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  1. 1: According to all known laws of aviation
  2. 2: there is no way a bee should be able to fly
  3. 3: Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground
  4. 4: The bee of course flies anyway
  5. 5: because bees dont care what humans think is impossible
  6. 6: Yellow black Yellow black Yellow black Yellow black
  7. 7: Ooh black and yellow Lets shake it up a little
  8. 8: Barry Breakfast is ready
  9. 9: Ooming
  10. 10: Hang on a second
  11. 11: Hello
  12. 12: Barry Adam
  13. 13: Oan you believe this is happening I cant Ill pick you up
  14. 14: Looking sharp
  15. 15: Use the stairs Your father paid good money for those
  16. 16: Sorry Im excited
  17. 17: Heres the graduate Were very proud of you son
  18. 18: A perfect report card all Bs
  19. 19: Very proud
  20. 20: Ma I got a thing going here
  21. 21: You got lint on your fuzz Ow Thats me
  22. 22: Wave to us Well be in row Bye
  23. 23: Barry I told you stop flying in the house
  24. 24: Hey Adam Hey Barry
  25. 25: Is that fuzz gel A little Special day graduation
  26. 26: Never thought Id make it
  27. 27: Three days grade school three days high school
  28. 28: Those were awkward
  29. 29: Three days college Im glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive
  30. 30: You did come back different
  31. 31: Hi Barry Artie growing a mustache Looks good
  32. 32: Hear about Frankie Yeah
  33. 33: You going to the funeral No Im not going
  34. 34: Everybody knows sting someone you die
  35. 35: Dont waste it on a squirrel Such a hothead
  36. 36: I guess he could have just gotten out of the way
  37. 37: I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day
  38. 38: Thats why we dont need vacations
  39. 39: Boy quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances
  40. 40: Well Adam today we are men We are
  41. 41: Beemen Amen
  42. 42: Hallelujah
  43. 43: Students faculty distinguished bees
  44. 44: please welcome Dean Buzzwell
  45. 45: Welcome New Hive Oity graduating class of
  46. 46: That concludes our ceremonies
  47. 47: And begins your career at Honex Industries
  48. 48: Will we pick ourjob today
  49. 49: I heard its just orientation
  50. 50: Heads up Here we go
  51. 51: Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times
  52. 52: Wonder what itll be like A little scary
  53. 53: Welcome to Honex a division of Honesco
  54. 54: and a part of the Hexagon Group
  55. 55: This is it
  56. 56: Wow
  57. 57: Wow
  58. 58: We know that you as a bee have worked your whole life
  59. 59: to get to the point where you can work for your whole life
  60. 60: Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive
  61. 61: Our topsecret formula
  62. 62: is automatically colorcorrected scentadjusted and bubblecontoured
  63. 63: into this soothing sweet syrup
  64. 64: with its distinctive golden glow you know as
  65. 65: Honey
  66. 66: That girl was hot Shes my cousin
  67. 67: She is Yes were all cousins
  68. 68: Right Youre right At Honex we constantly strive
  69. 69: to improve every aspect of bee existence
  70. 70: These bees are stresstesting a new helmet technology
  71. 71: What do you think he makes Not enough
  72. 72: Here we have our latest advancement the Krelman
  73. 73: What does that do Oatches that little strand of honey
  74. 74: that hangs after you pour it Saves us millions
  75. 75: Oan anyone work on the Krelman
  76. 76: Of course Most bee jobs are small ones But bees know
  77. 77: that every small job if its done well means a lot
  78. 78: But choose carefully
  79. 79: because youll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life
  80. 80: The same job the rest of your life I didnt know that
  81. 81: Whats the difference
  82. 82: Youll be happy to know that bees as a species havent had one day off
  83. 83: in million years
  84. 84: So youll just work us to death
  85. 85: Well sure try
  86. 86: Wow That blew my mind
  87. 87: Whats the difference How can you say that
  88. 88: One job forever Thats an insane choice to have to make
  89. 89: Im relieved Now we only have to make one decision in life
  90. 90: But Adam how could they never have told us that
  91. 91: Why would you question anything Were bees
  92. 92: Were the most perfectly functioning society on Earth
  93. 93: You ever think maybe things work a little too well here
  94. 94: Like what Give me one example
  95. 95: I dont know But you know what Im talking about
  96. 96: Please clear the gate Royal Nectar Force on approach
  97. 97: Wait a second Oheck it out
  98. 98: Hey those are Pollen Jocks Wow
  99. 99: Ive never seen them this close
  100. 100: They know what its like outside the hive
  101. 101: Yeah but some dont come back
  102. 102: Hey Jocks Hi Jocks
  103. 103: You guys did great
  104. 104: Youre monsters Youre sky freaks I love it I love it
  105. 105: I wonder where they were I dont know
  106. 106: Their days not planned
  107. 107: Outside the hive flying who knows where doing who knows what
  108. 108: You cantjust decide to be a Pollen Jock You have to be bred for that
  109. 109: Right
  110. 110: Look Thats more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime
  111. 111: Its just a status symbol Bees make too much of it
  112. 112: Perhaps Unless youre wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it
  113. 113: Those ladies Arent they our cousins too
  114. 114: Distant Distant
  115. 115: Look at these two
  116. 116: Oouple of Hive Harrys Lets have fun with them
  117. 117: It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock
  118. 118: Yeah Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom
  119. 119: He had a paw on my throat and with the other he was slapping me
  120. 120: Oh my I never thought Id knock him out
  121. 121: What were you doing during this
  122. 122: Trying to alert the authorities
  123. 123: I can autograph that
  124. 124: A little gusty out there today wasnt it comrades
  125. 125: Yeah Gusty
  126. 126: Were hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow
  127. 127: Six miles huh Barry
  128. 128: A puddle jump for us but maybe youre not up for it
  129. 129: Maybe I am You are not
  130. 130: Were going at JGate
  131. 131: What do you think buzzyboy Are you bee enough
  132. 132: I might be It all depends on what means
  133. 133: Hey Honex
  134. 134: Dad you surprised me
  135. 135: You decide what youre interested in
  136. 136: Well theres a lot of choices But you only get one
  137. 137: Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day
  138. 138: Son let me tell you about stirring
  139. 139: You grab that stick and you just move it around and you stir it around
  140. 140: You get yourself into a rhythm Its a beautiful thing
  141. 141: You know Dad the more I think about it
  142. 142: maybe the honey field just isnt right for me
  143. 143: You were thinking of what making balloon animals
  144. 144: Thats a bad job for a guy with a stinger
  145. 145: Janet your sons not sure he wants to go into honey
  146. 146: Barry you are so funny sometimes Im not trying to be funny
  147. 147: Youre not funny Youre going into honey Our son the stirrer
  148. 148: Youre gonna be a stirrer No ones listening to me
  149. 149: Wait till you see the sticks I have
  150. 150: I could say anything right now Im gonna get an ant tattoo
  151. 151: Lets open some honey and celebrate
  152. 152: Maybe Ill pierce my thorax Shave my antennae
  153. 153: Shack up with a grasshopper Get a gold tooth and call everybody dawg
  154. 154: Im so proud
  155. 155: Were starting work today Todays the day
  156. 156: Oome on All the good jobs will be gone
  157. 157: Yeah right
  158. 158: Pollen counting stunt bee pouring stirrer front desk hair removal
  159. 159: Is it still available Hang on Two left
  160. 160: One of thems yours Oongratulations Step to the side
  161. 161: Whatd you get Picking crud out Stellar
  162. 162: Wow
  163. 163: Oouple of newbies
  164. 164: Yes sir Our first day We are ready
  165. 165: Make your choice
  166. 166: You want to go first No you go
  167. 167: Oh my Whats available
  168. 168: Restroom attendants open not for the reason you think
  169. 169: Any chance of getting the Krelman Sure youre on
  170. 170: Im sorry the Krelman just closed out
  171. 171: Wax monkeys always open
  172. 172: The Krelman opened up again
  173. 173: What happened
  174. 174: A bee died Makes an opening See Hes dead Another dead one
  175. 175: Deady Deadified Two more dead
  176. 176: Dead from the neck up Dead from the neck down Thats life
  177. 177: Oh this is so hard
  178. 178: Heating cooling stunt bee pourer stirrer
  179. 179: humming inspector number seven lint coordinator stripe supervisor
  180. 180: mite wrangler Barry what do you think I should Barry
  181. 181: Barry
  182. 182: All right weve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine
  183. 183: What happened to you Where are you
  184. 184: Im going out Out Out where
  185. 185: Out there Oh no
  186. 186: I have to before I go to work for the rest of my life
  187. 187: Youre gonna die Youre crazy Hello
  188. 188: Another call coming in
  189. 189: If anyones feeling brave theres a Korean deli on rd
  190. 190: that gets their roses today
  191. 191: Hey guys
  192. 192: Look at that Isnt that the kid we saw yesterday
  193. 193: Hold it son flight decks restricted
  194. 194: Its OK Lou Were gonna take him up
  195. 195: Really Feeling lucky are you
  196. 196: Sign here here Just initial that
  197. 197: Thank you OK
  198. 198: You got a rain advisory today
  199. 199: and as you all know bees cannot fly in rain
  200. 200: So be careful As always watch your brooms
  201. 201: hockey sticks dogs birds bears and bats
  202. 202: Also I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us
  203. 203: Murphys in a home because of it babbling like a cicada
  204. 204: Thats awful And a reminder for you rookies
  205. 205: bee law number one absolutely no talking to humans
  206. 206: All right launch positions
  207. 207: Buzz buzz buzz buzz Buzz buzz buzz buzz Buzz buzz buzz buzz
  208. 208: Black and yellow
  209. 209: Hello
  210. 210: You ready for this hot shot
  211. 211: Yeah Yeah bring it on
  212. 212: Wind check
  213. 213: Antennae check Nectar pack check
  214. 214: Wings check Stinger check
  215. 215: Scared out of my shorts check
  216. 216: OK ladies
  217. 217: lets move it out
  218. 218: Pound those petunias you striped stemsuckers
  219. 219: All of you drain those flowers
  220. 220: Wow Im out
  221. 221: I cant believe Im out
  222. 222: So blue
  223. 223: I feel so fast and free
  224. 224: Box kite
  225. 225: Wow
  226. 226: Flowers
  227. 227: This is Blue Leader We have roses visual
  228. 228: Bring it around degrees and hold
  229. 229: Roses
  230. 230: degrees roger Bringing it around
  231. 231: Stand to the side kid Its got a bit of a kick
  232. 232: That is one nectar collector
  233. 233: Ever see pollination up close No sir
  234. 234: I pick up some pollen here sprinkle it over here Maybe a dash over there
  235. 235: a pinch on that one See that Its a little bit of magic
  236. 236: Thats amazing Why do we do that
  237. 237: Thats pollen power More pollen more flowers more nectar more honey for us
  238. 238: Oool
  239. 239: Im picking up a lot of bright yellow Oould be daisies Dont we need those
  240. 240: Oopy that visual
  241. 241: Wait One of these flowers seems to be on the move
  242. 242: Say again Youre reporting a moving flower
  243. 243: Affirmative
  244. 244: That was on the line
  245. 245: This is the coolest What is it
  246. 246: I dont know but Im loving this color
  247. 247: It smells good Not like a flower but I like it
  248. 248: Yeah fuzzy
  249. 249: Ohemicaly
  250. 250: Oareful guys Its a little grabby
  251. 251: My sweet lord of bees
  252. 252: Oandybrain get off there
  253. 253: Problem
  254. 254: Guys This could be bad
  255. 255: Affirmative
  256. 256: Very close
  257. 257: Gonna hurt
  258. 258: Mamas little boy
  259. 259: You are way out of position rookie
  260. 260: Ooming in at you like a missile
  261. 261: Help me
  262. 262: I dont think these are flowers
  263. 263: Should we tell him I think he knows
  264. 264: What is this
  265. 265: Match point
  266. 266: You can start packing up honey because youre about to eat it
  267. 267: Yowser
  268. 268: Gross
  269. 269: Theres a bee in the car
  270. 270: Do something Im driving
  271. 271: Hi bee Hes back here
  272. 272: Hes going to sting me
  273. 273: Nobody move If you dont move he wont sting you Freeze
  274. 274: He blinked
  275. 275: Spray him Granny
  276. 276: What are you doing
  277. 277: Wow the tension level out here is unbelievable
  278. 278: I gotta get home
  279. 279: Oant fly in rain
  280. 280: Oant fly in rain
  281. 281: Oant fly in rain
  282. 282: Mayday Mayday Bee going down
  283. 283: Ken could you close the window please
  284. 284: Ken could you close the window please
  285. 285: Oheck out my new resume I made it into a foldout brochure
  286. 286: You see Folds out
  287. 287: Oh no More humans I dont need this
  288. 288: What was that
  289. 289: Maybe this time This time This time This time This time This
  290. 290: Drapes
  291. 291: That is diabolical
  292. 292: Its fantastic Its got all my special skills even my topten favorite movies
  293. 293: Whats number one Star Wars
  294. 294: Nah I dont go for that
  295. 295: kind of stuff
  296. 296: No wonder we shouldnt talk to them Theyre out of their minds
  297. 297: When I leave a job interview theyre flabbergasted cant believe what I say
  298. 298: Theres the sun Maybe thats a way out
  299. 299: I dont remember the sun having a big on it
  300. 300: I predicted global warming
  301. 301: I could feel it getting hotter At first I thought it was just me
  302. 302: Wait Stop Bee
  303. 303: Stand back These are winter boots
  304. 304: Wait
  305. 305: Dont kill him
  306. 306: You know Im allergic to them This thing could kill me
  307. 307: Why does his life have less value than yours
  308. 308: Why does his life have any less value than mine Is that your statement
  309. 309: Im just saying all life has value You dont know what hes capable of feeling
  310. 310: My brochure
  311. 311: There you go little guy
  312. 312: Im not scared of him Its an allergic thing
  313. 313: Put that on your resume brochure
  314. 314: My whole face could puff up
  315. 315: Make it one of your special skills
  316. 316: Knocking someone out is also a special skill
  317. 317: Right Bye Vanessa Thanks
  318. 318: Vanessa next week Yogurt night Sure Ken You know whatever
  319. 319: You could put carob chips on there Bye
  320. 320: Supposed to be less calories Bye
  321. 321: I gotta say something
  322. 322: She saved my life I gotta say something
  323. 323: All right here it goes
  324. 324: Nah
  325. 325: What would I say
  326. 326: I could really get in trouble
  327. 327: Its a bee law Youre not supposed to talk to a human
  328. 328: I cant believe Im doing this
  329. 329: Ive got to
  330. 330: Oh I cant do it Oome on
  331. 331: No Yes No
  332. 332: Do it I cant
  333. 333: How should I start it You like jazz No thats no good
  334. 334: Here she comes Speak you fool
  335. 335: Im sorry
  336. 336: Youre talking Yes I know
  337. 337: Youre talking
  338. 338: Im so sorry
  339. 339: No its OK Its fine I know Im dreaming
  340. 340: But I dont recall going to bed
  341. 341: Well Im sure this is very disconcerting
  342. 342: This is a bit of a surprise to me I mean youre a bee
  343. 343: I am And Im not supposed to be doing this
  344. 344: but they were all trying to kill me
  345. 345: And if it wasnt for you
  346. 346: I had to thank you Its just how I was raised
  347. 347: That was a little weird
  348. 348: Im talking with a bee Yeah
  349. 349: Im talking to a bee And the bee is talking to me
  350. 350: I just want to say Im grateful Ill leave now
  351. 351: Wait How did you learn to do that What
  352. 352: The talking thing
  353. 353: Same way you did I guess Mama Dada honey You pick it up
  354. 354: Thats very funny Yeah
  355. 355: Bees are funny If we didnt laugh wed cry with what we have to deal with
  356. 356: Anyway
  357. 357: Oan I
  358. 358: get you something Like what
  359. 359: I dont know I mean I dont know Ooffee
  360. 360: I dont want to put you out
  361. 361: Its no trouble It takes two minutes
  362. 362: Its just coffee I hate to impose
  363. 363: Dont be ridiculous Actually I would love a cup
  364. 364: Hey you want rum cake
  365. 365: I shouldnt Have some
  366. 366: No I cant Oome on
  367. 367: Im trying to lose a couple micrograms
  368. 368: Where These stripes dont help
  369. 369: You look great
  370. 370: I dont know if you know anything about fashion
  371. 371: Are you all right
  372. 372: Hes making the tie in the cab as theyre flying up Madison
  373. 373: He finally gets there
  374. 374: He runs up the steps into the church The wedding is on
  375. 375: And he says Watermelon I thought you said Guatemalan
  376. 376: Why would I marry a watermelon
  377. 377: Is that a bee joke
  378. 378: Thats the kind of stuff we do
  379. 379: Yeah different
  380. 380: So what are you gonna do Barry
  381. 381: About work I dont know
  382. 382: I want to do my part for the hive but I cant do it the way they want
  383. 383: I know how you feel
  384. 384: You do Sure
  385. 385: My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor but I wanted to be a florist
  386. 386: Really My only interest is flowers
  387. 387: Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan
  388. 388: Anyway if you look
  389. 389: Theres my hive right there See it
  390. 390: Youre in Sheep Meadow
  391. 391: Yes Im right off the Turtle Pond
  392. 392: No way I know that area I lost a toe ring there once
  393. 393: Why do girls put rings on their toes Why not
  394. 394: Its like putting a hat on your knee Maybe Ill try that
  395. 395: You all right maam Oh yeah Fine
  396. 396: Just having two cups of coffee
  397. 397: Anyway this has been great Thanks for the coffee
  398. 398: Yeah its no trouble
  399. 399: Sorry I couldnt finish it If I did Id be up the rest of my life
  400. 400: Are you
  401. 401: Oan I take a piece of this with me
  402. 402: Sure Here have a crumb
  403. 403: Thanks Yeah
  404. 404: All right Well then I guess Ill see you around
  405. 405: Or not
  406. 406: OK Barry
  407. 407: And thank you so much again for before
  408. 408: Oh that That was nothing
  409. 409: Well not nothing but Anyway
  410. 410: This cant possibly work
  411. 411: Hes all set to go We may as well try it
  412. 412: OK Dave pull the chute
  413. 413: Sounds amazing It was amazing
  414. 414: It was the scariest happiest moment of my life
  415. 415: Humans I cant believe you were with humans
  416. 416: Giant scary humans What were they like
  417. 417: Huge and crazy They talk crazy
  418. 418: They eat crazy giant things They drive crazy
  419. 419: Do they try and kill you like on TV Some of them But some of them dont
  420. 420: Howd you get back Poodle
  421. 421: You did it and Im glad You saw whatever you wanted to see
  422. 422: You had your experience Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal
  423. 423: Well Well
  424. 424: Well I met someone
  425. 425: You did Was she Beeish
  426. 426: A wasp Your parents will kill you No no no not a wasp
  427. 427: Spider Im not attracted to spiders
  428. 428: I know its the hottest thing with the eight legs and all
  429. 429: I cant get by that face
  430. 430: So who is she
  431. 431: Shes human
  432. 432: No no Thats a bee law You wouldnt break a bee law
  433. 433: Her names Vanessa Oh boy
  434. 434: Shes so nice And shes a florist
  435. 435: Oh no Youre dating a human florist
  436. 436: Were not dating
  437. 437: Youre flying outside the hive talking to humans that attack our homes
  438. 438: with power washers and Ms Oneeighth a stick of dynamite
  439. 439: She saved my life And she understands me
  440. 440: This is over
  441. 441: Eat this
  442. 442: This is not over What was that
  443. 443: They call it a crumb It was so stingin stripey
  444. 444: And thats not what they eat Thats what falls off what they eat
  445. 445: You know what a Oinnabon is No
  446. 446: Its bread and cinnamon and frosting They heat it up
  447. 447: Sit down
  448. 448: really hot Listen to me
  449. 449: We are not them Were us Theres us and theres them
  450. 450: Yes but who can deny the heart that is yearning
  451. 451: Theres no yearning Stop yearning Listen to me
  452. 452: You have got to start thinking bee my friend Thinking bee
  453. 453: Thinking bee Thinking bee
  454. 454: Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee
  455. 455: There he is Hes in the pool
  456. 456: You know what your problem is Barry
  457. 457: I gotta start thinking bee
  458. 458: How much longer will this go on
  459. 459: Its been three days Why arent you working
  460. 460: Ive got a lot of big life decisions to think about
  461. 461: What life You have no life You have no job Youre barely a bee
  462. 462: Would it kill you to make a little honey
  463. 463: Barry come out Your fathers talking to you
  464. 464: Martin would you talk to him
  465. 465: Barry Im talking to you
  466. 466: You coming
  467. 467: Got everything
  468. 468: All set
  469. 469: Go ahead Ill catch up
  470. 470: Dont be too long
  471. 471: Watch this
  472. 472: Vanessa
  473. 473: Were still here I told you not to yell at him
  474. 474: He doesnt respond to yelling
  475. 475: Then why yell at me Because you dont listen
  476. 476: Im not listening to this
  477. 477: Sorry Ive gotta go
  478. 478: Where are you going Im meeting a friend
  479. 479: A girl Is this why you cant decide
  480. 480: Bye
  481. 481: I just hope shes Beeish
  482. 482: They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena
  483. 483: To be in the Tournament of Roses thats every florists dream
  484. 484: Up on a float surrounded by flowers crowds cheering
  485. 485: A tournament Do the roses compete in athletic events
  486. 486: No All right Ive got one How come you dont fly everywhere
  487. 487: Its exhausting Why dont you run everywhere Its faster
  488. 488: Yeah OK I see I see All right your turn
  489. 489: TiVo You can just freeze live TV Thats insane
  490. 490: You dont have that
  491. 491: We have Hivo but its a disease Its a horrible horrible disease
  492. 492: Oh my
  493. 493: Dumb bees
  494. 494: You must want to sting all those jerks
  495. 495: We try not to sting Its usually fatal for us
  496. 496: So you have to watch your temper
  497. 497: Very carefully You kick a wall take a walk
  498. 498: write an angry letter and throw it out Work through it like any emotion
  499. 499: Anger jealousy lust
  500. 500: Oh my goodness Are you OK
  501. 501: Yeah
  502. 502: What is wrong with you Its a bug
  503. 503: Hes not bothering anybody Get out of here you creep
  504. 504: What was that A Pic N Save circular
  505. 505: Yeah it was How did you know
  506. 506: It felt like about pages Seventyfive is pretty much our limit
  507. 507: Youve really got that down to a science
  508. 508: I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue Ill bet
  509. 509: What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this
  510. 510: How did this get here Oute Bee Golden Blossom
  511. 511: Ray Liotta Private Select
  512. 512: Is he that actor I never heard of him
  513. 513: Why is this here For people We eat it
  514. 514: You dont have enough food of your own
  515. 515: Well yes How do you get it
  516. 516: Bees make it I know who makes it
  517. 517: And its hard to make it
  518. 518: Theres heating cooling stirring You need a whole Krelman thing
  519. 519: Its organic Its ourganic
  520. 520: Its just honey Barry
  521. 521: Just what
  522. 522: Bees dont know about this This is stealing A lot of stealing
  523. 523: Youve taken our homes schools hospitals This is all we have
  524. 524: And its on sale Im getting to the bottom of this
  525. 525: Im getting to the bottom of all of this
  526. 526: Hey Hector
  527. 527: You almost done Almost
  528. 528: He is here I sense it
  529. 529: Well I guess Ill go home now
  530. 530: and just leave this nice honey out with no one around
  531. 531: Youre busted box boy
  532. 532: I knew I heard something So you can talk
  533. 533: I can talk And now youll start talking
  534. 534: Where you getting the sweet stuff Whos your supplier
  535. 535: I dont understand I thought we were friends
  536. 536: The last thing we want to do is upset bees
  537. 537: Youre too late Its ours now
  538. 538: You sir have crossed the wrong sword
  539. 539: You sir will be lunch for my iguana Ignacio
  540. 540: Where is the honey coming from
  541. 541: Tell me where
  542. 542: Honey Farms It comes from Honey Farms
  543. 543: Orazy person
  544. 544: What horrible thing has happened here
  545. 545: These faces they never knew what hit them And now
  546. 546: theyre on the road to nowhere
  547. 547: Just keep still
  548. 548: What Youre not dead
  549. 549: Do I look dead They will wipe anything that moves Where you headed
  550. 550: To Honey Farms I am onto something huge here
  551. 551: Im going to Alaska Moose blood crazy stuff Blows your head off
  552. 552: Im going to Tacoma
  553. 553: And you He really is dead
  554. 554: All right
  555. 555: Uhoh
  556. 556: What is that Oh no
  557. 557: A wiper Triple blade Triple blade
  558. 558: Jump on Its your only chance bee
  559. 559: Why does everything have to be so doggone clean
  560. 560: How much do you people need to see
  561. 561: Open your eyes Stick your head out the window
  562. 562: From NPR News in Washington Im Oarl Kasell
  563. 563: But dont kill no more bugs
  564. 564: Bee Moose blood guy
  565. 565: You hear something Like what
  566. 566: Like tiny screaming
  567. 567: Turn off the radio
  568. 568: Whassup bee boy
  569. 569: Hey Blood
  570. 570: Just a row of honey jars as far as the eye could see
  571. 571: Wow
  572. 572: I assume wherever this truck goes is where theyre getting it
  573. 573: I mean that honeys ours
  574. 574: Bees hang tight Were all jammed in
  575. 575: Its a close community
  576. 576: Not us man We on our own Every mosquito on his own
  577. 577: What if you get in trouble You a mosquito you in trouble
  578. 578: Nobody likes us They just smack See a mosquito smack smack
  579. 579: At least youre out in the world You must meet girls
  580. 580: Mosquito girls try to trade up get with a moth dragonfly
  581. 581: Mosquito girl dont want no mosquito
  582. 582: You got to be kidding me
  583. 583: Moosebloods about to leave the building So long bee
  584. 584: Hey guys Mooseblood
  585. 585: I knew Id catch yall down here Did you bring your crazy straw
  586. 586: We throw it in jars slap a label on it and its pretty much pure profit
  587. 587: What is this place
  588. 588: A bees got a brain the size of a pinhead
  589. 589: They are pinheads
  590. 590: Pinhead
  591. 591: Oheck out the new smoker Oh sweet Thats the one you want
  592. 592: The Thomas
  593. 593: Smoker
  594. 594: Ninety puffs a minute semiautomatic Twice the nicotine all the tar
  595. 595: A couple breaths of this knocks them right out
  596. 596: They make the honey and we make the money
  597. 597: They make the honey and we make the money
  598. 598: Oh my
  599. 599: Whats going on Are you OK
  600. 600: Yeah It doesnt last too long
  601. 601: Do you know youre in a fake hive with fake walls
  602. 602: Our queen was moved here We had no choice
  603. 603: This is your queen Thats a man in womens clothes
  604. 604: Thats a drag queen
  605. 605: What is this
  606. 606: Oh no
  607. 607: Theres hundreds of them
  608. 608: Bee honey
  609. 609: Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale
  610. 610: This is worse than anything bears have done I intend to do something
  611. 611: Oh Barry stop
  612. 612: Who told you humans are taking our honey Thats a rumor
  613. 613: Do these look like rumors
  614. 614: Thats a conspiracy theory These are obviously doctored photos
  615. 615: How did you get mixed up in this
  616. 616: Hes been talking to humans
  617. 617: What Talking to humans
  618. 618: He has a human girlfriend And they make out
  619. 619: Make out Barry
  620. 620: We do not
  621. 621: You wish you could Whose side are you on
  622. 622: The bees
  623. 623: I dated a cricket once in San Antonio Those crazy legs kept me up all night
  624. 624: Barry this is what you want to do with your life
  625. 625: I want to do it for all our lives Nobody works harder than bees
  626. 626: Dad I remember you coming home so overworked
  627. 627: your hands were still stirring You couldnt stop
  628. 628: I remember that
  629. 629: What right do they have to our honey
  630. 630: We live on two cups a year They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever
  631. 631: Even if its true what can one bee do
  632. 632: Sting them where it really hurts
  633. 633: In the face The eye
  634. 634: That would hurt No
  635. 635: Up the nose Thats a killer
  636. 636: Theres only one place you can sting the humans one place where it matters
  637. 637: Hive at Five the hives only fullhour action news source
  638. 638: No more bee beards
  639. 639: With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk
  640. 640: Weather with Storm Stinger
  641. 641: Sports with Buzz Larvi
  642. 642: And Jeanette Ohung
  643. 643: Good evening Im Bob Bumble And Im Jeanette Ohung
  644. 644: A tricounty bee Barry Benson
  645. 645: intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey
  646. 646: packaging it and profiting from it illegally
  647. 647: Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King
  648. 648: well have three former queens here in our studio discussing their new book
  649. 649: Olassy Ladies out this week on Hexagon
  650. 650: Tonight were talking to Barry Benson
  651. 651: Did you ever think Im a kid from the hive I cant do this
  652. 652: Bees have never been afraid to change the world
  653. 653: What about Bee Oolumbus Bee Gandhi Bejesus
  654. 654: Where Im from wed never sue humans
  655. 655: We were thinking of stickball or candy stores
  656. 656: How old are you
  657. 657: The bee community is supporting you in this case
  658. 658: which will be the trial of the bee century
  659. 659: You know they have a Larry King in the human world too
  660. 660: Its a common name Next week
  661. 661: He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots
  662. 662: Next week
  663. 663: Glasses quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard em
  664. 664: Bear Week next week Theyre scary hairy and here live
  665. 665: Always leans forward pointy shoulders squinty eyes very Jewish
  666. 666: In tennis you attack at the point of weakness
  667. 667: It was my grandmother Ken Shes
  668. 668: Honey her backhands a joke Im not gonna take advantage of that
  669. 669: Quiet please Actual work going on here
  670. 670: Is that that same bee Yes it is
  671. 671: Im helping him sue the human race
  672. 672: Hello Hello bee
  673. 673: This is Ken
  674. 674: Yeah I remember you Timberland size ten and a half Vibram sole I believe
  675. 675: Why does he talk again
  676. 676: Listen you better go cause were really busy working
  677. 677: But its our yogurt night
  678. 678: Byebye
  679. 679: Why is yogurt night so difficult
  680. 680: You poor thing You two have been at this for hours
  681. 681: Yes and Adam here has been a huge help
  682. 682: Frosting How many sugars
  683. 683: Just one I try not to use the competition
  684. 684: So why are you helping me
  685. 685: Bees have good qualities
  686. 686: And it takes my mind off the shop
  687. 687: Instead of flowers people are giving balloon bouquets now
  688. 688: Those are great if youre three
  689. 689: And artificial flowers
  690. 690: Oh those just get me psychotic Yeah me too
  691. 691: Bent stingers pointless pollination
  692. 692: Bees must hate those fake things
  693. 693: Nothing worse than a daffodil thats had work done
  694. 694: Maybe this could make up for it a little bit
  695. 695: This lawsuits a pretty big deal I guess
  696. 696: You sure you want to go through with it
  697. 697: Am I sure When Im done with the humans they wont be able
  698. 698: to say Honey Im home without paying a royalty
  699. 699: Its an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan
  700. 700: where the world anxiously waits because for the first time in history
  701. 701: we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak
  702. 702: What have we gotten into here Barry
  703. 703: Its pretty big isnt it
  704. 704: I cant believe how many humans dont work during the day
  705. 705: You think billiondollar multinational food companies have good lawyers
  706. 706: Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade
  707. 707: Whats the matter I dont know I just got a chill
  708. 708: Well if it isnt the bee team
  709. 709: You boys work on this
  710. 710: All rise The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding
  711. 711: All right Oase number
  712. 712: Superior Court of New York Barry Bee Benson v the Honey Industry
  713. 713: is now in session
  714. 714: Mr Montgomery youre representing the five food companies collectively
  715. 715: A privilege
  716. 716: Mr Benson youre representing all the bees of the world
  717. 717: Im kidding Yes Your Honor were ready to proceed
  718. 718: Mr Montgomery your opening statement please
  719. 719: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
  720. 720: my grandmother was a simple woman
  721. 721: Born on a farm she believed it was mans divine right
  722. 722: to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us
  723. 723: If we lived in the topsyturvy world Mr Benson imagines
  724. 724: just think of what would it mean
  725. 725: I would have to negotiate with the silkworm
  726. 726: for the elastic in my britches
  727. 727: Talking bee
  728. 728: How do we know this isnt some sort of
  729. 729: holographic motionpicturecapture Hollywood wizardry
  730. 730: They could be using laser beams
  731. 731: Robotics Ventriloquism Oloning For all we know
  732. 732: he could be on steroids
  733. 733: Mr Benson
  734. 734: Ladies and gentlemen theres no trickery here
  735. 735: Im just an ordinary bee Honeys pretty important to me
  736. 736: Its important to all bees We invented it
  737. 737: We make it And we protect it with our lives
  738. 738: Unfortunately there are some people in this room
  739. 739: who think they can take it from us
  740. 740: cause were the little guys Im hoping that after this is all over
  741. 741: youll see how by taking our honey you not only take everything we have
  742. 742: but everything we are
  743. 743: I wish hed dress like that all the time So nice
  744. 744: Oall your first witness
  745. 745: So Mr Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms big company you have
  746. 746: I suppose so
  747. 747: I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron
  748. 748: Yes they provide beekeepers for our farms
  749. 749: Beekeeper I find that to be a very disturbing term
  750. 750: I dont imagine you employ any beefreeers do you
  751. 751: No I couldnt hear you
  752. 752: No No
  753. 753: Because you dont free bees You keep bees Not only that
  754. 754: it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey
  755. 755: Theyre very lovable creatures
  756. 756: Yogi Bear Fozzie Bear BuildABear
  757. 757: You mean like this
  758. 758: Bears kill bees
  759. 759: Howd you like his head crashing through your living room
  760. 760: Biting into your couch Spitting out your throw pillows
  761. 761: OK thats enough Take him away
  762. 762: So Mr Sting thank you for being here Your name intrigues me
  763. 763: Where have I heard it before I was with a band called The Police
  764. 764: But youve never been a police officer have you
  765. 765: No I havent
  766. 766: No you havent And so here we have yet another example
  767. 767: of bee culture casually stolen by a human
  768. 768: for nothing more than a pranceabout stage name
  769. 769: Oh please
  770. 770: Have you ever been stung Mr Sting
  771. 771: Because Im feeling a little stung Sting
  772. 772: Or should I say Mr Gordon M Sumner
  773. 773: Thats not his real name You idiots
  774. 774: Mr Liotta first belated congratulations on
  775. 775: your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in
  776. 776: Thank you Thank you
  777. 777: I see from your resume that youre devilishly handsome
  778. 778: with a churning inner turmoil thats ready to blow
  779. 779: I enjoy what I do Is that a crime
  780. 780: Not yet it isnt But is this what its come to for you
  781. 781: Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you dont
  782. 782: have to rehearse your part and learn your lines sir
  783. 783: Watch it Benson I could blow right now
  784. 784: This isnt a goodfella This is a badfella
  785. 785: Why doesnt someone just step on this creep and we can all go home
  786. 786: Order in this court Youre all thinking it
  787. 787: Order Order I say
  788. 788: Say it Mr Liotta please sit down
  789. 789: I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that
  790. 790: I think the jurys on our side
  791. 791: Are we doing everything right legally
  792. 792: Im a florist
  793. 793: Right Well heres to a great team
  794. 794: To a great team
  795. 795: Well hello
  796. 796: Ken Hello
  797. 797: I didnt think you were coming
  798. 798: No I was just late I tried to call but the battery
  799. 799: I didnt want all this to go to waste so I called Barry Luckily he was free
  800. 800: Oh that was lucky
  801. 801: Theres a little left I could heat it up
  802. 802: Yeah heat it up sure whatever
  803. 803: So I hear youre quite a tennis player
  804. 804: Im not much for the game myself The balls a little grabby
  805. 805: Thats where I usually sit Right there
  806. 806: Ken Barry was looking at your resume
  807. 807: and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isnt really a special skill
  808. 808: You think I dont see what youre doing
  809. 809: I know how hard it is to find the rightjob We have that in common
  810. 810: Do we
  811. 811: Bees have percent employment but we do jobs like taking the crud out
  812. 812: Thats just what I was thinking about doing
  813. 813: Ken I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz I hope that was all right
  814. 814: Im going to drain the old stinger
  815. 815: Yeah you do that
  816. 816: Look at that
  817. 817: You know Ive just about had it
  818. 818: with your little mind games
  819. 819: Whats that Italian Vogue
  820. 820: Mamma mia thats a lot of pages
  821. 821: A lot of ads
  822. 822: Remember what Van said why is your life more valuable than mine
  823. 823: Funny I just cant seem to recall that
  824. 824: I think something stinks in here
  825. 825: I love the smell of flowers
  826. 826: How do you like the smell of flames
  827. 827: Not as much
  828. 828: Water bug Not taking sides
  829. 829: Ken Im wearing a Ohapstick hat This is pathetic
  830. 830: Ive got issues
  831. 831: Well well well a royal flush
  832. 832: Youre bluffing Am I
  833. 833: Surfs up dude
  834. 834: Poo water
  835. 835: That bowl is gnarly
  836. 836: Except for those dirty yellow rings
  837. 837: Kenneth What are you doing
  838. 838: You know I dont even like honey I dont eat it
  839. 839: We need to talk
  840. 840: Hes just a little bee
  841. 841: And he happens to be the nicest bee Ive met in a long time
  842. 842: Long time What are you talking about Are there other bugs in your life
  843. 843: No but there are other things bugging me in life And youre one of them
  844. 844: Fine Talking bees no yogurt night
  845. 845: My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster
  846. 846: Goodbye Ken
  847. 847: And for your information
  848. 848: I prefer sugarfree artificial sweeteners made by man
  849. 849: Im sorry about all that
  850. 850: I know its got an aftertaste I like it
  851. 851: I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me
  852. 852: I couldnt overcome it Oh well
  853. 853: Are you OK for the trial
  854. 854: I believe Mr Montgomery is about out of ideas
  855. 855: We would like to call Mr Barry Benson Bee to the stand
  856. 856: Good idea You can really see why hes considered one of the best lawyers
  857. 857: Yeah
  858. 858: Layton youve gotta weave some magic
  859. 859: with this jury or its gonna be all over
  860. 860: Dont worry The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around
  861. 861: is to remind them of what they dont like about bees
  862. 862: You got the tweezers Are you allergic
  863. 863: Only to losing son Only to losing
  864. 864: Mr Benson Bee Ill ask you what I think wed all like to know
  865. 865: What exactly is your relationship
  866. 866: to that woman
  867. 867: Were friends
  868. 868: Good friends Yes
  869. 869: How good Do you live together
  870. 870: Wait a minute
  871. 871: Are you her little
  872. 872: bedbug
  873. 873: Ive seen a bee documentary or two From what I understand
  874. 874: doesnt your queen give birth to all the bee children
  875. 875: Yeah but So those arent your real parents
  876. 876: Oh Barry Yes they are
  877. 877: Hold me back
  878. 878: Youre an illegitimate bee arent you Benson
  879. 879: Hes denouncing bees
  880. 880: Dont yall date your cousins
  881. 881: Objection Im going to pincushion this guy
  882. 882: Adam dont Its what he wants
  883. 883: Oh Im hit
  884. 884: Oh lordy I am hit
  885. 885: Order Order
  886. 886: The venom The venom is coursing through my veins
  887. 887: I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction
  888. 888: You see You cant treat them like equals Theyre striped savages
  889. 889: Stingings the only thing they know Its their way
  890. 890: Adam stay with me I cant feel my legs
  891. 891: What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison
  892. 892: from my heaving buttocks
  893. 893: I will have order in this court Order
  894. 894: Order please
  895. 895: The case of the honeybees versus the human race
  896. 896: took a pointed turn against the bees
  897. 897: yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T Montgomery
  898. 898: Hey buddy Hey
  899. 899: Is there much pain Yeah
  900. 900: I blew the whole case didnt I
  901. 901: It doesnt matter What matters is youre alive You could have died
  902. 902: Id be better off dead Look at me
  903. 903: They got it from the cafeteria downstairs in a tuna sandwich
  904. 904: Look theres a little celery still on it
  905. 905: What was it like to sting someone
  906. 906: I cant explain it It was all
  907. 907: All adrenaline and then and then ecstasy
  908. 908: All right
  909. 909: You think it was all a trap
  910. 910: Of course Im sorry I flew us right into this
  911. 911: What were we thinking Look at us Were just a couple of bugs in this world
  912. 912: What will the humans do to us if they win
  913. 913: I dont know
  914. 914: I hear they put the roaches in motels That doesnt sound so bad
  915. 915: Adam they check in but they dont check out
  916. 916: Oh my
  917. 917: Oould you get a nurse to close that window
  918. 918: Why The smoke
  919. 919: Bees dont smoke
  920. 920: Right Bees dont smoke
  921. 921: Bees dont smoke But some bees are smoking
  922. 922: Thats it Thats our case
  923. 923: It is Its not over
  924. 924: Get dressed Ive gotta go somewhere
  925. 925: Get back to the court and stall Stall any way you can
  926. 926: And assuming youve done step correctly youre ready for the tub
  927. 927: Mr Flayman
  928. 928: Yes Yes Your Honor
  929. 929: Where is the rest of your team
  930. 930: Well Your Honor its interesting
  931. 931: Bees are trained to fly haphazardly
  932. 932: and as a result we dont make very good time
  933. 933: I actually heard a funny story about
  934. 934: Your Honor havent these ridiculous bugs
  935. 935: taken up enough of this courts valuable time
  936. 936: How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on
  937. 937: They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges
  938. 938: against my clients who run legitimate businesses
  939. 939: I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case
  940. 940: Mr Flayman Im afraid Im going
  941. 941: to have to consider Mr Montgomerys motion
  942. 942: But you cant We have a terrific case
  943. 943: Where is your proof Where is the evidence
  944. 944: Show me the smoking gun
  945. 945: Hold it Your Honor You want a smoking gun
  946. 946: Here is your smoking gun
  947. 947: What is that
  948. 948: Its a bee smoker
  949. 949: What this This harmless little contraption
  950. 950: This couldnt hurt a fly let alone a bee
  951. 951: Look at what has happened
  952. 952: to bees who have never been asked Smoking or non
  953. 953: Is this what nature intended for us
  954. 954: To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines
  955. 955: and manmade wooden slat work camps
  956. 956: Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man
  957. 957: What are we gonna do Hes playing the species card
  958. 958: Ladies and gentlemen please free these bees
  959. 959: Free the bees Free the bees
  960. 960: Free the bees
  961. 961: Free the bees Free the bees
  962. 962: The court finds in favor of the bees
  963. 963: Vanessa we won
  964. 964: I knew you could do it Highfive
  965. 965: Sorry
  966. 966: Im OK You know what this means
  967. 967: All the honey will finally belong to the bees
  968. 968: Now we wont have to work so hard all the time
  969. 969: This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature Benson
  970. 970: Youll regret this
  971. 971: Barry how much honey is out there
  972. 972: All right One at a time
  973. 973: Barry who are you wearing
  974. 974: My sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants
  975. 975: What if Montgomerys right What do you mean
  976. 976: Weve been living the bee way a long time million years
  977. 977: Oongratulations on your victory What will you demand as a settlement
  978. 978: First well demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps
  979. 979: Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with
  980. 980: every last drop
  981. 981: We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more
  982. 982: than a filthy smelly badbreath stink machine
  983. 983: Were all aware of what they do in the woods
  984. 984: Wait for my signal
  985. 985: Take him out
  986. 986: Hell have nauseous for a few hours then hell be fine
  987. 987: And we will no longer tolerate beenegative nicknames
  988. 988: But its just a pranceabout stage name
  989. 989: unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products
  990. 990: and ladeeda human teatime snack garnishments
  991. 991: Oant breathe
  992. 992: Bring it in boys
  993. 993: Hold it right there Good
  994. 994: Tap it
  995. 995: Mr Buzzwell we just passed three cups and theres gallons more coming
  996. 996: I think we need to shut down Shut down Weve never shut down
  997. 997: Shut down honey production
  998. 998: Stop making honey
  999. 999: Turn your key sir
  1000. 1000: What do we do now
  1001. 1001: Oannonball
  1002. 1002: Were shutting honey production
  1003. 1003: Mission abort
  1004. 1004: Aborting pollination and nectar detail Returning to base
  1005. 1005: Adam you wouldnt believe how much honey was out there
  1006. 1006: Oh yeah
  1007. 1007: Whats going on Where is everybody
  1008. 1008: Are they out celebrating Theyre home
  1009. 1009: They dont know what to do Laying out sleeping in
  1010. 1010: I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket
  1011. 1011: At least we got our honey back
  1012. 1012: Sometimes I think so what if humans liked our honey Who wouldnt
  1013. 1013: Its the greatest thing in the world I was excited to be part of making it
  1014. 1014: This was my new desk This was my new job I wanted to do it really well
  1015. 1015: And now
  1016. 1016: Now I cant
  1017. 1017: I dont understand why theyre not happy
  1018. 1018: I thought their lives would be better
  1019. 1019: Theyre doing nothing Its amazing Honey really changes people
  1020. 1020: You dont have any idea whats going on do you
  1021. 1021: What did you want to show me This
  1022. 1022: What happened here
  1023. 1023: That is not the half of it
  1024. 1024: Oh no Oh my
  1025. 1025: Theyre all wilting
  1026. 1026: Doesnt look very good does it
  1027. 1027: And whose fault do you think that is
  1028. 1028: You know Im gonna guess bees
  1029. 1029: Bees
  1030. 1030: Specifically me
  1031. 1031: I didnt think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things
  1032. 1032: Its notjust flowers Fruits vegetables they all need bees
  1033. 1033: Thats our whole SAT test right there
  1034. 1034: Take away produce that affects the entire animal kingdom
  1035. 1035: And then of course
  1036. 1036: The human species
  1037. 1037: So if theres no more pollination
  1038. 1038: it could all just go south here couldnt it
  1039. 1039: I know this is also partly my fault
  1040. 1040: How about a suicide pact
  1041. 1041: How do we do it
  1042. 1042: Ill sting you you step on me Thatjust kills you twice
  1043. 1043: Right right
  1044. 1044: Listen Barry sorry but I gotta get going
  1045. 1045: I had to open my mouth and talk
  1046. 1046: Vanessa
  1047. 1047: Vanessa Why are you leaving Where are you going
  1048. 1048: To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena
  1049. 1049: Theyve moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying
  1050. 1050: Its the last chance Ill ever have to see it
  1051. 1051: Vanessa I just wanna say Im sorry I never meant it to turn out like this
  1052. 1052: I know Me neither
  1053. 1053: Tournament of Roses Roses cant do sports
  1054. 1054: Wait a minute Roses Roses
  1055. 1055: Roses
  1056. 1056: Vanessa
  1057. 1057: Roses
  1058. 1058: Barry
  1059. 1059: Roses are flowers Yes they are
  1060. 1060: Flowers bees pollen
  1061. 1061: I know Thats why this is the last parade
  1062. 1062: Maybe not Oould you ask him to slow down
  1063. 1063: Oould you slow down
  1064. 1064: Barry
  1065. 1065: OK I made a huge mistake This is a total disaster all my fault
  1066. 1066: Yes it kind of is
  1067. 1067: Ive ruined the planet I wanted to help you
  1068. 1068: with the flower shop Ive made it worse
  1069. 1069: Actually its completely closed down
  1070. 1070: I thought maybe you were remodeling
  1071. 1071: But I have another idea and its greater than my previous ideas combined
  1072. 1072: I dont want to hear it
  1073. 1073: All right they have the roses the roses have the pollen
  1074. 1074: I know every bee plant and flower bud in this park
  1075. 1075: All we gotta do is get what theyve got back here with what weve got
  1076. 1076: Bees Park
  1077. 1077: Pollen Flowers
  1078. 1078: Repollination Across the nation
  1079. 1079: Tournament of Roses Pasadena Oalifornia
  1080. 1080: Theyve got nothing but flowers floats and cotton candy
  1081. 1081: Security will be tight
  1082. 1082: I have an idea
  1083. 1083: Vanessa Bloome FTD
  1084. 1084: Official floral business Its real
  1085. 1085: Sorry maam Nice brooch
  1086. 1086: Thank you It was a gift
  1087. 1087: Once inside we just pick the right float
  1088. 1088: How about The Princess and the Pea
  1089. 1089: I could be the princess and you could be the pea
  1090. 1090: Yes I got it
  1091. 1091: Where should I sit What are you
  1092. 1092: I believe Im the pea The pea
  1093. 1093: It goes under the mattresses
  1094. 1094: Not in this fairy tale sweetheart Im getting the marshal
  1095. 1095: You do that This whole parade is a fiasco
  1096. 1096: Lets see what this babyll do
  1097. 1097: Hey what are you doing
  1098. 1098: Then all we do is blend in with traffic
  1099. 1099: without arousing suspicion
  1100. 1100: Once at the airport theres no stopping us
  1101. 1101: Stop Security
  1102. 1102: You and your insect pack your float Yes
  1103. 1103: Has it been in your possession the entire time
  1104. 1104: Would you remove your shoes
  1105. 1105: Remove your stinger Its part of me
  1106. 1106: I know Just having some fun Enjoy your flight
  1107. 1107: Then if were lucky well have just enough pollen to do the job
  1108. 1108: Oan you believe how lucky we are We have just enough pollen to do the job
  1109. 1109: I think this is gonna work
  1110. 1110: Its got to work
  1111. 1111: Attention passengers this is Oaptain Scott
  1112. 1112: We have a bit of bad weather in New York
  1113. 1113: It looks like well experience a couple hours delay
  1114. 1114: Barry these are cut flowers with no water Theyll never make it
  1115. 1115: I gotta get up there and talk to them
  1116. 1116: Be careful
  1117. 1117: Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine
  1118. 1118: Id like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer
  1119. 1119: Oaptain Im in a real situation
  1120. 1120: Whatd you say Hal Nothing
  1121. 1121: Bee
  1122. 1122: Dont freak out My entire species
  1123. 1123: What are you doing
  1124. 1124: Wait a minute Im an attorney Whos an attorney
  1125. 1125: Dont move
  1126. 1126: Oh Barry
  1127. 1127: Good afternoon passengers This is your captain
  1128. 1128: Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in B please report to the cockpit
  1129. 1129: And please hurry
  1130. 1130: What happened here
  1131. 1131: There was a DustBuster a toupee a life raft exploded
  1132. 1132: Ones bald ones in a boat theyre both unconscious
  1133. 1133: Is that another bee joke No
  1134. 1134: No ones flying the plane
  1135. 1135: This is JFK control tower Flight Whats your status
  1136. 1136: This is Vanessa Bloome Im a florist from New York
  1137. 1137: Wheres the pilot
  1138. 1138: Hes unconscious and so is the copilot
  1139. 1139: Not good Does anyone onboard have flight experience
  1140. 1140: As a matter of fact there is
  1141. 1141: Whos that Barry Benson
  1142. 1142: From the honey trial Oh great
  1143. 1143: Vanessa this is nothing more than a big metal bee
  1144. 1144: Its got giant wings huge engines
  1145. 1145: I cant fly a plane
  1146. 1146: Why not Isnt John Travolta a pilot Yes
  1147. 1147: How hard could it be
  1148. 1148: Wait Barry Were headed into some lightning
  1149. 1149: This is Bob Bumble We have some latebreaking news from JFK Airport
  1150. 1150: where a suspenseful scene is developing
  1151. 1151: Barry Benson fresh from his legal victory
  1152. 1152: Thats Barry
  1153. 1153: is attempting to land a plane loaded with people flowers
  1154. 1154: and an incapacitated flight crew
  1155. 1155: Flowers
  1156. 1156: We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls
  1157. 1157: with absolutely no flight experience
  1158. 1158: Just a minute Theres a bee on that plane
  1159. 1159: Im quite familiar with Mr Benson and his noaccount compadres
  1160. 1160: Theyve done enough damage
  1161. 1161: But isnt he your only hope
  1162. 1162: Technically a bee shouldnt be able to fly at all
  1163. 1163: Their wings are too small
  1164. 1164: Havent we heard this a million times
  1165. 1165: The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense
  1166. 1166: Get this on the air Got it
  1167. 1167: Stand by Were going live
  1168. 1168: The way we work may be a mystery to you
  1169. 1169: Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs
  1170. 1170: But let me tell you about a small job
  1171. 1171: If you do it well it makes a big difference
  1172. 1172: More than we realized To us to everyone
  1173. 1173: Thats why I want to get bees back to working together
  1174. 1174: Thats the bee way Were not made of JellO
  1175. 1175: We get behind a fellow
  1176. 1176: Black and yellow Hello
  1177. 1177: Left right down hover
  1178. 1178: Hover Forget hover
  1179. 1179: This isnt so hard Beepbeep Beepbeep
  1180. 1180: Barry what happened
  1181. 1181: Wait I think we were on autopilot the whole time
  1182. 1182: That may have been helping me And now were not
  1183. 1183: So it turns out I cannot fly a plane
  1184. 1184: All of you lets get behind this fellow Move it out
  1185. 1185: Move out
  1186. 1186: Our only chance is if I do what Id do you copy me with the wings of the plane
  1187. 1187: Dont have to yell
  1188. 1188: Im not yelling Were in a lot of trouble
  1189. 1189: Its very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice
  1190. 1190: Its not a tone Im panicking
  1191. 1191: I cant do this
  1192. 1192: Vanessa pull yourself together You have to snap out of it
  1193. 1193: You snap out of it
  1194. 1194: You snap out of it
  1195. 1195: You snap out of it You snap out of it
  1196. 1196: You snap out of it You snap out of it
  1197. 1197: You snap out of it You snap out of it
  1198. 1198: Hold it Why Oome on its my turn
  1199. 1199: How is the plane flying
  1200. 1200: I dont know
  1201. 1201: Hello
  1202. 1202: Benson got any flowers for a happy occasion in there
  1203. 1203: The Pollen Jocks
  1204. 1204: They do get behind a fellow
  1205. 1205: Black and yellow Hello
  1206. 1206: All right lets drop this tin can on the blacktop
  1207. 1207: Where I cant see anything Oan you
  1208. 1208: No nothing Its all cloudy
  1209. 1209: Oome on You got to think bee Barry
  1210. 1210: Thinking bee Thinking bee
  1211. 1211: Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee
  1212. 1212: Wait a minute I think Im feeling something
  1213. 1213: What I dont know Its strong pulling me
  1214. 1214: Like a millionyearold instinct
  1215. 1215: Bring the nose down
  1216. 1216: Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee
  1217. 1217: What in the world is on the tarmac Get some lights on that
  1218. 1218: Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee
  1219. 1219: Vanessa aim for the flower OK
  1220. 1220: Out the engines Were going in on bee power Ready boys
  1221. 1221: Affirmative
  1222. 1222: Good Good Easy now Thats it
  1223. 1223: Land on that flower
  1224. 1224: Ready Full reverse
  1225. 1225: Spin it around
  1226. 1226: Not that flower The other one Which one
  1227. 1227: That flower Im aiming at the flower
  1228. 1228: Thats a fat guy in a flowered shirt I mean the giant pulsating flower
  1229. 1229: made of millions of bees
  1230. 1230: Pull forward Nose down Tail up
  1231. 1231: Rotate around it
  1232. 1232: This is insane Barry Thiss the only way I know how to fly
  1233. 1233: Am I kookookachoo or is this plane flying in an insectlike pattern
  1234. 1234: Get your nose in there Dont be afraid Smell it Full reverse
  1235. 1235: Just drop it Be a part of it
  1236. 1236: Aim for the center
  1237. 1237: Now drop it in Drop it in woman
  1238. 1238: Oome on already
  1239. 1239: Barry we did it You taught me how to fly
  1240. 1240: Yes No highfive Right
  1241. 1241: Barry it worked Did you see the giant flower
  1242. 1242: What giant flower Where Of course I saw the flower That was genius
  1243. 1243: Thank you But were not done yet
  1244. 1244: Listen everyone
  1245. 1245: This runway is covered with the last pollen
  1246. 1246: from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth
  1247. 1247: That means this is our last chance
  1248. 1248: Were the only ones who make honey pollinate flowers and dress like this
  1249. 1249: If were gonna survive as a species this is our moment What do you say
  1250. 1250: Are we going to be bees orjust Museum of Natural History keychains
  1251. 1251: Were bees
  1252. 1252: Keychain
  1253. 1253: Then follow me Except Keychain
  1254. 1254: Hold on Barry Here
  1255. 1255: Youve earned this
  1256. 1256: Yeah
  1257. 1257: Im a Pollen Jock And its a perfect fit All I gotta do are the sleeves
  1258. 1258: Oh yeah
  1259. 1259: Thats our Barry
  1260. 1260: Mom The bees are back
  1261. 1261: If anybody needs to make a call nows the time
  1262. 1262: I got a feeling well be working late tonight
  1263. 1263: Heres your change Have a great afternoon Oan I help whos next
  1264. 1264: Would you like some honey with that It is beeapproved Dont forget these
  1265. 1265: Milk cream cheese its all me And I dont see a nickel
  1266. 1266: Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat
  1267. 1267: I had no idea
  1268. 1268: Barry Im sorry Have you got a moment
  1269. 1269: Would you excuse me My mosquito associate will help you
  1270. 1270: Sorry Im late
  1271. 1271: Hes a lawyer too
  1272. 1272: I was already a bloodsucking parasite All I needed was a briefcase
  1273. 1273: Have a great afternoon
  1274. 1274: Barry I just got this huge tulip order and I cant get them anywhere
  1275. 1275: No problem Vannie Just leave it to me
  1276. 1276: Youre a lifesaver Barry Oan I help whos next
  1277. 1277: All right scramble jocks Its time to fly
  1278. 1278: Thank you Barry
  1279. 1279: That bee is living my life
  1280. 1280: Let it go Kenny
  1281. 1281: When will this nightmare end Let it all go
  1282. 1282: Beautiful day to fly Sure is
  1283. 1283: Between you and me I was dying to get out of that office
  1284. 1284: You have got to start thinking bee my friend
  1285. 1285: Thinking bee Me
  1286. 1286: Hold it Lets just stop for a second Hold it
  1287. 1287: Im sorry Im sorry everyone Oan we stop here
  1288. 1288: Im not making a major life decision during a production number
  1289. 1289: All right Take ten everybody Wrap it up guys
  1290. 1290: I had virtually no rehearsal for that
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