[21:56:15]  SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #reddit
[21:56:19] <aperson> that nick
[21:56:20] <aperson> ap
[21:56:26] <SamVib> anyone else having problems signing in?
[21:56:31] <aperson> I check it periodically
[21:56:35] <aperson> SamVib↳ it's just you
[21:56:37] <aperson> keep trying
[21:56:42] <SamVib> I tried.
[21:56:42] <pinkfu> SamVib, just you
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[21:57:00] <dd-wrt> Tunix2_: from a headache or from life?
[21:57:04] <Tunix2_> pinkfu, although it sounds like your problems were way worse than mine. But i guess everyone has different problems and those different problems can affect them on multiple scales. One thing may not sound so bad to one person but be hell to another
[21:57:16] <pinkfu> eh, I deal
[21:57:17] <Suaviloquent> Alright Reddit, help me decide what movie to watch, Star Wars or Sherlock Holmes?
[21:57:18] <SamVib> you guys trollin' me?
[21:57:27] <justtip> try harder SamVib
[21:57:30] <justtip> like, really hard
[21:57:31] <nnagflar> Star Wars
[21:57:32] <SamVib> :(
[21:57:32] <jaybdavis01> original trilogy or prequels?
[21:57:36] <pinkfu> I still get the vertigo and have a whole host of issues, but I smoke and I stick with my dude and it works out
[21:57:41] <pinkfu> I may die, but whatever
[21:57:44] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, life. I dont think i have the balls to do anything stupid but i had the balls to get very close to that edge i guess i would say without getting too specific
[21:57:47] <Suaviloquent> jaybdavis01, the prequel that came out 2 years ago.
[21:57:50] <Suaviloquent> er
[21:57:51] <Suaviloquent> Not 2
[21:57:53] <Suaviloquent> like
[21:57:54] <jaybdavis01> NOPE.
[21:57:54] <Suaviloquent> 4-5
[21:57:58] <dd-wrt> tunix, i hear you
[21:58:00] <jaybdavis01> Sherlock Holmes it is then
[21:58:06] <dd-wrt> and i have a loaded 38 in my night stand
[21:58:09] <justtip> this orange four loko is strong to quiet strong
[21:58:10] <zaapiel> sherlock holmes was a pimp
[21:58:10] <SamVib> theres not even an option to sign in.
[21:58:19] <SamVib> just register
[21:58:25] <dd-wrt> SamVib, is your browser up to date?
[21:58:27] <SamVib> I click register and sign in
[21:58:27] <pinkfu> Tunix2_, if you ever start looking at the clock and noticing that what seems like hours is only a few min, then get help
[21:58:36] <SamVib> but yet it doesn't sign me in.
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[21:58:38] <aperson> SamVib↳ make sure your computer is up to date
[21:58:44] <Tunix2_> I have a loaded 9mm sitting here in bed next to me. Turns out you do know what im saying lol
[21:58:46] <SamVib> Its up to date. Chrome 9.
[21:58:48] <pinkfu> apparently it is a sign of someone who is capable of trying to off themselves
[21:58:50] <dd-wrt> probably your browser
[21:58:57] <justtip> SamVib, try refactoring the normals
[21:58:58] <aperson> reddit won't let you log in unless you're up to date for security reasons
[21:59:02] <SamVib> let me try another one.
[21:59:08] <Tunix2_> pinkfu, I never thought about it that way but i really will keep that in mind
[21:59:13] <Suaviloquent> are you using firefox?
[21:59:15] <dd-wrt> Tunix2_, my cat literally saved my life in dec.
[21:59:22] <Suaviloquent> reddit's working fine on IE for me, SamVib
[21:59:24] <Suaviloquent> try that.
[21:59:24] <pinkfu> My cat is a huge help
[21:59:25] <Suaviloquent> Idk why
[21:59:38] <pinkfu> SamVib, did you try rebooting?
[21:59:47] <SamVib> Hmm, I tried IE, won't work.
[21:59:50] <SamVib> I'll reboot now.
[21:59:50] <dd-wrt> only reason i could come up with that i should keep living is that my cat... errr... has issues, and would get put down if she wound up in a shelter
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[22:00:02] <Suaviloquent> Weird, IE is the only thing reddit's working for me right now, must be a firefox patch thing.
[22:00:03] <Suaviloquent> lol
[22:00:03] <justtip> SamVib, wait, install netscape navigator
[22:00:05] <Suaviloquent> We're assholes
[22:00:06] <justtip> oh, hes gone
[22:00:08] <Suaviloquent> hi-five guys
[22:00:10] <pinkfu> yes, yes we are
[22:00:11] <dd-wrt> bahahahah
[22:00:16] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, I have a cat but its not at college here with me. I ca see how he could help me through pretty much anything...
[22:00:17] <pinkfu> ahahaha
[22:00:22] <Suaviloquent> when he comes back let's think of other shit to say
[22:00:30] <Suaviloquent> not netscape, how about opera
[22:00:33] <Suaviloquent> or.. safari
[22:00:33] <aperson> I was going to have them change their dns settings
[22:00:36] <dd-wrt> because you live in dorms or what?
[22:00:36] <Suaviloquent> LOL
[22:00:37] <dd-wrt> because
[22:00:45] <Suaviloquent> tell them to open up their wifi
[22:00:45] <dd-wrt> if you have diagnosed depression
[22:00:52] <dd-wrt> you can have a cat in dorms with a doctor's note
[22:00:58] <src> hey, so, not all of the deaths on 1000 ways to die are real, even though it says they are in the beginning? [6]
[22:01:03] <Tunix2_> No i have an apartment but its my mothers cat and she may need him more than me lol
[22:01:07] <dd-wrt> ahhh
[22:01:13] <pinkfu> If he comes back...
[22:01:19] <pinkfu> unplug and wait a min?
[22:01:20] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, not for the same reasons though im sure
[22:01:26] <aperson> then maybe they can try burning a linux livecd and testing reddit from there
[22:01:42] <aperson> could be a windows issue
[22:01:45] <zaapiel> lol linux
[22:01:49] <justtip> i miss degaussing my monitor
[22:01:54] <zaapiel> computers are a fad anyways
[22:01:55] <justtip> bbwaaaanngggg
[22:02:00] <Suaviloquent> tell them to try on the ipad
[22:02:02] <pinkfu> oh man, we are awful people
[22:02:03] <Suaviloquent> works just fine on the ipad!
[22:02:06] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, I dont have the money to go out and get a therapist. I dont even know if i really need one but if i did i would be to afraid to have a paper trail on that sort of thing
[22:02:06] <Suaviloquent> idk about laptops and desktops
[22:02:07] <pinkfu> let's keep doing it
[22:02:13] <dd-wrt> when i broke up with my ex (whose cat i basically raised from a kitten because he was gone for work all the time) and no longer had a kitty around, i realized how much it helped me, and got my shrink to write a letter to my landlord telling him to make an exception to his policy and let me have a cat
[22:02:13] <zaapiel> i have an ipad
[22:02:19] <zaapiel> i used to to seduce wimmins
[22:02:26] <zaapiel> but also to make typos
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[22:02:40] <jaybdavis01> dd-wrt: did he make an exception for you?
[22:02:42] <pinkfu> haha I just impressed my gay-bro with a belch
[22:02:45] <src> how many times have you held it up to your ear like it was a big phone?
[22:02:52] <dd-wrt> jaybdavis01: he was legally obligated to
[22:03:02] <dd-wrt> americans with disabilities act
[22:03:11] <jaybdavis01> that counts for that?
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[22:03:16] <jaybdavis01> That's cool, I didn't know that
[22:03:19] <zaapiel> my dad said you always have more than one kid because one might be gay
[22:03:35] <dd-wrt> yeah it's discrimination on the basis of disability if you don't allow a "comfort animal"
[22:03:47] <pinkfu> zaapiel, haha
[22:03:48] <dd-wrt> legally protected in the same manner as a service animal
[22:03:53] <Suaviloquent> My dad told me that if I ever got a piercing or a tattoo, or turned gay, not to step inside his house
[22:03:56] <justtip> zaapiel, are you an only child
[22:03:58] <Suaviloquent> Daddy-O is veryyyyyyy closed minded
[22:04:03] <pinkfu> dude, that is fucked up
[22:04:05] <zaapiel> nah 3 brothers
[22:04:07] <Suaviloquent> And believes getting a tattoo and piercing means being gay..
[22:04:11] <src> yeah
[22:04:13] <src> fucked up yo
[22:04:19] <pinkfu> Well, my gay bro may be one of the few gay men to never go through any of that shit
[22:04:34] <pinkfu> No one in the family gives a shit
[22:04:35] <Tunix2_> dd-wrt, i am going to venture off a bit but i thought about this for a while.  in a weird way having the gun reinforces the fact that i would never use it on myself. Something about it being there and allowing me the capability. Plus i dont think i could put all the ones i love through that type of hell, especially after loosing my old man
[22:04:36] <src> my entire family is socially akward
[22:04:38] <dd-wrt> sometimes i forget i have a tattoo and then i'm looking at myself in the bathroom mirror and i'm like WHOA
[22:04:47] <pinkfu> other than telling him to tone down the faggy shit once in a while
[22:04:48] <jaybdavis01> that's cool i didn't know that companion animals counted too
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[22:04:52] <dd-wrt> yeah tunix
[22:04:54] <jaybdavis01> That's good, they can really help people
[22:05:01]  SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #reddit
[22:05:04] <pinkfu> but we tell my hippy-bro to tone down his hippie shit too
[22:05:06] <Suaviloquent> My mom thinks all girls are crazy, except Indian ones (I'm Indian as well, by birth)
[22:05:09] <pinkfu> SamVib, it work?
[22:05:14] <SamVib> nope :(
[22:05:14] <dd-wrt> as i told a friend recently
[22:05:20] <Suaviloquent> SamVib, dude, did you try IE?
[22:05:24] <dd-wrt> i've had the desire and the means for over ten years and i'm still here
[22:05:25] <SamVib> Yep.
[22:05:27] <pinkfu> Maybe if you unplug and wait a minute
[22:05:28] <dd-wrt> so take comfort in that
[22:05:32] <Suaviloquent> weird, cause it works for me
[22:05:37] <Suaviloquent> do u have safari or opera or another browser?
[22:05:41] <Suaviloquent> cause ff and chrome don't work
[22:05:42] <src> what's wrong?
[22:05:47] <SamVib> I'll try opera
[22:05:48] <src> perhaps i could be of assistance
[22:06:00]  src dawns his cape
[22:06:02] <Tunix2_> I will keep that in mind
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[22:06:06] <Suaviloquent> super-src
[22:06:12] <dd-wrt> have you upgraded to firefox 4.0 yet?
[22:06:16] <dd-wrt> because that could be the problem
[22:06:23] <jaybdavis01> Reddit works for me
[22:06:25] <Tunix2_> Okay I have been in my own world here for a minute. What technical problems are we trying to troubleshoot?
[22:06:26] <SamVib> I use Chrome.
[22:06:27] <jaybdavis01> it's just in read only mode
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[22:06:31] <pinkfu> Me too, I use Chrome :/
[22:06:37] <jaybdavis01> Firefox on OS X
[22:06:38] <pinkfu> I am on the Beta channel though
[22:06:38] <src> opera <3
[22:06:39] <pinkfu> are you?
[22:06:40] <jaybdavis01> Firefox 3
[22:06:42] <Suaviloquent> same here, went from chrome -> ff -> IE
[22:06:45] <Suaviloquent> that's the only thing it'd work on
[22:06:46] <Tunix2_> Chrome
[22:06:48] <Suaviloquent> Idk about the others
[22:06:50] <SamVib> Nope.
[22:06:52] <src> fags
[22:07:03] <Suaviloquent> have you tried refreshing your IP's dns?
[22:07:04] <Tunix2_> src, source?
[22:07:08] <pinkfu> SamVib, which Chrome channel are you on?
[22:07:12] <dd-wrt> SamVib: do you have another computer you can try?
[22:07:20] <SamVib> chrome 9
[22:07:25] <src> Tunix2_:  huh?
[22:07:26] <SamVib> I'll try my phone.
[22:07:27] <pinkfu> Is it the beta channel?
[22:07:32] <MatthewSly> New Politics gives me eargasms.
[22:07:34] <pinkfu> that is what I'm on
[22:07:35] <SamVib> crap, phone is dead
[22:07:38] <Tunix2_> src, nvm
[22:07:40] <dd-wrt> damn
[22:07:41] <Suaviloquent> samvib, are you on windows?
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[22:07:45] <SamVib> I'll ask my brother if he can log on.
[22:07:48] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 8
[22:07:50] <jaybdavis01> what websites aren't working?
[22:07:51] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 7*
[22:07:53] <Suaviloquent> windows 8, lol
[22:07:56] <dd-wrt> windows 8 huh
[22:07:56] <Suaviloquent> okay
[22:07:58] <pinkfu> I'm on Ubuntu
[22:07:59] <SamVib> Just Reddit.
[22:08:04] <Limp_Trizkit> i'm on windows8
[22:08:07] <Suaviloquent> samvib: do this, run cmd as administrator
[22:08:07] <Tunix2_> Hes from the future that makes sense!
[22:08:10] <pinkfu> Maybe your ip was banned?
[22:08:12] <Suaviloquent> then type in ipconfig /flushdns
[22:08:20] <pinkfu> Did you post something terrible?
[22:08:22] <src> SamVib:  clear cache/cookies/temp internet history?
[22:08:23] <jaybdavis01> You can't even get it to load at all?
[22:08:27] <SamVib> It loads.
[22:08:30] <SamVib> I can't log in.
[22:08:34] <Suaviloquent> weird..
[22:08:34] <src> lol
[22:08:35] <pinkfu> What does it say?
[22:08:37] <supersaw> you broke it
[22:08:40] <Suaviloquent> do you have a username on reddit?
[22:08:41] <justtip> log in, but with vigor
[22:08:42] <uhfekt> YOU BROKE IT?!?
[22:08:44] <SamVib> It doesn't say anything.
[22:08:45] <justtip> you have to want it
[22:08:51] <pinkfu> Like, when you login, what does it say?
[22:08:52] <Suaviloquent> is your username samvib?
[22:08:52] <uhfekt> HOW DID YOU BREAK IT?!?!
[22:08:56] <SamVib> theres not an option for me to log in.
[22:08:59] <Suaviloquent> wtf
[22:09:02] <SamVib> its SwypeTips
[22:09:03] <uhfekt> i think ur banned dawg
[22:09:04] <Suaviloquent> the entire dialog box disappeared?
[22:09:05] <src> yeah, what happens when you click login?
[22:09:05] <Suaviloquent> okay
[22:09:05] <pinkfu> weird
[22:09:09] <uhfekt> you madd banned
[22:09:11] <SamVib> and I click "Register"
[22:09:13] <pinkfu> are you logging in from the  main page?
[22:09:14] <uhfekt> for life
[22:09:16] <jaybdavis01> Does anyone use opendns?
[22:09:16] <SamVib> and then I log in from there
[22:09:16] <dd-wrt> if you want to give me your password i'll try it from my computer
[22:09:23] <aperson> SamVib↳ have you tried changing your DNS?
[22:09:26] <Suaviloquent> I messaged you SwypeTips, you should be getting a message from 'lolliquent' soon
[22:09:28] <Suaviloquent> er, if you can log in
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[22:09:31] <Suaviloquent> it'll show you instructions
[22:09:36] <uhfekt> flushdns wont help for a ban
[22:09:38] <SamVib> then it takes me back to reddit and I am not logged it.
[22:09:39] <supersaw> give me your credit card and your firstborn child and i'll try to login for you
[22:09:40] <Suaviloquent> yeah, damn
[22:09:46] <SamVib> I don't know if I am banned :\
[22:09:51] <Suaviloquent> You probably are..
[22:09:53] <pinkfu> SamVib, which page are you trying to login from?
[22:09:54] <SamVib> I didn't post anything bad
[22:09:56] <Suaviloquent> because if the login info is gone completely
[22:09:58] <SamVib> I rarely post.
[22:09:59] <uhfekt> im guessing its a life-time ban
[22:10:03] <uhfekt> cause reddit doesnt fuck around
[22:10:05] <Tunix2_> SamVib, email me at trusted1@mailinator.com with your user and pass and ill check if you got banned or not
[22:10:05] <src> have you made any rude/crude/vile comments lately
[22:10:10] <justtip> possibly panned for underposting
[22:10:12] <SamVib> pinkfu, from the mainpage
[22:10:16] <SamVib> Nope.
[22:10:18] <justtip> baannnnedddddd
[22:10:22] <src> totally banned
[22:10:22] <pinkfu> What does it say at the top of the main page?
[22:10:27] <pinkfu> Anything different?
[22:10:28] <uhfekt> defo banned
[22:10:33] <Tunix2_> Banned as fuck
[22:10:37] <src> mucho grundo banned
[22:10:39] <uhfekt> banned as all fucks
[22:10:42] <pinkfu> Or just the normal page?
[22:10:44] <pinkfu> :D
[22:10:51] <SamVib> .....shit
[22:10:52] <Suaviloquent> you need to find reddit's server farm, SamVimes
[22:10:53] <SamVib> reddit is in "emergency read-only mode" right now. :( you won't be able to log in. we're sorry, and are working frantically to fix the problem.
[22:10:55] <Suaviloquent> er, samvib
[22:10:57] <supersaw> SamVib: sorry dude i just check the DataBass, it appears you are perm-banned forever
[22:11:03] <SamVib> I am stupid
[22:11:03]  pinkfu snards
[22:11:04] <uhfekt> fuck you SamVib
[22:11:14] <pinkfu> hahaha
[22:11:19] <SamVib> why fuck me? :(
[22:11:21] <uhfekt> you ruined everything
[22:11:22] <Tunix2_> hahahaha
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[22:11:30] <dd-wrt> rofl
[22:11:35] <jaybdavis01> They are probably redoing some backend stuff
[22:11:36] <dd-wrt> PRICELESS
[22:11:36] <Suaviloquent> ahhh SamVib, I'll be honest
[22:11:39] <Suaviloquent> WE'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING YOU
[22:11:40] <src> you just got banned irl
[22:11:41] <jaybdavis01> And need the DB to be down
[22:11:42] <Tunix2_> SamVib, not only did you break reddit you ruined reddit for a million users!
[22:11:43] <Suaviloquent> REDDIT IS DOWN FOR EVERYONE
[22:11:44] <pinkfu> Like, trolling hard
[22:11:45] <Suaviloquent> LOL.
[22:11:46] <pinkfu> sorry
[22:11:46] <dd-wrt> SO FUCKING PRICELESS
[22:11:48] <SamVib> fuck you
[22:11:49] <Suaviloquent> LOL, LOL, LOL.
[22:11:51] <pinkfu> SORRY
[22:11:52] <SamVib> FUCK YOU
[22:11:53] <SamVib> :(
[22:11:54] <Suaviloquent> I'm SORRY
[22:11:54] <pinkfu> hahahaha
[22:11:55] * ChanServ sets mode +q #reddit *!*@*unaffiliated/pendragon/x-6137140
[22:11:57] <uhfekt> lawl
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[22:12:00] <dd-wrt> i am laughing so fucking hard right now
[22:12:01] <jaybdavis01> Or they are migrating servers, which would explain why some people can't get it at all
[22:12:08]  pinkfu is crying
[22:12:08] <uhfekt> now thats a real ban
[22:12:09] <SamVib> you can all eat my dick