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  1. 10:32 tofuboy87: Do you think Elizabethan era porn had parodies of Shakespeare plays?
  2. 10:32 CraigPS: Local restaurant I’m pretty sure so maybe the Doughboys could go..suck it?
  3. 10:32 andrezporter: @tofuboy87 i love it
  4. 10:33 100letsaskben: boston show was fun
  5. 10:33 andrezporter: @CraigPS im waiting for doughboys to do raising canes
  6. 10:33 tofuboy87: You've heard of Shakespeare in the Park? This is Shakespeare in the Pink
  7. 10:34 CraigPS: @andrezporter I want them to wait to come to New Orleans before they try it. I think the 1 raising canes in LA probably sucks small chains don’t travel well!
  8. 10:34 mandermeat: When is Maybe Don't doing a nationwide tour?
  9. 10:34 tofuboy87: The Merchant of Penis
  10. 10:34 andrezporter: In an ideal world i start doing comedy and get enough credits under my belt to do a doughboys ep and drive them to a raising canes then retire from comedy becuase thats all i wanted
  11. 10:34 TaraR0se: Much Ado About Nuttin'
  12. 10:34 andrezporter: @TaraR0se hahahahahaha
  13. 10:34 tofuboy87: Thank you @TaraR0se
  14. 10:35 totesfersh: A midsummer nights cream?
  15. 10:35 tofuboy87: Romeo and Juliet AND Othello
  16. 10:35 TaraR0se: romeo IN juliet?
  17. 10:35 CraigPS: @andrezporter when Yusong and Emma take over Doughboys after the inevitable murder-suicide of Mitch and Wiger I’m sure Yusong will book ya!
  18. 10:35 tofuboy87: Not a XXX Parody
  19. 10:35 GorgonzolaGangbang: A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
  20. 10:35 andrezporter: MacSex
  21. 10:35 sjk4g5: wow hitman has ruined your purity yusong!
  22. 10:36 tofuboy87: He said Purity, not Putting
  23. 10:36 tofuboy87: But you do you
  24. 10:36 TaraR0se: Coriol-anus
  25. 10:36 ndupes: The Temp(inc)est
  26. 10:36 ndupes: *not proud*
  27. 10:36 100letsaskben: yje merchant of penis
  28. 10:36 100letsaskben: the
  29. 10:36 tofuboy87: @ndupes you should be
  30. 10:36 andrezporter: @letsaskben lol
  31. 10:36 lakeythekid: henry viii (inches)
  32. 10:37 tofuboy87: Julius Pleaser (Please Her?)
  33. 10:37 andrezporter: Taming of the Shrew (Kinky)
  34. 10:37 100letsaskben: has anyone said a mid cummers dream
  35. 10:37 tofuboy87: As You Like It can just be as is
  36. 10:37 mandermeat: Y'all could be professional Shakespeare porn writers
  37. 10:37 tofuboy87: @letsaskben You're the first
  38. 10:37 mjeclutch: Tracy is spanking me! I beat Blain already
  39. 10:37 CraigPS: midsummer’s night cream
  40. 10:37 100letsaskben: a mid cummers cream
  41. 10:38 CraigPS: @letsaskben suck it
  42. 10:38 totesfersh: @letsaskben That’s it!
  43. 10:38 CraigPS: Jk
  44. 10:38 andrezporter: The Cumedy of Errors
  45. 10:38 tofuboy87: Pleasure For Pleasure
  46. 10:38 Shydi: NIce!!!
  47. 10:38 lakeythekid: BallStaff
  48. 10:38 Shydi: WOWOW!
  49. 10:38 tofuboy87: Titties Andronicus
  50. 10:38 TaraR0se: Sonnet 69 😎
  51. 10:39 tofuboy87: TITTIES ANDROGYNOUS
  52. 10:39 mistssb: holy shit
  53. 10:39 letsaskben: can tho sucketh my penith
  54. 10:39 andrezporter: We're all English majors here so yes we all know what your talking about yusong
  55. 10:40 CraigPS: All’s well that ends well (the end is a butt)
  56. 10:40 nerdoraptor: im a history major tho
  57. 10:40 100letsaskben: im a cs major
  58. 10:40 tofuboy87: All Swell That Bends Well
  59. 10:40 nerdoraptor: we get it ben you're a nerd
  60. 10:40 totesfersh: I went to art school, please don’t judge me
  61. 10:40 100letsaskben: abbie ill steal ur cat
  62. 10:40 nerdoraptor: well i want to be a history teacher and i just switched majors so idk yet
  63. 10:40 nerdoraptor: and ben i'll kill you before you even get close to stealing my cat
  64. 10:40 100letsaskben: hmm well see
  65. 10:41 andrezporter: The Horny Wives of Windsor. There are a lot of shakespear plays ive never heard of.
  66. 10:41 mandermeat: I went to school for physics, but I know there are no nerds allowed here, so I've kept quiet
  67. 10:41 tofuboy87: Cumbeline
  68. 10:41 100letsaskben: yusong is gonna be the mayor of cincinatti confirmed
  69. 10:41 100letsaskben: i cant spell
  70. 10:42 CraigPS: As you lick it
  71. 10:42 ndupes: Only if he can consume 30 plates of chili 3 ways
  72. 10:42 100letsaskben: jerry springer was the mayor of cincinatti
  73. 10:42 andrezporter: The Two Nobel Kinksmen
  74. 10:43 CraigPS: I’m cheating at this point googling Shakespeare plays but all the same I’m really proud of “as you lick it” from “as you like it”
  75. 10:43 tofuboy87: Cory's Ol' Anus (I have stopped being proud)
  76. 10:43 lakeythekid: lol
  77. 10:43 100letsaskben: to cum or not to cum
  78. 10:43 totesfersh: Not bad
  79. 10:43 mandermeat: 8 ball corner pocket!
  80. 10:43 andrezporter: The Two Gentlemen of Verona. No change in title needed
  81. 10:43 TaraR0se: @tofuboy87 "show us your scars, cory's ol' anus!" fuck lmao
  82. 10:44 tofuboy87: @TaraR0se XD
  83. 10:44 andrezporter: Out Out Damn Cock
  84. 10:44 CraigPS: Edward III
  85. 10:44 TaraR0se: Y e s horror game!! it's nearly spooky halloween season
  86. 10:44 CraigPS: (The three III s are penises)
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