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- You're a mean one, Mr. K
- You really are a heel,
- You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. K,
- You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
- You're a monster, Mr. K,
- Your heart's an empty hole,
- Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. K,
- I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
- You're a foul one, Mr. K,
- You have termites in your smile,
- You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. K,
- Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!
- You're a rotter, Mr. K,
- You're the king of sinful sots,
- Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. K,
- You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
- You nauseate me, Mr. K,
- With a nauseous super "naus"!,
- You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. K,
- Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
- assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
- You're a foul one, Mr. K,
- You're a nasty wasty skunk,
- Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. K,
- The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
- "Stink, stank, stunk"!
- Dec 21, 2013 by Le Scraf
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