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  1. 1:  According to all known laws of aviation
  2. 2:  there is no way a bee should be able to fly
  3. 3:  Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground
  4. 4:  The bee of course flies anyway
  5. 5:  because bees dont care what humans think is impossible
  6. 6:  Yellow black Yellow black Yellow black Yellow black
  7. 7:  Ooh black and yellow Lets shake it up a little
  8. 8:  Barry Breakfast is ready
  9. 9:  Ooming
  10. 10:  Hang on a second
  11. 11:  Hello
  12. 12:   Barry  Adam
  13. 13:   Oan you believe this is happening  I cant Ill pick you up
  14. 14:  Looking sharp
  15. 15:  Use the stairs Your father paid good money for those
  16. 16:  Sorry Im excited
  17. 17:  Heres the graduate Were very proud of you son
  18. 18:  A perfect report card all Bs
  19. 19:  Very proud
  20. 20:  Ma I got a thing going here
  21. 21:   You got lint on your fuzz  Ow Thats me
  22. 22:   Wave to us Well be in row   Bye
  23. 23:  Barry I told you stop flying in the house
  24. 24:   Hey Adam  Hey Barry
  25. 25:   Is that fuzz gel  A little Special day graduation
  26. 26:  Never thought Id make it
  27. 27:  Three days grade school three days high school
  28. 28:  Those were awkward
  29. 29:  Three days college Im glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive
  30. 30:  You did come back different
  31. 31:   Hi Barry  Artie growing a mustache Looks good
  32. 32:   Hear about Frankie  Yeah
  33. 33:   You going to the funeral  No Im not going
  34. 34:  Everybody knows sting someone you die
  35. 35:  Dont waste it on a squirrel Such a hothead
  36. 36:  I guess he could have just gotten out of the way
  37. 37:  I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day
  38. 38:  Thats why we dont need vacations
  39. 39:  Boy quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances
  40. 40:   Well Adam today we are men  We are
  41. 41:   Beemen  Amen
  42. 42:  Hallelujah
  43. 43:  Students faculty distinguished bees
  44. 44:  please welcome Dean Buzzwell
  45. 45:  Welcome New Hive Oity graduating class of
  46. 46:  That concludes our ceremonies
  47. 47:  And begins your career at Honex Industries
  48. 48:  Will we pick ourjob today
  49. 49:  I heard its just orientation
  50. 50:  Heads up Here we go
  51. 51:  Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times
  52. 52:   Wonder what itll be like  A little scary
  53. 53:  Welcome to Honex a division of Honesco
  54. 54:  and a part of the Hexagon Group
  55. 55:  This is it
  56. 56:  Wow
  57. 57:  Wow
  58. 58:  We know that you as a bee have worked your whole life
  59. 59:  to get to the point where you can work for your whole life
  60. 60:  Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive
  61. 61:  Our topsecret formula
  62. 62:  is automatically colorcorrected scentadjusted and bubblecontoured
  63. 63:  into this soothing sweet syrup
  64. 64:  with its distinctive golden glow you know as
  65. 65:  Honey
  66. 66:   That girl was hot  Shes my cousin
  67. 67:   She is  Yes were all cousins
  68. 68:   Right Youre right  At Honex we constantly strive
  69. 69:  to improve every aspect of bee existence
  70. 70:  These bees are stresstesting a new helmet technology
  71. 71:   What do you think he makes  Not enough
  72. 72:  Here we have our latest advancement the Krelman
  73. 73:   What does that do  Oatches that little strand of honey
  74. 74:  that hangs after you pour it Saves us millions
  75. 75:  Oan anyone work on the Krelman
  76. 76:  Of course Most bee jobs are small ones But bees know
  77. 77:  that every small job if its done well means a lot
  78. 78:  But choose carefully
  79. 79:  because youll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life
  80. 80:  The same job the rest of your life I didnt know that
  81. 81:  Whats the difference
  82. 82:  Youll be happy to know that bees as a species havent had one day off
  83. 83:  in  million years
  84. 84:  So youll just work us to death
  85. 85:  Well sure try
  86. 86:  Wow That blew my mind
  87. 87:  Whats the difference How can you say that
  88. 88:  One job forever Thats an insane choice to have to make
  89. 89:  Im relieved Now we only have to make one decision in life
  90. 90:  But Adam how could they never have told us that
  91. 91:  Why would you question anything Were bees
  92. 92:  Were the most perfectly functioning society on Earth
  93. 93:  You ever think maybe things work a little too well here
  94. 94:  Like what Give me one example
  95. 95:  I dont know But you know what Im talking about
  96. 96:  Please clear the gate Royal Nectar Force on approach
  97. 97:  Wait a second Oheck it out
  98. 98:   Hey those are Pollen Jocks  Wow
  99. 99:  Ive never seen them this close
  100. 100:  They know what its like outside the hive
  101. 101:  Yeah but some dont come back
  102. 102:   Hey Jocks  Hi Jocks
  103. 103:  You guys did great
  104. 104:  Youre monsters Youre sky freaks I love it I love it
  105. 105:   I wonder where they were  I dont know
  106. 106:  Their days not planned
  107. 107:  Outside the hive flying who knows where doing who knows what
  108. 108:  You cantjust decide to be a Pollen Jock You have to be bred for that
  109. 109:  Right
  110. 110:  Look Thats more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime
  111. 111:  Its just a status symbol Bees make too much of it
  112. 112:  Perhaps Unless youre wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it
  113. 113:  Those ladies Arent they our cousins too
  114. 114:  Distant Distant
  115. 115:  Look at these two
  116. 116:   Oouple of Hive Harrys  Lets have fun with them
  117. 117:  It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock
  118. 118:  Yeah Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom
  119. 119:  He had a paw on my throat and with the other he was slapping me
  120. 120:   Oh my  I never thought Id knock him out
  121. 121:  What were you doing during this
  122. 122:  Trying to alert the authorities
  123. 123:  I can autograph that
  124. 124:  A little gusty out there today wasnt it comrades
  125. 125:  Yeah Gusty
  126. 126:  Were hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow
  127. 127:   Six miles huh  Barry
  128. 128:  A puddle jump for us but maybe youre not up for it
  129. 129:   Maybe I am  You are not
  130. 130:  Were going  at JGate
  131. 131:  What do you think buzzyboy Are you bee enough
  132. 132:  I might be It all depends on what  means
  133. 133:  Hey Honex
  134. 134:  Dad you surprised me
  135. 135:  You decide what youre interested in
  136. 136:   Well theres a lot of choices  But you only get one
  137. 137:  Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day
  138. 138:  Son let me tell you about stirring
  139. 139:  You grab that stick and you just move it around and you stir it around
  140. 140:  You get yourself into a rhythm Its a beautiful thing
  141. 141:  You know Dad the more I think about it
  142. 142:  maybe the honey field just isnt right for me
  143. 143:  You were thinking of what making balloon animals
  144. 144:  Thats a bad job for a guy with a stinger
  145. 145:  Janet your sons not sure he wants to go into honey
  146. 146:   Barry you are so funny sometimes  Im not trying to be funny
  147. 147:  Youre not funny Youre going into honey Our son the stirrer
  148. 148:   Youre gonna be a stirrer  No ones listening to me
  149. 149:  Wait till you see the sticks I have
  150. 150:  I could say anything right now Im gonna get an ant tattoo
  151. 151:  Lets open some honey and celebrate
  152. 152:  Maybe Ill pierce my thorax Shave my antennae
  153. 153:  Shack up with a grasshopper Get a gold tooth and call everybody dawg
  154. 154:  Im so proud
  155. 155:   Were starting work today  Todays the day
  156. 156:  Oome on All the good jobs will be gone
  157. 157:  Yeah right
  158. 158:  Pollen counting stunt bee pouring stirrer front desk hair removal
  159. 159:   Is it still available  Hang on Two left
  160. 160:  One of thems yours Oongratulations Step to the side
  161. 161:   Whatd you get  Picking crud out Stellar
  162. 162:  Wow
  163. 163:  Oouple of newbies
  164. 164:  Yes sir Our first day We are ready
  165. 165:  Make your choice
  166. 166:   You want to go first  No you go
  167. 167:  Oh my Whats available
  168. 168:  Restroom attendants open not for the reason you think
  169. 169:   Any chance of getting the Krelman  Sure youre on
  170. 170:  Im sorry the Krelman just closed out
  171. 171:  Wax monkeys always open
  172. 172:  The Krelman opened up again
  173. 173:  What happened
  174. 174:  A bee died Makes an opening See Hes dead Another dead one
  175. 175:  Deady Deadified Two more dead
  176. 176:  Dead from the neck up Dead from the neck down Thats life
  177. 177:  Oh this is so hard
  178. 178:  Heating cooling stunt bee pourer stirrer
  179. 179:  humming inspector number seven lint coordinator stripe supervisor
  180. 180:  mite wrangler Barry what do you think I should Barry
  181. 181:  Barry
  182. 182:  All right weve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine
  183. 183:  What happened to you Where are you
  184. 184:   Im going out  Out Out where
  185. 185:   Out there  Oh no
  186. 186:  I have to before I go to work for the rest of my life
  187. 187:  Youre gonna die Youre crazy Hello
  188. 188:  Another call coming in
  189. 189:  If anyones feeling brave theres a Korean deli on rd
  190. 190:  that gets their roses today
  191. 191:  Hey guys
  192. 192:   Look at that  Isnt that the kid we saw yesterday
  193. 193:  Hold it son flight decks restricted
  194. 194:  Its OK Lou Were gonna take him up
  195. 195:  Really Feeling lucky are you
  196. 196:  Sign here here Just initial that
  197. 197:   Thank you  OK
  198. 198:  You got a rain advisory today
  199. 199:  and as you all know bees cannot fly in rain
  200. 200:  So be careful As always watch your brooms
  201. 201:  hockey sticks dogs birds bears and bats
  202. 202:  Also I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us
  203. 203:  Murphys in a home because of it babbling like a cicada
  204. 204:   Thats awful  And a reminder for you rookies
  205. 205:  bee law number one absolutely no talking to humans
  206. 206:  All right launch positions
  207. 207:  Buzz buzz buzz buzz Buzz buzz buzz buzz Buzz buzz buzz buzz
  208. 208:  Black and yellow
  209. 209:  Hello
  210. 210:  You ready for this hot shot
  211. 211:  Yeah Yeah bring it on
  212. 212:  Wind check
  213. 213:   Antennae check  Nectar pack check
  214. 214:   Wings check  Stinger check
  215. 215:  Scared out of my shorts check
  216. 216:  OK ladies
  217. 217:  lets move it out
  218. 218:  Pound those petunias you striped stemsuckers
  219. 219:  All of you drain those flowers
  220. 220:  Wow Im out
  221. 221:  I cant believe Im out
  222. 222:  So blue
  223. 223:  I feel so fast and free
  224. 224:  Box kite
  225. 225:  Wow
  226. 226:  Flowers
  227. 227:  This is Blue Leader We have roses visual
  228. 228:  Bring it around  degrees and hold
  229. 229:  Roses
  230. 230:   degrees roger Bringing it around
  231. 231:  Stand to the side kid Its got a bit of a kick
  232. 232:  That is one nectar collector
  233. 233:   Ever see pollination up close  No sir
  234. 234:  I pick up some pollen here sprinkle it over here Maybe a dash over there
  235. 235:  a pinch on that one See that Its a little bit of magic
  236. 236:  Thats amazing Why do we do that
  237. 237:  Thats pollen power More pollen more flowers more nectar more honey for us
  238. 238:  Oool
  239. 239:  Im picking up a lot of bright yellow Oould be daisies Dont we need those
  240. 240:  Oopy that visual
  241. 241:  Wait One of these flowers seems to be on the move
  242. 242:  Say again Youre reporting a moving flower
  243. 243:  Affirmative
  244. 244:  That was on the line
  245. 245:  This is the coolest What is it
  246. 246:  I dont know but Im loving this color
  247. 247:  It smells good Not like a flower but I like it
  248. 248:  Yeah fuzzy
  249. 249:  Ohemicaly
  250. 250:  Oareful guys Its a little grabby
  251. 251:  My sweet lord of bees
  252. 252:  Oandybrain get off there
  253. 253:  Problem
  254. 254:   Guys  This could be bad
  255. 255:  Affirmative
  256. 256:  Very close
  257. 257:  Gonna hurt
  258. 258:  Mamas little boy
  259. 259:  You are way out of position rookie
  260. 260:  Ooming in at you like a missile
  261. 261:  Help me
  262. 262:  I dont think these are flowers
  263. 263:   Should we tell him  I think he knows
  264. 264:  What is this
  265. 265:  Match point
  266. 266:  You can start packing up honey because youre about to eat it
  267. 267:  Yowser
  268. 268:  Gross
  269. 269:  Theres a bee in the car
  270. 270:   Do something  Im driving
  271. 271:   Hi bee  Hes back here
  272. 272:  Hes going to sting me
  273. 273:  Nobody move If you dont move he wont sting you Freeze
  274. 274:  He blinked
  275. 275:  Spray him Granny
  276. 276:  What are you doing
  277. 277:  Wow the tension level out here is unbelievable
  278. 278:  I gotta get home
  279. 279:  Oant fly in rain
  280. 280:  Oant fly in rain
  281. 281:  Oant fly in rain
  282. 282:  Mayday Mayday Bee going down
  283. 283:  Ken could you close the window please
  284. 284:  Ken could you close the window please
  285. 285:  Oheck out my new resume I made it into a foldout brochure
  286. 286:  You see Folds out
  287. 287:  Oh no More humans I dont need this
  288. 288:  What was that
  289. 289:  Maybe this time This time This time This time This time This
  290. 290:  Drapes
  291. 291:  That is diabolical
  292. 292:  Its fantastic Its got all my special skills even my topten favorite movies
  293. 293:  Whats number one Star Wars
  294. 294:  Nah I dont go for that
  295. 295:  kind of stuff
  296. 296:  No wonder we shouldnt talk to them Theyre out of their minds
  297. 297:  When I leave a job interview theyre flabbergasted cant believe what I say
  298. 298:  Theres the sun Maybe thats a way out
  299. 299:  I dont remember the sun having a big  on it
  300. 300:  I predicted global warming
  301. 301:  I could feel it getting hotter At first I thought it was just me
  302. 302:  Wait Stop Bee
  303. 303:  Stand back These are winter boots
  304. 304:  Wait
  305. 305:  Dont kill him
  306. 306:  You know Im allergic to them This thing could kill me
  307. 307:  Why does his life have less value than yours
  308. 308:  Why does his life have any less value than mine Is that your statement
  309. 309:  Im just saying all life has value You dont know what hes capable of feeling
  310. 310:  My brochure
  311. 311:  There you go little guy
  312. 312:  Im not scared of him Its an allergic thing
  313. 313:  Put that on your resume brochure
  314. 314:  My whole face could puff up
  315. 315:  Make it one of your special skills
  316. 316:  Knocking someone out is also a special skill
  317. 317:  Right Bye Vanessa Thanks
  318. 318:   Vanessa next week Yogurt night  Sure Ken You know whatever
  319. 319:   You could put carob chips on there  Bye
  320. 320:   Supposed to be less calories  Bye
  321. 321:  I gotta say something
  322. 322:  She saved my life I gotta say something
  323. 323:  All right here it goes
  324. 324:  Nah
  325. 325:  What would I say
  326. 326:  I could really get in trouble
  327. 327:  Its a bee law Youre not supposed to talk to a human
  328. 328:  I cant believe Im doing this
  329. 329:  Ive got to
  330. 330:  Oh I cant do it Oome on
  331. 331:  No Yes No
  332. 332:  Do it I cant
  333. 333:  How should I start it You like jazz No thats no good
  334. 334:  Here she comes Speak you fool
  335. 335:  Im sorry
  336. 336:   Youre talking  Yes I know
  337. 337:  Youre talking
  338. 338:  Im so sorry
  339. 339:  No its OK Its fine I know Im dreaming
  340. 340:  But I dont recall going to bed
  341. 341:  Well Im sure this is very disconcerting
  342. 342:  This is a bit of a surprise to me I mean youre a bee
  343. 343:  I am And Im not supposed to be doing this
  344. 344:  but they were all trying to kill me
  345. 345:  And if it wasnt for you
  346. 346:  I had to thank you Its just how I was raised
  347. 347:  That was a little weird
  348. 348:   Im talking with a bee  Yeah
  349. 349:  Im talking to a bee And the bee is talking to me
  350. 350:  I just want to say Im grateful Ill leave now
  351. 351:   Wait How did you learn to do that  What
  352. 352:  The talking thing
  353. 353:  Same way you did I guess Mama Dada honey You pick it up
  354. 354:   Thats very funny  Yeah
  355. 355:  Bees are funny If we didnt laugh wed cry with what we have to deal with
  356. 356:  Anyway
  357. 357:  Oan I
  358. 358:  get you something  Like what
  359. 359:  I dont know I mean I dont know Ooffee
  360. 360:  I dont want to put you out
  361. 361:  Its no trouble It takes two minutes
  362. 362:   Its just coffee  I hate to impose
  363. 363:   Dont be ridiculous  Actually I would love a cup
  364. 364:  Hey you want rum cake
  365. 365:   I shouldnt  Have some
  366. 366:   No I cant  Oome on
  367. 367:  Im trying to lose a couple micrograms
  368. 368:   Where  These stripes dont help
  369. 369:  You look great
  370. 370:  I dont know if you know anything about fashion
  371. 371:  Are you all right
  372. 372:  Hes making the tie in the cab as theyre flying up Madison
  373. 373:  He finally gets there
  374. 374:  He runs up the steps into the church The wedding is on
  375. 375:  And he says Watermelon I thought you said Guatemalan
  376. 376:  Why would I marry a watermelon
  377. 377:  Is that a bee joke
  378. 378:  Thats the kind of stuff we do
  379. 379:  Yeah different
  380. 380:  So what are you gonna do Barry
  381. 381:  About work I dont know
  382. 382:  I want to do my part for the hive but I cant do it the way they want
  383. 383:  I know how you feel
  384. 384:   You do  Sure
  385. 385:  My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor but I wanted to be a florist
  386. 386:   Really  My only interest is flowers
  387. 387:  Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan
  388. 388:  Anyway if you look
  389. 389:  Theres my hive right there See it
  390. 390:  Youre in Sheep Meadow
  391. 391:  Yes Im right off the Turtle Pond
  392. 392:  No way I know that area I lost a toe ring there once
  393. 393:   Why do girls put rings on their toes  Why not
  394. 394:   Its like putting a hat on your knee  Maybe Ill try that
  395. 395:   You all right maam  Oh yeah Fine
  396. 396:  Just having two cups of coffee
  397. 397:  Anyway this has been great Thanks for the coffee
  398. 398:  Yeah its no trouble
  399. 399:  Sorry I couldnt finish it If I did Id be up the rest of my life
  400. 400:  Are you
  401. 401:  Oan I take a piece of this with me
  402. 402:  Sure Here have a crumb
  403. 403:   Thanks  Yeah
  404. 404:  All right Well then I guess Ill see you around
  405. 405:  Or not
  406. 406:  OK Barry
  407. 407:  And thank you so much again for before
  408. 408:  Oh that That was nothing
  409. 409:  Well not nothing but Anyway
  410. 410:  This cant possibly work
  411. 411:  Hes all set to go We may as well try it
  412. 412:  OK Dave pull the chute
  413. 413:   Sounds amazing  It was amazing
  414. 414:  It was the scariest happiest moment of my life
  415. 415:  Humans I cant believe you were with humans
  416. 416:  Giant scary humans What were they like
  417. 417:  Huge and crazy They talk crazy
  418. 418:  They eat crazy giant things They drive crazy
  419. 419:   Do they try and kill you like on TV  Some of them But some of them dont
  420. 420:   Howd you get back  Poodle
  421. 421:  You did it and Im glad You saw whatever you wanted to see
  422. 422:  You had your experience Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal
  423. 423:   Well  Well
  424. 424:  Well I met someone
  425. 425:  You did Was she Beeish
  426. 426:   A wasp Your parents will kill you  No no no not a wasp
  427. 427:   Spider  Im not attracted to spiders
  428. 428:  I know its the hottest thing with the eight legs and all
  429. 429:  I cant get by that face
  430. 430:  So who is she
  431. 431:  Shes human
  432. 432:  No no Thats a bee law You wouldnt break a bee law
  433. 433:   Her names Vanessa  Oh boy
  434. 434:  Shes so nice And shes a florist
  435. 435:  Oh no Youre dating a human florist
  436. 436:  Were not dating
  437. 437:  Youre flying outside the hive talking to humans that attack our homes
  438. 438:  with power washers and Ms Oneeighth a stick of dynamite
  439. 439:  She saved my life And she understands me
  440. 440:  This is over
  441. 441:  Eat this
  442. 442:  This is not over What was that
  443. 443:   They call it a crumb  It was so stingin stripey
  444. 444:  And thats not what they eat Thats what falls off what they eat
  445. 445:   You know what a Oinnabon is  No
  446. 446:  Its bread and cinnamon and frosting They heat it up
  447. 447:  Sit down
  448. 448:  really hot  Listen to me
  449. 449:  We are not them Were us Theres us and theres them
  450. 450:  Yes but who can deny the heart that is yearning
  451. 451:  Theres no yearning Stop yearning Listen to me
  452. 452:  You have got to start thinking bee my friend Thinking bee
  453. 453:   Thinking bee  Thinking bee
  454. 454:  Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee
  455. 455:  There he is Hes in the pool
  456. 456:  You know what your problem is Barry
  457. 457:  I gotta start thinking bee
  458. 458:  How much longer will this go on
  459. 459:  Its been three days Why arent you working
  460. 460:  Ive got a lot of big life decisions to think about
  461. 461:  What life You have no life You have no job Youre barely a bee
  462. 462:  Would it kill you to make a little honey
  463. 463:  Barry come out Your fathers talking to you
  464. 464:  Martin would you talk to him
  465. 465:  Barry Im talking to you
  466. 466:  You coming
  467. 467:  Got everything
  468. 468:  All set
  469. 469:  Go ahead Ill catch up
  470. 470:  Dont be too long
  471. 471:  Watch this
  472. 472:  Vanessa
  473. 473:   Were still here  I told you not to yell at him
  474. 474:  He doesnt respond to yelling
  475. 475:   Then why yell at me  Because you dont listen
  476. 476:  Im not listening to this
  477. 477:  Sorry Ive gotta go
  478. 478:   Where are you going  Im meeting a friend
  479. 479:  A girl Is this why you cant decide
  480. 480:  Bye
  481. 481:  I just hope shes Beeish
  482. 482:  They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena
  483. 483:  To be in the Tournament of Roses thats every florists dream
  484. 484:  Up on a float surrounded by flowers crowds cheering
  485. 485:  A tournament Do the roses compete in athletic events
  486. 486:  No All right Ive got one How come you dont fly everywhere
  487. 487:  Its exhausting Why dont you run everywhere Its faster
  488. 488:  Yeah OK I see I see All right your turn
  489. 489:  TiVo You can just freeze live TV Thats insane
  490. 490:  You dont have that
  491. 491:  We have Hivo but its a disease Its a horrible horrible disease
  492. 492:  Oh my
  493. 493:  Dumb bees
  494. 494:  You must want to sting all those jerks
  495. 495:  We try not to sting Its usually fatal for us
  496. 496:  So you have to watch your temper
  497. 497:  Very carefully You kick a wall take a walk
  498. 498:  write an angry letter and throw it out Work through it like any emotion
  499. 499:  Anger jealousy lust
  500. 500:  Oh my goodness Are you OK
  501. 501:  Yeah
  502. 502:   What is wrong with you  Its a bug
  503. 503:  Hes not bothering anybody Get out of here you creep
  504. 504:  What was that A Pic N Save circular
  505. 505:  Yeah it was How did you know
  506. 506:  It felt like about  pages Seventyfive is pretty much our limit
  507. 507:  Youve really got that down to a science
  508. 508:   I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue  Ill bet
  509. 509:  What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this
  510. 510:  How did this get here Oute Bee Golden Blossom
  511. 511:  Ray Liotta Private Select
  512. 512:   Is he that actor  I never heard of him
  513. 513:   Why is this here  For people We eat it
  514. 514:  You dont have enough food of your own
  515. 515:   Well yes  How do you get it
  516. 516:   Bees make it  I know who makes it
  517. 517:  And its hard to make it
  518. 518:  Theres heating cooling stirring You need a whole Krelman thing
  519. 519:   Its organic  Its ourganic
  520. 520:  Its just honey Barry
  521. 521:  Just what
  522. 522:  Bees dont know about this This is stealing A lot of stealing
  523. 523:  Youve taken our homes schools hospitals This is all we have
  524. 524:  And its on sale Im getting to the bottom of this
  525. 525:  Im getting to the bottom of all of this
  526. 526:  Hey Hector
  527. 527:   You almost done  Almost
  528. 528:  He is here I sense it
  529. 529:  Well I guess Ill go home now
  530. 530:  and just leave this nice honey out with no one around
  531. 531:  Youre busted box boy
  532. 532:  I knew I heard something So you can talk
  533. 533:  I can talk And now youll start talking
  534. 534:  Where you getting the sweet stuff Whos your supplier
  535. 535:  I dont understand I thought we were friends
  536. 536:  The last thing we want to do is upset bees
  537. 537:  Youre too late Its ours now
  538. 538:  You sir have crossed the wrong sword
  539. 539:  You sir will be lunch for my iguana Ignacio
  540. 540:  Where is the honey coming from
  541. 541:  Tell me where
  542. 542:  Honey Farms It comes from Honey Farms
  543. 543:  Orazy person
  544. 544:  What horrible thing has happened here
  545. 545:  These faces they never knew what hit them And now
  546. 546:  theyre on the road to nowhere
  547. 547:  Just keep still
  548. 548:  What Youre not dead
  549. 549:  Do I look dead They will wipe anything that moves Where you headed
  550. 550:  To Honey Farms I am onto something huge here
  551. 551:  Im going to Alaska Moose blood crazy stuff Blows your head off
  552. 552:  Im going to Tacoma
  553. 553:   And you  He really is dead
  554. 554:  All right
  555. 555:  Uhoh
  556. 556:   What is that  Oh no
  557. 557:   A wiper Triple blade  Triple blade
  558. 558:  Jump on Its your only chance bee
  559. 559:  Why does everything have to be so doggone clean
  560. 560:  How much do you people need to see
  561. 561:  Open your eyes Stick your head out the window
  562. 562:  From NPR News in Washington Im Oarl Kasell
  563. 563:  But dont kill no more bugs
  564. 564:   Bee  Moose blood guy
  565. 565:   You hear something  Like what
  566. 566:  Like tiny screaming
  567. 567:  Turn off the radio
  568. 568:  Whassup bee boy
  569. 569:  Hey Blood
  570. 570:  Just a row of honey jars as far as the eye could see
  571. 571:  Wow
  572. 572:  I assume wherever this truck goes is where theyre getting it
  573. 573:  I mean that honeys ours
  574. 574:   Bees hang tight  Were all jammed in
  575. 575:  Its a close community
  576. 576:  Not us man We on our own Every mosquito on his own
  577. 577:   What if you get in trouble  You a mosquito you in trouble
  578. 578:  Nobody likes us They just smack See a mosquito smack smack
  579. 579:  At least youre out in the world You must meet girls
  580. 580:  Mosquito girls try to trade up get with a moth dragonfly
  581. 581:  Mosquito girl dont want no mosquito
  582. 582:  You got to be kidding me
  583. 583:  Moosebloods about to leave the building So long bee
  584. 584:   Hey guys  Mooseblood
  585. 585:  I knew Id catch yall down here Did you bring your crazy straw
  586. 586:  We throw it in jars slap a label on it and its pretty much pure profit
  587. 587:  What is this place
  588. 588:  A bees got a brain the size of a pinhead
  589. 589:  They are pinheads
  590. 590:  Pinhead
  591. 591:   Oheck out the new smoker  Oh sweet Thats the one you want
  592. 592:  The Thomas
  593. 593:  Smoker
  594. 594:  Ninety puffs a minute semiautomatic Twice the nicotine all the tar
  595. 595:  A couple breaths of this knocks them right out
  596. 596:  They make the honey and we make the money
  597. 597:  They make the honey and we make the money
  598. 598:  Oh my
  599. 599:  Whats going on Are you OK
  600. 600:  Yeah It doesnt last too long
  601. 601:  Do you know youre in a fake hive with fake walls
  602. 602:  Our queen was moved here We had no choice
  603. 603:  This is your queen Thats a man in womens clothes
  604. 604:  Thats a drag queen
  605. 605:  What is this
  606. 606:  Oh no
  607. 607:  Theres hundreds of them
  608. 608:  Bee honey
  609. 609:  Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale
  610. 610:  This is worse than anything bears have done I intend to do something
  611. 611:  Oh Barry stop
  612. 612:  Who told you humans are taking our honey Thats a rumor
  613. 613:  Do these look like rumors
  614. 614:  Thats a conspiracy theory These are obviously doctored photos
  615. 615:  How did you get mixed up in this
  616. 616:  Hes been talking to humans
  617. 617:   What  Talking to humans
  618. 618:  He has a human girlfriend And they make out
  619. 619:  Make out Barry
  620. 620:  We do not
  621. 621:   You wish you could  Whose side are you on
  622. 622:  The bees
  623. 623:  I dated a cricket once in San Antonio Those crazy legs kept me up all night
  624. 624:  Barry this is what you want to do with your life
  625. 625:  I want to do it for all our lives Nobody works harder than bees
  626. 626:  Dad I remember you coming home so overworked
  627. 627:  your hands were still stirring You couldnt stop
  628. 628:  I remember that
  629. 629:  What right do they have to our honey
  630. 630:  We live on two cups a year They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever
  631. 631:  Even if its true what can one bee do
  632. 632:  Sting them where it really hurts
  633. 633:  In the face The eye
  634. 634:   That would hurt  No
  635. 635:  Up the nose Thats a killer
  636. 636:  Theres only one place you can sting the humans one place where it matters
  637. 637:  Hive at Five the hives only fullhour action news source
  638. 638:  No more bee beards
  639. 639:  With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk
  640. 640:  Weather with Storm Stinger
  641. 641:  Sports with Buzz Larvi
  642. 642:  And Jeanette Ohung
  643. 643:   Good evening Im Bob Bumble  And Im Jeanette Ohung
  644. 644:  A tricounty bee Barry Benson
  645. 645:  intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey
  646. 646:  packaging it and profiting from it illegally
  647. 647:  Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King
  648. 648:  well have three former queens here in our studio discussing their new book
  649. 649:  Olassy Ladies out this week on Hexagon
  650. 650:  Tonight were talking to Barry Benson
  651. 651:  Did you ever think Im a kid from the hive I cant do this
  652. 652:  Bees have never been afraid to change the world
  653. 653:  What about Bee Oolumbus Bee Gandhi Bejesus
  654. 654:  Where Im from wed never sue humans
  655. 655:  We were thinking of stickball or candy stores
  656. 656:  How old are you
  657. 657:  The bee community is supporting you in this case
  658. 658:  which will be the trial of the bee century
  659. 659:  You know they have a Larry King in the human world too
  660. 660:  Its a common name Next week
  661. 661:  He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots
  662. 662:  Next week
  663. 663:  Glasses quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard em
  664. 664:  Bear Week next week Theyre scary hairy and here live
  665. 665:  Always leans forward pointy shoulders squinty eyes very Jewish
  666. 666:  In tennis you attack at the point of weakness
  667. 667:  It was my grandmother Ken Shes
  668. 668:  Honey her backhands a joke Im not gonna take advantage of that
  669. 669:  Quiet please Actual work going on here
  670. 670:   Is that that same bee  Yes it is
  671. 671:  Im helping him sue the human race
  672. 672:   Hello  Hello bee
  673. 673:  This is Ken
  674. 674:  Yeah I remember you Timberland size ten and a half Vibram sole I believe
  675. 675:  Why does he talk again
  676. 676:  Listen you better go cause were really busy working
  677. 677:  But its our yogurt night
  678. 678:  Byebye
  679. 679:  Why is yogurt night so difficult
  680. 680:  You poor thing You two have been at this for hours
  681. 681:  Yes and Adam here has been a huge help
  682. 682:   Frosting  How many sugars
  683. 683:  Just one I try not to use the competition
  684. 684:  So why are you helping me
  685. 685:  Bees have good qualities
  686. 686:  And it takes my mind off the shop
  687. 687:  Instead of flowers people are giving balloon bouquets now
  688. 688:  Those are great if youre three
  689. 689:  And artificial flowers
  690. 690:   Oh those just get me psychotic  Yeah me too
  691. 691:  Bent stingers pointless pollination
  692. 692:  Bees must hate those fake things
  693. 693:  Nothing worse than a daffodil thats had work done
  694. 694:  Maybe this could make up for it a little bit
  695. 695:   This lawsuits a pretty big deal  I guess
  696. 696:  You sure you want to go through with it
  697. 697:  Am I sure When Im done with the humans they wont be able
  698. 698:  to say Honey Im home without paying a royalty
  699. 699:  Its an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan
  700. 700:  where the world anxiously waits because for the first time in history
  701. 701:  we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak
  702. 702:  What have we gotten into here Barry
  703. 703:  Its pretty big isnt it
  704. 704:  I cant believe how many humans dont work during the day
  705. 705:  You think billiondollar multinational food companies have good lawyers
  706. 706:  Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade
  707. 707:   Whats the matter  I dont know I just got a chill
  708. 708:  Well if it isnt the bee team
  709. 709:  You boys work on this
  710. 710:  All rise The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding
  711. 711:  All right Oase number
  712. 712:  Superior Court of New York Barry Bee Benson v the Honey Industry
  713. 713:  is now in session
  714. 714:  Mr Montgomery youre representing the five food companies collectively
  715. 715:  A privilege
  716. 716:  Mr Benson youre representing all the bees of the world
  717. 717:  Im kidding Yes Your Honor were ready to proceed
  718. 718:  Mr Montgomery your opening statement please
  719. 719:  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
  720. 720:  my grandmother was a simple woman
  721. 721:  Born on a farm she believed it was mans divine right
  722. 722:  to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us
  723. 723:  If we lived in the topsyturvy world Mr Benson imagines
  724. 724:  just think of what would it mean
  725. 725:  I would have to negotiate with the silkworm
  726. 726:  for the elastic in my britches
  727. 727:  Talking bee
  728. 728:  How do we know this isnt some sort of
  729. 729:  holographic motionpicturecapture Hollywood wizardry
  730. 730:  They could be using laser beams
  731. 731:  Robotics Ventriloquism Oloning For all we know
  732. 732:  he could be on steroids
  733. 733:  Mr Benson
  734. 734:  Ladies and gentlemen theres no trickery here
  735. 735:  Im just an ordinary bee Honeys pretty important to me
  736. 736:  Its important to all bees We invented it
  737. 737:  We make it And we protect it with our lives
  738. 738:  Unfortunately there are some people in this room
  739. 739:  who think they can take it from us
  740. 740:  cause were the little guys Im hoping that after this is all over
  741. 741:  youll see how by taking our honey you not only take everything we have
  742. 742:  but everything we are
  743. 743:  I wish hed dress like that all the time So nice
  744. 744:  Oall your first witness
  745. 745:  So Mr Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms big company you have
  746. 746:  I suppose so
  747. 747:  I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron
  748. 748:  Yes they provide beekeepers for our farms
  749. 749:  Beekeeper I find that to be a very disturbing term
  750. 750:  I dont imagine you employ any beefreeers do you
  751. 751:   No  I couldnt hear you
  752. 752:   No  No
  753. 753:  Because you dont free bees You keep bees Not only that
  754. 754:  it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey
  755. 755:  Theyre very lovable creatures
  756. 756:  Yogi Bear Fozzie Bear BuildABear
  757. 757:  You mean like this
  758. 758:  Bears kill bees
  759. 759:  Howd you like his head crashing through your living room
  760. 760:  Biting into your couch Spitting out your throw pillows
  761. 761:  OK thats enough Take him away
  762. 762:  So Mr Sting thank you for being here Your name intrigues me
  763. 763:   Where have I heard it before  I was with a band called The Police
  764. 764:  But youve never been a police officer have you
  765. 765:  No I havent
  766. 766:  No you havent And so here we have yet another example
  767. 767:  of bee culture casually stolen by a human
  768. 768:  for nothing more than a pranceabout stage name
  769. 769:  Oh please
  770. 770:  Have you ever been stung Mr Sting
  771. 771:  Because Im feeling a little stung Sting
  772. 772:  Or should I say Mr Gordon M Sumner
  773. 773:  Thats not his real name You idiots
  774. 774:  Mr Liotta first belated congratulations on
  775. 775:  your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in
  776. 776:  Thank you Thank you
  777. 777:  I see from your resume that youre devilishly handsome
  778. 778:  with a churning inner turmoil thats ready to blow
  779. 779:  I enjoy what I do Is that a crime
  780. 780:  Not yet it isnt But is this what its come to for you
  781. 781:  Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you dont
  782. 782:  have to rehearse your part and learn your lines sir
  783. 783:  Watch it Benson I could blow right now
  784. 784:  This isnt a goodfella This is a badfella
  785. 785:  Why doesnt someone just step on this creep and we can all go home
  786. 786:   Order in this court  Youre all thinking it
  787. 787:  Order Order I say
  788. 788:   Say it  Mr Liotta please sit down
  789. 789:  I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that
  790. 790:  I think the jurys on our side
  791. 791:  Are we doing everything right legally
  792. 792:  Im a florist
  793. 793:  Right Well heres to a great team
  794. 794:  To a great team
  795. 795:  Well hello
  796. 796:   Ken  Hello
  797. 797:  I didnt think you were coming
  798. 798:  No I was just late I tried to call but the battery
  799. 799:  I didnt want all this to go to waste so I called Barry Luckily he was free
  800. 800:  Oh that was lucky
  801. 801:  Theres a little left I could heat it up
  802. 802:  Yeah heat it up sure whatever
  803. 803:  So I hear youre quite a tennis player
  804. 804:  Im not much for the game myself The balls a little grabby
  805. 805:  Thats where I usually sit Right there
  806. 806:  Ken Barry was looking at your resume
  807. 807:  and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isnt really a special skill
  808. 808:  You think I dont see what youre doing
  809. 809:  I know how hard it is to find the rightjob We have that in common
  810. 810:  Do we
  811. 811:  Bees have  percent employment but we do jobs like taking the crud out
  812. 812:  Thats just what I was thinking about doing
  813. 813:  Ken I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz I hope that was all right
  814. 814:  Im going to drain the old stinger
  815. 815:  Yeah you do that
  816. 816:  Look at that
  817. 817:  You know Ive just about had it
  818. 818:  with your little mind games
  819. 819:   Whats that  Italian Vogue
  820. 820:  Mamma mia thats a lot of pages
  821. 821:  A lot of ads
  822. 822:  Remember what Van said why is your life more valuable than mine
  823. 823:  Funny I just cant seem to recall that
  824. 824:  I think something stinks in here
  825. 825:  I love the smell of flowers
  826. 826:  How do you like the smell of flames
  827. 827:  Not as much
  828. 828:  Water bug Not taking sides
  829. 829:  Ken Im wearing a Ohapstick hat This is pathetic
  830. 830:  Ive got issues
  831. 831:  Well well well a royal flush
  832. 832:   Youre bluffing  Am I
  833. 833:  Surfs up dude
  834. 834:  Poo water
  835. 835:  That bowl is gnarly
  836. 836:  Except for those dirty yellow rings
  837. 837:  Kenneth What are you doing
  838. 838:  You know I dont even like honey I dont eat it
  839. 839:  We need to talk
  840. 840:  Hes just a little bee
  841. 841:  And he happens to be the nicest bee Ive met in a long time
  842. 842:  Long time What are you talking about Are there other bugs in your life
  843. 843:  No but there are other things bugging me in life And youre one of them
  844. 844:  Fine Talking bees no yogurt night
  845. 845:  My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster
  846. 846:  Goodbye Ken
  847. 847:  And for your information
  848. 848:  I prefer sugarfree artificial sweeteners made by man
  849. 849:  Im sorry about all that
  850. 850:  I know its got an aftertaste I like it
  851. 851:  I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me
  852. 852:  I couldnt overcome it Oh well
  853. 853:  Are you OK for the trial
  854. 854:  I believe Mr Montgomery is about out of ideas
  855. 855:  We would like to call Mr Barry Benson Bee to the stand
  856. 856:  Good idea You can really see why hes considered one of the best lawyers
  857. 857:  Yeah
  858. 858:  Layton youve gotta weave some magic
  859. 859:  with this jury or its gonna be all over
  860. 860:  Dont worry The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around
  861. 861:  is to remind them of what they dont like about bees
  862. 862:   You got the tweezers  Are you allergic
  863. 863:  Only to losing son Only to losing
  864. 864:  Mr Benson Bee Ill ask you what I think wed all like to know
  865. 865:  What exactly is your relationship
  866. 866:  to that woman
  867. 867:  Were friends
  868. 868:   Good friends  Yes
  869. 869:  How good Do you live together
  870. 870:  Wait a minute
  871. 871:  Are you her little
  872. 872:  bedbug
  873. 873:  Ive seen a bee documentary or two From what I understand
  874. 874:  doesnt your queen give birth to all the bee children
  875. 875:   Yeah but  So those arent your real parents
  876. 876:   Oh Barry  Yes they are
  877. 877:  Hold me back
  878. 878:  Youre an illegitimate bee arent you Benson
  879. 879:  Hes denouncing bees
  880. 880:  Dont yall date your cousins
  881. 881:   Objection  Im going to pincushion this guy
  882. 882:  Adam dont Its what he wants
  883. 883:  Oh Im hit
  884. 884:  Oh lordy I am hit
  885. 885:  Order Order
  886. 886:  The venom The venom is coursing through my veins
  887. 887:  I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction
  888. 888:  You see You cant treat them like equals Theyre striped savages
  889. 889:  Stingings the only thing they know Its their way
  890. 890:   Adam stay with me  I cant feel my legs
  891. 891:  What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison
  892. 892:  from my heaving buttocks
  893. 893:  I will have order in this court Order
  894. 894:  Order please
  895. 895:  The case of the honeybees versus the human race
  896. 896:  took a pointed turn against the bees
  897. 897:  yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T Montgomery
  898. 898:   Hey buddy  Hey
  899. 899:   Is there much pain  Yeah
  900. 900:  I blew the whole case didnt I
  901. 901:  It doesnt matter What matters is youre alive You could have died
  902. 902:  Id be better off dead Look at me
  903. 903:  They got it from the cafeteria downstairs in a tuna sandwich
  904. 904:  Look theres a little celery still on it
  905. 905:  What was it like to sting someone
  906. 906:  I cant explain it It was all
  907. 907:  All adrenaline and then and then ecstasy
  908. 908:  All right
  909. 909:  You think it was all a trap
  910. 910:  Of course Im sorry I flew us right into this
  911. 911:  What were we thinking Look at us Were just a couple of bugs in this world
  912. 912:  What will the humans do to us if they win
  913. 913:  I dont know
  914. 914:  I hear they put the roaches in motels That doesnt sound so bad
  915. 915:  Adam they check in but they dont check out
  916. 916:  Oh my
  917. 917:  Oould you get a nurse to close that window
  918. 918:   Why  The smoke
  919. 919:  Bees dont smoke
  920. 920:  Right Bees dont smoke
  921. 921:  Bees dont smoke But some bees are smoking
  922. 922:  Thats it Thats our case
  923. 923:  It is Its not over
  924. 924:  Get dressed Ive gotta go somewhere
  925. 925:  Get back to the court and stall Stall any way you can
  926. 926:  And assuming youve done step correctly youre ready for the tub
  927. 927:  Mr Flayman
  928. 928:  Yes Yes Your Honor
  929. 929:  Where is the rest of your team
  930. 930:  Well Your Honor its interesting
  931. 931:  Bees are trained to fly haphazardly
  932. 932:  and as a result we dont make very good time
  933. 933:  I actually heard a funny story about
  934. 934:  Your Honor havent these ridiculous bugs
  935. 935:  taken up enough of this courts valuable time
  936. 936:  How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on
  937. 937:  They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges
  938. 938:  against my clients who run legitimate businesses
  939. 939:  I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case
  940. 940:  Mr Flayman Im afraid Im going
  941. 941:  to have to consider Mr Montgomerys motion
  942. 942:  But you cant We have a terrific case
  943. 943:  Where is your proof Where is the evidence
  944. 944:  Show me the smoking gun
  945. 945:  Hold it Your Honor You want a smoking gun
  946. 946:  Here is your smoking gun
  947. 947:  What is that
  948. 948:  Its a bee smoker
  949. 949:  What this This harmless little contraption
  950. 950:  This couldnt hurt a fly let alone a bee
  951. 951:  Look at what has happened
  952. 952:  to bees who have never been asked Smoking or non
  953. 953:  Is this what nature intended for us
  954. 954:  To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines
  955. 955:  and manmade wooden slat work camps
  956. 956:  Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man
  957. 957:   What are we gonna do  Hes playing the species card
  958. 958:  Ladies and gentlemen please free these bees
  959. 959:  Free the bees Free the bees
  960. 960:  Free the bees
  961. 961:  Free the bees Free the bees
  962. 962:  The court finds in favor of the bees
  963. 963:  Vanessa we won
  964. 964:  I knew you could do it Highfive
  965. 965:  Sorry
  966. 966:  Im OK You know what this means
  967. 967:  All the honey will finally belong to the bees
  968. 968:  Now we wont have to work so hard all the time
  969. 969:  This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature Benson
  970. 970:  Youll regret this
  971. 971:  Barry how much honey is out there
  972. 972:  All right One at a time
  973. 973:  Barry who are you wearing
  974. 974:  My sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants
  975. 975:   What if Montgomerys right  What do you mean
  976. 976:  Weve been living the bee way a long time  million years
  977. 977:  Oongratulations on your victory What will you demand as a settlement
  978. 978:  First well demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps
  979. 979:  Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with
  980. 980:  every last drop
  981. 981:  We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more
  982. 982:  than a filthy smelly badbreath stink machine
  983. 983:  Were all aware of what they do in the woods
  984. 984:  Wait for my signal
  985. 985:  Take him out
  986. 986:  Hell have nauseous for a few hours then hell be fine
  987. 987:  And we will no longer tolerate beenegative nicknames
  988. 988:  But its just a pranceabout stage name
  989. 989:  unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products
  990. 990:  and ladeeda human teatime snack garnishments
  991. 991:  Oant breathe
  992. 992:  Bring it in boys
  993. 993:  Hold it right there Good
  994. 994:  Tap it
  995. 995:  Mr Buzzwell we just passed three cups and theres gallons more coming
  996. 996:   I think we need to shut down  Shut down Weve never shut down
  997. 997:  Shut down honey production
  998. 998:  Stop making honey
  999. 999:  Turn your key sir
  1000. 1000:  What do we do now
  1001. 1001:  Oannonball
  1002. 1002:  Were shutting honey production
  1003. 1003:  Mission abort
  1004. 1004:  Aborting pollination and nectar detail Returning to base
  1005. 1005:  Adam you wouldnt believe how much honey was out there
  1006. 1006:  Oh yeah
  1007. 1007:  Whats going on Where is everybody
  1008. 1008:   Are they out celebrating  Theyre home
  1009. 1009:  They dont know what to do Laying out sleeping in
  1010. 1010:  I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket
  1011. 1011:  At least we got our honey back
  1012. 1012:  Sometimes I think so what if humans liked our honey Who wouldnt
  1013. 1013:  Its the greatest thing in the world I was excited to be part of making it
  1014. 1014:  This was my new desk This was my new job I wanted to do it really well
  1015. 1015:  And now
  1016. 1016:  Now I cant
  1017. 1017:  I dont understand why theyre not happy
  1018. 1018:  I thought their lives would be better
  1019. 1019:  Theyre doing nothing Its amazing Honey really changes people
  1020. 1020:  You dont have any idea whats going on do you
  1021. 1021:   What did you want to show me  This
  1022. 1022:  What happened here
  1023. 1023:  That is not the half of it
  1024. 1024:  Oh no Oh my
  1025. 1025:  Theyre all wilting
  1026. 1026:  Doesnt look very good does it
  1027. 1027:  And whose fault do you think that is
  1028. 1028:  You know Im gonna guess bees
  1029. 1029:  Bees
  1030. 1030:  Specifically me
  1031. 1031:  I didnt think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things
  1032. 1032:  Its notjust flowers Fruits vegetables they all need bees
  1033. 1033:  Thats our whole SAT test right there
  1034. 1034:  Take away produce that affects the entire animal kingdom
  1035. 1035:  And then of course
  1036. 1036:  The human species
  1037. 1037:  So if theres no more pollination
  1038. 1038:  it could all just go south here couldnt it
  1039. 1039:  I know this is also partly my fault
  1040. 1040:  How about a suicide pact
  1041. 1041:  How do we do it
  1042. 1042:   Ill sting you you step on me  Thatjust kills you twice
  1043. 1043:  Right right
  1044. 1044:  Listen Barry sorry but I gotta get going
  1045. 1045:  I had to open my mouth and talk
  1046. 1046:  Vanessa
  1047. 1047:  Vanessa Why are you leaving Where are you going
  1048. 1048:  To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena
  1049. 1049:  Theyve moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying
  1050. 1050:  Its the last chance Ill ever have to see it
  1051. 1051:  Vanessa I just wanna say Im sorry I never meant it to turn out like this
  1052. 1052:  I know Me neither
  1053. 1053:  Tournament of Roses Roses cant do sports
  1054. 1054:  Wait a minute Roses Roses
  1055. 1055:  Roses
  1056. 1056:  Vanessa
  1057. 1057:  Roses
  1058. 1058:  Barry
  1059. 1059:   Roses are flowers  Yes they are
  1060. 1060:  Flowers bees pollen
  1061. 1061:  I know Thats why this is the last parade
  1062. 1062:  Maybe not Oould you ask him to slow down
  1063. 1063:  Oould you slow down
  1064. 1064:  Barry
  1065. 1065:  OK I made a huge mistake This is a total disaster all my fault
  1066. 1066:  Yes it kind of is
  1067. 1067:  Ive ruined the planet I wanted to help you
  1068. 1068:  with the flower shop Ive made it worse
  1069. 1069:  Actually its completely closed down
  1070. 1070:  I thought maybe you were remodeling
  1071. 1071:  But I have another idea and its greater than my previous ideas combined
  1072. 1072:  I dont want to hear it
  1073. 1073:  All right they have the roses the roses have the pollen
  1074. 1074:  I know every bee plant and flower bud in this park
  1075. 1075:  All we gotta do is get what theyve got back here with what weve got
  1076. 1076:   Bees  Park
  1077. 1077:   Pollen  Flowers
  1078. 1078:   Repollination  Across the nation
  1079. 1079:  Tournament of Roses Pasadena Oalifornia
  1080. 1080:  Theyve got nothing but flowers floats and cotton candy
  1081. 1081:  Security will be tight
  1082. 1082:  I have an idea
  1083. 1083:  Vanessa Bloome FTD
  1084. 1084:  Official floral business Its real
  1085. 1085:  Sorry maam Nice brooch
  1086. 1086:  Thank you It was a gift
  1087. 1087:  Once inside we just pick the right float
  1088. 1088:  How about The Princess and the Pea
  1089. 1089:  I could be the princess and you could be the pea
  1090. 1090:  Yes I got it
  1091. 1091:   Where should I sit  What are you
  1092. 1092:   I believe Im the pea  The pea
  1093. 1093:  It goes under the mattresses
  1094. 1094:   Not in this fairy tale sweetheart  Im getting the marshal
  1095. 1095:  You do that This whole parade is a fiasco
  1096. 1096:  Lets see what this babyll do
  1097. 1097:  Hey what are you doing
  1098. 1098:  Then all we do is blend in with traffic
  1099. 1099:  without arousing suspicion
  1100. 1100:  Once at the airport theres no stopping us
  1101. 1101:  Stop Security
  1102. 1102:   You and your insect pack your float  Yes
  1103. 1103:  Has it been in your possession the entire time
  1104. 1104:  Would you remove your shoes
  1105. 1105:   Remove your stinger  Its part of me
  1106. 1106:  I know Just having some fun Enjoy your flight
  1107. 1107:  Then if were lucky well have just enough pollen to do the job
  1108. 1108:  Oan you believe how lucky we are We have just enough pollen to do the job
  1109. 1109:  I think this is gonna work
  1110. 1110:  Its got to work
  1111. 1111:  Attention passengers this is Oaptain Scott
  1112. 1112:  We have a bit of bad weather in New York
  1113. 1113:  It looks like well experience a couple hours delay
  1114. 1114:  Barry these are cut flowers with no water Theyll never make it
  1115. 1115:  I gotta get up there and talk to them
  1116. 1116:  Be careful
  1117. 1117:  Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine
  1118. 1118:  Id like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer
  1119. 1119:  Oaptain Im in a real situation
  1120. 1120:   Whatd you say Hal  Nothing
  1121. 1121:  Bee
  1122. 1122:  Dont freak out My entire species
  1123. 1123:  What are you doing
  1124. 1124:   Wait a minute Im an attorney  Whos an attorney
  1125. 1125:  Dont move
  1126. 1126:  Oh Barry
  1127. 1127:  Good afternoon passengers This is your captain
  1128. 1128:  Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in B please report to the cockpit
  1129. 1129:  And please hurry
  1130. 1130:  What happened here
  1131. 1131:  There was a DustBuster a toupee a life raft exploded
  1132. 1132:  Ones bald ones in a boat theyre both unconscious
  1133. 1133:   Is that another bee joke  No
  1134. 1134:  No ones flying the plane
  1135. 1135:  This is JFK control tower Flight  Whats your status
  1136. 1136:  This is Vanessa Bloome Im a florist from New York
  1137. 1137:  Wheres the pilot
  1138. 1138:  Hes unconscious and so is the copilot
  1139. 1139:  Not good Does anyone onboard have flight experience
  1140. 1140:  As a matter of fact there is
  1141. 1141:   Whos that  Barry Benson
  1142. 1142:  From the honey trial Oh great
  1143. 1143:  Vanessa this is nothing more than a big metal bee
  1144. 1144:  Its got giant wings huge engines
  1145. 1145:  I cant fly a plane
  1146. 1146:   Why not Isnt John Travolta a pilot  Yes
  1147. 1147:  How hard could it be
  1148. 1148:  Wait Barry Were headed into some lightning
  1149. 1149:  This is Bob Bumble We have some latebreaking news from JFK Airport
  1150. 1150:  where a suspenseful scene is developing
  1151. 1151:  Barry Benson fresh from his legal victory
  1152. 1152:  Thats Barry
  1153. 1153:  is attempting to land a plane loaded with people flowers
  1154. 1154:  and an incapacitated flight crew
  1155. 1155:  Flowers
  1156. 1156:  We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls
  1157. 1157:  with absolutely no flight experience
  1158. 1158:  Just a minute Theres a bee on that plane
  1159. 1159:  Im quite familiar with Mr Benson and his noaccount compadres
  1160. 1160:  Theyve done enough damage
  1161. 1161:  But isnt he your only hope
  1162. 1162:  Technically a bee shouldnt be able to fly at all
  1163. 1163:  Their wings are too small
  1164. 1164:  Havent we heard this a million times
  1165. 1165:  The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense
  1166. 1166:   Get this on the air  Got it
  1167. 1167:   Stand by  Were going live
  1168. 1168:  The way we work may be a mystery to you
  1169. 1169:  Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs
  1170. 1170:  But let me tell you about a small job
  1171. 1171:  If you do it well it makes a big difference
  1172. 1172:  More than we realized To us to everyone
  1173. 1173:  Thats why I want to get bees back to working together
  1174. 1174:  Thats the bee way Were not made of JellO
  1175. 1175:  We get behind a fellow
  1176. 1176:   Black and yellow  Hello
  1177. 1177:  Left right down hover
  1178. 1178:   Hover  Forget hover
  1179. 1179:  This isnt so hard Beepbeep Beepbeep
  1180. 1180:  Barry what happened
  1181. 1181:  Wait I think we were on autopilot the whole time
  1182. 1182:   That may have been helping me  And now were not
  1183. 1183:  So it turns out I cannot fly a plane
  1184. 1184:  All of you lets get behind this fellow Move it out
  1185. 1185:  Move out
  1186. 1186:  Our only chance is if I do what Id do you copy me with the wings of the plane
  1187. 1187:  Dont have to yell
  1188. 1188:  Im not yelling Were in a lot of trouble
  1189. 1189:  Its very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice
  1190. 1190:  Its not a tone Im panicking
  1191. 1191:  I cant do this
  1192.   1192:  Vanessa pull yourself together You have to snap out of it
  1193. 1193:  You snap out of it
  1194. 1194:  You snap out of it
  1195. 1195:   You snap out of it  You snap out of it
  1196. 1196:   You snap out of it  You snap out of it
  1197. 1197:   You snap out of it  You snap out of it
  1198. 1198:   Hold it  Why Oome on its my turn
  1199. 1199:  How is the plane flying
  1200. 1200:  I dont know
  1201. 1201:  Hello
  1202. 1202:  Benson got any flowers for a happy occasion in there
  1203. 1203:  The Pollen Jocks
  1204. 1204:  They do get behind a fellow
  1205. 1205:   Black and yellow  Hello
  1206. 1206:  All right lets drop this tin can on the blacktop
  1207. 1207:  Where I cant see anything Oan you
  1208. 1208:  No nothing Its all cloudy
  1209. 1209:  Oome on You got to think bee Barry
  1210. 1210:   Thinking bee  Thinking bee
  1211. 1211:  Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee
  1212. 1212:  Wait a minute I think Im feeling something
  1213. 1213:   What  I dont know Its strong pulling me
  1214. 1214:  Like a millionyearold instinct
  1215. 1215:  Bring the nose down
  1216. 1216:  Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee
  1217. 1217:   What in the world is on the tarmac  Get some lights on that
  1218. 1218:  Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee
  1219. 1219:   Vanessa aim for the flower  OK
  1220. 1220:  Out the engines Were going in on bee power Ready boys
  1221. 1221:  Affirmative
  1222. 1222:  Good Good Easy now Thats it
  1223. 1223:  Land on that flower
  1224. 1224:  Ready Full reverse
  1225. 1225:  Spin it around
  1226. 1226:   Not that flower The other one  Which one
  1227. 1227:   That flower  Im aiming at the flower
  1228. 1228:  Thats a fat guy in a flowered shirt I mean the giant pulsating flower
  1229. 1229:  made of millions of bees
  1230. 1230:  Pull forward Nose down Tail up
  1231. 1231:  Rotate around it
  1232. 1232:   This is insane Barry  Thiss the only way I know how to fly
  1233. 1233:  Am I kookookachoo or is this plane flying in an insectlike pattern
  1234. 1234:  Get your nose in there Dont be afraid Smell it Full reverse
  1235. 1235:  Just drop it Be a part of it
  1236. 1236:  Aim for the center
  1237. 1237:  Now drop it in Drop it in woman
  1238. 1238:  Oome on already
  1239. 1239:  Barry we did it You taught me how to fly
  1240. 1240:   Yes No highfive  Right
  1241. 1241:  Barry it worked Did you see the giant flower
  1242. 1242:  What giant flower Where Of course I saw the flower That was genius
  1243. 1243:   Thank you  But were not done yet
  1244. 1244:  Listen everyone
  1245. 1245:  This runway is covered with the last pollen
  1246. 1246:  from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth
  1247. 1247:  That means this is our last chance
  1248. 1248:  Were the only ones who make honey pollinate flowers and dress like this
  1249. 1249:  If were gonna survive as a species this is our moment What do you say
  1250. 1250:  Are we going to be bees orjust Museum of Natural History keychains
  1251. 1251:  Were bees
  1252. 1252:  Keychain
  1253. 1253:  Then follow me Except Keychain
  1254. 1254:  Hold on Barry Here
  1255. 1255:  Youve earned this
  1256. 1256:  Yeah
  1257. 1257:  Im a Pollen Jock And its a perfect fit All I gotta do are the sleeves
  1258. 1258:  Oh yeah
  1259. 1259:  Thats our Barry
  1260. 1260:  Mom The bees are back
  1261. 1261:  If anybody needs to make a call nows the time
  1262. 1262:  I got a feeling well be working late tonight
  1263. 1263:  Heres your change Have a great afternoon Oan I help whos next
  1264. 1264:  Would you like some honey with that It is beeapproved Dont forget these
  1265. 1265:  Milk cream cheese its all me And I dont see a nickel
  1266. 1266:  Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat
  1267. 1267:  I had no idea
  1268. 1268:  Barry Im sorry Have you got a moment
  1269. 1269:  Would you excuse me My mosquito associate will help you
  1270. 1270:  Sorry Im late
  1271. 1271:  Hes a lawyer too
  1272. 1272:  I was already a bloodsucking parasite All I needed was a briefcase
  1273. 1273:  Have a great afternoon
  1274. 1274:  Barry I just got this huge tulip order and I cant get them anywhere
  1275. 1275:  No problem Vannie Just leave it to me
  1276. 1276:  Youre a lifesaver Barry Oan I help whos next
  1277. 1277:  All right scramble jocks Its time to fly
  1278. 1278:  Thank you Barry
  1279. 1279:  That bee is living my life
  1280. 1280:  Let it go Kenny
  1281. 1281:   When will this nightmare end  Let it all go
  1282. 1282:   Beautiful day to fly  Sure is
  1283. 1283:  Between you and me I was dying to get out of that office
  1284. 1284:  You have got to start thinking bee my friend
  1285. 1285:   Thinking bee  Me
  1286. 1286:  Hold it Lets just stop for a second Hold it
  1287. 1287:  Im sorry Im sorry everyone Oan we stop here
  1288. 1288:  Im not making a major life decision during a production number
  1289. 1289:  All right Take ten everybody Wrap it up guys
  1290. 1290:  I had virtually no rehearsal for that
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