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- 10:32 tofuboy87: Do you think Elizabethan era porn had parodies of Shakespeare plays?
- 10:32 CraigPS: Local restaurant I’m pretty sure so maybe the Doughboys could go..suck it?
- 10:32 andrezporter: @tofuboy87 i love it
- 10:33 100letsaskben: boston show was fun
- 10:33 andrezporter: @CraigPS im waiting for doughboys to do raising canes
- 10:33 tofuboy87: You've heard of Shakespeare in the Park? This is Shakespeare in the Pink
- 10:34 CraigPS: @andrezporter I want them to wait to come to New Orleans before they try it. I think the 1 raising canes in LA probably sucks small chains don’t travel well!
- 10:34 mandermeat: When is Maybe Don't doing a nationwide tour?
- 10:34 tofuboy87: The Merchant of Penis
- 10:34 andrezporter: In an ideal world i start doing comedy and get enough credits under my belt to do a doughboys ep and drive them to a raising canes then retire from comedy becuase thats all i wanted
- 10:34 TaraR0se: Much Ado About Nuttin'
- 10:34 andrezporter: @TaraR0se hahahahahaha
- 10:34 tofuboy87: Thank you @TaraR0se
- 10:35 totesfersh: A midsummer nights cream?
- 10:35 tofuboy87: Romeo and Juliet AND Othello
- 10:35 TaraR0se: romeo IN juliet?
- 10:35 CraigPS: @andrezporter when Yusong and Emma take over Doughboys after the inevitable murder-suicide of Mitch and Wiger I’m sure Yusong will book ya!
- 10:35 tofuboy87: Not a XXX Parody
- 10:35 GorgonzolaGangbang: A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
- 10:35 andrezporter: MacSex
- 10:35 sjk4g5: wow hitman has ruined your purity yusong!
- 10:36 tofuboy87: He said Purity, not Putting
- 10:36 tofuboy87: But you do you
- 10:36 TaraR0se: Coriol-anus
- 10:36 ndupes: The Temp(inc)est
- 10:36 ndupes: *not proud*
- 10:36 100letsaskben: yje merchant of penis
- 10:36 100letsaskben: the
- 10:36 tofuboy87: @ndupes you should be
- 10:36 andrezporter: @letsaskben lol
- 10:36 lakeythekid: henry viii (inches)
- 10:37 tofuboy87: Julius Pleaser (Please Her?)
- 10:37 andrezporter: Taming of the Shrew (Kinky)
- 10:37 100letsaskben: has anyone said a mid cummers dream
- 10:37 tofuboy87: As You Like It can just be as is
- 10:37 mandermeat: Y'all could be professional Shakespeare porn writers
- 10:37 tofuboy87: @letsaskben You're the first
- 10:37 mjeclutch: Tracy is spanking me! I beat Blain already
- 10:37 CraigPS: midsummer’s night cream
- 10:37 100letsaskben: a mid cummers cream
- 10:38 CraigPS: @letsaskben suck it
- 10:38 totesfersh: @letsaskben That’s it!
- 10:38 CraigPS: Jk
- 10:38 andrezporter: The Cumedy of Errors
- 10:38 tofuboy87: Pleasure For Pleasure
- 10:38 Shydi: NIce!!!
- 10:38 lakeythekid: BallStaff
- 10:38 Shydi: WOWOW!
- 10:38 tofuboy87: Titties Andronicus
- 10:38 TaraR0se: Sonnet 69 😎
- 10:39 tofuboy87: TITTIES ANDROGYNOUS
- 10:39 mistssb: holy shit
- 10:39 letsaskben: can tho sucketh my penith
- 10:39 andrezporter: We're all English majors here so yes we all know what your talking about yusong
- 10:40 CraigPS: All’s well that ends well (the end is a butt)
- 10:40 nerdoraptor: im a history major tho
- 10:40 100letsaskben: im a cs major
- 10:40 tofuboy87: All Swell That Bends Well
- 10:40 nerdoraptor: we get it ben you're a nerd
- 10:40 totesfersh: I went to art school, please don’t judge me
- 10:40 100letsaskben: abbie ill steal ur cat
- 10:40 nerdoraptor: well i want to be a history teacher and i just switched majors so idk yet
- 10:40 nerdoraptor: and ben i'll kill you before you even get close to stealing my cat
- 10:40 100letsaskben: hmm well see
- 10:41 andrezporter: The Horny Wives of Windsor. There are a lot of shakespear plays ive never heard of.
- 10:41 mandermeat: I went to school for physics, but I know there are no nerds allowed here, so I've kept quiet
- 10:41 tofuboy87: Cumbeline
- 10:41 100letsaskben: yusong is gonna be the mayor of cincinatti confirmed
- 10:41 100letsaskben: i cant spell
- 10:42 CraigPS: As you lick it
- 10:42 ndupes: Only if he can consume 30 plates of chili 3 ways
- 10:42 100letsaskben: jerry springer was the mayor of cincinatti
- 10:42 andrezporter: The Two Nobel Kinksmen
- 10:43 CraigPS: I’m cheating at this point googling Shakespeare plays but all the same I’m really proud of “as you lick it” from “as you like it”
- 10:43 tofuboy87: Cory's Ol' Anus (I have stopped being proud)
- 10:43 lakeythekid: lol
- 10:43 100letsaskben: to cum or not to cum
- 10:43 totesfersh: Not bad
- 10:43 mandermeat: 8 ball corner pocket!
- 10:43 andrezporter: The Two Gentlemen of Verona. No change in title needed
- 10:43 TaraR0se: @tofuboy87 "show us your scars, cory's ol' anus!" fuck lmao
- 10:44 tofuboy87: @TaraR0se XD
- 10:44 andrezporter: Out Out Damn Cock
- 10:44 CraigPS: Edward III
- 10:44 TaraR0se: Y e s horror game!! it's nearly spooky halloween season
- 10:44 CraigPS: (The three III s are penises)
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