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  1. Paprika says, "Oh god."
  2. Thugbot #187 states, "I'm back honey"
  3. Paprika says, "The AI is one fucking pervy dude."
  4. Arrivals Alert System [145.9] states, "Krinn Seeskale has signed up as Mime."
  5. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  6. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  7. Miner Cyborg-345 [145.9] states, " Someone is building a Gigax"
  8. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  9. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  10. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  11. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "he's been opening the door for a while"
  12. Paprika leans on the wall, smirking.
  13. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "soo"
  14. Paprika exclaims, "Hopefully no more interruptions!"
  15. Nolan Field [145.9] says, "Ah hell"
  16. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "agreed"
  17. Nolan Field [145.9] says, "Kreiger went braindead when I put him in cryo."
  18. Nolan Field [145.9] says, "Krieger even."
  19. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Well, he's fixed."
  20. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] asks, "You neutered him?"
  21. Ashlyn Wolfe smirks "so, what do you want to talk about?"
  22. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Fitz my man, nom some anti toxin."
  23. Jerekor [145.9] says, "I'm no surgeon Rho."
  24. limpdick states, "WE BROUGHT YOU REFRESHMENTS"
  25. Paprika The blood that used to be on my armor, of course! A random assistant showed up to answer my plea for help...
  26. Nolan Field [145.9] asks, "Fitz, were you poisoned too?"
  27. Paprika says, "Oh my god."
  28. Fitz Osterweis [145.9] says, "I was but I am alright"
  29. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  30. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  31. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  32. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  33. Jerekor [145.9] says, "According to my computer. Probably radiation."
  34. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "rude"
  35. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  36. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  37. limpdick states, "THEY ARE A GIFT"
  38. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  39. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  40. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  41. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  42. *beep*
  43. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  44. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  45. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  46. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  47. Nolan Field [145.9] says, "I can swing by with some antitox."
  48. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  49. Fitz Osterweis [145.9] says, "I will come to you, dont worry."
  50. *beep*
  51. *---------*
  52. This is Paprika!
  53. She is wearing a blood-stained captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy!
  54. She is wearing Dermal Armour Patch on her head.
  55. She has a captain's satchel on her back.
  56. She has some captain's gloves on her hands.
  57. She has a security belt about her waist.
  58. She is wearing some brown shoes on her feet.
  59. She has HUDSunglasses covering her eyes.
  60. She is wearing Paprika's ID Card (Captain).
  61. *---------*
  62. Paprika says, "Wholly considering cutting the AI out of this airlock."
  63. Paprika SIGHS.
  64. Nolan Field [145.9] says, "I'm not able to do much anyway without a chemist or botanist, so I'm just doctoring for now."
  65. Ashlyn Wolfe smirks
  66. Paprika says, "Oh god I have blood on my uniform still."
  67. Paprika looks down in horror.
  68. Paprika says, "It's _my_ blood."
  69. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "wow"
  70. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "that's a lot of blood"
  71. ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
  72. Paprika says, "Which is.."
  73. Paprika says, "Oh"
  74. Paprika says, "My go"
  75. Paprika says, "I'm done"
  76. Ashlyn Wolfe asks, "you know nothing is happening here right?"
  77. The limpdick peeks through the wall intently
  78. Thugbot #187 looks at the girls through the peephole
  79. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  80. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  81. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  82. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  83. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  84. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  85. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  86. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  87. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  88. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  89. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  90. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  91. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  92. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  93. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  94. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  95. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  96. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  97. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "we werent going anywhere"
  98. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  99. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  100. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  101. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  102. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  103. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  104. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  105. limpdick states, "Just checking for harm"
  106. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  107. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  108. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  109. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  110. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  111. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  112. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  113. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  114. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  115. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  116. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  117. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  118. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on Thugbot #187!
  119. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  120. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  121. ÿThugbot #187 has fixed some of the dents on the limpdick!
  122. OOC: Terranaut: admin here stop griff
  123. OOC: Mat13295: nope
  124. OOC: Paprka: nah
  125. ÿ!Now adding plating...
  126. ÿ!You added the plating!
  127. OOC: RandomAcid: Thank gos
  128. OOC: RandomAcid: God even
  129. Nolan Field [145.9] asks, "Virologist here, would it be possible for me to get chemistry access?"
  130. *beep*
  131. Message from Paprika (Captain), "Where do youuu go? I was busy locking the borgs down." (Reply)
  132. Paprika waves a little.
  133. Ashlyn Wolfe smiles while waving back
  134. Paprika says, "You look good in mime paint, you know."
  135. The ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
  136. The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
  137. Ashlyn Wolfe smiles.
  138. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] says, " huh i thought i toogled my sensors on"
  139. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "and you look good in a uniform"
  140. Jerekor [145.9] says, "They might be. Dunno."
  141. Ashlyn Wolfe asks, "borgs locked?"
  142. Paprika says, "Yes just"
  143. Paprika says, "Until the AI releases them"
  144. Paprika says, "So yes"
  145. Paprika exclaims, "Moody!"
  146. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Update them with position and vitals, if you wouldn't mind."
  147. Timofei Superanskaia [145.9] exclaims, "If any cute girls would like to manage the embellishment of their modelling careers... stop by Genetics, and we will immortalize each genetic expe... clone we have to look just like you!"
  148. Paprika smudges the dried blood on her uniform
  149. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "so how did you get the blood on that"
  150. Miner Cyborg-345 [145.9] states, " Does anyone want to make a Jetpacj"
  151. Paprika says, "I was beaten to near-death by the old HoP and QM."
  152. Jerekor [145.9] asks, "Yo, why's atmos bolted?"
  153. Cybil Curtis [145.9] says, "AI, open up."
  154. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "evening"
  155. Paprika says, "Ugh what now."
  156. Cybil Curtis says, "...what."
  157. Nolan Field [145.9] asks, "Do we have a HOP?"
  158. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "just chatting"
  159. Paprika says, "WE'RE FUCKING CLEARLY"
  160. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] says, "Not anymore."
  161. Paprika says, "GO AWAY"
  162. Paprika :|
  163. Jerekor [145.9] says, "He died."
  164. Cybil Curtis sighs.
  165. Arrivals Alert System [145.9] states, "Dawson Jackson has signed up as Medical Doctor."
  166. Cybil Curtis says, "Fine."
  167. Cybil Curtis says, "Neither of you kill the other."
  168. Dawson Jackson [145.9] says, "Thank you AI"
  169. *beep*
  170. Ashlyn Wolfe laughs.
  171. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "that actually worked"
  172. *---------*
  173. This is Paprika!
  174. She is wearing a blood-stained captain's jumpsuit with a medal of captaincy!
  175. She is wearing Dermal Armour Patch on her head.
  176. She has a captain's satchel on her back.
  177. She has some captain's gloves on her hands.
  178. She has a security belt about her waist.
  179. She is wearing some brown shoes on her feet.
  180. She has HUDSunglasses covering her eyes.
  181. She is wearing Paprika's ID Card (Captain).
  182. *---------*
  183. Jerekor [145.9] exclaims, "Ashlyn, Legion, turn those sensors to max. You've already heard me safe a life with them once!"
  184. Paprika says, "Ugh now someone needs access"
  185. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "uh huh"
  186. Paprika says, "I have an awful job be right back gosh."
  187. Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns.
  188. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "right"
  189. Miner Cyborg-345 [145.9] states, " Is there anything we can do to help around the Station"
  190. Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
  191. Dawson Jackson [145.9] exclaims, "ITS DARK!"
  192. Fitz Osterweis [145.9] says, "Test"
  193. Dawson Jackson [145.9] exclaims, "OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!"
  194. Fitz Osterweis [145.9] says, "Test"
  195. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] asks, "Dawson where are you?"
  196. Jerekor [145.9] says, "He's in the central hallway."
  197. Dawson Jackson [145.9] says, "it was in escape, i spaced it"
  198. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Bravo man, a crew of heroes today."
  199. *beep*
  200. Message from Jerekor (Assistant), "There's a HONK chassis in maint next to robotics. Intentional?" (Reply)
  201. Timofei Superanskaia [Science] asks, "...Robotics?"
  202. Nolan Field [145.9] says, "Thanks Paprika"
  203. *beep*
  204. Message from Jerekor (Assistant), "Well, now you know it's there, so you can repurpose it or something I guess." (Reply)
  205. Paprika says, "HI"
  206. Paprika says, "I had a shower as well."
  207. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "hey"
  208. Paprika says, "UGH."
  209. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "a lot of distractions today"
  210. Jerekor [145.9] exclaims, "Walter. mate. Stop taking your ID off and max out those suit senors!"
  211. Paprika [145.9] says, "Crew, I'll be on my PDA."
  212. Ashlyn Wolfe slips her backpack under the bed
  213. Ashlyn Wolfe sighs.
  214. ÿPaprika has thrown the captain's headset.
  215. Ashlyn Wolfe asks, "want to have a nap?"
  216. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] says, " HoS"
  217. Paprika says, "Uh"
  218. Paprika says, "What"
  219. Fitz Osterweis [145.9] says, "Blessed."
  220. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] says, " HoP ain't at his desk, sadly."
  221. Ashlyn Wolfe slumps onto the bed
  222. Paprika blushes hard, concealing it terribly!
  223. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "aww"
  224. Paprika asks, "No more talking?"
  225. Miner Cyborg-345 [145.9] queries, " Does anyone how we use our new jetpack?"
  226. Fitz Osterweis [145.9] says, "HoP was a traitor, PDA the captain."
  227. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "well if you want to"
  228. Paprika says, "I'm not really the talking type, no."
  229. Walter Rothschild [145.9] says, " All maxed out"
  230. Paprika grins a little.
  231. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "neither am i"
  232. Ashlyn Wolfe lies onto the bed and beckons paprika over
  233. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] says, "Hull breach in Perma."
  234. Paprika says, "Ungh."
  235. Jerekor [145.9] says, "I recommend engineering gives sec the tools to fix it."
  236. You are now resting.
  237. Paprika stands at the foot of the bed, with a straight captain's posture!
  238. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] says, "I've got the know-how."
  239. Ashlyn Wolfe smirks
  240. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "take the helm captain"
  241. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Yo Blessed. H Legion, buddy, you're the only one here who's not maxed out."
  242. Jerekor [145.9] asks, "Crank the suit sensors, okay?"
  243. Paprika climbs into the bed next to the roboticist, her slightly damp uniform pressing against Ashlyn's side.
  244. Paprika says, "Oh god don't say things like that I'm going to laugh."
  245. OOC: Mat13295: gaaah new yahoomail layout is terrible
  246. Timofei Superanskaia [Medical] says, "...you can use a roller bed to move the monkey easier..."
  247. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] exclaims, " God damn it this was the second time i turned them on!"
  248. Dawson Jackson [Medical] says, "whatever"
  249. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Sure it was! At least they're all the way on this time."
  250. OOC: Paprka: Why do you use yahoo noooo
  251. Walter Rothschild [145.9] says, " FUck its dark in most of the station"
  252. Dawson Jackson [145.9] exclaims, "JANITOR! DO YOUR JOB!"
  253. OOC: Mat13295: first one i used and i can't be arsed to change
  254. Ashlyn Wolfe sighs.
  255. Dawson Jackson [145.9] exclaims, "HELP!"
  256. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "this is nice"
  257. Walter Rothschild [Security] says, "agent card back in evidence"
  258. Nolan Field [145.9] asks, "Dawson, you okay?"
  259. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "Noted."
  260. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] asks, "AI is this door fucked up?"
  261. Jerekor [145.9] asks, "Dawson, you're not on my list here. Location?"
  262. Walter Rothschild [Security] says, "No one showed up for HoPs service, only 2 borgs"
  263. Paprika pulls herself closer to Ashlyn's side.
  264. Walter Rothschild [Security] says, "one played amazing grace on his soundboard, it was beautiful"
  265. Jerekor [145.9] exclaims, "Shit, Krieger!"
  266. Paprika says, "Yes, on a shift it feels a little like I'm abandoning something though."
  267. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Starboard hallway is PROBABLY ON FIRE."
  268. Nolan Field [145.9] says, "Krieger was braindead last I saw him."
  269. Miranda Alders [145.9] says, " Sec gygax, other way"
  270. Jerekor [145.9] says, "He's down."
  271. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "we always end up abandoning this place anyway"
  272. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Krieger's in toxin storage. Basically dead."
  273. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Good stuff getting him out of there."
  274. Ashlyn Wolfe gives paprika a tight hug
  275. Fitz Osterweis [145.9] says, "A shame..."
  276. Nolan Field [145.9] asks, "Storage or mixing?"
  277. Jerekor [145.9] says, "He's dead in xenobio. Calvin, respond."
  278. Paprika feels her cheeks go a bit more warm at the affection.
  279. Miner Cyborg-345 [145.9] states, " I can go get hi,"
  280. Paprika says, "Gosh."
  281. Miner Cyborg-345 [145.9] states, " Him*"
  282. Wikipedia [145.9] states, "Lizard in perma"
  283. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] says, "Escape hall looks dark but fine."
  284. Wikipedia [145.9] declares, "Lizard in perma!"
  285. Fitz Osterweis [145.9] says, "We know."
  286. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Calvin's next to him."
  287. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] asks, "Should I kill it, AI?"
  288. Nolan Field [Medical] says, "I have no idea what I'm doing wrong here."
  289. Ashlyn Wolfe giggles.
  290. Walter Rothschild [Security] says, "I might raid mining to see if I can get some lamps"
  291. Dr. Rho Batniek [Security] asks, "Gunna go kill the moon-lizard. Any objections?"
  292. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Calvin, respond buddy."
  293. Paprika says, "Taking the helm is not my thing either. Oh my god. I'm an awful captain."
  294. Nolan Field [Medical] says, "I've practically drowned the subject with orange juice but somehow the disease went remissive and then returned stranger than ever."
  295. Fitz Osterweis [145.9] asks, "Calvin?"
  296. Walter Rothschild [Security] exclaims, "wait for us to watch!"
  297. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "That seems rather unecessary."
  298. Ashlyn Wolfe smirks
  299. Nolan Field [Medical] says, "Stronger I mean"
  300. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Calvin Chaisson. In xenobio."
  301. Walter Rothschild [Security] says, "maybe we should set up a spectacle in escape for the crew to view"
  302. Jerekor [145.9] says, "He's next to krieger, who's now an unknown."
  303. Wikipedia [145.9] states, "Kill the lizard"
  304. Walter Rothschild [Security] says, "gladiator style"
  305. Timofei Superanskaia [Medical] asks, "...hell... antibodies work?"
  306. Walter Rothschild [Security] says, "Space Gladiators"
  307. Nolan Field [Medical] says, "Antibodies would, but no one would have them yet."
  308. Walter Rothschild [Security] says, "would make a tonne of space cash"
  309. Ashlyn Wolfe one of her fingers slides down paprikas thighs
  310. Fitz Osterweis [Security] says, "Just make sure no one escapes."
  311. Wikipedia [145.9] states, "You should take Jake to medbay"
  312. Paprika freezes up, shivering a bit.
  313. Nolan Field [Medical] says, "This is a simple cold, I'd hate to see something worse."
  314. Paprika says, "Oh god."
  315. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "Well, Rho kind of took care of the lizard already."
  316. Timofei Superanskaia [Medical] asks, "...preemptive, aggressive immunisation?"
  317. Ashlyn Wolfe smiles.
  318. Dr. Rho Batniek [Security] asks, "He's mostly alive. Should I fix it?"
  319. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Calvin say something."
  320. Fitz Osterweis [Security] asks, "Who is critical in perma?"
  321. Nolan Field [Medical] says, "I need antibodies for a vaccine."
  322. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "Rho beat the lizard nearly to death."
  323. Miner Cyborg-345 [145.9] queries, " Where was he last spotted?"
  324. Nolan Field [Medical] says, "At least I can pride myself on not having let everything out into the station."
  325. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "Personally, I would have kept it alive..."
  326. Walter Rothschild [Security] asks, "hey how come we don't like lizards?"
  327. Paprika says, "Fuck."
  328. Paprika exclaims, "More!"
  329. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Primary tool storage."
  330. Paprika says, "God damn."
  331. Ashlyn Wolfe her fingers moves toward paprikas pants as she whispers "let's see how much i can make you shiver~"
  332. Fitz Osterweis [Security] says, "Rho did it, not us."
  333. Fitz Osterweis [Security] says, "I have nothing against Lizards."
  334. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Krieger's body isn't on my list."
  335. Paprika moans softly, attempting to stifle it.
  336. Paprika says, "OH GOD"
  337. Jerekor [145.9] says, "Unknown dead in space."
  338. Paprika says, "NOT AGAIN"
  339. Timofei Superanskaia [145.9] says, "Lots of blood in Research."
  340. Paprika says, "AI YOU CHUCKLEFUCK"
  341. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "The lizard got back up."
  342. Jerekor [145.9] says, "North west edge, for space unknown."
  343. Ashlyn Wolfe rolls her eyes
  344. Dr. Rho Batniek [Security] says, "I only half murdered him."
  345. Jerekor [145.9] exclaims, "Calvin, you are not proving to be very innocent!"
  346. Walter Rothschild [Security] says, "lets make a space zoo in escape"
  347. Jerekor [145.9] exclaims, "Say something!"
  348. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "Okay, guys, let's not beat the lizard."
  349. Paprika says, "Fuck just"
  350. Fitz Osterweis [Security] says, "Warden, your mech is ready come pick it up"
  351. Timofei Superanskaia [145.9] exclaims, "MONKEY #&$ IS DANGEROUS!!!!!"
  352. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "cut the camera"
  353. Arrivals Alert System [145.9] states, "Jessica Sinnow has signed up as Security Officer."
  354. Timofei Superanskaia [145.9] exclaims, "MONKEY 374 IS DANGEROUS!!!!"
  355. Nolan Field [145.9] asks, "What?"
  356. Paprika says, "UGH I DON'T HAVE TOOLS"
  357. Paprika says, "I CAN'T EVEN"
  358. Paprika says, "UGH"
  359. Paprika says, "THE WORST THING"
  360. Jessica Sinnow [Security] says, "Hiya."
  361. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "I'm at robotics."
  362. Fitz Osterweis [Security] says, "Message Blessed"
  363. Paprika slams the lock button and pounces Ashlyn.
  364. Ashlyn Wolfe exclaims, "woah!"
  365. OOC: SmellyHippie: a
  366. Poly [Engineering] yells, "OH GOD ITS FREE CALL THE SHUTTLE"
  367. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "so where were we"
  368. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "ah yesss"
  369. Ashlyn Wolfe slips her fingers down paprikas pants and starts to rub paprikas fluffy lips
  370. Paprika leans down on top of the roboticist, her moist lips planting a kiss on the girl's neck.
  371. Paprika says, "UGH AIRLOCKS"
  372. *beep*
  373. Message from Jerekor (Assistant), "USE A CONDOM OR DENTAL DAM, OKAY?" (Reply)
  374. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "..."
  375. Timofei Superanskaia [Medical] says, "Emergency Appendicitis. Report, please..."
  376. Paprika says, "Oh god who is messaging you really"
  377. Dr. Rho Batniek [Medical] says, "I can perform."
  378. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "everybody knows anyway"
  379. Ashlyn Wolfe sighs.
  380. Paprika says, "Yeah fuck I don't even care anymore"
  381. Paprika looks down at the hand in her pants.
  382. Dr. Rho Batniek [Medical] says, "Delayed, hold on"
  383. Paprika asks, "You gonna do anything with that?"
  384. Ashlyn Wolfe grins.
  385. Dr. Rho Batniek asks, "You okay Cap?"
  386. Paprika says, "WHO WANTS TO BE DEMOTED"
  387. Paprika says, "YOU DOOOOO"
  388. Dr. Rho Batniek says, "WHAT"
  389. Dr. Rho Batniek says, "AI TOLD Me"
  390. Dr. Rho Batniek says, "SOMETHING WAS WRONG"
  391. Ashlyn Wolfe exclaims, "wreck his shit!"
  392. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "damn ai..."
  393. Paprika says, "So good."
  394. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] says, " do toogle the lights"
  395. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] says, " no one likes a stompy mech hiding in the dark scaring people."
  396. *beep*
  397. ÿPaprika has thrown the light bulb.
  398. ÿlight bulb shatters.
  399. Paprika says, "Turn your suit sensors on and your PDA light off."
  400. Paprika >:[
  401. Ashlyn Wolfe nods.
  402. You are now getting up.
  403. You are now resting.
  404. Paprika exclaims, "I normally don't like doing this in the dark, but! I'd rather not have the AI keep throwing a fit!"
  405. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "right"
  406. Paprika says, "So a quick one, then."
  407. Ashlyn Wolfe asks, "now you were asking about my hand?"
  408. Paprika griiins.
  409. Paprika says, "Yes."
  410. Paprika exclaims, "Back in my pants already!"
  411. Cybil Curtis [Security] asks, "So. How long until something on the station explodes?"
  412. Ashlyn Wolfe quickly slips her fingers into paprikas lips
  413. Paprika says, "We can't be space lesbians if you're not going to at least exert more effort here, roboticist."
  414. Walter Rothschild [Security] asks, "How was she capt?"
  415. Paprika shivers, arching her back and moaning loudly.
  416. Dr. Rho Batniek [Security] says, "Kfhfhfhfh"
  417. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "Oh man..."
  418. Paprika [Security] says, "GO DIE ALL OF YOU"
  419. Paprika says, "GO DIE ALL OF YOU"
  420. OOC: SmellyHippie: this erp is getting too hot for me its time for bed
  421. Dr. Rho Batniek [Security] says, "KFHFHFHHFHFH"
  422. OOC: Paprka: >:D
  423. OOC: Mat13295: ic ooc
  424. OOC: Paprka: ICK IN OCK BRO
  425. Paprika says, "MY SIDES"
  426. Paprika says, "TAKE ME NOW GYGAX"
  427. Cybil Curtis says, "Whoops."
  428. Paprika says, "HAHAHAHAHAH"
  429. Miranda Alders [145.9] asks, " AI, could you let me in here for something ?"
  430. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "what"
  431. OOC: Ragolution: MUH AMMERSEINS
  432. Cybil Curtis says, "Er."
  433. Paprika says, "I CAN'T"
  434. Cybil Curtis says, "...there..."
  435. Cybil Curtis says, "There's an atmospherics alarm in here."
  436. Cybil Curtis says, "Just...checking..."
  437. Paprika GLARES.
  438. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "suuuure you are...."
  439. Paprika says, "You just wanted to see if I'd leave my sunglasses on."
  440. Paprika says, "WELL I'M GOING TO. FUCK OFF."
  441. Cybil Curtis says, "I'll...I'll go now."
  442. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "anyway..."
  443. Cybil Curtis [Security] says, "Goddamn it, captain..."
  444. Dr. Rho Batniek [Security] says, "Kfffhahahah"
  445. Paprika looks down at the hand that is still in her pants.
  446. Ashlyn Wolfe places her fingers back and starts to slide inwards
  447. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] says, " Anyway, i can produce pretty much anything at RnD"
  448. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] says, "Make me donuts."
  449. Paprika says, "This is a fucking awkward posi-- Agh fuck oh god"
  450. Walter Rothschild [145.9] says, " Man this station is quiet"
  451. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] says, " Unfortunately i can't do that."
  452. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] says, "WORST"
  453. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] says, "R&D"
  454. Walter Rothschild [145.9] says, " All I see is beefed up security walkin around"
  455. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] says, "EVER"
  456. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] says, " Science is useless if it can't make donuts </3."
  457. Miranda Alders [145.9] says, " I'll make donuts soon"
  458. Dr. Rho Batniek [145.9] says, "Make muffins instead."
  459. Blessed H. Legionare [145.9] says, " Blame me for all their weapons. BLAME MEEEEE"
  460. Timofei Superanskaia [145.9] says, "The monkey is hiding... saving up his wrath..."
  461. Ashlyn Wolfe grins as she increases the speed of her movements
  462. Paprika leans down into the roboticist, her lips pressed against Ashlyn's bare neck.
  463. Cybil Curtis [145.9] says, "The mining cyborg and I killed the monkey. I don't know where the cyborg dragged it off to, though."
  464. Miranda Alders [145.9] asks, " AI, could you please turn the bar lights off?"
  465. Ashlyn Wolfe says, "you know..."
  466.  
  467. Central Command Update
  468.  
  469. Attention Crew,
  470. this is Admiral DeGaulle.
  471. Your station is currently orbiting through an unexplored sector of space.
  472. First field research makes us assume that at locations with a lot of focussed human emotion - such as during sexual intercourse - corgi puppies appear out of thin air.
  473. DeGaulle over and out.
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