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  1. [Scene opens with a random clock sitting in a cubicle, working for an IT company. His phone rings and then he answers it]
  2.  
  3. --CLOCK 1--
  4. Hello, thank you for calling Comp-U-Help.
  5.  
  6. --STRAWBERRY CLOCK--
  7. Hello, I’m having computer trouble! I can’t log into my computer!
  8.  
  9. --CLOCK 1--
  10. Okay sir, give me one moment…
  11.  
  12. [CLOCK 1 types on his computer for a second]
  13.  
  14. Is your computer plugged into a wall outlet?
  15.  
  16. --STRAWBERRY---
  17. What kind of fool do you take me for!? Of course my computer is plugged in, you incompetent- oh, hang on one second…
  18.  
  19. [Strawberry leans over and plugs in his computer]
  20.  
  21. … Uh, okay. It’s plugged in now.
  22.  
  23. --CLOCK 1--
  24. Very good sir, now can you turn your computer on?
  25.  
  26. --STRAWBERRY---
  27. Yes, I’m doing that now
  28.  
  29. [Strawberry turns on his computer]
  30.  
  31. --CLOCK 1--
  32. Is your computer on now?
  33.  
  34. --STRAWBERRY---
  35. Yes, and this is where I have problems: I can’t log in! It says my password is wrong, no matter what I type!
  36.  
  37. --CLOCK 1--
  38. I see. Okay sir, give us a moment and we’ll send somebody over there.
  39.  
  40. --STRAWBERRY---
  41. Okay, thank you.
  42.  
  43. [Next Scene, at StrawberryClock’s house, a different computer technician is here to help Strawberry]
  44.  
  45.  
  46. --CLOCK 2--
  47. Alright sir, what seems to be the problem?
  48.  
  49. --STRAWBERRY---
  50. No matter what I type, it says my password is incorrect!
  51.  
  52. --CLOCK 2--
  53. Okay, let me see if something’s wrong with your keyboard.
  54.  
  55. [CLOCK 2 sits down at the computer]
  56.  
  57. Hmm…
  58.  
  59. [CLOCK 2 looks down at the keyboard]
  60. [Cut to a close-up shot of the keyboard, all of the keys have been replaced with red, Times New Roman B’s]
  61.  
  62. Uh,
  63.  
  64. [Cut to black]
  65. [TEH EDN]
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