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"There be a goldmine on the horizon lads" The Pirate Captain would state as he stroked his red beard. He would continue piloting the ship pressing some buttons on the control panel. "Err this planet be called Earth" He'd say with a smile on his face. "Err it ant even that far away."

He'd then pop a cork to a bottle of rum and laugh, pressing a button that would send the ship into autopilot. "Shiver Me Timbers, shiver Me Soul. Yo Ho He Ho. There are men whos hearts as black as coal. And they sailed there ship across the ocean blue, A Blood thirsty captain and a cut throat crew. Its a darker tale as was ever told,Of a lust for treasure and a love of gold... Arharharhar!" He'd sing as he would chug the bottle of rum.

"Ye best be trainen lads!"