on *:INPUT:*:{
  if ($1 == .hl) {
    //say 4,1 $2 <---- DID THIS HIGHLIGHT YOU?
    //say 1,4 $2 <---- $2 you mad bro?
    //say 4,1 $2 <---- Stop ignoring me ugly fucker!
    //say 1,4 $2 <---- Yo $2 Stop being a fucking jew!
    //say 4,1 $2 <---- Is this annoying yet?
    //say 1,4 $2 <---- Because I'm just getting warmed up.
    //say 1,4 $2 <---- Suck a cock!
  }
}