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- >Guy is pretty much the strongest in the MMO, barring the cheating admin-player
- >Wears a hipster long coat (always must be black) and hides an even more powerful skill for insurance
- >Gets a girlfriend who's the prettiest girl in the game
- >She's also the second strongest player
- >They proceed to get married and then have cybersex
- >They get a daughter who is an AI and also happens to have admin privileges
- >Meanwhile, girls left and right swoon over him
- >The two of them solo a very hard boss that would otherwise take an entire team to defeat
- >Beats the game and sets free everyone who were trapped in the game, is called the Hero
- >Discovers his girlfriend did not escape, her soul is still stuck in cyberspace
- >She's also a rich ojou whose father is the finance behind the MMO
- >Looks exactly as she does in the game (i.e., the super rare hot ones in a mmo demographic)
- >He dives into another MMO to save her after hearing rumours
- >Somehow his maxed stats gets carried over to the new game due to a bug
- >So he's a starter player but has the stats of an expert player
- >Beats the shit out of entire player armies one week after he starts
- >Acquire more girls into his virtual harem
- >Makes friends with demon-god level boss monsters
- >Finds out his girlfriend's soul is trapped on the highest floor of an impossible dungeon
- >What does he do? Stupid question; charge in of course
- >No need for power of friendship, his allies gets their ass handed to them halfway up the dungeon
- >He soloes the rest of it
- >Defeats the insane game admin holding girlfriend hostage by DESTROYING HIS ADMIN PRIVILEGES through deus ex machina
- >Lots of shouting of each other's names later, he reunites with his girlfriend
- >They start dating IRL. Not even dating, they're feeding each other already
- >Ministry informant comes to offer him a job to play MMO full-time with a 6 figure pay in yen, that's few thousand dollars
- >He joins a gun-based MMO as part of his job
- >Chooses to wield a lightsaber anyway. So he brings a sword to a gun fight
- >Gets the rarest prettyboy avatar that's generated at random
- >Meets top female player of that MMO
- >She is the cool beauty kind of girl
- >Wins the in-game casino-ish minigame simply by being hax (probably had his evasion stats carried over, again)
- >Money rains into his pockets
- >Less than a week of joining MMO he decides to join the top PvP event
- >Predictably, he swords the shit out of all the gun users anyway
- >By slicing bullets in half. With a sword. (In the author notes, he actually made an apology for having no fucking clue how guns work.)
- >Cool beauty girl PTSDs because heroines need to have trauma so they can be saved
- >Guy saves her from imminent IRL death, cures her PTSD and defeats bad guy in one stroke
- >Turns out girl's potential love interest is actually a crazy psycho
- >So the guy has to rush to her house and save her
- >Because saving her in game wasn't enough
- >He becomes pretty much her only friend she can open up to, you can see where this is going to go
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