Generate-a-Grump: Battle Kid Stories

“jerry wrestled bears for a lonely young hedgehog wasn’t know! i don’t know him! he’s saying music, and the murder. the term! i’m plant! cuz fuck, i touched a car the rewards them. they say, ‘no, my emotions with the purple plants makes me work! GOD FUCKING GOD DAMMIT”
“register to voting close!”
“gerrymandering politics work! GOD FUCKING GOD DAMMIT”
“i was a lonely you can considerissive- control the term! i’m doing? what is for a living, but when i coulda just been hanging it down the street and he spent a couple FUC- GOD-”
“why did he hed- DAMMIT”
“mark mistakenly ordered me nine pizzas. i have to be on it. kind of a considerissive- control the police and i saying, ‘no, three more my emotions with the united states! register to vote! at your local supermark mistakenly ordered me nine pizzas. i was wanted to open up here’s the hidden temple when i was wanted that’s got-”
“as a couple FUC- GOD- I- I. AM. NOT OKAY.”
“radical reAAAGH”
“jerry wrestled bears for a living, i have to say, i am very religious.’ and ham. and she’s got-”
“this battle is he doing? what’s not dAMMIT”
“register not been hangin’ okay, isn’t sure if i shows of all time. it was a citizen of stress”
“register to vote! at your country, at least.”
“my mom is happy with the power! as a citizen of the united states! register to vote in general. so he wasn’t know what i’m plants make me worse! at your local supermarket for really enjoy pizza, but it’s it goin?’’ and i said, ‘wouldn’t know much about however, i just really goin?’ and even care! because, he just shot ‘im in the bud, they say, i mean the psychiatrist and that i’m doing, but when i opened them up, it wanna share my emotions with the murder. the police and ham. and i refuted i had anything the fate of the power! as a child i dAAAGH! DAMN BULL SHIT! RED PLANT, THIS IS SOME… [ross complaint but y’know, UUUUGHH”
“legends of the united states! register now at you can control the fate of your country, at least.”
“my dad real card. it will save to open up when i was walking down the sonic their vote in a vote! aah! haah! FUUUCK! i made it was a lonely you stANDING ABOVE THE GODDAMN PLANT, BLUE PLANT MONSTER! but how politicians always make me feel uncomfortable when i walk towards care! because i really like a good feel uncomfortable was one of my favorite shows of all time. i asked him, ‘wait. wait. wait. then i opened the electoral car model! i was pineapple and ham. and i’ve on it. kinda disappointed to be only spent his profession to golfing. he wasn’t like a guy named jesus. i asked him, ‘no, three more minutes, y’know? right? i’m getting a noise complaint but i don’t know what? i don’t sure if i should keeping! this is my art, and i’m playing music on the bud, three more minutes, at least story, how’s it goin’t happy with the hidden temple when i opened the purple plants make me feel uncomfortable when i walk towards card. it was a citizen of all time. i always wanted to there’s the term! i’m getting close, TO BEATING THE GOD DAMMIT”
“my dad really goin?’’ and the electoral car model! i was walking booth! you have to point that you can control the fate of your country, at least.”
“i was caught murdering music right now. butt! it woulda just really going okay,’ okay,’ but he said, ‘no, three more minutes, at your local dmv! so that either. the fate of a considerissive- continuations with the bud, they say! that either. he just shot ‘im in the bud, they say ‘it’s not dAMMIT”
“radical republicans real. i having music on the hedgehog in them up, it was a lonely young hedgehog in the power! as a citizen of the united states! register to vote! at your local dmv! so that your named jesus. i always wanted you have a god damn close, TO BEATING THE GODDAMN BULLSHIT FUCK”
“my mom’s a nice because this is my art, and she’s not really enjoy pizzas. i was a living, but i don’t know him! he’s not even care! because i really going my cool in situations of all time. i always get their vote in a voting booth! you have to point but he wasn’t sure if i showed up when i showed up here? he coulda been fine! nip it in the sonic the name profession of the last some ice cream, and he street and that is he doing music on who’s not stopping!"