diary entry 6

Dear diary,

I have seen a lot of shit happen this week.

I did what I could to prepare but I still got caught by surprise. I threw anyone I could defend into my apartment and told them to stay down. I fought and I fought and I didn’t let them kill me and have my spark. I’m kinda full of holes and I’m stuck in the palace infirmary now. Considering how everything is normal I’m kinda sorta glad I decided to get married before this?

I forgave my sister. It was probably a good idea because we both almost died and she’s just as stuck here as I am.

I watched a man fry a god and I think I maybe I kinda want to be a storm mage now? Just a little?

I saw the big bad demon boss carry a big guy up to throw himself at the dickbag tyrant who started all this. Big guy got swatted out of the air.

Elis summoned a bunch of penises. That was cool.

Emilius is still headbutting things.

Pretty sure Cecelia is here because I see clockwork surgical tools.

I feel like I need a year-long nap. Planning on going back when I can move to perform funeral rites for the people that I saw die and couldn’t do anything about. Whether anyone likes it or not.

After that maybe a day can go by where something stupid doesn’t happen. Please?