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  1. feediko entered chat.
  2. Alpha Centauri entered chat.
  3. The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by CONSOLE.
  4. 14 April 2011
  5. 16:03 - CONSOLE: username:
  6. 16:05 - Ywa: YOUR MOM
  7. 16:05 - Ywa: Can we do this in 3 hours?
  8. 16:05 - Ywa: I'm at work bro
  9. 16:06 - Ywa: username: ywa
  10. 16:07 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Allow more users to use console.
  11. 16:07 - CONSOLE: username:
  12. 16:07 - Ywa: You're the one who can do that bro
  13. 16:07 - Ywa: Brb piss
  14. 16:07 - Ywa: I'll give some ppl officer in a bit
  15. 16:08 - CONSOLE: please message admnistration if you wish to apply
  16. 16:08 - Ywa: You're making typos bro
  17. 16:08 - Ywa: That's not cool!
  18. 16:09 - Ywa: Yeah, e-mail ywa@limetric.com if you want officer
  19. 16:09 - Ywa: And state your steam name here. And your irc name
  20. 16:09 - Ywa: kthx
  21. 16:09 - Ywa: Piss now, maybe a lil fap
  22. 16:09 - Ywa: We'll see
  23. 16:14 - Ywa: CONSOLE
  24. 16:15 - Ywa: REQUESTING PERMISSION TO EXTEND LOGIN
  25. 16:15 - Ywa: TO AROUND 18:30 GMT
  26. 16:15 - Ywa: WHICH IS LIKE 2.5 HOURS
  27. 16:16 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Cannot extend login.
  28. 16:16 - CONSOLE: username:
  29. 16:16 - Ywa: Youre breaking my balls here
  30. 16:17 - Ywa: Hang on
  31. 16:17 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: admin
  32. 16:18 - CONSOLE: password:
  33. 16:19 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hyperborea
  34. 16:19 - Ywa: Oh good I see there are multiple officers now
  35. 16:19 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Invalid account.  Account may have been removed.
  36. 16:19 - CONSOLE: username:
  37. 16:19 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: portal
  38. 16:21 - CONSOLE: password:
  39. 16:21 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hunter
  40. 16:21 - Ywa: You're making no sense grownup
  41. 16:21 - Ywa: Since when is the hunter related to the ARG
  42. 16:21 - CONSOLE: subpassword:
  43. 16:22 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Ywa, I'm trying to recreate what Trickboss did yesterday
  44. 16:22 - Ywa: Oh I see
  45. 16:22 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: i.e. trying to recreate something THAT WORKED
  46. 16:22 - Ywa: Good luck son!
  47. 16:22 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hyperborea
  48. 16:23 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Account locked.
  49. 16:23 - CONSOLE: username:
  50. 16:23 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: jhallick
  51. 16:24 - Ywa: ';alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//\';alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//";alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//\";alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//--></SCRIPT>">'><SCRIPT>alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))</SCRIPT>
  52. 16:24 - Ywa: Shit. No reply. I bet bots from the 1973 didnt support javascript exploits yet
  53. 16:24 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: nice try though, heh
  54. 16:24 - CONSOLE: password:
  55. 16:24 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hyperborea
  56. 16:25 - Ywa: Yo Trickboss
  57. 16:25 - Ywa: Bro
  58. 16:25 - Ywa: You're officer
  59. 16:25 - Trickboss: Oh thanks
  60. 16:25 - Trickboss: We have a list of names
  61. 16:26 - Trickboss: don't we
  62. 16:26 - CONSOLE: -LOGGING IN-
  63. 16:26 - CONSOLE: ---
  64. 16:26 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: BOOYA!
  65. 16:26 - CONSOLE: ---
  66. 16:26 - CONSOLE: ---
  67. 16:26 - Trickboss: Nice
  68. 16:26 - CONSOLE: LOGGED INTO ACCOUNT OF J.H.
  69. 16:26 - CONSOLE: >>>
  70. 16:26 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: dir
  71. 16:27 - Ywa: shutdown -r
  72. 16:27 - Ywa: LOL THEY HATIN
  73. 16:27 - CONSOLE: /end
  74. /hyperborea
  75. /55323-AY2S-99-5-5-5-A
  76. 16:28 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /hyperborea
  77. 16:28 - Ywa: Use cd bro
  78. 16:28 - Ywa: cd /hyperborea
  79. 16:28 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: ywa, it worked just fine yesterday
  80. 16:28 - Ywa: Yah but we must follow RFC-1943
  81. 16:28 - CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
  82. 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
  83. 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
  84. 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
  85. 16:29 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: File is corrupt or incomplete.
  86. 16:29 - CONSOLE: >>>
  87. 16:29 - Ywa: rfix /hyperborea
  88. 16:29 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /55323-AY2S-99-5-5-5-A
  89. 16:29 - Ywa: or that
  90. 16:29 - CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
  91. 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
  92. 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
  93. 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
  94. 16:30 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: No error specified.
  95. 16:30 - CONSOLE: >>>
  96. 16:30 - Trickboss: /help
  97. 16:30 - Ywa: sudo cd /55323-AY2S-99-5-5-5-A
  98. 16:30 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Help or Sudo are not valid commands.
  99. 16:30 - CONSOLE: >>>
  100. 16:31 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /users
  101. 16:31 - Ywa: /yum install sudo
  102. 16:31 - Ywa: /distro?
  103. 16:31 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Invalid commands.
  104. 16:31 - CONSOLE: >>>
  105. 16:31 - Ywa: ls
  106. 16:32 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: He's wanting us to type the end, is he
  107. 16:32 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: wait
  108. 16:32 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: cd \
  109. 16:32 - CONSOLE: >>>
  110. 16:32 - Ywa: cd /~gabe.newell
  111. Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató entered chat.
  112. 16:32 - Ywa: cd /porn
  113. 16:32 - Ywa: vlc knife-porn.avi
  114. 16:32 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: login
  115. 16:32 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Invalid CDs.
  116. 16:32 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: cd ..
  117. 16:33 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Cannot login until logout.
  118. 16:33 - Ywa: cd / (root)
  119. 16:33 - Ywa: /?
  120. 16:33 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: I already tried that, Ywa
  121. 16:33 - CONSOLE: ---OPENING 555.txt---
  122. 16:33 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: interesting
  123. 16:33 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: crypto guys, get ready
  124. 16:34 - CONSOLE: ---I put this here for later.  If you're reading this, you obviously don't know how to use this console.  I barely know either.
  125.  
  126. ~J.H.---
  127. 16:34 - Ywa: Ctrl+C
  128. 16:34 - CONSOLE: >>>
  129. 16:34 - Ywa: ok
  130. 16:34 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: login
  131. 16:34 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Cannot login until logout.
  132. 16:34 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: procyon: we're already logged in, genius!
  133. 16:34 - Ywa: Dude we cant login. We're already logged in
  134. 16:34 - CONSOLE: >>>
  135. 16:34 - Ywa: dir
  136. 16:34 - Ywa: I forgot about it
  137. 16:35 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /end
  138. 16:35 - Ywa: In b4 shitstorm
  139. 16:35 - CONSOLE: ---UPLOADING DATA PACKET 2/3---
  140. 16:35 - CONSOLE: . . .
  141. 16:35 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Wow
  142. 16:35 - CONSOLE: . . .
  143. 16:35 - CONSOLE: . . .
  144. 16:35 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: that's what I call reverse psychology
  145. 16:35 - CONSOLE: . . .
  146. 16:35 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: am I talking to GLaDOS here?
  147. 16:35 - Ywa: whereis data packet2/3
  148. 16:35 - CONSOLE: ---DATA PACKET UPLOADED---
  149. 16:35 - Ywa: locate
  150. 16:35 - CONSOLE: >>>
  151. 16:36 - Ywa: whereis data packet
  152. 16:36 - Trickboss: /dir
  153. 16:36 - CONSOLE: /hyperborea
  154. NEW: /boiler
  155. 16:36 - Ywa: ls
  156. 16:36 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: /boiler
  157. 16:36 - Ywa: cd /boiler
  158. 16:36 - CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
  159. 16:36 - CONSOLE: . . .
  160. 16:36 - CONSOLE: . . .
  161. 16:36 - CONSOLE: . . .
  162. 16:37 - Ywa: I bet this console runs iOS
  163. 16:37 - Ywa: So slow
  164. 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: apparently
  165. 16:37 - Trickboss: Inb4 blue screen
  166. 16:37 - Ywa: or Mac OS X Lion
  167. 16:37 - CONSOLE: data request will take 15 minutes until completion
  168. 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: ...
  169. 16:37 - CONSOLE: please hold
  170. 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: trololololol
  171. 16:37 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: . . .
  172. 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: we should let it work
  173. 16:37 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató listens to the elevator music
  174. 16:37 - Trickboss: no more commands
  175. 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: we should just rest 15 minutes
  176. 16:37 - Ywa: newthread
  177. 16:37 - Trickboss: after 15 mins
  178. 16:37 - Ywa: /boiler
  179. 16:38 - Ywa: FIGHT THE POWER
  180. 16:38 - Trickboss: he's not gonna reply
  181. 16:38 - Trickboss: do /hyperborea in 15 mins
  182. 16:38 - Trickboss: with password borealis
  183. 16:38 - Ywa: Will do boss
  184. 16:39 - Trickboss: Kay :D
  185. 16:39 - Trickboss: Commandhat asks for officer
  186. 16:41 - Ywa: Commandhat, PM me @ IRC
  187. 16:41 - Ywa: I bet the console is fapping now
  188. 16:41 - Ywa: At some damn hot ascii sex art
  189. 16:42 - Ywa: ,-\';__.
  190.           ./ ( _\)_\\
  191.          //  )(e (e( )
  192.         ( ` (    > //
  193.        __\__/' __=/`\
  194.       /'    ` ~/ )   )
  195.      |  _      ,(_,_/
  196.      /  /\  o )   o)\
  197.     /  , \` -     -  \___
  198.  __/  /___\       |\____, \____________
  199.  __\  \_ __\    c '_____). \____ ______|
  200.  ___`o=._  /   _.-'\____ '\/_________|
  201.     /  |  /_.-' _.-')  '''     '
  202.    -.-/_ |___.-'_/  |          |
  203.       (_\_r     \   |          |
  204.         q_|     `   |          |
  205.          ||\     '  '          |
  206.          `I \       |          |
  207.              \    \ |          '
  208.               ) ' / /          |
  209.              /   / /           |
  210.   '         ,   / /            |
  211.  ___________|  / /_____________.____
  212.  ___________| / /___________________|_
  213.  ___________/(`(______________________|
  214.            / |  \ .
  215.       ..  |  ,`._\
  216.           '-'
  217. 16:42 - Ywa: Ok that didnt work out
  218. 16:42 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: come on ywa
  219. 16:42 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: at least send some pictures
  220. 16:42 - Trickboss: 17:52
  221. 16:42 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: instead of dashes and lines and characters
  222. 16:43 - CONSOLE: MD2: 37e240efc85a7ae2199c75af179e9f59
  223. MD4: d28474c5a11d77c0901a7d88c7582080
  224. MD5: 1e76bfc07a75c33dfb5547e7f1f3e12a
  225. CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 :
  226.  
  227. CRYPT (form: $ MD5? $ SALT $ CRYPT):
  228. $1$IKAXxR8v$XQwZbVmhM8rZFFMHQSkZo1
  229.       (form: SALT[2] CRYPT[11]):
  230. psvd7.vKXb4KQ
  231.  
  232. SHA1: 04f1d8e571cc1cacf880d4cff09ae69dc8530286
  233. RIPEMD-160:
  234.   f6e39107e8f8959b351f299f6ae6b3606abf5c8d
  235. 16:43 - CONSOLE: >>>
  236. 16:43 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: crypto guys!
  237. 16:43 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /dir
  238. 16:43 - CONSOLE: /hyperborea
  239. 16:43 - Trickboss: /hyperborea
  240. 16:43 - CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
  241. 16:43 - CONSOLE: . . .
  242. 16:43 - CONSOLE: . . .
  243. 16:43 - CONSOLE: . . .
  244. 16:43 - CONSOLE: . . .
  245. 16:43 - CONSOLE: ---UPLOADING DATA PACKET 3/3---
  246. 16:44 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Awesome!
  247. 16:44 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: wait a minute
  248. 16:44 - Ywa: dump / mailto:ywa@limetric.com
  249. 16:44 - Ywa: that should do the job
  250. 16:44 - CONSOLE: ---DATA PACKET 52/1 UPLOADED---
  251. 16:44 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: i knew it
  252. 16:44 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: that couldn't be the end
  253. 16:44 - CONSOLE: >>
  254. 16:44 - Trickboss: /dir
  255. 16:45 - CONSOLE: messagefromadmin.txt
  256. messagefromhallick.txt
  257. messagefromadmin2.txt
  258. 16:45 - CONSOLE: >>
  259. 16:45 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: view messagefromadmin.txt
  260. 16:45 - Ywa: unignore Ywa
  261. 16:46 - Ywa: vi messagefromadmin.txt
  262. 16:46 - Ywa: nano messagefromadmin.txt
  263. 16:46 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Ywa, he's not running Unix
  264. 16:46 - Trickboss: He's running GladOS :3
  265. 16:47 - flatluigi [no mic]: type messagefromadmin.txt
  266. 16:47 - CONSOLE: ---Administration notice: Any employee seen using public terminal PFD todat will be fired.  Any employee seen talking to J.D.H. will be fired.  This was rushed because I have a meeting to attend.
  267.  
  268. C.J.---
  269. 16:47 - flatluigi [no mic]: type messagefromhallick.txt
  270. 16:47 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: messagefromhallick.txt
  271. 16:47 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: thanks, we know what to do, flatluigi
  272. 16:47 - Ywa: I thought we patched it to Maemo, ugh
  273. 16:48 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: yup i am
  274. 16:49 - Ywa: did CONSOLE just crashed?
  275. 16:49 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: no, it's just processing the file
  276. 16:49 - flatluigi: no, they're still in here
  277. 16:49 - CONSOLE: ---I don't know if this got out in time, but...
  278. Anyone who is in my account, do not open /hyperborea directory.  It's not what you think it is.  It uploads something to the mainframe and starts infecting most programs.  No idea how it works, but it does.
  279.  
  280. ~J.H.---
  281. 16:49 - flatluigi: ...oh
  282. 16:49 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: ...umm
  283. 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: it wasn't me
  284. 16:50 - Trickboss: /open messagefromadmin2.txt
  285. 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: don't look at me
  286. 16:50 - Trickboss: OHSNA-
  287. 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
  288. 16:50 - flatluigi: :c
  289. 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: console is seriously trolling :<
  290. 16:50 - flatluigi: type messagefromadmin2.txt
  291. 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: messagefromadmin2.txt
  292. 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: craigp100: gabe is now coming to your house to personally kick your ass ;)
  293. ----> crap.
  294. 16:51 - Ywa: Quick guys! rar password all your porn before it gets infected
  295. 16:51 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: i just rebooted glados
  296. 16:51 - CONSOLE: ---TUQyOiA5NDk3MGM1ZmIwNWZlNmI1MjczN2MzMjBkNWNlZTU0Ng0KTUQ0OiBlYmYwNzNmYTRmZTcyNWJkNmM5OTgwNzkwYTVhNDQ3Mw0KTUQ1OiAzMDMyOWE0MDRmMWI3NzIyYjBhODNmNjBjNjI5MjkzYQ0KQ1JDIDgsIGNjaXR0LCAxNiwgMzIgOiANCg0KQ1JZUFQgKGZvcm06ICQgTUQ1PyAkIFNBTFQgJCBDUllQVCk6DQokMSRTSkM5UlN3NiRSenNMenFVLldXRVpMLzVyZGpUeTcvDQogICAgICAoZm9ybTogU0FMVFsyXSBDUllQVFsxMV0pOg0KcHNONzlKQ0k0c0M1WQ0KDQpTSEExOiAxMTEwNDNlMzQ0NWRiNTdlODY0NDg1NTlkNzk3MjQ0M2U1MzhmYjYzDQpSSVBFTUQtMTYwOiANCiAgYTYxYzkzOGY1M2YxYzAyMGE1MDc3ZTk0NzZjNjgzYmUwNzg3NzA2Zg0K---
  297. 16:51 - flatluigi: well
  298. 16:51 - flatluigi: that explains everything
  299. 16:52 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: it's base 64
  300. 16:52 - Ywa: Or it's corrupted
  301. 16:52 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /dir
  302. 16:52 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: External interference detected.  Shutting down.
  303. 16:52 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: NO!
  304. 16:52 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!
  305. 16:52 - Ywa: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE FUN
  306. 16:53 - Ywa: BECAUSE BOTS LIKE CONSOLE RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US
  307. 16:53 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: ABORT
  308. 16:54 - Ywa: It left
  309. 16:54 - Frostshocker: CONSOLE has changed their name to -testsubject53-.
  310. 16:54 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: he's now called -testsubject53-
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