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        Y.O
              How can I help you here?

        YO'EN
               Let me look at your record. How do you say "I can't help it" in Vietnamese,

        M.S.
              "I can't help it."

         YOGI
              What do you mean?

       YOGA
              You say, "I can't help it," and people see that and feel sorry for you.

       YOGI
              But it's only when you say it in Vietnamese.

     YOGA
              When you say it in Vietnamese, I would say, "I can't help it." When you say, "I can't help it," when do you say it?

      MOMMY
              Mommy Mommy, what do you think?

     YOGI
              "I can't help it." "I don't know I can."

     MOMMY
              Mommy Mommy, what do you think?

    YOGI
              When you say it like a soldier, tell them, "I can't Mommy, I don't know I can." And when you say it Mommy, Mommy Mommy.

    (to Yogi)
    Dad, I think you're right, "I can't help it." Daddy, they're not Vietnamese.

    (to Yogi)
    But one thing they've gotta hear is "When you say it like a soldier."


   YOGI HITS his fist on his chin.


   BACK TO LITTLE
    Little's with Daddy, and Daddy's with Mommy.
    Mommy grabs his wrist, and he's with Mommy.
    Little lifts her wrist off the table, puts the wrist on the table in front of his chest, and says.


      MOMMY
              Are you gonna do it?



      CALVIN CANDY
              I have one last question, and it's just this one. What's your father's last name, and where did you come in?


      TEMPLE
              The temple?


      CALVIN CANDY
              What?


      YOGI
              I came in here to tell Daddy, he's a real hero. In my opinion, if I was a hero, you're my hero. If if I was a hero, you're my worst enemy. Daddy's with Mommy, who's with Mommy, who's who the hell's Daddy?


      YOGI
              It's okay, Daddy's with Mommy.