00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:47,263
He'll be moping all day.

1184
00:52:47,265 --> 00:52:48,330
[Chuckles]

1185
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,166
Uh, what time you
figure to come?

1186
00:52:50,168 --> 00:52:51,968
I'm not coming.

1187
00:52:51,969 --> 00:52:53,769
I don't think your mom would be
very happy to see me there.

1188
00:52:53,771 --> 00:52:55,838
You're gonna be scared
of a little old lady?

1189
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,673
Yeah! Yeah.

1190
00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:00,309
If we left the fighting
to your generation,

1191
00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:02,545
we'd all be saying,
"Heil, Hitler,"

1192
00:53:02,547 --> 00:53:04,513
instead of, "Merry Christmas."

1193
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:07,349
Okay, fine.
Wh-What's time do you recommend?

1194
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,818
Around 3:00, while we're
still cooking.

1195
00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:14,256
You wanna be able to appreciate
my brother's dictorial behavior.

1196
00:53:14,258 --> 00:53:17,226
Wear a dress.
You know, Tony's a leg man.

1197
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,296
Who gave my nephew the shiner?

1198
00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:22,731
Oh, I-- I don't know.

1199
00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:24,800
Ah, I got a pretty good
idea who did it.

1200
00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:26,435
I just need a second opinion.

1201
00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,505
I-- I just-- I'd rather not say.

1202
00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:32,308
Do I look like I care
you'd rather not say?

1203
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,281
[Sighs] What?

1204
00:53:40,484 --> 00:53:42,751
- [Knocking on door]
- What?!

1205
00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:46,989
[Knocking on door]

1206
00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:48,490
Yeah.

1207
00:53:50,261 --> 00:53:51,360
[Knockig on door]

1208
00:53:57,301 --> 00:53:58,367
How you doing?

1209
00:53:58,369 --> 00:54:00,436
[Wailing]

1210
00:54:02,473 --> 00:54:04,773
[wailing continues]

1211
00:54:04,775 --> 00:54:07,009
- You know me?
- Yes, sir...

1212
00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:08,577
Mr. Oliverio. Ow!

1213
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,379
- Now it's "Mr. Oliverio"?
- Yes, sir.

1214
00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:11,814
- I'm not an old fart?
- No, sir.

1215
00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,315
- Now listen to me.
- Yeah.

1216
00:54:13,317 --> 00:54:14,984
- I want you away from Katie,
understand?

1217
00:54:14,986 --> 00:54:16,269
- Yes, sir.

1218
00:54:16,270 --> 00:54:17,553
I don't want you near her.

1219
00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:20,756
- And you owe her $200 cash.
- Okay.

1220
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,758
And get somebody else to
deliver it, not you.

1221
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,361
I don't want to ever see you
near her again, you understand?

1222
00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:26,028
I understand.

1223
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,931
Stay away from my nephew.

1224
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,966
Aah! Oh, God.

1225
00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:33,402
[Groans]

1226
00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:35,304
Hope I didn't scare you.

1227
00:54:36,374 --> 00:54:37,773
Actually, you know,

1228
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:41,043
I thought it was great, you
avenging Tony.

1229
00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:42,344
Tony?

1230
00:54:43,281 --> 00:54:44,380
No.

1231
00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:45,848
He had nothing to do with it.

1232
00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:47,950
Whatever you say, Mr. Oliverio.

1233
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:49,652
Oliverio?

1234
00:54:49,654 --> 00:54:52,988
Beth, we're accomplices now.

1235
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,658
Better call me Frankie.

1236
00:54:59,563 --> 00:55:01,747
You've got to be joking.

1237
00:55:01,748 --> 00:55:03,932
You're gonna spend Christmas Eve
with people you don't even know?

1238
00:55:03,934 --> 00:55:05,200
What's the big deal? Okay,

1239
00:55:05,201 --> 00:55:06,467
I want to experience
an Italian Christmas.

1240
00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:08,337
So what?

1241
00:55:08,339 --> 00:55:12,708
Christmas Eve should be spent
quietly i-in your own home,

1242
00:55:12,710 --> 00:55:14,877
- not with a bunch of--
- Of what?

1243
00:55:14,879 --> 00:55:16,545
[Sighs]

1244
00:55:16,547 --> 00:55:18,314
No, what were you gonna say?

1245
00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:21,483
Hey, Mom, you don't
even know them.

1246
00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:24,720
I grew up with plenty of Italian
people, Beth, more than you.

1247
00:55:24,722 --> 00:55:26,188
I do know them.

1248
00:55:26,189 --> 00:55:27,655
They're good, hardworking
people.

1249
00:55:28,693 --> 00:55:31,393
But they're not our
kind of people.

1250
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:34,997
- Jesus.
- [Telephone rings]

1251
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,900
Are you gonna get that?

1252
00:55:37,902 --> 00:55:40,969
[Ring]

1253
00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:43,072
- [Christmas instrumental
playing]

1254
00:55:43,074 --> 00:55:44,473
- Vinny, get me a little more
milk.

1255
00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:46,542
Just, like, a half a cup.

1256
00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:48,610
Wonder when that brother of
yours is gonna show up.

1257
00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:50,813
Thinks his calamari's
gonna stuff itself.

1258
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:53,982
He's probably showing that new
girl the old Oliverio charm.

1259
00:55:53,984 --> 00:55:55,884
Finish with that stuffing there,
Frankie?

1260
00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,920
Nah, not yet. It's still--
It's a little dry.

1261
00:55:57,922 --> 00:55:59,455
Where's the milk?

1262
00:55:59,456 --> 00:56:00,989
What all you putting in there,
Uncle Frankie?

1263
00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:04,693
You know, cheese,
Parmigiano-Reggiano, right,

1264
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,395
and the egg and the garlic...

1265
00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:07,863
- Garlic?
- The bread crumb.

1266
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,898
Then you add all the fish
that we been chopping up.

1267
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:12,000
You know, for somebody
who doesn't do anything,

1268
00:56:12,002 --> 00:56:13,068
you know an awful lot.

1269
00:56:14,105 --> 00:56:15,371
Somebody's gotta supervise.

1270
00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:17,873
Yeah, well, supervise yourself.

1271
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:23,512
[Piano music playing]

1272
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:24,780
When we gonna make the sauce?

1273
00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:26,749
The sauce will be made.

1274
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,684
Yeah, but when?

1275
00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:30,953
- Soon as you open the can.
- Place some basil on there,

1276
00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:33,789
open up a couple cans of sauce,
and pour it on.

1277
00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:35,307
I bet Nonnie didn't
do it that way.

1278
00:56:35,308 --> 00:56:36,824
Nonnie didn't have luxury
of sauce in a can,

1279
00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:38,444
couldn't afford it.

1280
00:56:38,445 --> 00:56:40,062
They didn't invent the
can opener yet.

1281
00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:42,931
We didn't have fancy Christmases
like you kids did.

1282
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,099
What, you guys didn't have
a Christmas tree?

1283
00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:45,423
- Hell, no.

1284
00:56:45,424 --> 00:56:46,746
- Christmas tree's a waste of
money.

1285
00:56:46,747 --> 00:56:48,069
- Are you kidding me?
- Christmas tree, this kid.

1286
00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:50,406
- We were lucky to get presents.
- Maybe we had some oranges,

1287
00:56:50,408 --> 00:56:52,941
maybe some chestnuts,
maybe some pop. That was it.

1288
00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:54,910
- Maybe some pop.
- It's all we had.

1289
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,678
It's a different time, son.

1290
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,980
Yeah, we lived in the
Depression,

1291
00:56:57,982 --> 00:56:58,914
for crying out loud.

1292
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,482
You know what the Depression is?

1293
00:57:00,484 --> 00:57:02,718
[Telephone rings]

1294
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,886
[Johnny] Who was president?

1295
00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:05,788
- [Ring]
- [Carmine] Hoover.

1296
00:57:05,790 --> 00:57:06,889
- Hello.

1297
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:07,989
- [Frankie] Franklin Delano
Roosevelt.

1298
00:57:07,992 --> 00:57:09,725
- Hey.
- Was Hoover who got us out.

1299
00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:11,827
Uh, I don't know. At the store,
I guess.

1300
00:57:11,829 --> 00:57:14,496
- [Conversation continues]
- Yeah, okay. All right.

1301
00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:16,532
[Johnny] Who was that?

1302
00:57:16,534 --> 00:57:17,933
That was Juke. He's
looking for Tony.

1303
00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,102
What the hell is he
looking for Tony for?

1304
00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:21,603
Who am I, Kojak?

1305
00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,672
- Oh ho!
- You a wiseguy?

1306
00:57:23,674 --> 00:57:25,174
- Yeah, coming along.
- You a wiseguy?

1307
00:57:25,176 --> 00:57:28,510
Good boy, Vinny. There's
hope for you yet.

1308
00:57:28,512 --> 00:57:29,945
- I'll smack that wig off your
head.

1309
00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:30,612
- [Chuckles]

1310
00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,883
There he is, Mr. Michelangelo.

1311
00:57:34,885 --> 00:57:36,952
- [Laughs]
- I bought one of your paintings.

1312
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,454
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Savarino.

1313
00:57:38,456 --> 00:57:40,055
My daughter's gonna love it.

1314
00:57:40,057 --> 00:57:42,191
- Good. I'm glad.
- You should be very proud.

1315
00:57:42,193 --> 00:57:46,061
Oh, I am. I think it's wonderful
he has such a positive hobby.

1316
00:57:47,465 --> 00:57:48,664
Thanks again, ma'am.
Appreciate it.

1317
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:52,167
[Overlapping chatter]

1318
00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,741
How come you didn't say
anything before?

1319
00:57:59,743 --> 00:58:01,777
I heard you had a big
night last night.

1320
00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:03,779
- It was something.
- Met a girl.

1321
00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:05,214
Yeah, fat lot of
good it'll do me.

1322
00:58:05,216 --> 00:58:06,582
Nonnie's got it in for her now.

1323
00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:08,317
Your great-grandmother's

1324
00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,051
not pissed because she
thinks the girl's a whore.

1325
00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:11,954
She's pissed 'cause
she's not Catholic.

1326
00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:13,722
- Hey, Mr. O.
- Jenk!

1327
00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:16,992
Hey, Tony. Uh, my uncle
wanted you to have some

1328
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:18,660
of his homemade wine.

1329
00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:20,829
Aw, thanks, Juke.
That's very nice.

1330
00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:21,830
- Hey, Tone, slice up some
provolone.

1331
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:23,210
- Sure.

1332
00:58:23,211 --> 00:58:24,589
Let's try this out now.

1333
00:58:24,590 --> 00:58:25,968
["Deck the Halls"
instrumental playing]

1334
00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:30,005
Wow. What's this pretty little
thing coming up the driveway?

1335
00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:31,206
[Frankie] Oh, that must be Beth.

1336
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:35,944
Boy, Johnny, your grandson
has a way with the ladies.

1337
00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:38,881
I wish I came up with
that brooding artist scam.

1338
00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:41,984
- Beth!
- Hi, Frankie!

1339
00:58:41,986 --> 00:58:43,552
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1340
00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:45,538
How are you, darlin'?

1341
00:58:45,539 --> 00:58:47,523
- Good. How are you?
- Good. Let me have your coat.

1342
00:58:48,592 --> 00:58:50,192
- Who's that, Beth?
- [Frankie] Yeah.

1343
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,960
You want something to drink?

1344
00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:57,733
We got wine, beer, soda,
bourbon, whiskey, vodka, wine--

1345
00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:59,868
- You said wine already.
- Shut up, will you?

1346
00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:01,803
- I am Carmine...
- Hi.

1347
00:59:01,805 --> 00:59:03,138
- Tony's favorite uncle. Nice to
meet you.

1348
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:04,656
- Nice to meet you.

1349
00:59:04,657 --> 00:59:06,173
The beautiful Beth.
How are you, sweetheart?

1350
00:59:06,176 --> 00:59:07,276
- I'm great. How are you?
- Good.

1351
00:59:07,278 --> 00:59:09,611
- You ever meet Tony's brother,
Vincent?

1352
00:59:09,613 --> 00:59:10,846
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

1353
00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:12,614
Everybody works, babe.

1354
00:59:12,616 --> 00:59:14,816
Tell you what. Why don't you sit
here, and I'll get a chair,

1355
00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:16,885
- and you can grate the cheese.
- Good idea.

1356
00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,054
Why can't you bring a nice
girl home like that?

1357
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:20,956
This, you could stab Frankie
with if he gets out of line.

1358
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:23,825
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"
playing]

1359
00:59:23,827 --> 00:59:25,794
<i>- Salute.</i>
<i>- Salute.</i>

1360
00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:28,230
Hey, Tone, Mrs.
Paginelli's here.

1361
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:30,265
She wants her smelt and
whiting order.

1362
00:59:31,201 --> 00:59:32,901
- Don't drink that.
- Mm-hmm.

1363
00:59:33,837 --> 00:59:35,237
[Entry bell rings]

1364
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,306
[woman] Hey, Mrs. Oliverio.

1365
00:59:37,308 --> 00:59:40,909
How-- How is-- How's the eye?

1366
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:43,211
Oh, it doesn't hurt as
bad as it looks.

1367
00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:46,048
How are you doing?

1368
00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:47,783
I think I'm losing my mind.

1369
00:59:48,886 --> 00:59:51,186
It's really bugging
me this year...

1370
00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:52,220
not having someone.

1371
00:59:53,657 --> 00:59:56,258
I know what it is.
It's because I want it so bad.

1372
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:58,060
I mean, ask any Buddhist.
They'll tell you.

1373
00:59:58,062 --> 00:59:59,161
- [Man] You got my order?

1374
00:59:59,163 --> 01:00:00,896
- I don't think I know any
Buddhists.

1375
01:00:00,898 --> 01:00:02,598
[Telephone ringing]

1376
01:00:03,901 --> 01:00:05,667
Yeah, neither do I.

1377
01:00:05,669 --> 01:00:06,835
You know, Beth's thinking

1378
01:00:06,837 --> 01:00:08,670
of coming over
for the Feast tonight.

1379
01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:09,738
Oh.

1380
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:11,273
[Sighs]

1381
01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:13,275
She's a really great girl, Juke.

1382
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:16,378
- [Mr. Oliverio] Hello. Yeah.
- So smart, interest in stuff,

1383
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:18,113
- you know?
- Pop, we been slammed all day.

1384
01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:20,983
She wants something more
than to just be somebody's wife.

1385
01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:23,352
[Mr. Oliverio]
I know, for crying out loud!

1386
01:00:23,354 --> 01:00:25,153
So what's the problem?

1387
01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:26,822
Christ sakes, Pop, we're not

1388
01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:28,924
the only family cooking fish
tonight!

1389
01:00:28,926 --> 01:00:31,393
Do you remember last
Christmas Eve?

1390
01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:33,662
They're your family, Tony.
You can't change that.

1391
01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:36,298
No, no, and I'm not saying
I ever wanted to, but I just...

1392
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:37,366
Just what?

1393
01:00:39,036 --> 01:00:40,569
There's a whole lot of people

1394
01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:42,103
out there who might not
appreciate our av...

1395
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:46,041
- You know.
- Idiosyncrasies.

1396
01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:47,142
Yeah.

1397
01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:49,011
[Telephone hangs up]

1398
01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:50,712
Yeah, I can relate to that.

1399
01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:52,414
Your grandfather's driving
me crazy with the

1400
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,049
lupinis and the cheese.

1401
01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:55,683
Look, do me a favor.
Take your mother's car,

1402
01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:57,686
and go over there, and stay
there, and help them.

1403
01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:59,321
All right, but I gotta
shower first.

1404
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,227
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"
playing]

1405
01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:09,831
Soup is Tony's favorite.

1406
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,334
What you wanna do is
put all kinds of fish in there.

1407
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:14,803
Except for the shellfish.
That, you wait until the end.

1408
01:01:14,805 --> 01:01:16,672
Last couple of minutes,
you throw that in.

1409
01:01:16,674 --> 01:01:20,142
Then, when it's done,
you take chunks of hard bread,

1410
01:01:20,144 --> 01:01:23,011
- and you toss it in there and--
- Don't forget the saffron.

1411
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:25,247
No, don't do the saffron!
I don't do it with--

1412
01:01:25,249 --> 01:01:27,783
- Mmm.
- Frankie!

1413
01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:29,851
- What?
- I don't do it with the saffron.

1414
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:31,720
That's not how Mom and Dad did
it, so I don't--

1415
01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:34,189
If Mom and Dad could
afford saffron,

1416
01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:36,158
believe me, they would have
added it to this.

1417
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,860
It's wonderful. I...

1418
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:41,329
[sniffs] Ahh.
I picked it up in Montreal.

1419
01:01:41,331 --> 01:01:43,098
Mmm. Wow, I hear Montreal is
amazing.

1420
01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:44,433
What were you doing up there?

1421
01:01:44,435 --> 01:01:47,302
Oh, uh, you know, business.

1422
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:48,370
Mmm.

1423
01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:52,474
- Okay, Ma, come on.
- No, no, no.

1424
01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:53,759
- I can get out myself.

1425
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,043
- You're gonna fall down on the
ice.

1426
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,845
No, I'm not an old lady.

1427
01:01:56,847 --> 01:01:58,013
- Okay.
- I got it.

1428
01:01:58,015 --> 01:01:59,247
All right.

1429
01:02:00,484 --> 01:02:02,718
What, are you giving me
the silent treatment now?

1430
01:02:05,189 --> 01:02:06,455
It's not gonna work.

1431
01:02:08,025 --> 01:02:09,057
All right.

1432
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:11,059
- Okay, I got you.
- What?

1433
01:02:12,329 --> 01:02:14,930
[Water flowing]

1434
01:02:14,932 --> 01:02:16,364
- Oh!
- Frankie!

1435
01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:18,900
- You don't knock?
- In my own house?!

1436
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:21,169
- All right.
- [Groans]

1437
01:02:22,106 --> 01:02:23,305
- [puckers]
- [groans]

1438
01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:25,207
- Come on, Ma.
- [Johnny laughs]

1439
01:02:27,978 --> 01:02:29,111
- Ohh!
- Sorry.

1440
01:02:29,113 --> 01:02:30,245
- It's all right.

1441
01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,347
- Well, it's about damn time,
boy.

1442
01:02:33,383 --> 01:02:35,050
You got the lupinis
and the smelts?

1443
01:02:37,488 --> 01:02:38,287
Yeah, I got it, Pap.

1444
01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:39,087
What's the matter? You
look disappointed.

1445
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:40,355
No. No, it's cool.

1446
01:02:40,357 --> 01:02:42,390
- No? You sure?
- Yeah. Why?

1447
01:02:42,392 --> 01:02:45,260
I've got something
to cheer you up, junior.

1448
01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:49,798
<i>Buon Natale, Antonio!</i>

1449
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,866
[Laughter]

1450
01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,768
- Eh? Oh? Huh?
- Hi.

1451
01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:54,469
Now go down to the cellar.

1452
01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:56,171
Bring up some chairs for your
grandma.

1453
01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:58,340
["Jingle Bells"
instrumental playing]

1454
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:34,276
Hey, how 'bout a nice piece
of baccala, huh?

1455
01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:37,279
It ain't Christmas
without the baccala.

1456
01:03:37,281 --> 01:03:38,847
- How 'bout you, Coop?
- Yes, sir.

1457
01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:41,082
We're set.

1458
01:03:48,559 --> 01:03:51,927
I was just thinking
about how much of a shame it is

1459
01:03:51,929 --> 01:03:55,163
to be all alone on Christmas
Eve, and I was--

1460
01:03:57,968 --> 01:03:59,034
Engaged?

1461
01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:03,004
No! Wow-- Congratulations.

1462
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,606
No, I didn't know.

1463
01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:07,342
Oh. That's great.

1464
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:09,978
Oh, I'm so-- I'm very--
I'm very happy for you.

1465
01:04:10,581 --> 01:04:12,614
Okay.

1466
01:04:12,616 --> 01:04:14,216
Merry Christmas.

1467
01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,324
[Wind blowing]

1468
01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:33,969
[Christmas music playing inside]

1469
01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:37,505
- Hey, would you stop?
- I'm helping.

1470
01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:39,307
- So how long do you bake the
calamari?

1471
01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:40,459
- 'Bout an hour.

1472
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:41,610
And the buccala and the whiting?

1473
01:04:41,612 --> 01:04:42,878
- Baccala!
- Baccala!

1474
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,279
- Baccala!
- 'Bout another hour.

1475
01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:46,448
- It's a real exact science.
- I picked up on it.

1476
01:04:46,450 --> 01:04:47,883
- All right, Tony...
- Yeah.

1477
01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:49,485
Grab some of that--

1478
01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:51,086
There's some antipasto in the
fridge.

1479
01:04:51,088 --> 01:04:52,520
Put it on the table out there,
will you?

1480
01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:55,557
All right, we got
a whole lot of shit to do

1481
01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:58,493
and not a lot of time to do it,
so everybody, listen up, okay?

1482
01:04:58,495 --> 01:05:01,196
I want all nonessential
personnel out of the

1483
01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:01,897
damn kitchen.

1484
01:05:01,899 --> 01:05:03,432
Not you, Carmine!

1485
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:04,966
That means all women,
sweetheart, okay?

1486
01:05:04,968 --> 01:05:06,501
Vince.

1487
01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,169
Don't let my mom talk
your head off.

1488
01:05:08,171 --> 01:05:09,688
- I'll be fine.
- [Johnny] All right.

1489
01:05:09,689 --> 01:05:11,206
Put a couple of cups of
flour in there.

1490
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,641
Get a paper bag out the pantry,

1491
01:05:12,643 --> 01:05:15,343
some salt and pepper.
We're gonna do the smelt first.

1492
01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:18,413
Tony, here. Heat up
this skillet...

1493
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:20,048
with, uh, some oil,

1494
01:05:20,050 --> 01:05:21,349
some hot pepper seasoning,
a little bit of garlic.

1495
01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:22,651
- Okay.

1496
01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:23,952
- All right, Vince, how's that
bag coming?

1497
01:05:23,953 --> 01:05:25,253
- I'm working on it.
- All right.

1498
01:05:25,254 --> 01:05:26,554
Start putting the smelt in
there. Shake 'em up real good.

1499
01:05:26,556 --> 01:05:28,023
- Carmine, fix me another drink,
will you?

1500
01:05:28,025 --> 01:05:29,291
- That, I can do.

1501
01:05:29,292 --> 01:05:30,558
Frankie, how's them
shrimp coming?

1502
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,294
Almost done cleaning it.

1503
01:05:32,296 --> 01:05:34,062
What do you mean almo--
You ain't done yet?!

1504
01:05:34,064 --> 01:05:36,531
You know, your favorite baby
brother was supposed to help.

1505
01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:38,300
All damn day to fart
around town,

1506
01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:40,486
and the shrimp ain't cleaned?

1507
01:05:40,487 --> 01:05:42,671
I turn my back for one minute,
and you guys screw up Christmas.

1508
01:05:42,673 --> 01:05:44,406
- [Door rattles]
- Hey, <i>buon Natale!</i>

1509
01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:46,341
- [All yelling]
<i>- Buon Natale</i> at you.

1510
01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:48,109
I'm here, and I brought my
appetite, so...

1511
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:50,345
Well, I sure didn't figure you
to show up and actually work.

1512
01:05:50,347 --> 01:05:52,314
Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
Here. Come here.

1513
01:05:52,316 --> 01:05:55,517
- [Chorus vocalizing on TV]
- [overlapping chatter]

1514
01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:57,552
- You know, like that.
- I got one!

1515
01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:59,487
- Wow!
- [Laughs]

1516
01:05:59,489 --> 01:06:02,190
Oh, I thought we'd never
get that store closed!

1517
01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:04,326
Oh, finally! You're here!

1518
01:06:04,328 --> 01:06:06,328
- Yeah, hi, Ma.
- Oh, gosh. Oh.

1519
01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:08,530
I gotta get back to the kitchen
before Dad has a conniption.

1520
01:06:08,532 --> 01:06:10,065
- Merry Christmas.
- [Puckers]

1521
01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:13,101
It's good to see you, kids.
[Laughs]

1522
01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:15,070
Oh.

1523
01:06:15,072 --> 01:06:17,038
You must be Beth.

1524
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,640
[Chuckles] Hi.

1525
01:06:18,642 --> 01:06:20,075
Nice to meet you.

1526
01:06:20,077 --> 01:06:21,576
[Chuckles] Yeah.

1527
01:06:21,578 --> 01:06:22,677
- [Johnny] Tony.
- Yeah?

1528
01:06:22,679 --> 01:06:23,995
Grab these, will you?

1529
01:06:23,996 --> 01:06:25,312
Put 'em out on the table, all
right?

1530
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,482
All right, Carmine,
you gonna do the baccala balls?

1531
01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:30,151
Ah! Baccala's a fish...

1532
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:31,653
don't have balls.

1533
01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:35,023
Every year, he tells the same
damn joke.

1534
01:06:35,025 --> 01:06:36,157
Every year, nobody laughs.

1535
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:37,425
- [Sizzling]
- Ah, shit.

1536
01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:38,693
- What's the matter?
- Damn smelt burned me.

1537
01:06:39,062 --> 01:06:40,729
Your mother hears that language,

1538
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:42,397
she's gonna burn a lot more
than your finger.

1539
01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:43,631
[Mr. Oliverio] Coming along,
old man?

1540
01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:47,068
- You're gonna get hurt, son.
- I remember.

1541
01:06:47,070 --> 01:06:48,370
Be good to wash out
that wooden spoon.

1542
01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:50,538
- [Chuckles]
- [laughs]

1543
01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:52,540
Here. Why don't you
put some water on for pasta?

1544
01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:54,075
- All right, Pop.
- Old man, your ass.

1545
01:06:54,077 --> 01:06:55,410
- You got it.
- All right, Frankie.

1546
01:06:55,412 --> 01:06:56,862
- Yo!

1547
01:06:56,863 --> 01:06:58,313
- Carmine finishes the baccala
balls,

1548
01:06:58,315 --> 01:06:59,681
- you gotta get the shrimp in
there.

1549
01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:00,615
- God damn it, Johnny!

1550
01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:02,484
We're working as fast as we can.

1551
01:07:02,486 --> 01:07:04,352
Well, work a little faster,
will you, please?

1552
01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:06,521
Oh, these are gonna be
some nice-looking balls.

1553
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:08,189
- [Door rattles]
<i>- Buon Natale,</i> everybody!

1554
01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:09,357
- Ohh!
- Hey!

1555
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,359
- Merry Christmas!
- Yeah!

1556
01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:13,561
Well, I hope you come
ready to work.

1557
01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:15,663
Hell, no. I came to eat.

1558
01:07:15,665 --> 01:07:17,632
- Where's Louise?
- Kids are coming by for dinner.

1559
01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:18,884
Give me a glass, will you?

1560
01:07:18,885 --> 01:07:20,135
Well, you should have brought
'em.

1561
01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:22,203
- Here you go.
- Johnny, they got no stomach

1562
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:25,106
for this damn crazy 'tali food.

1563
01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,307
Me, you already ruined.

1564
01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:27,509
You hear that?

1565
01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:29,044
How'd he ruin you, Bernard?

1566
01:07:29,046 --> 01:07:31,179
Well, there was a cave-in
in the mine once,

1567
01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:34,282
and, uh, your granddaddy
was stuck down there for, what,

1568
01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:36,651
nine hours while they were
trying to dig us out.

1569
01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:39,554
And he was the only one
that had a lunch bucket.

1570
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:42,323
I got so hungry, that
damn garlic started

1571
01:07:42,325 --> 01:07:43,525
tasting real good.

1572
01:07:43,527 --> 01:07:45,193
- [Laughter]
- That's how I got ruined.

1573
01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:46,828
That's a true story.

1574
01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:48,663
I told him it was only fair,
right?

1575
01:07:48,665 --> 01:07:50,698
Coal mine's gonna make everybody
a black man, right?

1576
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:52,534
- May as well make 'em Italian,
too.

1577
01:07:52,536 --> 01:07:53,768
- Ah, go ahead. You full of mess.

1578
01:07:55,072 --> 01:07:57,439
- Give me some of that.
- [Camera whirring]

1579
01:07:57,441 --> 01:07:58,573
All right, here's to you.

1580
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:01,109
[Big band Christmas
music playing]

1581
01:08:57,367 --> 01:08:58,833
[no audible dialogue]

1582
01:09:39,476 --> 01:09:41,209
[overlapping chatter]

1583
01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:42,410
[clinking glass]

1584
01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:43,912
- Oh, everyone...
- Juke's making a toast.

1585
01:09:43,914 --> 01:09:45,914
I just would like to
make a toast,

1586
01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:50,218
uh, to the chefs who
labored long and hard

1587
01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:53,354
and capped their efforts
with a 45-minute sprint

1588
01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:54,923
through heat, garlic, and
obscenities.

1589
01:09:54,925 --> 01:09:56,324
Thank you. We salute you.

1590
01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:57,392
<i>- Salute!</i>
<i>- Salute!</i>

1591
01:09:57,394 --> 01:09:58,793
<i>- Salute!</i>
<i>- Salute!</i>

1592
01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:00,929
<i>- Gitano!</i>
- I like that.

1593
01:10:00,931 --> 01:10:02,597
- [Glasses clinking]
- Hear! Hear!

1594
01:10:02,599 --> 01:10:04,766
- And you didn't want me to come
tonight.

1595
01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:05,733
- That's not true.

1596
01:10:05,735 --> 01:10:07,502
Mm-hmm.

1597
01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:09,337
I'm gonna get another beer.
Do you want something?

1598
01:10:09,339 --> 01:10:10,605
Uh, I'm sticking to <i>vinos.</i>

1599
01:10:10,607 --> 01:10:12,340
<i>"Vino."</i> Wow.

1600
01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:13,508
- Okay.
- [Laughs]

1601
01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:17,679
- You've gotta try some of this.
- Hmm?

1602
01:10:21,985 --> 01:10:23,385
I-Is this chicken?

1603
01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:24,786
Are we allowed to have meat
tonight?

1604
01:10:24,788 --> 01:10:26,754
Chicken? Nah, that's eel.

1605
01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:30,525
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1606
01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:32,227
Bathroom's that way.

1607
01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:37,865
Whoa! [Laughs]

1608
01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:39,534
- Are you all right?
- [Spits]

1609
01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:42,003
Eel?

1610
01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:44,572
[Groans] I'm full.

1611
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:45,607
It was delicious, wasn't it?

1612
01:10:45,609 --> 01:10:46,975
- Yeah.
- Ma, what do you think?

1613
01:10:46,977 --> 01:10:49,244
Food was pretty good, huh?

1614
01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:50,411
Mom, be honest.

1615
01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:51,479
It's okay.

1616
01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:54,716
The baccala was salty.

1617
01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:58,353
I don't think
you changed the water enough.

1618
01:10:58,355 --> 01:10:59,887
- You never change the water
enough!

1619
01:10:59,889 --> 01:11:01,589
- Ma, I changed it for three
days.

1620
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:02,824
- Ma, I told him yesterday the--

1621
01:11:02,826 --> 01:11:04,425
- For a week, I was soaked in
water.

1622
01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:06,628
He doesn't change the
water enough!

1623
01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:08,563
- That's what I just said.
- Yes!

1624
01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:10,565
Get out. Let me out of here.

1625
01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:12,000
- I thought it was good, Pop.
- [Laughing]

1626
01:11:12,002 --> 01:11:13,685
[Nonnie] Come back here!

1627
01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:15,369
- What, you like this stuff?
- Yeah.

1628
01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:18,506
Sinatra, Dino, I grew up
with all this stuff.

1629
01:11:18,508 --> 01:11:21,276
- Finally, some normal people.
- Oh, here we go.

1630
01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:23,611
What are you listening to, huh?
You like good music?

1631
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:26,014
- Mm-hmm.
- You like polka music?

1632
01:11:26,016 --> 01:11:27,682
- Polka music?
- It's like Christmas carols,

1633
01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:29,684
but they're not about Christmas.

1634
01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:31,519
Need to play some polka
music for you.

1635
01:11:33,523 --> 01:11:35,590
<i>¶ 1, 2, 3, Popolski! ¶</i>

1636
01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:37,558
[Humming along] Scram, shorty.

1637
01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:47,669
[Singers whooping]

1638
01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:51,072
[Beth] Oh, my!

1639
01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:52,540
Does-- Does old Johnny have

1640
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:54,342
a roll of hard salami in his
pants,

1641
01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:55,943
- or is he just really enjoying
this polka?

1642
01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:57,445
- Is that image really necessary?

1643
01:11:57,447 --> 01:11:59,514
- I had to do it. I had to do it.
- Come on.

1644
01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:00,882
[Angelo] Can a guy get some food
around here?

1645
01:12:00,884 --> 01:12:03,951
- [Overlapping chatter]
- Merry Christmas!

1646
01:12:03,953 --> 01:12:05,853
- May I?
- [Humming along]

1647
01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:07,722
Yes, ma'am, you may.

1648
01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:09,824
[Sarah] Merry Christmas!

1649
01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:12,660
- Oh, God.
- Merry Christmas! Mwah!

1650
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,045
- Was he bothering you?
- No.

1651
01:12:14,046 --> 01:12:15,429
- Was that weird? Really sorry
about that.

1652
01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:16,731
- No, no. It's fine. It was fun,
I promise.

1653
01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:17,799
You don't have to do that again.

1654
01:12:17,801 --> 01:12:20,201
If he comes up to you about
polka,

1655
01:12:20,202 --> 01:12:22,602
- just say no every time.
- Oh, merry Christmas! Mwah!

1656
01:12:22,605 --> 01:12:24,339
- Get your grubby paws off me.
- Hi, Sarah.

1657
01:12:24,341 --> 01:12:26,074
- Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas.

1658
01:12:26,076 --> 01:12:28,443
Beth, you decided to make it.

1659
01:12:28,445 --> 01:12:30,011
And I just danced my
first polka.

1660
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:32,080
Oh, the polka. Be careful.

1661
01:12:32,082 --> 01:12:35,516
Someone might think you condone
that type of tasteless behavior.

1662
01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:37,819
What kind of birth control
did you use last night?

1663
01:12:37,821 --> 01:12:39,520
Ouch!

1664
01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,860
- [Christmas music playing
inside]

1665
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:46,561
- [urinating]

1666
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:50,732
[train horn blowing]

1667
01:12:51,901 --> 01:12:52,967
[zips zipper]

1668
01:13:05,448 --> 01:13:06,514
Katie.

1669
01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:15,823
You need three of a kind
and four of a kind, rummy.

1670
01:13:15,825 --> 01:13:17,392
So then I was drafted by

1671
01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:19,761
the Philadelphia Eagles to play
football,

1672
01:13:19,763 --> 01:13:22,430
- but I ended up never going.
- Why?

1673
01:13:22,432 --> 01:13:24,432
Little thing called
World War II.

1674
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:27,869
Marian, you got the sausage
ready in there?

1675
01:13:27,871 --> 01:13:29,404
They're in the roaster, John.

1676
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:31,206
Wait. Sausage?

1677
01:13:31,207 --> 01:13:33,007
Oh, after midnight,
it's okay to eat meat again.

1678
01:13:34,043 --> 01:13:36,711
Mama, want me to take
you to church?

1679
01:13:36,713 --> 01:13:37,879
No.

1680
01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:40,581
Her.

1681
01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:46,187
Me? You want-- You want me
to take you to church?

1682
01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:48,456
Don't do it, Beth. It's a trap.

1683
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:49,791
Nonnie, she really
doesn't have to.

1684
01:13:49,793 --> 01:13:52,760
No, no. Tony, it's-- it's fine.

1685
01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:53,895
I'd like to.

1686
01:13:58,735 --> 01:14:00,701
- [Vomits]
- [splashing]

1687
01:14:00,703 --> 01:14:02,103
[coughs]

1688
01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:04,172
- [bell pealing]
- [train horn blowing]

1689
01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:09,644
[piano music playing]

1690
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:13,047
[bell pealing]

1691
01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:19,020
[woman speaking Italian]

1692
01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:50,051
It's okay. They no
throw you out.

1693
01:14:55,859 --> 01:15:02,930
<i>¶ Ave Maria ¶</i>

1694
01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:16,043
<i>¶ Gratia plena ¶</i>

1695
01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:24,085
<i>¶ Maria gratia plena ¶</i>

1696
01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:32,760
<i>¶ Maria gratia plena ¶</i>

1697
01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:40,902
<i>¶ Ave ave dominus ¶</i>

1698
01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:46,974
<i>¶ Dominus tectum ¶</i>

1699
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:54,048
<i>¶ Benedicta tu in mulieribus ¶</i>

1700
01:15:55,952 --> 01:16:00,655
[fading] <i>¶ Et benedictus ¶</i>

1701
01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:02,957
[instrumental playing]

1702
01:16:02,959 --> 01:16:05,860
[Nonnie] I love my Tony so much.

1703
01:16:05,862 --> 01:16:08,129
He named after my husband.

1704
01:16:08,131 --> 01:16:10,898
He look like my husband.

1705
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:15,570
He's a nice boy.

1706
01:16:15,572 --> 01:16:17,738
I think he's a very nice boy.

1707
01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:22,143
He's going to like you
because you no Catholic.

1708
01:16:22,145 --> 01:16:24,579
Is that what a <i>puttan...</i>

1709
01:16:24,581 --> 01:16:27,081
- Ah!
- [Both laughing]

1710
01:16:29,652 --> 01:16:32,053
A <i>puttana.</i> [Laughs]

1711
01:16:32,055 --> 01:16:34,322
No, it's a whore.

1712
01:16:34,324 --> 01:16:36,324
- Oh. Oh.
- [Groans]

1713
01:16:36,326 --> 01:16:39,627
You no <i>puttana.</i>

1714
01:16:40,196 --> 01:16:42,196
Oh. That's a relief.

1715
01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:45,232
But, uh, you come
from a family that is, uh...

1716
01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:49,870
different from us, maybe,
more money.

1717
01:16:49,872 --> 01:16:54,041
A man can marry down
to a woman who has nothing,

1718
01:16:54,043 --> 01:16:55,109
and it can work.

1719
01:16:56,245 --> 01:17:00,081
But a girl who has something,
no, it's...

1720
01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:03,985
for sure, it's no good.

1721
01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:07,822
Maybe for some girls,

1722
01:17:07,824 --> 01:17:10,124
but not for me.

1723
01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:12,627
You think?

1724
01:17:12,629 --> 01:17:15,363
I think any girl
would be lucky to have Tony.

1725
01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:18,099
Including me.

1726
01:17:18,101 --> 01:17:20,935
[Chuckles] You right about that.

1727
01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:22,103
[Chuckles]

1728
01:17:24,107 --> 01:17:25,890
You sure you no smoke?

1729
01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:27,674
- No. No, ma'am. No, I hate
cigarettes.

1730
01:17:27,677 --> 01:17:28,209
- That's okay.

1731
01:17:29,212 --> 01:17:33,948
Okay. I let you see my Tony.
Okay.

1732
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:36,684
But you hurt him...

1733
01:17:36,686 --> 01:17:40,021
I put the <i>malocchio</i> on you.

1734
01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:44,291
- The what?
- It's evil eye.

1735
01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:47,194
It's very bad for you.

1736
01:17:54,303 --> 01:17:55,970
How was church?

1737
01:17:57,073 --> 01:17:59,073
It was, um...

1738
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:03,110
Actually, it was very moving.

1739
01:18:03,112 --> 01:18:04,278
You know, I'm glad I went.

1740
01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:06,764
- Really?
- Yeah.

1741
01:18:06,765 --> 01:18:09,249
Good. Well, I was gonna stay out
for a bit and get some air.

1742
01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:10,985
You too cold to hang out?

1743
01:18:10,987 --> 01:18:12,787
No. No, not at all.

1744
01:18:13,990 --> 01:18:17,792
So, um, what do you think?

1745
01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:20,728
About the Feast and all?

1746
01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:21,896
I mean, besides the obvious

1747
01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:23,397
psychological problems of my
family.

1748
01:18:26,002 --> 01:18:30,037
It's been about the best
Christmas I think I've ever had.

1749
01:18:31,007 --> 01:18:32,073
[Car door closes]

1750
01:18:33,910 --> 01:18:35,843
That's just great!

1751
01:18:35,845 --> 01:18:37,912
Because I went skiing,
you do this?

1752
01:18:37,914 --> 01:18:39,681
Who's this?

1753
01:18:39,682 --> 01:18:41,449
I'm her boyfriend. Or
didn't she tell you?

1754
01:18:41,451 --> 01:18:43,217
Tony, Tony, it's not
what you th--

1755
01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,719
- You have a boyfriend.
- No.

1756
01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:45,953
Jesus Christ, Beth.

1757
01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:47,822
Yeah, she's got a boyfriend.

1758
01:18:47,824 --> 01:18:49,256
Okay, all the romance
of Christmas,

1759
01:18:49,258 --> 01:18:50,324
it's all just make-believe.

1760
01:18:50,326 --> 01:18:53,928
You made me look like a fool.
Now get in the car.

1761
01:18:54,731 --> 01:18:56,030
Get in the car!

1762
01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:57,364
Don't talk to her like that.

1763
01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:59,867
Or what? Huh?

1764
01:18:59,869 --> 01:19:01,168
- Okay, stop.
- What are you gonna do?

1765
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:03,738
Stop! Stop! Stop. I'll
get in the car.

1766
01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:06,107
I-- I'm sorry.

1767
01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,309
You're lucky.

1768
01:19:08,311 --> 01:19:09,944
Just come on, Prentice.

1769
01:19:09,946 --> 01:19:12,480
Disgusting. Down here like
some sort of slut.

1770
01:19:13,483 --> 01:19:15,249
What did you call her?

1771
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,453
- Tony--
- Oh, yeah?

1772
01:19:18,454 --> 01:19:19,787
- Come on, guinea.
- Tony! Tony, don't!

1773
01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:21,155
- I'll kick your ass so bad--
- Tony!

1774
01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:24,258
Stop it! Stop it right now,
or I'll call the police!

1775
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:25,359
Oh, my God. What--

1776
01:19:25,361 --> 01:19:27,495
Mom, what are you even doing
here?

1777
01:19:27,497 --> 01:19:29,363
Get in the car now.

1778
01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:31,065
Did you call him?!

1779
01:19:31,067 --> 01:19:33,067
We're going home, Beth.

1780
01:19:34,504 --> 01:19:36,837
Just-- Prentice, just
get in the car.

1781
01:19:39,842 --> 01:19:41,342
- Beth.
- [Car door closes]

1782
01:19:41,344 --> 01:19:43,344
Beth, you don't have to go,
right?

1783
01:19:43,346 --> 01:19:44,929
Tony, they're my family.

1784
01:19:44,930 --> 01:19:46,513
Well, can't you just tell 'em
what you want?

1785
01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:51,051
Are you really, of all people,
gonna ask me that?

1786
01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:54,321
Stop. Stop. Just stop. Stop.

1787
01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:57,124
Merry Christmas, Tony.

1788
01:20:10,873 --> 01:20:12,173
[Car door closes]

1789
01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,576
[engine starts]

1790
01:20:15,578 --> 01:20:17,144
[winces]

1791
01:20:18,915 --> 01:20:21,215
All right, all right. Eh,
sit down.

1792
01:20:21,217 --> 01:20:23,150
Don't you make
anything out of this.

1793
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,952
Tony sure threw him a beating,
huh?

1794
01:20:24,954 --> 01:20:26,120
- Hey, Carmine.
- What?

1795
01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:27,288
Shh!

1796
01:20:32,461 --> 01:20:33,861
Attaboy.

1797
01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:35,196
Yeah, never knew
you could fight like that.

1798
01:20:35,198 --> 01:20:37,164
Actually didn't look
like a girl out there.

1799
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,999
Too bad that guy snaked you
with Beth, though.

1800
01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:41,502
I've had about enough of you,
Vincent Salvatore.

1801
01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:43,571
Go scrub the sausage roaster.

1802
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:46,106
Okay.

1803
01:20:46,108 --> 01:20:48,309
I don't even know
why you're so upset at this.

1804
01:20:48,311 --> 01:20:51,445
She's a snob. Screw her.

1805
01:20:51,447 --> 01:20:53,180
I wish it were that easy.

1806
01:20:55,952 --> 01:20:57,518
Anyway, it's probably
for the best.

1807
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:58,886
There we go.

1808
01:21:00,089 --> 01:21:01,922
Do you know what I keep
thinking about?

1809
01:21:01,924 --> 01:21:03,858
What's that?

1810
01:21:03,860 --> 01:21:06,861
Last night, when she
was asleep...

1811
01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:09,897
her breathing...

1812
01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:14,301
was like the most beautiful
thing I ever heard.

1813
01:21:16,906 --> 01:21:19,607
Hey, Angelo, I gotta get going.

1814
01:21:19,609 --> 01:21:21,609
Yeah, all right.

1815
01:21:21,611 --> 01:21:24,378
Tony, if I knew she was gonna
get back together with Prentice,

1816
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,881
I would have never
brought her to meet you.

1817
01:21:26,883 --> 01:21:30,618
Honestly, not meeting her
would have been worse.

1818
01:21:37,026 --> 01:21:38,425
You know why girls
fall for Tony?

1819
01:21:39,629 --> 01:21:42,196
'Cause he's not afraid to tell
'em how he feels.

1820
01:21:42,198 --> 01:21:45,432
Like, the way he talks,
the way he says things...

1821
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:49,336
if you ever talked to me
like that, Angelo...

1822
01:21:50,439 --> 01:21:52,139
you only knew how it
would make me feel.

1823
01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:53,774
[Chuckles]

1824
01:21:53,775 --> 01:21:55,408
Sarah, I'm not that kind of
guy...

1825
01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:58,262
could say those things.

1826
01:21:58,263 --> 01:22:00,313
I-It doesn't mean
that I don't feel 'em, though.

1827
01:22:00,316 --> 01:22:02,216
You know, I-- I feel things.

1828
01:22:02,218 --> 01:22:04,084
I'm just not gonna tell you.

1829
01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:06,186
I'd feel embarrassed,
like you'd think

1830
01:22:06,188 --> 01:22:08,222
I was stupid or something, you
know?

1831
01:22:09,158 --> 01:22:09,690
Seriously.

1832
01:22:11,193 --> 01:22:14,929
Like if I told you last night,
you know, afterwards,

1833
01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:17,598
when we were laying there,
like, it was great

1834
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:19,266
just to listen to you breathe.

1835
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:23,404
It was the most beautiful sound
I ever heard in my life.

1836
01:22:30,346 --> 01:22:32,212
[Frankie] Fish wasn't bad.

1837
01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:36,250
You changed the water enough.

1838
01:22:36,252 --> 01:22:37,351
- [Carmine] Here we go.
- [Nonnie chuckles]

1839
01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:40,421
- [conversation continues softly]
- [mutters]

1840
01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:41,255
Ohh.

1841
01:22:42,258 --> 01:22:45,292
You don't worry about this girl.
I--

1842
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:47,361
I put the <i>malocchio</i> on her.

1843
01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:48,729
[Chuckles]

1844
01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:51,632
That car probably gonna crash
tonight.

1845
01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:52,499
[Chuckles]

1846
01:22:52,501 --> 01:22:54,301
Cut off her head.

1847
01:22:55,705 --> 01:22:58,639
Oh, gee, thanks, Non.

1848
01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:02,209
When I come to this, uh,
country,

1849
01:23:02,211 --> 01:23:04,511
I have an uncle, he is here.

1850
01:23:04,513 --> 01:23:08,282
And, one day, he take me
out to the yard,

1851
01:23:08,284 --> 01:23:10,484
and he show me three men.

1852
01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:12,319
He say, "Pick one."

1853
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,989
[Laughs]

1854
01:23:14,991 --> 01:23:17,257
I don't even know their name.

1855
01:23:18,394 --> 01:23:22,363
So I, uh, pick my husband.

1856
01:23:22,365 --> 01:23:24,598
And, when he die...

1857
01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:28,168
I want to die.

1858
01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:32,373
I love him so much.

1859
01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:36,643
Even though we no
have big wedding,

1860
01:23:36,645 --> 01:23:39,279
big celebration, like on, uh...

1861
01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:42,082
<i>Guiding Light.</i>

1862
01:23:43,486 --> 01:23:45,519
She's a nice girl.

1863
01:23:47,223 --> 01:23:50,657
But there are other nice girls.

1864
01:23:52,194 --> 01:23:54,395
Nice Italian girls.

1865
01:23:54,397 --> 01:23:55,462
[Laughs]

1866
01:23:56,365 --> 01:23:57,731
Thanks, Non.

1867
01:23:58,567 --> 01:23:59,767
[Kiss]

1868
01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:13,280
[door opens, closes]

1869
01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:14,648
Boy, times have changed.

1870
01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:16,450
When we were kids, all she did
was yell

1871
01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:18,218
and beat our ass with a wooden
spoon.

1872
01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,787
Yeah, well, maybe you
deserved it.

1873
01:24:19,789 --> 01:24:21,255
- Definitely deserved it.
- Definitely.

1874
01:24:21,257 --> 01:24:22,589
[Johnny] I'll beat your ass
tonight with it.

1875
01:24:22,591 --> 01:24:24,625
I-- I think I'm gonna
call it a night.

1876
01:24:24,627 --> 01:24:27,294
- Where you going?
- I gotta go home.

1877
01:24:27,296 --> 01:24:29,363
- We're just warming up.
- Ah, I know.

1878
01:24:29,365 --> 01:24:30,397
Take me with you.

1879
01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:31,598
Hey, uh, do you mind if I take

1880
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:32,766
a little bit of the fish with
me?

1881
01:24:32,768 --> 01:24:35,502
- Sure. Take the baccala.
- Okay.

1882
01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:37,604
- All right.
- Plenty of baccala left.

1883
01:24:37,606 --> 01:24:40,574
Best damn baccala
you'll ever have in your life.

1884
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:42,376
Right? Wasn't it?

1885
01:24:42,378 --> 01:24:44,244
This was a winning seat,
wasn't it?

1886
01:24:45,448 --> 01:24:46,513
What?

1887
01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:51,452
[Sighs]

1888
01:24:57,326 --> 01:24:58,659
[sighs]

1889
01:25:12,508 --> 01:25:14,208
Are you okay, man?

1890
01:25:16,178 --> 01:25:19,113
To tell you the truth,
I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

1891
01:25:19,682 --> 01:25:21,748
[Ballad playing]

1892
01:25:23,752 --> 01:25:26,386
Merry Christmas.

1893
01:25:30,426 --> 01:25:32,126
[Sighs]

1894
01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:44,605
[TV playing in Italian]

1895
01:25:58,287 --> 01:25:59,686
[knock on door]

1896
01:26:08,230 --> 01:26:10,864
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1897
01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:16,303
I was afraid you were mad at me.

1898
01:26:16,305 --> 01:26:17,538
You're the guy who holds

1899
01:26:17,540 --> 01:26:19,540
a girl's hair back when she's
puking.

1900
01:26:19,542 --> 01:26:21,408
How could anyone be mad at you?

1901
01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:25,746
You gonna give me a hard time
for going over there?

1902
01:26:25,748 --> 01:26:27,581
I think you needed to
go over there...

1903
01:26:28,584 --> 01:26:32,419
make it real so you
could move on.

1904
01:26:33,556 --> 01:26:35,589
You should write a frickin'
book.

1905
01:26:37,326 --> 01:26:40,727
You're a good friend, Juke,
to Tony and me.

1906
01:26:41,564 --> 01:26:41,962
Thank you.

1907
01:26:43,265 --> 01:26:45,199
You wanna come in
and heat some of this up?

1908
01:26:45,968 --> 01:26:48,202
- Yeah.
- Come on in. It's cold.

1909
01:26:51,607 --> 01:26:52,839
Beth.

1910
01:27:02,851 --> 01:27:04,751
The worst part of being a parent

1911
01:27:04,753 --> 01:27:07,321
is seeing things come at
your children

1912
01:27:07,323 --> 01:27:08,956
that you know can hurt them

1913
01:27:08,958 --> 01:27:11,992
and being unable to
prevent a catastrophe.

1914
01:27:11,994 --> 01:27:13,327
Catastrophe?

1915
01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:18,298
The only catastrophe tonight
was the one that you created.

1916
01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:24,538
[Sighs]

1917
01:27:28,544 --> 01:27:30,911
I would do anything
to protect you.

1918
01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:37,818
I know.

1919
01:27:40,689 --> 01:27:42,990
Prentice is still
awake downstairs.

1920
01:27:44,627 --> 01:27:46,627
And it is Christmas.

1921
01:27:55,838 --> 01:27:57,904
[Fire crackling]

1922
01:28:14,757 --> 01:28:16,623
I was an idiot...

1923
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,860
to go skiing instead of
spending Christmas with you.

1924
01:28:21,830 --> 01:28:22,996
And I'm sorry...

1925
01:28:24,433 --> 01:28:27,301
for losing my temper
and for saying those things.

1926
01:28:28,771 --> 01:28:31,638
I am so jealous.

1927
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:35,609
I just need to learn
to control my temper.

1928
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,680
If I'd have been in control...

1929
01:28:40,749 --> 01:28:42,816
he wouldn't have even
landed a punch.

1930
01:28:44,787 --> 01:28:46,853
Well, it's time to grow up,
I guess.

1931
01:28:48,057 --> 01:28:49,956
I'm not gonna lose you.

1932
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:54,361
It's time to start
planning our future.

1933
01:28:58,867 --> 01:29:00,934
[Ballad playing]

1934
01:29:13,515 --> 01:29:15,649
[Carmine] I'll see
youse tomorrow.

1935
01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:19,086
[Music continues]

1936
01:29:37,673 --> 01:29:39,606
[no audible dialogue]

1937
01:29:42,544 --> 01:29:44,010
[laughs]

1938
01:29:45,814 --> 01:29:47,881
[music continues]

1939
01:30:10,439 --> 01:30:12,506
[birds chirping]

1940
01:30:57,219 --> 01:30:59,786
- [TV playing]
- [sighs]

1941
01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:01,655
Hey, I didn't know
you slept here.

1942
01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:04,024
- Yeah.
- Can I get you some coffee?

1943
01:31:04,026 --> 01:31:06,493
Um, sure, Pap. Thanks.

1944
01:31:06,495 --> 01:31:07,761
There you go.

1945
01:31:07,763 --> 01:31:09,663
[Knock on door]

1946
01:31:09,665 --> 01:31:12,532
Oh, who the heck is that
this early in the morning?

1947
01:31:15,003 --> 01:31:16,670
Hi.

1948
01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:17,871
Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

1949
01:31:17,873 --> 01:31:19,606
We missed you last night.

1950
01:31:19,608 --> 01:31:20,707
Merry Christmas.

1951
01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:23,210
Your mom says you
stayed over here.

1952
01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:25,545
Katie, you shouldn't have.

1953
01:31:26,982 --> 01:31:28,715
Really. I mean,
I didn't get you anything.

1954
01:31:28,717 --> 01:31:30,817
- Stop right there. I just...
- [bells pealing]

1955
01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:33,253
I just came over here
to say merry Christmas

1956
01:31:33,255 --> 01:31:37,123
and-- and that I'm sorry
for everything.

1957
01:31:38,961 --> 01:31:40,227
Go on. Open it. [Chuckles]

1958
01:31:57,746 --> 01:31:59,079
Wow.

1959
01:31:59,081 --> 01:32:02,249
Yeah, wow.

1960
01:32:04,253 --> 01:32:07,020
No one has been
a better friend to me than you.

1961
01:32:08,757 --> 01:32:10,440
And when you come round,

1962
01:32:10,441 --> 01:32:12,124
and you try to get me to
fall into bed with you,

1963
01:32:12,127 --> 01:32:14,861
well, yeah, I want to, but...

1964
01:32:16,698 --> 01:32:18,698
I love you too much...

1965
01:32:19,635 --> 01:32:21,167
not to love you enough.

1966
01:32:22,104 --> 01:32:23,637
[Chuckles]

1967
01:32:24,306 --> 01:32:25,689
Jeez, Tony. You know,

1968
01:32:25,690 --> 01:32:27,073
you wonder why I can't get over
you

1969
01:32:27,075 --> 01:32:28,775
when you say stuff like that.

1970
01:32:30,145 --> 01:32:32,078
I can't be your friend.

1971
01:32:33,015 --> 01:32:34,748
Not right now, anyway.

1972
01:32:36,685 --> 01:32:38,051
I wanna be worth it.

1973
01:32:39,187 --> 01:32:41,021
And I know I gotta
change some stuff,

1974
01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:44,791
but, for what it's worth,
I think, um...

1975
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:48,028
I think you need
to change some stuff, too.

1976
01:32:50,799 --> 01:32:51,932
Merry Christmas.

1977
01:33:06,181 --> 01:33:08,248
[Coffee maker percolating]

1978
01:33:13,155 --> 01:33:14,788
You know, uh...

1979
01:33:16,124 --> 01:33:17,724
I've been thinking about
something, Pap.

1980
01:33:17,726 --> 01:33:19,826
Yeah, what's that?

1981
01:33:21,229 --> 01:33:23,663
Well, I'd like to leave school,

1982
01:33:23,665 --> 01:33:25,365
the-- the business program.

1983
01:33:25,367 --> 01:33:26,933
Really?

1984
01:33:28,704 --> 01:33:31,004
Do what? Come work at the store?

1985
01:33:31,006 --> 01:33:33,039
- No. [Clears throat]

1986
01:33:33,041 --> 01:33:34,240
Um...

1987
01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:37,077
I want to go to art school.

1988
01:33:38,747 --> 01:33:40,914
There's a really good one
in Pittsburgh.

1989
01:33:40,916 --> 01:33:44,084
But at least I wanna try,
anyways.

1990
01:33:47,155 --> 01:33:48,321
You gonna say something?

1991
01:33:52,728 --> 01:33:54,127
Sit down.

1992
01:33:55,731 --> 01:33:56,796
[Clears throat]

1993
01:33:59,368 --> 01:34:00,967
Let me tell you something.

1994
01:34:00,969 --> 01:34:02,802
When my father came to
this country,

1995
01:34:02,804 --> 01:34:05,939
he worked like a goddamn slave
in them mines.

1996
01:34:06,742 --> 01:34:07,807
The mines killed him.

1997
01:34:09,211 --> 01:34:11,645
Just so his family
could do a little bit better

1998
01:34:11,647 --> 01:34:13,179
than they did back in
the old country.

1999
01:34:14,116 --> 01:34:15,915
And, thanks to him...

2000
01:34:16,952 --> 01:34:19,252
I was able to get out...

2001
01:34:20,288 --> 01:34:23,056
and start the store.

2002
01:34:23,058 --> 01:34:24,224
Because of that,

2003
01:34:24,226 --> 01:34:27,127
your dad never had to
work in the mines.

2004
01:34:28,864 --> 01:34:30,430
You think we're just done here,
that's it?

2005
01:34:30,432 --> 01:34:31,831
We went through all the shit

2006
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:33,333
we went through just to stand
still?

2007
01:34:33,335 --> 01:34:36,136
You wanna go to art school?

2008
01:34:36,138 --> 01:34:37,737
Do you?

2009
01:34:37,739 --> 01:34:39,072
Then, you go to art school.

2010
01:34:42,210 --> 01:34:45,045
Dad would never go for it.

2011
01:34:45,047 --> 01:34:47,881
Have you ever even asked him?
Hmm?

2012
01:34:53,955 --> 01:34:54,971
Give the man a little credit.

2013
01:34:54,972 --> 01:34:55,988
Now do me a favor.
Take out the garbage, will you?

2014
01:34:55,991 --> 01:34:58,291
Your brother was supposed to
take it out, and he didn't,

2015
01:34:58,293 --> 01:35:00,226
- and the whole house is
stinking.

2016
01:35:00,228 --> 01:35:00,994
- All right.

2017
01:35:16,078 --> 01:35:17,977
Shit.

2018
01:35:23,151 --> 01:35:25,118
How are you people at breakfast?

2019
01:35:26,254 --> 01:35:28,722
You mean how do they act,
or how's the food?

2020
01:35:28,724 --> 01:35:29,989
Both.

2021
01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:35,795
Well, um, Christmas,

2022
01:35:35,797 --> 01:35:38,331
Easter, funerals, bar mitzvahs,
it doesn't really matter.

2023
01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:39,999
They're always the same.

2024
01:35:42,170 --> 01:35:43,970
- The food's pretty great,
though.

2025
01:35:43,972 --> 01:35:44,471
- [Chuckles]

2026
01:35:46,208 --> 01:35:48,408
About Prentice, I'm so--

2027
01:35:56,251 --> 01:35:57,484
<i>Buon Natale, Antonio.</i>

2028
01:35:57,486 --> 01:35:59,018
[Laughs]

2029
01:35:59,020 --> 01:36:00,320
<i>Buon Natale.</i>

2030
01:36:00,322 --> 01:36:03,323
[Music playing]

2031
01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:11,531
[no audible dialogue]

2032
01:36:11,533 --> 01:36:13,800
[Christmas music playing]