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  1. >Part 1
  2.  
  3. >It started just like any other day in the Loud House, Lincoln was feeling quite excited right now, why you may ask. Well you see, he was just one week away from his 12th birthday. A happy occasion for many kids and Lincoln was no exception.
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  5. >"Hey guys a very special day is coming up in just in one week, can you guys guess what it is?" Lincoln asked enthusiastically to all his sisters as he was preparing breakfast for all of them. He finished cooking and started walking around the table serving each meal to his sisters.
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  7. >"Oh! the miss universe pageant is on TV is next week I need to take down notes" exclaimed Lola Happily, "NO WAY the monster truck rally is on next week I'm not watching no dumb princess competition" yelled out Lana.
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  9. >"hmmm... oh man, I almost forgot; I got a gig at the club" said Luna "thanks for reminder little bro." bonking her own head for almost forgetting that little detail. "Oh! Stand up at the Funny lounge Duh," exclaimed Luan peeling a banana "it almost slipped my mind" she laughs "get it"
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  11. >Lincoln smile was fading fast, this was un expected and it was starting to look pretty bleak for him; 'oh come on, this only happens on TV, there was no way it was happening to him in real life,' he concluded to himself
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  13. >"Like I know what happening next week," chimed in Leni "Le Chic Robe is having a big fashion sales in a week at the mall, and I am so totes going to be there all day" she cheered happily, "whoa really? Maybe I can take Bobby along and see if he'll buy me something nice" Lori said dreamily.
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  15. >"Curious inquiry Lincoln, perhaps I shall turn to my schedule to deduce this conundrum" Said Lisa, giving him some ray of hope; surely Lisa had his Birthday written down in her schedule she'll let everyone know. "Eureka I must enlist my self for the little Einstein’s science competitions. I appreciate the mnemonic Lincoln" and hope deleted.
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  17. >"My big Karate competition is coming up, this year I'll finally move to Black Belt." Lynn Pumped her first, giving a hard but loving chop to her brother, "I got nothing perhaps I shall bask in the dark loneliness of my room while everyone has fun *sigh*"
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  19. >"Thank for reminding us Lincoln" they all cheered "poo poo" added Lily.
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  21. >Feeling a bit sad at the answer he got he puts on his best smile for all of them "no problem guys, anytime" he added a bit hurt. 'Maybe tomorrow they'll remember' was his last thought.
  22.  
  23. >Part 2
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  25. >'Maybe tomorrow they'll remember' was Lincolns last thought, but there was no time to dwell on it, because it was time to go to school, and he no time to feel bad about it. He took one last look at his sisters to see if they were just joking around with him, but from the looks of their worry free tomfoolery it seemed liked they really did forget.
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  27. >No matter, he was Lincoln Loud and he always had a plan right. 'I just have to figure out what it is right now, damn it's going to have to wait, or we might be late' he thought to himself.
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  29. >"Alright everyone time to go to school step up right up and grab your lunches" he yelled out to get their attention.
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  31. >"OK first we got, Caesar Salad for Lori, and Chicken Teriyaki salad for Leni with crystal water bottles on the side." He began with his oldest sisters "Thanks Pop Pop" said Leni "what she said Twerp" said Lori under her breath, 'Well at least Leni was nice enough to say thanks'.
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  33. >"Luna here's your Rock god Coffee Drink & a BLT sandwich and you Luan, a special request, one Lemon Meringue Pie?" Lincoln continued with his roll call "ah sweet little bro, thanks, I needed a pick me up" thanked Luna "What? One Lemon Meringue Pie pick up, Pie is ready" Luan ran up and took the pie and ran out the kitchen Door "OK?" Lincoln asked puzzled.
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  35. >"Lynn and Lucy, Meatball sub and a cola for you Lynn and Lucy since you didn't tell me what you wanted I got you, some chicken nuggets shaped like little bats, blood red orange juice and Dark Oreo Chocolate pudding" he proudly said knowing well what her favorite foods were.
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  37. >"Sweet, mamas getting fed today, thanks dork" Lynn once again playfully punched Lincoln in his shoulder, *Sigh* "Once again Lincoln you know me all to well" Lucy uttered.
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  39. >Suddenly Luan runs back in with her slice of pie in hand, "your Pie Sir" she attempts to pie Lincoln only for him to duck under it. "HA! I watched that cartoon too Luan, going to have to get up pretty early in the morning to prank me" he proudly states. "Ah man I knew I should ordered a "piece of cake" to prank you Lincoln" she laughed "get it."
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  41. >Lincoln Rolled his eyes at the bad pun "here's your back up lunch, Tuna Salad sandwich and cranberry Juice" he handed her, her lunch. "I'll get my 'Oppor-Tuna-ty' to prank you tomorrow Lincoln," she laughs again "get it" Lincoln sighs at the pun once again.
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  43. >"For Lola and Lana PB&J no crust for my little beauty queen and extra crust for my tough monster kid with a side of perfectly chilled milk for both of you" he gave them their lunch boxes.
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  45. >"EEEK thanks Lincoln" they both cheered running up and hugging his sides, oh well. Maybe he shouldn't blame his sisters for forgetting. Especially his little sisters, they didn't know any better.
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  47. > "and Finally Lisa" he calls up "ah did you get my Organic Frankfurters on a Dutch Brood blanket with Natural grapeshot extract" Lincoln raised an eyebrow "Ballpark Hot dogs and Grape juice?" he asked confused "indeed nicely done Lincoln"
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  49. >Well some of them don't know any better, 'I Still can't believe she didn't write down my birthday in her note pad,' he thought to himself slightly down. 'Pull yourself together man the science competition is real important to her, my birthday can wait I guess.' He pondered as all hi sisters ran out of the kitchen except for him he had melancholy expression on his face.
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  51. >"Come on Lincoln get in the van, we're going to be late for school" exclaimed Lori impatiently, coming back in to the kitchen to get him. For some reason Lincoln was not feeling up to riding with everyone, he needed some time to cope with the idea that they forgot about his birthday and even though he forgives them; he just felt a tiny bit of animosity towards them.
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  53. >"It's cool Lori I'll take the bus in a few minutes, you guys go ahead I still need to wake up dad so he can watch over Lily." he told her with a fake smile.
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  55. >Lori raise an eye brow at this, normally he was out the door first and in the van ready to go, but for some reason this felt different to her. She paid in no mind anyways, this was Lincoln he can take care of himself; he'll be fine getting to school. "Whatever twerp don't get mad at me if you're late for school" she wave off.
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  57. >Typical Lori not caring about him, 'she could at least try to convince me.' Dark thought came in, god there he goes again thinking negatively about his eldest sister. 'She doesn't mean it, but sometimes it's like she doesn't care.' He sucked it up again and gave her thumbs up "Yeah no worries Lori, I won't be late for school."
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  59. >But she was gone quicker than he expected and he found he was talking to himself. "Poo Poo," ah well at least Lily was there to keep him company, "Just let me wash these dishes and I'll be right there with you in a second Lily." He called out to her making her giggle "Ok done come on Lily let’s get you to dad so I can head out"
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  61. >Not wanting to wake up his dad because he worked the night shift, he rocked his baby sister to sleep and placed her in her downstairs crib, located in his parent bedroom. He slowly tipped toed in and out of the room carefully so he didn't wake them up. Once He was out, he ran quickly up stairs, picked up his backpack, and was out the door only to see the bus fly by. "Darn just a little too late, bike it is then."
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  63. >He pulled out his bike the one he got from Lynn and rode off with the mornings events still fresh in his mind *sigh* "I still got all week maybe they'll remember" he gave them an excuse to forgive them.
  64.  
  65. >Part 3
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  67. >The next morning and only six days left for his birthday on Sunday Lincoln was once again downstairs making breakfast, but it was different today he was more down than usual, it seems like the prier day’s events where still fresh in his mind.
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  69. >*Flashback*
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  71. >It started off with Clyde not being in class and oh boy, did he really needed to talk to someone about his predicament, he knew his best bud would help him come up with some sort of plan. So when he got to class and there was no Clyde around to be seen, he began to wonder if Clyde was late or something.
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  73. >The day went by and Clyde was clearly a no show,  and Lincoln was a bit worried. 'Where could he be?' he thought, oh and Ronnie Ann did not make it any easier on him with her constant pranks, his butt still hurts from sitting on that thumb tack. The Bell rang signaling it was time for Lunch and everyone had ran out except for Lincoln.
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  75. >He walked up to his teacher and asked. "Mrs. Johnson, do you know where Clyde is today? I'm kind of worried he might be sick or something-" he was interrupted by his teacher. "Oh I almost forgot to tell you, Clyde went on a trip with his parent he won’t be back till Monday next week."
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  77. >He was just speechless, Clyde didn't even let him know he was leaving, what the hell man. His birthday is in a week and his best friend isn't going to be there, not to mention his sister forgot about it and they'll be too preoccupied with their things to even care about one of the most important days of his life. He clenched his fist a bit in annoyance about Clyde’s little betrayal.
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  79. >"I-is there a reason why he won't be here all week?" he asked Mrs. Johnson, oh this better be good. "Oh yes his parents said they were going to a funeral" and there he goes again getting mad for no reason, or course it was important, why else was Clyde going to be absent all week. "Oh well that's understandable, I guess I'll see him next week"
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  81. >Lincoln slowly made his way out of class, once outside he took a deep breath to calm his nerves and anger. It wasn't Clyde’s fault, it's clear to understand now, he lost some one from his family so it perfectly reasonable to forget his birthday. Once again swallowing the sadness he took a deep breath and put on a smile on his face.
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  83. >'Guess I'm going to have to come up with a plan myself-' he concluded, but he was cut of short from his thoughts when a trash bin seemed to come out of nowhere and land on his head, sadly it was not empty. Filled with the lunch left overs form the mess hall "OH COME ONE" frustrates he yells out.
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  85. >"Nice catch Lame-O" yells out Ronnie Ann from the other side of the Hallway, clearly her prank. Lincoln was pissed but he contained himself, breathing in and ignoring the kids around him that always came out of nowhere to laugh at him. He took off the trash bin and made his way to the bathroom to clean up.
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  87. >He wasn't going to stoop down to their level, he was better than that. Usually he would throw a fit and she loves that a lot, but not today no sir, he was having a crisis at the moment and he needed to keep a clear head.
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  89. >"Man I wonder what she would do if she didn't like me" Lincoln asked himself while washing off. Clearly he was already over the prank, thanks to his self-control. 'Oh man I forgot to make myself lunch today, darn it and no lunch money either... Might as well catch up on some reading at the library' he thought to himself making his way out the rest room trying not to think about the crummy day he was having so far.
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  91. >Outside the mess hall door that was closed to the restroom Lincoln went in to, Ronnie Ann was waiting for him with another prank at the ready.
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  93. >'How dare him ignore me like that, no one ignore Ronnie Ann Santiago and gets away with it' she thought to herself in annoyance Lame-O Loud was gonna get it this time. "Hey Ronnie we need you for the kick ball match against the 7 graders," a kid ran up to her and grabs her by her shoulder. "Not now Noah I got a Prank to pull," she brushed him off turning back to look at the restroom.
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  95. >"But it's against the 7th graders from room 105-B THEY GOT LYNN LOUD SHE'S GONNA MURDER US" Ronnie looked back at her friend to see the desperation on his face, 'man if it was against Lynn Loud they have no chance.' she thought to herself.
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  97. >Only she was capable of matching Lynn’s monstrous abilities in sports, and also she held some animosity towards the older Loud, she was getting sick of coming in second place to her. No, now was not the time, Lincoln had to pay she turned back around at the boys restroom.
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  99. >"I said I was..." Only to see Lincoln walking away from the lunch area turning at the corner, at that moment she thought she saw something that bothered her a bit as Lincoln disappeared. He seemed kind of down about something.
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  101. >"Come on Ronnie we need your help, Lynn is going to kill us if you don't" he tried again "Lynn is going to kill us even if I go" Ronnie added "yeah but it won’t be as bad maybe a 12 to 20 score" god she hated Lynn so much.
  102.  
  103. >Well she missed out on Lincoln Loud she might as well try to vent out some of her frustration On "Lynn the Landslide Loud," matches always seem to end in Landslides wins or complete shut outs with Lynn on the team.
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  105. >Maybe she could try to force a tie or maybe stop her from land sliding her class. "FINE let’s go" frustrate she yells and heads out toward the baseball field. Something was bothering her slightly she couldn't quite place her finger on it.
  106.  
  107. >Part 4
  108.  
  109. *Still a Flashback*
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  111. >With the school day over Lincoln packed up his things and headed out 'Just a quick stop at the rest room for some sweet relief' he said to himself. Once finished he had to pick up his bike from the rack, and made his way to the parking lot. Once there he found an empty lot, and not a single trace of Vanzilla. Realization hit him like a swinging log trap, they had forgotten about him.
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  113. >'N-no sweat, I took too long in the restroom damn my lack of bladder control' he told himself, 'they probably thought I was going to ride the bus back home, that's all.' He swallowed the lump on his throat finding any way to forgive his sister.
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  115. >'It's OK I got my bike and it's  only a 25 minute ride on it.' He got on his bike with the most positive outlook on life and pushed off, and then his tiers pooped and his chain snapped off. "Oh no" he looked down to see his chain had been clipped on one side and his tiers had been sand papered around to weaken them just enough and probably overly inflated with air so they'd pop on his weight.
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  117. >"catch you later Lame-O" Ronnie yelled as she road by in Bobby's car out of the Parking lot. 'Sweet baby Jesus what is her definition of liking someone' he thought, this was getting ridiculous with her.
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  119. >He sighs heavily 'correction it was a 50 minute speed walked all the way,' his smile gone now he proceeded to walk home pushing his broken bike with him. God the day was getting worse as it went by, well at least his mom and dad won’t forget his birthday was coming up.
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  121. >"They did what?" 50 tiring minutes later we find Lincoln in the living room talking to Lori, she looks up from her phone and repeats what she had said "I said, Mom and Dad are both out for a week on a business trips and won't be back till Monday, you deft Lincoln" he began to fidget a bit "No way man" he uttered out "I know right what are the odds" Lori added sarcastically.
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  123. >"But who's going to take care of Lily while we're all at school?" Lincoln desperately asked, this had to be some sort of joke and if it was it was totally not funny one at all. 'No way, did mom and dad forget too'
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  125. >"Miss Vega from across the street will come over every morning to babysit her before we leave to school," she added getting more annoyed with Lincolns fifth degree questioning "the heck is your deal Lincoln?" she asked him quizzically annoyed, this was just too weird for her to deal with right now.
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  127. >Lincoln was losing it now he had to focus on something positive, 'I know My Cactus Cola in the fridge that ice cold, sweet, refreshing, nectar of the gods will make the walk here all worth it; plus I can understand why mom and dad had to leave, they got 11 kids to feed.'
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  129. >He breaths in deeply and holds it a bit, then lets it go and pushes a smile "It's cool Lori, thanks for the info and catch ya later" he said walking off to the kitchen.
  130.  
  131. >He could not wait any longer he's been saving that 1 Lt bottle for weeks, it was pretty rare to get Cactus Cola his favorite soft drink in his town, so whenever it came around he'd make sure to buy at box of 9.
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  133. >"Oh by the Way Lori what’s for dinner?" he asked before entering the kitchen, "I ordered Pizza, your slice is in the fridge still in the box." she said not even looking up from the phone, usually being ignore by his eldest sister didn't bother him as much but for some reason today it stabbed at his heart.
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  135. >'No matter I got a date with Dinner. Ah! A tall bottle of Cactus Cola, a slice of Pizza, and then I'll go upstairs and read my favorite comic what more can a guy ask for; at least the day isn't all bad.' He cheered himself up cause let’s face it no one else was going to do it today.
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  137. >Pushing the door open he walked in to the most devastating sight he's ever seen. there she was, Lynn chugging down the last drop of his Cactus Cola and an empty Pizza box "Oh man I was hungrier than I thought, oh hey Lincoln that Ronnie Ann girl in your class sure is one tough cookie I had to kill her team 37 to 12 to get her to give up" well at least now he knows why Ronnie blew out his tiers and cut his chain.
  138.  
  139. >'More importantly my Cactus Cola...it's gone' he thought, he was about to have a fit the pent up anger of the day was reaching a boiling point when "Oh hey sorry about the pizza and cola Lincoln, here's one of my Sports drink and beef Jerky bags to make up for it."
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  141. >'Oh for crying out loud let me have this rant' his eye twitched from the turn of events and that face she was making, those damn eyes of hers. Just look at her, that clueless look and that hopeful wonder.
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  143. >"It's...Fine I'll just have the left over ...Dinner from last night and some Lemonade." he said with a fake smile and clench teeth. “Are you sure about that?" She said enthusiastically "yeah you can keep your Jerky and Sports drink" he continued swallowing his rage "I know how much you love them."
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  145. >"Ah Yeah thanks Bro I owe you one" she ran off with a wink and left the kitchen. Lincoln on the other hand walked over to the fridge and took out the Tuna Noodle casserole from last night and Sugarless Lemonade, at least his mom wasn't there, he could add sugar now, after that Doctor Roz episode on TV where he said sugar was bad she's been in a health fit and leaving out sugar from everything.
  146.  
  147. >"Well phooey to you mom I don't need you I'll add as much sugar as I want" he exclaimed angrily after adding 10 scoops of the sweet sand to his Lemonade taking a drink and spiting it out "maybe not so much" he said cooling down a bit he looked at his cold dinner and overly sweeten drink and frowned.
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  149. >Why was this happening? 'Did I do something wrong? Have I been that bad of a brother to my sisters? So bad that they forget about my birthday' he wondered in his mind while eating his cold dinner alone. 'Or don’t they care it's my birthday.'
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  151. >'No that can't be right can it, I mean they love me right' he questioned himself 'so, why did they forget?' he scooped another bite and chewed slowly. 'I mean did I make them mad somehow, I probably did and if I did they’re all ignoring my birthday.' he came to a conclusion.
  152.  
  153. >Ah rather hastily one at that, dead set on it as well. Lincoln finished off his meal and dumped the 90% sugar water on the sink and made his way upstairs.
  154.  
  155. >Tomorrow will be different he'll make sure all his sisters where happy and maybe just maybe they will forgive him for whatever it was that he did and remember his Birthday.
  156.  
  157. Part 5
  158.  
  159. >*End of Flashback*
  160.  
  161. >So there he was, just Six days left for his birthday, and in a pitiful mood. He woke up extra early to make all his sisters favorite breakfast meals. 'A bit tiered, but worth it' he thought to himself with a sad smile 'they'll forgive me and remember my birthday'
  162.  
  163. >He heard the commotion upstairs and he got the table set he ran over to the sink and washed his face to wake himself up. No need to let them know he didn't sleep last night. It was now or never.
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  165. >The Kitchen door swung open with a loud thump and all 10 sisters came in, not at the same time I might add, "So I was talking to Bobby last night and-" Lori starts but stops dead in her tracks "Talking about what!" Leni comes in with Lily and continues but goes dead silent. "Poo poo" Lily seems impressed.
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  167. >*Oomph* Luan bumps in to Lori "Hey what's the Holdup... no way" she comments on sight before her "Has anyone seen Lincoln I went to wake him up and he wasn't...Oh my Gosh" Lynn pushes by and gasps in delight.
  168.  
  169. >"I was here first" Lola shouts and pushes to get by "No I was" Lana Pushes back "WOW" both say in unison's as they enter the kitchen.
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  171. >"Hey what’s the hold up? Oh wow man no way. “ Luna puts in her two cents. “I’m more speechless than usual" seemingly said Lucy out of nowhere. "Indeed to make this possible Lincoln had to have woken up quite early this dawn to achieve such a miraculous stunt." ah Lisa's powers of deduction never fail to impress.
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  173. >"Good Morning guys how are my ten favorite sisters doing" Lincoln chimes happily at all of them, basking in the glow of how speechless he left them all "come in sit down I've made all your favorites today" he pulls out everyone's chair one at a time and takes the baby from Leni and puts her in her baby chair. "Your zippy cup with strawberry milk and extra gooey eggs for you little miss" Lily giggles in joy.
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  175. >He signals everyone to sit down and he pushes their chairs behind them one by one to sit them down. Everyone still dumb founded by this amazing display of chivalry by their little/older brother. And frankly a little flattered especially the older siblings who had a slight blush on their faces.
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  177. >"Is everyone comfy" he waits for a respond and gets nods "good let’s begin with Lori we got a traditional breakfast salad with a Latin Twist of flesh avocado slices and some of what Bobby Calls "Pico de Gallo" alongside "Jamaica" drink directly from Bobbies Grandma." No way how did he know this was her favorite. Lori was thinking along those lines.
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  179. >"Ah! my sweet Leni, I got you some equally Sweet Cinnamon Rolls cause you are too good for this world, but not before you enjoy your morning breakfast of healthy egg whites and turkey bacon with nice tall glass of OJ" he smiled at her. "Oh wow, they're like from my favorite bakery too" Leni holds herself from hugging her little brother lovingly.
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  181. >"Luna a delicious hearty breakfast fit for a rock-star consisting of mini Blueberry French toast peanut butter and Banana sandwiches, hash-browns, Sunny side up eggs and a tall glass of ice cold milk just like Elvis use to eat" he points out at the plate. "Oh man little bro you didn't have to" she feels a tightness in her chest "didn't have to, but I wanted to" he adds, oh damn got even tighter.
  182.  
  183. >"Luan" he was about to start "EEEKK two eggs scramble, with one Waffle, a lot of butter on the side, is that can Orange Juice and Coffee heavy on the cream" she asks hopefully "you know it" he winks at her, she begins to laugh hysterically over this for a few minutes making everyone raise an eyebrow until she calms down, *sigh* "good one Lincoln" she looks at him dreamily "Dank you Very much" he says in a funny voice making her chuckle a bit more and everyone else questions what just went over their heads.
  184.  
  185. >"Oh! Lynn Today's your Cheat day" he reveals to his last eldest sister, who with eyes wide open look on speechless at the massive stack of Chocolate chip pancakes, "there you go I trust you had a hard work out this morning, so I'm betting you might be extra hungry, oh and don't forget the Vanilla smoothie to wash it down" Oh Lynn was drooling now "Oh ho ho ho...Mama...” she said incoherently.
  186.  
  187. >"Lucy my gloom and doom I made your favorite, Voodoo Donuts" said Lincoln as he brought out little people shaped donuts with screaming faces "Here's you pins to stake your victims with and some Mud to drown them in" he bring out pretzel sticks and glass of Chocolate milk. "Wicked" she smiles slightly at Lincoln "thanks Lincoln." Oh yeah he was in a roll.
  188.  
  189. >"Lola" Lincoln started "eeeek I know, you got me what super Model/beauty pageant champion Olga Pantrotaki would have for breakfasts, I always wanted to try it." She interrupted, making Lincoln visibly frown; all his eldest sisters now notice his frown of concern. "Eew no that lady is a twig and grows, plus her eating habits are super unhealthy."
  190.  
  191. >All his elder sisters except for Lynn look at each other wondering if they should ask for seconds, clearly Lincoln did not like overly thin girls. Lynn on the other was in Nirvana by this point eating away. Nothing to worry about for her, she was the perfect size of muscle and fat.
  192.  
  193. >"I got you what world famous Beauty pageant champion Lola Loud would eat, a healthy tasty chicken breakfast wraps, your usual Deviled egg, fruit salad extra strawberries and grape juice" Oh the tears of Joy from her face all her favorite snacks in a breakfast. "Thank you Lincoln you're the best brother in the world” she happily cheers and hugs him, let’s got and starts eating.
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  195. >"Hey what about me? Big brother" Lana asks a bit sad that he was giving everyone so much attention and love, she wanted some too. He looks at her and picks up on her vibe right away; he ruffles her hat covered head making her giggle. "Ah Lana I could never forget you, but your favorite food consists of things you find on the dirt, So I got you a healthy tasty alternative, Bacon and Egg Wraps with a Fruit Salad extra Grapes, your usual Deviled egg, and banana Milk.
  196.  
  197. >Lana jumps for joy; she got all her favorite snacks for breakfast too. "You are the best bro EVER" she concludes with a hug, let’s go and begins eating.
  198.  
  199. >"And Lisa a healthy body cultivates a healthy mind, Ah yogurt parfait, breakfast Quesadilla and Banana Berry Smoothie perfect combination of Healthy fats, oils and antioxidants to provide your brain with the ingredients to start the day." he smiles at her warmly.
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  201. >For the first time ever she is left baffled at what to say, "t-thanks big brother" is her shy little response. He looks at her and wonders, 'maybe I can forgive her for forgetting his birthday' and gives her a warm smile. All his older sisters notice his smile.
  202.  
  203. >What was up with him and those looks they were so honest, so caring, and heart clenching? A dare they think it, so damn cute.
  204.  
  205. >Lori was having a fit, 'No I'm not falling for it he wants something or he did something.' She looks at him suspiciously while eating her breakfast 'oh god this is so good, no get it together Lori' damn it she was not going down that path. 'He’s been so nice, caring and sweet, not mention cute’ she stops her chain of thought immediately 'Oh no.'  
  206.  
  207. >Luna was a bit distracted enjoying her meal as well, but something was in the back of her mind a flash of Lincoln smile and boom she stops, 'what's going on?'  She questions and pushes her thoughts back a bit. 'Something is wrong, but look at him he's so happy, is it me?' another flash and rapid heartbeats 'Oh no.'
  208.  
  209. >Luan was thinking of all sorts of pranks and jokes to pull on/share with Lincoln she never thought he liked classic comedy so much, with that stunt he pulled for her; she definitely could not stop looking at him now with loving eyes. Oh the pranks she was going to pull on him. Her eyes open wide 'Oh no.'
  210.  
  211. >'Oh man...that was a good breakfast' Lynn sighs in relief with her now bloated tummy out. She was so definitely going to buy more than just one Cactus Cola for Lincoln now, maybe a six-pack. She stretches out and burps out loud; damn she should have stayed as his roommate she could be living like queen. Sure the bed was small but she didn't mind sharing with her brother. 'He's kind of warm to snuggle with and-' she stops her chain of thoughts too 'Oh no.'
  212.  
  213. >'Is it OK to hug him now or later,' Leni wondered happily eating away 'hmmm so gooey.' She thinks as she was licking the glace of the cinnamon roll. 'Oh yes.'
  214.  
  215. >"Is everyone one enjoying their meals?" Leni and his younger sisters cheer a "Yes Lincoln" but the rest seam hesitant about their answers. "Lincoln notices the sudden change in their mood "guys?" he asks "Yeah sure" Lori a bit snippy "it's OK" Luna in a bored tone "..." Luan looks away and stays quiet "meh" Lynn put up an unimpressed face.
  216.  
  217. Part 6
  218.  
  219. >Oh this was not what Lincoln was expecting, one minute they have the brightest smiles and now they're avoiding making eye contact like he's the surface of the sun. 'It's cool... take a breath and relax, there was a possibility this might happen. However small it may have been.'
  220.  
  221. >Lincoln was coming apart he was lost in darkness and upset, he had to cover it up quickly, so he pushed out a fake smile, but Leni pick up on it quickly while all his other sisters are avoiding eye contact or in the younger ones case just plain enjoying the meal. Leni took time to stare at him and that slight falter of his mask was all she needed to stand up and hug him.
  222.  
  223. >To say that the rest of his older sisters where upset at this was an understatement. While the younger generation question Leni's outburst of affection, the older side of the family were fuming. If looks could kill, you can bet they'd have blown a hole on the side of the house.
  224.  
  225. >Lincoln on the other had been more than relaxed now, damn did he need that. Leni really was sweet; if it wasn't for her, he might have lost it. He let her press his face in her soft cleavage, as he found his positive voice in his head. 'Everything will be OK.'
  226.  
  227. >'All right it was time for Plan B' *ding dong* 'and he's right on time' Lincoln smiles and pushes off Leni giving her a thankful look, she responds back with a wink at him. "Oh My! I Wonder Who That Could Be, Lori Maybe You Should Answer the Door"
  228.  
  229. >Lincoln lets Lori know "humph you don't need to tell me twice dweeb, all this sappy brother sister bonding is going to make me vomit" she spews out with a hint of venom at him. Oh yeah that hurt and Leni definitely saved the day today. That outburst by Lori was sure to bring him to tears.
  230.  
  231. >Leni on her part frowned at Lori's outburst, it's true she was always like that, but never to the level where she would out and spit poison at her brother like that. She might have to talk to Lori about it.
  232.  
  233. >In the Living room Lori was on her way to the Door, she had been texting Bobby all morning but was having no success, she really needed a distraction from Lincoln right now, that little squirt was just so damn frustrating right now, she walk up to the door and stops in deep thought.
  234.  
  235. >The look on his face when she said those thing to him, for one split second it looked like she hurt him, and yesterday’s when she was leaving she didn't think much of it when she turned around and saw his face but now when she thought about it... *Ding Dong* her thoughts where interrupted by the Door Bell 'It's probably Miss Vega coming to Babysit Lily' she concurred.
  236.  
  237. >She opens the Door and to her surprise it's was not Miss Vega "Bobby? What are you doing here?" she asked more than surprised. "Hey babe, a bird Puncture my Cars tires, can I ride with you guys."
  238.  
  239. Part 7
  240.  
  241. *Flashback*
  242.  
  243. Earlier that Morning we see Bobby looking at his car puzzled scratching the back of his head; he suddenly looks to the right. "Oh hey Lincoln do you happen to know what happen to my car?" he asks. Lincoln throwing a screwdriver away answers "I think it was a woodpecker?" Bobby Narrows his eyes at Lincoln. "That’s...the last time I watch his show" Lincoln sighs in relief and proceeds to ask "Bobby, can I ask for some of your grandmas famous "Pico de Gallo" and "Jamaica water"
  244.  
  245. *End of Flashback.*
  246.  
  247. >Back in the Kitchen Lincoln was moving along with Plan B, he turns to Luna who he caught looking at him. 'Oh no he saw you, look away, look away, NO HE's COMING OVER TO ME.' She panics turning away from him. Lincoln smiles sadly 'guess she didn't like her breakfast after all' he thinks to himself 'No matter proceeding with plan B.'
  248.  
  249. >"Hey Luna remember you have early Ban Practice today I called up Chunk and we rented you a small moving van for the day so you could take you equipment. He'll be riding in the van to make sure nothing happens to your gear, I also called up your band mates to have them & their stuff picked up and finally got you all Lunches along with a Box of your favorite Caramel and Sea salt coffee energy drink. *Beep, Beep* that Must be them right now."
  250.  
  251. >Luna goes wide eyed, and runs out the kitchen to the door where she passes a confused Bobby and Lori. "Oy Luna get your arse out hee, can you believe it, for the first time we might be early for ban practice today" cheered a red headed punk girl "Come on Love' we don't want to be late" ah blond British girl exclaims. The heck just happened? Did he just manage her day?
  252.  
  253. >Chunk gets off and walks over to and passed Luna, confused she looks at him as she sees Lincoln walk out of the front door with three lunches in hand to meet up with Chunk. "It was 39.99 for the rent & haul Van" he informs Lincoln giving him a clip board "Is it safe, comfortable and spacious for the girls?" he asks making his way to the door signing something on the clip board with Chunk behind him. "Yeah Boss nothing to worry about, the band is snug as a bug."
  254.  
  255. >He walk up to the Van "Morning Ladies I trust you had a good ride over here" Luna's Band mates smile at him lovingly. "Yes manager" they answer. 'Those hussies' Luna thinks and looks on clearly annoyed at her band mates. "Here are your Lunches for today, and come on guys I'm not your manager?" Lincoln adds "I don't know about that Love' you got us a ride, made us lunches and booked us a weekly gig at "The Pitts" rock club tonight" the Blond Brit winks at him "That feels like a manager to us" red head adds blowing a kiss.
  256.  
  257. >'Oh I am so going to have a word with those two' Luna thinks to herself "nah I'm just doing this for my sister cause I want too" he answers getting an "aaawwww" from her band mates and a stab at her chest for her.
  258.  
  259. >"Tire pressure looks good, suspension looks solid, and gas..." he hops on to the driver seat "hold on Chunk did you check before you left if you had a full tank" he asks him. "Yeah boss it wasn't full" Chunk answers. "Sweet we get a 20 dollar discount, here's 20 dollars to pay of the Van for the day and since we got the discount here's 20 for you to take care of my sister and her friends" he hands over the clipboard and money to Chunk "can do boss."
  260.  
  261. >Luna still at a loss for words, wait a minute did her mates just say they were booked for a weekly gig at "The Pitts?" she's been trying for month to get that, well maybe not trying she just gets so distracted and...OK she never really tried because she keeps forgetting.
  262.  
  263. >"Luna, Hey Luna" he shakes her head and looks At Lincoln with a blush. he was giving her those loving eye's again "come on sis you don't want to be late for practice and your show tonight" he said handing her, her backpack and lunch, this was hard to swallow now so she took her things and moved passed him to get in the van. A visible frown on her band mates now, she didn't even thank him, Chunk looked at her and back at Lincoln.
  264.  
  265. >"It's OK Chunk she didn't get that much sleep, hurry up and drive them to practice." oh man he just lied for her and her band mates look like they bought it too, giving her smiles and pats on the back she doesn't deserve that she just blew of her little bro like Lynyrd Skynyrd, she can't even look at him now" as they pull away from the house and drive off.
  266.  
  267. Part 8
  268.  
  269. >Lincoln made his way back to the front door of his house and looks up at Lori and Bobby, "Hey Bobby Heard you needed a ride and it just so happens that there's a seat available for you now." 'No freaking way he planned this,' thought Lori 'the amazing Breakfast and lunches and now Bobby riding with me to school. Lincoln planned it all; this little Dork planed it from the start.'
  270.  
  271. >'WHAT IS UP WITH HIM? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?' Lori screamed in her head and she glared at Lincoln who visibly flinches form it, now Usually Lincoln doesn't do anything out of the ordinary unless he has a plan or he did something and he wants to lighten the heat off him when they find out.
  272.  
  273. >Oh, her Glare doubled now, this little twerp did something he doesn't want her to find out about, but she'll find out and when she does all this crap will be over. Oh boy was Lincoln ever feeling the Stabbing eyes from Lori, he needed to take the heat of him pronto before he made her even madder.
  274.  
  275. >"Oh hey Bobby what's that behind your back?" Lincoln asks, bringing back the attention to Bobby and thankfully it worked out for him since it distracted Lori enough for him to run pass them to the living room; where the rest of his sister where now waiting.
  276.  
  277. >"Oh right I almost forgot," he pulls out a bouquet of Red Roses and a cup of her favorite Ice cream the same ice cream he offered her when they first met, "Happy Anniversary my Amor querida" he says in the smoothest Latin voice she ever heard.
  278.  
  279. >'Oh no I'm about to cry, usually I'm the one reminding him of our Anniversary' she thinks to herself as she takes the flowers and ice cream and hugs him. In the Background Lincoln gives a thumb’s up to Bobby and vice versa while Lori remains clueless about it, but now it was time to get back to the plan. He heads over to the kitchen to let out and take a few deep breaths and get the rest of his sister’s lunches.
  280.  
  281. He takes Lily from Leni again and smiles at his big sister, who in return hugs him "I'm not all that smart about these thingy's Lincoln but you ever need to talk to someone let me know, so I can come over to your room to hear you out. I might not understand but I can hear really well some time" she gives him a peck in the cheek and lets him go, Lincoln smiles once again she really was the sweetest Loud."
  282.  
  283. >"Oh Bobby you remembered I'm so happy" Lori lovingly said, "but how did you remember?" she asked him dreamily "It's thanks to your bro actually" and there she goes falling from cloud 9 "what?" she asks, "he reminded me this morning, and he even added all important date I've ever had with you in my phone, so I will never forget."
  284.  
  285. >Ah pang in her heart pulled at her as she quickly turned to look at Lincoln only to see him walk in to the kitchen with Lily in hand where she noticed something a lack of a smile, it looked like he was at his limit, and he had a tiered look. "Wait Bobby, when did he do all this?"
  286.  
  287. >"About 4 this morning I guess he visited my house and asked me for some Pico and Jamaica water, reminded me of our Anniversary, ask me to see my phone and told me to get you flowers and Ice cream"
  288.  
  289. >Guilt was all she was feeling right now that attitude she gave him yesterday and earlier this morning, he set up all this and what does she do? Give him the most hateful filled glare she can muster. Whatever he did doesn't matter anymore, but still, why was he going so far for them?
  290.  
  291. >Does he even know how he's making her feel right now this warmth in her heart and sorrow, is this love? it felt like the first time she meet Bobby, good was she a bitch to him then and when he finally did win her over it was the same warmth and sorrow she feels now.
  292.  
  293. >She had hurt him so much she made a promise to be there with Bobby forever, and now Lincoln was making her feel the same way, why do they even love her she was nothing but an heartless cold bitch to both of them.
  294.  
  295. >She needed to say that she was at least sorry, but all she ever does is hurt the boys she loves and ones of them has been hurting all his life with her. She remembers little 2 year old Lincoln when she was 8, never wanting to leave her side always following and wanting to play.
  296.  
  297. >For many years she had a connection with Lincoln, till she started hanging around the older cooler kids at the age of 10, “Little siblings are so lame” they would say. “Totally I hate my little brother he’s so annoying” she added just to fit in.
  298.  
  299. >She said it so many times she started to believe it, and every time little 4 year old Lincoln tried to play with her or hug her in any way she would push him away.
  300.  
  301. >All she ever did from that point on was push him Away. 'How annoying' she would think about him. Ignoring him, blaming him and never really caring about him like she used to. So now that she looks back, she remembers all the hurt faces and sad moods, and then one day he stopped and never visited her room again.
  302.  
  303. >She swallowed a lump in her throat she’s been a horrible sister to Lincoln, ‘but he’s up to something, why would he be nice to all of us if,’ but she was interrupted from her thoughts by Bobby “sweetie are you OK” he asks. “I’M FINE BOBBY” she half yells, taken a little by surprise Bobby flinches a bit hurt.
  304.  
  305. >Oh no the one person she promised herself never to yell at again and she goes an loses it like that on him, “Oh sweetie I’m so sorry I’m just a little… tiered that’s all I didn’t get that much sleep either” she lies to him don’t need to tell him the truth about what was going on.
  306.  
  307. “No problem sweet heart how about this, you rest in the passenger side and I'll Drive Vanzilla to school.” He offers her sweetly; he really was a special guy. So why was she thinking of her Brother instead.
  308.  
  309. She needed to talk to Lincoln and figure out what was going on here this was seriously messing with her head.
  310.  
  311. Part 9
  312.  
  313. “OK PEOPLE LINE UP FOR YOUR LUNCHES” Lincolns booming voice called out, ‘was he always this forceful and full of authority.’ She asked herself with a small tint in her checks as she lined up with her sisters.
  314.  
  315. >”Here are your lunches Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Luan, Leni, and Lori” handing them their favorite lunches one by one. Leni and his little sisters walk out to the van while Leni gives Lori a clear as day glare.
  316.  
  317. >“Yo what’s the deal here? Where’s my lunch?” Lynn asks a bit hurt was he upset at the way she treated him during breakfast “it's on the van along with your backpack” he answers clearly.
  318.  
  319. >”Umm OK it’s cool I’ll just get on the Van then,” she said sadly. He was upset, he didn’t even want to hand her the lunch. “Not so fast there Lynn you and me are running to school, we need to burn of that breakfast you had today, trust me you’ll need the room for your lunch.”
  320.  
  321. >”OH MY GOSH ARE YOU SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYING!?” she yells out at him excitedly. He just smiles and nods his head, “yes I am, I’m working out with you today Lynn” she jumps in the air and squeals like a little girl. She’s been trying all her life to get Lincoln to do any kind of sports with her, hell anything kind of physical activity to have something in common with him.
  322.  
  323. >Running was definitely a good start, “Let me change in to my running gear.” She runs up the stairs to change “don’t take too long, I already packed a fresh set of cloths in the van for when we get to school” he half yells at her.
  324.  
  325. >He turns to Luan; she was being a bit quiet, too quiet if you asked him. Another sister he thought he had made happy today, but for some reason she just turned away from him, did he do something wrong he wonders.
  326.  
  327. >Well let’s not beat around the bush might as well talk to her. “Luan is something wrong?” he asks softly walking up to her, and at this point her face was deep red she was so focused on her comedy themed lunch ‘Chicken strips and mash potato extra gravy with butter spray can, HA! You can bet there will be no grandchildren for me.’
  328.  
  329. >she didn’t register him until he was to close for comfort asking his question, so close she could almost kiss-. NO bad Luan what is she thinking ‘Jez if I was any more Inbred I’d be in between a sandwich’ she joked to herself to calm her excitement. “I…I’m fine” she looks away from him avoiding eye contact. “Well I had a talk with the Principle last night and I got him to lift your ban on the school talent show.”
  330.  
  331. >Luan was flabbergasted after she pulled the prank with the bucket of paint and his car, that was totally an accident, she was sure she was banned from any school talent shows till she graduated. “H-how?” she nervously asked “don’t worry about it” he added.
  332.  
  333. >”Don’t worry about it? WHAT DO YOU MEAN DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT? The only way he’d let me back in was if I apologies to him or pay him for the damages” she grabs him angrily “I swear to god Lincoln if you somehow falsified an apology” he covers her mouth with his hand “no I did nothing of the sort, I know it was not your fault Luan so just don’t worry about it,” He smiles reassuringly to her.
  334.  
  335. >So if he didn’t fake her apology then… Oh no, his savings. Besides being the responsible one in Loud House, he was also very good at saving money about 250 dollars’ worth of it, and the cost for the Principles car windshield was 200. A price her parent didn’t pay because they believed she was innocent.
  336.  
  337. >She didn’t know if she should yell at him, thank him, or just all out kiss him; she did the next thing to come to her mind she pushed him down and looked away. Lincoln expected this and picked himself up and walked up the stair. ‘Guess she’s even angrier now than before.’
  338.  
  339. >Opening his room to change in to some running cloths he was met with a slingshot pie to the face, as he stumbled backwards and slipped in to a skateboard rolled in to the bathroom bathtub filled with nothing but angry crabs. "AAAAAAHHH!!" He yells out.
  340.  
  341. >OH NO she forgot about that prank! She was sure he’d dodge it; he always dodges her morning pranks, what gives. She runs up the stair to see if he’s OK, he climes out of the bath tub with a few crabs pinching him.
  342.  
  343. >For the first time in her life she noticed the harm she has done, all those red bruises around his arms from the crab’s pinches. She’s been hiding these crabs from everyone just to prank Lincoln. Oh no! One of the bruises was bleeding. Memories flash before her eye of pranks she pulled on him before. The raccoon's in the oven, the skate board down the stairs, the sling shot out the window in to poison Ivy bush.
  344.  
  345. >The Hell was her problem; she wanted to say something, anything. ‘Come on you iron mouth clown say something’ she thought only to stop and look as Lincoln looked at her with a smile on his face as he laughed it off. “Good one Luan.”
  346.  
  347. >She ran, she freaking ran, ‘you coward, why are you running? He said it was fine, you could have said you were sorry.’ She tried to convince herself it was OK for doing what she did, she ran all the way to the van where she sat breathing hard in a panic. Memory after memory haunting her, all the cuts, bruises, scratches and lumps she’s inflicted over the years on him.
  348.  
  349. >”That’s not funny…that’s not funny at all.”
  350.  
  351. Part 10
  352.  
  353. >He was positive that would have at least cheered her up a bit, not make her run like she just stumbled in to a crime scene. 'I just can't seem to get anything right with them.' Lori was angry, Luna was ignoring him, and now Luan was upset. 'Maybe I can make Lynn happy she was quite excited about the work out today' he thought and hey he was able to make it in less than 50 minutes yesterday.
  354.  
  355. >He cleans his face off and patched his arms up and headed for his room to get ready for the run. 'Where is it ah there it is my work our outfit,' Lynn ha gotten him that as a gift on Christmas, to see if she could guilt him in to working out with her. 'But Lincoln I already bought it, you got to use it please!" she pleaded and it worked.
  356.  
  357. >That was probably the most physical exhaustion day in his life; well it was about to be topped with today's agenda. He put on his sneakers, hoodie, and T shirt and sweat pants on. 'Not bad, really not bad at all and comfy too should have worn these a long time ago.'    
  358.  
  359. >In Lynn's room, we find her trying out different outfits. Her regular gray hoodie and sweat pants a la rocky, No to baggy, her Pink boxing workout clothes, NO she always felt like she wanted to punch out someone with that on, Oh the track and field uniform, oh god no those things where too tight on her made her butt look big.
  360.  
  361. >She never felt so indecisive before, usually it was an easy pick, but was she trying to impress Lincoln? A small blush set on her face these feelings were starting to bother her a lot now. It's not every day she develops a crush on a boy, most guys can't compete with her on her level and yet every morning Lincoln finds a way to keep up with her antics and he's not even in to sports.
  362.  
  363. >'Maybe... Maybe it's not so bad feeling this way' she thinks shyly, 'I just don't have to let it get out of hand that's all.' She continues as she has an idea to make a combination outfit. The white sneakers from her sweat outfit, the tight red short shorts and white T from her track uniform and finally the long pink hoodie opened of course.
  364.  
  365. >She gave herself a look over, oh they were tight not so much but it left little to the imagination. Once she got to school she'd sip up her long pink hoodie. There was no reasons to let anyone else see her like that, 'I wonder if Lincoln will notice me.'
  366.  
  367. >she let out a small giggle at the thought of Lincolns face, she was feeling it again those emotions of hers. She didn't shy away this time she accepted them as they came now, she was more than confident she could keep them under control. And still have fun with her brother.
  368.  
  369. >"Hey Lynn you ready, we got a long run ahead of us." Lincoln says while knocking on her door "coming Link" she says as she opens the door reveling herself. Oh my! That was really exotic look for her.
  370.  
  371. >Lincoln was a bit enchanted by her "whoa you Look good Lynn" she scratched the back of her head. "Thanks Lincoln, you don't look half bad yourself." She commented making him scratches the back of his head too, "it's thanks to your present really, and it fits great now." He said while she looked him over, indeed it was well fitting now, she blushed.    
  372.  
  373. >"Come on let get going we don't want to be late for school if we're running all the way." said Lynn as she took him by the hand and lead him downstairs, today felt like a good day for her.
  374.  
  375. Part 11
  376.  
  377. >Down stairs the situation hadn’t change, Lori was trying to pry as much information as she could from Bobby, about Lincolns little outing this morning, "come on sweetie I need you to think really hard about this morning when you saw Lincoln." She asked him desperately, "I'm trying babe all I remember is seeing him there and..."
  378.  
  379. "Umm Pardon me Lori" another voice came in to the picture as Lori and Bobby jumped from the sudden arrival.
  380.  
  381. >"Oh Miss Vega you're here, I didn't hear you walk over, I’m sorry for ignoring you." Said Lori still startled by the older woman's arrival, who looked to be around her 30's "It's quite alright young lady, you mom called me up yesterday afternoon about babysitting your baby sister while you kids go to school."
  382.  
  383. >She informed Lori who was about to answer when Lincoln and Lynn came down the stair, "Miss Vega glad you could make it, we were about to head out, so Lily is sleeping now so I placed her in the downstairs crib in our parent bedroom."
  384.  
  385. >Lincoln came in saying with is very nice looking stylish gray work out suit, "the diaper bag is in there too, oh also some baby wipes, extra clothing, baby bottles, with some fresh bottled water, baby formula and baby food."
  386.  
  387. >He listed out as he stretched alongside Lynn getting ready for the run, "oh my how responsible, you'll make a lucky lady happy one day," said Miss Vega more than impressed by him.
  388.  
  389. >Lori and Lynn could not help but pout at this information especially Lynn, 'they got to get through me first if any girl wants Lincoln' Lori and Lynn thought similarly. "Oh Lori Bobby, I thought you guys left" said Lynn "I couldn't leave till Miss Vega showed up, mom's order, and what are you wearing?"
  390.  
  391. >Lynn blushes deeply at her sisters judging eyes, "Oh these old things, yeah I thought I'd make a little combination of outfits." Lori was skeptical Lynn didn't usually do the fashion thing "OK whatever Jockstrap, just make sure you’re both in time for school" she adds sternly, now noticing Lincoln was stealing Looks at Lynn’s stretching.
  392.  
  393. >Lori was glad that Lincolns face was that of a puzzled one, ‘he’s probably asking himself why Lynn looks so different right now,’ but more importantly, what is Lynn up to? ‘Got to distract him from Lynn,’ she thinks to herself.
  394.  
  395. "Umm... Lincoln" called out Lori, a little unlike her to call him by his name so he had to ask her "yeah Lori, are you OK?" Damn he was doing it again, Lori looked away hiding that light blush. "I'm...I mean...that is to say… don't overdo it on the run." She finally said something, true it wasn't the sorry she was planning.
  396.  
  397. >At least it's something, "Oh um, thanks Lori I will I got Lynn with me remember" Lori looked over to Lynn her mean face back on. "You make sure he's OK," she narrow her eyes at Lynn that outfit of hers was getting on her nerves,” and zip up your hoodie.
  398.  
  399. >Lynn counter glares at Lori, but she complies anyways, 'anything to get rid of you' she thinks to herself she was not about to spoil today's work out with Lincoln. "OK Miss Vega we are heading out thanks again and we'll see you later today," said Lori walking out of the house. "No problem sweeties have a good day at school."
  400.  
  401. >Bobby staying true to his word, took the keys from Lori and walked her over to the passenger side opening the door for her, she steps in and closes it, instantly she feels daggers on the back of her head and looks at the rear view mirror.
  402.  
  403. >Leni is looking at her with the most disproving eyes she ever seen on her, this was not a Leni she was used to. "What?" Lori asks looking back at her with a glare now, she was not about to let Leni of all people intimidate her. "You and me need to talk later when we get home from school," Leni was also not faltering her look; she was in a bad mood. "Whatever Miss Hazy,” Lori looks away.
  404.  
  405. >They finally pull out and drive off, Lori looking back on her brother and sister, more worried about her feelings than ever.
  406.  
  407. Part 12
  408.  
  409. >"Outside of school, just a few block away from it. "Come on Bro you got this you're almost there, just a little bit more." we see a sluggish Lincoln trying his best keep up with his sister, but to his surprise he was enjoying the work out, even if it pace was murder to him. "Almost there Lincoln feel the burn, push it to the limit we." Plus Lynn’s cheering was actually motivating him to push past his normal abilities.
  410.  
  411. >"Heck Yeah we made it Lincoln, come on we got about 15 minutes to get dressed before class starts." She let him know as they made their way to the Van to get their change of clothes and backpacks, and about 5 minute later the find the Van. "Looks like Bobby parked where he usually parks, no wonder we couldn't find it” Lincoln let her know.
  412.  
  413. >Lincoln opened the van to get their stuff, when suddenly Lynn pushes Lincoln in. "Come on there's no time left we can get dressed in there," she said closing the door behind her. "Oh OK shouldn't I step out to let you get dressed first," he asked nervously, "No time we are going to have to get dressed together" she says with a hit of mischief in her voice.  
  414.  
  415. >"I won’t look if you don't look" she winks letting him know so they turn around back to back one seat over. To say he was nervous was the biggest understatement in the world. She took off her hoodie and lets it fall on the seat as she peals of her sweaty shirt making sure she can be seen from the rear view mirror.
  416.  
  417. >It does not go unnoticed from Lincoln; she's been doing strange things during the run all the way over here. It started with her opening her hoodie, fanning herself with the bottom of her shirt every time they stopped at a corner, bending over to stretch, and now this. It was just making him feel strange.
  418.  
  419. >'Damn no time to think about it,' he said to himself forcing himself to look away, her back was mesmerizing though. Lynn smiles from ear to ear pulling down her shorts and bending over, she was more than glad to catch him stealing a peak at her.
  420.  
  421. >She felt real special whenever he looked at her, and she wanted to keep feeling that way, "Hey Lincoln mind unhooking my training bra" she said to him with her back turned as she looked back at him making a quite inviting pose too. "Is it OK if I turn around?" he asks her puzzled," pulling up his pants quickly still shirtless. "Sure I don't mind," she shyly smiles back at him.
  422.  
  423. >As he turns around his brain freezes for a minute, there she is, in nothing but sock, underwear and bra. He shakes it off quickly and swallows hard, 'did that lump get bigger,' he wonders. He unhooks the strap to her training bra when she fakes a fall backwards letting her bra fall; Lincoln being the gentlemen he is quickly catches her. Her back and chest make contact, oh she loves the feeling.
  424.  
  425. >"You OK Lynn?" he questions more worried about her than the actual topless contact they are sharing. "I'm fine, thanks you little bro," she lets him know a little reluctant to separate from him.
  426.  
  427. >"No problem, Oh Shoot five minutes till class starts, come on we are going to be late," Lincoln informs her as she quickly get dressed. "Oh man my class room is on the other side of school" she says in a panic putting on her usual cloths.
  428.  
  429. >They Jump out of the van running toward the entrance together. Looking on from window in Lincolns class, Ronnie Ann narrow her eyes at her target, 'you not getting away from me today Loud, I got something special planned for you.'
  430.  
  431. Part 13
  432.  
  433. >*Flashback to Earlier this Morning*
  434.  
  435. >"What do you mean you can't give me a ride, you idiot?" Ronnie Ann questions her brother, "Cars out of commission sissy, maybe Dad or mom can give you a ride." He gave her a suggested, "MOM AND DAD ALREADY LEFT YOU NUMB SKULL, AND WHERE THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?" she yells at him "Lori's little bro offered me a ride with his sisters."
  436.  
  437. >She pulls him down to her level to yell at him, "LINCOLN WAS HERE? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?" Bobby looks at her curiously and answers, "About 4 am this morning, anyways I got to go" he pulls away from her and walks off. “HOW THE HECK WILL I GET TO SCHOOL? I DON'T HAVE A BIKE" she keeps on yelling at him, "You can always walk to school, it’s not that far away."
  438.  
  439. >So there she was walking to school, seething with anger now, god damn it she was damn pissed is more like it. "I bet that buck tooth little Lame-O has something to do with this. I'm going to give him a peace of my mind," she angry talked to herself "come on hustle Lincoln we are almost there."
  440.  
  441. >Ronnie Ann stopped in her tracks and looked back, at what she heard and there he was along with his sister Lynn, Lincoln Loud the bane of her existence, the itch that won't go away, "LINCOLN I GOT A BONE TO PICK- Holly shit" they ran passed leaving her in the dust, "he ignored me...he ignored me again...HEY COME BACK HERE!"
  442.  
  443. >She ran after them, but there was just one slight problem, she wasn't catching up at all, both of them were way too fast for her. 'No way NO WAY, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT LAME-O IS FASTER THAN ME!' She thinks angrily not being able to catch up, 'DARN IT, WHAT THE HECK,' she slows down getting tired from trying to catch up and comes to a full stop. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK," she lets out a yell of frustration.
  444.  
  445. >All those Times in P.E. Class where he lagged behind, getting winded after a few minutes, getting cramps every time he pushed it, coming in at last place while she the best in the class came in on first place.
  446.  
  447. 'HE WAS JUST PRETENDING THAT BASTARD WAS JUST PRETENDING.' She started running again once she caught her breath, but the humiliation was still on her mind even though no one was there to witness it.
  448.  
  449. >Finally arriving at school with only 10 minutes left for class, she made up her mind to go to class instead of chasing after Lincoln further. Once she made it to her seat more exhausted than she thought she looked out the window seeing Lincoln and Lynn running toward the school entrance. 'You are not getting away from me today Loud, I got something special planned for you.'
  450.  
  451. >"Flashback end"
  452.  
  453. Part 14
  454.  
  455. >Ronnie was in deep thought planning what to do to that little faker; oh she was not going to let him get away with it. 'Look at him just sitting there,' she thinks to herself. It had been 10 minutes since Lincoln ran in to class not even winded from the run to school. ‘How is he not even tired after that? Bastard had been mocking me behind my back all along.'
  456.  
  457. >Ronnie started remembering all the time she was placed against Lincoln for a 50 meter dash runs, she always finished in less than 14 seconds of course, while the Lame-O either got tired or cramped up half way finishing off in a minute or more. She crumbled up paper and threw it at the back of his head making sure the teacher didn't noticing.
  458.  
  459. >She keep’s thinking back to every race and every competition between them; she believed she won fair and square with overwhelming results. So the possibility that she was actually second best to Lincoln got her blood boiling.
  460.  
  461. >so She had device the ultimate prank for him and it was all going down during lunch, she was going to make him pay for the humiliation she suffered. He was never going to recover from this one 'serves him right.' she thought bitterly shooting another spitball at the back of his head once again getting no reaction pissing her of even further.
  462.  
  463. >*RING!!!* Here we go the moment of truth has come, time to make that Lame-O Loud pay for his disrespect.
  464.  
  465. >At Lunch time, the time a day all kid can sit down relax and sometime even play with their fellow youths, not so much the case for one Lincoln Loud who was making his was to the lunch area alone. His best and only friend Clyde hand been called out to a funeral of a relative, so today he had no choice but to face the horrors of lunch time alone.
  466.  
  467. >The bullies, the mocking words and the Ronnie Ann Pranks, oh he was terrified today. For the first time in years since he met Clyde he was scared again. He was scared of being the laughing stock of the cafeteria, he was scared at being the white haired little runt again, and the one everyone always picked on. He took one deep breath and pushed passed the lunch room door all seemed peaceful so far.
  468.  
  469. >He felt looming eyes all over him but he put on his fake smile and strutted like he always does when he was followed by Clyde, no need to let them see his weakness 'Today will be a good day,' he thinks to himself as he sits down to his fate.
  470.  
  471. Part 15
  472.  
  473. >Elsewhere in the Middle school Lunch area.
  474.  
  475. >we see Lynn getting ready for her lunch; she was instructed by Lincoln to just sit down with her friends and wait. "Yo DOUBLE "L" what's deal yo? What are we waiting for? COME ON I'm starving here" a blond haired, baseball jersey kids called out from across the round table. "Hold your horses N.J. my brother told me he has something special for us.
  476.  
  477. >"Now you know I trust your Lynn, but you brothers… he’s not exactly OK or in friendly terms with us. Remember that Prank you let us play on him, you sure it's not some sort elaborate revenge plot to get us all together." A brainy, bowl cut kid with glasses called out looking up from his sports clip board, beside her "Nah coach "M" he's my bro he wouldn't do that to me." She defended his brother, but he did make a valid point she remembered that prank a year ago getting pants and Gatorade bath.
  478.  
  479. >"Well if the twerp try's anything on us he's going to get it good" one slightly large 7th grade football jock kid said, "Yeah he's going to get it good," another 7th grade bald chubby jock said, "Let me add him 'I'll murder the runt" a last curly haired jock said, and this made Lynn Reacts very aggressively at them.
  480.  
  481. >Graving them by their Jerseys Lynn Pulls them Down and Knocks one upside the head creating a newton’s cradle of idiots. "Listen here you stooges, you are not doing diddly squat to him, because let’s face it we deserve it. Now sit down shut up and wait for your Lunch," she glared daggers at them "YES MA’AM" all three answered simultaneously and sat down.
  482.  
  483. >"Jezz Lynn what's gotten in to you just a yesterday you didn't even care about the trash dump on your brothers head, and now you're defending him like he's your princess." A cool black girl with a baseball cap and jersey commented slyly with a smirk on her face.
  484.  
  485. >With a slight blush Lynn turns away "Shut up Pepper, maybe I figured out that Lincoln is a pretty cool kid and an even cooler brother to me, so I feel obligated to thank him." Peppers chuckles and looks down, "about time you realized that "I've always liked the little goof."  
  486.  
  487. >Lynn double takes at her confession "what do you-" but she was interrupted by pizza delivery man, "Lynn Loud?" She looks at him "OH NO WAY!!" she thinks out loud "yeah that's me."
  488.  
  489. >Pizza man smiles and pulls out from his insulation bag two large Pizzas "we got two double meat lovers deep dish Pizzas for you and your friends and a healthy hardy Chicken Salad for a Miss Pepper," he pulls that one from a smaller bag he had on top and hand it over to Pepper.
  490.  
  491. >"MMHMM!  Girl your little brother is one sly kid, gonna have to thank him for this one." Pepper smiles happily, Lynn was more than happy with her lunch, but her friend where even happier with it. “Yo guess your bro ain't such a Lame-O after all," N.J. stated taking a slice.
  492.  
  493. "Indeed he must really respect and admire you to order you two pizzas like that, I feel kind of bad now for that prank on him" coach "M" added his two cents while having two slices.
  494.  
  495. >"OK maybe the twerp ain't such a loser after all" Jock one agrees "Yeah not a Loser" Bald Jock "He's a pretty swell guy he is" Curly Jock makes the last statement.
  496.  
  497. >Five Minutes and two empty boxes later, "Oh man that was a great meal gonna have to relax for a bit before going out for a game," Lynn says and all her friend agree with a nod. "Oh man can you believe what just happened" they over heard a kid say "Man that Lame-O Loud got it good this time, did you see him, little loser was crying that was one hell of a prank."
  498.  
  499. >Lynn table was quiet beyond anything and radiating a ruthless aggression towards the two 6th grades talking about their new found favorite person. Lynn stands up and walks over with her six friends following behind. "Excuse me, but what happened" she said dangerously.
  500.  
  501. >"Oh Lynn what’s up I-" she interrupted the kid "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED" she yells making the lunch area go silent, the kid swallowed a lump the size of a planet, "Um...w-w-well your um brother got the bombardment at the elementary school cafeteria." Her eyes widen in horror that was only reserved for bullies and stuck up kids who needed to be knocked out of their high horse.
  502.  
  503. >She tightens her first and started grinding her teeth, in a low deadly voice she asked "who arranged it?" The kid was scared now near peeing your pants scared, "come on Lynn you know the rules we can't rat out the Lead bombardier." She grabs him by the collar and slams his head on a table where conveniently there was a lunch tray waiting.
  504.  
  505. >"DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT!" She yells while she rubs his head in some mash potatoes, "MY BOTHER IS NEITHER A BULLY OR A FREAKING RICH PREP TO GET THE BOMBARDMENT, NOW WHO MADE THE ARRANGED IT," the kids friend was about to run off and tell on her when "N.J. grab the snitch" Lynn ordered "Yo I'm on it" and ran after him, tackling him to the ground. "Stooges cover the doors let me know if a teacher is coming." the three Jocks saluted her "Yes boss."
  506.  
  507. >"Coach "M" give an announcement" she ordered the brainy kid of her group.
  508.  
  509. >"Glad to Sir, ALL RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS," he stands on top of a table, "A BOMBARDMENT WAS ISSUED TODAY AND AS WE ALL KNOW IT'S A HONEY TAR BATH WITH A LUNCH FOOD SHOWER ISSUED BY THREE CLASSES, AS THE TARGET SITS HELPLESS GLUED TO HIS CHAIR, A PUNISHMENT EXECUTED TOO ONLY THE BADDEST OF BULLIES AND SNOBBIEST OF PREPPIES.
  510.  
  511. >WELL FOLK'S THE RULES HAVE BEEN VIOLATED, AND ITS TARGET WAS AN INNOCENT KID HARDLY DESERVING OF IT, I TRUST EVERYONE KNOWS THE DRILL SO SHUT UP AND GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. Everyone went about their business not bothering to argue or go tell on Lynn.
  512.  
  513. >"Pepper, Good Cop and bad Cop routine" she smiled coldly "glad to" they both grabbed the first kid and sit him down. Lynn get things started "ALRIGHT YOU SCUM BAG TELL ME WHO ARRANGED THE BOMBARDMENT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL-" Pepper moves in getting Lynn out of the way "what my Partner is trying to say, WHO PLANNED THE HIT ON LINCOLN LOUD YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR OF-" Lynn jumps back in slamming a tray of lunch on his face "A LIFE FORM, NOW TALK BEFORE I GET REALLY MAD."
  514.  
  515. >JESUS WHO IS EVEN THE GOOD COP HERE! OK, OK, I'LL TALK. It was his class more specifically Ronnie Ann Santiago, NOW PLEASE LET ME GO I WONT TELL ON YOU!" the kids desperately pleaded.
  516.  
  517. >Lynn let the kid go and walked over to the first exit guarded by one of her Stooges followed by her group come on guys we got a teach someone a lesson.
  518.  
  519. Part 16
  520.  
  521. >Ronnie was looking herself in the bathroom mirror, a sickening felling coming up her throat, god she wanted to vomit. A flash before her eyes of the congratulations she got from the epic prank she pulled, 'that was Legendary Ronnie' one kid said, 'freaking sweet Ronnie that will teach that snob' another kids said. Heh! How easy it was to spread rumors and convince a few classrooms to believe that Lincoln was a snobby kid, Oh God she was going to vomit now.
  522.  
  523. >She ran to the stall and let it all out, once she was finished she walks over back to the sink and washed her face, took a sip of water from the sink and rinsed her mouth out. A new memory in her mind as it flashed right before her eyes, a trembling Lincoln covered in cafeteria food, her laughing it up throwing food alongside the entire lunch area, until she noticed the tears in his eyes and she stopped, a cold feeling raced down her spine.
  524.  
  525. >She once again looked at herself in the mirror, disgusted with her actions now. 'Pathetic you're so pathetic' she thought to herself bitterly 'you finally did it, you finally crushed his spirit. Are you happy with yourself?' she question herself looking away from the mirror.
  526.  
  527. >'Look at you, you can't even stand to look at yourself,' there was that voice again the one she should have listen to in the first place instead of her anger. Lincoln helplessly struggling to get away only to find out he was stuck to his seat, the horror in his eye as the thick honey was dumped over his head oozing all over his body and that crushed look when she issued the order.
  528.  
  529. >She can hear it in her head "BOMBS AWAY!" so crystal clear, oh that look in his eyes... that look. Betrayal, sadness, and heartbroken he stood there taking it with his arms up covering his face trying his best not to get lunch on his already sticky face.
  530.  
  531. >He had stopped struggling and just sat there, tears flowing from his eyes and she finally noticed the sin she committed. “WHAT IN GODS GREEN EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?" it was Mrs. Johnson, finally the nightmare was over, all the kids scattered and she ran as well. 'Not only am I pathetic but a cowards as well, I'm a real piece of work, she remembered the events vividly.
  532.  
  533. >She had looked back to see Mrs. Johnson rushing over to Lincoln to dig him out of the trash, lifting his head to look at him in the eyes. His tears streaming down his sticky cheeks, Mrs. Johnson didn't hesitate to give him a hug, and lift the chair he was stuck on to rush him out of the cafeteria. 'God damn it,' she thought frustrated as she punched the mirror.
  534.  
  535. >She didn't notice the Restroom door open and some one walk in "Are you happy you bitch? You broke him and pushed him out of your life you coward, ARE YOU FREAKING HAPPY" Ronnie yelled the last part too her self, but jumped at the surprise answer she got.
  536.  
  537. >"For your sake I hope you're not happy, either way you and that class of your; oh you are going to pay." Ronnie’s head turned so fast she almost thought she snapped it, there stood Lynn Loud with crossed arms, oh so VERY cold eyes and a look that could kill. "You and I need to talk.” Lynn angrily said as Ronnie swallowed a lump.
  538.  
  539. >Part 17
  540.  
  541. >Lynn Walked in menacingly passed Ronnie toward the windows, Ronnie took the opportunity to make a mad dash to the exit opening it only to run it to an older black girl with a baseball cap and jersey she never seen before. "Going somewhere?" she asked Ronnie pushing her back in to the Bathroom.
  542.  
  543. >Ronnie Stumbled back in and fell on her knees only to look up in horror as Lynn was making sure all the windows where closed and locked. "Thank you Pepper you can wait outside, and make sure no one comes in." said Lynn as Pepper tips her hat and waves off making her exit out of the restroom.
  544.  
  545. >Lynn was closing the last window when she heard the High school across the street PA system announcement *Will Lori Loud please report to the Office, I repeat; Will Lori Loud Please report to the office* she laughed a little, 'Lori is going to flip and demand a witch hunt for whoever did it, but not today Lori I got here first.'
  546.  
  547. >It was quiet in the girls’ restroom, to damn quiet for Ronnie comfort, but she was to nerves to ask anything. Lynn walked over to a faucet and started washing her hands "those windows are too darn dirty, does the janitor even clean them?" she complains making some small talk. Ronnie was confused now she didn't know if she should answer or not, she pushed herself up trying to stand up- "DON'T move a muscle" Lynn ordered dangerously.
  548.  
  549. >Ronnie falls back down to her knees rather hastily, looking up at Lynn, who was looking back at her from her side, damn those eyes could kill, what was it with the Loud family and their eyes. She gets another Flash image of Lincoln’s eyes when he's happy and so full of life, but then the image changed to the dead crying ones he had about 10 minutes ago.
  550.  
  551. >She looks down to the floor ashamed about her actions today and all because she was insecure about her abilities. 'Well doesn't really matter now, when I'm about to die,' she could try fighting back, but what was that going to do against a 3rd degree brown Belt in Karate, a Red Belt in Tae Kwon Do, and Super flyweight junior champ in Boxing.
  552.  
  553. >Lynn was still going about her business now drying her hands off, she turns around from the paper dispenser and looks at Ronnie intensely, “pathetic” she finally speaks out at Ronnie "You Know I was hoping that you'd at least put up a fight, giving me a reason to at least bash your face in with my fist."
  554.  
  555. >"I can't believe I ever thought you liked my brother in some way,” she shoots the paper from across the restroom in to the trash bin at the exit, nothing but net. “I wish I would have never encouraged him to pursue you."
  556.  
  557. >Ronnie was looking down at her knees a small gasp escaping her, her eyes wide at the information given to her. "I...I’m sorry" Ronnie tries to apologies, but Lynn's glare sharply, "SORRY! OH I'M NOT THE ONE YOU SHOULD BE SAYING SORRY TO YOU LITTLE PUNK."
  558.  
  559. >Ronnie cringed she deserved to be called much worse in her new opinion of herself, "what? What should I do?" Ronnie spoke in a low voice. "If it where up to me I'd beat you and mop the bathroom floor with your face" Lynn clarified by picking Ronnie up by her sweater collar, "but it ain't, I'd be kicked out of school and you'd get off Scott free," she lets her fall back on her feet this time.
  560.  
  561. >Lynn Crossed her arms and looked her in the eyes "we are going straight to the principal’s office and you are going to confess." Ronnie Looked at Lynn with pleading eyes.
  562.  
  563. >"But I'll be expelled from school, you can't seriously-" she was caught off guard by Lynn graving her from her collar again and Judo flipping her to round, Ronnie was dizzy but still alive as she felt the weight of Lynn straddling her waist with a raised first. "GOOD FOR YOU, BECAUSE IN MY OPINION YOU DESERVE MUCH WORSE THEN THAT."
  564.  
  565. >Lynn let her fist fly making Ronnie flinch and close her eyes, Lynn’s fist landed beside Ronnie’s head on the ground. Ronnie opened her eyes and looked beside her at the noticeable crack on the bathroom tile floor; she swallowed so hard she almost choked on her tongue.
  566.  
  567. >Lynn stands up and drags Ronnie Ann up with her, “Come on lets go, you got a confession and an apology to make.”  Ronnie resists a little setting Lynn off like a landmine. Lynn grabs her by the collar for a third time and slams her on a bathroom stall door flips her once again to the floor and picks her up from the ground bringing her face to face.
  568.  
  569. >"JUST GIVE ME A REASON TO SMASH YOUR FACE ON THE BATHROOM SINK, PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU" Ronnie was terrified; Lynn’s eyes promised certain death if she struggled anymore so she gave up. "WHAT NOTHING? WHERE'S YOUR FIGHT?" Ronnie looked away with shame, "hmm good now come on where going to the principal's office."
  570.  
  571. >They walked out the restroom with nearly all the kids looking at them "Dead girl walking" Pepper commented as Ronnie passed by with Lynn holding her shoulder from behind her. Gasps and whispers where heard all around.
  572.  
  573. >"No way you telling me the Lame-O got the bombardment from Ronnie?" one kids said, while another answered "yeah dude, it was not cool, Lincoln is harmless he didn't deserve that."
  574.  
  575. >"Ah man now I feel bad for bombing the guy" some other kid in the background was heard, Ronnie's guilt was evident on her face now as she looked down to the ground letting her self be guided to her inevitable fate, Lynn was right she deserved worse, and Lincoln deserves to be rid of her for a while.
  576.  
  577. >Part 18
  578.  
  579. >In all her years of teaching Mrs. Johnson had never witnessed such a display of child cruelty in her life, being just transferred to this school a few years ago, she had heard of The Bombardment from her fellow teachers who have been teaching there for years.
  580.  
  581. >It was some sort of secret kid ritual in their school and no one ever confessed or has ever been caught, so they delivered class wide punishments, for example, no dessert day, surprise pop quizzes or cancellation of play time.
  582.  
  583. >You'd think by giving out these hard punishments that at least someone would rat out the one responsible, but it was an unwritten code between the kids; to never to sell out the one to blame, as long as the victim got what was coming to him.
  584.  
  585. >She had discarded Lincolns clothing a long time ago, she had covered his waist with a towel, washed his hair clean with a hot towel and was now scrubbing away at any sticky food left on his body with a wet rag. 'Poor boy hasn't said anything or moved an inch since she got him to the office,' she thought to herself.
  586.  
  587. >Many teacher who came in and have gone where actually worried about him, "Ah come on The Bombardment on Lincoln Loud, poor boy didn't deserve that" his P.E. Coach Mrs. Tennelli said coming in to the office.
  588.  
  589. >He was right Mrs. Johnson nods in agreement with coach's comment, "I'm confused Mrs. Tennelli didn't you tell me that kids in this school usually do this to bullies or well off kids? From what I know about Lincoln he would never harm a fly, or demean any one.
  590.  
  591. >The P.E. Coach nods in response to her, "yeah 90% of the time they do and some times like this one it just a real cruel prank at some poor kid another kid doesn't like, I'll go get him some extra Gym cloths to take home."
  592.  
  593. >The Coach makes his way back to the Gym, the secretary who was on the phone hangs up and calls out to Miss Johnson. "The Parents are out on a business trip so I called the high school across the street to have his older sister pick him up."
  594.  
  595. >"Thank you Miss Li" Mrs. Johnson answers her as another teacher holding a lunch box comes in to the office, "Really? Who even orders the “bombs away” on the most harmless kid in school?" the Spanish teacher Mister Ramon comments. "Back when I was a kid in this school that was a punishment to only the meanest of bullies, guess I'm going to have to deliver some extra hard surprise POP Quiz's tomorrow."
  596.  
  597. >"please don't" a soft quiet plea was heard from Lincoln still looking down at his knees, "I...I don't want them to hate me even more than they do already." Mister Ramon smiles ‘Even now he’s so forgiving’ he thought to himself.
  598.  
  599. >He takes a knee in front of Lincoln, and lifts his head up to look at his eyes. ‘Ah the Loud family, they always wear their emotions on their sleeve.’
  600.  
  601. >Lori the confident young lady, Leni the innocent princess, Luna the Spirited Duchess of Rock, Luan the life of the party and new Prankster Queen of comedy, Lynn the Strong willed sports worrier and Lincoln confident man with the plan. Mister Ramon smiled a sad smile at Lincoln; it was really hard to see him in this state of disarray, that confidence replaced by insecurity.
  602.  
  603.  
  604. >“Listens kid I didn't invent that prank to be misused that way," Lincoln looks up at him surprised. “That's right Lincoln you are looking at the original Prankster and comedy king before your sister Luan took that title, and let me tell you something about teachers here. Like you kids we have a code; to thrive as a Teacher you need Three Bones: A wish bone, a back bone and a funny bone," he sit beside him and opens his lunch box, "we take chances, make mistakes and get messy."
  605.  
  606. >He pulls out a pickle and takes a bite out of it, "so yeah being a teacher is kind of big "Dill" HA! Get it" he jokes waving his pickle around as the secretary pops from her cubicle "CARLOS." Mr. Ramon scratches his head in embarrassment at his pun. Lincoln chuckles at his bad pun reminded of Luan.
  607.  
  608. >"Ah sorry, sorry Wanda old habits die hard, so anyways I made a mistake by creating that prank and it was a "messy" one at that" Lincoln frowns, and Miss Li throw’s paper ball at his face hitting him right on the forehead. "I deserve that one; it was a pretty bad pun.” Lincoln looks on hopeful, “so I took a chance and made another system as a teacher; to punish the classes that participated to discourage any kids from targeting another innocent kid.”
  609.  
  610. >He ruffles Lincolns head a bit, making him feel better about the situation he just suffered through. “So far it hasn’t worked” commented Miss Li “Hey, hey it’ll work have a little more faith Wanda, kids know the drill someone’s got to confess or turn in the one responsible once they see it was Lincoln who got it.“ Mr. Ramon said finishing his lunch he had been eating, truth be told Lincoln was feeling better, his schools teachers always had this magic to them he couldn’t quite understand.
  611.  
  612. >But he was still feeling low at the fact his class and that his first crush drove a rather sizable knife in to his back, so why was he not telling on her; she deserved to be punished, right? Two other teachers came in “Oh dear I heard what happened, at the old school I worked at this never happened,” Lincoln recognized one as his homeroom teacher Miss Teresa, “why I am not surprised, I should have stayed home today.”
  613.  
  614. >Oh and Mr. Perlstein his Math teacher clearly not amused at what was going on in the office, “Hey Arnold still looking for that sense of humor and Phoebe you’re looking lovely.” Mr. Ramon greeted, “have you contacted his Parents Wanda?” Mr. Perlstein asked Miss Li, ignoring Mr. Ramon, “Yes Arnold they are unable to pick him up at the moment, and yes I called Anny over at the high school to get Keesha to release his older sister for a pick up, now stop busting my chops.”
  615.  
  616. >Coach Tennelli comes back in with new Gym cloths and sneakers for Lincoln and something extra, “here you go son something fresh to use,” he handed Lincoln a brand new P.E. uniform from the school store. “Keep them they’re yours now, you can use the teacher’s restroom to change, oh and here you go to Mrs. Johnson some extra clothes for you.”
  617.  
  618. >Mrs. Johnson had forgotten she was still dirty from carrying Lincoln to the office and cleaning him up, “Thank you Ralph. Come on Lincoln I’ll take you to the Teacher Restroom so you can change he lead him away to the men’s restroom far across the hall as she enters the women’s herself.
  619.  
  620. >”I knew it, I knew it, that little Prank of yours would be nothing but trouble Carlos, Now we got a school punishment to issue for the 5th and 6th grade classes,” Mr. Ramon was about to give Mr. Perlstien a response when large group of kids popped in to the office lead by Lynn Loud with one Miss Ronnie Ann Santiago being dragged in.
  621.  
  622. >”I got here someone who’d like to confess a crime she committed,” Lynn says pushing in Ronnie Ann, Mr. Ramon smiles smugly at Mr. Perlstein. “Told you the kids would come through for us Arnold.
  623.  
  624. Part 19
  625.  
  626. >*Earlier that same day*
  627.  
  628. >The annoying ticking of a clock could be heard as a high school class room was quietly taking their test, Lori Loud had finished her test a while ago and quietly waited for class to be over and lunch to begin. She looked out the window across the soccer field at the combination elementary and middle school.
  629.  
  630. >She sighed softly as to not alarm any unwanted attention to herself, there was one person in her mind; her little brother Lincoln Loud. Her opinion of him had vastly changed in the past 2 day now, she hated to admit it but he has been way more mature then her lately. It was just plain awkward attraction she had been feeling for him, she really didn’t want to explore them farther.
  631.  
  632. >She just loved that about guys really; responsible, mature, caring, devoted and honest.  One of the reasons she fell for Bobby was because of those same qualities, no matter how bad she treated him and pushed him away he was always their giving her his full support.
  633.  
  634. >He might not have been the smartest guy in school but what he lacked in brains, he more than made up for it in his loyalty, hard work and dedication to her. So now that Lincoln was showing those same qualities she couldn’t help but see him the same way she saw Bobby a long time ago.
  635.  
  636. >True Lincoln treats them all the same way, with the utmost caring and devotion but what surprised her most was when she took a look at Bobbies cellphone to find out what Lincoln hand written on it. He knew so much about her.  Starting with her favorite restaurants, favorite fashion stores, favorite movies & shows he knew everything there was to know about her.
  637.  
  638. >Kind of sweet in a weird way really, but then a thought accrued to her. This was not the first time he’s acted this way towards her and her sisters, he’s always been this way since she can remember.
  639.  
  640.  
  641. >Even after she had pushed him away from her life when he was 4 years old, because she was too cool for her younger siblings, he respected her wishes and was still nice to her every chance he got. From finding her cell phone to making her breakfast and now finding out he was always paying attention to her and not just to her but all of them.
  642.  
  643. >Have they always been taking advantage of his kindness? ‘I never even thanked him for anything,’ she thought sadly ‘it was always ‘whatever twerp’ or a ‘so annoying’ god I’m such a bitch.’ She wondered why she acted that way, why she let her so called friend influence her choice in how to treat her little siblings.
  644.  
  645. >She was the oldest for crying out loud she was supposed to set an example on how to grow up and be a mature adult, and here she was being the pushy, ungrateful, opportunist she’s always been. Lincoln was more of a role model then she was; this got her gears grinding bad this green eyed monster coming out.
  646.  
  647. >She leaned back heavily on her chair and slid down a bit crossing her arms, a visible pout on her face ‘who does he think he is being all like literally mature and junk, no one asked him to be that way.’ She caught herself and sighed again, what was she doing? ‘I’m so pathetic being jealous of my own little brother.’
  648.  
  649. >Before her self-loathing could start the bell rang signaling for lunch to start, she reached under her seat at the basket and took out her lunch. She opened the lunch box and took one long look at it, nothing but perfection.
  650.  
  651. >The right amount of Roman lettuce, cherry Tomatoes, sweet cucumbers, baby carrots, and strips of perfectly cooked grilled chicken breasts. A side of southwestern salad dressing and her favorite Mix nuts, she grimaced at the perfect site and question herself ‘What did I ever do to deserve such a good brother.’
  652.  
  653. >It was just so good she wanted to cry, but her pride wouldn’t let her. She was eating quietly while all around her the chatter of her fiends faintly played about the latest gossip and fashion. Bobby on one side concern about her not talking at all during this time and even Carol was annoyed that she walked up to her table to take some shots at the snooty Loud.
  654.  
  655. >’Are you listening to me Loud’ Carol asked annoyed, ‘hmmm? Oh Carol didn’t notice you there’ Lori said looking up for a second before going back to her thoughts. *Will Lori Loud please report to the Office, I repeat; Will Lori Loud Please report to the office*
  656.  
  657. >’Did you not hear the intercom they are calling for you Loud Jezz I swear to god your deaf’ Carol repeats and crosses her arms, Lori finally hear he name being called out and wonders. “Me what did I do?”
  658.  
  659. >She saves her lunch this time and wrapped it up, usually she’s just toss away any left overs she had of her lunch but for some reason it felt special this time, she didn’t want to let it go to waste today. ‘I wonder what Principle Franklin wants with me?’ she asked herself as she hurriedly ran out the lunch room.
  660.  
  661. Part 20
  662.  
  663. >Location high school auditorium
  664.  
  665. >"All right mates enough with the chin wag and Luna stop playing like a common nesh, it ait mi cup of tea" a British girl voice rang from stage with guitar in hand slightly annoyed at Lunas lack of feeling she was putting in to her guitar playing, "Sorry about that Sarah" Luna apologized for the 4th time this practice session.
  666.  
  667. >For some reason she didn't feel it today, she was playing like a damn Robot, and honestly she had way too much on her mind to give it her all. "No point olagonin lass, it not like Luna is up to a bit of bolloxology." The red headed lass exclaimed from behind her drum set with her Irish accent, "no Katie, Sarah is right, my heads not in the game, I gotta chill out and go with the flow before tonight's gig at The Pitts."
  668.  
  669. >"You're blooming right you need to stop fannying around, the Manager didn't snag us a gig for nothing," Sarah said with a lot of determination and emphasis on the word manager." Indeed we'll make that dote of a manager of ours proud," Katie cheered out loud. Oh man, they were already in the mind set of making Lincoln the manager of the band.
  670.  
  671. >"Dudes my bros not the manager, I mean it's great that he helped us a lot this morning, but that doesn't mean he's the manager" Luna tries and to protest, Sarah and Katie where getting a little too fond of Lincoln for Luna's liking. "Bollocks to that love, we've been left, right and center all over this town searching for a manager that won’t bite our arms off, who knew it was that little cheeky brother of yours" Sarah concurred.
  672.  
  673. >"Luna, during 3rd period Sarah and I have decided to ask your brother to be our manager" Katie adds with a warm smile, "wait, WHAT!?" Luna was shocked, as a band they all agreed to never make a decision unless all where present and accounted for. Lunas reaction both shocked and Surprised Sarah and Katie, "is everything OK Love, we thought you'd be happy with the brilliant move?" Sarah asked Luna a little worried.
  674.  
  675.  
  676. >"No way dudes, Lincoln is just a kid we can't be running around town with him after his curfew, he could get lost or kidnapped, you guys know how crowded these concerts get" Luna was in a rant of worry she didn't even notice the ear to ear smiles her friends where getting. "He could get majorly hurt or gravely sick and that would be unacceptable, mom and dad would flip a gasket, NO definitely not, I am putting my foot down." she finally ended her rant with crossed arms and a stern foot stomp.
  677.  
  678. >Still smiling Sarah and Katie looked on for a good minute or two, making Luna very uncomfortable, "ummm...w-what the matter?" she finally asked them. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news love, but" Sarah started "ya sounded just like your Ma lass, it was a fine bit of stuff to witness" Katie giggled her response. "Indeed love down to the cross arms and foot stomp you'll make a find mum one of these days."
  679.  
  680. >Luna looked down at herself and blushed hard, oh god she was even doing the impatient foot tapping her mother does. Oh God she was turning in to her mom already, she stood straight as an arrow with her hands to the side like a little soldier. "I-I-I'm being serious here dudes Lincoln is too young to be our manager."
  681.  
  682. >”Well we’re also serious love, we want your brother as our manager he’s kind and caring person” Sarah added putting her guitar behind her back and crossing her arms. “Luna the little bugger called and woke me up at 6 in the morn, I was pissed indeed, but for the first time ever some one cared about our dreams and career choice to become a musicians” Katie continued.
  683.  
  684. >Katie stood up from behind the drum and walk over to the other two on stage. ”Lass for the first time in a long time we got here on time, we signed up first to practice in the auditorium, we got our equipment set and ready, we had a ride before and we have a ride after school, we had the best lunches I have ever tasted, and by the way lass you haven’t opened your lunch box have you?”  Katie asked her sternly.
  685.  
  686. >Luna instantly stiffened as she looked at her lunch box, “well Sarah and I did lass, before lunch and we found these notes” she pulled out a folded paper from her pocket, “I’m sure you have one too, let me read ya my note” she opened it and started reading.
  687.  
  688. >“To Katie, from what I’ve heard from Luan about you, I’ve only got one thing to say to you, don’t let anyone tell you, ya can’t do something. Fight you Irish butt kicker it’s a new generation and a girl can do whatever she wants to do. I know I sound corny, but if your Dream is to follow the music, then give it your all, I believe in the three of you. One day I’ll see you guys on TV and be proud to say ‘hey I knew them’ and I just know you will change lives with the power of your music.”
  689.  
  690. >Katie Finished reading her note a little teary eyed, “little dote managed to get a tear to mi eye, not even Da believes in my career choice and Ma just follows him blindly” she said bitterly, “music don’t put food on the table my Arse, I’ll put a house on their heads, Lincoln is the first person to believe in me, to believe in us.” She balls her fists. “and IT’S BEEN DONKEY YEARS SINCE SOME ONE BELIEVED IN ME SO YOU MUST BE GONE IN THE HEAD LUNA, I’LL FIGHT YOU YE BLEEDING THICK DRY SHITE WAGON GOBSHEET!!” Katie yells at Luna as she rolls up her sleeves and put her first up.
  691.  
  692. >Fortunately Sarah was there to get in between her angry Irish lass and her shocked chill sister, and to be honest Luna was not expecting Katie to feel so strongly about her brother that way. “Alright love we get it,” she separates them and turn toward Luna; “I also have a note to read from your brother to me” she pulls out a piece of paper and unfolds it.
  693.  
  694. >”To Sarah, I’ve hear a lot about you from Luna, the most talented person she has ever met, but at the same time undecided. Your path of Rock n’ Roll or your parents path of Classical music, pulled between two worlds, still alive but barely breathing as you are ripped in two. You don’t want to disappoint anyone, but you’re only disappointing yourself, so do what you want to do, play what you want to play. So give me the beat girl to free my soul, I wanna get lost in ‘your’ Rock and Roll” Sarah finished and hugged the note close to her heart.
  695.  
  696. >”That little cutie sure has a knack with words love, I too feel strongly about letting Lincoln become our manager I just want to give it my all and be the best rocker in town,” she pumped her fist determined. “What about you Love, what does your note say?” Sarah Smiled sweetly at Luna.
  697.  
  698. >Luna just stood their listening to her band mates, a little nervous at what the note had to say about her she sat down on her speaker and reached down behind it to her lunch box, swallowed a rather large lump in her throat and opened it. There it was a note on top her favorite BLT on sourdough, she pulled the note out and opened it and began reading.
  699.  
  700. >”To Luna,” she started reading out loud, ”I’ve known you all my life and as short as it maybe, it’s been one rocking experience, I’m lucky to have a sister like you that’s made my life a lot clearer and who I want to be. So there two other people who need you now,  be there for Katie when she has doubts about following her dreams, stay by Sarah’s side when the time comes where she need to confront her parents. Give it your best shot and if you miss take another shot; you guys will make beautiful music together.”
  701.  
  702. >Luna let go of the note as it fell back on top of her lunch, she put her hands on her eyes and held back her crying, “OK” she spoke softly “I’ll ask him if he wants to be our manager” Sarah and Katie just walked over to her and started a group hug. Her feeling more conflicted then ever at the wonderful day Lincoln had provided for her, she understood what she was feeling now, but could not let herself fall in to temptation.
  703.  
  704. Part 21
  705.  
  706. >Location Royal Woods high DETENTION room.
  707.  
  708. >"All right boys and girls you know why you're here and I know why you're here, so I don't want to hear you complaining about It." a rather shapely dark haired teacher addressed her students. "But Miss Wickett I didn't do anything-" a kid with glasses tried to protest but was sharply cut off from his sentence. "Kevin, you expect me to believe you didn't fill the high school swimming pool with clear Gelatin before first period when we caught you on camera sneaking in to the pool area"
  709.  
  710. >The newly named glasses wearing boy slaps his forehead "damn it I knew I forgot something, those damn cameras" Miss Wickett sighs tiredly. "Like a said I don't want to hear excuses Kevin you're already a Junior here, so act like one. As for everybody else, just be quiet and you'll all be out of here in 25 minutes to enjoy what's left of your 45 minute lunch and if you guys are extra quiet you might be let out earlier."
  711.  
  712. >Everyone in the class room quickly sat up straight and where as quiet as a mouse, ‘ah some peace and quiet at last. Dang kids are a handful these days,’ she thought to herself. Hell they reminded her of herself when she was a kid in high school; getting in trouble and always ending up here in detention. 'Man I thought I was done with detention, but here I am back in square one, I swear to god Principal Franklin has it out for me' she thought to herself.
  713.  
  714. >Five minutes in to detention and Miss Wickett was dying of boredom, nothing to do but grade papers and keep an eye on the Prankster king Kevin this was truly divine punishment for her misbehavior back in 9th grade. *Will Lori Loud please report to the Office, I repeat; Will Lori Loud Please report to the office.*
  715.  
  716. >Oh great was she getting another one for tomorrow, 'wait a minute... Lori Loud? well that's unlike her to get in trouble, she's probably being called up to the office for another reason, Miss Wickett looked at her clock for a second time '10 minutes god damn it will this nightmare ever end.'  
  717.  
  718. >*BAM* Miss Wickett nearly jumped of her seat as the door was opened or more like kicked opened, "WHAT IN GODS NAME-" she starts only to look in Shock, "Luan Loud? Hold on what are you doing here? You don't have detention." Luan give her a deadly glare casually ignores her and slowly walks over to the window in the back corner and takes a seat on a desk near it.
  719.  
  720. >The entire class room was in surprised and kind of intimidated by her presence alone, it took a while for Miss Wickett to snap out of her stupor "Miss Loud, do you mind telling me what you are doing," Luan was seamed irritated by the question, "what does it look like teach, I'm warming up in the corner over here, because it's always 90 degrees" no one knew what to make of it with Luans glare and Miss Wickett's stern deadly look.
  721.  
  722. >All except one person "OOOOOH! We got a lose canon over here in detention, well more like A-tention if you ask me." Luan turned her gaze to Kevin 'ah the so called Prankster King of Royal Woods High.' She thought to her self and she narrowed her eyes at the older boy.
  723.  
  724. >"I'd slap you but it be considered animal abuse" said Luan as she smiles creepily, "Ooh Ho! animal puns Tucan play at this game ya buck tooth Deer," Luan crosses her arms and keeps calm even though she hates jokes about her teeth. "HA! you COD do better then that you blind bat face dork" Luan take a jab at Kevin. "Please with a face like your's I wish I was blind." Kevin retorts, "SHUT UP Both of you."
  725.  
  726. Miss Wickett final breaks them up from their little argument they where having. "Everyone Detention is over except for you Kevin and you Luan I don't know what your problem is but you earned yourself some detention as well."
  727.  
  728. >Time passed much slower than it should have both Luan and Kevin sending glares at each other, occasionally making faces and whispering insults at each other "Speckled twit" Luan shot off, "Stump Grinder" Kevin "ugly ass Hipster Deirdre Barlow" Luan shot back, "airport security hazard" Kevin once again, "go flunk Hogwarts Harry goggler" Luan.
  729.  
  730. >"WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP" Miss Wickett was finally fed up standing up and smashing her hand on her desk making both Luan and Kevin jump. "JESUS it's not even 3 minutes and you guys can't seam to zip it" she huffed angrily at both teens, Both in unison "He/She Started it"
  731.  
  732. >"OH MY GOD I don't care who's fault it is, you two are beginning to irritate me to no ends" said miss Wickett, as a light bulb turned on in Luan's head "Irritate you? I'll show you irritating, I'm also known to be infuriating, indignating, and some time in special occasions I've been known to irk some people, it's laughable really" she smirked.
  733.  
  734. >"I could never understand you in trigonometry class miss Wickett because you're always talking in sine language." Luan went off "but you know where you're the worst at, chemistry, miss Wicket I can safely concluded you are way out of your element. Don't get me started on your calculus class, you try to keep us on task, but the class discussion kept going off on tangents." Kevin was slowly sliding away from the imminent disaster even he didn't like messing around with Miss Wickett.
  735.  
  736. >"KEVIN!!!" Miss Wickett shouted, "YES MAN" he stood up straight like a little soldier. "You are dismissed, I need to talk to Luan alone for a minute" she said oddly calm and icy tone, "You don't have to tell me twice" Kevin Jumped out of his seat and ran out to the door not before looking back for a bit."Go! what are you waiting for?" Luan asked noticing Kevin " Roast isn't over Loud" Miss Wickett gave him a sharp glance "NOW KEVIN!!!"
  737.  
  738. >Kevin ran out at inhuman speeds not wanting to press his luck even more then he usually does. Miss Wickett turned back to Luan and glared that icy look of authority only a teacher could muster, she pulled up a chair and sat down. Luan was not one to be intimidated and glared right back.
  739.  
  740. "You mind telling me why you have this sudden urge to get in trouble?"
  741.  
  742. (So long time no write everyone, first of all no excuse in me not updating, so I won't even trouble you with my problems, but I will tell you guys I got a new job so that's one of the things getting in the way. I got a small update that I haven't done much with but hey it's an update I will get to editing it and fixing the mistakes as soon as possible. if there's anyone here from /tlhg/ can you let everyone know I'm still banned, Or I think I am? I haven't checked to see but over the weekend I will post another update. Thanks guys see you Saturday)
  743.  
  744. Part 22
  745.  
  746. >Trouble?, me? nah Miss Wickett, what ever gave you that idea" The moment was tense, the air thick with the two women's unyielding wills. Luan's aggressive smile never wavering and Miss Wickett stoic amuse face never changing, well Miss Wickett had to start somewhere might as well start with the age old teacher student question "Luan, is everything OK at home?"
  747.  
  748. >Was everything really OK? Luan wondered to her self, although her aggressive grin never changed Luan felt everything was Not OK at home everything was just wrong with her. "Nah teach, Besides the usual clogged toilet everything's peaches and cream" well that was clearly a lie if Miss Wickett ever heard one, but unlike the other kids Miss Wickett has talked to, Luan was in complete control of her emotions.
  749.  
  750. >Well it was not her first encounter with a Loud Child, Miss Wickett has had quite the experiences with this family for years now. Starting with Lori Loud, a stoic humorless teenager who never let her emotions get the best of her, she was a difficult nut to crack that for damn sure.
  751.  
  752. >Leni Loud, her airhead personality and lack of understanding was quite frustrating at the beginning, but Leni had actually tremendous focus when it came to explaining things to her, she clearly paid attention you just needed to speak her language.
  753.  
  754. >Luna Loud by far the most expressive Loud of the bunch, Luna was an interesting person to witness at times. So full of life for her passion of music and at the same times a fire of aggression when it came to that topic, either then that Luna was easy going and passive girl.
  755.  
  756. >It looks like she has another Lori Loud to deal with in Luan, but from what's she's heard from her fellow teachers, Luan didn't seam like the type to challenge a teacher like that, prank them maybe, but blatantly get her self in trouble like that. Oh yeah something was up at home and she was going to find out.
  757.  
  758. >"Alright Luan you want to play hard ball, lets play" Miss Wickett challenged "from what I've heard you love playing with Hard Balls" Oh she walked in to that one, but what did she expect , Luan was a witty one at that. "heh! good one Luan, you may go to Lunch" Well that was unexpected, Luan was not ready for that she was taken a back she just called a teacher a testicle fondler and she was free to go.
  759.  
  760. >Luan was frozen in place she didn't know what to do, her face showed confusion and agitation, 'bingo' Miss Wickett thought to her self, finally some emotions to analyze. "Didn't you hear me Luan? I said you where free to go, do you need me to draw you a diagram" Luan composed her self and smiled "Jezz teach with the way you teach I've barely been able to read those crayon writings of your's, much less a diagram" Miss Wickett smiled "cute, are you done Luan, I need to grade papers, and it be a lot easier if you left to get your lunch."
  761.  
  762. >Luan was once again taken a back and now annoyed with this teacher, "grading paper's is that what you call it, I heard you and Mister Roswell are doing more then grading papers here after everyone leaves" Luan comments making a pumping motion with her hand" It was Miss Wickett turn to be taken aback but was able to hide it before Looking up at Luan.
  763.  
  764. >"I hear it's Fish Tacos today you might want to go grab some before they're all gone" Miss Wickett changed the conversation, much to the annoyance of Luan. To say Luan was pissed was an understatement, she was livid really, "Oh with all that fishy smell in the air in here I think I lost my appetite" Oh this Loud was pushing the right buttons, good thing it was her, any other teacher would have exploded already, "Hmmm I might want some tacos my self I heard they had Orchata and Jamaica from the Mexican restaurant down the road"
  765.  
  766. >Miss Wickett lay back mood was pissing Luan off she had it up to here with her, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU LADY!!! I'm practically gift wrapping my self on a silver platter for detention here" Miss Wickett smiled, she finally made a crack on the wall time to tare it down. "Now why would I punish you?" she asked calmly "I interrupted you're detention" Luan answered "but you where looking for a place to warm up remember, as a teacher I can't let me students freeze to death."
  767.  
  768. >OK this teacher was getting on her last nerve "LISTEN LADY I CAN'T MAKE THIS ANY EASIER, JUST GIVE ME DETENTION ALREADY!!" Luan yelled out small tears coming out of her eyes "Well there is no reason too keep you here, you didn't do anything wrong" said Miss Wickett, as Luan was turning red from frustration and anger.
  769. 
  770. >"I FREAKING DISRUPTED YOUR DETENTION SESSION" Luan yells once again "ah we already established you where cold and where in needed to warmth" Miss Wickett added calmly "I PICKED A FIGHT WITH ON OF THE STUDENTS" she stood up this time slamming her palms on the desk in anger. "technically Kevin started it so I can't fault you for it" she was trembling now "I FREAKING MOCKED YOU'RE TEACHING METHODS AND ACCUSED YOU OF ADULTERY FOR GODS SAKES" Miss Wickett noticed this and took a more calming demeanor.
  771.  
  772. >"Oh that's what it was? well you're right you do deserve detention" finally Luan nerves went down "OK starting 15 minutes ago you haven detention, oh look at that you're free to go" Luan Flipped again and screamed "JUST GIVE ME MORE DETENTION THEN" Miss Wickett wen't for the Kill "why? you didn't do anything wrong"
  773.  
  774. >BECAUSE I'M A HORRIBLE SISTER!!!" and there it was it finally came out, Miss Wickett could finally get to the bottom of this. "Oh come now, you're not a horrible sister I'm sure you're over reacting" Oh did it suddenly get cold in here because the iciest daggers she's ever felt being thrown at her by Luan's stair? "OVER REACTING? I JUST GAVE MY LITTLE BROTHER MULTIPLE CUTS AND BRUISES AFTER HE TREATED ME LIKE A QUEEN," well that was a little worrying "NOT TO MENTION ALL THE PRANKS I PLAYED ON HIM DURING APRIL FOOLS"
  775.  
  776. >"God what was I thinking, using Raccoons, he could have gotten rabies or Salmonella" Oh this was getting more worrying by the minute thought Miss Wickett as Luan ranted on. "what else have you done to him?" Miss Wickett asked, interested now in what Luan had to say "I dumped a full bag dust from a vacuum cleaner on his head."
  777.  
  778. >Miss Wickett chuckled a classic prank among kids, it's good to see that it's still in use. she laughed a little at her own experience, Luan was not amused. "It not funny he could have breathe it in and gotten asthma or permanent damage to his lungs" Luan glared at the teacher "I'm sorry, it just doesn't sound all to bad, it's a prank after all it's not like you wanted to hurt him."
  779.  
  780. >"But I could have gotten him hurt bad, the mouse traps *AUGH* his eye was swollen for a week, the live Raccoons he had bites and scratches all over, slipping on an oil'd floor and hitting his head on the refrigerator, GOD what was I thinking he could have gotten a concussion or cracked his head wide open" Luan desperately cried out "and now a bath tub full of angry crabs, I deserve to be locked up in detention forever."
  781.  
  782. >"Well, does your brother hate you for pranking him so bad?" ask Miss Wickett fascinated at the story she was getting. "That's the thing, he doesn't, not one bit, he just smiled at me and said with his goofy cute laugh and smile,'good one Luan' AUGH it was so frustrating" she threw her hands over her head and cover her self in a fetal position siting on her desk. "I just wanted to make him laugh..." she looked up at the her teacher with spite "Why am I even telling you this."
  783.  
  784. >"I'm not really sure Luan, Perhaps its the feeling of guilt over your actions, and you just needed to let it all out to some one, but instead you wanted to be punished for your actions." Miss Wickett smiled knowingly making Luan frown at her answer. "I really don't like you" Miss Wickett chuckled at that.
  785.  
  786. >"Well you got 4 years to get to know me, Welcome to high school Luan you and I will get along quite nicely. So Lets continue our discussing, in my opinion it sounds like your brother" she was interrupted my Luan "His names Lincoln" Oh she was making some progress with Luan much quicker than she expected "I know, your family is quite the talk here in our little town of Royal Woods. Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy Lanna, Lola and Little Lily" Luan was a little surprised.
  787.  
  788. >"Oh don't be too surprised this High school has gone through your other 3 sisters Lori, Leni, and Luna and they caused quite the ruckus here" she stand up and make her way to Luan. "Enough of that though, now let continue on, like I was saying before Lincoln does not seam to mind your pranks at all how ever heavy they may be."
  789.  
  790. >"I KNOW RIGHT, and that's the problem... I just don't get it, why does he forgive me for being so mean spirited?" Luan looks at her hopefully, looking for any answer, "where you ever trying to hurt him?" Miss Wickett asked. "No never! I would never hurt him" Luan was quick to answer "but you did" Miss Wickett Corrected.
  791.  
  792. >A silence fell over them, Luan put her head on the desk depression setting in she truly was the worst sister, "but" Miss Wickett continued "it looks like, to me anyways; you never really took a look at your own pranks. They where never mean spirited only elaborate but the goal was the same Luan, to make your brother laugh"
  793.  
  794. >"So now that you got his approval and you actually made him smile, you took time to understand the severity of the prank" Miss Wickett was going to have to go for the kill here, but it's what teachers do, and letting Luan know was for the best "you need to learn some self control if not you might keep hurting the ones you love."
  795.  
  796. >It was a devastating stab at her pride as a prankster and a comedian, she felt a cold breeze run up her spine, stick a fork on her she was done. She stood up feeling despondent, "may I go now" Luan meekly asked Miss Wickett. "Yes you may."
  797.  
  798. >Part 23
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