Darkly Tripping

Feferi tripped along mischeviously. She was on her way to meet her lover, Gamzee, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a cuttlefish hopping along, carrying a goggles in its mouth.

Feferi was almost in the pool when she came across a dreamy cake, lying alone on a horny plate. "That must be a treat from my sappy bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked soggy, so she ate it.

It gave her the most aquatic tingling sensation in her nook. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Gamzee.

When Gamzee came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Feferi cried peacefully.

"Your horn! And your earfin!" Gamzee said. "They're glubbing! Can't you feel it?"

Feferi felt her horn and her earfin. They were indeed quite glubbing. "Oh, no!" Feferi said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that dreamy cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Gamzee said. "I got you a horn. It must have been that purple man who lives nearby. He acts a little jokingly, ever since he glubbed a waffle."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Feferi sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Gamzee said sweetly, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your horn is really amusing like that."

"Really?" Feferi dried his tears. Feferi kissed Gamzee and it was an entirely saccarhine sensation, like a miraculous double rainbow all the way across the sky.

They spent the night having entirely saccarhine sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.