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- Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
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- Player Snapshot
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- > moon
- January 13, 2018 - Boozember 5
- Ronald: full moon
- Grimace: first quarter
- Mini-moon: behind Grimace
- Feast of Boris: 2 days
- Yuletide: 7 days
- Festival of Jarlsberg: 12 days
- Valentine's Day: 23 days
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 30 days
- Oyster Egg Day: 37 days
- El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 45 days
- Generic Summer Holiday: 54 days
- Dependence Day: 63 days
- Arrrbor Day: 71 days
- Labór Day: 81 days
- Halloween: 91 days
- Mysticism bonus today (not tomorrow).
- > status
- Name: Arbos
- Class: Seal Clubber
- Lv: 12
- HP: 1001 / 1,001
- MP: 60 / 734
- Mus: 296 (143), tnp = 78
- Mys: 257 (90), tnp = 2
- Mox: 306 (89), tnp = 42
- Advs: 85
- Meat: 7,806
- Full: 0 / 15
- Drunk: 0 / 14
- Spleen: 0 / 15
- > equipment
- Hat: reinforced beaded headband
- Weapon: oversized pipe
- Off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- Shirt: (none)
- Pants: (none)
- Back: protonic accelerator pack
- Acc. 1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- Acc. 2: meteorthopedic shoes
- Acc. 3: tiny plastic golden gundam
- Pet: Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
- Item: li'l unicorn costume
- > skills
- Uncategorized
- - 20/20 Vision
- - 5-D Earning Potential
- - Abs of Tin
- - Alien Source Code
- - Astute Angler
- - Awesome Balls of Fire
- - Bend Hell
- - Bow-Legged Swagger
- - CLEESH
- - Calculate the Universe
- - Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau
- - Chronic Indigestion
- - Communism!
- - Conjure Relaxing Campfire
- - Creepy Lullaby
- - Deep Dark Visions
- - Disintegrate
- - Drescher's Annoying Noise
- - Eggsplosion
- - Eldritch Intellect
- - Eternal Flame
- - Evoke Eldritch Horror
- - Fifteen Minutes of Flame
- - Gingerbread Mob Hit
- - Grease Lightning
- - Inappropriate Backrub
- - Incredible Self-Esteem
- - Licorice Rope
- - Marginally Insane
- - Master of the Surprising Fist
- - Maximum Chill
- - Meteor Lore
- - Mudbath
- - Natural Born Scrabbler
- - Object Quasi-Permanence
- - Psychokinetic Hug
- - Quantum Movement
- - Raise Backup Dancer
- - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
- - Request Sandwich
- - Shattering Punch
- - Shivering Monkey Technique
- - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- - Slimy Shoulders
- - Slimy Sinews
- - Slimy Synapses
- - Snokebomb
- - Snowclone
- - Speluck
- - Stack Lumps
- - Steely-Eyed Squint
- - Sweet Synthesis
- - Thrift and Grift
- - Transcendent Olfaction
- - Walberg's Dim Bulb
- Seal Clubber
- - Audacity of the Otter
- - Batter Up!
- - Blubber Up
- - Buoyancy of the Beluga
- - Cavalcade of Fury
- - Claws of the Walrus
- - Clobber
- - Club Foot
- - Cold Shoulder
- - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
- - Fortitude of the Muskox
- - Furious Wallop
- - Harpoon!
- - Hibernate
- - Hide of the Walrus
- - Ire of the Orca
- - Lunge Smack
- - Lunging Thrust-Smack
- - Musk of the Moose
- - Northern Explosion
- - Northern Exposure
- - Precision of the Penguin
- - Pride of the Puffin
- - Pulverize
- - Rage of the Reindeer
- - Scowl of the Auk
- - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- - Seething of the Snow Leopard
- - Silent Hunter
- - Snarl of the Timberwolf
- - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
- - Thirst of the Weasel
- - Thrust-Smack
- - Tongue of the Walrus
- - Wrath of the Wolverine
- Turtle Tamer
- - Amphibian Sympathy
- - Armorcraftiness
- - Astral Shell
- - Blessing of She-Who-Was
- - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
- - Blessing of the War Snapper
- - Butts of Steel
- - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
- - Empathy of the Newt
- - Ghostly Shell
- - Headbutt
- - Hero of the Half-Shell
- - Kneebutt
- - Patience of the Tortoise
- - Patient Smile
- - Pizza Lover
- - Quiet Determination
- - Reptilian Fortitude
- - Shell Up
- - Shieldbutt
- - Skin of the Leatherback
- - Spectral Snapper
- - Spiky Shell
- - Spirit Boon
- - Spirit Snap
- - Spirit Vacation
- - Stiff Upper Lip
- - Summon Leviatuga
- - Tao of the Terrapin
- - Tenacity of the Snapper
- - Testudinal Teachings
- - The Long View
- - Toss
- - Turtle Power
- - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
- Pastamancer
- - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
- - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
- - Bind Lasagmbie
- - Bind Penne Dreadful
- - Bind Spaghetti Elemental
- - Bind Spice Ghost
- - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
- - Bind Vampieroghi
- - Bind Vermincelli
- - Bringing Up the Rear
- - Cannelloni Cannon
- - Cannelloni Cocoon
- - Entangling Noodles
- - Fearful Fettucini
- - Flavour of Magic
- - Lasagna Bandages
- - Leash of Linguini
- - Manicotti Meditation
- - Pastamastery
- - Quiet Judgement
- - Ravioli Shurikens
- - Shield of the Pastalord
- - Spaghetti Spear
- - Spirit of Ravioli
- - Spirit of Rigatoni
- - Springy Fusilli
- - Stuffed Mortar Shell
- - Subtle and Quick to Anger
- - Tempuramancy
- - Thrall Unit Tactics
- - Tolerance of the Kitchen
- - Transcendent Al Dente
- - Transcendental Noodlecraft
- - Utensil Twist
- - Weapon of the Pastalord
- - Wizard Squint
- Sauceror
- - Advanced Saucecrafting
- - Antibiotic Saucesphere
- - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
- - Curse of Marinara
- - Curse of Vichyssoise
- - Curse of Weaksauce
- - Curse of the Thousand Islands
- - Deep Saucery
- - Diminished Gag Reflex
- - Elemental Saucesphere
- - Expert Panhandling
- - Icy Glare
- - Impetuous Sauciness
- - Inner Sauce
- - Intrinsic Spiciness
- - Irrepressible Spunk
- - Itchy Curse Finger
- - Jalapeño Saucesphere
- - Master Saucier
- - Salsaball
- - Sauce Contemplation
- - Sauce Monocle
- - Saucecicle
- - Saucegeyser
- - Saucemaven
- - Saucestorm
- - Saucy Salve
- - Scarysauce
- - Silent Treatment
- - Simmer
- - Soul Saucery
- - Stream of Sauce
- - The Way of Sauce
- - Wave of Sauce
- - Wry Smile
- Disco Bandit
- - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
- - Adventurer of Leisure
- - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
- - Deft Hands
- - Disco Aerobics
- - Disco Bravado
- - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
- - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
- - Disco Dance of Doom
- - Disco Eye-Poke
- - Disco Face Stab
- - Disco Fever
- - Disco Greed
- - Disco Inferno
- - Disco Leer
- - Disco Nap
- - Disco Shank
- - Disco Smirk
- - Disco State of Mind
- - Flashy Dancer
- - Frantic Gyrations
- - Heart of Polyester
- - Knife in the Dark
- - Mad Looting Skillz
- - Nimble Fingers
- - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
- - Salacious Cocktailcrafting
- - Sensitive Fingers
- - Silent Knife
- - Smooth Movement
- - Suckerpunch
- - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
- - Tango of Terror
- - That's Not a Knife
- - Tricky Knifework
- Accordion Thief
- - Accordion Appreciation
- - Accordion Bash
- - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- - Bawdy Refrain
- - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
- - Cadenza
- - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- - Chorale of Companionship
- - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
- - Concerto de los Muertos
- - Cone of Zydeco
- - Crab Claw Technique
- - Dirge of Dreadfulness
- - Dissonant Riff
- - Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- - Elron's Explosive Etude
- - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- - Five Finger Discount
- - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
- - Knowing Smile
- - Mariachi Memory
- - Master Accordion Master Thief
- - Moxie of the Mariachi
- - Prelude of Precision
- - Quiet Desperation
- - Sing
- - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
- - Sticky Fingers
- - Suspicious Gaze
- - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
- - The Moxious Madrigal
- - The Ode to Booze
- - The Polka of Plenty
- - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
- - The Psalm of Pointiness
- - The Sonata of Sneakiness
- - Thief Among the Honorable
- - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- Conditional
- - KGB tranquilizer dart
- - Shoot Ghost
- - Spirit of Bacon Grease
- - Spirit of Cayenne
- - Spirit of Garlic
- - Spirit of Nothing
- - Spirit of Peppermint
- - Spirit of Wormwood
- - Trap Ghost
- Ed
- - Mild Curse
- Gnome Trainer
- - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
- - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
- - Gnomish Hardigness
- - Powers of Observatiogn
- - Torso Awaregness
- > effects
- 2 of 4 AT buffs active.
- ? Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (3)
- Elemental Saucesphere (3)
- Musk of the Moose (3)
- Reptilian Fortitude (3)
- Scarysauce (3)
- Spiky Shell (3)
- Tenacity of the Snapper (3)
- Blubbered Up (8)
- Disco Fever (8)
- Ghostly Shell (8)
- Starry-Eyed (10)
- Total Protonic Reversal (10)
- Empathy (11)
- Leash of Linguini (11)
- On the Trail [Bob Racecar] (11)
- Astral Shell (13)
- Springy Fusilli (13)
- Walberg's Dim Bulb (13)
- ? Patient Smile (16)
- Pride of the Puffin (18)
- ? Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (18)
- Rage of the Reindeer (19)
- Brother Corsican's Blessing (20)
- Winklered (20)
- Drescher's Annoying Noise (23)
- Driving Obnoxiously (23)
- Puzzle Champ (25)
- Patience of the Tortoise (26)
- Seal Clubbing Frenzy (26)
- A View to Some Meat (50)
- Goldentongue (50)
- Punch Another Day (50)
- The Living Hitpoints (50)
- Thunderspell (50)
- Become Intensely interested (63)
- Baited Hook (67)
- meat.enh (100)
- Quantum of Moxie (150)
- familiar.enq (200)
- items.enh (200)
- Spirit of Peppermint (?)
- > modifiers
- ML: +53
- Enc: +10.00%
- Init: +180.00%
- Exp: +12.36
- Meat: +280.00%
- Item: +105.00%
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- Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
- You acquire an item: stuffed Cheshire bitten
- Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
- You acquire an item: stuffed Cheshire bitten
- Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
- Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
- You acquire an item: stuffed key
- Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
- You acquire an item: giant designer sunglasses
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- add to closet: 1 worthless gewgaw
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless trinket
- take from closet: 1 worthless gewgaw
- You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
- trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
- You acquire ten-leaf clover (2)
- Use 2 ten-leaf clover
- You acquire disassembled clover (2)
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
- You acquire tequila grenade (2)
- You acquire an item: molotov cocktail cocktail
- familiar Space Jellyfish (42 lbs)
- Visiting the Swimmy Little Fishes and Such
- Encounter: Approach the Jellyfish
- Took choice 1219/1: Harvest Jelly
- choice.php?whichchoice=1219&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: sea jelly
- Took choice 1219/1: unknown
- choice.php?whichchoice=1219&option=1
- familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
- cast 1 Communism!
- custom outfit Backup
- > FarFuture.ash version 1.0.8
- use 1 Time-Spinner
- [450] Time-Spinner
- Took choice 1195/4: (secret choice)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=4
- Encounter: The Far Future
- Encounter: The Far Future
- Took choice 1199/1: Concern
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/2: Take the flute
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/4: Use the Replicator
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/2: "Gin, Kardashian, Shot"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In your Quarters
- You acquire an item: Shot of Kardashian Gin
- Took choice 1199/6: Go to the Bridge
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/6: Speak with the alien
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/2: "Warleader Arbos of the Concern"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/1: "This will be your last mistake."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/1: "Yeah, well, Concern!"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/8: Enter the Turbolift
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=8
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Turbolift
- Took choice 1199/7: Go to the Holofloor
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/3: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/3: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/3: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/5: Enter the Turbolift
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Turbolift
- Took choice 1199/4: Go to the Bridge
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/6: Sit at the Weapons Console
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/1: Fire a Warning Shot
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/4: Don't Fire
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/4: Speak to Chief Uhura
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/1: "Will you please hail the alien vessel?"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/2: "You best turn around, for your own health."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- > Mission successful, earning two medals.
- > You've earned 716 medals so far.
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1290 Mafia: 18388
- > This is day 3.
- > Turns played: 449 current adventures: 85
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- Took choice 1104/1: Shake the tree
- choice.php?whichchoice=1104&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: cuppa Obscuri tea
- You acquire an item: cuppa Impregnabili tea
- You acquire an item: cuppa Twen tea
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
- wham.php?visit=1
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
- wham.php?visit=2
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
- wham.php?visit=3
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
- wham.php?ask=1&visit=3
- wham.php?visit=4
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
- wham.php?visit=5
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
- wham.php?ask=1&visit=5
- wham.php?visit=6
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
- wham.php?ask=1&visit=6
- wham.php?accuse=9&visit=9
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Solved the case in 59 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars.
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
- wham.php?visit=1
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
- wham.php?visit=2
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
- wham.php?ask=1&visit=2
- wham.php?accuse=8&visit=8
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Solved the case in 21 minutes, earning 9 bonus dollars.
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
- wham.php?visit=1
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
- wham.php?visit=2
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
- wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=2
- wham.php?accuse=4&visit=4
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Solved the case in 21 minutes, earning 9 bonus dollars.
- trading 10 cop dollars for 1 shoe gum
- You acquire an item: shoe gum
- > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
- equip shirt astral shirt
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > We did not initialize the briefcase this ascension, we can not care
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
- > Crank power!!
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer1
- You acquire exploding cigar (3)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer2
- You acquire exploding cigar (3)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
- You acquire an item: golden gun
- You acquire golden gum (3)
- You acquire an item: tiny plastic golden gundam
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- You acquire an item: improved martini
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- You acquire an item: improved martini
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- You acquire an item: improved martini
- cast 1 That's Not a Knife
- You acquire an item: soap knife
- add to closet: 1 soap knife
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
- drink 1 hacked gibson
- You gain 24 Adventures
- You gain 52 Beefiness
- You gain 49 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 43 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You gain 4 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
- > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 15.0 Exp Bonus: 15.170833333333333
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 998/1107, MP: 10/829
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 73 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=town_horsery
- Took choice 1266/2: Rent This Horse
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1266&option=2
- use 1 portable pantogram
- Took choice 1270/1: (secret choice)
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1270&option=1&m=1&e=2&s1=-1%2C0&s2=-2%2C0&s3=-1%2C0
- familiar Intergnat (57 lbs)
- use 1 mumming trunk
- Took choice 1271/3: Saint Patrick
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=3
- Costume 3 applied to Intergnat
- familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
- familiar Hobo Monkey (41 lbs)
- use 1 mumming trunk
- Took choice 1271/1: The Captain
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=1
- Costume 1 applied to Hobo Monkey
- familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
- familiar XO Skeleton (51 lbs)
- use 1 mumming trunk
- Took choice 1271/2: Beelzebub
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=2
- Costume 2 applied to XO Skeleton
- familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
- use 1 January's Garbage Tote
- Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1275&option=4
- You acquire an item: wad of used tape
- familiar XO Skeleton (51 lbs)
- Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
- > Generating Floundry Locations for the session...
- > Pre Adventure at none done, beep.
- [450] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
- Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
- Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1222&option=1
- [450] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
- Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- Took choice 1223/1: Fight the Enforcer
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1223&option=1
- Encounter: LOV Enforcer
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: LOV Enforcer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 48 attack power.
- Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 48 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 59 damage.
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage.
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 5 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 50 damage.
- Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 49 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 50 damage.
- Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: LOV Enforcer takes 53 damage.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 40 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 63 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 32 Roguishness
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Took choice 1224/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=1
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
- You acquire an item: LOV Eardigan
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- Took choice 1225/1: Fight the Engineer
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=1
- Encounter: LOV Engineer
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: LOV Engineer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 45 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 46 defense.
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 23 damage.
- Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 130 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 9 damage.
- Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 72 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 9 damage.
- Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 77 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 6 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 62 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Took choice 1226/2: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=2
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
- You acquire an effect: Open Heart Surgery (50)
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- Took choice 1227/1: Fight the Equivocator
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=1
- Encounter: LOV Equivocator
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: LOV Equivocator takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: LOV Equivocator
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 43 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 44 defense.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 16 damage.
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 5 damage.
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 82 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 6 damage.
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 100 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 7 damage.
- Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: LOV Equivocator takes 70 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
- Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when both BeefyPunk and BearBeast complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 56 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Took choice 1228/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=1
- You acquire an item: LOV Enamorang
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
- You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
- You acquire an item: coconut shell
- You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
- You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
- You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
- cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
- You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
- cast 1 Pastamastery
- You acquire dry noodles (5)
- cast 1 Request Sandwich
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 36 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 82 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 83 defense.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 23 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 8 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 16 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 159 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 171 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when FuzzyBear taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 56 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 64 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 33 Roguishness
- cast 1 Request Sandwich
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 16.03333333333333
- > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 295.9223618302983
- > HP: 1110/1110, MP: 653/829
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 73 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip pants pantogram pants
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 82 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 84 defense.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 124 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 131 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 141 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when PunkQueen taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 60 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 50 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your skull.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- After Battle: You gain 95 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 27 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
- cast 1 Request Sandwich
- You acquire an item: P.B.L.T.
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.05
- > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 295.9223618302983
- > HP: 1144/1144, MP: 686/810
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 77 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 80 defense.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 119 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 16 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 154 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 170 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when you and AuburnPaul totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 44 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- After Battle: You gain 92 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 25 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.05
- > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 295.9223618302983
- > HP: 1144/1144, MP: 719/810
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 73 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 77 defense.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 117 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 167 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 192 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled AwesomeArmadillo the Tipsy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- After Battle: You gain 68 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 33 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.05
- > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 295.9223618302983
- > HP: 1144/1144, MP: 707/810
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 70 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 72 defense.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 145 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 172 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you armwrestled Mariah the Positive. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- You acquire an item: meteoreo
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 12 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 66 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- After Battle: You gain 79 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.05
- > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 297.39520528262574
- > HP: 1144/1144, MP: 763/810
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Found option for Numberology: 69 (adventures3)
- cast 1 Calculate the Universe
- numberology 69
- You gain 3 Adventures
- Visiting a Science Tent
- Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
- Took choice 1201/3: Great!
- choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=3
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
- Visiting a Science Tent
- Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
- Took choice 1201/1: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
- choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=1
- [450] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
- Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghblrgsssshhsssggggrrggl
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [450] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghblrgsssshhsssggggrrggl
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 8 damage.
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 2 damage.
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 76 damage.
- Round 3: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 69 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 28 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 61 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 7 damage.
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 63 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 6 damage.
- Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 53 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 65 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your knee.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
- You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
- You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 81 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 58 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- drink 5 Sacramento wine
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 37 Beefiness
- You gain 25 Enchantedness
- You gain 22 Cheek
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 36 Strongness
- You gain 16 Enchantedness
- You gain 13 Cheek
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 21 Fortitude
- You gain 26 Enchantedness
- You gain 28 Cheek
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 36 Strongness
- You gain 21 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 28 Sarcasm
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- You gain 6 Adventures
- You gain 41 Muscleboundness
- You gain 25 Mysteriousness
- You gain 22 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
- drink 1 hacked gibson
- You gain 24 Adventures
- You gain 77 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain 46 Enchantedness
- You gain 42 Smarm
- You gain 4 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 1)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 740/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 2)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 740/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 3)
- Encounter: sabre-toothed lime
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 54 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: twist of lime
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 750/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 4)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 750/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 5)
- Encounter: The First Chest Isn't the Deepest.
- Took choice 690/2: Skip to 8th chamber, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=690&option=2&pwd
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 750/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 8)
- Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
- Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 750/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 9)
- Encounter: dodecapede
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when Chicken James taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 46 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: clutch of dodecapede eggs
- After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 725/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 10)
- Encounter: Second Chest
- Took choice 691/2: Skip to 13th chamber, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=691&option=2&pwd
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 725/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 13)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 725/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 14)
- Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
- Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 725/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 15)
- Encounter: The Final Reward
- Took choice 689/1: Get fat loot token
- choice.php?whichchoice=689&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: fat loot token
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
- > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 745/778
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 22 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 287 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: ice rice
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you and Super Autumn totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 34 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 342.39520528262574
- > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 692/818
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 24 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
- Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 255 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when Doctor Mad taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 342.39520528262574
- > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 691/818
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 24 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 213 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and KetchupDancer totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 63 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 342.39520528262574
- > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 752/818
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 207 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both MarmosetBarbarian and MeatWarrior complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 342.39520528262574
- > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 750/818
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 198 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 222 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: training legwarmers
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and ParticularSarah and Captain Wanted won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 13 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your giblets.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
- > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 807/818
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 179 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 185 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
- > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 789/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 189 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 173 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin nasal spray
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 53 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.456250000000004
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
- > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 824/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 100 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- mcd 0
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 23 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 178 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 170 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: ice rice
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled WackyKid. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 13 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
- > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- place.php?whichplace=snojo&action=snojo_controller
- Took choice 1118/1: muscle training
- choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=1&pwd
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 154 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 162 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when both Insane Giles and Doctor Booger complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 60 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
- > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 824/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 26 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 203 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 158 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when MustardWarrior bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: insanely spicy bean burrito
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your nipple.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 28 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
- > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting insanely spicy bean burrito into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 insanely spicy bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 38 --> 48
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- Harvesting your garden
- You acquire cornucopia (5)
- > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
- use 1 cornucopia
- You acquire an item: raw green beans
- You acquire an item: raw potato
- You acquire an item: raw bread
- You acquire an item: raw gravy
- You acquire an item: raw stuffing
- You acquire cashew (2)
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
- > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
- use 1 cornucopia
- You acquire an item: raw turkey
- You acquire an item: raw mincemeat
- You acquire an item: raw gravy
- You acquire cashew (4)
- trading 3 cashews for 1 stuffing fluffer
- You acquire an item: stuffing fluffer
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
- > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
- use 1 stuffing fluffer
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
- > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
- > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
- > Meat Drop: 280.0 Item Drop: 323.86425061104575
- > HP: 1049/1049, MP: 804/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the orchard.
- You lose an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (0)
- You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
- equip hat training helmet
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Hatching Chamber done, beep.
- [451] The Hatching Chamber
- Encounter: larval filthworm
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 1: larval filthworm takes 7 damage.
- Round 1: larval filthworm takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: larval filthworm takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts HUGS AND KISSES!!
- You acquire an item: filthworm hatchling scent gland
- Round 2: larval filthworm drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: larval filthworm drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and LankyCaroline totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 56 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 53 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 215 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 61 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 39 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.69375
- > Meat Drop: 370.0 Item Drop: 423.86425061104575
- > HP: 1119/1119, MP: 792/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- buy 5 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 235 Meat
- You acquire wad of dough (5)
- buy 5 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 330 Meat
- You acquire soda water (5)
- [451] Cook 5 wad of dough + 5 soda water
- You acquire loaf of soda bread (5)
- Crafting used 5 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting 5 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
- > Compressed 5 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 11 --> 42
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the orchard.
- use 1 filthworm hatchling scent gland
- You acquire an effect: Filthworm Larva Stench (10)
- equip hat training helmet
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Feeding Chamber done, beep.
- [451] The Feeding Chamber
- Encounter: filthworm drone
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts HUGS AND KISSES!!
- You acquire an item: filthworm drone scent gland
- Round 2: filthworm drone drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: filthworm drone drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts GINGERBREAD MOB HIT!
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you armwrestled CoolAgent. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 291 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 49 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 18 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.78125
- > Meat Drop: 370.0 Item Drop: 423.86425061104575
- > HP: 1119/1119, MP: 746/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the orchard.
- use 1 filthworm drone scent gland
- You acquire an effect: Filthworm Drone Stench (10)
- equip hat training helmet
- trading 20 BACON for 1 viral video
- You acquire an item: viral video
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Royal Guard Chamber done, beep.
- [451] The Royal Guard Chamber
- Encounter: filthworm royal guard
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts DISINTEGRATE!
- You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (100)
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you and FettuciniDankThug totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 14 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 526 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: filthworm royal guard scent gland
- After Battle: You gain 61 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 8 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(451): Starting with 168 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.868750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 370.0 Item Drop: 425.3295878967653
- > HP: 1122/1122, MP: 570/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 99
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the orchard.
- use 1 filthworm royal guard scent gland
- You acquire an effect: Filthworm Guard Stench (10)
- familiar Hobo Monkey (51 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Filthworm Queen's Chamber done, beep.
- [452] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber
- Encounter: the queen filthworm
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: queen filthworm drops 27 attack power.
- Round 2: queen filthworm drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 92 Meat.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: queen filthworm takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: queen filthworm drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: queen filthworm drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: queen filthworm takes 161 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: queen filthworm takes 193 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Void Kayla. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- You gain 7206 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- You acquire an item: heart of the filthworm queen
- After Battle: You gain 53 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 21 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(452): Starting with 167 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 29.043750000000003
- > Meat Drop: 639.9271928232702 Item Drop: 280.0
- > HP: 1162/1162, MP: 556/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- buy 2 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 94 Meat
- You acquire wad of dough (2)
- buy 2 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 132 Meat
- You acquire soda water (2)
- [453] Cook 2 wad of dough + 2 soda water
- You acquire loaf of soda bread (2)
- Crafting used 2 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting 2 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
- > Compressed 2 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 42 --> 53
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
- Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
- You gain 4,787 Meat
- > Turn(452): Starting with 167 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 29.043750000000003
- > Meat Drop: 609.9271928232702 Item Drop: 260.0
- > HP: 1052/1052, MP: 556/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
- > Found completed Orchard (Nuns Trick - Gland) (12)
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- familiar Intergnat (67 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [453] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 27 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 224 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 208 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and BearTurtle totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
- You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
- You acquire an item: hippy protest button
- You acquire an item: oversized pipe
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 53 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
- 16 hippies defeated; 80 down, 920 left.
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(453): Starting with 166 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
- > HP: 1052/1052, MP: 492/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 97
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [454] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR War Hippy Sky Captain
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 28 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 26 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 12 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 173 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 172 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when both Kaitlyn the Developed and BeefKing the Lion complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: pink clay bead
- You acquire an item: ferret bait
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 53 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
- 16 hippies defeated; 96 down, 904 left.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(454): Starting with 165 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
- > HP: 1052/1052, MP: 495/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 96
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [455] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Baker AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 27 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 12 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 183 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella bites your foe on the leg and shakes them violently, as Saint Patrick was famous for doing all the time.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 173 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled MariachiSeal the Barbarian. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- You acquire an item: oversized pipe
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 92 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 56 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- 16 hippies defeated; 112 down, 888 left.
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(455): Starting with 164 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
- > HP: 1052/1052, MP: 588/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 95
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [456] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G. AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 28 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 26 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 12 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 170 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella bites your foe on the arm and shakes them violently, as Saint Patrick was famous for doing all the time.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 173 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when you and Davey the Fierce took turns doing benchpresses with Lanky Jocelyn's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: pink clay bead
- You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
- You acquire an item: wicker shield
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 108 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 64 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
- 16 hippies defeated; 128 down, 872 left.
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(456): Starting with 163 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
- > HP: 1058/1058, MP: 682/824
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [457] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 26 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when both PastaEvidence the Inebriated and WonderFighter complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Disraeli's Twenty-eighth Law of Love says an object at the airport tends to stay at the airport!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
- 16 hippies defeated; 144 down, 856 left.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1 hit point
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(457): Starting with 162 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
- > HP: 1058/1058, MP: 665/832
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 93
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [458] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Rigger NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 27 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 22 damage.
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger takes 22 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 23 damage.
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 23 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 39 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 39 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 181 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 41 damage.
- Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 41 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when EthnicNeed taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
- You acquire an item: hippy protest button
- You acquire an item: wicker shield
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 50 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- 16 hippies defeated; 160 down, 840 left.
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(458): Starting with 161 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
- > HP: 1058/1058, MP: 593/832
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 92
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [459] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Shaman NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 29 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 25 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 27 damage.
- Round 2: War Hippy Shaman takes 27 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 25 damage.
- Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 25 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 41 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 41 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 188 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 36 damage.
- Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 36 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: Gaia beads
- You acquire an item: communications windchimes
- You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 65 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
- 16 hippies defeated; 176 down, 824 left.
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(459): Starting with 160 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
- > HP: 813/813, MP: 599/689
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 91
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [460] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 167 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella chomps your foe on the torso and refuses to let go. That's that famous Saint Patrick tenacity at work.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman takes 213 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and PimpMeatSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
- You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 77 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 61 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
- 16 hippies defeated; 192 down, 808 left.
- The Nunnery is now accessible in this uniform!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(460): Starting with 159 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
- > HP: 813/813, MP: 649/689
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 90
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- cast 1 Disco Leer
- You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
- You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (0)
- cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
- You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10)
- use 1 patent avarice tonic
- You acquire an effect: Patent Avarice (30)
- mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22white+chocolate+chips%22
- mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22crazy+little+Turkish+delight%22
- mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fruitfilm%22
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 440.0
- familiar Hobo Monkey (51 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [461] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 85 Meat.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 152 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 159 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled Admiral Auburn. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 2 lb. Hobo Monkey
- After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 7,629 Meat; 7,629 recovered, 92,371 left to recover.
- You gain 15 Meat.
- You acquire an item: brigand brittle
- After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 7629 Average: 7629
- > Turn(461): Starting with 158 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 713.5826074310139 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 819/819, MP: 612/689
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 89
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 713.5826074310139
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [462] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 8 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 68 Meat.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 122 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 133 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when you and WhiskeyGuy the Goblin took turns doing benchpresses with OmegaThief's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 3 lb. Hobo Monkey
- After Battle: Captain Linus distracts your opponent with his left hand while punching the Meat out of their pockets with the other. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 6,614 Meat; 14,243 recovered, 85,757 left to recover.
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 52 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 14243 Average: 7121
- > Turn(462): Starting with 157 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 717.2269646764964 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 819/819, MP: 617/689
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 88
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 717.2269646764964
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [463] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 69 Meat.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 131 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 131 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- After Battle: Captain Linus distracts your opponent with his left hand while punching the Meat out of their pockets with the other. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 8,834 Meat; 23,077 recovered, 76,923 left to recover.
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 23077 Average: 7692
- use 1 stone wool
- You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [464] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: Fitting In
- Took choice 582/1: mysticality substats, skip adventure or gain 3 adventures
- choice.php?whichchoice=582&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: Such Great Heights
- You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
- Took choice 579/3: gain 3 adventures
- choice.php?whichchoice=579&option=3&pwd
- You gain 3 Adventures
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (3)
- You acquire an effect: Baited Hook (3)
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (3)
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (3)
- You acquire an effect: Patent Avarice (3)
- You acquire an effect: Brother Corsican's Blessing (3)
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (3)
- You acquire an effect: Goldentongue (3)
- You acquire an effect: Become Intensely interested (0)
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (0)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(463): Starting with 159 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 22.6625
- > Meat Drop: 717.2269646764964 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 819/819, MP: 544/689
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 87
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 717.2269646764964
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [464] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 8 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 7 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 70 Meat.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 130 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 137 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when both CheeseDunstan and Dunstan the Wonderful complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
- After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 8,286 Meat; 31,363 recovered, 68,637 left to recover.
- You gain 14 Meat.
- You acquire an item: brigand brittle
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 31363 Average: 7840
- > Turn(464): Starting with 158 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 717.2269646764964 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 819/819, MP: 542/689
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 86
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 717.2269646764964
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [465] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 57 Meat.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 175 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 176 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 4 lb. Hobo Monkey
- After Battle: Captain Linus emits an enthusiastic "Arrrr," grabs a shovel, and digs up some extra Meat for you. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 8,164 Meat; 39,527 recovered, 60,473 left to recover.
- You gain 14 Meat.
- You acquire an item: brigand brittle
- After Battle: You gain 54 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
- Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Kitchen.
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 39527 Average: 7905
- > Turn(465): Starting with 157 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 720.8605760695394 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 819/819, MP: 541/689
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 85
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 110 hit points
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Kitchen
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- familiar Intergnat (67 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- [466] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: The Icewoman WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 30 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 30 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when FusilliHarold taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
- You acquire an item: frigid derringer
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually molecular love!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 61 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(465): Starting with 157 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 25.402500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 470.0 Item Drop: 399.7042008431048
- > HP: 929/929, MP: 501/689
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 85
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 440.0
- familiar Hobo Monkey (54 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [466] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 7 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 136 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 88 Meat.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 187 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Captain Linus rubs his hands together gleefully, thinking about all the Meat he's gonna carve off your foe. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 8,504 Meat; 48,031 recovered, 51,969 left to recover.
- You gain 11 Meat.
- You acquire an item: brigand brittle
- After Battle: You gain 57 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 48031 Average: 8005
- > Turn(466): Starting with 156 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 720.8605760695394 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 822/822, MP: 493/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 91 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 84
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 720.8605760695394
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [467] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 89 Meat.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 130 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 135 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 5 lb. Hobo Monkey
- After Battle: Captain Linus rubs his hands together gleefully, thinking about all the Meat he's gonna carve off your foe. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 7,182 Meat; 55,213 recovered, 44,787 left to recover.
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 55213 Average: 7887
- > Turn(467): Starting with 155 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 21.34375
- > Meat Drop: 724.4837387624884 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 822/822, MP: 497/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 83
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 724.4837387624884
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [468] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 172 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 183 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when Mustard Ariana gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: CSA cheerfulness ration
- After Battle: Captain Linus distracts your opponent with his left hand while punching the Meat out of their pockets with the other. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 8,500 Meat; 63,713 recovered, 36,287 left to recover.
- You gain 13 Meat.
- You acquire an item: brigand brittle
- After Battle: You gain 45 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 63713 Average: 7964
- > Turn(468): Starting with 154 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
- > Meat Drop: 724.4837387624884 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 822/822, MP: 449/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 82
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 724.4837387624884
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [469] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 54 Meat.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 220 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 235 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you armwrestled WackyQueen the Spectacular. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Captain Linus emits an enthusiastic "Arrrr," grabs a shovel, and digs up some extra Meat for you. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 7,296 Meat; 71,009 recovered, 28,991 left to recover.
- You gain 12 Meat.
- You acquire an item: brigand brittle
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 71009 Average: 7889
- > Turn(469): Starting with 153 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
- > Meat Drop: 684.4837387624884 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 822/822, MP: 444/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 81
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- concert 2
- You acquire an effect: Winklered (20)
- > Meat drop to start: 724.4837387624884
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [470] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 83 Meat.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 205 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 182 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you and BisonStinkyBoy took turns doing benchpresses with CheeseWoman's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
- After Battle: Captain Linus distracts your opponent with his left hand while punching the Meat out of their pockets with the other. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 7,395 Meat; 78,404 recovered, 21,596 left to recover.
- You gain 10 Meat.
- You acquire an item: brigand brittle
- After Battle: You gain 45 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 78404 Average: 7840
- > Turn(470): Starting with 152 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
- > Meat Drop: 664.4837387624884 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 822/822, MP: 414/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 80
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- cast 1 Disco Leer
- You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
- cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
- You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10)
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 724.4837387624884
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [471] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 23 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 21 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 160 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 3 damage.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 5 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 146 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 90 Meat.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 6 lb. Hobo Monkey
- After Battle: Captain Linus rubs his hands together gleefully, thinking about all the Meat he's gonna carve off your foe. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 9,267 Meat; 87,671 recovered, 12,329 left to recover.
- You gain 10 Meat.
- You acquire an item: brigand brittle
- After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 87671 Average: 7970
- > Turn(471): Starting with 151 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
- > Meat Drop: 728.0967364599086 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 822/822, MP: 360/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 79
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 728.0967364599086
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [472] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 23 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 21 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 211 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 90 Meat.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 189 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when both TurnWoman and CheesyDancer complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 7,047 Meat; 94,718 recovered, 5,282 left to recover.
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 94718 Average: 7893
- > Turn(472): Starting with 150 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
- > Meat Drop: 728.0967364599086 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 825/825, MP: 356/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 78
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Themthar Nuns!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Meat drop to start: 728.0967364599086
- > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
- [473] The Themthar Hills
- Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 83 Meat.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 171 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 231 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Captain Linus emits an enthusiastic "Arrrr," grabs a shovel, and digs up some extra Meat for you. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- The nuns take 8,570 Meat; 100,000 recovered, 0 left to recover.
- You gain 14 Meat.
- You acquire an item: brigand brittle
- After Battle: You gain 42 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Cur Meat: 100000 Average: 7692
- > Turn(473): Starting with 149 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
- > Meat Drop: 728.0967364599086 Item Drop: 255.0
- > HP: 825/825, MP: 312/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 77
- > Found completed Nuns (12)
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- familiar Intergnat (67 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [474] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 18 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 206 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella bites your foe on the arm and shakes them violently, as Saint Patrick was famous for doing all the time.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 206 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when MeatZane gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: sangria
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: pink clay bead
- You acquire an item: ferret bait
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 121 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella roars like a savage beast, straining against his Saint Patrick costume. It's very inspiring! (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
- 32 hippies defeated; 224 down, 776 left.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(474): Starting with 148 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 24.43881578947368
- > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 349.8428952755446
- > HP: 825/825, MP: 438/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 55 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 76
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [475] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Rigger WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 18 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 18 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Haskell's Fifth Law of Quantum color says an object in a hole tends to stay in a hole!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
- 32 hippies defeated; 256 down, 744 left.
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(475): Starting with 147 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 22.62631578947368
- > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 351.38093031466053
- > HP: 825/825, MP: 445/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [476] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 175 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 160 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 defense.
- You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 185 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you armwrestled CheesyKid. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: didgeridooka
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 46 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
- 32 hippies defeated; 288 down, 712 left.
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(476): Starting with 146 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 22.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 351.38093031466053
- > HP: 825/825, MP: 415/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 74
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- familiar XO Skeleton (44 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [477] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Baker
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 23 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 188 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 198 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled FluffyRachel. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
- You acquire an item: oversized pipe
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
- 32 hippies defeated; 320 down, 680 left.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(477): Starting with 145 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 345.1934955049954
- > HP: 825/825, MP: 455/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 73
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [478] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 282 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your solar plexus.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: pink clay bead
- You acquire an item: communications windchimes
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
- After Battle: You gain 50 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- 32 hippies defeated; 352 down, 648 left.
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(478): Starting with 144 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 345.1934955049954
- > HP: 828/828, MP: 403/694
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 72
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [479] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 22 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 227 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and FusilliFighter totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 43 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
- You acquire an item: hippy protest button
- You acquire an item: oversized pipe
- You acquire an item: wicker shield
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
- 32 hippies defeated; 384 down, 616 left.
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(479): Starting with 143 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 345.1934955049954
- > HP: 828/828, MP: 451/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 71
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [480] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 22 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 21 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 198 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 237 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled DankLord. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
- You acquire an item: hippy protest button
- You acquire an item: wicker shield
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
- 32 hippies defeated; 416 down, 584 left.
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(480): Starting with 142 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 828/828, MP: 469/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 70
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [481] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 211 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 221 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: pink clay bead
- You acquire an item: wicker shield
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
- 32 hippies defeated; 448 down, 552 left.
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(481): Starting with 141 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 828/828, MP: 423/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 69
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [482] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 218 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 218 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when you and LeopardMage and MustardWhatever won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: pink clay bead
- You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
- You acquire an item: oversized pipe
- After Battle: You gain 45 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
- 32 hippies defeated; 480 down, 520 left.
- The Farm is now accessible in this uniform!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(482): Starting with 140 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 828/828, MP: 467/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [483] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Green Ops Soldier takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Green Ops Soldier takes 250 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
- You acquire an effect: Toad In The Hole (1)
- You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
- Round 6: You lose 414 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Green Ops Soldier takes 213 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 207 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 49 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your neck.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: green clay bead
- You acquire an item: gas balloon
- You acquire an item: gas balloon
- You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
- 32 hippies defeated; 512 down, 488 left.
- Keep your eyes open for Slow Talkin' Elliot!
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 546 hit points
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(483): Starting with 139 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 828/828, MP: 426/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [484] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 24 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 21 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 179 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 179 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: cigar box turtle
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: green clay bead
- You acquire an item: communications windchimes
- You acquire an item: communications windchimes
- You acquire an item: communications windchimes
- After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- 32 hippies defeated; 544 down, 456 left.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(484): Starting with 138 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 828/828, MP: 458/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 66
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [485] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Fire Spinner
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 213 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 257 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you and NoodleGarrett totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your ankle.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
- After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
- 32 hippies defeated; 576 down, 424 left.
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(485): Starting with 137 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 831/831, MP: 451/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 65
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [486] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 216 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 214 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: moose thought
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: pink clay bead
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
- 32 hippies defeated; 608 down, 392 left.
- Keep your eyes open for Neil!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(486): Starting with 136 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 831/831, MP: 428/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 64
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [487] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Fire Spinner
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 208 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 282 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you and CrazyLord totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 43 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: fire poi
- After Battle: You gain 54 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- 32 hippies defeated; 640 down, 360 left.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(487): Starting with 135 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 831/831, MP: 472/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 63
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [488] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 209 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 275 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you and Ed the Slippery took turns doing benchpresses with FoodBeast's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: pink clay bead
- You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds an inner tube for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
- 32 hippies defeated; 672 down, 328 left.
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(488): Starting with 134 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 831/831, MP: 425/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 62
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [489] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 12 damage.
- Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 155 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 199 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: jug of baconstone juice
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: didgeridooka
- You acquire an item: gas balloon
- After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- 32 hippies defeated; 704 down, 296 left.
- Keep your eyes open for Zim Merman!
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(489): Starting with 133 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 831/831, MP: 413/699
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 61
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [490] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 25 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 255 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when InsaneStinkyMage bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: Cool Brunch Pastaco
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your shoulder.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Gaia beads
- You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
- You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
- You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
- 32 hippies defeated; 736 down, 264 left.
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(490): Starting with 132 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 831/831, MP: 390/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 60
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [491] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 22 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 190 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 202 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your knee.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
- After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- 32 hippies defeated; 768 down, 232 left.
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(491): Starting with 131 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 831/831, MP: 349/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 59
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [492] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 22 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 21 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 187 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 187 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and PunkAgent the Warthog and Countess Omega won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: communications windchimes
- You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- 32 hippies defeated; 800 down, 200 left.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(492): Starting with 130 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 380/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 58
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [493] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 22 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 214 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 219 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you and Captain Stinky took turns doing benchpresses with ChickenManny's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: didgeridooka
- You acquire an item: tube of dread wax
- After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
- 32 hippies defeated; 832 down, 168 left.
- Keep your eyes open for the C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative!
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(493): Starting with 129 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 346/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 57
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [494] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 270 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when FoodTurkeyTurtle taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your leg.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: pink clay bead
- You acquire an item: oversized pipe
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- 32 hippies defeated; 864 down, 136 left.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(494): Starting with 128 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 349/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 56
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [495] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 26 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 200 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
- You acquire an item: flowing hippy skirt
- You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
- After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
- 32 hippies defeated; 896 down, 104 left.
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(495): Starting with 127 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 352/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 55
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [496] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 23 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 21 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 184 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 213 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: seal-brain elixir
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
- You acquire an item: filthy poultice
- You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- 32 hippies defeated; 928 down, 72 left.
- Keep your eyes open for the Glass of Orange Juice!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(496): Starting with 126 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 363/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 54
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [497] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 262 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when GreatDancer gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: Psychotic Train wine
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 45 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your throat.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: fire poi
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- 32 hippies defeated; 960 down, 40 left.
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(497): Starting with 125 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 414/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 53
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [498] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 202 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 204 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and GreatWarrior totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: fire poi
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
- 32 hippies defeated; 992 down, 8 left.
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing the wars.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting dimes.
- outfit War Hippy Fatigues
- trading 1 PADL Phone for 2 dimes
- You acquire 2 dimes
- custom outfit Backup
- > Getting quarters.
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- trading 9 pink clay beads for 9 quarters
- You acquire 9 quarters
- custom outfit Backup
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- trading 3 green clay beads for 15 quarters
- You acquire 15 quarters
- custom outfit Backup
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- trading 7 sets of communications windchimes for 14 quarters
- You acquire 14 quarters
- custom outfit Backup
- outfit War Hippy Fatigues
- trading 2 dimes for 1 filthy poultice
- You acquire an item: filthy poultice
- custom outfit Backup
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- trading 16 quarters for 8 gauze garters
- You acquire gauze garter (8)
- custom outfit Backup
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- trading 20 quarters for 4 commemorative war steins
- You acquire commemorative war stein (4)
- custom outfit Backup
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- trading 2 quarters for 1 gauze garter
- You acquire an item: gauze garter
- custom outfit Backup
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Let's fight the boss!
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)... (3) accesses required.
- [499] Frat House
- Encounter: The Big Wisniewski
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [499] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: The Big Wisniewski
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: The Big Wisniewski drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 29 attack power.
- Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 26 defense.
- Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: The Big Wisniewski takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: The Big Wisniewski takes 182 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: The Big Wisniewski takes 188 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
- Round 7: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: The Big Wisniewski takes 258 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: The Big Wisniewski takes 282 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
- Round 9: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: The Big Wisniewski takes 218 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 10: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
- Round 10: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: The Big Wisniewski takes 224 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 11: The Big Wisniewski drops 13 attack power.
- Round 11: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
- Round 11: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 12: The Big Wisniewski takes 238 damage.
- Round 12: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 12: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
- Round 12: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
- Round 12: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 13: The Big Wisniewski takes 258 damage.
- Round 13: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 13: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
- Round 13: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
- Round 13: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 14: The Big Wisniewski takes 263 damage.
- Round 14: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 14: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 attack power.
- Round 14: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
- Round 14: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when both Chief Mariachi and CoolSloth complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 48 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: solid gold bowling ball
- After Battle: You gain 194 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 69 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 67 Cheek
- War finished: hippies defeated
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- You acquire an item: Iron Beta of Industry
- > Turn(499): Starting with 123 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 279.24349662087934
- > HP: 543/543, MP: 308/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 51
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 0
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [500] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Blooper
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: Blooper drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
- Round 4: Blooper drops 2 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Blooper takes 340 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: oil of expertise
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 15 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 48 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(500): Starting with 122 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 221/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 50
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 3
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [501] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Blooper
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Blooper takes 324 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when MajesticAlvin taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(501): Starting with 121 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 207/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 6
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [502] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Koopa Troopa
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Koopa Troopa drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Koopa Troopa drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Koopa Troopa drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Koopa Troopa drops 1 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Koopa Troopa takes 289 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when AmazingAgent bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: tomato
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your shoulder.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: green pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: black pixel
- After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(502): Starting with 120 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 217/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 48
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 7
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [503] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Blooper
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Blooper takes 299 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when Insane Carl gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: hell in a bucket
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(503): Starting with 119 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 174/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 47
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 10
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [504] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Zol
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Zol drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Zol drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Zol drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Zol drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Zol takes 286 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled SealArianna. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: green pixel
- You acquire an item: green pixel
- You acquire an item: green pixel
- After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(504): Starting with 118 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 221/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 46
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 10
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [505] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Keese
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Keese drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Keese drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Keese drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Keese drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Keese takes 364 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: scrap metal
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: blue pixel
- You acquire an item: blue pixel
- You acquire an item: blue pixel
- After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(505): Starting with 117 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 269/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 45
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 10
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [506] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Buzzy Beetle
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Buzzy Beetle drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Buzzy Beetle drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Buzzy Beetle drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Buzzy Beetle drops 1 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- weremoose spit is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
- Round 4: Buzzy Beetle takes 291 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: weremoose spit
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: red pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: black pixel
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(506): Starting with 116 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 255/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 44
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- > Getting white pixels: Have 12
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [507] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Buzzy Beetle
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Buzzy Beetle drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Buzzy Beetle drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Buzzy Beetle drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Buzzy Beetle drops 1 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Buzzy Beetle takes 291 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you armwrestled PizzaMaker. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your arm.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: red pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: black pixel
- After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(507): Starting with 115 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 278/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 43
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- > Getting white pixels: Have 14
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [508] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Keese
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Keese drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Keese drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Keese drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Keese drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Keese takes 348 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when both BoogerGuy the Amazing and PorkLady complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: blue pixel
- You acquire an item: blue pixel
- You acquire an item: blue pixel
- After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(508): Starting with 114 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 224/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 42
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 14
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [509] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Blooper
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Blooper takes 325 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you and RumGuy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 2 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(509): Starting with 113 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 251/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 41
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 17
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [510] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Blooper
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Blooper takes 295 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled Captain Gibbon. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(510): Starting with 112 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 259/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 40
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 20
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [511] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Blooper
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Blooper takes 357 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: groupie spangles
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 2 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(511): Starting with 111 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 620/620, MP: 241/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 39
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 23
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [512] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Blooper
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Blooper takes 291 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and ModernPastaBaby took turns doing benchpresses with MarchMaiden's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(512): Starting with 110 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 620/620, MP: 279/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 38
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 26
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [513] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Blooper
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Blooper takes 294 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you and UncannyHamster the Barbarian totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your eye.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(513): Starting with 109 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 620/620, MP: 224/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 37
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Getting white pixels: Have 29
- equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
- > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
- [514] 8-Bit Realm
- Encounter: Blooper
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
- Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
- Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Blooper takes 361 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when both MythicElla and WonderKitten complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- You acquire an item: white pixel
- After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(514): Starting with 108 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
- > HP: 620/620, MP: 260/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 36
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > You have the latest use_for_items.txt. Will not check again today.
- [515] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=1
- You lose 3 Adventures
- You spent 500 Meat
- You gain 144 Muscleboundness
- You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- [518] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Took choice 793/4: gift shop
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=4
- Visiting The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop
- trading 1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip for 1 UV-resistant compass
- You acquire an item: UV-resistant compass
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1290 Mafia: 18388
- > This is day 3.
- > Turns played: 517 current adventures: 105
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- > Turn(517): Starting with 105 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 645/645, MP: 263/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 33
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- use 1 blood of the Wereseal
- You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 100
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 100
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [518] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: cactuary
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: cactuary drops 18 attack power.
- Round 2: cactuary drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: cactuary takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: cactuary drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: cactuary drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: cactuary takes 281 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 288 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: cactus fruit
- You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
- You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (10)
- Paranormal activity reported at The Overgrown Lot.
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 209 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(518): Starting with 104 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 873/873, MP: 214/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 9
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 32
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Overgrown Lot
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- > Pre Adventure at The Overgrown Lot done, beep.
- [519] The Overgrown Lot
- Encounter: the ghost of Oily McBindle
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 24 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: swindleblossom
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you and PastaBarbarian and TurkeyCougar won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
- You acquire an item: haunted bindle
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 45 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(518): Starting with 104 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 10.2125
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 873/873, MP: 235/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 9
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 32
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 98
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 98
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [519] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 331 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 367 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: centipede eggs
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(519): Starting with 103 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 873/873, MP: 273/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 8
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 31
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 96
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 96
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [520] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: swarm of fire ants
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 296 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 129 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ant agonist
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(520): Starting with 102 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 828/828, MP: 266/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 7
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 30
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 94
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 94
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [521] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: plaque of locusts
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 336 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 67 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I guess this is the spot?
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(521): Starting with 101 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 877/877, MP: 240/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 6
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 29
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 92
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 92
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [522] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: plaque of locusts
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 18 attack power.
- Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 294 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 59 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
- You acquire an item: bronzed locust
- After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(522): Starting with 100 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 877/877, MP: 246/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 5
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 90
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 90
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [523] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- Took choice 805/1: Whoops.
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
- > We've found the gnome!! Sightseeing pamphlets for everyone!
- > Turn(522): Starting with 100 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 877/877, MP: 246/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 5
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 90
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 90
- > Worm riding: 0
- buy 1 can of black paint for 950 each from The Black Market
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire an item: can of black paint
- > Returning the Can of Black Paint
- Talking to Gnasir
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- Took choice 805/1: "What was it you wanted, again?"
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- Took choice 805/2: "I brought some black paint for your door."
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- You acquire an item: desert sightseeing pamphlet
- Took choice 805/1: "No, that's all."
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
- use 1 desert sightseeing pamphlet
- > Turn(522): Starting with 100 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 877/877, MP: 246/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 5
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 75
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 75
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [523] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: rock scorpion
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: rock scorpion takes 322 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 502 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: scorpion whip
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(523): Starting with 99 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 830/830, MP: 241/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 4
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 27
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 73
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 73
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [524] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 289 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 445 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(524): Starting with 98 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 877/877, MP: 287/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 3
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 26
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 71
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 71
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [525] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: rock scorpion
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: rock scorpion takes 288 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 633 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(525): Starting with 97 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 877/877, MP: 302/318
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 2
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 25
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 69
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 69
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [526] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: cactuary
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: cactuary drops 18 attack power.
- Round 2: cactuary drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: cactuary takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: cactuary drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: cactuary drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: cactuary takes 320 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 288 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: cactus fruit
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
- You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(526): Starting with 96 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 830/830, MP: 282/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 1
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 24
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > expectedOasis: 8
- > equivProgress: 16
- > need: 67
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 67
- > Worm riding: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [527] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: rock scorpion
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: rock scorpion takes 290 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 540 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(527): Starting with 95 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 693/693, MP: 288/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 23
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Getting some ultrahydrated, I suppose. Desert left: 65
- > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
- [528] The Oasis
- Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
- You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(528): Starting with 94 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 693/693, MP: 251/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 5
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 22
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- use 1 blood of the Wereseal
- You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
- > expectedOasis: 7
- > equivProgress: 14
- > need: 65
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 65
- > Worm riding: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [529] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: swarm of fire ants
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 353 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 132 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
- You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 89 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(529): Starting with 93 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
- > HP: 830/830, MP: 279/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 4
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 21
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- > expectedOasis: 7
- > equivProgress: 14
- > need: 63
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 63
- > Worm riding: 4
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [530] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: swarm of fire ants
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 328 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 16 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 129 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ant agonist
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 3 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(530): Starting with 92 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 881/881, MP: 269/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 3
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 20
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > expectedOasis: 7
- > equivProgress: 14
- > need: 61
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 61
- > Worm riding: 4
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [531] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: cactuary
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: cactuary drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: cactuary drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: cactuary takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: cactuary drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: cactuary drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: cactuary takes 361 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 251 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: cactus fruit
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I wonder what happened to the other IX.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(531): Starting with 91 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 881/881, MP: 260/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 2
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 19
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > expectedOasis: 7
- > equivProgress: 14
- > need: 59
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 59
- > Worm riding: 4
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [532] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: cactuary
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: cactuary drops 18 attack power.
- Round 2: cactuary drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: cactuary takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: cactuary drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: cactuary drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: cactuary takes 275 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 280 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(532): Starting with 90 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 306/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 1
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 18
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > expectedOasis: 7
- > equivProgress: 14
- > need: 57
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 57
- > Worm riding: 7
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [533] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: rock scorpion
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: rock scorpion takes 282 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your solar plexus.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 529 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 26 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(533): Starting with 89 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 881/881, MP: 241/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 17
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Getting some ultrahydrated, I suppose. Desert left: 55
- > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
- [534] The Oasis
- Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
- You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(534): Starting with 88 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 881/881, MP: 261/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 5
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 16
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > expectedOasis: 6
- > equivProgress: 12
- > need: 55
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 55
- > Worm riding: 7
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [535] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: plaque of locusts
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 282 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 75 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bronzed locust
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
- You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(535): Starting with 87 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 301/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 4
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 15
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > expectedOasis: 6
- > equivProgress: 12
- > need: 53
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 53
- > Worm riding: 9
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [536] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: rock scorpion
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: rock scorpion takes 284 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 491 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
- You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(536): Starting with 86 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 881/881, MP: 282/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 3
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 14
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > expectedOasis: 6
- > equivProgress: 12
- > need: 51
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 51
- > Worm riding: 11
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [537] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: swarm of fire ants
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 16 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 351 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 124 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ant agonist
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a huge donut for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
- You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(537): Starting with 85 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 881/881, MP: 320/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 2
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 13
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > expectedOasis: 6
- > equivProgress: 12
- > need: 49
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 49
- > Worm riding: 14
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [538] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 280 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: almost-dead walkie-talkie
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 407 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: centipede eggs
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(538): Starting with 84 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 649/649, MP: 266/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 1
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 12
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- use 1 blood of the Wereseal
- You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
- > expectedOasis: 6
- > equivProgress: 12
- > need: 47
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 47
- > Worm riding: 14
- > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
- [539] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
- Encounter: rock scorpion
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: rock scorpion drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: rock scorpion takes 275 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 545 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- You acquire an item: handful of sand
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 185 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(539): Starting with 83 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 881/881, MP: 288/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Getting some ultrahydrated, I suppose. Desert left: 45
- > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
- [540] The Oasis
- Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
- You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(540): Starting with 82 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 881/881, MP: 273/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 5
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- > expectedOasis: 5
- > equivProgress: 10
- > need: 45
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 45
- > Worm riding: 15
- > Returning the worm-riding manual pages
- Talking to Gnasir
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- Took choice 805/1: "What was it you wanted, again?"
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- Took choice 805/2: "I think I found all the missing pages of your book."
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- You acquire an item: worm-riding hooks
- Took choice 805/1: "No, that's all."
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
- > Turn(540): Starting with 82 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 881/881, MP: 273/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 5
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > Off to find the drums!
- > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
- [541] The Oasis
- Encounter: rolling stone
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: rolling stone drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: rolling stone drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: rolling stone takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: rolling stone drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: rolling stone drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: rolling stone takes 290 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and BurritoTurtle took turns doing benchpresses with NoodleKid's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Tuesday's ruby
- You acquire an item: handful of moss
- You acquire an item: brown sugar cane
- After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(541): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 834/834, MP: 232/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 4
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > Off to find the drums!
- > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
- [542] The Oasis
- Encounter: swarm of scarab beatles
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: swarm of scarab beatles drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: swarm of scarab beatles drops 16 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: swarm of scarab beatles takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: swarm of scarab beatles drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: swarm of scarab beatles drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: swarm of scarab beatles takes 306 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you and BearAshley totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your neck.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 494 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: rocky raccoon
- You acquire an item: carbonated water lily
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(542): Starting with 80 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 885/885, MP: 282/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 3
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 8
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Off to find the drums!
- > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
- [543] The Oasis
- Encounter: blur
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: blur drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: blur drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: blur takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: blur drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: blur drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: blur takes 293 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you armwrestled FusilliAlistair. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 326 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: drum machine
- After Battle: +1 tuna (to Clan Floundry)
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(543): Starting with 79 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 885/885, MP: 250/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 2
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 7
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > Found the drums, now we use them!
- use 1 drum machine
- > Turn(543): Starting with 79 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 885/885, MP: 250/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 2
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 7
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- > expectedOasis: 2
- > equivProgress: 4
- > need: 15
- > It seems raisinable to hunt a Stone Rose. Beep
- > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
- [544] The Oasis
- Encounter: All Across the Sands
- You acquire an item: stone rose
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(544): Starting with 78 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 838/838, MP: 267/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 1
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 6
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the pyramid
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > expectedOasis: 1
- > equivProgress: 2
- > need: 15
- equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
- > Need for desert: 15
- > Worm riding: 0
- > Returning the stone rose
- Talking to Gnasir
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- Took choice 805/1: "What was it you wanted, again?"
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- Took choice 805/2: "I found your stone rose."
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: A Sietch in Time
- You acquire an item: desert sightseeing pamphlet
- Took choice 805/1: "No, that's all."
- choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
- use 1 desert sightseeing pamphlet
- > Turn(544): Starting with 78 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 838/885, MP: 267/320
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Ultrahydrated: 1
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 6
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [545] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: baa-relief sheep
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
- Round 1: Arbos attacks!
- Round 2: baa-relief sheep takes 326 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your throat.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: stone wool
- After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 9 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- use 1 stone wool
- You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [546] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: Fitting In
- Took choice 582/2: Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=582&option=2
- Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
- You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
- Took choice 580/2: choose Hidden Heart adventure
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=580&option=2
- Encounter: Unconfusing Buttons
- Took choice 584/4: Hidden Temple (Pikachutlotal) - Hidden City unlock
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=584&option=4
- Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
- Took choice 580/1: unlock Hidden City
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=580&option=1
- [546] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: At Least It's Not Full Of Trash
- Took choice 123/2: Unlock Quest Puzzle
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=123&option=2
- Encounter: Now What?
- [547] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: Beginning at the Beginning of Beginning
- Give me a B!
- Give me an A!
- Give me an N!
- Give me an A!
- Give me an N!
- Give me an A!
- Give me an S!
- What's that spell? BANANAS!
- [548] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: No Visible Means of Support
- Took choice 125/3: Unlock Hidden City
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=125&option=3
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1290 Mafia: 18388
- > This is day 3.
- > Turns played: 548 current adventures: 74
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- > Found unlocked Hidden City (11)
- > Turn(548): Starting with 74 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 12.3125
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 652/652, MP: 211/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 2
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Machete the hidden zones!
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
- [549] The Hidden Park
- Encounter: pygmy blowgunner
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy blowgunner drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy blowgunner drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy blowgunner takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy blowgunner drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy blowgunner drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy blowgunner takes 226 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your face.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 286 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: pygmy blowgun
- You acquire an item: pygmy nose-bone
- You acquire an item: big bad voodoo mask
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(549): Starting with 73 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.73125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 652/652, MP: 210/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 1
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
- [550] The Hidden Park
- Encounter: pygmy assault squad
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy assault squad drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy assault squad drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy assault squad takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy assault squad drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy assault squad drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 163 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 3 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 8 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when HyenaWoody taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 262 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: pygmy pygment
- You acquire an item: bottle of alcohol
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(550): Starting with 72 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.73125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 652/652, MP: 223/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
- [551] The Hidden Park
- Encounter: Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?
- Took choice 789/2: Relocate pygmy janitors to Hidden Park
- choice.php?whichchoice=789&option=2&pwd
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(551): Starting with 71 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.73125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 652/652, MP: 149/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
- [552] The Hidden Park
- Encounter: pygmy janitor
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: pygmy janitor takes 18 damage.
- Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy janitor takes 175 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 173 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your giblets.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 165 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: book of matches
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(552): Starting with 70 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6328125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 652/652, MP: 192/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
- [553] The Hidden Park
- Encounter: pygmy assault squad
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy assault squad drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy assault squad drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy assault squad takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy assault squad drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy assault squad drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 168 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 2 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 5 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled InsaneFoodOcelot. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 270 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: pygmy spear
- You acquire an item: pygmy pygment
- You acquire an item: bottle of alcohol
- You acquire an item: jungle drum
- After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(553): Starting with 69 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6328125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 652/652, MP: 167/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
- [554] The Hidden Park
- Encounter: boaraffe
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: boaraffe drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: boaraffe drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: boaraffe takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: boaraffe drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: boaraffe drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: boaraffe takes 157 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: boaraffe takes 164 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when MadWarrior taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your ear.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 214 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: long pork
- After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(554): Starting with 68 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6328125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 652/652, MP: 230/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
- [555] The Hidden Park
- Encounter: Dr. Henry "Dakota" Fanning, Ph.D., R.I.P.
- You acquire an item: antique machete
- You acquire an item: cool whip
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(555): Starting with 67 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6328125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 652/652, MP: 243/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
- [556] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when both PunkChef and OrderWizard complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(555): Starting with 67 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 228/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
- [556] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled Doctor Elbow. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your arse.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(555): Starting with 67 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 266/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
- [556] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you and Queen Majestic took turns doing benchpresses with CoolBearFighter's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(555): Starting with 67 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 305/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
- [556] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
- Encounter: Earthbound and Down
- Took choice 781/1: Unlock Hidden Apartment Building
- choice.php?whichchoice=781&option=1&pwd
- > Turn(556): Starting with 66 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 311/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
- [557] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con 3-D, when MariachiWarrior bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: beer basted brat
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your lower back.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(556): Starting with 66 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 273/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
- [557] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(556): Starting with 66 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 258/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
- [557] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when PizzaWizard the Tipsy bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: deviled egg
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(556): Starting with 66 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 242/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
- [557] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
- Encounter: Air Apparent
- Took choice 785/1: Unlock Hidden Office Building
- choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=1&pwd
- > Turn(557): Starting with 65 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 253/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
- [558] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your eye.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds an inner tube for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(557): Starting with 65 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 281/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
- [558] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and MariachiTurtle and AwesomeKhloe won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(557): Starting with 65 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 266/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
- [558] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(557): Starting with 65 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 250/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
- [558] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
- Encounter: Water You Dune
- Took choice 783/1: Unlock Hidden Hospital
- choice.php?whichchoice=783&option=1&pwd
- > Turn(558): Starting with 64 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 266/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
- [559] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled Savannah the Unstoppable. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(558): Starting with 64 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 197/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
- [559] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you and Queen Lanky took turns doing benchpresses with WackyAddison's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 17 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(558): Starting with 64 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 182/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
- [559] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when Mister Boozer taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(558): Starting with 64 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 210/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
- [559] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
- Encounter: Fire When Ready
- Took choice 787/1: Unlock Hidden Bowling Alley
- choice.php?whichchoice=787&option=1&pwd
- > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 218/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
- [560] A Massive Ziggurat
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 42 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 255/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
- [560] A Massive Ziggurat
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and CheesyBaconRadio totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 240/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
- [560] A Massive Ziggurat
- Encounter: dense liana
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when DiscoBarney taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 4 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 225/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip weapon antique machete
- > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
- [560] A Massive Ziggurat
- Encounter: Legend of the Temple in the Hidden City
- Took choice 791/6: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=791&option=6&pwd
- > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 654/658, MP: 225/311
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- use 1 book of matches
- > The idden [sic] apartment!
- > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
- [560] The Hidden Apartment Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch lawyer
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and Cheesy Pete totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your arm.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds one of those things Xena throws... a chakram? He finds a chakram for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(560): Starting with 62 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.65833333333333
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 654/654, MP: 252/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] apartment!
- > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
- [561] The Hidden Apartment Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 138 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 148 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 350 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: short calculator
- You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 1)
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(561): Starting with 61 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.64375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 654/654, MP: 232/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] apartment!
- > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
- [562] The Hidden Apartment Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 149 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 193 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 354 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: adder
- You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 2)
- After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(562): Starting with 60 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.64375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 654/654, MP: 251/321
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] apartment!
- > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
- [563] The Hidden Apartment Building
- Encounter: pygmy shaman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- You acquire an effect: Once-Cursed (10)
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 2 damage.
- Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 17 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 141 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 141 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 235 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
- You acquire an item: colorful toad
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(563): Starting with 59 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 635/635, MP: 176/304
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] apartment!
- > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
- [564] The Hidden Apartment Building
- Encounter: pygmy shaman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- You lose an effect: Once-Cursed (1)
- You acquire an effect: Twice-Cursed (10)
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 16 damage.
- Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 157 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 175 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when both FurryBrooklyn and Brooklyn the Negative complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 266 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
- You acquire an item: voodoo glowskull
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(564): Starting with 58 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 615/615, MP: 183/287
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] apartment!
- > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
- [565] The Hidden Apartment Building
- Encounter: pygmy shaman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- You lose an effect: Twice-Cursed (1)
- You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (10)
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 231 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin learning pill
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 273 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
- You acquire an item: colorful toad
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(565): Starting with 57 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 596/596, MP: 207/270
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] apartment!
- > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
- [566] The Hidden Apartment Building
- Encounter: pygmy shaman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (10)
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 163 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 242 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 277 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
- You acquire an item: colorful toad
- You acquire an item: voodoo glowskull
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(566): Starting with 56 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 596/596, MP: 170/272
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] apartment!
- > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
- [567] The Hidden Apartment Building
- Encounter: pygmy shaman
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (10)
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 199 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when CheesyLucy bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: can of Adultwitch™
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 308 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(567): Starting with 55 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 596/596, MP: 204/272
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] apartment!
- > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
- [568] The Hidden Apartment Building
- Encounter: Action Elevator
- Took choice 780/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
- choice.php?whichchoice=780&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: ancient protector spirit
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: moss-covered stone sphere
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when both Chief Fantastic and StinkyWonderfulSeal complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(568): Starting with 54 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 598/598, MP: 170/272
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Found completed Hidden Apartment Building (11)
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Ewww, time to wash off this pygmy stench.
- Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
- You lose an effect: Thrice-Cursed (0)
- You gain 58 hit points
- > They stink so much!
- uneffect On the Trail
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [569] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: pygmy headhunter
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
- Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1 hit point
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(568): Starting with 54 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 150/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting 3 cactus fruits into Fuel
- > Compressed 3 cactus fruit into sheep, I mean fuel: 3 --> 22
- buy 5 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 235 Meat
- You acquire wad of dough (5)
- buy 5 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 330 Meat
- You acquire soda water (5)
- [569] Cook 5 wad of dough + 5 soda water
- You acquire loaf of soda bread (5)
- Crafting used 5 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting 5 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
- > Compressed 5 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 22 --> 53
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [569] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 208 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and AmazingMonkey and Captain Captain Fluffy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your ankle.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 331 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: adder
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds one of those things Xena throws... a chakram? He finds a chakram for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 3)
- After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- Paranormal activity reported at Cobb's Knob Treasury.
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(569): Starting with 53 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 182/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Ghost busting time! At: Cobb's Knob Treasury
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Treasury done, beep.
- [570] Cobb's Knob Treasury
- Encounter: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 34 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 34 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 34 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when both Ed the Barbarian and TurkeyMonkey complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
- You acquire an item: Mr. Screege's spectacles
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 103 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(569): Starting with 53 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 11.160416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 299.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 167/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [570] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 156 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 7 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 7 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and Spaghetti Mariah and CoolCoyote the Great won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 285 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: adder
- You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 4)
- After Battle: You gain 41 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(570): Starting with 52 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 212/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [571] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 163 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 242 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled MadKoala. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 298 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: adder
- You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 5)
- After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(571): Starting with 51 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 203/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [572] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 164 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 156 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you and HauntedBoozeMarmot and Majestic Holden won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your knee.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 348 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: adder
- You acquire an item: short calculator
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I guess this is the spot?
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(572): Starting with 50 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 200/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [573] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: Working Holiday
- Took choice 786/2: Get boring binder clip
- choice.php?whichchoice=786&option=2&pwd
- You acquire an item: boring binder clip
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Use 1 boring binder clip + 1 McClusky file (page 1) + 1 McClusky file (page 2) + 1 McClusky file (page 3) + 1 McClusky file (page 4) + 1 McClusky file (page 5)
- You acquire an item: McClusky file (complete)
- > Turn(573): Starting with 49 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 150/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [574] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 205 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 268 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: adder
- You acquire an item: short calculator
- You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
- After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(574): Starting with 48 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 166/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [575] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 217 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 325 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: adder
- You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(575): Starting with 47 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 173/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [576] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 157 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 7 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 3 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when both UncannySealMaker and Kimberly the Cowardly complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 344 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: adder
- You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
- After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(576): Starting with 46 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 656/656, MP: 145/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [577] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 190 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you and PressChef took turns doing benchpresses with Punk Emma's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your shoulder.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 304 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: adder
- After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(577): Starting with 45 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 190/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] office!
- > Hidden Office Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
- [578] The Hidden Office Building
- Encounter: Working Holiday
- Took choice 786/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
- choice.php?whichchoice=786&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: ancient protector spirit
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: crackling stone sphere
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled SexyGuy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds an inner tube for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(578): Starting with 44 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 148/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Found completed Hidden Office Building (11)
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- buy 1 Bowl of Scorpions for 475 each from The Hidden Tavern
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: Bowl of Scorpions
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [579] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: pygmy bowler
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
- Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
- Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 172 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 285 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bowling ball
- After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(579): Starting with 43 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.81875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 120/323
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [580] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
- Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (5 visits left
- choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
- You gain 27 Strongness
- You gain 23 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 22 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(580): Starting with 42 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.81875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 124/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [581] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: drunk pygmy
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 2 Fortitude
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(580): Starting with 42 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.81875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 150/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- buy 1 Bowl of Scorpions for 475 each from The Hidden Tavern
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: Bowl of Scorpions
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [581] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: pygmy orderlies
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 44 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(581): Starting with 41 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.81875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 145/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [582] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: pygmy bowler
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 148 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 5 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 8 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 150 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled DeftMage. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your neck.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 256 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bowling ball
- You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I wonder what happened to the other IX.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 42 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(582): Starting with 40 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 169/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [583] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
- Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (4 visits left
- choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
- You gain 29 Strongness
- You gain 25 Magicalness
- You gain 20 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(583): Starting with 39 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 128/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 3
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [584] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: pygmy bowler
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 151 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 148 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 273 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bowling ball
- You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
- After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(584): Starting with 38 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 658/658, MP: 148/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 3
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [585] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
- Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (3 visits left
- choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
- You gain 29 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain 24 Wizardliness
- You gain 25 Roguishness
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(585): Starting with 37 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 151/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 4
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [586] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: pygmy bowler
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 161 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 5 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 225 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you and SleazyAgent totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 296 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bowling ball
- You acquire an item: tiny bowler
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(586): Starting with 36 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 156/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip familiar tiny bowler
- familiar lock
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 4
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [587] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
- Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (2 visits left
- choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
- You gain 27 Muscleboundness
- You gain 23 Mysteriousness
- You gain 23 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(587): Starting with 35 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 160/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 5
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [588] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: pygmy bowler
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 160 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 18 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 275 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bowling ball
- You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
- After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(588): Starting with 34 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 138/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
- > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 5
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
- [589] The Hidden Bowling Alley
- Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
- Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (1 visit left
- choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: ancient protector spirit
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Adjusted combat item count: bowling ball
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: scorched stone sphere
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(589): Starting with 33 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 173/325
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Found completed Hidden Bowling Alley (11)
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > No more stinky bowling shoes to worry about!
- uneffect On the Trail
- > The idden osptial!! [sic]
- > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
- [590] The Hidden Hospital
- Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 6 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 165 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and InsaneFighter totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 434 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- You acquire an item: surgical apron
- After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(590): Starting with 32 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.494999999999997
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 196/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The idden osptial!! [sic]
- equip shirt surgical apron
- > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
- [591] The Hidden Hospital
- Encounter: You, M. D.
- Took choice 784/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
- choice.php?whichchoice=784&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: ancient protector spirit
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 2: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 56 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 56 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: dripping stone sphere
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: Bruno's blessing of Mars
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(591): Starting with 31 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 5.486666666666667
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 157/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 20 control: 0
- > Found completed Hidden Hopickle (11)
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- > Getting the stone triangles
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
- [592] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
- Encounter: Earthbound and Down
- Took choice 781/2: Get stone triangle
- choice.php?whichchoice=781&option=2&pwd
- You acquire an item: stone triangle
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
- [592] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
- Encounter: Air Apparent
- Took choice 785/2: Get stone triangle
- choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=2&pwd
- You acquire an item: stone triangle
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
- [592] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
- Encounter: Water You Dune
- Took choice 783/2: Get stone triangle
- choice.php?whichchoice=783&option=2&pwd
- You acquire an item: stone triangle
- > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
- [592] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
- Encounter: Fire When Ready
- Took choice 787/2: Get stone triangle
- choice.php?whichchoice=787&option=2&pwd
- You acquire an item: stone triangle
- > Fighting the out-of-work spirit
- > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at A Massive Ziggurat... (2) accesses required.
- Took choice 791/1: fight Protector Spectre
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=791&option=1
- > If I stopped, just run me again, beep!
- > Turn(591): Starting with 31 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 157/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting the stone triangles
- > Fighting the out-of-work spirit
- > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at A Massive Ziggurat... (2) accesses required.
- [592] A Massive Ziggurat
- Encounter: Legend of the Temple in the Hidden City
- Took choice 791/1: fight Protector Spectre
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=791&option=1
- Encounter: Protector Spectre
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [592] A Massive Ziggurat
- Encounter: Protector Spectre
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Protector Spectre drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: Protector Spectre drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 2: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 3: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Protector Spectre drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Protector Spectre drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 4: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Protector Spectre takes 55 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 5: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Protector Spectre takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Protector Spectre takes 55 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 6: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: Protector Spectre takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Protector Spectre takes 55 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 7: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ancient amulet
- You acquire an item: spectre scepter
- After Battle: You gain 87 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 36 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > If I stopped, just run me again, beep!
- > Turn(592): Starting with 30 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 197/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Reveal the pyramid
- Combine 1 ancient amulet + 1 Eye of Ed
- You acquire an item: headpiece of the Staff of Ed
- Crafting used 1 each of ancient amulet and Eye of Ed
- Combine 1 headpiece of the Staff of Ed + 1 Staff of Fats
- You acquire an item: Staff of Ed
- Crafting used 1 each of Staff of Fats and headpiece of the Staff of Ed
- place.php?whichplace=desertbeach&action=db_pyramid1
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
- [593] The Upper Chamber
- Encounter: tomb bat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: tomb bat drops 22 attack power.
- Round 2: tomb bat drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 2: tomb bat takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: tomb bat takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 3: tomb bat takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: tomb bat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: tomb bat drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 4: tomb bat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: tomb bat takes 140 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 5: tomb bat takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: tomb bat takes 5 damage.
- Round 5: tomb bat takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: tomb bat takes 188 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 6: tomb bat takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 114 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: leathery bat skin
- You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
- You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(593): Starting with 29 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 139/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:0) (R:0) (U:false)
- > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
- [594] The Upper Chamber
- Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
- You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(594): Starting with 28 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 145/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:1) (R:0) (U:false)
- > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
- [595] The Upper Chamber
- Encounter: Iiti Kitty
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Iiti Kitty drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: Iiti Kitty drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Iiti Kitty takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Iiti Kitty takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Iiti Kitty takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Iiti Kitty drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Iiti Kitty drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Iiti Kitty takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Iiti Kitty takes 159 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Iiti Kitty takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your foot.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: leathery cat skin
- You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
- You acquire an item: Iiti Kitty phone charm
- You acquire an item: ancient Magi-Wipes
- You acquire an item: ancient vinyl coin purse
- You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(595): Starting with 27 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 155/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:1) (R:0) (U:false)
- > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
- [596] The Upper Chamber
- Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
- You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(596): Starting with 26 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 130/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:0) (U:false)
- > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
- [597] The Upper Chamber
- Encounter: tomb servant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(597): Starting with 25 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 170/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:0) (U:false)
- > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
- [598] The Upper Chamber
- Encounter: Down Dooby-Doo Down Down
- > Turn(598): Starting with 24 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.5625
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 186/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:0) (U:false)
- uneffect On the Trail
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [599] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: tomb asp
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
- Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(598): Starting with 24 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.2475
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 116/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- buy 8 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 376 Meat
- You acquire wad of dough (8)
- buy 8 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 528 Meat
- You acquire soda water (8)
- [599] Cook 8 wad of dough + 8 soda water
- You acquire loaf of soda bread (8)
- Crafting used 8 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting 8 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
- > Compressed 8 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 3 --> 53
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:0) (U:false)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [599] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: tomb rat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 7 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
- Round 3: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: tomb rat takes 190 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 6: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your kidney.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 191 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
- You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
- You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
- After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(599): Starting with 23 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 89/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:1) (U:false)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [600] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 38 hit points
- You gain 80 Muscularity Points
- [600] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: tomb rat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 4: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 193 damage.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when WonderfulKid the Sauced gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: bottle of Evermore
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 151 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
- You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
- After Battle: You gain 46 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(600): Starting with 22 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 158/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:2) (U:false)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [601] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: tomb rat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 135 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: tomb rat takes 144 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 6: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both Gabrielle the Half-witted and Gabrielle the Barbarian complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 176 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
- You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(601): Starting with 21 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 145/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:3) (U:false)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [602] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: tomb rat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 149 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 8 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 149 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
- You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
- You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(602): Starting with 20 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 157/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:4) (U:false)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [603] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: Further Down Dooby-Doo Down Down
- > Turn(603): Starting with 19 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 168/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:4) (U:false)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [604] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: tomb rat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 192 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you and FluffyBarbarian the Fantastic totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your throat.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 136 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
- You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
- You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(604): Starting with 18 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 662/662, MP: 160/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:5) (U:false)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [605] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: tomb rat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 180 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when Captain Stinky taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your kidney.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 171 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
- You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
- After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(605): Starting with 17 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 664/664, MP: 169/327
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:6) (U:false)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [606] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: tomb rat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 4: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 151 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: tomb rat takes 155 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 6: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 191 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
- You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
- You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(606): Starting with 16 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 664/664, MP: 170/328
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:7) (U:false)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [607] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: tomb rat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
- Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 154 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 5 damage.
- Round 5: tomb rat takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when both Mad Andrea and FluffyMonster complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your head.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 195 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
- You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
- You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(607): Starting with 15 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 664/664, MP: 184/328
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
- [608] Oil Peak
- Encounter: oil tycoon
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: oil tycoon drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: oil tycoon drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 2: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: oil tycoon takes 17 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 3: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: oil tycoon drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: oil tycoon drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 4: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: oil tycoon takes 197 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 5: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when both Queen Omega and InsaneThief complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(608): Starting with 14 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 13.84375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 305.71651780264983
- > HP: 664/664, MP: 181/328
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
- [609] Oil Peak
- Encounter: oil tycoon
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: oil tycoon drops 13 attack power.
- Round 2: oil tycoon drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 8 damage.
- Round 2: oil tycoon takes 8 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: oil tycoon takes 17 damage.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 8 damage.
- Round 3: oil tycoon takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: oil tycoon drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: oil tycoon drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 4: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: oil tycoon takes 205 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
- Round 5: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when both PriorMonster the Freezing and Admiral Fuzzy complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(609): Starting with 13 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 13.84375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 305.71651780264983
- > HP: 664/664, MP: 215/328
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:8) (U:false)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
- [610] The Middle Chamber
- Encounter: Under Control
- > Turn(610): Starting with 12 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
- > HP: 664/664, MP: 194/328
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:8) (U:true)
- Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
- Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1&choiceform1=Use%2Ba%2Bwheel%2Bon%2Bthe%2Bpeg&pwd
- Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1&choiceform1=Use%2Ba%2Bwheel%2Bon%2Bthe%2Bpeg&pwd
- Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
- choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
- Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5&choiceform5=Head%2Bdown%2Bto%2Bthe%2BLower%2BChambers%2B%25281%2529&pwd
- [611] The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty)
- You acquire an item: ancient bronze token
- Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
- Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
- choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
- Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
- choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
- Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
- choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
- Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
- choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
- Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5&choiceform5=Head%2Bdown%2Bto%2Bthe%2BLower%2BChambers%2B%25281%2529&pwd
- [612] The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb)
- You acquire an item: ancient bomb
- Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
- Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
- choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
- Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
- choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
- Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
- choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
- Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5&choiceform5=Head%2Bdown%2Bto%2Bthe%2BLower%2BChambers%2B%25281%2529&pwd
- [613] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Rubble)
- > Turn(613): Starting with 9 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 305.71651780264983
- > HP: 664/664, MP: 235/328
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [614] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 glass of goat's milk
- You acquire an item: milk of magnesium
- Crafting used 1 each of glass of goat's milk and scrumptious reagent
- > Time to waste all of Ed's Ka Coins :(
- > Hello Ed #1 give me McMuffin please.
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [615] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- Encounter: Ed the Undying
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Ed the Undying (1) takes 8 damage.
- Round 1: Ed the Undying (1) takes 8 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) takes 171 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) takes 192 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you and King King Ravioli and Vodka Gabrielle won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your eye.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 57 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Hello Ed #2 give me McMuffin please.
- [616] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- [616] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- Encounter: Ed the Undying
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 167 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) takes 183 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 56 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Hello Ed #3 give me McMuffin please.
- [617] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- [617] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- Encounter: Ed the Undying
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) takes 178 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when MajesticCharlotte taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your eye.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 64 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Hello Ed #4 give me McMuffin please.
- [618] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- [618] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- Encounter: Ed the Undying
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) takes 214 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you and Captain Ravioli took turns doing benchpresses with PunkFettuciniBarbarian's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your head.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 60 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 29 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Hello Ed #5 give me McMuffin please.
- [619] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- [619] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- Encounter: Ed the Undying
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (5) drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (5) takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) takes 184 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 63 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Hello Ed #6 give me McMuffin please.
- [620] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- [620] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- Encounter: Ed the Undying
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) takes 171 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and Admiral Fluffy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 63 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
- Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Conservatory.
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > Hello Ed #7 give me McMuffin please.
- [621] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- [621] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
- Encounter: Ed the Undying
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when BearBarbarian gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: water purification pills
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 54 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
- You acquire an item: Holy MacGuffin
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- You acquire an item: handful of confetti
- > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
- > Checking for updates (running EatDrink ver. 3.2)...
- > Running EatDrink version: 3.2 (current)
- > Skipping favorites.
- > You're in ronin, so no shopping for you.
- > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).
- > Consuming up to 15 food, 0 booze, and 0 spleen
- > Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.
- > Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.
- > An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.
- > Pass 1: booze.
- > Skipping booze.
- > Pass 2: food.
- > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 33792 meat.
- mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+the+field+gar%22
- mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22milk+of+magnesium%22
- > Getting 1 gallon of milk in 0 seconds
- trading 100 BACON for 1 gallon of milk
- You acquire an item: gallon of milk
- > <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016
- use 1 milk of magnesium
- You acquire an effect: Got Milk (15)
- > 0: <b>milk of magnesium</b> price: 1449 value: 24051.0
- eat 1 gallon of milk
- You gain 89 Adventures
- You gain 675 Strongness
- You gain some Muscle points!
- You gain 500 Mysteriousness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- You gain 500 Smarm
- You gain some Moxie points!
- You acquire an effect: Feeling Queasy (100)
- You gain 15 Fullness
- You lose an effect: Got Milk (-15)
- > 1: <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016
- > Pass 3: spleen.
- > Skipping spleen.
- > Pass 4: booze.
- > Skipping booze.
- > Finished.
- > Spent 0 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 0. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 89. Muscle: 675. Moxie: 500. Mysticality: 500.
- > Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).
- > ******************************************
- > Now, to recap...
- > ******************************************
- > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).<br>Consuming up to 15 food, 0 booze, and 0 spleen<br>Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.<br>Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.<br>An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 33792 meat.<br>0: <b>milk of magnesium</b> price: 1449 value: 24051.0<br>1: <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016<br>Finished. <br>Spent 0 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 0. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 89. Muscle: 675. Moxie: 500. Mysticality: 500.<br>Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).<br>
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1290 Mafia: 18388
- > This is day 3.
- > Turns played: 621 current adventures: 90
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- > Turn(621): Starting with 90 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 279.24283374069717
- > HP: 636/642, MP: 330/333
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 6 hit points
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Conservatory
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- familiar Intergnat (28 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Conservatory done, beep.
- [622] The Haunted Conservatory
- Encounter: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 1 damage.
- Round 2: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 2: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: Isabella chomps your foe on the head and refuses to let go. That's that famous Saint Patrick tenacity at work.
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 1 damage.
- Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 41 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 1 damage.
- Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 41 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 1 damage.
- Round 5: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
- Round 5: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and SuperKylie took turns doing benchpresses with BearCurly's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
- You acquire an item: Spookyraven signet
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 113 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(621): Starting with 90 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 15.138541666666667
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 672/672, MP: 148/333
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- telescope look high
- You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)
- > Default Test: Initiative
- use 1 ant agonist
- You acquire an effect: All Fired Up (10)
- cast 1 Bow-Legged Swagger
- You acquire an effect: Bow-Legged Swagger (1)
- use 1 old bronzer
- You acquire an effect: Sepia Tan (25)
- buy 1 cheap wind-up clock for 190 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 190 Meat
- You acquire an item: cheap wind-up clock
- use 1 cheap wind-up clock
- You acquire an effect: Ticking Clock (10)
- use 1 Swabbie™ swab
- You acquire an effect: Well-Swabbed Ear (10)
- cast 1 Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
- You acquire an effect: Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (10)
- cast 1 Suspicious Gaze
- You acquire an effect: Suspicious Gaze (10)
- > Added -tie to maximize
- > Desired maximize: init, -equip snow suit, switch xiblaxian holo-companion, switch oily woim, switch happy medium -tie
- > USE: Command(equip hat ¶348) Item(cold ninja mask) Score(30.0)
- > Display(equip hat cold ninja mask)
- > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶3004) Item(costume sword) Score(60.0)
- > Display(equip weapon costume sword)
- > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶2093) Item(hors d'oeuvre tray) Score(30.0)
- > Display(equip off-hand hors d'oeuvre tray)
- > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶9521) Item(meteorthopedic shoes) Score(60.0)
- > Display(equip acc2 meteorthopedic shoes)
- > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶2649) Item(Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet) Score(50.0)
- > Display(equip acc3 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet)
- > USE: Command(familiar Oily Woim) Score(96.0)
- > Display(familiar Oily Woim)
- > REJECT: Command(unequip familiar) Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
- > Display(unequip familiar)
- > REJECT: Skill(Silent Hunter) Command(cast 1 Silent Hunter) Effect(Silent Hunting) Score(200.0)
- > Display(cast 1 Silent Hunter)
- > USE: Command(use 1 possibility potion) Item(possibility potion) Effect(Always In Motion) Score(200.0)
- > Display(use 1 possibility potion)
- > REJECT: Effect(White-boy Angst) Score(100.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>concert White-boy Angst)
- > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance init.enh) Effect(init.enh) Score(100.0)
- > Display(terminal enhance init.enh)
- > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive quickly) Effect(Driving Quickly) Score(100.0)
- > Display(asdonmartin drive quickly)
- > REJECT: Skill(Fifteen Minutes of Flame) Command(cast 1 Fifteen Minutes of Flame) Effect(Your Fifteen Minutes) Score(30.0)
- > Display(cast 1 Fifteen Minutes of Flame)
- > REJECT: Skill(Bind Angel Hair Wisp) Command(cast 1 Bind Angel Hair Wisp) Effect(Whispering Strands) Score(20.0)
- > Display(cast 1 Bind Angel Hair Wisp)
- > REJECT: Skill(Blessing of the Storm Tortoise) Command(cast 1 blessing of the storm tortoise) Effect(Disdain of the Storm Tortoise) Score(10.0)
- > Display(cast 1 blessing of the storm tortoise)
- equip hat cold ninja mask
- equip weapon costume sword
- equip off-hand hors d'oeuvre tray
- equip shirt astral shirt
- equip acc2 meteorthopedic shoes
- equip acc3 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet
- familiar Oily Woim (24 lbs)
- unequip familiarequip
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Conservatory done, beep.
- Tower: Contest Booth
- Registering for the Fastest Adventurer Contest
- > Off-Stat Test: Mysticality
- use 1 jug of baconstone juice
- You acquire an effect: Baconstoned (50)
- buy 1 black sheepskin diploma for 285 each from The Black Market
- You spent 285 Meat
- You acquire an item: black sheepskin diploma
- use 1 black sheepskin diploma
- You acquire an effect: Erudite (10)
- buy 1 glittery mascara for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: glittery mascara
- use 1 glittery mascara
- You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (3)
- use 1 thin black candle
- You acquire an effect: Rainy Soul Miasma (10)
- use 1 funky dried mushroom
- You acquire an effect: Seeing Colors (10)
- cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
- You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (10)
- cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
- You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)
- cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
- You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)
- > Added -tie to maximize
- > Desired maximize: myst -equip snow suit -tie
- > USE: Command(equip hat ¶9694) Item(wad of used tape) Score(11.0)
- > Display(equip hat wad of used tape)
- > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶2336) Item(oversized pipe) Score(6.0)
- > Display(equip weapon oversized pipe)
- > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶2336) Item(oversized pipe) Score(6.0)
- > Display(equip off-hand oversized pipe)
- > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(astral shirt) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: astral shirt</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip pants ¶2368) Item(flowing hippy skirt) Score(9.0)
- > Display(equip pants flowing hippy skirt)
- > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶8700) Item(training legwarmers) Score(27.0)
- > Display(equip acc2 training legwarmers)
- > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶2755) Item(Iron Beta of Industry) Score(10.0)
- > Display(equip acc3 Iron Beta of Industry)
- > REJECT: Command(equip familiar ¶6702) Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
- > Display(equip familiar tiny bowler)
- > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Smart) Score(324.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Smart)
- > USE: Command(use 1 Dennis's blessing of Minerva) Item(Dennis's blessing of Minerva) Effect(Minerva's Zen) Score(108.0)
- > Display(use 1 Dennis's blessing of Minerva)
- > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 2) Effect(Broad-Spectrum Vaccine) Score(54.0)
- > Display(spacegate vaccine 2)
- > REJECT: Command(chew 1 stench wad) Item(stench wad) Effect(Stenchtastic) Score(32.0)
- > Display(chew 1 stench wad)
- > USE: Command(use 1 seal-brain elixir) Item(seal-brain elixir) Effect(Sealed Brain) Score(27.0)
- > Display(use 1 seal-brain elixir)
- > USE: Skill(Quiet Judgement) Command(cast 1 Quiet Judgement) Effect(Quiet Judgement) Score(27.0)
- > Display(cast 1 Quiet Judgement)
- > REJECT: Command(crossstreams) Effect(Total Protonic Reversal) Score(22.0)
- > Display(crossstreams)
- > USE: Command(use 1 moose thought) Item(moose thought) Effect(Moose Wisdom) Score(20.0)
- > Display(use 1 moose thought)
- > REJECT: Skill(Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority) Command(cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority) Effect(Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority) Score(11.0)
- > Display(cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority)
- > REJECT: Effect(Elvish) Score(11.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>concert Elvish)
- > REJECT: Command(chew 1 twinkly wad) Item(twinkly wad) Effect(Aspect of the Twinklefairy) Score(11.0)
- > Display(chew 1 twinkly wad)
- > REJECT: Command(chew 1 spooky jelly) Item(spooky jelly) Effect(Spooky Jellied) Score(11.0)
- > Display(chew 1 spooky jelly)
- > REJECT: Skill(Blessing of She-Who-Was) Command(cast 1 blessing of she-who-was) Effect(Disdain of She-Who-Was) Score(5.0)
- > Display(cast 1 blessing of she-who-was)
- > REJECT: Command(summon 10) Effect(The Pleasures of the Flesh) Score(1.0)
- > Display(summon 10)
- equip hat wad of used tape
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip off-hand oversized pipe
- equip pants flowing hippy skirt
- equip acc2 training legwarmers
- equip acc3 Iron Beta of Industry
- equip familiar tiny bowler
- Tower: Contest Booth
- Registering for the Smartest Adventurer Contest
- use 1 colorful toad
- You acquire an effect: All Glory To the Toad (10)
- > Elemental Test: spooky
- cast 1 Dirge of Dreadfulness
- You acquire an effect: Dirge of Dreadfulness (10)
- cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
- You lose an effect: Suspicious Gaze (-10)
- You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
- > Added -tie to maximize
- > Desired maximize: spooky dmg, spooky spell dmg -equip snow suit -tie
- > REJECT: Item(wad of used tape) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: wad of used tape</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶9086) Item(haunted bindle) Score(20.0)
- > Display(equip weapon haunted bindle)
- > REJECT: Command(unequip off-hand) Item(oversized pipe) Score(0.0)
- > Display(unequip off-hand)
- > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(astral shirt) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: astral shirt</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(flowing hippy skirt) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: flowing hippy skirt</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(training legwarmers) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: training legwarmers</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶2618) Item(Iiti Kitty phone charm) Score(15.0)
- > Display(equip acc3 Iiti Kitty phone charm)
- > REJECT: Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: tiny bowler</font>)
- > REJECT: Skill(Bend Hell) Command(cast 1 Bend Hell) Effect(Bendin' Hell) Score(45.0)
- > Display(cast 1 Bend Hell)
- > REJECT: Item(bottle of Evermore) Effect(The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight) Score(40.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>drink 1 bottle of Evermore)
- > REJECT: Skill(Blessing of She-Who-Was) Command(cast 1 blessing of she-who-was) Effect(Disdain of She-Who-Was) Score(5.0)
- > Display(cast 1 blessing of she-who-was)
- > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance damage.enh) Effect(damage.enh) Score(5.0)
- > Display(terminal enhance damage.enh)
- > REJECT: Command(chew 1 spooky jelly) Item(spooky jelly) Effect(Spooky Jellied) Score(5.0)
- > Display(chew 1 spooky jelly)
- > USE: Command(use 1 cigar box turtle) Item(cigar box turtle) Effect(Colorful Gratitude) Score(5.0)
- > Display(use 1 cigar box turtle)
- equip weapon haunted bindle
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc2 Iiti Kitty phone charm
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- Tower: Contest Booth
- Registering for the Spookiest Adventurer Contest
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- familiar lock
- familiar Intergnat (38 lbs)
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 29 Muscularity Points
- > Pre Adventure at Fastest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
- [622] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 39 hit points
- You gain 80 Muscularity Points
- [622] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 39 hit points
- You gain 80 Muscularity Points
- [622] Fastest Adventurer Contest
- Encounter: The Tasmanian Dervish WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish drops 35 attack power.
- Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Tasmanian Dervish takes 24 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Tasmanian Dervish drops 15 attack power.
- Round 4: Tasmanian Dervish drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 6 damage.
- Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 32 hit points
- Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 6 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 12 damage.
- Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 11 damage.
- Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 32 hit points
- Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 32 hit points
- Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 11 damage.
- Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 32 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 367 damage.
- Round 8: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 76 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 242 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(622): Starting with 89 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 25.28125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 811/811, MP: 96/687
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
- use 1 natural fennel soda
- You gain 117 Muscularity Points
- [623] Smartest Adventurer Contest
- Encounter: Metaphysical Gastronomist AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Metaphysical Gastronomist drops 26 attack power.
- Round 2: Metaphysical Gastronomist drops 26 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 24 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Metaphysical Gastronomist drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: Metaphysical Gastronomist drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella bites your foe on the leg and shakes them violently, as Saint Patrick was famous for doing all the time.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 6: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 7 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 245 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 7: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you and FettuciniBlaster took turns doing benchpresses with Deft Alan's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 79 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella roars like a savage beast, straining against his Saint Patrick costume. It's very inspiring! (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 46 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 2 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(623): Starting with 88 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.34375
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 811/811, MP: 174/687
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
- [624] Smartest Adventurer Contest
- Encounter: Kleptobrainiac WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 2: Kleptobrainiac takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 29 defense.
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Kleptobrainiac takes 24 damage.
- Round 4: Kleptobrainiac drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Brown's Third Law of Math says any two objects exert compressed tenure on each other, regardless of their radiation!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(624): Starting with 87 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.78125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 811/811, MP: 165/659
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
- [625] Smartest Adventurer Contest
- Encounter: Accountant-Barbarian WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Accountant-Barbarian drops 31 attack power.
- Round 2: Accountant-Barbarian drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Accountant-Barbarian takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Accountant-Barbarian takes 24 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Accountant-Barbarian takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Accountant-Barbarian drops 13 attack power.
- Round 4: Accountant-Barbarian drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Accountant-Barbarian takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Accountant-Barbarian takes 256 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Accountant-Barbarian takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Accountant-Barbarian takes 285 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 6: Accountant-Barbarian takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and SealKid totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: bottle of Red-Out
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: Isabella roars like a savage beast, straining against his Saint Patrick costume. It's very inspiring! (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 56 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(625): Starting with 86 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.21875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 811/811, MP: 171/659
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
- [626] Smartest Adventurer Contest
- Encounter: Kleptobrainiac AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Kleptobrainiac drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 32 defense.
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Kleptobrainiac takes 24 damage.
- Round 4: Kleptobrainiac drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Kleptobrainiac drops 13 defense.
- Round 5: Kleptobrainiac drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 5: Kleptobrainiac takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Kleptobrainiac drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 6: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Isabella chomps your foe on the torso and refuses to let go. That's that famous Saint Patrick tenacity at work.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 185 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 9 damage.
- Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 11 damage.
- Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 8 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Willard the Hateful took turns doing benchpresses with FettuciniWonderFighter's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: pickpocket protector
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 81 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 59 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(626): Starting with 85 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.65625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 808/808, MP: 251/654
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
- [627] Smartest Adventurer Contest
- Encounter: The Mastermind WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: The Mastermind drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: The Mastermind drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: The Mastermind takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: The Mastermind drops 29 attack power.
- Round 3: The Mastermind drops 29 defense.
- Round 3: The Mastermind drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: The Mastermind drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 3: The Mastermind takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: The Mastermind takes 24 damage.
- Round 4: The Mastermind drops 12 attack power.
- Round 4: The Mastermind drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 4: The Mastermind takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: The Mastermind drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: The Mastermind drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: The Mastermind drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: The Mastermind drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
- Round 5: The Mastermind takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: The Mastermind drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: The Mastermind drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 6: The Mastermind takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: The Mastermind takes 259 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: The Mastermind drops 12 attack power.
- Round 7: The Mastermind drops 12 defense.
- Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 7: The Mastermind takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when Octarine Bailey taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: sinister-looking cat
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 56 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(627): Starting with 84 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 808/808, MP: 218/654
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Spookiest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
- [628] Spookiest Adventurer Contest
- Encounter: Ghostpuncher NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Ghostpuncher drops 32 attack power.
- Round 2: Ghostpuncher drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 26 damage.
- Round 2: Ghostpuncher takes 26 damage.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 24 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 24 damage.
- Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 24 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Ghostpuncher drops 14 attack power.
- Round 4: Ghostpuncher drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
- Round 4: Ghostpuncher takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 305 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 21 damage.
- Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 21 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when VoidToby bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: spooky mushroom
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 67 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(628): Starting with 83 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.21875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 812/812, MP: 170/659
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Spookiest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
- [629] Spookiest Adventurer Contest
- Encounter: Ghostpuncher AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Ghostpuncher drops 34 attack power.
- Round 2: Ghostpuncher drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 2: Ghostpuncher takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 24 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Ghostpuncher drops 14 attack power.
- Round 4: Ghostpuncher drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 264 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ghostpuncher takes 260 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 6: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 57 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(629): Starting with 82 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.65625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 812/812, MP: 219/659
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at Spookiest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
- [630] Spookiest Adventurer Contest
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Arthur Frankenstein
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Arthur Frankenstein drops 35 attack power.
- Round 2: Arthur Frankenstein drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Arthur Frankenstein takes 24 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Arthur Frankenstein drops 15 attack power.
- Round 4: Arthur Frankenstein drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Arthur Frankenstein takes 245 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Arthur Frankenstein takes 321 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
- Round 6: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when both WisteriaBeast and TequilaWhatever complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: spare neck bolts
- After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle with "Team Edward" painted on the side.
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 68 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(630): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.28125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 812/812, MP: 224/659
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > The NS Challenges are over! Victory is ours!
- Tower: Contest Booth
- Claiming your prize
- You acquire an item: World's Best Adventurer sash
- > Turn(630): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.28125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
- > HP: 812/812, MP: 224/659
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 45 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 World's Best Adventurer sash
- Tower: Closing Ceremony
- Encounter: Closing Ceremony
- Encounter: Meet Frank
- Encounter: Meet Frank
- > Turn(630): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.65625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
- > HP: 812/982, MP: 224/804
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Turn(630): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.65625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
- > HP: 812/982, MP: 224/804
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Hedge maze not solved, the mysteries are still there (correcting step5 -> step4)
- telescope look low
- > Hedge Maze 1: stench
- > Hedge Maze 2: sleaze
- > Hedge Maze 3: cold
- > Added -tie to maximize
- > Desired maximize: stench res, sleaze res, cold res -equip snow suit -tie
- > USE: Command(equip hat ¶306) Item(Knob Goblin harem veil) Score(1.0)
- > Display(equip hat Knob Goblin harem veil)
- > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶596) Item(titanium assault umbrella) Score(3.0)
- > Display(equip weapon titanium assault umbrella)
- > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶9095) Item(standards and practices guide) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip off-hand standards and practices guide)
- > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶8700) Item(training legwarmers) Score(15.0)
- > Display(equip acc1 training legwarmers)
- > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(3.0)
- > Display(equip acc2 ghost of a necklace)
- > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶2033) Item(round purple sunglasses) Score(1.0)
- > Display(equip acc3 round purple sunglasses)
- > REJECT: Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: tiny bowler</font>)
- > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(9.0)
- > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
- > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Greasy) Effect(Synthesis: Greasy) Score(9.0)
- > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Greasy)
- > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Pungent) Effect(Synthesis: Pungent) Score(9.0)
- > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Pungent)
- > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Cold) Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
- > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
- > USE: Command(use 1 pec oil) Item(pec oil) Effect(Oiled-Up) Score(6.0)
- > Display(use 1 pec oil)
- > USE: Command(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay) Item(Oil of Parrrlay) Effect(Well-Oiled) Score(3.0)
- > Display(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay)
- > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(3.0)
- > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
- > REJECT: Command(chew 1 stench wad) Item(stench wad) Effect(Stenchtastic) Score(2.0)
- > Display(chew 1 stench wad)
- > USE: Command(use 1 Polysniff Perfume) Item(Polysniff Perfume) Effect(Neutered Nostrils) Score(2.0)
- > Display(use 1 Polysniff Perfume)
- equip hat Knob Goblin harem veil
- equip weapon titanium assault umbrella
- equip off-hand standards and practices guide
- equip shirt astral shirt
- equip acc1 training legwarmers
- equip acc2 ghost of a necklace
- equip acc3 round purple sunglasses
- [631] The Hedge Maze (Room 1)
- Encounter: 'Allo
- [632] The Hedge Maze (Room 4)
- Encounter: Pooling Your Resources
- You lose 121 hit points
- [633] The Hedge Maze (Room 7)
- Encounter: Of Mouseholes and Manholes
- You lose 64 hit points
- [634] The Hedge Maze (Room 9)
- Encounter: Mazel Tov!
- You lose 60 hit points
- > Turn(634): Starting with 77 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 9.4
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 255.71651780264983
- > HP: 442/548, MP: 296/376
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 0 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc2 World's Best Adventurer sash
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Turn(634): Starting with 77 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.65625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
- > HP: 442/846, MP: 296/574
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Trade 1 star chart, 8 star, 7 line
- You acquire an item: Richard's star key
- Trade 30 white pixel
- You acquire an item: digital key
- [635] Tower Door
- Tower Door: skeleton lock
- trading 1 fat loot token for 1 Boris's key
- You acquire an item: Boris's key
- Tower Door: Boris's lock
- trading 1 fat loot token for 1 Jarlsberg's key
- You acquire an item: Jarlsberg's key
- Tower Door: Jarlsberg's lock
- trading 1 fat loot token for 1 Sneaky Pete's key
- You acquire an item: Sneaky Pete's key
- Tower Door: Sneaky Pete's lock
- Tower Door: star lock
- Tower Door: digital lock
- Tower Door: doorknob
- > Turn(634): Starting with 77 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.65625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
- > HP: 442/846, MP: 296/574
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip shirt astral shirt
- equip acc1 hippy protest button
- use 1 glob of spoiled mayo
- You acquire an effect: Mayeaugh (10)
- equip off-hand smirking shrunken head
- equip acc3 bottle opener belt buckle
- > I think I have 14 sources of damage, let's do this!
- familiar Imitation Crab (21 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [635] Tower Level 1
- Encounter: wall of skin
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [635] Noob Cave
- Encounter: wall of skin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the beehive!
- Round 2: Gorg scuttles sideways towards your foe and pinches it with both claws, dealing 1 (+1) damage.
- Round 2: wall of skin takes 2 damage.
- Round 2: Gorg pinches it again, dealing an additional 1 (+1) damage before scuttling back to your side.
- Round 2: wall of skin takes 2 damage.
- Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: Gorg pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
- Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 346 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(635): Starting with 76 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 1.7000000000000002
- > Meat Drop: 70.0 Item Drop: 180.0
- > HP: 795/795, MP: 163/510
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 0 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- cast 1 Disco Leer
- You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
- cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
- You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10)
- > Added -tie to maximize
- > Desired maximize: meat drop, -equip snow suit, switch Hobo Monkey, switch rockin' robin, switch adventurous spelunker, switch Grimstone Golem, switch Fist Turkey, switch Unconscious Collective, switch Golden Monkey, switch Angry Jung Man, switch Leprechaun -tie
- > USE: Command(equip hat ¶9694) Item(wad of used tape) Score(30.0)
- > Display(equip hat wad of used tape)
- > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶7) Item(saucepan) Score(5.0)
- > Display(equip weapon saucepan)
- > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶3961) Item(fancy opera glasses) Score(5.0)
- > Display(equip off-hand fancy opera glasses)
- > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶9091) Item(Mr. Screege's spectacles) Score(20.0)
- > Display(equip acc2 Mr. Screege's spectacles)
- > REJECT: Item(gold detective badge) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: gold detective badge</font>)
- > USE: Command(familiar Hobo Monkey) Score(173.55779762643567)
- > Display(familiar Hobo Monkey)
- > REJECT: Command(unequip familiar) Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
- > Display(unequip familiar)
- > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Greed) Score(300.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Greed)
- > USE: Command(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Item(Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Effect(Always be Collecting) Score(100.0)
- > Display(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting)
- > REJECT: Command(summon 2) Effect(Preternatural Greed) Score(100.0)
- > Display(summon 2)
- > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance meat.enh) Effect(meat.enh) Score(60.0)
- > Display(terminal enhance meat.enh)
- > REJECT: Command(drink 1 soilzerac) Item(soilzerac) Effect(Here's Mud in Your Eye) Score(50.0)
- > Display(drink 1 soilzerac)
- > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive observantly) Effect(Driving Observantly) Score(50.0)
- > Display(asdonmartin drive observantly)
- > REJECT: Effect(Winklered) Score(40.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>concert Winklered)
- > USE: Command(use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray) Item(Knob Goblin nasal spray) Effect(Wasabi Sinuses) Score(30.0)
- > Display(use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray)
- > REJECT: Skill(Bind Lasagmbie) Command(cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie) Effect(Pasta Eyeball) Score(10.0)
- > Display(cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie)
- equip hat wad of used tape
- equip weapon saucepan
- equip off-hand fancy opera glasses
- equip shirt astral shirt
- equip acc1 Mr. Screege's spectacles
- familiar Hobo Monkey (26 lbs)
- unequip familiarequip
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 55 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [636] Tower Level 2
- Encounter: wall of meat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [636] Noob Cave
- Encounter: wall of meat
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: wall of meat drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: wall of meat drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 61 Meat.
- Round 2: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: wall of meat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: wall of meat drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 139 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 12 damage.
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 2 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 139 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: wall of meat takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 131 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: wall of meat takes 197 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- You gain 981 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 380 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(636): Starting with 75 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 1.7000000000000002
- > Meat Drop: 393.55767262643883 Item Drop: 220.0
- > HP: 816/816, MP: 104/559
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 0 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip familiar tiny bowler
- familiar lock
- > Added -tie to maximize
- > Desired maximize: meat drop, -equip snow suit, switch Hobo Monkey, switch rockin' robin, switch adventurous spelunker, switch Grimstone Golem, switch Fist Turkey, switch Unconscious Collective, switch Golden Monkey, switch Angry Jung Man, switch Leprechaun -tie
- > USE: Command(equip hat ¶9694) Item(wad of used tape) Score(30.0)
- > Display(equip hat wad of used tape)
- > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶7) Item(saucepan) Score(5.0)
- > Display(equip weapon saucepan)
- > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶3961) Item(fancy opera glasses) Score(5.0)
- > Display(equip off-hand fancy opera glasses)
- > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶9091) Item(Mr. Screege's spectacles) Score(20.0)
- > Display(equip acc2 Mr. Screege's spectacles)
- > REJECT: Item(gold detective badge) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: gold detective badge</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: tiny bowler</font>)
- > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Greed) Score(300.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Greed)
- > USE: Command(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Item(Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Effect(Always be Collecting) Score(100.0)
- > Display(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting)
- > REJECT: Command(summon 2) Effect(Preternatural Greed) Score(100.0)
- > Display(summon 2)
- > REJECT: Command(witchess) Effect(Puzzle Champ) Score(77.9145461655811)
- > Display(witchess)
- > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance meat.enh) Effect(meat.enh) Score(60.0)
- > Display(terminal enhance meat.enh)
- > REJECT: Command(drink 1 soilzerac) Item(soilzerac) Effect(Here's Mud in Your Eye) Score(50.0)
- > Display(drink 1 soilzerac)
- > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive observantly) Effect(Driving Observantly) Score(50.0)
- > Display(asdonmartin drive observantly)
- > REJECT: Effect(Winklered) Score(40.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>concert Winklered)
- > USE: Command(use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray) Item(Knob Goblin nasal spray) Effect(Wasabi Sinuses) Score(30.0)
- > Display(use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray)
- > REJECT: Skill(Bind Lasagmbie) Command(cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie) Effect(Pasta Eyeball) Score(10.0)
- > Display(cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie)
- equip hat wad of used tape
- equip weapon saucepan
- equip off-hand fancy opera glasses
- equip shirt astral shirt
- equip acc1 Mr. Screege's spectacles
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 26 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [637] Tower Level 2
- Encounter: wall of meat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [637] Noob Cave
- Encounter: wall of meat
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: wall of meat drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: wall of meat drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 12 damage.
- Round 2: wall of meat takes 12 damage.
- Round 2: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: wall of meat drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: wall of meat drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 11 damage.
- Round 3: wall of meat takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 197 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 4: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 123 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
- You gain 76 Meat.
- Round 5: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 12 damage.
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 12 damage.
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: wall of meat takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 139 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 11 damage.
- Round 6: wall of meat takes 11 damage.
- Round 6: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Captain Linus emits an enthusiastic "Arrrr," grabs a shovel, and digs up some extra Meat for you. (+30% Meat Drops)
- After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
- You gain 826 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- You gain 43 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 35 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(637): Starting with 74 left at Level: 13
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 1.7000000000000002
- > Meat Drop: 393.55767262643883 Item Drop: 220.0
- > HP: 576/816, MP: 70/559
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 0 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- familiar Intergnat (38 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [638] Tower Level 3
- Encounter: wall of bones AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [638] Noob Cave
- Encounter: wall of bones AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the electric boning knife!
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it into the center of the group, sparing nobody and dealing 108 damage.
- Round 2: wall of bones takes 108 damage.
- Round 2: wall of bones takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when both GreatThief and FluffyBeast complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 56 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 194 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 57 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 65 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 253 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(638): Starting with 73 left at Level: 14
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 9.625
- > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
- > HP: 848/848, MP: 85/574
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [639] Tower Level 4
- Encounter: The Mirror in the Tower has the View that is True
- > Turn(638): Starting with 73 left at Level: 14
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.70625
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 265.71651780264983
- > HP: 848/848, MP: 85/574
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
- You gain 1 hit point
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [639] Tower Level 5
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Shadow Whale Boxer
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [639] Noob Cave
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Shadow Whale Boxer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the gauze garter and uses the gauze garter!
- Round 2: You gain 115 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 110 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 235 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos uses the gauze garter and uses the gauze garter!
- Round 3: You gain 105 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 114 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- After Battle: Isabella pops up unexpectedly, interrupting what you're doing, and shoves an advertisement in your face.
- You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 152 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 57 Smarm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(639): Starting with 72 left at Level: 14
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 9.625
- > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
- > HP: 847/848, MP: 85/574
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Turn(639): Starting with 72 left at Level: 14
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 9.625
- > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
- > HP: 847/848, MP: 85/574
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Use 1 disassembled clover
- You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)... (1) accesses required.
- [640] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
- Encounter: You Never Know What You're Gonna Find
- You acquire an item: ruby W
- You acquire an item: metallic A
- You acquire an item: lowercase N
- You acquire an item: original G
- You acquire an item: heavy D
- Combine 1 lowercase N + 1 heavy D
- You acquire an item: ND
- Crafting used 1 each of lowercase N and heavy D
- Combine 1 metallic A + 1 ruby W
- You acquire an item: WA
- Crafting used 1 each of ruby W and metallic A
- Combine 1 WA + 1 ND
- You acquire an item: Wand of Nagamar
- Crafting used 1 each of WA and ND
- > Turn(640): Starting with 71 left at Level: 14
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 15.6953125
- > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
- > HP: 848/848, MP: 81/574
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Turn(640): Starting with 71 left at Level: 14
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 15.6953125
- > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
- > HP: 848/848, MP: 81/574
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 25 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- equip hat beer helmet
- equip back Misty Cloak
- cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
- You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [641] The Naughty Sorceress' Chamber
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Naughty Sorceress
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [641] Noob Cave
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Naughty Sorceress
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Naughty Sorceress drops 22 attack power.
- Round 2: Naughty Sorceress drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
- Round 2: Naughty Sorceress takes 11 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Naughty Sorceress takes 136 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 5: Naughty Sorceress takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Naughty Sorceress takes 121 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
- Round 6: Naughty Sorceress takes 11 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Naughty Sorceress takes 121 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 7: Naughty Sorceress takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Naughty Sorceress takes 129 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
- Round 9: Naughty Sorceress takes 11 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: Naughty Sorceress takes 135 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 10: Naughty Sorceress takes 9 damage.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle. The tag on it says "MONEY/LOVE/POWER SPELL money/love/power not guaranteed please remember to leave 5-star feedback"
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [642] Noob Cave
- [642] Noob Cave
- Encounter: The Naughty Sorceress (2) NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Naughty Sorceress (2) drops 23 attack power.
- Round 2: Naughty Sorceress (2) drops 21 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 10 damage.
- Round 2: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 10 damage.
- Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 2: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 3: Naughty Sorceress (2) drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Naughty Sorceress (2) drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
- Round 3: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
- Round 3: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 112 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 5 damage.
- Round 4: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 4: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 115 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 6 damage.
- Round 5: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 6 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 5: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 112 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 5 damage.
- Round 6: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 6: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 120 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 9 damage.
- Round 7: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
- Round 7: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 11 damage.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 121 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 6 damage.
- Round 8: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 6 damage.
- Round 8: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 8: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 112 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 5 damage.
- Round 9: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 5 damage.
- Round 9: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
- Round 9: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 10 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 115 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 10: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
- Round 10: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 10 damage.
- Round 10: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
- Round 10: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella roars like a savage beast, straining against his Saint Patrick costume. It's very inspiring! (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [642] Noob Cave
- [642] Noob Cave
- Encounter: The Naughty Sorceress (3) AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled SuperBlaster the Cantankerous. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: fiberglass fetish
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 343 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 135 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 118 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- [642] Freeing King Ralph
- Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
- > Yay! The King is saved. I suppose you should do stuff.
- [642] Freeing King Ralph
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- familiar Ms. Puck Man (6 lbs)
- pull: 1 Snow Suit
- equip familiar Snow Suit
- equip acc3 Mr. Screege's spectacles
- > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: -1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
- > Done.
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