SArais gets #rekt

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<SArais> Well okay, get banned for joking about ice cream, seems cool.
<TerminusEst13> I see no problem here.
<TerminusEst13> Only justice.
<DrVonFungi> SArais: Are you a Counter Strike bot by any chance?
<SArais> Guy says "this icecream is delicious"
<GMOTA_Guy> Ice cream? I love ice cream
<SArais> I jokingly ask
<SArais> "what flavor of frozen cow semen?"
<pancake> Banned for trolling.
<pancake> Kek.
<Eric> weak joke/10
<SArais> yes
<SArais> i'm not good at jokes
<Mike12-afkagain> pancake: you were banned, or he was
<pancake> he
<SArais> sunday shenanigans server "not john"
<_sink> >frozen cow semen
<SArais> he assumed i was insulting people when, not a minuite earlier i said
<_sink> what kind of ice cream are YOU eating?
<SArais> "usually the shit i say isn't serious"
<pancake> >doom
<pancake> >jokes
<pancake> >fun
<SArais> Oh right yes i forgot
<SArais> doom is super srs.
<pancake> What part of NO FUN ALLOWED don't you fucking understand
<SArais> I can't read.
<ijon> 18:02 <+SArais> Well okay, get banned for joking about ice cream, seems cool.
<ijon> are you fucking dense?
<ijon> are you just that goddamn retarded?
<SArais> I fail to see how joking about icecream makes me dense or retarded.
<ijon> did the past fucking HOUR of being a little twat and spewing neonazi bullshit suddenly leave your head?
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<TerminusEst13> This is the same guy who blamed someone else for shitposting about his project.
<ijon> and causing shit for the sake of causing shit?
<SArais> I wasn't on the thread at the time those events occured, you're aware?
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<pancake> o-oh
<TerminusEst13> So you say.
<Mike12-afkagain> He's also the guy who kept intentionally fucking up the 'SO YOU WANNA PLAY SOME DOOM' picture
<ijon> every single goddamn time you speak up, you prove yourself to be a inflammatory asswipe who does nothing but cause arguments
<Mike12-afkagain> by his own admission
<ijon> actually, y'know what?
<ijon> the ban was only one day
<ijon> I'm making it permanent
<SArais> Generally because I was sick of people leaving me to update it on my own when that was never the purpose
<SArais> it was supposed to be one person adds one wad, hands it over to the next person
<pancake> too late mang
<pancake> ijon just dropped the mic
<SArais> Well that's incredibly childish
<SArais> "waaah he joked about icecream"
<TerminusEst13> I agree, you are.
<SArais> And I said
<Mike12-afkagain> Yeah, you really are.
<ijon> wow
<SArais> NOT A MINUITE BEFORE
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<ijon> so the last hour of your neonazi bullshit
<SArais> "the shit i say generally isn't serious"
<DrVonFungi> are we gonna rekt him
<ijon> DID leave your head!
<DrVonFungi> Are we gonna rekt his ass?
<ijon> congratulations, you have no short-term memory
<SArais> I still don't know how you're taking the internet so seriously.
<Eric> b-b-b-but i was just pretending to be retarded
<ijon> tell me again why we haven't ostracized you completely?
<TerminusEst13> Hey, Sarais.
<pancake> notice how he's not arguing back about that
<DrVonFungi> i love me some rekt
<SArais> What, terminus.
<pancake> he just resorts to "u guys r 2 srs"
<SArais> No, really.
<TerminusEst13> Do you know the problem with "I was only joking!" as an argument?
<Eric> b-b-b-but it was a joke!
<TerminusEst13> See, the problem is that you can say whatever you goddamn want and then pretend to be joking.
<SArais> Hardly an argument when it's a statement.
<TerminusEst13> But the thing is, joking or not, you still said it.
<Mike12> that's some SgtMarkIV tier shit
<pancake> SArais enjoys taking it in the ass.
<DrVonFungi> I'll be lurking in #rekt in case this nigger gets the hammer.
<SArais> I'm not denying I said it.
<pancake> ...BUT I WAS JOKING
<SArais> I'm saying it wasn't serious.
<TerminusEst13> And, joking or not, you have to take responsibility for saying it.
<SArais> Which I did say it.
<pancake> you weren't being serious, fine.
<pancake> but you were probably attempting to stir the pot.
<TerminusEst13> And here we are. You are taking responsibility for saying it, but are trying to shirk it by saying "it was just a joke".
<GMOTA_Guy> and even if it was a joke, it was pretty horrible
<ijon> SArais: serious or not, you not only take responsibility for it, but you were also warned to stop that shit
<SArais> I still fail to understand why john belived I was "continuing this shit" by joking about ice cream being frozen cow semen, but whatever.
<ijon> and you kept doing it
<Mike12> Here's the things
* pancake switches back over to Netflix
<Mike12> Jokes are supposed to be funny.
<Mike12> They have a setup
<TerminusEst13> Correct. A proper joke is done through subverting expectations. You build up, subvert, then punchline.
<Mike12> and a punchline
<TerminusEst13> You were being ED, "lol nazis heil".
<TerminusEst13> That is not a joke.
<Mike12> you don't spew stupid garbage and then say 'IT WAS A JOKE'
<Mike12> because there was no fucking joke
<DrVonFungi> And here you are SArais, your humor level is on "Andrew Dobson".
<GMOTA_Guy> Lemme give you a good example of a joke
<pancake> >describing /b/
<Mike12> it's just you saying dumb bullshit to get people agitated
<pancake> motherfucking this.
<SArais> I love how you're all automatically assuming I'm praising hitler
<GMOTA_Guy> What do you guys call a cheap circumcision?
<Mike12> Gmota: what?
<GMOTA_Guy> a rip off :v
<TerminusEst13> <SArais> I love how you're all automatically assuming I'm praising hitler
<Mike12> hahaha
<TerminusEst13> You are the first fucking person to mention hitler
<TerminusEst13> none of us mentioned hitler
<SArais> "nazis"
<SArais> "neonazi"
<SArais> GEE
<pancake> >nazis = hitler
<ijon> okay so
<pancake> Sure.
<ijon> suggesting we throw babies into furnaces?
<DrVonFungi> yeah, let's rekt this guy already
<Bloax> praise satan
<ijon> that's not neonazi anymore!
<SArais> When do nazis =/= hitler
<Mike12> there was also Himmler
<Mike12> Mengele
<pancake> and Rommel
<Mike12> and other evil asshats
<TerminusEst13> HOW ABOUT EVERY GODDAMN TIME HITLER IS NOT A PART OF THE SUBJECT
<pancake> and all the other generals
<TerminusEst13> VOLKSWAGON IS NOT HITLER, FOR EXAMPLE
<SArais> it isn't
<ijon> saying that we're "stopping natural selection" and that we need to for some reason crank it into overdrive
<Mike12> who was Rommel again?
<pancake> desert fox
<ijon> that's
<Mike12> ah
<ijon> nazi as fuck
<pancake> general in charge of the african front
<SArais> Did I say we needed to?
<Mike12> he was Luftwaffe though, wasn't he?
<SArais> No, I pointed out that we're the only species that prevents it.
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<pancake> ...maybe?
<ijon> you suggesting *throwing babies into fucking furnaces*
<pancake> been a while since I brushed up on WWII history
<Mike12> ie. not a part of the actual SS/Nazis, just the regular german army
<ijon> Eric can you just ban SArais already
<SArais> you're implying that i'd acctually do that
<ijon> he actually believes his bullshit
<SArais> How
<TerminusEst13> SArais: You are splitting fucking fine points.
<TerminusEst13> "B-but I didn't actually say Hitler!"
<pancake> yeah, he wasn't SS
<TerminusEst13> so fucking what
<SArais> How do I belive in this shit, do tell me?
<pancake> but he was a field marshall
<pancake> those are your words, not ours
<Mike12> yeah - i think he was luftwaffe then
<pancake> luftwaffe was air force mang
<SArais> god sakes, every time
<Mike12> ah
<TerminusEst13> Every time, what?
<Mike12> i'm mixed up too
<TerminusEst13> No, no, finish your sentence.
<SArais> Every time I say anything it immidiately turns into a flame war, shit, i even bring up a wad and it devolves into a shitstorm
<pancake> because you act edgy as fuck and when you have to pay for it, you whine and cherry-pick to garner sympathy.
<TerminusEst13> Have you considered looking at your behavior, seeing what causes that, and stopping it?
<SArais> How am I acting edgy?
<pancake> Then when you get called out for being a faggot you claim you were only joking.
<SArais> No, really
<GMOTA_Guy> The cow semen joke for example
<Mike12> Maybe if you weren't such a little shit
<TerminusEst13> How are you acting edgy? Are you fucking serious?
<SArais> I am serious
<pancake> ijon
<pancake> pls
<Mike12> your interactions wouldn't devolve into this shit
<pancake> pastebin dump
<TerminusEst13> You just got booted off a server for "jokes" and are now defending them, and you're trying to say you're not being edgy?
<SArais> How is that edgy?
<DrVonFungi> wait a sec
<TerminusEst13> how is that edgy
<TerminusEst13> are you fucking serious
<Mike12> [19:12:31] <ijon>: saying that we're "stopping natural selection" and that we need to for some reason crank it into overdrive
<Mike12> [19:11:51] <ijon>: suggesting we throw babies into furnaces?
<Mike12> [19:11:55] <ijon>: that's not neonazi anymore!
<ijon> hold on
<Mike12> I'M NOT BEING EDGY GUYSSSSS
<ijon> dammit where is the logfile for this
<SArais> Bloody hell, why do i bother
<DrVonFungi> http://www.strawpoll.me/1592577
<Mike12> It's ironic, you know
<Mike12> if we were to 'crank natural selection into overdrive', you'd be the first to go
<Mike12> for being a dumb motherfucker
<SArais> oh boy, here comes the proxys
<TerminusEst13> The "proxys"?
<TerminusEst13> What?
<Eric> you have ten seconds to naturally select yourself out of the channel before i unnaturally do it
<SArais> Wanna know what's REALLY edgy?
<Mike12> Eric
<Mike12> Let's at least wait till Ijoin finds the logs
<Bloax> socialdarwinism
<Mike12> if only for extra ass-blastage
<SArais> Clicking "#rekt" when you're the one being #rekt"
<ijon> yeah uh
<GMOTA_Guy> Wot
<Eric> okay, i'll give him that much
<SArais> ALSO MISUSING EDGY
<ijon> I can't get to the logs because atd
<SArais> THAT'S INCREDIBLY EDGY TOO
<ijon> I'll get them when the server ends
<roman6a> oh shit
<SArais> CRAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
<Mike12> ah right
<Mike12> in that case
<TerminusEst13> ...
<SArais> Fuck sakes /doom/
<ijon> which will be, uh
<Mike12> boot this fag whenever
<TerminusEst13> So now you're just being fucking stupid.
<Bloax> you tried so hard
<Bloax> and got so far
<roman6a> so
<SArais> Man the fuck up and stop acting like 5 year olds
<roman6a> when's ban
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<DrVonFungi> In the end, it doesn't even matter.
<roman6a> eric pls ban
<ijon> >stop acting like 5 year olds
<GMOTA_Guy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2VhB7vaZI0
<GMOTA_Guy> WARNING
<GMOTA_Guy> WARNING
<ijon> does he not realize
<_sink> not even the edgehog himself has as many edges as he does.
<GMOTA_Guy> SARIAS IS HAVING A RECTAL MELTDOWN
<ijon> that in *any* social situation
<pancake> >MAN THE FUCK UP
<Bloax> GMOTA_GUY: (trigger)
<pancake> >ragequits
<ijon> he'd get the shit beaten out of him?
<DrVonFungi> it's time for the rekkening
* Eric sets ban on *!*@SArais.users.zandronum.com
<ijon> for being a massive fucking twat
<Mike12> yeah
<Mike12> like i said
<pancake> kek
<DrVonFungi> GIT REKT SCRUB
<pancake> erig pls
<Mike12> [19:17:57] <+Mike12>: It's ironic, you know
<Mike12> [19:18:11] <+Mike12>: if we were to 'crank natural selection into overdrive', you'd be the first to go
<Mike12> [19:18:15] <+Mike12>: for being a dumb motherfucker
<ijon> Eric: ban SArais*!*@* too, to be safe
<pancake> +B *!*@SArais.users.zandronum.com#rekt
* Eric sets ban on *!*@SArais.users.zandronum.com#rekt
<GMOTA_Guy> aw man I missed it
<pancake> +b*
<pancake> YES
* Eric removes ban on *!*@SArais.users.zandronum.com
<pancake> YEEEEEEEES
<GMOTA_Guy> Shoulda got there sooner
<Mike12> get fukt
<ijon> oh yeah
<ijon> he's permabanned from suns too
<GMOTA_Guy> so anyone want to guess that SArias was under 16
<DrVonFungi> THE POLL = 5:0
<DrVonFungi> HE IS #REKT