Heemi Aug 25th, 2018 187 Never
- >Be a Black Harpy.
- >Bored as fuck.
- >Browsing imgur on a Failed Isekai-protag's smartphone.
- >It's hard with wings, but you can make do.
- >Hear some obnoxious noises coming from your younger half-sister's roost.
- >It's not sex.
- >She still won't shut up.
- >Ask what's wrong.
- >"There's a bunch of knights down below us, and they're getting hauled away by cops!"
- >That isn't something that happens very often.
- >Wonder what the fuck a cop is.
- >Look it up on the smartphone.
- >Apparently it's related to strippers.
- >You don't like competition.
- >Actually look the hell down.
- >Male cops are hauling away a bunch of weird dorky knights.
- >Male Strippers?
- >Not in my greentext.
- >Tell sister we should liberate the knights and marry the cutest ones.
- >"Good idea!"
- >Sister swoops in without thinking.
- >Fly down to bail her out in case the cops aren't weenies.
- >Cops quickly turn towards you and little sis.
- >Stand your ground with little sis.
- >"Release the hot knights, you dumbass thots!"
- >Little sis is too ballsy for her own good sometimes.
- >Also way too into dorks.
- >The cops look at eachother.
- >One pulls out a small black box.
- >"What're you gonna do with that?"
- >Cop shoots her with the strange thing.
- >Nonlethal electricity courses through her body.
- >By the way, she's a Thunderbird.
- >Cops get one look of oh shit in before they blast off.
- >Team Rocket would be triggered by the size of the explosion.
- >Like, how do they not have PTSD already???
- >Get blasted into the cutest knight in the herd.
- >It *is* a herd of knights, right?
- >Knight looks terrified.
- >Recover from daze of being slammed into his armor.
- >Look at the other knights.
- >They look scared too.
- >Check on sis.
- >She's Hyperactive from the extra electricity, but otherwise fine.
- >To avoid any shit knight armor-pants, you calmly ask the knights if they want to join you for dinner.
- >The knights seem up to it.
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