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  2. Wear oversized, baggy basketball/warm up pants (not sweatpants).
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  5. Wear boxers and "sag" your pants, as to show the boxers out the top.
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  8. Act as if you have money - Even you are not currently employed, brag about ways you've found to schmooze the welfare system.
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  11. Wear 1, 2, or 3 shirts - preferably white tees under another label brand shirt.
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  14. Wear jewelry like long chains, watches, earrings,or grillz.
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  17. Keep your hair short, or wear it in cornrows braids, a 'fro, Blowouts usually work very good. Fauxhawks are now becoming very popular, etc.
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  20. Have confidence, even to the point of being overly cocky. "Trash talk" others and brag about your skills (particularly basketball).
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  23. Wear anything name brand that looks good, preferably basketball shoes.
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  26. Wear a New Era baseball Team Hat (keep the sticker on, and don't keep the end STRAIGHT).
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  29. Use "Gangsta" slang (G, Homie, etc.)
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  32. Don't act like a "wannabe" gangster, if you want to talk slang learn from other people. Don't make up slang yourself. If you do, you WILL get laughed at.
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  35. Walk slowly, and with a swag.
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  38. If you are old enough, find a nice car. If you have the money, put some nice wheels on it as well.
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  41. Drive the speed limit. Ballers are in no rush to get anywhere. A real baller may even drive 5 miles under the speed limit.
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