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  1.  
  2. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  3.  
  4. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  5. Player Snapshot
  6. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  7.  
  8. > moon
  9.  
  10. January 13, 2018 - Boozember 5
  11.  
  12. Ronald: full moon
  13. Grimace: first quarter
  14. Mini-moon: behind Grimace
  15.  
  16. Feast of Boris: 2 days
  17. Yuletide: 7 days
  18. Festival of Jarlsberg: 12 days
  19. Valentine's Day: 23 days
  20. St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 30 days
  21. Oyster Egg Day: 37 days
  22. El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 45 days
  23. Generic Summer Holiday: 54 days
  24. Dependence Day: 63 days
  25. Arrrbor Day: 71 days
  26. Labór Day: 81 days
  27. Halloween: 91 days
  28.  
  29.  
  30. Mysticism bonus today (not tomorrow).
  31.  
  32.  
  33. > status
  34.  
  35. Name: Arbos
  36. Class: Seal Clubber
  37.  
  38. Lv: 12
  39. HP: 1001 / 1,001
  40. MP: 60 / 734
  41.  
  42. Mus: 296 (143), tnp = 78
  43. Mys: 257 (90), tnp = 2
  44. Mox: 306 (89), tnp = 42
  45.  
  46. Advs: 85
  47. Meat: 7,806
  48.  
  49. Full: 0 / 15
  50. Drunk: 0 / 14
  51. Spleen: 0 / 15
  52.  
  53.  
  54. > equipment
  55.  
  56. Hat: reinforced beaded headband
  57. Weapon: oversized pipe
  58. Off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  59. Shirt: (none)
  60. Pants: (none)
  61. Back: protonic accelerator pack
  62.  
  63. Acc. 1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  64. Acc. 2: meteorthopedic shoes
  65. Acc. 3: tiny plastic golden gundam
  66.  
  67. Pet: Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
  68. Item: li'l unicorn costume
  69.  
  70. > skills
  71.  
  72. Uncategorized
  73. - 20/20 Vision
  74. - 5-D Earning Potential
  75. - Abs of Tin
  76. - Alien Source Code
  77. - Astute Angler
  78. - Awesome Balls of Fire
  79. - Bend Hell
  80. - Bow-Legged Swagger
  81. - CLEESH
  82. - Calculate the Universe
  83. - Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau
  84. - Chronic Indigestion
  85. - Communism!
  86. - Conjure Relaxing Campfire
  87. - Creepy Lullaby
  88. - Deep Dark Visions
  89. - Disintegrate
  90. - Drescher's Annoying Noise
  91. - Eggsplosion
  92. - Eldritch Intellect
  93. - Eternal Flame
  94. - Evoke Eldritch Horror
  95. - Fifteen Minutes of Flame
  96. - Gingerbread Mob Hit
  97. - Grease Lightning
  98. - Inappropriate Backrub
  99. - Incredible Self-Esteem
  100. - Licorice Rope
  101. - Marginally Insane
  102. - Master of the Surprising Fist
  103. - Maximum Chill
  104. - Meteor Lore
  105. - Mudbath
  106. - Natural Born Scrabbler
  107. - Object Quasi-Permanence
  108. - Psychokinetic Hug
  109. - Quantum Movement
  110. - Raise Backup Dancer
  111. - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
  112. - Request Sandwich
  113. - Shattering Punch
  114. - Shivering Monkey Technique
  115. - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  116. - Slimy Shoulders
  117. - Slimy Sinews
  118. - Slimy Synapses
  119. - Snokebomb
  120. - Snowclone
  121. - Speluck
  122. - Stack Lumps
  123. - Steely-Eyed Squint
  124. - Sweet Synthesis
  125. - Thrift and Grift
  126. - Transcendent Olfaction
  127. - Walberg's Dim Bulb
  128.  
  129. Seal Clubber
  130. - Audacity of the Otter
  131. - Batter Up!
  132. - Blubber Up
  133. - Buoyancy of the Beluga
  134. - Cavalcade of Fury
  135. - Claws of the Walrus
  136. - Clobber
  137. - Club Foot
  138. - Cold Shoulder
  139. - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
  140. - Fortitude of the Muskox
  141. - Furious Wallop
  142. - Harpoon!
  143. - Hibernate
  144. - Hide of the Walrus
  145. - Ire of the Orca
  146. - Lunge Smack
  147. - Lunging Thrust-Smack
  148. - Musk of the Moose
  149. - Northern Explosion
  150. - Northern Exposure
  151. - Precision of the Penguin
  152. - Pride of the Puffin
  153. - Pulverize
  154. - Rage of the Reindeer
  155. - Scowl of the Auk
  156. - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  157. - Seething of the Snow Leopard
  158. - Silent Hunter
  159. - Snarl of the Timberwolf
  160. - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
  161. - Thirst of the Weasel
  162. - Thrust-Smack
  163. - Tongue of the Walrus
  164. - Wrath of the Wolverine
  165.  
  166. Turtle Tamer
  167. - Amphibian Sympathy
  168. - Armorcraftiness
  169. - Astral Shell
  170. - Blessing of She-Who-Was
  171. - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
  172. - Blessing of the War Snapper
  173. - Butts of Steel
  174. - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
  175. - Empathy of the Newt
  176. - Ghostly Shell
  177. - Headbutt
  178. - Hero of the Half-Shell
  179. - Kneebutt
  180. - Patience of the Tortoise
  181. - Patient Smile
  182. - Pizza Lover
  183. - Quiet Determination
  184. - Reptilian Fortitude
  185. - Shell Up
  186. - Shieldbutt
  187. - Skin of the Leatherback
  188. - Spectral Snapper
  189. - Spiky Shell
  190. - Spirit Boon
  191. - Spirit Snap
  192. - Spirit Vacation
  193. - Stiff Upper Lip
  194. - Summon Leviatuga
  195. - Tao of the Terrapin
  196. - Tenacity of the Snapper
  197. - Testudinal Teachings
  198. - The Long View
  199. - Toss
  200. - Turtle Power
  201. - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
  202.  
  203. Pastamancer
  204. - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
  205. - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
  206. - Bind Lasagmbie
  207. - Bind Penne Dreadful
  208. - Bind Spaghetti Elemental
  209. - Bind Spice Ghost
  210. - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
  211. - Bind Vampieroghi
  212. - Bind Vermincelli
  213. - Bringing Up the Rear
  214. - Cannelloni Cannon
  215. - Cannelloni Cocoon
  216. - Entangling Noodles
  217. - Fearful Fettucini
  218. - Flavour of Magic
  219. - Lasagna Bandages
  220. - Leash of Linguini
  221. - Manicotti Meditation
  222. - Pastamastery
  223. - Quiet Judgement
  224. - Ravioli Shurikens
  225. - Shield of the Pastalord
  226. - Spaghetti Spear
  227. - Spirit of Ravioli
  228. - Spirit of Rigatoni
  229. - Springy Fusilli
  230. - Stuffed Mortar Shell
  231. - Subtle and Quick to Anger
  232. - Tempuramancy
  233. - Thrall Unit Tactics
  234. - Tolerance of the Kitchen
  235. - Transcendent Al Dente
  236. - Transcendental Noodlecraft
  237. - Utensil Twist
  238. - Weapon of the Pastalord
  239. - Wizard Squint
  240.  
  241. Sauceror
  242. - Advanced Saucecrafting
  243. - Antibiotic Saucesphere
  244. - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
  245. - Curse of Marinara
  246. - Curse of Vichyssoise
  247. - Curse of Weaksauce
  248. - Curse of the Thousand Islands
  249. - Deep Saucery
  250. - Diminished Gag Reflex
  251. - Elemental Saucesphere
  252. - Expert Panhandling
  253. - Icy Glare
  254. - Impetuous Sauciness
  255. - Inner Sauce
  256. - Intrinsic Spiciness
  257. - Irrepressible Spunk
  258. - Itchy Curse Finger
  259. - Jalapeño Saucesphere
  260. - Master Saucier
  261. - Salsaball
  262. - Sauce Contemplation
  263. - Sauce Monocle
  264. - Saucecicle
  265. - Saucegeyser
  266. - Saucemaven
  267. - Saucestorm
  268. - Saucy Salve
  269. - Scarysauce
  270. - Silent Treatment
  271. - Simmer
  272. - Soul Saucery
  273. - Stream of Sauce
  274. - The Way of Sauce
  275. - Wave of Sauce
  276. - Wry Smile
  277.  
  278. Disco Bandit
  279. - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  280. - Adventurer of Leisure
  281. - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
  282. - Deft Hands
  283. - Disco Aerobics
  284. - Disco Bravado
  285. - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
  286. - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
  287. - Disco Dance of Doom
  288. - Disco Eye-Poke
  289. - Disco Face Stab
  290. - Disco Fever
  291. - Disco Greed
  292. - Disco Inferno
  293. - Disco Leer
  294. - Disco Nap
  295. - Disco Shank
  296. - Disco Smirk
  297. - Disco State of Mind
  298. - Flashy Dancer
  299. - Frantic Gyrations
  300. - Heart of Polyester
  301. - Knife in the Dark
  302. - Mad Looting Skillz
  303. - Nimble Fingers
  304. - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
  305. - Salacious Cocktailcrafting
  306. - Sensitive Fingers
  307. - Silent Knife
  308. - Smooth Movement
  309. - Suckerpunch
  310. - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
  311. - Tango of Terror
  312. - That's Not a Knife
  313. - Tricky Knifework
  314.  
  315. Accordion Thief
  316. - Accordion Appreciation
  317. - Accordion Bash
  318. - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  319. - Bawdy Refrain
  320. - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
  321. - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
  322. - Cadenza
  323. - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  324. - Chorale of Companionship
  325. - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  326. - Concerto de los Muertos
  327. - Cone of Zydeco
  328. - Crab Claw Technique
  329. - Dirge of Dreadfulness
  330. - Dissonant Riff
  331. - Donho's Bubbly Ballad
  332. - Elron's Explosive Etude
  333. - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  334. - Five Finger Discount
  335. - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
  336. - Knowing Smile
  337. - Mariachi Memory
  338. - Master Accordion Master Thief
  339. - Moxie of the Mariachi
  340. - Prelude of Precision
  341. - Quiet Desperation
  342. - Sing
  343. - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
  344. - Sticky Fingers
  345. - Suspicious Gaze
  346. - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
  347. - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  348. - The Moxious Madrigal
  349. - The Ode to Booze
  350. - The Polka of Plenty
  351. - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
  352. - The Psalm of Pointiness
  353. - The Sonata of Sneakiness
  354. - Thief Among the Honorable
  355. - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  356.  
  357. Conditional
  358. - KGB tranquilizer dart
  359. - Shoot Ghost
  360. - Spirit of Bacon Grease
  361. - Spirit of Cayenne
  362. - Spirit of Garlic
  363. - Spirit of Nothing
  364. - Spirit of Peppermint
  365. - Spirit of Wormwood
  366. - Trap Ghost
  367.  
  368. Ed
  369. - Mild Curse
  370.  
  371. Gnome Trainer
  372. - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
  373. - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
  374. - Gnomish Hardigness
  375. - Powers of Observatiogn
  376. - Torso Awaregness
  377.  
  378.  
  379. > effects
  380.  
  381. 2 of 4 AT buffs active.
  382. ? Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (3)
  383. Elemental Saucesphere (3)
  384. Musk of the Moose (3)
  385. Reptilian Fortitude (3)
  386. Scarysauce (3)
  387. Spiky Shell (3)
  388. Tenacity of the Snapper (3)
  389. Blubbered Up (8)
  390. Disco Fever (8)
  391. Ghostly Shell (8)
  392. Starry-Eyed (10)
  393. Total Protonic Reversal (10)
  394. Empathy (11)
  395. Leash of Linguini (11)
  396. On the Trail [Bob Racecar] (11)
  397. Astral Shell (13)
  398. Springy Fusilli (13)
  399. Walberg's Dim Bulb (13)
  400. ? Patient Smile (16)
  401. Pride of the Puffin (18)
  402. ? Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (18)
  403. Rage of the Reindeer (19)
  404. Brother Corsican's Blessing (20)
  405. Winklered (20)
  406. Drescher's Annoying Noise (23)
  407. Driving Obnoxiously (23)
  408. Puzzle Champ (25)
  409. Patience of the Tortoise (26)
  410. Seal Clubbing Frenzy (26)
  411. A View to Some Meat (50)
  412. Goldentongue (50)
  413. Punch Another Day (50)
  414. The Living Hitpoints (50)
  415. Thunderspell (50)
  416. Become Intensely interested (63)
  417. Baited Hook (67)
  418. meat.enh (100)
  419. Quantum of Moxie (150)
  420. familiar.enq (200)
  421. items.enh (200)
  422. Spirit of Peppermint (?)
  423.  
  424.  
  425. > modifiers
  426.  
  427. ML: +53
  428. Enc: +10.00%
  429. Init: +180.00%
  430.  
  431. Exp: +12.36
  432. Meat: +280.00%
  433. Item: +105.00%
  434.  
  435.  
  436. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  437.  
  438.  
  439. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  440. You acquire an item: stuffed Cheshire bitten
  441. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  442. You acquire an item: stuffed Cheshire bitten
  443. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  444.  
  445. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  446.  
  447. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  448. You acquire an item: stuffed key
  449.  
  450. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  451. You acquire an item: giant designer sunglasses
  452.  
  453. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  454. You spent 47 Meat
  455. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  456.  
  457. add to closet: 1 worthless gewgaw
  458.  
  459. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  460. You acquire an item: worthless trinket
  461.  
  462. take from closet: 1 worthless gewgaw
  463. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
  464.  
  465. trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
  466. You acquire ten-leaf clover (2)
  467.  
  468. Use 2 ten-leaf clover
  469. You acquire disassembled clover (2)
  470. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  471.  
  472. Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
  473. You acquire tequila grenade (2)
  474. You acquire an item: molotov cocktail cocktail
  475.  
  476. familiar Space Jellyfish (42 lbs)
  477.  
  478. Visiting the Swimmy Little Fishes and Such
  479. Encounter: Approach the Jellyfish
  480. Took choice 1219/1: Harvest Jelly
  481. choice.php?whichchoice=1219&option=1&pwd
  482. You acquire an item: sea jelly
  483. Took choice 1219/1: unknown
  484. choice.php?whichchoice=1219&option=1
  485.  
  486. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
  487.  
  488. cast 1 Communism!
  489. custom outfit Backup
  490. > FarFuture.ash version 1.0.8
  491.  
  492. use 1 Time-Spinner
  493.  
  494. [450] Time-Spinner
  495. Took choice 1195/4: (secret choice)
  496. choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=4
  497. Encounter: The Far Future
  498. Encounter: The Far Future
  499. Took choice 1199/1: Concern
  500. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  501. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In your Quarters
  502. Took choice 1199/2: Take the flute
  503. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  504. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In your Quarters
  505. Took choice 1199/4: Use the Replicator
  506. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  507. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In your Quarters
  508. Took choice 1199/2: "Gin, Kardashian, Shot"
  509. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  510. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In your Quarters
  511. You acquire an item: Shot of Kardashian Gin
  512. Took choice 1199/6: Go to the Bridge
  513. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
  514. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  515. Took choice 1199/6: Speak with the alien
  516. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
  517. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  518. Took choice 1199/2: "Warleader Arbos of the Concern"
  519. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  520. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  521. Took choice 1199/1: "This will be your last mistake."
  522. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  523. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  524. Took choice 1199/1: "Yeah, well, Concern!"
  525. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  526. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  527. Took choice 1199/8: Enter the Turbolift
  528. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=8
  529. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Turbolift
  530. Took choice 1199/7: Go to the Holofloor
  531. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
  532. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Holofloor
  533. Took choice 1199/3: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
  534. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  535. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Holofloor
  536. Took choice 1199/3: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
  537. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  538. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Holofloor
  539. Took choice 1199/3: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
  540. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  541. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Holofloor
  542. Took choice 1199/5: Enter the Turbolift
  543. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  544. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Turbolift
  545. Took choice 1199/4: Go to the Bridge
  546. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  547. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  548. Took choice 1199/6: Sit at the Weapons Console
  549. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
  550. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  551. Took choice 1199/1: Fire a Warning Shot
  552. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  553. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  554. Took choice 1199/4: Don't Fire
  555. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  556. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  557. Took choice 1199/4: Speak to Chief Uhura
  558. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  559. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  560. Took choice 1199/1: "Will you please hail the alien vessel?"
  561. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  562. Encounter: Starship Concern :: In the Bridge
  563. Took choice 1199/2: "You best turn around, for your own health."
  564. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  565. > Mission successful, earning two medals.
  566. > You've earned 716 medals so far.
  567. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  568. > This is version: 1290 Mafia: 18388
  569. > This is day 3.
  570. > Turns played: 449 current adventures: 85
  571. > Current Ascension: Standard
  572. Took choice 1104/1: Shake the tree
  573. choice.php?whichchoice=1104&option=1&pwd
  574. You acquire an item: cuppa Obscuri tea
  575. You acquire an item: cuppa Impregnabili tea
  576. You acquire an item: cuppa Twen tea
  577.  
  578. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  579. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  580. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
  581. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  582.  
  583. wham.php?visit=1
  584. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  585. wham.php?visit=2
  586. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  587. wham.php?visit=3
  588. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  589. wham.php?ask=1&visit=3
  590. wham.php?visit=4
  591. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
  592. wham.php?visit=5
  593. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
  594. wham.php?ask=1&visit=5
  595. wham.php?visit=6
  596. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
  597. wham.php?ask=1&visit=6
  598. wham.php?accuse=9&visit=9
  599. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  600. > Solved the case in 59 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars.
  601.  
  602. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  603. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
  604. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  605.  
  606. wham.php?visit=1
  607. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  608. wham.php?visit=2
  609. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  610. wham.php?ask=1&visit=2
  611. wham.php?accuse=8&visit=8
  612. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  613. > Solved the case in 21 minutes, earning 9 bonus dollars.
  614.  
  615. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  616. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
  617. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  618.  
  619. wham.php?visit=1
  620. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  621. wham.php?visit=2
  622. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  623. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=2
  624. wham.php?accuse=4&visit=4
  625. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  626. > Solved the case in 21 minutes, earning 9 bonus dollars.
  627.  
  628. trading 10 cop dollars for 1 shoe gum
  629. You acquire an item: shoe gum
  630. > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
  631.  
  632. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  633. You spent 47 Meat
  634. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  635.  
  636. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  637. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
  638.  
  639. equip shirt astral shirt
  640.  
  641. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  642.  
  643. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  644. > We did not initialize the briefcase this ascension, we can not care
  645.  
  646. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  647. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  648. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  649. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  650. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  651. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  652. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  653. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  654. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  655. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  656. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  657. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  658. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  659. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  660. > Crank power!!
  661. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  662. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer1
  663. You acquire exploding cigar (3)
  664. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer2
  665. You acquire exploding cigar (3)
  666. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
  667. You acquire an item: golden gun
  668. You acquire golden gum (3)
  669. You acquire an item: tiny plastic golden gundam
  670. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  671. You acquire an item: improved martini
  672. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  673. You acquire an item: improved martini
  674. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  675. You acquire an item: improved martini
  676.  
  677. cast 1 That's Not a Knife
  678. You acquire an item: soap knife
  679.  
  680. add to closet: 1 soap knife
  681.  
  682. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  683. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
  684.  
  685. drink 1 hacked gibson
  686. You gain 24 Adventures
  687. You gain 52 Beefiness
  688. You gain 49 Magicalness
  689. You gain a Mysticality point!
  690. You gain 43 Sarcasm
  691. You gain a Moxie point!
  692. You gain 4 Drunkenness
  693. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
  694. > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
  695. > Encounter: 15.0 Exp Bonus: 15.170833333333333
  696. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 145.0
  697. > HP: 998/1107, MP: 10/829
  698. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  699. > ML: 73 control: 9
  700. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  701.  
  702. place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=town_horsery
  703. Took choice 1266/2: Rent This Horse
  704. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1266&option=2
  705.  
  706. use 1 portable pantogram
  707. Took choice 1270/1: (secret choice)
  708. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1270&option=1&m=1&e=2&s1=-1%2C0&s2=-2%2C0&s3=-1%2C0
  709.  
  710. familiar Intergnat (57 lbs)
  711.  
  712. use 1 mumming trunk
  713. Took choice 1271/3: Saint Patrick
  714. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=3
  715. Costume 3 applied to Intergnat
  716.  
  717. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
  718.  
  719. familiar Hobo Monkey (41 lbs)
  720.  
  721. use 1 mumming trunk
  722. Took choice 1271/1: The Captain
  723. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=1
  724. Costume 1 applied to Hobo Monkey
  725.  
  726. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
  727.  
  728. familiar XO Skeleton (51 lbs)
  729.  
  730. use 1 mumming trunk
  731. Took choice 1271/2: Beelzebub
  732. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=2
  733. Costume 2 applied to XO Skeleton
  734.  
  735. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
  736.  
  737. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  738. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  739. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1275&option=4
  740. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  741.  
  742. familiar XO Skeleton (51 lbs)
  743.  
  744. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  745. > Generating Floundry Locations for the session...
  746. > Pre Adventure at none done, beep.
  747.  
  748. [450] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  749. Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  750. Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
  751. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1222&option=1
  752.  
  753. [450] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  754. Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
  755. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  756. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  757. Took choice 1223/1: Fight the Enforcer
  758. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1223&option=1
  759. Encounter: LOV Enforcer
  760. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  761. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  762.  
  763. [450] Noob Cave
  764. Encounter: LOV Enforcer
  765. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  766. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  767. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  768. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 48 attack power.
  769. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 48 defense.
  770. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  771. Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 8 damage.
  772. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  773. Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 8 attack power.
  774. Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 8 defense.
  775. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  776. Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 59 damage.
  777. Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage.
  778. Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 5 damage.
  779. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  780. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  781. Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 50 damage.
  782. Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage.
  783. Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 4 damage.
  784. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  785. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  786. Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 49 damage.
  787. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  788. Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 50 damage.
  789. Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 4 damage.
  790. Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage.
  791. Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
  792. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  793. Round 9: LOV Enforcer takes 53 damage.
  794. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  795. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  796. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  797. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  798. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  799. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  800. After Battle: You gain 40 Muscularity Points
  801. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  802. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  803. You gain 15 Meat.
  804. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  805. After Battle: You gain 63 Fortitude
  806. You gain a Muscle point!
  807. After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
  808. After Battle: You gain 32 Roguishness
  809. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  810. Took choice 1224/1: unknown
  811. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=1
  812.  
  813. [450] Noob Cave
  814. Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
  815. You acquire an item: LOV Eardigan
  816. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  817. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  818. Took choice 1225/1: Fight the Engineer
  819. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=1
  820. Encounter: LOV Engineer
  821. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  822. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  823.  
  824. [450] Noob Cave
  825. Encounter: LOV Engineer
  826. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  827. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  828. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  829. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
  830. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 6 defense.
  831. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  832. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 45 attack power.
  833. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 46 defense.
  834. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
  835. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  836. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  837. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 23 damage.
  838. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
  839. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  840. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  841. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  842. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  843. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  844. Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 10 damage.
  845. Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
  846. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  847. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  848. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  849. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  850. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
  851. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  852. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  853. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 130 damage.
  854. Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
  855. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  856. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  857. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 9 damage.
  858. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 2 damage.
  859. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  860. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  861. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 72 damage.
  862. Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
  863. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 6 attack power.
  864. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 7 defense.
  865. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 9 damage.
  866. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  867. Round 8: You lose 7 hit points
  868. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  869. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 77 damage.
  870. Round 9: You gain 2 hit points
  871. Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 7 attack power.
  872. Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 6 defense.
  873. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  874. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  875. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  876. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  877. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  878. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  879. After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  880. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  881. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  882. You gain 13 Meat.
  883. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  884. After Battle: You gain 62 Strongness
  885. After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
  886. After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
  887. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  888. Took choice 1226/2: unknown
  889. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=2
  890.  
  891. [450] Noob Cave
  892. Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
  893. You acquire an effect: Open Heart Surgery (50)
  894. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  895. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  896. Took choice 1227/1: Fight the Equivocator
  897. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=1
  898. Encounter: LOV Equivocator
  899. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  900. Round 1: LOV Equivocator takes 6 damage.
  901. Round 1: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
  902. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  903. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  904.  
  905. [450] Noob Cave
  906. Encounter: LOV Equivocator
  907. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  908. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  909. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  910. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
  911. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  912. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  913. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 43 attack power.
  914. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 44 defense.
  915. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  916. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  917. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  918. Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 16 damage.
  919. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
  920. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  921. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  922. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  923. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
  924. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  925. Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 5 damage.
  926. Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 1 damage.
  927. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  928. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  929. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
  930. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 8 defense.
  931. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  932. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  933. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  934. Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 82 damage.
  935. Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
  936. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  937. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  938. Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 6 damage.
  939. Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
  940. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  941. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  942. Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 100 damage.
  943. Round 8: You gain 3 hit points
  944. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
  945. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  946. Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 7 damage.
  947. Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 2 damage.
  948. Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
  949. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  950. Round 9: LOV Equivocator takes 70 damage.
  951. Round 9: You gain 3 hit points
  952. Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  953. Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  954. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  955. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when both BeefyPunk and BearBeast complimented you on your dancing.
  956. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  957. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  958. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  959. You gain 11 Meat.
  960. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  961. After Battle: You gain 56 Strongness
  962. After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
  963. After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
  964. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  965. Took choice 1228/1: unknown
  966. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=1
  967. You acquire an item: LOV Enamorang
  968.  
  969. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  970. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  971.  
  972. cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  973. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  974. You acquire an item: coconut shell
  975. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  976. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  977. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  978.  
  979. cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
  980. You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
  981.  
  982. cast 1 Pastamastery
  983. You acquire dry noodles (5)
  984.  
  985. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  986.  
  987. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  988. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  989.  
  990. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  991. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  992.  
  993. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  994. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  995.  
  996. cast 1 Scarysauce
  997. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  998.  
  999. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  1000. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  1001.  
  1002. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  1003. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  1004.  
  1005. cast 1 Blubber Up
  1006. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  1007.  
  1008. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1009.  
  1010. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  1011. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  1012.  
  1013. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  1014. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  1015.  
  1016. cast 1 Disco Fever
  1017. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  1018.  
  1019. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1020. You gain 36 hit points
  1021. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1022.  
  1023. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1024. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1025. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1026. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1027. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1028. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1029.  
  1030. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1031. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1032. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1033. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1034. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1035. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1036. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1037.  
  1038. [450] Noob Cave
  1039. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1040. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1041. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1042. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1043. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1044. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  1045. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1046. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 82 attack power.
  1047. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 83 defense.
  1048. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1049. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1050. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1051. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 23 damage.
  1052. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1053. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1054. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1055. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1056. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1057. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  1058. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 9 damage.
  1059. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 1 damage.
  1060. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 8 damage.
  1061. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  1062. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1063. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
  1064. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  1065. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 16 attack power.
  1066. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1067. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1068. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 159 damage.
  1069. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  1070. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1071. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1072. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1073. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 171 damage.
  1074. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  1075. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
  1076. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1077. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  1078. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when FuzzyBear taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  1079. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  1080. You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
  1081. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  1082. After Battle: You gain 56 Muscularity Points
  1083. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  1084. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  1085. You gain 12 Meat.
  1086. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1087. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1088. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
  1089. You acquire an item: X
  1090. After Battle: You gain 64 Strongness
  1091. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  1092. After Battle: You gain 33 Roguishness
  1093.  
  1094. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1095.  
  1096. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  1097. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  1098.  
  1099. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  1100. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  1101.  
  1102. cast 1 Scarysauce
  1103. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  1104.  
  1105. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  1106. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  1107.  
  1108. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1109.  
  1110. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  1111. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  1112.  
  1113. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  1114. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  1115. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1116. > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
  1117. > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 16.03333333333333
  1118. > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 295.9223618302983
  1119. > HP: 1110/1110, MP: 653/829
  1120. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1121. > ML: 73 control: 9
  1122. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1123.  
  1124. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  1125.  
  1126. equip pants pantogram pants
  1127.  
  1128. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1129. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1130. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1131. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1132. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1133. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1134.  
  1135. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1136. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1137. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1138. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1139. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1140. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1141. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1142.  
  1143. [450] Noob Cave
  1144. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1145. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1146. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1147. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1148. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1149. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1150. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1151. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 82 attack power.
  1152. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 84 defense.
  1153. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1154. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1155. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1156. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 19 damage.
  1157. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1158. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1159. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1160. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1161. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
  1162. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1163. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1164. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1165. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1166. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1167. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  1168. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1169. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 124 damage.
  1170. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  1171. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1172. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1173. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1174. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 131 damage.
  1175. Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
  1176. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1177. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1178. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1179. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 141 damage.
  1180. Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
  1181. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1182. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1183. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  1184. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when PunkQueen taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  1185. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  1186. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  1187. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  1188. After Battle: You gain 60 hit points
  1189. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  1190. After Battle: You gain 50 Muscularity Points
  1191. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your skull.
  1192. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  1193. You gain 13 Meat.
  1194. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1195. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1196. After Battle: You gain 95 Beefiness
  1197. You gain a Muscle point!
  1198. After Battle: You gain 27 Wizardliness
  1199. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  1200.  
  1201. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1202. You acquire an item: P.B.L.T.
  1203.  
  1204. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1205. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1206. > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
  1207. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.05
  1208. > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 295.9223618302983
  1209. > HP: 1144/1144, MP: 686/810
  1210. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1211. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1212. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1213.  
  1214. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1215. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1216. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1217. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1218. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1219. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1220.  
  1221. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1222. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1223. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1224. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1225. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1226. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1227. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1228.  
  1229. [450] Noob Cave
  1230. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1231. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1232. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1233. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1234. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1235. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  1236. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1237. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 77 attack power.
  1238. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 80 defense.
  1239. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1240. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  1241. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1242. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 19 damage.
  1243. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 12 attack power.
  1244. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1245. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1246. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1247. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1248. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  1249. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1250. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1251. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  1252. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1253. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1254. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1255. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 119 damage.
  1256. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  1257. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 16 attack power.
  1258. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1259. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1260. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 154 damage.
  1261. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  1262. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1263. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1264. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1265. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 170 damage.
  1266. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  1267. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1268. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1269. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  1270. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when you and AuburnPaul totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  1271. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  1272. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  1273. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  1274. After Battle: You gain 44 Muscularity Points
  1275. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  1276. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  1277. You gain 10 Meat.
  1278. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1279. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1280. After Battle: You gain 92 Strongness
  1281. After Battle: You gain 25 Mysteriousness
  1282. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  1283.  
  1284. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1285. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1286. > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
  1287. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.05
  1288. > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 295.9223618302983
  1289. > HP: 1144/1144, MP: 719/810
  1290. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1291. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1292. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1293.  
  1294. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1295. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1296. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1297. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1298. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1299. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1300.  
  1301. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1302. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1303. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1304. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1305. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1306. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1307. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1308.  
  1309. [450] Noob Cave
  1310. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1311. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1312. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1313. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1314. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1315. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1316. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1317. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 73 attack power.
  1318. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 77 defense.
  1319. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1320. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  1321. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1322. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 19 damage.
  1323. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1324. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1325. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1326. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1327. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1328. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1329. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1330. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1331. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  1332. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1333. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1334. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1335. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 117 damage.
  1336. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  1337. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1338. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
  1339. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1340. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 167 damage.
  1341. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  1342. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1343. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1344. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1345. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 192 damage.
  1346. Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
  1347. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1348. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1349. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  1350. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled AwesomeArmadillo the Tipsy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  1351. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  1352. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  1353. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  1354. You gain 10 Meat.
  1355. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1356. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1357. After Battle: You gain 68 Beefiness
  1358. After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
  1359. After Battle: You gain 33 Smarm
  1360. You gain a Moxie point!
  1361.  
  1362. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1363. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1364. > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
  1365. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.05
  1366. > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 295.9223618302983
  1367. > HP: 1144/1144, MP: 707/810
  1368. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1369. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1370. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1371.  
  1372. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1373. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1374. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1375. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1376. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1377. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1378.  
  1379. [450] Your Witchess Set
  1380. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1381. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1382. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1383. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1384. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1385. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1386.  
  1387. [450] Noob Cave
  1388. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1389. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1390. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1391. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1392. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1393. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
  1394. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1395. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 70 attack power.
  1396. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 72 defense.
  1397. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1398. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1399. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1400. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 19 damage.
  1401. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1402. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
  1403. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1404. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1405. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1406. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  1407. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1408. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  1409. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  1410. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1411. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1412. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1413. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 145 damage.
  1414. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  1415. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  1416. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1417. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1418. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 172 damage.
  1419. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  1420. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  1421. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
  1422. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  1423. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you armwrestled Mariah the Positive. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  1424. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  1425. You acquire an item: meteoreo
  1426. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 12 lb. XO Skeleton
  1427. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  1428. After Battle: You gain 66 Muscularity Points
  1429. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  1430. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  1431. You gain 11 Meat.
  1432. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1433. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1434. After Battle: You gain 79 Muscleboundness
  1435. After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
  1436. After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
  1437.  
  1438. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1439. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1440. > Turn(449): Starting with 109 left at Level: 12
  1441. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.05
  1442. > Meat Drop: 320.0 Item Drop: 297.39520528262574
  1443. > HP: 1144/1144, MP: 763/810
  1444. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1445. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1446. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1447. > Found option for Numberology: 69 (adventures3)
  1448.  
  1449. cast 1 Calculate the Universe
  1450. numberology 69
  1451. You gain 3 Adventures
  1452.  
  1453. Visiting a Science Tent
  1454. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  1455. Took choice 1201/3: Great!
  1456. choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=3
  1457. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1458. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
  1459.  
  1460. Visiting a Science Tent
  1461. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  1462. Took choice 1201/1: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
  1463. choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=1
  1464.  
  1465. [450] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
  1466. Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghblrgsssshhsssggggrrggl
  1467. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1468. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  1469. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1470.  
  1471. [450] Noob Cave
  1472. Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghblrgsssshhsssggggrrggl
  1473. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1474. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1475. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1476. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  1477. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  1478. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 8 damage.
  1479. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 2 damage.
  1480. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1481. Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
  1482. Round 2: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1483. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 76 damage.
  1484. Round 3: You gain 6 hit points
  1485. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  1486. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 defense.
  1487. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 7 damage.
  1488. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1489. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1490. Round 3: You lose 31 hit points
  1491. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1492. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 69 damage.
  1493. Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
  1494. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  1495. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  1496. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 8 damage.
  1497. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1498. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1499. Round 4: You lose 28 hit points
  1500. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1501. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 61 damage.
  1502. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  1503. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  1504. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
  1505. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 7 damage.
  1506. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1507. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1508. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  1509. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1510. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 63 damage.
  1511. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  1512. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
  1513. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 defense.
  1514. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 6 damage.
  1515. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1516. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1517. Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
  1518. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1519. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  1520. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  1521. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  1522. After Battle: You gain 53 hit points
  1523. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  1524. After Battle: You gain 65 Muscularity Points
  1525. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your knee.
  1526. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  1527. You gain 11 Meat.
  1528. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1529. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  1530. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  1531. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  1532. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  1533. You acquire an item: O
  1534. After Battle: You gain 81 Strengthliness
  1535. You gain a Muscle point!
  1536. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  1537. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  1538.  
  1539. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1540.  
  1541. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1542. You gain 58 hit points
  1543. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1544.  
  1545. drink 5 Sacramento wine
  1546. You gain 7 Adventures
  1547. You gain 37 Beefiness
  1548. You gain 25 Enchantedness
  1549. You gain 22 Cheek
  1550. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1551. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1552. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1553. You gain 7 Adventures
  1554. You gain 36 Strongness
  1555. You gain 16 Enchantedness
  1556. You gain 13 Cheek
  1557. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1558. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1559. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1560. You gain 7 Adventures
  1561. You gain 21 Fortitude
  1562. You gain 26 Enchantedness
  1563. You gain 28 Cheek
  1564. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1565. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1566. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1567. You gain 7 Adventures
  1568. You gain 36 Strongness
  1569. You gain 21 Wizardliness
  1570. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1571. You gain 28 Sarcasm
  1572. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1573. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1574. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1575. You gain 6 Adventures
  1576. You gain 41 Muscleboundness
  1577. You gain 25 Mysteriousness
  1578. You gain 22 Roguishness
  1579. You gain a Moxie point!
  1580. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1581. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1582. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1583.  
  1584. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  1585. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
  1586.  
  1587. drink 1 hacked gibson
  1588. You gain 24 Adventures
  1589. You gain 77 Strengthliness
  1590. You gain a Muscle point!
  1591. You gain 46 Enchantedness
  1592. You gain 42 Smarm
  1593. You gain 4 Drunkenness
  1594. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
  1595. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1596.  
  1597. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1598. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1599.  
  1600. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 1)
  1601. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  1602. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  1603. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  1604.  
  1605. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1606. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1607. unequip acc3
  1608. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1609. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1610. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1611. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 740/778
  1612. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1613. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1614. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1615.  
  1616. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1617. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1618.  
  1619. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1620. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1621.  
  1622. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 2)
  1623. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  1624. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  1625. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  1626.  
  1627. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1628. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1629. unequip acc3
  1630. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1631. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1632. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1633. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 740/778
  1634. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1635. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1636. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1637.  
  1638. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1639. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1640.  
  1641. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1642. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1643.  
  1644. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 3)
  1645. Encounter: sabre-toothed lime
  1646. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1647. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1648. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  1649. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  1650. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  1651. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  1652. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  1653. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  1654. After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
  1655. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  1656. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  1657. You gain 54 Meat
  1658. You gain 14 Meat.
  1659. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1660. You acquire an item: twist of lime
  1661. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  1662. After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
  1663. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
  1664.  
  1665. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1666. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1667. unequip acc3
  1668. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1669. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1670. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1671. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 750/778
  1672. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1673. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1674. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1675.  
  1676. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1677. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1678.  
  1679. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1680. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1681.  
  1682. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 4)
  1683. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  1684. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  1685. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  1686.  
  1687. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1688. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1689. unequip acc3
  1690. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1691. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1692. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1693. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 750/778
  1694. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1695. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1696. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1697.  
  1698. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1699. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1700.  
  1701. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1702. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1703.  
  1704. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 5)
  1705. Encounter: The First Chest Isn't the Deepest.
  1706. Took choice 690/2: Skip to 8th chamber, no turn spent
  1707. choice.php?whichchoice=690&option=2&pwd
  1708.  
  1709. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1710. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1711. unequip acc3
  1712. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1713. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1714. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1715. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 750/778
  1716. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1717. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1718. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1719.  
  1720. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1721. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1722.  
  1723. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1724. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1725.  
  1726. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 8)
  1727. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  1728. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  1729. choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
  1730.  
  1731. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1732. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1733. unequip acc3
  1734. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1735. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1736. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1737. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 750/778
  1738. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1739. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1740. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1741.  
  1742. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1743. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1744.  
  1745. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1746. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1747.  
  1748. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 9)
  1749. Encounter: dodecapede
  1750. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1751. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1752. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  1753. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  1754. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when Chicken James taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  1755. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  1756. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  1757. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  1758. You gain 46 Meat
  1759. You gain 10 Meat.
  1760. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1761. You acquire an item: clutch of dodecapede eggs
  1762. After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
  1763. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  1764. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  1765.  
  1766. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1767. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1768. unequip acc3
  1769. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1770. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1771. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1772. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 725/778
  1773. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1774. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1775. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1776.  
  1777. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1778. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1779.  
  1780. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1781. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1782.  
  1783. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 10)
  1784. Encounter: Second Chest
  1785. Took choice 691/2: Skip to 13th chamber, no turn spent
  1786. choice.php?whichchoice=691&option=2&pwd
  1787.  
  1788. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1789. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1790. unequip acc3
  1791. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1792. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1793. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1794. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 725/778
  1795. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1796. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1797. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1798.  
  1799. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1800. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1801.  
  1802. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1803. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1804.  
  1805. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 13)
  1806. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  1807. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  1808. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  1809.  
  1810. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1811. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1812. unequip acc3
  1813. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1814. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1815. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1816. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 725/778
  1817. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1818. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1819. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1820.  
  1821. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1822. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1823.  
  1824. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1825. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1826.  
  1827. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 14)
  1828. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  1829. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  1830. choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
  1831.  
  1832. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1833. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1834. unequip acc3
  1835. > Turn(449): Starting with 170 left at Level: 12
  1836. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1837. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1838. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 725/778
  1839. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1840. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1841. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1842.  
  1843. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1844. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1845.  
  1846. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1847. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1848.  
  1849. [450] The Daily Dungeon (Room 15)
  1850. Encounter: The Final Reward
  1851. Took choice 689/1: Get fat loot token
  1852. choice.php?whichchoice=689&option=1&pwd
  1853. You acquire an item: fat loot token
  1854. unequip acc3
  1855. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
  1856. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.852083333333333
  1857. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 327.39520528262574
  1858. > HP: 1113/1113, MP: 745/778
  1859. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1860. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1861. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1862.  
  1863. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1864. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  1865.  
  1866. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  1867. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  1868. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1869. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1870. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1871. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1872. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 attack power.
  1873. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 22 defense.
  1874. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1875. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
  1876. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1877. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1878. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  1879. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1880. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  1881. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  1882. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1883. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 287 damage.
  1884. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  1885. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1886. You acquire an item: ice rice
  1887. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you and Super Autumn totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  1888. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  1889. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  1890. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  1891. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  1892. You gain 10 Meat.
  1893. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1894. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  1895. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
  1896. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
  1897.  
  1898. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  1899. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  1900.  
  1901. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  1902. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  1903.  
  1904. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  1905. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  1906.  
  1907. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1908.  
  1909. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1910. You gain 34 hit points
  1911. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1912. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
  1913. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
  1914. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 342.39520528262574
  1915. > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 692/818
  1916. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1917. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1918. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1919. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  1920.  
  1921. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  1922. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  1923. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1924. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1925. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1926. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1927. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
  1928. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 24 defense.
  1929. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1930. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
  1931. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1932. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1933. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
  1934. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1935. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  1936. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  1937. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1938. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 255 damage.
  1939. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  1940. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1941. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when Doctor Mad taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  1942. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  1943. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  1944. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  1945. You gain 11 Meat.
  1946. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1947. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
  1948. You acquire an item: X
  1949. After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
  1950. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  1951. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  1952.  
  1953. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1954. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1955. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
  1956. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
  1957. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 342.39520528262574
  1958. > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 691/818
  1959. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1960. > ML: 98 control: 9
  1961. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1962. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  1963.  
  1964. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  1965. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  1966. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1967. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1968. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1969. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1970. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1971. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
  1972. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 24 defense.
  1973. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1974. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
  1975. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  1976. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1977. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  1978. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1979. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  1980. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  1981. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1982. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 213 damage.
  1983. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  1984. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  1985. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and KetchupDancer totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  1986. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  1987. You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
  1988. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  1989. After Battle: You gain 63 Muscularity Points
  1990. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  1991. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  1992. You gain 10 Meat.
  1993. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  1994. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  1995. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  1996. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  1997.  
  1998. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1999. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2000. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
  2001. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
  2002. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 342.39520528262574
  2003. > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 752/818
  2004. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2005. > ML: 98 control: 9
  2006. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2007. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  2008.  
  2009. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2010. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2011. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2012. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2013. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2014. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2015. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2016. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2017. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
  2018. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
  2019. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2020. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
  2021. Round 3: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  2022. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  2023. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  2024. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  2025. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2026. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
  2027. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  2028. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2029. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 207 damage.
  2030. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  2031. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2032. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both MarmosetBarbarian and MeatWarrior complimented you on your dancing.
  2033. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  2034. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  2035. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  2036. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  2037. You gain 10 Meat.
  2038. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2039. After Battle: You gain 36 Strengthliness
  2040. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  2041. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
  2042.  
  2043. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  2044. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2045. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
  2046. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
  2047. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 342.39520528262574
  2048. > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 750/818
  2049. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2050. > ML: 98 control: 9
  2051. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2052. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  2053.  
  2054. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2055. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2056. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2057. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2058. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2059. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2060. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2061. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2062. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
  2063. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
  2064. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2065. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
  2066. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2067. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  2068. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  2069. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2070. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 198 damage.
  2071. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  2072. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  2073. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  2074. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2075. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 222 damage.
  2076. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  2077. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2078. You acquire an item: training legwarmers
  2079. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and ParticularSarah and Captain Wanted won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  2080. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  2081. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 13 lb. XO Skeleton
  2082. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  2083. After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
  2084. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your giblets.
  2085. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  2086. You gain 10 Meat.
  2087. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2088. After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
  2089. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  2090. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  2091.  
  2092. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  2093. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2094. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
  2095. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
  2096. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
  2097. > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 807/818
  2098. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2099. > ML: 98 control: 9
  2100. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2101. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  2102.  
  2103. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2104. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2105. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2106. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2107. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  2108. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2109. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2110. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2111. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
  2112. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
  2113. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2114. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
  2115. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2116. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  2117. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
  2118. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2119. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 179 damage.
  2120. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  2121. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  2122. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  2123. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2124. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 185 damage.
  2125. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  2126. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2127. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  2128. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  2129. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  2130. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  2131. You gain 15 Meat.
  2132. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2133. After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
  2134. After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
  2135. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2136. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  2137.  
  2138. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  2139.  
  2140. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2141. You gain 4 hit points
  2142. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2143. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 12
  2144. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
  2145. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
  2146. > HP: 1153/1153, MP: 789/824
  2147. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2148. > ML: 98 control: 9
  2149. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2150. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  2151.  
  2152. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2153. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2154. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2155. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2156. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2157. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2158. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  2159. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2160. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2161. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
  2162. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
  2163. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2164. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
  2165. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2166. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  2167. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
  2168. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2169. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 189 damage.
  2170. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  2171. Round 5: You lose 14 hit points
  2172. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  2173. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  2174. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2175. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 173 damage.
  2176. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  2177. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2178. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  2179. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin nasal spray
  2180. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  2181. After Battle: You gain 53 hit points
  2182. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  2183. After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
  2184. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  2185. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  2186. You gain 14 Meat.
  2187. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2188. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  2189. You acquire an item: O
  2190. After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
  2191. You gain a Muscle point!
  2192. You gain a Level!
  2193. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  2194. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  2195. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2196. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2197. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.456250000000004
  2198. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
  2199. > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 824/824
  2200. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2201. > ML: 100 control: 9
  2202. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2203. mcd 0
  2204. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  2205.  
  2206. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2207. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2208. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2209. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2210. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2211. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2212. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2213. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2214. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2215. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  2216. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 23 defense.
  2217. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2218. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
  2219. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2220. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  2221. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 defense.
  2222. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2223. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 178 damage.
  2224. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  2225. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  2226. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  2227. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  2228. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2229. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 170 damage.
  2230. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  2231. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2232. You acquire an item: ice rice
  2233. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled WackyKid. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  2234. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  2235. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  2236. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  2237. You gain 15 Meat.
  2238. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2239. After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
  2240. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  2241. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
  2242.  
  2243. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2244. You gain 13 hit points
  2245. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2246. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2247. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
  2248. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
  2249. > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
  2250. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2251. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2252. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2253.  
  2254. place.php?whichplace=snojo&action=snojo_controller
  2255. Took choice 1118/1: muscle training
  2256. choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=1&pwd
  2257. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  2258.  
  2259. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2260. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2261. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2262. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  2263. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2264. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2265. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2266. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2267. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2268. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 attack power.
  2269. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
  2270. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2271. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
  2272. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2273. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  2274. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
  2275. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2276. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 154 damage.
  2277. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  2278. Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
  2279. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  2280. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  2281. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2282. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 162 damage.
  2283. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  2284. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2285. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when both Insane Giles and Doctor Booger complimented you on your dancing.
  2286. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  2287. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  2288. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  2289. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  2290. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  2291. After Battle: You gain 60 Muscularity Points
  2292. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  2293. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  2294. You gain 14 Meat.
  2295. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2296. After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
  2297. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  2298. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  2299. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2300. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2301. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
  2302. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
  2303. > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 824/824
  2304. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2305. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2306. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2307. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  2308.  
  2309. [451] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2310. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2311. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2312. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  2313. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2314. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2315. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
  2316. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 26 defense.
  2317. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2318. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 20 damage.
  2319. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2320. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  2321. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
  2322. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2323. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 203 damage.
  2324. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  2325. Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
  2326. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  2327. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  2328. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  2329. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2330. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 158 damage.
  2331. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  2332. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2333. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when MustardWarrior bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  2334. You acquire an item: insanely spicy bean burrito
  2335. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your nipple.
  2336. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  2337. You gain 11 Meat.
  2338. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2339. After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
  2340. After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
  2341. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  2342.  
  2343. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2344. You gain 28 hit points
  2345. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2346. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2347. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
  2348. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
  2349. > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
  2350. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2351. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2352. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2353.  
  2354. Converting insanely spicy bean burrito into Fuel
  2355. > Compressed 1 insanely spicy bean burrito into sheep, I mean fuel: 38 --> 48
  2356. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2357.  
  2358. Harvesting your garden
  2359. You acquire cornucopia (5)
  2360. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  2361.  
  2362. use 1 cornucopia
  2363. You acquire an item: raw green beans
  2364. You acquire an item: raw potato
  2365. You acquire an item: raw bread
  2366. You acquire an item: raw gravy
  2367. You acquire an item: raw stuffing
  2368. You acquire cashew (2)
  2369. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2370. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
  2371. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
  2372. > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
  2373. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2374. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2375. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2376. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2377. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  2378.  
  2379. use 1 cornucopia
  2380. You acquire an item: raw turkey
  2381. You acquire an item: raw mincemeat
  2382. You acquire an item: raw gravy
  2383. You acquire cashew (4)
  2384.  
  2385. trading 3 cashews for 1 stuffing fluffer
  2386. You acquire an item: stuffing fluffer
  2387. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2388. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
  2389. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
  2390. > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
  2391. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2392. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2393. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2394. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2395. > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
  2396.  
  2397. use 1 stuffing fluffer
  2398. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2399. > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
  2400. > Meat Drop: 310.0 Item Drop: 343.86425061104575
  2401. > HP: 1159/1159, MP: 804/824
  2402. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2403. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2404. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2405. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2406. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  2407.  
  2408. Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
  2409. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2410. > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 21.51875
  2411. > Meat Drop: 280.0 Item Drop: 323.86425061104575
  2412. > HP: 1049/1049, MP: 804/824
  2413. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2414. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2415. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2416.  
  2417. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2418.  
  2419. equip pants pantogram pants
  2420.  
  2421. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2422. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2423. > Doing the orchard.
  2424. You lose an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (0)
  2425. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  2426.  
  2427. equip hat training helmet
  2428. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  2429. > Pre Adventure at The Hatching Chamber done, beep.
  2430.  
  2431. [451] The Hatching Chamber
  2432. Encounter: larval filthworm
  2433. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2434. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  2435. Round 1: larval filthworm takes 7 damage.
  2436. Round 1: larval filthworm takes 2 damage.
  2437. Round 1: larval filthworm takes 6 damage.
  2438. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  2439. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2440. Round 1: Arbos casts HUGS AND KISSES!!
  2441. You acquire an item: filthworm hatchling scent gland
  2442. Round 2: larval filthworm drops 10 attack power.
  2443. Round 2: larval filthworm drops 10 defense.
  2444. Round 2: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  2445. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  2446. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and LankyCaroline totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  2447. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  2448. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  2449. After Battle: You gain 56 hit points
  2450. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  2451. After Battle: You gain 53 Muscularity Points
  2452. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  2453. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  2454. You gain 215 Meat
  2455. You gain 15 Meat.
  2456. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2457. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
  2458. You acquire an item: X
  2459. After Battle: You gain 61 Muscleboundness
  2460. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  2461. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  2462.  
  2463. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2464. You gain 39 hit points
  2465. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2466. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2467. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.69375
  2468. > Meat Drop: 370.0 Item Drop: 423.86425061104575
  2469. > HP: 1119/1119, MP: 792/824
  2470. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2471. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2472. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2473.  
  2474. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2475.  
  2476. buy 5 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  2477. You spent 235 Meat
  2478. You acquire wad of dough (5)
  2479.  
  2480. buy 5 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  2481. You spent 330 Meat
  2482. You acquire soda water (5)
  2483.  
  2484. [451] Cook 5 wad of dough + 5 soda water
  2485. You acquire loaf of soda bread (5)
  2486. Crafting used 5 each of wad of dough and soda water
  2487.  
  2488. Converting 5 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  2489. > Compressed 5 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 11 --> 42
  2490. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2491. > Doing the orchard.
  2492.  
  2493. use 1 filthworm hatchling scent gland
  2494. You acquire an effect: Filthworm Larva Stench (10)
  2495.  
  2496. equip hat training helmet
  2497. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  2498. > Pre Adventure at The Feeding Chamber done, beep.
  2499.  
  2500. [451] The Feeding Chamber
  2501. Encounter: filthworm drone
  2502. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2503. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  2504. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2505. Round 1: Arbos casts HUGS AND KISSES!!
  2506. You acquire an item: filthworm drone scent gland
  2507. Round 2: filthworm drone drops 10 attack power.
  2508. Round 2: filthworm drone drops 10 defense.
  2509. Round 2: Arbos casts GINGERBREAD MOB HIT!
  2510. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  2511. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you armwrestled CoolAgent. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  2512. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  2513. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  2514. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  2515. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  2516. You gain 291 Meat
  2517. You gain 14 Meat.
  2518. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2519. After Battle: You gain 49 Strengthliness
  2520. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  2521. After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
  2522.  
  2523. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2524. You gain 18 hit points
  2525. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2526. > Turn(450): Starting with 169 left at Level: 13
  2527. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.78125
  2528. > Meat Drop: 370.0 Item Drop: 423.86425061104575
  2529. > HP: 1119/1119, MP: 746/824
  2530. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2531. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2532. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2533.  
  2534. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2535. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2536. > Doing the orchard.
  2537.  
  2538. use 1 filthworm drone scent gland
  2539. You acquire an effect: Filthworm Drone Stench (10)
  2540.  
  2541. equip hat training helmet
  2542.  
  2543. trading 20 BACON for 1 viral video
  2544. You acquire an item: viral video
  2545. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  2546. > Pre Adventure at The Royal Guard Chamber done, beep.
  2547.  
  2548. [451] The Royal Guard Chamber
  2549. Encounter: filthworm royal guard
  2550. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2551. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  2552. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2553. Round 1: Arbos casts DISINTEGRATE!
  2554. You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (100)
  2555. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  2556. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you and FettuciniDankThug totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  2557. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  2558. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  2559. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 14 lb. XO Skeleton
  2560. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  2561. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  2562. You gain 526 Meat
  2563. You gain 14 Meat.
  2564. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2565. You acquire an item: filthworm royal guard scent gland
  2566. After Battle: You gain 61 Strengthliness
  2567. You gain a Muscle point!
  2568. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  2569. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  2570.  
  2571. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  2572. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  2573.  
  2574. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  2575. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  2576.  
  2577. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2578. You gain 8 hit points
  2579. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2580. > Turn(451): Starting with 168 left at Level: 13
  2581. > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.868750000000002
  2582. > Meat Drop: 370.0 Item Drop: 425.3295878967653
  2583. > HP: 1122/1122, MP: 570/824
  2584. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2585. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2586. > Everything Looks Yellow: 99
  2587. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2588.  
  2589. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2590. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2591. > Doing the orchard.
  2592.  
  2593. use 1 filthworm royal guard scent gland
  2594. You acquire an effect: Filthworm Guard Stench (10)
  2595.  
  2596. familiar Hobo Monkey (51 lbs)
  2597. > Pre Adventure at The Filthworm Queen's Chamber done, beep.
  2598.  
  2599. [452] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber
  2600. Encounter: the queen filthworm
  2601. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2602. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  2603. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2604. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2605. Round 2: queen filthworm drops 27 attack power.
  2606. Round 2: queen filthworm drops 25 defense.
  2607. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  2608. You gain 92 Meat.
  2609. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2610. Round 3: queen filthworm takes 20 damage.
  2611. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2612. Round 4: queen filthworm drops 11 attack power.
  2613. Round 4: queen filthworm drops 11 defense.
  2614. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2615. Round 5: queen filthworm takes 161 damage.
  2616. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  2617. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2618. Round 6: queen filthworm takes 193 damage.
  2619. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  2620. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2621. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Void Kayla. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  2622. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  2623. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  2624. After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
  2625. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  2626. You gain 7206 Meat
  2627. You gain 13 Meat.
  2628. You acquire an item: heart of the filthworm queen
  2629. After Battle: You gain 53 Fortitude
  2630. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  2631. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  2632.  
  2633. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2634. You gain 21 hit points
  2635. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2636. > Turn(452): Starting with 167 left at Level: 13
  2637. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 29.043750000000003
  2638. > Meat Drop: 639.9271928232702 Item Drop: 280.0
  2639. > HP: 1162/1162, MP: 556/824
  2640. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2641. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2642. > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
  2643. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2644.  
  2645. buy 2 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  2646. You spent 94 Meat
  2647. You acquire wad of dough (2)
  2648.  
  2649. buy 2 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  2650. You spent 132 Meat
  2651. You acquire soda water (2)
  2652.  
  2653. [453] Cook 2 wad of dough + 2 soda water
  2654. You acquire loaf of soda bread (2)
  2655. Crafting used 2 each of wad of dough and soda water
  2656.  
  2657. Converting 2 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  2658. > Compressed 2 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 42 --> 53
  2659. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2660. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  2661.  
  2662. Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
  2663.  
  2664. Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
  2665. You gain 4,787 Meat
  2666. > Turn(452): Starting with 167 left at Level: 13
  2667. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 29.043750000000003
  2668. > Meat Drop: 609.9271928232702 Item Drop: 260.0
  2669. > HP: 1052/1052, MP: 556/824
  2670. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2671. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2672. > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
  2673. > Found completed Orchard (Nuns Trick - Gland) (12)
  2674. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2675.  
  2676. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2677.  
  2678. equip pants pantogram pants
  2679.  
  2680. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2681. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2682. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  2683. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  2684.  
  2685. familiar Intergnat (67 lbs)
  2686. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  2687.  
  2688. [453] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2689. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman WITH BACON!!!
  2690. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2691. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  2692. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2693. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2694. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 27 attack power.
  2695. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 25 defense.
  2696. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2697. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 20 damage.
  2698. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2699. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 11 attack power.
  2700. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 11 defense.
  2701. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2702. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 224 damage.
  2703. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  2704. Round 5: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
  2705. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2706. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 208 damage.
  2707. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  2708. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2709. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and BearTurtle totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  2710. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  2711. You gain 15 Meat.
  2712. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  2713. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  2714. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  2715. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  2716. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  2717. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  2718. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  2719. After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  2720. After Battle: You gain 53 Strongness
  2721. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  2722. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  2723. 16 hippies defeated; 80 down, 920 left.
  2724.  
  2725. cast 1 Astral Shell
  2726. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  2727.  
  2728. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  2729. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  2730.  
  2731. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  2732. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  2733.  
  2734. cast 1 Scarysauce
  2735. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  2736.  
  2737. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  2738. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  2739.  
  2740. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  2741. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  2742.  
  2743. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  2744. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  2745.  
  2746. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  2747. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  2748.  
  2749. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  2750. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  2751. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2752. > Turn(453): Starting with 166 left at Level: 13
  2753. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
  2754. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
  2755. > HP: 1052/1052, MP: 492/824
  2756. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2757. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2758. > Everything Looks Yellow: 97
  2759. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2760.  
  2761. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2762.  
  2763. equip pants pantogram pants
  2764.  
  2765. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2766. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2767. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  2768. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  2769. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  2770.  
  2771. [454] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2772. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR War Hippy Sky Captain
  2773. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2774. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  2775. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2776. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2777. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 28 attack power.
  2778. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 26 defense.
  2779. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2780. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 20 damage.
  2781. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2782. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 12 attack power.
  2783. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 11 defense.
  2784. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2785. Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 173 damage.
  2786. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  2787. Round 5: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
  2788. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2789. Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 172 damage.
  2790. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  2791. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2792. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when both Kaitlyn the Developed and BeefKing the Lion complimented you on your dancing.
  2793. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  2794. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  2795. You gain 11 Meat.
  2796. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  2797. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  2798. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  2799. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2800. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2801. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  2802. You acquire an item: BACON
  2803. After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  2804. After Battle: You gain 53 Muscleboundness
  2805. After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
  2806. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  2807. 16 hippies defeated; 96 down, 904 left.
  2808. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2809. > Turn(454): Starting with 165 left at Level: 13
  2810. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
  2811. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
  2812. > HP: 1052/1052, MP: 495/824
  2813. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2814. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2815. > Everything Looks Yellow: 96
  2816. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2817.  
  2818. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2819.  
  2820. equip pants pantogram pants
  2821.  
  2822. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2823. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2824. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  2825. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  2826. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  2827.  
  2828. [455] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2829. Encounter: War Hippy Baker AND TESLA!
  2830. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2831. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  2832. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2833. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2834. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 27 attack power.
  2835. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 25 defense.
  2836. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2837. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 20 damage.
  2838. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2839. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 12 attack power.
  2840. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 10 defense.
  2841. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2842. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 183 damage.
  2843. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  2844. Round 5: Isabella bites your foe on the leg and shakes them violently, as Saint Patrick was famous for doing all the time.
  2845. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2846. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 173 damage.
  2847. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  2848. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2849. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled MariachiSeal the Barbarian. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  2850. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  2851. You gain 13 Meat.
  2852. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  2853. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  2854. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  2855. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2856. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  2857. After Battle: You gain 92 Muscularity Points
  2858. You acquire an item: BACON
  2859. After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  2860. After Battle: You gain 56 Fortitude
  2861. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  2862. After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
  2863. You gain a Moxie point!
  2864. 16 hippies defeated; 112 down, 888 left.
  2865.  
  2866. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  2867. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  2868. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2869. > Turn(455): Starting with 164 left at Level: 13
  2870. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
  2871. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
  2872. > HP: 1052/1052, MP: 588/824
  2873. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2874. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2875. > Everything Looks Yellow: 95
  2876. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2877.  
  2878. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2879.  
  2880. equip pants pantogram pants
  2881.  
  2882. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2883. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2884. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  2885. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  2886. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  2887.  
  2888. [456] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2889. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G. AND TESLA!
  2890. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2891. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  2892. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2893. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2894. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 28 attack power.
  2895. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 26 defense.
  2896. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2897. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 20 damage.
  2898. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2899. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 12 attack power.
  2900. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 11 defense.
  2901. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2902. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 170 damage.
  2903. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  2904. Round 5: Isabella bites your foe on the arm and shakes them violently, as Saint Patrick was famous for doing all the time.
  2905. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2906. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 173 damage.
  2907. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  2908. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2909. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when you and Davey the Fierce took turns doing benchpresses with Lanky Jocelyn's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  2910. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  2911. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  2912. You gain 11 Meat.
  2913. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  2914. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  2915. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  2916. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  2917. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2918. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  2919. After Battle: You gain 108 Muscularity Points
  2920. You acquire an item: BACON
  2921. After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  2922. After Battle: You gain 64 Muscleboundness
  2923. You gain a Muscle point!
  2924. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  2925. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  2926. 16 hippies defeated; 128 down, 872 left.
  2927.  
  2928. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  2929. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  2930. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2931. > Turn(456): Starting with 163 left at Level: 13
  2932. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
  2933. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
  2934. > HP: 1058/1058, MP: 682/824
  2935. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2936. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2937. > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
  2938. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2939.  
  2940. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2941.  
  2942. equip pants pantogram pants
  2943.  
  2944. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2945. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2946. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  2947. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  2948. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  2949.  
  2950. [457] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2951. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad WITH SCIENCE!
  2952. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2953. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  2954. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2955. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2956. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 26 attack power.
  2957. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 25 defense.
  2958. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2959. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 20 damage.
  2960. Round 3: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  2961. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  2962. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  2963. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when both PastaEvidence the Inebriated and WonderFighter complimented you on your dancing.
  2964. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  2965. You gain 10 Meat.
  2966. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Disraeli's Twenty-eighth Law of Love says an object at the airport tends to stay at the airport!"
  2967. You acquire an item: BACON
  2968. After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  2969. After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness
  2970. After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
  2971. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2972. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  2973. 16 hippies defeated; 144 down, 856 left.
  2974.  
  2975. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2976. You gain 1 hit point
  2977. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2978. > Turn(457): Starting with 162 left at Level: 13
  2979. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
  2980. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
  2981. > HP: 1058/1058, MP: 665/832
  2982. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2983. > ML: 91 control: 0
  2984. > Everything Looks Yellow: 93
  2985. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2986.  
  2987. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  2988.  
  2989. equip pants pantogram pants
  2990.  
  2991. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2992. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  2993. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  2994. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  2995. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  2996.  
  2997. [458] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2998. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger NAMED NEIL
  2999. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3000. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  3001. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3002. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3003. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 27 attack power.
  3004. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 25 defense.
  3005. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 22 damage.
  3006. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger takes 22 damage.
  3007. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3008. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 20 damage.
  3009. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 23 damage.
  3010. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 23 damage.
  3011. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3012. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 11 attack power.
  3013. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 defense.
  3014. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 39 damage.
  3015. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 39 damage.
  3016. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3017. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 181 damage.
  3018. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  3019. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 41 damage.
  3020. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 41 damage.
  3021. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  3022. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when EthnicNeed taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  3023. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  3024. You gain 11 Meat.
  3025. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  3026. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  3027. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  3028. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  3029. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  3030. You acquire an item: BACON
  3031. After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  3032. After Battle: You gain 50 Muscleboundness
  3033. After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
  3034. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  3035. 16 hippies defeated; 160 down, 840 left.
  3036.  
  3037. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3038. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3039.  
  3040. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  3041. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  3042.  
  3043. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  3044. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  3045.  
  3046. cast 1 Scarysauce
  3047. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  3048.  
  3049. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3050. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3051.  
  3052. cast 1 Blubber Up
  3053. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  3054.  
  3055. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  3056. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  3057.  
  3058. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  3059. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  3060.  
  3061. cast 1 Disco Fever
  3062. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  3063. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3064. > Turn(458): Starting with 161 left at Level: 13
  3065. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
  3066. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
  3067. > HP: 1058/1058, MP: 593/832
  3068. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3069. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3070. > Everything Looks Yellow: 92
  3071. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3072.  
  3073. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3074.  
  3075. equip pants pantogram pants
  3076.  
  3077. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3078. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3079. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  3080. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3081. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  3082.  
  3083. [459] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3084. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman NAMED NEIL
  3085. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3086. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  3087. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3088. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3089. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 29 attack power.
  3090. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 25 defense.
  3091. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 27 damage.
  3092. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman takes 27 damage.
  3093. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3094. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 20 damage.
  3095. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 25 damage.
  3096. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 25 damage.
  3097. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3098. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 12 attack power.
  3099. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman drops 10 defense.
  3100. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 41 damage.
  3101. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 41 damage.
  3102. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3103. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 188 damage.
  3104. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  3105. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 36 damage.
  3106. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 36 damage.
  3107. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  3108. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  3109. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  3110. You gain 13 Meat.
  3111. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  3112. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  3113. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3114. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  3115. You acquire an item: BACON
  3116. After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  3117. After Battle: You gain 65 Strongness
  3118. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  3119. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  3120. 16 hippies defeated; 176 down, 824 left.
  3121.  
  3122. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  3123. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  3124. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3125. > Turn(459): Starting with 160 left at Level: 13
  3126. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
  3127. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
  3128. > HP: 813/813, MP: 599/689
  3129. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3130. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3131. > Everything Looks Yellow: 91
  3132. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3133.  
  3134. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3135.  
  3136. equip pants pantogram pants
  3137.  
  3138. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3139. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3140. > Getting to the nunnery/junkyard
  3141. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3142. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  3143.  
  3144. [460] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3145. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman AND TESLA!
  3146. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3147. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  3148. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman takes 4 damage.
  3149. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman takes 2 damage.
  3150. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman takes 2 damage.
  3151. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  3152. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3153. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3154. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
  3155. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 defense.
  3156. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3157. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 26 attack power.
  3158. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 24 defense.
  3159. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  3160. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 12 defense.
  3161. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3162. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 15 damage.
  3163. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  3164. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 11 defense.
  3165. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3166. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
  3167. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  3168. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  3169. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  3170. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3171. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 167 damage.
  3172. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3173. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  3174. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  3175. Round 6: Isabella chomps your foe on the torso and refuses to let go. That's that famous Saint Patrick tenacity at work.
  3176. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3177. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman takes 213 damage.
  3178. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  3179. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
  3180. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  3181. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3182. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and PimpMeatSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  3183. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  3184. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  3185. You gain 13 Meat.
  3186. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3187. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  3188. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  3189. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  3190. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  3191. After Battle: You gain 77 Muscularity Points
  3192. You acquire an item: BACON
  3193. After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  3194. After Battle: You gain 61 Strongness
  3195. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  3196. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  3197. 16 hippies defeated; 192 down, 808 left.
  3198. The Nunnery is now accessible in this uniform!
  3199.  
  3200. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3201. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  3202.  
  3203. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  3204. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  3205.  
  3206. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  3207. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  3208. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3209. > Turn(460): Starting with 159 left at Level: 13
  3210. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 33.53881578947368
  3211. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 379.7042008431048
  3212. > HP: 813/813, MP: 649/689
  3213. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3214. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3215. > Everything Looks Yellow: 90
  3216. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3217.  
  3218. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3219.  
  3220. equip pants pantogram pants
  3221.  
  3222. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3223. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3224. > Themthar Nuns!
  3225.  
  3226. cast 1 Disco Leer
  3227. You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
  3228. You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (0)
  3229.  
  3230. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  3231. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10)
  3232.  
  3233. use 1 patent avarice tonic
  3234. You acquire an effect: Patent Avarice (30)
  3235.  
  3236. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22white+chocolate+chips%22
  3237. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22crazy+little+Turkish+delight%22
  3238. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22fruitfilm%22
  3239. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3240. > Meat drop to start: 440.0
  3241.  
  3242. familiar Hobo Monkey (51 lbs)
  3243. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  3244.  
  3245. [461] The Themthar Hills
  3246. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  3247. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3248. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
  3249. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
  3250. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 4 damage.
  3251. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  3252. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3253. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3254. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3255. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3256. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3257. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
  3258. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
  3259. Round 3: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  3260. You gain 85 Meat.
  3261. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3262. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3263. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3264. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  3265. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3266. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3267. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3268. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3269. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3270. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3271. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3272. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3273. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 152 damage.
  3274. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  3275. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3276. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3277. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3278. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 159 damage.
  3279. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  3280. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3281. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3282. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3283. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled Admiral Auburn. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  3284. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  3285. Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 2 lb. Hobo Monkey
  3286. After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
  3287. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  3288. The nuns take 7,629 Meat; 7,629 recovered, 92,371 left to recover.
  3289. You gain 15 Meat.
  3290. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  3291. After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness
  3292. You gain a Muscle point!
  3293. After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
  3294. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  3295.  
  3296. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3297. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3298.  
  3299. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  3300. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  3301. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3302. > Cur Meat: 7629 Average: 7629
  3303. > Turn(461): Starting with 158 left at Level: 13
  3304. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
  3305. > Meat Drop: 713.5826074310139 Item Drop: 255.0
  3306. > HP: 819/819, MP: 612/689
  3307. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3308. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3309. > Everything Looks Yellow: 89
  3310. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3311.  
  3312. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3313.  
  3314. equip pants pantogram pants
  3315.  
  3316. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3317. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3318. > Themthar Nuns!
  3319. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3320. > Meat drop to start: 713.5826074310139
  3321. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  3322.  
  3323. [462] The Themthar Hills
  3324. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  3325. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3326. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 8 damage.
  3327. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
  3328. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
  3329. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3330. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3331. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3332. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  3333. You gain 68 Meat.
  3334. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3335. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3336. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3337. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
  3338. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
  3339. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3340. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3341. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3342. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  3343. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3344. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3345. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3346. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3347. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3348. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3349. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3350. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3351. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 122 damage.
  3352. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  3353. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3354. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3355. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3356. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 133 damage.
  3357. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  3358. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3359. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3360. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3361. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when you and WhiskeyGuy the Goblin took turns doing benchpresses with OmegaThief's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  3362. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  3363. Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 3 lb. Hobo Monkey
  3364. After Battle: Captain Linus distracts your opponent with his left hand while punching the Meat out of their pockets with the other. (+30% Meat Drops)
  3365. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  3366. The nuns take 6,614 Meat; 14,243 recovered, 85,757 left to recover.
  3367. You gain 14 Meat.
  3368. After Battle: You gain 52 Fortitude
  3369. After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
  3370. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  3371. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3372. > Cur Meat: 14243 Average: 7121
  3373. > Turn(462): Starting with 157 left at Level: 13
  3374. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
  3375. > Meat Drop: 717.2269646764964 Item Drop: 255.0
  3376. > HP: 819/819, MP: 617/689
  3377. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3378. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3379. > Everything Looks Yellow: 88
  3380. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3381.  
  3382. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3383.  
  3384. equip pants pantogram pants
  3385.  
  3386. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3387. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3388. > Themthar Nuns!
  3389. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3390. > Meat drop to start: 717.2269646764964
  3391. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  3392.  
  3393. [463] The Themthar Hills
  3394. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  3395. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3396. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3397. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3398. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3399. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3400. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3401. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
  3402. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
  3403. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3404. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3405. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3406. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  3407. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3408. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3409. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3410. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3411. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3412. Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  3413. You gain 69 Meat.
  3414. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3415. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3416. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3417. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 131 damage.
  3418. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  3419. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3420. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3421. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3422. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 131 damage.
  3423. Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
  3424. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3425. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 defense.
  3426. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3427. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  3428. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  3429. After Battle: Captain Linus distracts your opponent with his left hand while punching the Meat out of their pockets with the other. (+30% Meat Drops)
  3430. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  3431. The nuns take 8,834 Meat; 23,077 recovered, 76,923 left to recover.
  3432. You gain 14 Meat.
  3433. After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
  3434. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  3435. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  3436.  
  3437. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3438. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3439.  
  3440. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  3441. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  3442.  
  3443. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  3444. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  3445.  
  3446. cast 1 Scarysauce
  3447. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  3448.  
  3449. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3450. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3451.  
  3452. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  3453. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  3454.  
  3455. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  3456. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  3457.  
  3458. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  3459. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  3460.  
  3461. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  3462. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  3463. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3464. > Cur Meat: 23077 Average: 7692
  3465.  
  3466. use 1 stone wool
  3467. You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
  3468. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
  3469.  
  3470. [464] The Hidden Temple
  3471. Encounter: Fitting In
  3472. Took choice 582/1: mysticality substats, skip adventure or gain 3 adventures
  3473. choice.php?whichchoice=582&option=1&pwd
  3474. Encounter: Such Great Heights
  3475. You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
  3476. Took choice 579/3: gain 3 adventures
  3477. choice.php?whichchoice=579&option=3&pwd
  3478. You gain 3 Adventures
  3479. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (3)
  3480. You acquire an effect: Baited Hook (3)
  3481. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (3)
  3482. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (3)
  3483. You acquire an effect: Patent Avarice (3)
  3484. You acquire an effect: Brother Corsican's Blessing (3)
  3485. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (3)
  3486. You acquire an effect: Goldentongue (3)
  3487. You acquire an effect: Become Intensely interested (0)
  3488. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (0)
  3489. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3490. > Turn(463): Starting with 159 left at Level: 13
  3491. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 22.6625
  3492. > Meat Drop: 717.2269646764964 Item Drop: 255.0
  3493. > HP: 819/819, MP: 544/689
  3494. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3495. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3496. > Everything Looks Yellow: 87
  3497. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3498.  
  3499. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3500.  
  3501. equip pants pantogram pants
  3502.  
  3503. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3504. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3505. > Themthar Nuns!
  3506. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3507. > Meat drop to start: 717.2269646764964
  3508. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  3509.  
  3510. [464] The Themthar Hills
  3511. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  3512. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3513. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 8 damage.
  3514. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
  3515. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 7 damage.
  3516. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3517. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3518. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3519. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  3520. You gain 70 Meat.
  3521. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
  3522. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3523. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3524. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 26 attack power.
  3525. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
  3526. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3527. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3528. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3529. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  3530. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3531. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3532. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3533. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3534. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3535. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3536. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3537. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3538. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 130 damage.
  3539. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3540. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
  3541. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3542. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3543. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 137 damage.
  3544. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  3545. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
  3546. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3547. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3548. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when both CheeseDunstan and Dunstan the Wonderful complimented you on your dancing.
  3549. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  3550. After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
  3551. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  3552. The nuns take 8,286 Meat; 31,363 recovered, 68,637 left to recover.
  3553. You gain 14 Meat.
  3554. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  3555. After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
  3556. After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
  3557. After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
  3558. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3559. > Cur Meat: 31363 Average: 7840
  3560. > Turn(464): Starting with 158 left at Level: 13
  3561. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
  3562. > Meat Drop: 717.2269646764964 Item Drop: 255.0
  3563. > HP: 819/819, MP: 542/689
  3564. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3565. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3566. > Everything Looks Yellow: 86
  3567. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3568.  
  3569. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3570.  
  3571. equip pants pantogram pants
  3572.  
  3573. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3574. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3575. > Themthar Nuns!
  3576. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3577. > Meat drop to start: 717.2269646764964
  3578. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  3579.  
  3580. [465] The Themthar Hills
  3581. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  3582. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3583. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
  3584. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
  3585. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 3 damage.
  3586. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3587. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3588. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3589. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3590. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3591. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3592. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 26 attack power.
  3593. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
  3594. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3595. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3596. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3597. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  3598. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3599. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3600. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3601. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3602. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3603. Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  3604. You gain 57 Meat.
  3605. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3606. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3607. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3608. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 175 damage.
  3609. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3610. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3611. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 defense.
  3612. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3613. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 176 damage.
  3614. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  3615. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3616. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3617. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3618. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  3619. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  3620. Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 4 lb. Hobo Monkey
  3621. After Battle: Captain Linus emits an enthusiastic "Arrrr," grabs a shovel, and digs up some extra Meat for you. (+30% Meat Drops)
  3622. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  3623. The nuns take 8,164 Meat; 39,527 recovered, 60,473 left to recover.
  3624. You gain 14 Meat.
  3625. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  3626. After Battle: You gain 54 Strengthliness
  3627. After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
  3628. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  3629. Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Kitchen.
  3630.  
  3631. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  3632. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  3633. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3634. > Cur Meat: 39527 Average: 7905
  3635. > Turn(465): Starting with 157 left at Level: 13
  3636. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
  3637. > Meat Drop: 720.8605760695394 Item Drop: 255.0
  3638. > HP: 819/819, MP: 541/689
  3639. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3640. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3641. > Everything Looks Yellow: 85
  3642. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3643.  
  3644. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3645.  
  3646. equip pants pantogram pants
  3647.  
  3648. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3649.  
  3650. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3651. You gain 110 hit points
  3652. > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Kitchen
  3653. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  3654.  
  3655. familiar Intergnat (67 lbs)
  3656. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  3657.  
  3658. [466] The Haunted Kitchen
  3659. Encounter: The Icewoman WITH SCIENCE!
  3660. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3661. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3662. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3663. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  3664. Round 2: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
  3665. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  3666. Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  3667. Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  3668. Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  3669. Round 3: You lose 30 hit points
  3670. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  3671. Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  3672. Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  3673. Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  3674. Round 4: You lose 30 hit points
  3675. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  3676. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  3677. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  3678. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when FusilliHarold taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  3679. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  3680. You gain 10 Meat.
  3681. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3682. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  3683. You acquire an item: frigid derringer
  3684. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually molecular love!"
  3685. You acquire an item: BACON
  3686. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  3687. After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  3688. After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
  3689. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  3690. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  3691.  
  3692. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3693. You gain 61 hit points
  3694. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3695. > Turn(465): Starting with 157 left at Level: 13
  3696. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 25.402500000000003
  3697. > Meat Drop: 470.0 Item Drop: 399.7042008431048
  3698. > HP: 929/929, MP: 501/689
  3699. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3700. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3701. > Everything Looks Yellow: 85
  3702. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3703. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3704. > Themthar Nuns!
  3705. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3706. > Meat drop to start: 440.0
  3707.  
  3708. familiar Hobo Monkey (54 lbs)
  3709. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  3710.  
  3711. [466] The Themthar Hills
  3712. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  3713. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3714. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 7 damage.
  3715. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
  3716. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
  3717. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3718. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3719. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3720. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
  3721. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3722. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3723. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
  3724. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
  3725. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3726. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3727. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3728. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  3729. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3730. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3731. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3732. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3733. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3734. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
  3735. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 defense.
  3736. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3737. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 136 damage.
  3738. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3739. Round 6: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  3740. You gain 88 Meat.
  3741. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3742. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3743. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3744. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 187 damage.
  3745. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  3746. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3747. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3748. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3749. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  3750. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  3751. After Battle: Captain Linus rubs his hands together gleefully, thinking about all the Meat he's gonna carve off your foe. (+30% Meat Drops)
  3752. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  3753. The nuns take 8,504 Meat; 48,031 recovered, 51,969 left to recover.
  3754. You gain 11 Meat.
  3755. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  3756. After Battle: You gain 57 Beefiness
  3757. You gain a Muscle point!
  3758. After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
  3759. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  3760.  
  3761. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3762. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3763. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3764. > Cur Meat: 48031 Average: 8005
  3765. > Turn(466): Starting with 156 left at Level: 13
  3766. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.868750000000002
  3767. > Meat Drop: 720.8605760695394 Item Drop: 255.0
  3768. > HP: 822/822, MP: 493/694
  3769. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3770. > ML: 91 control: 0
  3771. > Everything Looks Yellow: 84
  3772. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3773.  
  3774. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3775.  
  3776. equip pants pantogram pants
  3777.  
  3778. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3779. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3780. > Themthar Nuns!
  3781. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3782. > Meat drop to start: 720.8605760695394
  3783. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  3784.  
  3785. [467] The Themthar Hills
  3786. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  3787. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3788. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 5 damage.
  3789. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
  3790. Round 1: dirty thieving brigand takes 2 damage.
  3791. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3792. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3793. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3794. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3795. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3796. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3797. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 25 attack power.
  3798. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 24 defense.
  3799. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 attack power.
  3800. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3801. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3802. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 15 damage.
  3803. Round 4: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  3804. You gain 89 Meat.
  3805. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3806. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3807. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3808. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3809. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3810. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3811. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3812. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3813. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 130 damage.
  3814. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3815. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3816. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 defense.
  3817. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3818. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 135 damage.
  3819. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  3820. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
  3821. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3822. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3823. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  3824. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  3825. Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 5 lb. Hobo Monkey
  3826. After Battle: Captain Linus rubs his hands together gleefully, thinking about all the Meat he's gonna carve off your foe. (+30% Meat Drops)
  3827. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  3828. The nuns take 7,182 Meat; 55,213 recovered, 44,787 left to recover.
  3829. You gain 11 Meat.
  3830. After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
  3831. After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness
  3832. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  3833. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3834. > Cur Meat: 55213 Average: 7887
  3835. > Turn(467): Starting with 155 left at Level: 13
  3836. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 21.34375
  3837. > Meat Drop: 724.4837387624884 Item Drop: 255.0
  3838. > HP: 822/822, MP: 497/694
  3839. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3840. > ML: 55 control: 0
  3841. > Everything Looks Yellow: 83
  3842. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3843.  
  3844. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3845.  
  3846. equip pants pantogram pants
  3847.  
  3848. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3849. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3850. > Themthar Nuns!
  3851. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3852. > Meat drop to start: 724.4837387624884
  3853. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  3854.  
  3855. [468] The Themthar Hills
  3856. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  3857. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3858. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3859. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3860. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3861. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3862. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3863. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 22 attack power.
  3864. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 21 defense.
  3865. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3866. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3867. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3868. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  3869. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3870. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3871. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3872. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3873. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3874. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  3875. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3876. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3877. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 172 damage.
  3878. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3879. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3880. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3881. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3882. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 183 damage.
  3883. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  3884. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
  3885. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3886. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3887. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when Mustard Ariana gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  3888. You acquire an item: CSA cheerfulness ration
  3889. After Battle: Captain Linus distracts your opponent with his left hand while punching the Meat out of their pockets with the other. (+30% Meat Drops)
  3890. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  3891. The nuns take 8,500 Meat; 63,713 recovered, 36,287 left to recover.
  3892. You gain 13 Meat.
  3893. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  3894. After Battle: You gain 45 Strengthliness
  3895. After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
  3896. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  3897.  
  3898. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3899. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3900.  
  3901. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  3902. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  3903.  
  3904. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  3905. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  3906.  
  3907. cast 1 Scarysauce
  3908. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  3909.  
  3910. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3911. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3912.  
  3913. cast 1 Disco Fever
  3914. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  3915. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3916. > Cur Meat: 63713 Average: 7964
  3917. > Turn(468): Starting with 154 left at Level: 13
  3918. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
  3919. > Meat Drop: 724.4837387624884 Item Drop: 255.0
  3920. > HP: 822/822, MP: 449/694
  3921. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3922. > ML: 55 control: 0
  3923. > Everything Looks Yellow: 82
  3924. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3925.  
  3926. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3927.  
  3928. equip pants pantogram pants
  3929.  
  3930. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3931. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  3932. > Themthar Nuns!
  3933. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3934. > Meat drop to start: 724.4837387624884
  3935. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  3936.  
  3937. [469] The Themthar Hills
  3938. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  3939. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  3940. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3941. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3942. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  3943. You gain 54 Meat.
  3944. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3945. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  3946. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3947. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 22 attack power.
  3948. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 21 defense.
  3949. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3950. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  3951. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3952. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  3953. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  3954. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3955. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3956. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3957. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  3958. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3959. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3960. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3961. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 220 damage.
  3962. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  3963. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  3964. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
  3965. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3966. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 235 damage.
  3967. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  3968. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  3969. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  3970. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3971. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you armwrestled WackyQueen the Spectacular. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  3972. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  3973. After Battle: Captain Linus emits an enthusiastic "Arrrr," grabs a shovel, and digs up some extra Meat for you. (+30% Meat Drops)
  3974. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  3975. The nuns take 7,296 Meat; 71,009 recovered, 28,991 left to recover.
  3976. You gain 12 Meat.
  3977. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  3978. After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
  3979. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  3980. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  3981.  
  3982. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  3983. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  3984. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3985. > Cur Meat: 71009 Average: 7889
  3986. > Turn(469): Starting with 153 left at Level: 13
  3987. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
  3988. > Meat Drop: 684.4837387624884 Item Drop: 255.0
  3989. > HP: 822/822, MP: 444/694
  3990. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3991. > ML: 55 control: 0
  3992. > Everything Looks Yellow: 81
  3993. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3994.  
  3995. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  3996.  
  3997. equip pants pantogram pants
  3998.  
  3999. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4000. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4001. > Themthar Nuns!
  4002. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4003.  
  4004. concert 2
  4005. You acquire an effect: Winklered (20)
  4006. > Meat drop to start: 724.4837387624884
  4007. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  4008.  
  4009. [470] The Themthar Hills
  4010. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  4011. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4012. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4013. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4014. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  4015. You gain 83 Meat.
  4016. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  4017. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  4018. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4019. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 22 attack power.
  4020. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 defense.
  4021. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 attack power.
  4022. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  4023. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4024. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  4025. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  4026. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  4027. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4028. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  4029. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  4030. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  4031. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  4032. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4033. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 205 damage.
  4034. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  4035. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  4036. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  4037. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4038. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 182 damage.
  4039. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  4040. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  4041. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
  4042. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4043. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you and BisonStinkyBoy took turns doing benchpresses with CheeseWoman's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  4044. After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
  4045. After Battle: Captain Linus distracts your opponent with his left hand while punching the Meat out of their pockets with the other. (+30% Meat Drops)
  4046. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  4047. The nuns take 7,395 Meat; 78,404 recovered, 21,596 left to recover.
  4048. You gain 10 Meat.
  4049. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  4050. After Battle: You gain 45 Beefiness
  4051. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  4052. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  4053.  
  4054. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  4055. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  4056.  
  4057. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  4058. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  4059.  
  4060. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  4061. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  4062. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4063. > Cur Meat: 78404 Average: 7840
  4064. > Turn(470): Starting with 152 left at Level: 13
  4065. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
  4066. > Meat Drop: 664.4837387624884 Item Drop: 255.0
  4067. > HP: 822/822, MP: 414/694
  4068. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4069. > ML: 55 control: 0
  4070. > Everything Looks Yellow: 80
  4071. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4072.  
  4073. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4074.  
  4075. equip pants pantogram pants
  4076.  
  4077. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4078. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4079. > Themthar Nuns!
  4080.  
  4081. cast 1 Disco Leer
  4082. You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
  4083.  
  4084. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  4085. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10)
  4086. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4087. > Meat drop to start: 724.4837387624884
  4088. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  4089.  
  4090. [471] The Themthar Hills
  4091. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  4092. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4093. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4094. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4095. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 23 attack power.
  4096. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 21 defense.
  4097. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4098. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  4099. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4100. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  4101. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  4102. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4103. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 160 damage.
  4104. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  4105. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 6 damage.
  4106. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 3 damage.
  4107. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 5 damage.
  4108. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  4109. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4110. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 146 damage.
  4111. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  4112. Round 6: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  4113. You gain 90 Meat.
  4114. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4115. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  4116. After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
  4117. Your familiar gains a pound: Linus, the 6 lb. Hobo Monkey
  4118. After Battle: Captain Linus rubs his hands together gleefully, thinking about all the Meat he's gonna carve off your foe. (+30% Meat Drops)
  4119. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  4120. The nuns take 9,267 Meat; 87,671 recovered, 12,329 left to recover.
  4121. You gain 10 Meat.
  4122. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  4123. After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
  4124. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  4125. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  4126.  
  4127. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4128. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4129.  
  4130. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  4131. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  4132.  
  4133. cast 1 Blubber Up
  4134. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  4135.  
  4136. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  4137. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  4138.  
  4139. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  4140. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  4141. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4142. > Cur Meat: 87671 Average: 7970
  4143. > Turn(471): Starting with 151 left at Level: 13
  4144. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
  4145. > Meat Drop: 728.0967364599086 Item Drop: 255.0
  4146. > HP: 822/822, MP: 360/694
  4147. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4148. > ML: 55 control: 0
  4149. > Everything Looks Yellow: 79
  4150. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4151.  
  4152. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4153.  
  4154. equip pants pantogram pants
  4155.  
  4156. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4157. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4158. > Themthar Nuns!
  4159. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4160. > Meat drop to start: 728.0967364599086
  4161. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  4162.  
  4163. [472] The Themthar Hills
  4164. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  4165. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4166. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4167. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4168. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 23 attack power.
  4169. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 21 defense.
  4170. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4171. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  4172. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4173. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
  4174. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  4175. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4176. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 211 damage.
  4177. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  4178. Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  4179. You gain 90 Meat.
  4180. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4181. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 189 damage.
  4182. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  4183. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4184. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when both TurnWoman and CheesyDancer complimented you on your dancing.
  4185. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  4186. After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
  4187. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  4188. The nuns take 7,047 Meat; 94,718 recovered, 5,282 left to recover.
  4189. You gain 13 Meat.
  4190. After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness
  4191. You gain a Muscle point!
  4192. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  4193. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  4194.  
  4195. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  4196. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  4197.  
  4198. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  4199. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  4200. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4201. > Cur Meat: 94718 Average: 7893
  4202. > Turn(472): Starting with 150 left at Level: 13
  4203. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
  4204. > Meat Drop: 728.0967364599086 Item Drop: 255.0
  4205. > HP: 825/825, MP: 356/694
  4206. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4207. > ML: 55 control: 0
  4208. > Everything Looks Yellow: 78
  4209. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4210.  
  4211. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4212.  
  4213. equip pants pantogram pants
  4214.  
  4215. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4216. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4217. > Themthar Nuns!
  4218. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4219. > Meat drop to start: 728.0967364599086
  4220. > Pre Adventure at The Themthar Hills done, beep.
  4221.  
  4222. [473] The Themthar Hills
  4223. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  4224. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4225. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4226. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4227. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  4228. You gain 83 Meat.
  4229. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  4230. Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  4231. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4232. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 22 attack power.
  4233. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 20 defense.
  4234. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  4235. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  4236. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4237. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 18 damage.
  4238. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  4239. Round 4: dirty thieving brigand drops 7 defense.
  4240. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4241. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 attack power.
  4242. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  4243. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  4244. Round 5: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  4245. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4246. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 171 damage.
  4247. Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
  4248. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
  4249. Round 6: dirty thieving brigand drops 8 defense.
  4250. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4251. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand takes 231 damage.
  4252. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  4253. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 attack power.
  4254. Round 7: dirty thieving brigand drops 9 defense.
  4255. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4256. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  4257. After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
  4258. After Battle: Captain Linus emits an enthusiastic "Arrrr," grabs a shovel, and digs up some extra Meat for you. (+30% Meat Drops)
  4259. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  4260. The nuns take 8,570 Meat; 100,000 recovered, 0 left to recover.
  4261. You gain 14 Meat.
  4262. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  4263. After Battle: You gain 42 Beefiness
  4264. After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
  4265. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  4266. You gain a Moxie point!
  4267.  
  4268. cast 1 Astral Shell
  4269. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  4270.  
  4271. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  4272. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  4273.  
  4274. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  4275. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  4276.  
  4277. cast 1 Scarysauce
  4278. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  4279.  
  4280. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  4281. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  4282.  
  4283. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  4284. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  4285. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4286. > Cur Meat: 100000 Average: 7692
  4287. > Turn(473): Starting with 149 left at Level: 13
  4288. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 19.76875
  4289. > Meat Drop: 728.0967364599086 Item Drop: 255.0
  4290. > HP: 825/825, MP: 312/694
  4291. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4292. > ML: 55 control: 0
  4293. > Everything Looks Yellow: 77
  4294. > Found completed Nuns (12)
  4295. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4296.  
  4297. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4298.  
  4299. equip pants pantogram pants
  4300.  
  4301. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4302. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4303. > Doing the wars.
  4304. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4305.  
  4306. familiar Intergnat (67 lbs)
  4307. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4308.  
  4309. [474] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4310. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain AND TESLA!
  4311. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4312. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4313. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4314. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4315. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 attack power.
  4316. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 10 defense.
  4317. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4318. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 24 attack power.
  4319. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 20 defense.
  4320. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 8 attack power.
  4321. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 defense.
  4322. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4323. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 18 damage.
  4324. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 attack power.
  4325. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 11 defense.
  4326. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4327. Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 attack power.
  4328. Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 8 defense.
  4329. Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 8 attack power.
  4330. Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 defense.
  4331. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4332. Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 206 damage.
  4333. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  4334. Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 8 attack power.
  4335. Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 defense.
  4336. Round 6: Isabella bites your foe on the arm and shakes them violently, as Saint Patrick was famous for doing all the time.
  4337. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4338. Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 206 damage.
  4339. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  4340. Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 9 attack power.
  4341. Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 11 defense.
  4342. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4343. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when MeatZane gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  4344. You acquire an item: sangria
  4345. You gain 15 Meat.
  4346. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  4347. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  4348. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  4349. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  4350. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  4351. After Battle: You gain 121 Muscularity Points
  4352. You acquire an item: BACON
  4353. After Battle: Isabella roars like a savage beast, straining against his Saint Patrick costume. It's very inspiring! (+4 Muscle Stats)
  4354. After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
  4355. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  4356. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  4357. 32 hippies defeated; 224 down, 776 left.
  4358. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4359. > Turn(474): Starting with 148 left at Level: 13
  4360. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 24.43881578947368
  4361. > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 349.8428952755446
  4362. > HP: 825/825, MP: 438/694
  4363. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4364. > ML: 55 control: 0
  4365. > Everything Looks Yellow: 76
  4366. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4367.  
  4368. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4369.  
  4370. equip pants pantogram pants
  4371.  
  4372. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4373. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4374. > Doing the wars.
  4375. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4376. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4377.  
  4378. [475] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4379. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger WITH SCIENCE!
  4380. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4381. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4382. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4383. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4384. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  4385. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  4386. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4387. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 23 attack power.
  4388. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 21 defense.
  4389. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 attack power.
  4390. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  4391. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4392. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 18 damage.
  4393. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 attack power.
  4394. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  4395. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  4396. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  4397. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  4398. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  4399. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  4400. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 18 lb. Intergnat
  4401. You gain 12 Meat.
  4402. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Haskell's Fifth Law of Quantum color says an object in a hole tends to stay in a hole!"
  4403. You acquire an item: BACON
  4404. After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  4405. After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
  4406. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  4407. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  4408. 32 hippies defeated; 256 down, 744 left.
  4409.  
  4410. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  4411. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  4412. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4413. > Turn(475): Starting with 147 left at Level: 13
  4414. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 22.62631578947368
  4415. > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 351.38093031466053
  4416. > HP: 825/825, MP: 445/694
  4417. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4418. > ML: 45 control: 0
  4419. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  4420. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4421.  
  4422. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4423.  
  4424. equip pants pantogram pants
  4425.  
  4426. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4427. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4428. > Doing the wars.
  4429. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4430. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4431.  
  4432. [476] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4433. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge WITH BACON!!!
  4434. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4435. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4436. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4437. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4438. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  4439. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  4440. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4441. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 22 attack power.
  4442. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 21 defense.
  4443. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 attack power.
  4444. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  4445. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4446. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 11 damage.
  4447. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 attack power.
  4448. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  4449. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4450. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  4451. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  4452. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  4453. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  4454. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4455. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 175 damage.
  4456. Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
  4457. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  4458. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  4459. Round 6: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
  4460. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4461. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 160 damage.
  4462. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  4463. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  4464. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 defense.
  4465. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  4466. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4467. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 185 damage.
  4468. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  4469. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 attack power.
  4470. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  4471. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4472. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you armwrestled CheesyKid. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  4473. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  4474. You gain 10 Meat.
  4475. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  4476. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  4477. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  4478. After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  4479. After Battle: You gain 46 Fortitude
  4480. After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
  4481. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  4482. 32 hippies defeated; 288 down, 712 left.
  4483.  
  4484. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4485. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4486.  
  4487. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  4488. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  4489.  
  4490. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  4491. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  4492.  
  4493. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  4494. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  4495. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4496. > Turn(476): Starting with 146 left at Level: 13
  4497. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 22.188815789473686
  4498. > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 351.38093031466053
  4499. > HP: 825/825, MP: 415/694
  4500. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4501. > ML: 45 control: 0
  4502. > Everything Looks Yellow: 74
  4503. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4504.  
  4505. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4506.  
  4507. equip pants pantogram pants
  4508.  
  4509. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4510. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4511. > Doing the wars.
  4512. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4513.  
  4514. familiar XO Skeleton (44 lbs)
  4515. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4516.  
  4517. [477] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4518. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  4519. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4520. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4521. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4522. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4523. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 23 attack power.
  4524. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 20 defense.
  4525. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4526. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 19 damage.
  4527. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4528. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 9 attack power.
  4529. Round 4: War Hippy Baker drops 9 defense.
  4530. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4531. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 188 damage.
  4532. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  4533. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4534. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 198 damage.
  4535. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  4536. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4537. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled FluffyRachel. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  4538. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  4539. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  4540. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
  4541. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  4542. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  4543. You gain 12 Meat.
  4544. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  4545. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  4546. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  4547. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  4548. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  4549. After Battle: You gain 36 Strengthliness
  4550. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  4551. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  4552. 32 hippies defeated; 320 down, 680 left.
  4553. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4554. > Turn(477): Starting with 145 left at Level: 13
  4555. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  4556. > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 345.1934955049954
  4557. > HP: 825/825, MP: 455/694
  4558. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4559. > ML: 45 control: 0
  4560. > Everything Looks Yellow: 73
  4561. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4562.  
  4563. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4564.  
  4565. equip pants pantogram pants
  4566.  
  4567. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4568. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4569. > Doing the wars.
  4570. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4571. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4572.  
  4573. [478] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4574. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
  4575. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4576. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4577. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4578. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4579. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  4580. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 defense.
  4581. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4582. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 22 attack power.
  4583. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 22 defense.
  4584. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  4585. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
  4586. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4587. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 19 damage.
  4588. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  4589. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 10 defense.
  4590. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4591. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  4592. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
  4593. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 7 attack power.
  4594. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
  4595. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4596. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 282 damage.
  4597. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  4598. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  4599. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
  4600. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4601. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  4602. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  4603. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your solar plexus.
  4604. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  4605. You gain 12 Meat.
  4606. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  4607. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  4608. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  4609. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  4610. You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
  4611. After Battle: You gain 50 Strongness
  4612. You gain a Muscle point!
  4613. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  4614. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  4615. 32 hippies defeated; 352 down, 648 left.
  4616.  
  4617. cast 1 Astral Shell
  4618. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  4619.  
  4620. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  4621. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  4622.  
  4623. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  4624. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  4625.  
  4626. cast 1 Scarysauce
  4627. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  4628.  
  4629. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  4630. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  4631.  
  4632. cast 1 Disco Fever
  4633. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  4634. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4635. > Turn(478): Starting with 144 left at Level: 13
  4636. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  4637. > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 345.1934955049954
  4638. > HP: 828/828, MP: 403/694
  4639. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4640. > ML: 45 control: 0
  4641. > Everything Looks Yellow: 72
  4642. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4643.  
  4644. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4645.  
  4646. equip pants pantogram pants
  4647.  
  4648. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4649. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4650. > Doing the wars.
  4651. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4652. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4653.  
  4654. [479] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4655. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  4656. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4657. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4658. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4659. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4660. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 22 attack power.
  4661. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 20 defense.
  4662. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4663. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 19 damage.
  4664. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4665. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
  4666. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
  4667. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4668. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 227 damage.
  4669. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  4670. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  4671. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and FusilliFighter totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  4672. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  4673. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  4674. After Battle: You gain 43 Muscularity Points
  4675. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  4676. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  4677. You gain 15 Meat.
  4678. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  4679. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  4680. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  4681. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  4682. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  4683. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  4684. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  4685. You acquire an item: O
  4686. After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
  4687. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  4688. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4689. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  4690. 32 hippies defeated; 384 down, 616 left.
  4691.  
  4692. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  4693. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  4694. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4695. > Turn(479): Starting with 143 left at Level: 13
  4696. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  4697. > Meat Drop: 440.0 Item Drop: 345.1934955049954
  4698. > HP: 828/828, MP: 451/699
  4699. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4700. > ML: 45 control: 0
  4701. > Everything Looks Yellow: 71
  4702. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4703.  
  4704. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4705.  
  4706. equip pants pantogram pants
  4707.  
  4708. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4709. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4710. > Doing the wars.
  4711. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4712. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4713.  
  4714. [480] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4715. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  4716. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4717. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4718. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4719. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4720. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 22 attack power.
  4721. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 21 defense.
  4722. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4723. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 19 damage.
  4724. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4725. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  4726. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
  4727. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4728. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 198 damage.
  4729. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  4730. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4731. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 237 damage.
  4732. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  4733. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  4734. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled DankLord. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  4735. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  4736. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  4737. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
  4738. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  4739. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  4740. You gain 11 Meat.
  4741. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  4742. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  4743. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  4744. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  4745. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  4746. After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
  4747. After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
  4748. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  4749. 32 hippies defeated; 416 down, 584 left.
  4750.  
  4751. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  4752. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  4753.  
  4754. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  4755. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  4756.  
  4757. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  4758. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  4759. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4760. > Turn(480): Starting with 142 left at Level: 13
  4761. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  4762. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  4763. > HP: 828/828, MP: 469/699
  4764. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4765. > ML: 45 control: 0
  4766. > Everything Looks Yellow: 70
  4767. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4768.  
  4769. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4770.  
  4771. equip pants pantogram pants
  4772.  
  4773. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4774. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4775. > Doing the wars.
  4776. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4777. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4778.  
  4779. [481] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4780. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  4781. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4782. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4783. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4784. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4785. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 11 attack power.
  4786. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
  4787. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4788. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 22 attack power.
  4789. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 21 defense.
  4790. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 10 attack power.
  4791. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 defense.
  4792. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4793. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 19 damage.
  4794. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 attack power.
  4795. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 10 defense.
  4796. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4797. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
  4798. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 defense.
  4799. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 attack power.
  4800. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 8 defense.
  4801. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4802. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 211 damage.
  4803. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  4804. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 10 attack power.
  4805. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
  4806. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4807. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 221 damage.
  4808. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  4809. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 7 attack power.
  4810. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
  4811. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4812. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  4813. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  4814. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  4815. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  4816. You gain 10 Meat.
  4817. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  4818. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  4819. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  4820. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  4821. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  4822. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  4823. 32 hippies defeated; 448 down, 552 left.
  4824.  
  4825. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4826. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4827.  
  4828. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  4829. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  4830.  
  4831. cast 1 Blubber Up
  4832. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  4833.  
  4834. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  4835. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  4836.  
  4837. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  4838. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  4839. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4840. > Turn(481): Starting with 141 left at Level: 13
  4841. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  4842. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  4843. > HP: 828/828, MP: 423/699
  4844. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4845. > ML: 45 control: 0
  4846. > Everything Looks Yellow: 69
  4847. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4848.  
  4849. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4850.  
  4851. equip pants pantogram pants
  4852.  
  4853. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4854. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4855. > Doing the wars.
  4856. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4857. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4858.  
  4859. [482] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4860. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  4861. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4862. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4863. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4864. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4865. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
  4866. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 11 defense.
  4867. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4868. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 23 attack power.
  4869. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 21 defense.
  4870. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  4871. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  4872. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4873. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 19 damage.
  4874. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
  4875. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  4876. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4877. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  4878. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
  4879. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  4880. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 defense.
  4881. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4882. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 218 damage.
  4883. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  4884. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
  4885. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  4886. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4887. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 218 damage.
  4888. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  4889. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
  4890. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  4891. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4892. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when you and LeopardMage and MustardWhatever won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  4893. After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
  4894. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  4895. After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
  4896. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  4897. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  4898. You gain 13 Meat.
  4899. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  4900. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  4901. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  4902. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  4903. After Battle: You gain 45 Strongness
  4904. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  4905. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  4906. 32 hippies defeated; 480 down, 520 left.
  4907. The Farm is now accessible in this uniform!
  4908. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4909. > Turn(482): Starting with 140 left at Level: 13
  4910. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  4911. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  4912. > HP: 828/828, MP: 467/699
  4913. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4914. > ML: 45 control: 0
  4915. > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
  4916. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4917.  
  4918. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  4919.  
  4920. equip pants pantogram pants
  4921.  
  4922. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  4923. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  4924. > Doing the wars.
  4925. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4926. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  4927.  
  4928. [483] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4929. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  4930. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  4931. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4932. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4933. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4934. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 11 attack power.
  4935. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 11 defense.
  4936. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4937. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 24 attack power.
  4938. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 21 defense.
  4939. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
  4940. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  4941. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4942. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier takes 19 damage.
  4943. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 attack power.
  4944. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
  4945. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4946. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
  4947. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  4948. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
  4949. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  4950. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4951. Round 6: Green Ops Soldier takes 250 damage.
  4952. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  4953. Round 6: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
  4954. Round 6: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 defense.
  4955. You acquire an effect: Toad In The Hole (1)
  4956. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  4957. Round 6: You lose 414 hit points
  4958. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4959. Round 7: Green Ops Soldier takes 213 damage.
  4960. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  4961. Round 7: Green Ops Soldier drops 9 attack power.
  4962. Round 7: Green Ops Soldier drops 8 defense.
  4963. Round 7: You lose 207 hit points
  4964. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4965. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  4966. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  4967. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  4968. After Battle: You gain 49 hit points
  4969. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  4970. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  4971. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your neck.
  4972. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  4973. You gain 15 Meat.
  4974. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  4975. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  4976. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  4977. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  4978. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  4979. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  4980. You acquire an item: X
  4981. After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
  4982. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  4983. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  4984. 32 hippies defeated; 512 down, 488 left.
  4985. Keep your eyes open for Slow Talkin' Elliot!
  4986.  
  4987. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4988. You gain 546 hit points
  4989.  
  4990. cast 1 Astral Shell
  4991. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  4992.  
  4993. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  4994. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  4995.  
  4996. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  4997. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  4998.  
  4999. cast 1 Scarysauce
  5000. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  5001.  
  5002. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5003. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5004.  
  5005. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  5006. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  5007. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5008. > Turn(483): Starting with 139 left at Level: 13
  5009. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5010. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5011. > HP: 828/828, MP: 426/699
  5012. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5013. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5014. > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
  5015. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5016.  
  5017. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5018.  
  5019. equip pants pantogram pants
  5020.  
  5021. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5022. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5023. > Doing the wars.
  5024. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5025. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5026.  
  5027. [484] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5028. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  5029. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5030. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5031. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5032. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5033. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 24 attack power.
  5034. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 21 defense.
  5035. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5036. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 19 damage.
  5037. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5038. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 attack power.
  5039. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
  5040. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5041. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 179 damage.
  5042. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  5043. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5044. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 179 damage.
  5045. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5046. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5047. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  5048. You acquire an item: cigar box turtle
  5049. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  5050. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  5051. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  5052. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  5053. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  5054. You gain 10 Meat.
  5055. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5056. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  5057. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  5058. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  5059. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  5060. After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness
  5061. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  5062. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  5063. You gain a Moxie point!
  5064. 32 hippies defeated; 544 down, 456 left.
  5065. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5066. > Turn(484): Starting with 138 left at Level: 13
  5067. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5068. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5069. > HP: 828/828, MP: 458/699
  5070. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5071. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5072. > Everything Looks Yellow: 66
  5073. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5074.  
  5075. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5076.  
  5077. equip pants pantogram pants
  5078.  
  5079. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5080. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5081. > Doing the wars.
  5082. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5083. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5084.  
  5085. [485] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5086. Encounter: War Hippy Fire Spinner
  5087. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5088. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5089. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5090. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5091. Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  5092. Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5093. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5094. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 22 attack power.
  5095. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 21 defense.
  5096. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
  5097. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5098. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5099. Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 19 damage.
  5100. Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  5101. Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5102. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5103. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  5104. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5105. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5106. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5107. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5108. Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 213 damage.
  5109. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5110. Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5111. Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5112. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5113. Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 257 damage.
  5114. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5115. Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
  5116. Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5117. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5118. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you and NoodleGarrett totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  5119. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  5120. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  5121. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your ankle.
  5122. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  5123. You gain 11 Meat.
  5124. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5125. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  5126. After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
  5127. You gain a Muscle point!
  5128. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  5129. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  5130. 32 hippies defeated; 576 down, 424 left.
  5131.  
  5132. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  5133. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  5134. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5135. > Turn(485): Starting with 137 left at Level: 13
  5136. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5137. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5138. > HP: 831/831, MP: 451/699
  5139. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5140. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5141. > Everything Looks Yellow: 65
  5142. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5143.  
  5144. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5145.  
  5146. equip pants pantogram pants
  5147.  
  5148. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5149. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5150. > Doing the wars.
  5151. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5152. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5153.  
  5154. [486] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5155. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  5156. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5157. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5158. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5159. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5160. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
  5161. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 defense.
  5162. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5163. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 23 attack power.
  5164. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 21 defense.
  5165. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  5166. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  5167. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5168. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 19 damage.
  5169. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  5170. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 defense.
  5171. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5172. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  5173. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
  5174. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  5175. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
  5176. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5177. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 216 damage.
  5178. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5179. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  5180. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  5181. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5182. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 214 damage.
  5183. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  5184. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  5185. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  5186. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5187. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  5188. You acquire an item: moose thought
  5189. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  5190. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  5191. You gain 12 Meat.
  5192. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5193. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  5194. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  5195. After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
  5196. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  5197. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  5198. 32 hippies defeated; 608 down, 392 left.
  5199. Keep your eyes open for Neil!
  5200.  
  5201. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5202. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5203.  
  5204. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  5205. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  5206.  
  5207. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  5208. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  5209.  
  5210. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  5211. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  5212. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5213. > Turn(486): Starting with 136 left at Level: 13
  5214. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5215. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5216. > HP: 831/831, MP: 428/699
  5217. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5218. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5219. > Everything Looks Yellow: 64
  5220. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5221.  
  5222. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5223.  
  5224. equip pants pantogram pants
  5225.  
  5226. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5227. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5228. > Doing the wars.
  5229. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5230. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5231.  
  5232. [487] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5233. Encounter: War Hippy Fire Spinner
  5234. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5235. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5236. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5237. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5238. Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 11 attack power.
  5239. Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5240. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5241. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 22 attack power.
  5242. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 22 defense.
  5243. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
  5244. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5245. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5246. Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 19 damage.
  5247. Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5248. Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5249. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5250. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  5251. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5252. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5253. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5254. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5255. Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 208 damage.
  5256. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5257. Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
  5258. Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5259. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5260. Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 282 damage.
  5261. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  5262. Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5263. Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5264. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5265. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you and CrazyLord totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  5266. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  5267. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  5268. After Battle: You gain 43 Muscularity Points
  5269. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  5270. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  5271. You gain 10 Meat.
  5272. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5273. You acquire an item: fire poi
  5274. After Battle: You gain 54 Muscleboundness
  5275. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  5276. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  5277. 32 hippies defeated; 640 down, 360 left.
  5278. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5279. > Turn(487): Starting with 135 left at Level: 13
  5280. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5281. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5282. > HP: 831/831, MP: 472/699
  5283. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5284. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5285. > Everything Looks Yellow: 63
  5286. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5287.  
  5288. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5289.  
  5290. equip pants pantogram pants
  5291.  
  5292. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5293. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5294. > Doing the wars.
  5295. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5296. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5297.  
  5298. [488] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5299. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
  5300. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5301. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5302. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5303. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5304. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  5305. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 10 defense.
  5306. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5307. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 23 attack power.
  5308. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 21 defense.
  5309. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  5310. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 7 defense.
  5311. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5312. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 19 damage.
  5313. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  5314. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
  5315. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5316. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  5317. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
  5318. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 9 attack power.
  5319. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 11 defense.
  5320. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5321. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 209 damage.
  5322. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5323. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  5324. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 defense.
  5325. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5326. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 275 damage.
  5327. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5328. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 8 attack power.
  5329. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 11 defense.
  5330. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5331. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you and Ed the Slippery took turns doing benchpresses with FoodBeast's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  5332. After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
  5333. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  5334. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  5335. You gain 15 Meat.
  5336. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5337. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  5338. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  5339. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  5340. You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
  5341. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds an inner tube for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  5342. You acquire an item: O
  5343. After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
  5344. After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
  5345. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  5346. 32 hippies defeated; 672 down, 328 left.
  5347.  
  5348. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5349. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5350.  
  5351. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  5352. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  5353.  
  5354. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  5355. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  5356.  
  5357. cast 1 Scarysauce
  5358. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  5359.  
  5360. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5361. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5362.  
  5363. cast 1 Disco Fever
  5364. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  5365. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5366. > Turn(488): Starting with 134 left at Level: 13
  5367. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5368. > Meat Drop: 330.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5369. > HP: 831/831, MP: 425/699
  5370. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5371. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5372. > Everything Looks Yellow: 62
  5373. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5374.  
  5375. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5376.  
  5377. equip pants pantogram pants
  5378.  
  5379. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5380. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5381. > Doing the wars.
  5382. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5383. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5384.  
  5385. [489] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5386. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
  5387. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5388. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5389. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5390. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5391. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  5392. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 7 defense.
  5393. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5394. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 22 attack power.
  5395. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 21 defense.
  5396. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  5397. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  5398. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5399. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 12 damage.
  5400. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  5401. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  5402. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5403. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  5404. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 defense.
  5405. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  5406. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 defense.
  5407. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5408. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 155 damage.
  5409. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5410. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 8 attack power.
  5411. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  5412. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5413. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 199 damage.
  5414. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5415. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 attack power.
  5416. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 9 defense.
  5417. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5418. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  5419. You acquire an item: jug of baconstone juice
  5420. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  5421. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  5422. You gain 10 Meat.
  5423. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5424. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  5425. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  5426. After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
  5427. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  5428. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  5429. 32 hippies defeated; 704 down, 296 left.
  5430. Keep your eyes open for Zim Merman!
  5431.  
  5432. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  5433. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  5434. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5435. > Turn(489): Starting with 133 left at Level: 13
  5436. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5437. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5438. > HP: 831/831, MP: 413/699
  5439. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5440. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5441. > Everything Looks Yellow: 61
  5442. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5443.  
  5444. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5445.  
  5446. equip pants pantogram pants
  5447.  
  5448. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5449. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5450. > Doing the wars.
  5451. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5452. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5453.  
  5454. [490] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5455. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  5456. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5457. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5458. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5459. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5460. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 25 attack power.
  5461. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 20 defense.
  5462. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5463. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 19 damage.
  5464. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5465. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 11 attack power.
  5466. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 8 defense.
  5467. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5468. Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 255 damage.
  5469. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  5470. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  5471. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when InsaneStinkyMage bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  5472. You acquire an item: Cool Brunch Pastaco
  5473. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your shoulder.
  5474. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  5475. You gain 13 Meat.
  5476. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5477. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  5478. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  5479. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  5480. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  5481. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
  5482. After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
  5483. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5484. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  5485. 32 hippies defeated; 736 down, 264 left.
  5486.  
  5487. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  5488. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  5489.  
  5490. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  5491. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  5492.  
  5493. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  5494. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  5495. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5496. > Turn(490): Starting with 132 left at Level: 13
  5497. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5498. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5499. > HP: 831/831, MP: 390/705
  5500. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5501. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5502. > Everything Looks Yellow: 60
  5503. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5504.  
  5505. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5506.  
  5507. equip pants pantogram pants
  5508.  
  5509. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5510. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5511. > Doing the wars.
  5512. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5513. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5514.  
  5515. [491] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5516. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  5517. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5518. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5519. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5520. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5521. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 22 attack power.
  5522. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 20 defense.
  5523. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5524. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 19 damage.
  5525. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5526. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  5527. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 8 defense.
  5528. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5529. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 190 damage.
  5530. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  5531. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5532. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 202 damage.
  5533. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5534. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5535. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  5536. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  5537. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your knee.
  5538. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  5539. You gain 11 Meat.
  5540. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5541. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  5542. After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
  5543. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  5544. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  5545. 32 hippies defeated; 768 down, 232 left.
  5546.  
  5547. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5548. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5549.  
  5550. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  5551. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  5552.  
  5553. cast 1 Blubber Up
  5554. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  5555.  
  5556. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  5557. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  5558.  
  5559. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  5560. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  5561. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5562. > Turn(491): Starting with 131 left at Level: 13
  5563. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5564. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5565. > HP: 831/831, MP: 349/705
  5566. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5567. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5568. > Everything Looks Yellow: 59
  5569. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5570.  
  5571. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5572.  
  5573. equip pants pantogram pants
  5574.  
  5575. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5576. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5577. > Doing the wars.
  5578. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5579. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5580.  
  5581. [492] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5582. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
  5583. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5584. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5585. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5586. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5587. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 22 attack power.
  5588. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 21 defense.
  5589. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5590. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 19 damage.
  5591. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5592. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
  5593. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  5594. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5595. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 187 damage.
  5596. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  5597. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5598. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 187 damage.
  5599. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5600. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5601. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and PunkAgent the Warthog and Countess Omega won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  5602. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  5603. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  5604. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
  5605. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  5606. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  5607. You gain 12 Meat.
  5608. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5609. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  5610. You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
  5611. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  5612. You acquire an item: X
  5613. After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
  5614. You gain a Muscle point!
  5615. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  5616. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  5617. 32 hippies defeated; 800 down, 200 left.
  5618. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5619. > Turn(492): Starting with 130 left at Level: 13
  5620. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5621. > Meat Drop: 290.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5622. > HP: 834/834, MP: 380/705
  5623. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5624. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5625. > Everything Looks Yellow: 58
  5626. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5627.  
  5628. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5629.  
  5630. equip pants pantogram pants
  5631.  
  5632. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5633. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5634. > Doing the wars.
  5635. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5636. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5637.  
  5638. [493] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5639. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  5640. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5641. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5642. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5643. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5644. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 22 attack power.
  5645. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 20 defense.
  5646. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5647. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 18 damage.
  5648. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5649. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 attack power.
  5650. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 8 defense.
  5651. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5652. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 214 damage.
  5653. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  5654. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5655. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 219 damage.
  5656. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  5657. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5658. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you and Captain Stinky took turns doing benchpresses with ChickenManny's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  5659. After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
  5660. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  5661. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  5662. You gain 15 Meat.
  5663. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5664. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  5665. You acquire an item: tube of dread wax
  5666. After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
  5667. After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
  5668. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  5669. 32 hippies defeated; 832 down, 168 left.
  5670. Keep your eyes open for the C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative!
  5671.  
  5672. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5673. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5674.  
  5675. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  5676. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  5677.  
  5678. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  5679. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  5680.  
  5681. cast 1 Scarysauce
  5682. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  5683.  
  5684. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5685. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5686.  
  5687. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  5688. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  5689. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5690. > Turn(493): Starting with 129 left at Level: 13
  5691. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5692. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5693. > HP: 834/834, MP: 346/705
  5694. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5695. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5696. > Everything Looks Yellow: 57
  5697. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5698.  
  5699. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5700.  
  5701. equip pants pantogram pants
  5702.  
  5703. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5704. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5705. > Doing the wars.
  5706. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5707. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5708.  
  5709. [494] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5710. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  5711. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5712. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5713. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5714. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5715. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 attack power.
  5716. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  5717. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5718. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 23 attack power.
  5719. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 21 defense.
  5720. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  5721. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  5722. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5723. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 19 damage.
  5724. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  5725. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 10 defense.
  5726. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5727. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 attack power.
  5728. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 defense.
  5729. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 11 attack power.
  5730. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  5731. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5732. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 270 damage.
  5733. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  5734. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 8 attack power.
  5735. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 9 defense.
  5736. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5737. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when FoodTurkeyTurtle taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  5738. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  5739. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your leg.
  5740. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  5741. You gain 15 Meat.
  5742. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5743. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  5744. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  5745. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
  5746. After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
  5747. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  5748. 32 hippies defeated; 864 down, 136 left.
  5749. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5750. > Turn(494): Starting with 128 left at Level: 13
  5751. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5752. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5753. > HP: 834/834, MP: 349/705
  5754. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5755. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5756. > Everything Looks Yellow: 56
  5757. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5758.  
  5759. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5760.  
  5761. equip pants pantogram pants
  5762.  
  5763. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5764. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5765. > Doing the wars.
  5766. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5767. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5768.  
  5769. [495] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5770. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  5771. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5772. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5773. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5774. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5775. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 26 attack power.
  5776. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 20 defense.
  5777. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5778. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 19 damage.
  5779. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5780. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 11 attack power.
  5781. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 8 defense.
  5782. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5783. Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 200 damage.
  5784. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  5785. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  5786. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  5787. After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
  5788. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  5789. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  5790. You gain 14 Meat.
  5791. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5792. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  5793. You acquire an item: flowing hippy skirt
  5794. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  5795. After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude
  5796. After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
  5797. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  5798. 32 hippies defeated; 896 down, 104 left.
  5799.  
  5800. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  5801. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  5802. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5803. > Turn(495): Starting with 127 left at Level: 13
  5804. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5805. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5806. > HP: 834/834, MP: 352/705
  5807. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5808. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5809. > Everything Looks Yellow: 55
  5810. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5811.  
  5812. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5813.  
  5814. equip pants pantogram pants
  5815.  
  5816. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5817. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5818. > Doing the wars.
  5819. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5820. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5821.  
  5822. [496] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5823. Encounter: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
  5824. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5825. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5826. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5827. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5828. Round 2: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 23 attack power.
  5829. Round 2: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 21 defense.
  5830. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5831. Round 3: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 19 damage.
  5832. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5833. Round 4: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 10 attack power.
  5834. Round 4: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 9 defense.
  5835. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5836. Round 5: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 184 damage.
  5837. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  5838. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5839. Round 6: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 213 damage.
  5840. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5841. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5842. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  5843. You acquire an item: seal-brain elixir
  5844. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  5845. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
  5846. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  5847. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  5848. You gain 10 Meat.
  5849. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5850. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  5851. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  5852. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  5853. After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
  5854. After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
  5855. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  5856. You gain a Moxie point!
  5857. 32 hippies defeated; 928 down, 72 left.
  5858. Keep your eyes open for the Glass of Orange Juice!
  5859.  
  5860. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5861. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5862.  
  5863. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  5864. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  5865.  
  5866. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  5867. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  5868.  
  5869. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  5870. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  5871. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5872. > Turn(496): Starting with 126 left at Level: 13
  5873. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5874. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5875. > HP: 834/834, MP: 363/705
  5876. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5877. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5878. > Everything Looks Yellow: 54
  5879. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5880.  
  5881. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5882.  
  5883. equip pants pantogram pants
  5884.  
  5885. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5886. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5887. > Doing the wars.
  5888. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5889. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5890.  
  5891. [497] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5892. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
  5893. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5894. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5895. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5896. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5897. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5898. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 11 defense.
  5899. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5900. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 23 attack power.
  5901. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 22 defense.
  5902. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5903. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5904. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5905. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 19 damage.
  5906. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  5907. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5908. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5909. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5910. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5911. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5912. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 10 defense.
  5913. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5914. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 262 damage.
  5915. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  5916. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  5917. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5918. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  5919. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when GreatDancer gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  5920. You acquire an item: Psychotic Train wine
  5921. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  5922. After Battle: You gain 45 Muscularity Points
  5923. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your throat.
  5924. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  5925. You gain 10 Meat.
  5926. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5927. You acquire an item: fire poi
  5928. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  5929. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  5930. You acquire an item: O
  5931. After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
  5932. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  5933. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  5934. 32 hippies defeated; 960 down, 40 left.
  5935.  
  5936. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  5937. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  5938.  
  5939. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  5940. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  5941. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5942. > Turn(497): Starting with 125 left at Level: 13
  5943. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  5944. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  5945. > HP: 834/834, MP: 414/705
  5946. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5947. > ML: 45 control: 0
  5948. > Everything Looks Yellow: 53
  5949. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5950.  
  5951. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  5952.  
  5953. equip pants pantogram pants
  5954.  
  5955. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  5956. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  5957. > Doing the wars.
  5958. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  5959. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  5960.  
  5961. [498] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  5962. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
  5963. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5964. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5965. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5966. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5967. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  5968. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5969. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5970. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 23 attack power.
  5971. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 22 defense.
  5972. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 attack power.
  5973. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5974. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5975. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 19 damage.
  5976. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
  5977. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5978. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5979. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5980. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 8 defense.
  5981. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5982. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5983. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5984. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 202 damage.
  5985. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5986. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 attack power.
  5987. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5988. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5989. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 204 damage.
  5990. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  5991. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 10 attack power.
  5992. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 9 defense.
  5993. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  5994. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and GreatWarrior totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  5995. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  5996. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  5997. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  5998. You gain 12 Meat.
  5999. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6000. You acquire an item: fire poi
  6001. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
  6002. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  6003. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  6004. 32 hippies defeated; 992 down, 8 left.
  6005.  
  6006. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6007. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6008.  
  6009. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  6010. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  6011.  
  6012. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  6013. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  6014.  
  6015. cast 1 Scarysauce
  6016. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  6017.  
  6018. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6019. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6020.  
  6021. cast 1 Disco Fever
  6022. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  6023. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6024. > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
  6025. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6026. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  6027. > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
  6028. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6029. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6030. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  6031. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6032.  
  6033. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6034.  
  6035. equip pants pantogram pants
  6036.  
  6037. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6038. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6039. > Doing the wars.
  6040. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6041. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  6042. > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
  6043. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6044. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  6045. > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
  6046. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6047. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6048. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  6049. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6050.  
  6051. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6052.  
  6053. equip pants pantogram pants
  6054.  
  6055. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6056. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6057. > Doing the wars.
  6058. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6059. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  6060. > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
  6061. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6062. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  6063. > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
  6064. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6065. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6066. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  6067. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6068.  
  6069. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6070.  
  6071. equip pants pantogram pants
  6072.  
  6073. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6074. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6075. > Doing the wars.
  6076. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6077. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  6078. > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
  6079. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6080. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  6081. > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
  6082. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6083. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6084. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  6085. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6086.  
  6087. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6088.  
  6089. equip pants pantogram pants
  6090.  
  6091. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6092. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6093. > Doing the wars.
  6094. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6095. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  6096. > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
  6097. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6098. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  6099. > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
  6100. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6101. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6102. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  6103. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6104.  
  6105. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6106.  
  6107. equip pants pantogram pants
  6108.  
  6109. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6110. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6111. > Doing the wars.
  6112. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6113. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  6114. > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
  6115. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6116. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  6117. > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
  6118. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6119. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6120. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  6121. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6122.  
  6123. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6124.  
  6125. equip pants pantogram pants
  6126.  
  6127. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6128. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6129. > Doing the wars.
  6130. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6131. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  6132. > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
  6133. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6134. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  6135. > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
  6136. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6137. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6138. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  6139. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6140.  
  6141. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6142.  
  6143. equip pants pantogram pants
  6144.  
  6145. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6146. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6147. > Doing the wars.
  6148. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6149. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  6150. > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
  6151. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6152. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  6153. > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
  6154. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6155. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6156. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  6157. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6158.  
  6159. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6160.  
  6161. equip pants pantogram pants
  6162.  
  6163. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6164. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6165. > Doing the wars.
  6166. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6167. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  6168. > Turn(498): Starting with 124 left at Level: 13
  6169. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6170. > Meat Drop: 240.0 Item Drop: 295.1934955049954
  6171. > HP: 834/834, MP: 375/705
  6172. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6173. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6174. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  6175. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6176.  
  6177. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6178.  
  6179. equip pants pantogram pants
  6180.  
  6181. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6182. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6183. > Getting dimes.
  6184. outfit War Hippy Fatigues
  6185.  
  6186. trading 1 PADL Phone for 2 dimes
  6187. You acquire 2 dimes
  6188. custom outfit Backup
  6189. > Getting quarters.
  6190. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6191.  
  6192. trading 9 pink clay beads for 9 quarters
  6193. You acquire 9 quarters
  6194. custom outfit Backup
  6195. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6196.  
  6197. trading 3 green clay beads for 15 quarters
  6198. You acquire 15 quarters
  6199. custom outfit Backup
  6200. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6201.  
  6202. trading 7 sets of communications windchimes for 14 quarters
  6203. You acquire 14 quarters
  6204. custom outfit Backup
  6205. outfit War Hippy Fatigues
  6206.  
  6207. trading 2 dimes for 1 filthy poultice
  6208. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  6209. custom outfit Backup
  6210. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6211.  
  6212. trading 16 quarters for 8 gauze garters
  6213. You acquire gauze garter (8)
  6214. custom outfit Backup
  6215. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6216.  
  6217. trading 20 quarters for 4 commemorative war steins
  6218. You acquire commemorative war stein (4)
  6219. custom outfit Backup
  6220. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6221.  
  6222. trading 2 quarters for 1 gauze garter
  6223. You acquire an item: gauze garter
  6224. custom outfit Backup
  6225. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6226. > Let's fight the boss!
  6227. > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
  6228. > About to start a combat indirectly at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)... (3) accesses required.
  6229.  
  6230. [499] Frat House
  6231. Encounter: The Big Wisniewski
  6232. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6233. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6234. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  6235.  
  6236. [499] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  6237. Encounter: The Big Wisniewski
  6238. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6239. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6240. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6241. Round 2: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
  6242. Round 2: The Big Wisniewski drops 13 defense.
  6243. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6244. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 29 attack power.
  6245. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 26 defense.
  6246. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
  6247. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 defense.
  6248. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6249. Round 4: The Big Wisniewski takes 19 damage.
  6250. Round 4: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
  6251. Round 4: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 defense.
  6252. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6253. Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
  6254. Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  6255. Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 attack power.
  6256. Round 5: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
  6257. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6258. Round 6: The Big Wisniewski takes 182 damage.
  6259. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  6260. Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
  6261. Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 defense.
  6262. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6263. Round 7: The Big Wisniewski takes 188 damage.
  6264. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  6265. Round 7: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
  6266. Round 7: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 defense.
  6267. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6268. Round 8: The Big Wisniewski takes 258 damage.
  6269. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  6270. Round 8: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 attack power.
  6271. Round 8: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  6272. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6273. Round 9: The Big Wisniewski takes 282 damage.
  6274. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  6275. Round 9: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
  6276. Round 9: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  6277. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6278. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski takes 218 damage.
  6279. Round 10: You gain 7 hit points
  6280. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
  6281. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
  6282. Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6283. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski takes 224 damage.
  6284. Round 11: You gain 7 hit points
  6285. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski drops 13 attack power.
  6286. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
  6287. Round 11: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6288. Round 12: The Big Wisniewski takes 238 damage.
  6289. Round 12: You gain 7 hit points
  6290. Round 12: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 attack power.
  6291. Round 12: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
  6292. Round 12: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6293. Round 13: The Big Wisniewski takes 258 damage.
  6294. Round 13: You gain 8 hit points
  6295. Round 13: The Big Wisniewski drops 12 attack power.
  6296. Round 13: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 defense.
  6297. Round 13: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6298. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski takes 263 damage.
  6299. Round 14: You gain 8 hit points
  6300. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski drops 10 attack power.
  6301. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski drops 11 defense.
  6302. Round 14: Arbos wins the fight!
  6303. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when both Chief Mariachi and CoolSloth complimented you on your dancing.
  6304. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  6305. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  6306. After Battle: You gain 48 Muscularity Points
  6307. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  6308. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  6309. You gain 11 Meat.
  6310. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6311. You acquire an item: solid gold bowling ball
  6312. After Battle: You gain 194 Strengthliness
  6313. You gain a Muscle point!
  6314. After Battle: You gain 69 Mysteriousness
  6315. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6316. After Battle: You gain 67 Cheek
  6317. War finished: hippies defeated
  6318.  
  6319. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  6320. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  6321. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6322. You acquire an item: Iron Beta of Industry
  6323. > Turn(499): Starting with 123 left at Level: 13
  6324. > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 18.188815789473686
  6325. > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 279.24349662087934
  6326. > HP: 543/543, MP: 308/318
  6327. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6328. > ML: 45 control: 0
  6329. > Everything Looks Yellow: 51
  6330. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6331.  
  6332. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  6333.  
  6334. equip pants pantogram pants
  6335.  
  6336. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  6337. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6338. > Getting white pixels: Have 0
  6339.  
  6340. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6341. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6342.  
  6343. [500] 8-Bit Realm
  6344. Encounter: Blooper
  6345. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6346. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6347. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  6348. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  6349. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6350. Round 3: Blooper drops 6 attack power.
  6351. Round 3: Blooper drops 5 defense.
  6352. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6353. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  6354. Round 4: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  6355. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6356. Round 5: Blooper takes 340 damage.
  6357. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  6358. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  6359. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  6360. You acquire an item: oil of expertise
  6361. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 15 lb. XO Skeleton
  6362. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  6363. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  6364. You gain 10 Meat.
  6365. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6366. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6367. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6368. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6369. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  6370. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  6371. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  6372.  
  6373. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  6374. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  6375.  
  6376. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6377. You gain 48 hit points
  6378. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6379. > Turn(500): Starting with 122 left at Level: 13
  6380. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6381. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6382. > HP: 618/618, MP: 221/293
  6383. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6384. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6385. > Everything Looks Yellow: 50
  6386. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6387.  
  6388. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6389. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6390. > Getting white pixels: Have 3
  6391.  
  6392. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6393. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6394.  
  6395. [501] 8-Bit Realm
  6396. Encounter: Blooper
  6397. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6398. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6399. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6400. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
  6401. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
  6402. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6403. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  6404. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  6405. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6406. Round 4: Blooper takes 324 damage.
  6407. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
  6408. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6409. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when MajesticAlvin taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  6410. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  6411. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  6412. After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
  6413. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  6414. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  6415. You gain 12 Meat.
  6416. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6417. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6418. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6419. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6420. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
  6421. You acquire an item: X
  6422. After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
  6423. After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness
  6424. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  6425.  
  6426. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  6427. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  6428.  
  6429. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6430. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6431.  
  6432. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  6433. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  6434.  
  6435. cast 1 Blubber Up
  6436. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  6437.  
  6438. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  6439. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  6440.  
  6441. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  6442. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  6443. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6444. > Turn(501): Starting with 121 left at Level: 13
  6445. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6446. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6447. > HP: 618/618, MP: 207/293
  6448. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6449. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6450. > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
  6451. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6452.  
  6453. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6454. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6455. > Getting white pixels: Have 6
  6456.  
  6457. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6458. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6459.  
  6460. [502] 8-Bit Realm
  6461. Encounter: Koopa Troopa
  6462. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6463. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6464. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6465. Round 2: Koopa Troopa drops 5 attack power.
  6466. Round 2: Koopa Troopa drops 5 defense.
  6467. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6468. Round 3: Koopa Troopa drops 2 attack power.
  6469. Round 3: Koopa Troopa drops 1 defense.
  6470. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6471. Round 4: Koopa Troopa takes 289 damage.
  6472. Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
  6473. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6474. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when AmazingAgent bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  6475. You acquire an item: tomato
  6476. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  6477. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your shoulder.
  6478. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  6479. You gain 14 Meat.
  6480. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6481. You acquire an item: green pixel
  6482. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6483. You acquire an item: black pixel
  6484. After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
  6485. After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness
  6486. After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
  6487. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6488. > Turn(502): Starting with 120 left at Level: 13
  6489. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6490. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6491. > HP: 618/618, MP: 217/293
  6492. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6493. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6494. > Everything Looks Yellow: 48
  6495. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6496.  
  6497. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6498. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6499. > Getting white pixels: Have 7
  6500.  
  6501. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6502. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6503.  
  6504. [503] 8-Bit Realm
  6505. Encounter: Blooper
  6506. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6507. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6508. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6509. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
  6510. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
  6511. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6512. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  6513. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  6514. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6515. Round 4: Blooper takes 299 damage.
  6516. Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
  6517. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6518. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when Insane Carl gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  6519. You acquire an item: hell in a bucket
  6520. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  6521. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  6522. You gain 10 Meat.
  6523. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6524. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6525. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6526. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6527. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  6528. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  6529. After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
  6530.  
  6531. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6532. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6533.  
  6534. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  6535. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  6536.  
  6537. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  6538. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  6539.  
  6540. cast 1 Scarysauce
  6541. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  6542.  
  6543. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6544. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6545.  
  6546. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  6547. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  6548. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6549. > Turn(503): Starting with 119 left at Level: 13
  6550. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6551. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6552. > HP: 618/618, MP: 174/293
  6553. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6554. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6555. > Everything Looks Yellow: 47
  6556. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6557.  
  6558. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6559. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6560. > Getting white pixels: Have 10
  6561.  
  6562. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6563. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6564.  
  6565. [504] 8-Bit Realm
  6566. Encounter: Zol
  6567. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6568. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6569. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6570. Round 2: Zol drops 5 attack power.
  6571. Round 2: Zol drops 5 defense.
  6572. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6573. Round 3: Zol drops 2 attack power.
  6574. Round 3: Zol drops 2 defense.
  6575. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6576. Round 4: Zol takes 286 damage.
  6577. Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
  6578. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6579. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled SealArianna. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  6580. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  6581. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  6582. After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  6583. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  6584. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  6585. You gain 10 Meat.
  6586. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6587. You acquire an item: green pixel
  6588. You acquire an item: green pixel
  6589. You acquire an item: green pixel
  6590. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  6591. After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness
  6592. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  6593. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6594. > Turn(504): Starting with 118 left at Level: 13
  6595. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6596. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6597. > HP: 618/618, MP: 221/293
  6598. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6599. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6600. > Everything Looks Yellow: 46
  6601. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6602.  
  6603. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6604. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6605. > Getting white pixels: Have 10
  6606.  
  6607. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6608. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6609.  
  6610. [505] 8-Bit Realm
  6611. Encounter: Keese
  6612. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6613. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6614. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6615. Round 2: Keese drops 5 attack power.
  6616. Round 2: Keese drops 5 defense.
  6617. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6618. Round 3: Keese drops 2 attack power.
  6619. Round 3: Keese drops 2 defense.
  6620. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6621. Round 4: Keese takes 364 damage.
  6622. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
  6623. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6624. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  6625. You acquire an item: scrap metal
  6626. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  6627. After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
  6628. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  6629. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  6630. You gain 11 Meat.
  6631. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6632. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  6633. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  6634. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  6635. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  6636. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  6637. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  6638.  
  6639. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  6640. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  6641. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6642. > Turn(505): Starting with 117 left at Level: 13
  6643. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6644. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6645. > HP: 618/618, MP: 269/293
  6646. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6647. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6648. > Everything Looks Yellow: 45
  6649. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6650.  
  6651. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6652. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6653. > Getting white pixels: Have 10
  6654.  
  6655. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6656. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6657.  
  6658. [506] 8-Bit Realm
  6659. Encounter: Buzzy Beetle
  6660. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6661. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6662. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6663. Round 2: Buzzy Beetle drops 5 attack power.
  6664. Round 2: Buzzy Beetle drops 5 defense.
  6665. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6666. Round 3: Buzzy Beetle drops 2 attack power.
  6667. Round 3: Buzzy Beetle drops 1 defense.
  6668. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6669. weremoose spit is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
  6670. Round 4: Buzzy Beetle takes 291 damage.
  6671. Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
  6672. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6673. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  6674. You acquire an item: weremoose spit
  6675. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  6676. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
  6677. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  6678. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  6679. You gain 14 Meat.
  6680. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6681. You acquire an item: red pixel
  6682. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6683. You acquire an item: black pixel
  6684. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  6685. You acquire an item: O
  6686. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  6687. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  6688. After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness
  6689.  
  6690. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6691. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6692.  
  6693. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  6694. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  6695.  
  6696. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  6697. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  6698.  
  6699. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  6700. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  6701. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6702. > Turn(506): Starting with 116 left at Level: 13
  6703. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6704. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6705. > HP: 618/618, MP: 255/293
  6706. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6707. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6708. > Everything Looks Yellow: 44
  6709. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6710.  
  6711. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6712. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6713.  
  6714. Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
  6715. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6716. > Getting white pixels: Have 12
  6717.  
  6718. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6719. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6720.  
  6721. [507] 8-Bit Realm
  6722. Encounter: Buzzy Beetle
  6723. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6724. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6725. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6726. Round 2: Buzzy Beetle drops 5 attack power.
  6727. Round 2: Buzzy Beetle drops 5 defense.
  6728. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6729. Round 3: Buzzy Beetle drops 2 attack power.
  6730. Round 3: Buzzy Beetle drops 1 defense.
  6731. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6732. Round 4: Buzzy Beetle takes 291 damage.
  6733. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
  6734. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6735. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you armwrestled PizzaMaker. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  6736. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  6737. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your arm.
  6738. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  6739. You gain 13 Meat.
  6740. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6741. You acquire an item: red pixel
  6742. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6743. You acquire an item: black pixel
  6744. After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
  6745. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  6746. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  6747. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6748. > Turn(507): Starting with 115 left at Level: 13
  6749. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6750. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6751. > HP: 618/618, MP: 278/293
  6752. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6753. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6754. > Everything Looks Yellow: 43
  6755. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6756.  
  6757. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6758. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6759.  
  6760. Trade 1 red pixel, 1 green pixel, 1 blue pixel
  6761. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6762. > Getting white pixels: Have 14
  6763.  
  6764. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6765. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6766.  
  6767. [508] 8-Bit Realm
  6768. Encounter: Keese
  6769. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6770. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6771. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6772. Round 2: Keese drops 5 attack power.
  6773. Round 2: Keese drops 5 defense.
  6774. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6775. Round 3: Keese drops 2 attack power.
  6776. Round 3: Keese drops 2 defense.
  6777. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6778. Round 4: Keese takes 348 damage.
  6779. Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
  6780. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6781. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when both BoogerGuy the Amazing and PorkLady complimented you on your dancing.
  6782. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  6783. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  6784. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
  6785. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  6786. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  6787. You gain 13 Meat.
  6788. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6789. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  6790. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  6791. You acquire an item: blue pixel
  6792. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  6793. After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness
  6794. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  6795.  
  6796. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  6797. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  6798.  
  6799. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6800. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6801.  
  6802. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  6803. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  6804.  
  6805. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  6806. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  6807.  
  6808. cast 1 Scarysauce
  6809. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  6810.  
  6811. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6812. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6813.  
  6814. cast 1 Disco Fever
  6815. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  6816. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6817. > Turn(508): Starting with 114 left at Level: 13
  6818. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6819. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6820. > HP: 618/618, MP: 224/293
  6821. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6822. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6823. > Everything Looks Yellow: 42
  6824. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6825.  
  6826. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6827. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6828. > Getting white pixels: Have 14
  6829.  
  6830. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6831. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6832.  
  6833. [509] 8-Bit Realm
  6834. Encounter: Blooper
  6835. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6836. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6837. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6838. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
  6839. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
  6840. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6841. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  6842. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  6843. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6844. Round 4: Blooper takes 325 damage.
  6845. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
  6846. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6847. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you and RumGuy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  6848. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  6849. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  6850. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  6851. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  6852. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  6853. You gain 13 Meat.
  6854. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6855. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6856. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6857. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6858. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  6859. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  6860. After Battle: You gain 2 Chutzpah
  6861.  
  6862. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  6863. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  6864. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6865. > Turn(509): Starting with 113 left at Level: 13
  6866. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6867. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6868. > HP: 618/618, MP: 251/293
  6869. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6870. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6871. > Everything Looks Yellow: 41
  6872. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6873.  
  6874. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6875. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6876. > Getting white pixels: Have 17
  6877.  
  6878. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6879. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6880.  
  6881. [510] 8-Bit Realm
  6882. Encounter: Blooper
  6883. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6884. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6885. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6886. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
  6887. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
  6888. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6889. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  6890. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  6891. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6892. Round 4: Blooper takes 295 damage.
  6893. Round 4: You gain 6 hit points
  6894. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6895. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled Captain Gibbon. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  6896. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  6897. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  6898. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  6899. You gain 11 Meat.
  6900. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6901. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6902. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6903. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6904. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  6905. You acquire an item: X
  6906. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  6907. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  6908. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  6909.  
  6910. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  6911. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  6912.  
  6913. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  6914. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  6915. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6916. > Turn(510): Starting with 112 left at Level: 13
  6917. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6918. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6919. > HP: 618/618, MP: 259/293
  6920. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6921. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6922. > Everything Looks Yellow: 40
  6923. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6924.  
  6925. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6926. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6927. > Getting white pixels: Have 20
  6928.  
  6929. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6930. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6931.  
  6932. [511] 8-Bit Realm
  6933. Encounter: Blooper
  6934. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6935. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6936. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6937. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
  6938. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
  6939. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6940. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  6941. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  6942. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6943. Round 4: Blooper takes 357 damage.
  6944. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
  6945. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  6946. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  6947. You acquire an item: groupie spangles
  6948. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  6949. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  6950. After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
  6951. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  6952. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  6953. You gain 13 Meat.
  6954. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6955. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6956. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6957. You acquire an item: white pixel
  6958. After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
  6959. You gain a Muscle point!
  6960. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  6961. After Battle: You gain 2 Roguishness
  6962.  
  6963. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6964. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6965.  
  6966. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  6967. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  6968.  
  6969. cast 1 Blubber Up
  6970. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  6971.  
  6972. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  6973. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  6974.  
  6975. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  6976. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  6977. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6978. > Turn(511): Starting with 111 left at Level: 13
  6979. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  6980. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  6981. > HP: 620/620, MP: 241/293
  6982. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6983. > ML: 25 control: 0
  6984. > Everything Looks Yellow: 39
  6985. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6986.  
  6987. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6988. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  6989. > Getting white pixels: Have 23
  6990.  
  6991. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  6992. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  6993.  
  6994. [512] 8-Bit Realm
  6995. Encounter: Blooper
  6996. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  6997. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6998. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6999. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
  7000. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
  7001. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7002. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  7003. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  7004. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7005. Round 4: Blooper takes 291 damage.
  7006. Round 4: You gain 7 hit points
  7007. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  7008. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and ModernPastaBaby took turns doing benchpresses with MarchMaiden's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  7009. After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
  7010. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  7011. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
  7012. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  7013. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  7014. You gain 13 Meat.
  7015. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7016. You acquire an item: white pixel
  7017. You acquire an item: white pixel
  7018. You acquire an item: white pixel
  7019. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  7020. After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness
  7021. After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
  7022. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7023. > Turn(512): Starting with 110 left at Level: 13
  7024. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  7025. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  7026. > HP: 620/620, MP: 279/293
  7027. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7028. > ML: 25 control: 0
  7029. > Everything Looks Yellow: 38
  7030. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7031.  
  7032. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  7033. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  7034. > Getting white pixels: Have 26
  7035.  
  7036. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  7037. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  7038.  
  7039. [513] 8-Bit Realm
  7040. Encounter: Blooper
  7041. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7042. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7043. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7044. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
  7045. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
  7046. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7047. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  7048. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  7049. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7050. Round 4: Blooper takes 294 damage.
  7051. Round 4: You gain 6 hit points
  7052. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  7053. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you and UncannyHamster the Barbarian totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  7054. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  7055. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  7056. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your eye.
  7057. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  7058. You gain 15 Meat.
  7059. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7060. You acquire an item: white pixel
  7061. You acquire an item: white pixel
  7062. You acquire an item: white pixel
  7063. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  7064. After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness
  7065. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  7066.  
  7067. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  7068. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  7069.  
  7070. cast 1 Astral Shell
  7071. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  7072.  
  7073. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  7074. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  7075.  
  7076. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  7077. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  7078.  
  7079. cast 1 Scarysauce
  7080. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  7081.  
  7082. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  7083. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  7084.  
  7085. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  7086. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  7087. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7088. > Turn(513): Starting with 109 left at Level: 13
  7089. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  7090. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  7091. > HP: 620/620, MP: 224/293
  7092. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7093. > ML: 25 control: 0
  7094. > Everything Looks Yellow: 37
  7095. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7096.  
  7097. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  7098. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  7099. > Getting white pixels: Have 29
  7100.  
  7101. equip acc2 continuum transfunctioner
  7102. > Pre Adventure at 8-Bit Realm done, beep.
  7103.  
  7104. [514] 8-Bit Realm
  7105. Encounter: Blooper
  7106. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7107. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7108. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7109. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 attack power.
  7110. Round 2: Blooper drops 5 defense.
  7111. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7112. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 attack power.
  7113. Round 3: Blooper drops 2 defense.
  7114. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7115. Round 4: Blooper takes 361 damage.
  7116. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
  7117. Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
  7118. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when both MythicElla and WonderKitten complimented you on your dancing.
  7119. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  7120. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  7121. After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  7122. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  7123. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  7124. You gain 11 Meat.
  7125. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7126. You acquire an item: white pixel
  7127. You acquire an item: white pixel
  7128. You acquire an item: white pixel
  7129. After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
  7130. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  7131. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  7132. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7133. > Turn(514): Starting with 108 left at Level: 13
  7134. > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 6.65909090909091
  7135. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.87482193696064
  7136. > HP: 620/620, MP: 260/293
  7137. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7138. > ML: 25 control: 0
  7139. > Everything Looks Yellow: 36
  7140. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7141.  
  7142. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  7143. > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
  7144. > You have the latest use_for_items.txt. Will not check again today.
  7145.  
  7146. [515] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  7147.  
  7148. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7149. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7150. Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
  7151. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=1
  7152. You lose 3 Adventures
  7153. You spent 500 Meat
  7154. You gain 144 Muscleboundness
  7155. You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
  7156.  
  7157. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7158. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7159.  
  7160. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  7161. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  7162.  
  7163. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  7164. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  7165.  
  7166. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  7167. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  7168.  
  7169. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  7170. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  7171. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7172.  
  7173. [518] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  7174. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7175. Took choice 793/4: gift shop
  7176. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=4
  7177.  
  7178. Visiting The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop
  7179.  
  7180. trading 1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip for 1 UV-resistant compass
  7181. You acquire an item: UV-resistant compass
  7182. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  7183. > This is version: 1290 Mafia: 18388
  7184. > This is day 3.
  7185. > Turns played: 517 current adventures: 105
  7186. > Current Ascension: Standard
  7187. > Turn(517): Starting with 105 left at Level: 13
  7188. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  7189. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7190. > HP: 645/645, MP: 263/318
  7191. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7192. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7193. > Everything Looks Yellow: 33
  7194. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7195. > Searching for the pyramid
  7196.  
  7197. use 1 hair spray
  7198. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  7199.  
  7200. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  7201. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  7202.  
  7203. use 1 blood of the Wereseal
  7204. You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
  7205. > expectedOasis: 8
  7206. > equivProgress: 16
  7207. > need: 100
  7208.  
  7209. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7210. > Need for desert: 100
  7211. > Worm riding: 0
  7212. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7213.  
  7214. [518] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7215. Encounter: cactuary
  7216. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7217. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7218. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7219. Round 2: cactuary drops 18 attack power.
  7220. Round 2: cactuary drops 17 defense.
  7221. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7222. Round 3: cactuary takes 28 damage.
  7223. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7224. Round 4: cactuary drops 7 attack power.
  7225. Round 4: cactuary drops 7 defense.
  7226. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7227. Round 5: cactuary takes 281 damage.
  7228. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  7229. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  7230. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7231. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  7232. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  7233. You gain 288 Meat
  7234. You gain 15 Meat.
  7235. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7236. You acquire an item: cactus fruit
  7237. You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
  7238. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  7239. You acquire an item: O
  7240. After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
  7241. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  7242. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  7243. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (10)
  7244. Paranormal activity reported at The Overgrown Lot.
  7245.  
  7246. cast 1 Astral Shell
  7247. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  7248.  
  7249. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  7250. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  7251.  
  7252. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  7253. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  7254.  
  7255. cast 1 Scarysauce
  7256. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  7257.  
  7258. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  7259. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  7260.  
  7261. cast 1 Disco Fever
  7262. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  7263.  
  7264. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7265. You gain 209 hit points
  7266. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7267. > Turn(518): Starting with 104 left at Level: 13
  7268. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7269. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7270. > HP: 873/873, MP: 214/318
  7271. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7272. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7273. > Ultrahydrated: 9
  7274. > Everything Looks Yellow: 32
  7275. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7276.  
  7277. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7278. > Ghost busting time! At: The Overgrown Lot
  7279. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  7280. > Pre Adventure at The Overgrown Lot done, beep.
  7281.  
  7282. [519] The Overgrown Lot
  7283. Encounter: the ghost of Oily McBindle
  7284. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7285. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7286. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7287. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  7288. Round 2: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
  7289. Round 2: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
  7290. Round 2: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
  7291. Round 2: You lose 24 hit points
  7292. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  7293. Round 3: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
  7294. Round 3: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
  7295. Round 3: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
  7296. Round 3: You lose 24 hit points
  7297. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  7298. Round 4: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
  7299. Round 4: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
  7300. Round 4: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
  7301. Round 4: You lose 24 hit points
  7302. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  7303. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  7304. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7305. You acquire an item: swindleblossom
  7306. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you and PastaBarbarian and TurkeyCougar won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  7307. After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
  7308. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  7309. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  7310. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  7311. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
  7312. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  7313. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  7314. You gain 10 Meat.
  7315. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7316. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  7317. You acquire an item: haunted bindle
  7318. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  7319. After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
  7320. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  7321. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  7322.  
  7323. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7324. You gain 45 hit points
  7325. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7326. > Turn(518): Starting with 104 left at Level: 13
  7327. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 10.2125
  7328. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7329. > HP: 873/873, MP: 235/318
  7330. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7331. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7332. > Ultrahydrated: 9
  7333. > Everything Looks Yellow: 32
  7334. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7335. > Searching for the pyramid
  7336.  
  7337. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  7338. You spent 22 Meat
  7339. You acquire an item: hair spray
  7340.  
  7341. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  7342. You spent 22 Meat
  7343. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  7344.  
  7345. buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
  7346. You spent 475 Meat
  7347. You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
  7348. > expectedOasis: 8
  7349. > equivProgress: 16
  7350. > need: 98
  7351.  
  7352. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7353. > Need for desert: 98
  7354. > Worm riding: 0
  7355. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7356.  
  7357. [519] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7358. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
  7359. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7360. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7361. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7362. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 19 attack power.
  7363. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 17 defense.
  7364. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7365. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 28 damage.
  7366. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7367. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
  7368. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 7 defense.
  7369. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7370. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 331 damage.
  7371. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  7372. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7373. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  7374. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
  7375. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  7376. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  7377. You gain 367 Meat
  7378. You gain 11 Meat.
  7379. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7380. You acquire an item: centipede eggs
  7381. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  7382. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  7383. After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
  7384. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  7385. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  7386.  
  7387. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  7388. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  7389. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7390. > Turn(519): Starting with 103 left at Level: 13
  7391. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7392. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7393. > HP: 873/873, MP: 273/318
  7394. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7395. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7396. > Ultrahydrated: 8
  7397. > Everything Looks Yellow: 31
  7398. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7399.  
  7400. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7401. > Searching for the pyramid
  7402. > expectedOasis: 8
  7403. > equivProgress: 16
  7404. > need: 96
  7405.  
  7406. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7407. > Need for desert: 96
  7408. > Worm riding: 0
  7409. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7410.  
  7411. [520] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7412. Encounter: swarm of fire ants
  7413. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7414. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7415. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7416. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7417. Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 19 attack power.
  7418. Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 17 defense.
  7419. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7420. Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 28 damage.
  7421. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7422. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  7423. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 7 defense.
  7424. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7425. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 296 damage.
  7426. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  7427. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7428. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  7429. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  7430. You gain 129 Meat
  7431. You gain 12 Meat.
  7432. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7433. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  7434. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  7435. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
  7436. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  7437. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  7438.  
  7439. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  7440. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  7441.  
  7442. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  7443. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  7444. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7445. > Turn(520): Starting with 102 left at Level: 13
  7446. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7447. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7448. > HP: 828/828, MP: 266/318
  7449. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7450. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7451. > Ultrahydrated: 7
  7452. > Everything Looks Yellow: 30
  7453. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7454.  
  7455. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7456. > Searching for the pyramid
  7457.  
  7458. use 1 hair spray
  7459. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  7460.  
  7461. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  7462. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  7463. > expectedOasis: 8
  7464. > equivProgress: 16
  7465. > need: 94
  7466.  
  7467. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7468. > Need for desert: 94
  7469. > Worm riding: 0
  7470. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7471.  
  7472. [521] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7473. Encounter: plaque of locusts
  7474. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7475. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7476. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7477. Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 19 attack power.
  7478. Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 17 defense.
  7479. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7480. Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 28 damage.
  7481. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7482. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  7483. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 7 defense.
  7484. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7485. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 336 damage.
  7486. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  7487. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7488. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  7489. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  7490. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  7491. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
  7492. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  7493. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  7494. You gain 67 Meat
  7495. You gain 10 Meat.
  7496. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7497. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  7498. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  7499. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I guess this is the spot?
  7500. You acquire an item: X
  7501. After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
  7502. You gain a Muscle point!
  7503. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  7504. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  7505.  
  7506. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7507. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7508.  
  7509. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  7510. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  7511.  
  7512. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  7513. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  7514.  
  7515. cast 1 Blubber Up
  7516. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  7517.  
  7518. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  7519. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  7520.  
  7521. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  7522. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  7523. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7524. > Turn(521): Starting with 101 left at Level: 13
  7525. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7526. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7527. > HP: 877/877, MP: 240/318
  7528. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7529. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7530. > Ultrahydrated: 6
  7531. > Everything Looks Yellow: 29
  7532. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7533.  
  7534. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7535. > Searching for the pyramid
  7536.  
  7537. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  7538. You spent 22 Meat
  7539. You acquire an item: hair spray
  7540.  
  7541. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  7542. You spent 22 Meat
  7543. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  7544. > expectedOasis: 8
  7545. > equivProgress: 16
  7546. > need: 92
  7547.  
  7548. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7549. > Need for desert: 92
  7550. > Worm riding: 0
  7551. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7552.  
  7553. [522] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7554. Encounter: plaque of locusts
  7555. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7556. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7557. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7558. Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 18 attack power.
  7559. Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 17 defense.
  7560. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7561. Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 28 damage.
  7562. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7563. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 7 attack power.
  7564. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 7 defense.
  7565. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7566. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 294 damage.
  7567. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  7568. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7569. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  7570. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  7571. You gain 59 Meat
  7572. You gain 15 Meat.
  7573. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7574. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  7575. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  7576. After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
  7577. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  7578. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  7579.  
  7580. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  7581. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  7582.  
  7583. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  7584. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  7585. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7586. > Turn(522): Starting with 100 left at Level: 13
  7587. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7588. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7589. > HP: 877/877, MP: 246/318
  7590. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7591. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7592. > Ultrahydrated: 5
  7593. > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
  7594. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7595.  
  7596. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7597. > Searching for the pyramid
  7598. > expectedOasis: 8
  7599. > equivProgress: 16
  7600. > need: 90
  7601.  
  7602. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7603. > Need for desert: 90
  7604. > Worm riding: 0
  7605. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7606.  
  7607. [523] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7608. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  7609. Took choice 805/1: Whoops.
  7610. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  7611. > We've found the gnome!! Sightseeing pamphlets for everyone!
  7612. > Turn(522): Starting with 100 left at Level: 13
  7613. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7614. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7615. > HP: 877/877, MP: 246/318
  7616. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7617. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7618. > Ultrahydrated: 5
  7619. > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
  7620. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7621.  
  7622. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7623. > Searching for the pyramid
  7624. > expectedOasis: 8
  7625. > equivProgress: 16
  7626. > need: 90
  7627.  
  7628. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7629. > Need for desert: 90
  7630. > Worm riding: 0
  7631.  
  7632. buy 1 can of black paint for 950 each from The Black Market
  7633. You spent 950 Meat
  7634. You acquire an item: can of black paint
  7635. > Returning the Can of Black Paint
  7636.  
  7637. Talking to Gnasir
  7638. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  7639. Took choice 805/1: "What was it you wanted, again?"
  7640. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  7641. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  7642. Took choice 805/2: "I brought some black paint for your door."
  7643. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=2&pwd
  7644. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  7645. You acquire an item: desert sightseeing pamphlet
  7646. Took choice 805/1: "No, that's all."
  7647. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  7648.  
  7649. use 1 desert sightseeing pamphlet
  7650. > Turn(522): Starting with 100 left at Level: 13
  7651. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7652. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7653. > HP: 877/877, MP: 246/318
  7654. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7655. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7656. > Ultrahydrated: 5
  7657. > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
  7658. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7659.  
  7660. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7661. > Searching for the pyramid
  7662. > expectedOasis: 8
  7663. > equivProgress: 16
  7664. > need: 75
  7665.  
  7666. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7667. > Need for desert: 75
  7668. > Worm riding: 0
  7669. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7670.  
  7671. [523] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7672. Encounter: rock scorpion
  7673. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7674. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7675. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7676. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
  7677. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 17 defense.
  7678. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7679. Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
  7680. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7681. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  7682. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
  7683. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7684. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 322 damage.
  7685. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  7686. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7687. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  7688. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
  7689. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  7690. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  7691. You gain 502 Meat
  7692. You gain 11 Meat.
  7693. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7694. You acquire an item: scorpion whip
  7695. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  7696. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
  7697. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  7698. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  7699.  
  7700. cast 1 Astral Shell
  7701. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  7702.  
  7703. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  7704. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  7705.  
  7706. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  7707. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  7708.  
  7709. cast 1 Scarysauce
  7710. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  7711.  
  7712. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  7713. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  7714.  
  7715. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  7716. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  7717. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7718. > Turn(523): Starting with 99 left at Level: 13
  7719. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7720. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7721. > HP: 830/830, MP: 241/318
  7722. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7723. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7724. > Ultrahydrated: 4
  7725. > Everything Looks Yellow: 27
  7726. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7727.  
  7728. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7729. > Searching for the pyramid
  7730.  
  7731. use 1 hair spray
  7732. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  7733.  
  7734. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  7735. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  7736. > expectedOasis: 8
  7737. > equivProgress: 16
  7738. > need: 73
  7739.  
  7740. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7741. > Need for desert: 73
  7742. > Worm riding: 0
  7743. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7744.  
  7745. [524] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7746. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
  7747. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7748. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7749. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7750. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 19 attack power.
  7751. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 18 defense.
  7752. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7753. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 28 damage.
  7754. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7755. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
  7756. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 7 defense.
  7757. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7758. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 289 damage.
  7759. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  7760. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7761. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  7762. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  7763. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  7764. After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  7765. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  7766. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  7767. You gain 445 Meat
  7768. You gain 12 Meat.
  7769. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7770. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  7771. After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
  7772. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
  7773. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  7774. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7775. > Turn(524): Starting with 98 left at Level: 13
  7776. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7777. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7778. > HP: 877/877, MP: 287/318
  7779. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7780. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7781. > Ultrahydrated: 3
  7782. > Everything Looks Yellow: 26
  7783. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7784.  
  7785. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7786. > Searching for the pyramid
  7787.  
  7788. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  7789. You spent 22 Meat
  7790. You acquire an item: hair spray
  7791.  
  7792. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  7793. You spent 22 Meat
  7794. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  7795. > expectedOasis: 8
  7796. > equivProgress: 16
  7797. > need: 71
  7798.  
  7799. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7800. > Need for desert: 71
  7801. > Worm riding: 0
  7802. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7803.  
  7804. [525] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7805. Encounter: rock scorpion
  7806. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7807. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7808. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7809. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
  7810. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 17 defense.
  7811. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7812. Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
  7813. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7814. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  7815. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
  7816. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7817. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 288 damage.
  7818. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  7819. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7820. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  7821. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  7822. You gain 633 Meat
  7823. You gain 11 Meat.
  7824. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7825. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  7826. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  7827. After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
  7828. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  7829. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  7830.  
  7831. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  7832. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  7833. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7834. > Turn(525): Starting with 97 left at Level: 13
  7835. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7836. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7837. > HP: 877/877, MP: 302/318
  7838. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7839. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7840. > Ultrahydrated: 2
  7841. > Everything Looks Yellow: 25
  7842. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7843.  
  7844. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7845. > Searching for the pyramid
  7846. > expectedOasis: 8
  7847. > equivProgress: 16
  7848. > need: 69
  7849.  
  7850. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7851. > Need for desert: 69
  7852. > Worm riding: 0
  7853. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7854.  
  7855. [526] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7856. Encounter: cactuary
  7857. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7858. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7859. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7860. Round 2: cactuary drops 18 attack power.
  7861. Round 2: cactuary drops 17 defense.
  7862. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7863. Round 3: cactuary takes 28 damage.
  7864. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7865. Round 4: cactuary drops 8 attack power.
  7866. Round 4: cactuary drops 7 defense.
  7867. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7868. Round 5: cactuary takes 320 damage.
  7869. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  7870. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  7871. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7872. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  7873. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  7874. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  7875. You gain 288 Meat
  7876. You gain 11 Meat.
  7877. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7878. You acquire an item: cactus fruit
  7879. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  7880. You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
  7881. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  7882. You acquire an item: O
  7883. After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
  7884. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  7885. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7886. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  7887. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page
  7888.  
  7889. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7890. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7891.  
  7892. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  7893. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  7894.  
  7895. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  7896. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  7897.  
  7898. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  7899. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  7900. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7901. > Turn(526): Starting with 96 left at Level: 13
  7902. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7903. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7904. > HP: 830/830, MP: 282/320
  7905. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7906. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7907. > Ultrahydrated: 1
  7908. > Everything Looks Yellow: 24
  7909. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7910.  
  7911. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7912. > Searching for the pyramid
  7913.  
  7914. use 1 hair spray
  7915. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  7916.  
  7917. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  7918. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  7919. > expectedOasis: 8
  7920. > equivProgress: 16
  7921. > need: 67
  7922.  
  7923. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  7924. > Need for desert: 67
  7925. > Worm riding: 1
  7926. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  7927.  
  7928. [527] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  7929. Encounter: rock scorpion
  7930. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  7931. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7932. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7933. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
  7934. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 18 defense.
  7935. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7936. Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
  7937. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7938. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  7939. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
  7940. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7941. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 290 damage.
  7942. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  7943. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  7944. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  7945. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  7946. You gain 540 Meat
  7947. You gain 13 Meat.
  7948. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7949. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  7950. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  7951. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  7952. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7953. > Turn(527): Starting with 95 left at Level: 13
  7954. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  7955. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7956. > HP: 693/693, MP: 288/320
  7957. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7958. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7959. > Everything Looks Yellow: 23
  7960. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7961.  
  7962. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7963. > Getting some ultrahydrated, I suppose. Desert left: 65
  7964. > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
  7965.  
  7966. [528] The Oasis
  7967. Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
  7968. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
  7969.  
  7970. cast 1 Astral Shell
  7971. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  7972.  
  7973. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  7974. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  7975.  
  7976. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  7977. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  7978.  
  7979. cast 1 Scarysauce
  7980. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  7981.  
  7982. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  7983. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  7984.  
  7985. cast 1 Disco Fever
  7986. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  7987. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7988. > Turn(528): Starting with 94 left at Level: 13
  7989. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  7990. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  7991. > HP: 693/693, MP: 251/320
  7992. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7993. > ML: 45 control: 0
  7994. > Ultrahydrated: 5
  7995. > Everything Looks Yellow: 22
  7996. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7997. > Searching for the pyramid
  7998.  
  7999. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  8000. You spent 22 Meat
  8001. You acquire an item: hair spray
  8002.  
  8003. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  8004. You spent 22 Meat
  8005. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8006.  
  8007. use 1 blood of the Wereseal
  8008. You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
  8009. > expectedOasis: 7
  8010. > equivProgress: 14
  8011. > need: 65
  8012.  
  8013. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8014. > Need for desert: 65
  8015. > Worm riding: 1
  8016. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8017.  
  8018. [529] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8019. Encounter: swarm of fire ants
  8020. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8021. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8022. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8023. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8024. Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 19 attack power.
  8025. Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 17 defense.
  8026. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8027. Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 28 damage.
  8028. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8029. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  8030. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 7 defense.
  8031. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8032. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 353 damage.
  8033. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  8034. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8035. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  8036. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  8037. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  8038. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
  8039. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  8040. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  8041. You gain 132 Meat
  8042. You gain 15 Meat.
  8043. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8044. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8045. After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
  8046. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  8047. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  8048. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
  8049.  
  8050. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  8051. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  8052.  
  8053. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8054. You gain 89 hit points
  8055. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8056. > Turn(529): Starting with 93 left at Level: 13
  8057. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8058. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 300.87482193696064
  8059. > HP: 830/830, MP: 279/320
  8060. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8061. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8062. > Ultrahydrated: 4
  8063. > Everything Looks Yellow: 21
  8064. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8065.  
  8066. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8067. > Searching for the pyramid
  8068.  
  8069. use 1 hair spray
  8070. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  8071.  
  8072. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8073. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  8074.  
  8075. buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
  8076. You spent 475 Meat
  8077. You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
  8078. > expectedOasis: 7
  8079. > equivProgress: 14
  8080. > need: 63
  8081.  
  8082. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8083. > Need for desert: 63
  8084. > Worm riding: 4
  8085. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8086.  
  8087. [530] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8088. Encounter: swarm of fire ants
  8089. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8090. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8091. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8092. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8093. Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 19 attack power.
  8094. Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 17 defense.
  8095. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8096. Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 28 damage.
  8097. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8098. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  8099. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 7 defense.
  8100. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8101. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 328 damage.
  8102. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  8103. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8104. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 16 lb. XO Skeleton
  8105. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  8106. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  8107. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  8108. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
  8109. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  8110. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  8111. You gain 129 Meat
  8112. You gain 14 Meat.
  8113. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8114. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  8115. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8116. After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
  8117. You gain a Muscle point!
  8118. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  8119. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  8120.  
  8121. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  8122. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  8123.  
  8124. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  8125. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  8126.  
  8127. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  8128. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  8129.  
  8130. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8131. You gain 3 hit points
  8132. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8133. > Turn(530): Starting with 92 left at Level: 13
  8134. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8135. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8136. > HP: 881/881, MP: 269/320
  8137. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8138. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8139. > Ultrahydrated: 3
  8140. > Everything Looks Yellow: 20
  8141. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8142.  
  8143. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8144. > Searching for the pyramid
  8145.  
  8146. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  8147. You spent 22 Meat
  8148. You acquire an item: hair spray
  8149.  
  8150. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  8151. You spent 22 Meat
  8152. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8153. > expectedOasis: 7
  8154. > equivProgress: 14
  8155. > need: 61
  8156.  
  8157. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8158. > Need for desert: 61
  8159. > Worm riding: 4
  8160. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8161.  
  8162. [531] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8163. Encounter: cactuary
  8164. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8165. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8166. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8167. Round 2: cactuary drops 19 attack power.
  8168. Round 2: cactuary drops 17 defense.
  8169. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8170. Round 3: cactuary takes 28 damage.
  8171. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8172. Round 4: cactuary drops 8 attack power.
  8173. Round 4: cactuary drops 7 defense.
  8174. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8175. Round 5: cactuary takes 361 damage.
  8176. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  8177. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  8178. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8179. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  8180. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  8181. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  8182. After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
  8183. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  8184. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  8185. You gain 251 Meat
  8186. You gain 14 Meat.
  8187. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8188. You acquire an item: cactus fruit
  8189. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8190. You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
  8191. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I wonder what happened to the other IX.
  8192. You acquire an item: X
  8193. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  8194. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  8195. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  8196.  
  8197. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8198. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8199.  
  8200. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  8201. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  8202.  
  8203. cast 1 Blubber Up
  8204. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  8205.  
  8206. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  8207. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  8208.  
  8209. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  8210. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  8211. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8212. > Turn(531): Starting with 91 left at Level: 13
  8213. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8214. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8215. > HP: 881/881, MP: 260/320
  8216. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8217. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8218. > Ultrahydrated: 2
  8219. > Everything Looks Yellow: 19
  8220. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8221.  
  8222. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8223. > Searching for the pyramid
  8224. > expectedOasis: 7
  8225. > equivProgress: 14
  8226. > need: 59
  8227.  
  8228. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8229. > Need for desert: 59
  8230. > Worm riding: 4
  8231. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8232.  
  8233. [532] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8234. Encounter: cactuary
  8235. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8236. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8237. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8238. Round 2: cactuary drops 18 attack power.
  8239. Round 2: cactuary drops 18 defense.
  8240. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8241. Round 3: cactuary takes 28 damage.
  8242. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8243. Round 4: cactuary drops 8 attack power.
  8244. Round 4: cactuary drops 7 defense.
  8245. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8246. Round 5: cactuary takes 275 damage.
  8247. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  8248. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  8249. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8250. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  8251. After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
  8252. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  8253. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  8254. You gain 280 Meat
  8255. You gain 13 Meat.
  8256. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8257. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8258. You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
  8259. After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
  8260. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  8261. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  8262. You gain a Moxie point!
  8263. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
  8264. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8265. > Turn(532): Starting with 90 left at Level: 13
  8266. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8267. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8268. > HP: 834/834, MP: 306/320
  8269. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8270. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8271. > Ultrahydrated: 1
  8272. > Everything Looks Yellow: 18
  8273. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8274.  
  8275. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8276. > Searching for the pyramid
  8277.  
  8278. use 1 hair spray
  8279. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  8280.  
  8281. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8282. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  8283. > expectedOasis: 7
  8284. > equivProgress: 14
  8285. > need: 57
  8286.  
  8287. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8288. > Need for desert: 57
  8289. > Worm riding: 7
  8290. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8291.  
  8292. [533] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8293. Encounter: rock scorpion
  8294. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8295. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8296. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8297. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
  8298. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 18 defense.
  8299. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8300. Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
  8301. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8302. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  8303. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
  8304. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8305. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 282 damage.
  8306. Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
  8307. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8308. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your solar plexus.
  8309. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  8310. You gain 529 Meat
  8311. You gain 10 Meat.
  8312. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8313. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8314. After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
  8315. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  8316. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  8317.  
  8318. cast 1 Astral Shell
  8319. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  8320.  
  8321. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  8322. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  8323.  
  8324. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  8325. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  8326.  
  8327. cast 1 Scarysauce
  8328. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  8329.  
  8330. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  8331. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  8332.  
  8333. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  8334. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  8335.  
  8336. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8337. You gain 26 hit points
  8338. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8339. > Turn(533): Starting with 89 left at Level: 13
  8340. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8341. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8342. > HP: 881/881, MP: 241/320
  8343. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8344. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8345. > Everything Looks Yellow: 17
  8346. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8347.  
  8348. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8349. > Getting some ultrahydrated, I suppose. Desert left: 55
  8350. > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
  8351.  
  8352. [534] The Oasis
  8353. Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
  8354. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
  8355. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8356. > Turn(534): Starting with 88 left at Level: 13
  8357. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  8358. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8359. > HP: 881/881, MP: 261/320
  8360. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8361. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8362. > Ultrahydrated: 5
  8363. > Everything Looks Yellow: 16
  8364. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8365. > Searching for the pyramid
  8366.  
  8367. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  8368. You spent 22 Meat
  8369. You acquire an item: hair spray
  8370.  
  8371. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  8372. You spent 22 Meat
  8373. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8374. > expectedOasis: 6
  8375. > equivProgress: 12
  8376. > need: 55
  8377.  
  8378. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8379. > Need for desert: 55
  8380. > Worm riding: 7
  8381. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8382.  
  8383. [535] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8384. Encounter: plaque of locusts
  8385. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8386. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8387. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8388. Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 19 attack power.
  8389. Round 2: plaque of locusts drops 17 defense.
  8390. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8391. Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 28 damage.
  8392. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8393. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 8 attack power.
  8394. Round 4: plaque of locusts drops 7 defense.
  8395. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8396. Round 5: plaque of locusts takes 282 damage.
  8397. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  8398. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8399. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  8400. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
  8401. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  8402. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  8403. You gain 75 Meat
  8404. You gain 11 Meat.
  8405. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8406. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  8407. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8408. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
  8409. After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
  8410. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  8411. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
  8412.  
  8413. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  8414. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  8415. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8416. > Turn(535): Starting with 87 left at Level: 13
  8417. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8418. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8419. > HP: 834/834, MP: 301/320
  8420. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8421. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8422. > Ultrahydrated: 4
  8423. > Everything Looks Yellow: 15
  8424. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8425.  
  8426. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8427. > Searching for the pyramid
  8428.  
  8429. use 1 hair spray
  8430. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  8431.  
  8432. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8433. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  8434. > expectedOasis: 6
  8435. > equivProgress: 12
  8436. > need: 53
  8437.  
  8438. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8439. > Need for desert: 53
  8440. > Worm riding: 9
  8441. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8442.  
  8443. [536] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8444. Encounter: rock scorpion
  8445. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8446. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8447. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8448. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
  8449. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 17 defense.
  8450. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8451. Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
  8452. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8453. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  8454. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
  8455. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8456. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 284 damage.
  8457. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  8458. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8459. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  8460. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  8461. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  8462. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
  8463. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  8464. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  8465. You gain 491 Meat
  8466. You gain 11 Meat.
  8467. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8468. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8469. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8470. After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
  8471. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  8472. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  8473. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
  8474.  
  8475. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8476. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8477.  
  8478. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  8479. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  8480.  
  8481. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  8482. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  8483.  
  8484. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  8485. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  8486. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8487. > Turn(536): Starting with 86 left at Level: 13
  8488. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8489. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8490. > HP: 881/881, MP: 282/320
  8491. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8492. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8493. > Ultrahydrated: 3
  8494. > Everything Looks Yellow: 14
  8495. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8496.  
  8497. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8498. > Searching for the pyramid
  8499.  
  8500. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  8501. You spent 22 Meat
  8502. You acquire an item: hair spray
  8503.  
  8504. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  8505. You spent 22 Meat
  8506. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8507. > expectedOasis: 6
  8508. > equivProgress: 12
  8509. > need: 51
  8510.  
  8511. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8512. > Need for desert: 51
  8513. > Worm riding: 11
  8514. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8515.  
  8516. [537] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8517. Encounter: swarm of fire ants
  8518. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8519. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8520. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8521. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8522. Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 19 attack power.
  8523. Round 2: swarm of fire ants drops 16 defense.
  8524. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8525. Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 28 damage.
  8526. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8527. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 8 attack power.
  8528. Round 4: swarm of fire ants drops 7 defense.
  8529. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8530. Round 5: swarm of fire ants takes 351 damage.
  8531. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  8532. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8533. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  8534. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  8535. After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  8536. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  8537. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  8538. You gain 124 Meat
  8539. You gain 13 Meat.
  8540. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8541. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  8542. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8543. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a huge donut for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  8544. You acquire an item: O
  8545. After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
  8546. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  8547. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  8548. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
  8549. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8550. > Turn(537): Starting with 85 left at Level: 13
  8551. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8552. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8553. > HP: 881/881, MP: 320/320
  8554. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8555. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8556. > Ultrahydrated: 2
  8557. > Everything Looks Yellow: 13
  8558. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8559.  
  8560. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8561. > Searching for the pyramid
  8562. > expectedOasis: 6
  8563. > equivProgress: 12
  8564. > need: 49
  8565.  
  8566. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8567. > Need for desert: 49
  8568. > Worm riding: 14
  8569. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8570.  
  8571. [538] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8572. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
  8573. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8574. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8575. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8576. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 19 attack power.
  8577. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede drops 17 defense.
  8578. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8579. Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 28 damage.
  8580. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8581. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 8 attack power.
  8582. Round 4: giant giant giant centipede drops 7 defense.
  8583. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8584. Round 5: giant giant giant centipede takes 280 damage.
  8585. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  8586. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8587. You acquire an item: almost-dead walkie-talkie
  8588. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  8589. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  8590. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  8591. You gain 407 Meat
  8592. You gain 11 Meat.
  8593. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8594. You acquire an item: centipede eggs
  8595. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8596. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8597. After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
  8598. After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
  8599. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  8600.  
  8601. cast 1 Astral Shell
  8602. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  8603.  
  8604. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  8605. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  8606.  
  8607. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  8608. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  8609.  
  8610. cast 1 Scarysauce
  8611. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  8612.  
  8613. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  8614. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  8615.  
  8616. cast 1 Disco Fever
  8617. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  8618. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8619. > Turn(538): Starting with 84 left at Level: 13
  8620. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8621. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8622. > HP: 649/649, MP: 266/320
  8623. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8624. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8625. > Ultrahydrated: 1
  8626. > Everything Looks Yellow: 12
  8627. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8628.  
  8629. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8630. > Searching for the pyramid
  8631.  
  8632. use 1 hair spray
  8633. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  8634.  
  8635. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8636. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  8637.  
  8638. use 1 blood of the Wereseal
  8639. You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
  8640. > expectedOasis: 6
  8641. > equivProgress: 12
  8642. > need: 47
  8643.  
  8644. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8645. > Need for desert: 47
  8646. > Worm riding: 14
  8647. > Pre Adventure at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert done, beep.
  8648.  
  8649. [539] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  8650. Encounter: rock scorpion
  8651. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8652. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8653. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8654. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 19 attack power.
  8655. Round 2: rock scorpion drops 18 defense.
  8656. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8657. Round 3: rock scorpion takes 28 damage.
  8658. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8659. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 8 attack power.
  8660. Round 4: rock scorpion drops 7 defense.
  8661. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8662. Round 5: rock scorpion takes 275 damage.
  8663. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  8664. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8665. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  8666. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  8667. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  8668. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
  8669. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  8670. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  8671. You gain 545 Meat
  8672. You gain 13 Meat.
  8673. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8674. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8675. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  8676. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  8677. After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
  8678. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  8679. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page
  8680.  
  8681. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  8682. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  8683.  
  8684. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8685. You gain 185 hit points
  8686. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8687. > Turn(539): Starting with 83 left at Level: 13
  8688. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.197499999999998
  8689. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8690. > HP: 881/881, MP: 288/320
  8691. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8692. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8693. > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
  8694. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8695.  
  8696. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8697. > Getting some ultrahydrated, I suppose. Desert left: 45
  8698. > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
  8699.  
  8700. [540] The Oasis
  8701. Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
  8702. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
  8703.  
  8704. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  8705. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  8706.  
  8707. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  8708. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  8709.  
  8710. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  8711. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  8712. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8713. > Turn(540): Starting with 82 left at Level: 13
  8714. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  8715. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8716. > HP: 881/881, MP: 273/320
  8717. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8718. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8719. > Ultrahydrated: 5
  8720. > Everything Looks Yellow: 10
  8721. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8722. > Searching for the pyramid
  8723.  
  8724. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  8725. You spent 22 Meat
  8726. You acquire an item: hair spray
  8727.  
  8728. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  8729. You spent 22 Meat
  8730. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8731.  
  8732. buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
  8733. You spent 475 Meat
  8734. You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
  8735. > expectedOasis: 5
  8736. > equivProgress: 10
  8737. > need: 45
  8738.  
  8739. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8740. > Need for desert: 45
  8741. > Worm riding: 15
  8742. > Returning the worm-riding manual pages
  8743.  
  8744. Talking to Gnasir
  8745. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  8746. Took choice 805/1: "What was it you wanted, again?"
  8747. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  8748. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  8749. Took choice 805/2: "I think I found all the missing pages of your book."
  8750. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=2&pwd
  8751. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  8752. You acquire an item: worm-riding hooks
  8753. Took choice 805/1: "No, that's all."
  8754. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  8755. > Turn(540): Starting with 82 left at Level: 13
  8756. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  8757. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8758. > HP: 881/881, MP: 273/320
  8759. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8760. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8761. > Ultrahydrated: 5
  8762. > Everything Looks Yellow: 10
  8763. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8764.  
  8765. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  8766. > Searching for the pyramid
  8767. > Off to find the drums!
  8768. > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
  8769.  
  8770. [541] The Oasis
  8771. Encounter: rolling stone
  8772. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8773. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8774. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8775. Round 2: rolling stone drops 19 attack power.
  8776. Round 2: rolling stone drops 18 defense.
  8777. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8778. Round 3: rolling stone takes 28 damage.
  8779. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8780. Round 4: rolling stone drops 8 attack power.
  8781. Round 4: rolling stone drops 7 defense.
  8782. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8783. Round 5: rolling stone takes 290 damage.
  8784. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  8785. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8786. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and BurritoTurtle took turns doing benchpresses with NoodleKid's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  8787. After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
  8788. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  8789. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  8790. You gain 13 Meat.
  8791. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8792. You acquire an item: Tuesday's ruby
  8793. You acquire an item: handful of moss
  8794. You acquire an item: brown sugar cane
  8795. After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness
  8796. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  8797. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  8798.  
  8799. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8800. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8801.  
  8802. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  8803. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  8804.  
  8805. cast 1 Blubber Up
  8806. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  8807.  
  8808. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  8809. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  8810.  
  8811. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  8812. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  8813. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8814. > Turn(541): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
  8815. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  8816. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8817. > HP: 834/834, MP: 232/320
  8818. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8819. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8820. > Ultrahydrated: 4
  8821. > Everything Looks Yellow: 9
  8822. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8823. > Searching for the pyramid
  8824.  
  8825. use 1 hair spray
  8826. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  8827.  
  8828. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8829. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  8830. > Off to find the drums!
  8831. > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
  8832.  
  8833. [542] The Oasis
  8834. Encounter: swarm of scarab beatles
  8835. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8836. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8837. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8838. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8839. Round 2: swarm of scarab beatles drops 19 attack power.
  8840. Round 2: swarm of scarab beatles drops 16 defense.
  8841. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8842. Round 3: swarm of scarab beatles takes 28 damage.
  8843. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8844. Round 4: swarm of scarab beatles drops 8 attack power.
  8845. Round 4: swarm of scarab beatles drops 7 defense.
  8846. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8847. Round 5: swarm of scarab beatles takes 306 damage.
  8848. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  8849. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8850. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you and BearAshley totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  8851. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  8852. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  8853. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  8854. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  8855. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  8856. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
  8857. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your neck.
  8858. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  8859. You gain 494 Meat
  8860. You gain 11 Meat.
  8861. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8862. You acquire an item: rocky raccoon
  8863. You acquire an item: carbonated water lily
  8864. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  8865. You acquire an item: X
  8866. After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
  8867. You gain a Muscle point!
  8868. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  8869. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  8870. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8871. > Turn(542): Starting with 80 left at Level: 13
  8872. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  8873. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8874. > HP: 885/885, MP: 282/320
  8875. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8876. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8877. > Ultrahydrated: 3
  8878. > Everything Looks Yellow: 8
  8879. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8880. > Searching for the pyramid
  8881.  
  8882. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  8883. You spent 22 Meat
  8884. You acquire an item: hair spray
  8885.  
  8886. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  8887. You spent 22 Meat
  8888. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8889. > Off to find the drums!
  8890. > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
  8891.  
  8892. [543] The Oasis
  8893. Encounter: blur
  8894. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8895. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8896. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8897. Round 2: blur drops 19 attack power.
  8898. Round 2: blur drops 17 defense.
  8899. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8900. Round 3: blur takes 28 damage.
  8901. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8902. Round 4: blur drops 8 attack power.
  8903. Round 4: blur drops 7 defense.
  8904. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8905. Round 5: blur takes 293 damage.
  8906. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  8907. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8908. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you armwrestled FusilliAlistair. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  8909. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  8910. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  8911. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  8912. You gain 326 Meat
  8913. You gain 13 Meat.
  8914. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8915. You acquire an item: drum machine
  8916. After Battle: +1 tuna (to Clan Floundry)
  8917. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
  8918. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  8919. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  8920.  
  8921. cast 1 Astral Shell
  8922. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  8923.  
  8924. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  8925. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  8926.  
  8927. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  8928. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  8929.  
  8930. cast 1 Scarysauce
  8931. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  8932.  
  8933. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  8934. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  8935.  
  8936. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  8937. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  8938. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8939. > Turn(543): Starting with 79 left at Level: 13
  8940. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  8941. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8942. > HP: 885/885, MP: 250/320
  8943. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8944. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8945. > Ultrahydrated: 2
  8946. > Everything Looks Yellow: 7
  8947. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8948. > Searching for the pyramid
  8949. > Found the drums, now we use them!
  8950.  
  8951. use 1 drum machine
  8952. > Turn(543): Starting with 79 left at Level: 13
  8953. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  8954. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8955. > HP: 885/885, MP: 250/320
  8956. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8957. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8958. > Ultrahydrated: 2
  8959. > Everything Looks Yellow: 7
  8960. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8961. > Searching for the pyramid
  8962. > expectedOasis: 2
  8963. > equivProgress: 4
  8964. > need: 15
  8965. > It seems raisinable to hunt a Stone Rose. Beep
  8966. > Pre Adventure at The Oasis done, beep.
  8967.  
  8968. [544] The Oasis
  8969. Encounter: All Across the Sands
  8970. You acquire an item: stone rose
  8971. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8972. > Turn(544): Starting with 78 left at Level: 13
  8973. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  8974. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  8975. > HP: 838/838, MP: 267/320
  8976. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8977. > ML: 45 control: 0
  8978. > Ultrahydrated: 1
  8979. > Everything Looks Yellow: 6
  8980. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8981. > Searching for the pyramid
  8982.  
  8983. use 1 hair spray
  8984. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  8985.  
  8986. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  8987. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  8988. > expectedOasis: 1
  8989. > equivProgress: 2
  8990. > need: 15
  8991.  
  8992. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  8993. > Need for desert: 15
  8994. > Worm riding: 0
  8995. > Returning the stone rose
  8996.  
  8997. Talking to Gnasir
  8998. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  8999. Took choice 805/1: "What was it you wanted, again?"
  9000. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  9001. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  9002. Took choice 805/2: "I found your stone rose."
  9003. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=2&pwd
  9004. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  9005. You acquire an item: desert sightseeing pamphlet
  9006. Took choice 805/1: "No, that's all."
  9007. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  9008.  
  9009. use 1 desert sightseeing pamphlet
  9010. > Turn(544): Starting with 78 left at Level: 13
  9011. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.0421875
  9012. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9013. > HP: 838/885, MP: 267/320
  9014. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9015. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9016. > Ultrahydrated: 1
  9017. > Everything Looks Yellow: 6
  9018. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9019.  
  9020. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  9021. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
  9022.  
  9023. [545] The Hidden Temple
  9024. Encounter: baa-relief sheep
  9025. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9026. Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
  9027. Round 1: Arbos attacks!
  9028. Round 2: baa-relief sheep takes 326 damage.
  9029. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  9030. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  9031. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  9032. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  9033. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  9034. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  9035. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
  9036. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your throat.
  9037. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9038. You gain 12 Meat.
  9039. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  9040. You acquire an item: stone wool
  9041. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  9042. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  9043. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9044. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  9045.  
  9046. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9047. You gain 9 hit points
  9048. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9049.  
  9050. use 1 stone wool
  9051. You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
  9052. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
  9053.  
  9054. [546] The Hidden Temple
  9055. Encounter: Fitting In
  9056. Took choice 582/2: Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
  9057. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=582&option=2
  9058. Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
  9059. You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
  9060. Took choice 580/2: choose Hidden Heart adventure
  9061. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=580&option=2
  9062. Encounter: Unconfusing Buttons
  9063. Took choice 584/4: Hidden Temple (Pikachutlotal) - Hidden City unlock
  9064. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=584&option=4
  9065. Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
  9066. Took choice 580/1: unlock Hidden City
  9067. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=580&option=1
  9068.  
  9069. [546] The Hidden Temple
  9070. Encounter: At Least It's Not Full Of Trash
  9071. Took choice 123/2: Unlock Quest Puzzle
  9072. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=123&option=2
  9073. Encounter: Now What?
  9074.  
  9075. [547] The Hidden Temple
  9076. Encounter: Beginning at the Beginning of Beginning
  9077. Give me a B!
  9078. Give me an A!
  9079. Give me an N!
  9080. Give me an A!
  9081. Give me an N!
  9082. Give me an A!
  9083. Give me an S!
  9084. What's that spell? BANANAS!
  9085.  
  9086. [548] The Hidden Temple
  9087. Encounter: No Visible Means of Support
  9088. Took choice 125/3: Unlock Hidden City
  9089. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=125&option=3
  9090.  
  9091. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  9092. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  9093.  
  9094. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9095. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9096.  
  9097. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  9098. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  9099.  
  9100. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  9101. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  9102.  
  9103. cast 1 Scarysauce
  9104. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  9105.  
  9106. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  9107. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  9108.  
  9109. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9110. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9111.  
  9112. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  9113. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  9114.  
  9115. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  9116. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  9117.  
  9118. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  9119. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  9120.  
  9121. cast 1 Disco Fever
  9122. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  9123.  
  9124. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  9125. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  9126.  
  9127. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  9128. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  9129. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9130. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  9131. > This is version: 1290 Mafia: 18388
  9132. > This is day 3.
  9133. > Turns played: 548 current adventures: 74
  9134. > Current Ascension: Standard
  9135. > Found unlocked Hidden City (11)
  9136. > Turn(548): Starting with 74 left at Level: 13
  9137. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 12.3125
  9138. > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9139. > HP: 652/652, MP: 211/321
  9140. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9141. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9142. > Everything Looks Yellow: 2
  9143. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9144. > Machete the hidden zones!
  9145. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9146. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
  9147.  
  9148. [549] The Hidden Park
  9149. Encounter: pygmy blowgunner
  9150. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9151. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9152. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9153. Round 2: pygmy blowgunner drops 21 attack power.
  9154. Round 2: pygmy blowgunner drops 18 defense.
  9155. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9156. Round 3: pygmy blowgunner takes 18 damage.
  9157. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9158. Round 4: pygmy blowgunner drops 9 attack power.
  9159. Round 4: pygmy blowgunner drops 7 defense.
  9160. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9161. Round 5: pygmy blowgunner takes 226 damage.
  9162. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  9163. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  9164. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  9165. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  9166. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your face.
  9167. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  9168. You gain 286 Meat
  9169. You gain 11 Meat.
  9170. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  9171. You acquire an item: pygmy blowgun
  9172. You acquire an item: pygmy nose-bone
  9173. You acquire an item: big bad voodoo mask
  9174. After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
  9175. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  9176. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  9177.  
  9178. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  9179. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  9180. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9181. > Turn(549): Starting with 73 left at Level: 13
  9182. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.73125
  9183. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9184. > HP: 652/652, MP: 210/321
  9185. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9186. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9187. > Everything Looks Yellow: 1
  9188. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9189. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9190. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
  9191.  
  9192. [550] The Hidden Park
  9193. Encounter: pygmy assault squad
  9194. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9195. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9196. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9197. Round 2: pygmy assault squad drops 21 attack power.
  9198. Round 2: pygmy assault squad drops 19 defense.
  9199. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9200. Round 3: pygmy assault squad takes 18 damage.
  9201. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9202. Round 4: pygmy assault squad drops 9 attack power.
  9203. Round 4: pygmy assault squad drops 8 defense.
  9204. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9205. Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 163 damage.
  9206. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  9207. Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 6 damage.
  9208. Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 3 damage.
  9209. Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 8 damage.
  9210. Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
  9211. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  9212. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when HyenaWoody taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  9213. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  9214. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  9215. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  9216. You gain 262 Meat
  9217. You gain 15 Meat.
  9218. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  9219. You acquire an item: pygmy pygment
  9220. You acquire an item: bottle of alcohol
  9221. After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
  9222. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  9223. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  9224.  
  9225. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  9226. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  9227. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9228. > Turn(550): Starting with 72 left at Level: 13
  9229. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.73125
  9230. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9231. > HP: 652/652, MP: 223/321
  9232. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9233. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9234. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9235.  
  9236. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  9237. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  9238.  
  9239. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  9240. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  9241. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9242. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
  9243.  
  9244. [551] The Hidden Park
  9245. Encounter: Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?
  9246. Took choice 789/2: Relocate pygmy janitors to Hidden Park
  9247. choice.php?whichchoice=789&option=2&pwd
  9248.  
  9249. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  9250. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  9251.  
  9252. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  9253. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  9254.  
  9255. cast 1 Blubber Up
  9256. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  9257.  
  9258. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  9259. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  9260.  
  9261. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  9262. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  9263. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9264. > Turn(551): Starting with 71 left at Level: 13
  9265. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.73125
  9266. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9267. > HP: 652/652, MP: 149/321
  9268. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9269. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9270. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9271. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9272. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
  9273.  
  9274. [552] The Hidden Park
  9275. Encounter: pygmy janitor
  9276. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9277. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9278. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9279. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
  9280. Round 2: pygmy janitor drops 6 defense.
  9281. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9282. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 18 attack power.
  9283. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 20 defense.
  9284. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
  9285. Round 3: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
  9286. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9287. Round 4: pygmy janitor takes 18 damage.
  9288. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
  9289. Round 4: pygmy janitor drops 8 defense.
  9290. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9291. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 7 attack power.
  9292. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 7 defense.
  9293. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 6 attack power.
  9294. Round 5: pygmy janitor drops 6 defense.
  9295. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9296. Round 6: pygmy janitor takes 175 damage.
  9297. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  9298. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 8 attack power.
  9299. Round 6: pygmy janitor drops 9 defense.
  9300. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9301. Round 7: pygmy janitor takes 173 damage.
  9302. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  9303. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 9 attack power.
  9304. Round 7: pygmy janitor drops 7 defense.
  9305. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  9306. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  9307. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  9308. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  9309. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
  9310. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your giblets.
  9311. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9312. You gain 165 Meat
  9313. You gain 14 Meat.
  9314. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  9315. You acquire an item: book of matches
  9316. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  9317. You acquire an item: O
  9318. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
  9319. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  9320. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
  9321. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9322. > Turn(552): Starting with 70 left at Level: 13
  9323. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6328125
  9324. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9325. > HP: 652/652, MP: 192/321
  9326. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9327. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9328. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9329. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9330. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
  9331.  
  9332. [553] The Hidden Park
  9333. Encounter: pygmy assault squad
  9334. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9335. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9336. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9337. Round 2: pygmy assault squad drops 20 attack power.
  9338. Round 2: pygmy assault squad drops 18 defense.
  9339. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9340. Round 3: pygmy assault squad takes 18 damage.
  9341. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9342. Round 4: pygmy assault squad drops 8 attack power.
  9343. Round 4: pygmy assault squad drops 8 defense.
  9344. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9345. Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 168 damage.
  9346. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  9347. Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 9 damage.
  9348. Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 2 damage.
  9349. Round 5: pygmy assault squad takes 5 damage.
  9350. Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
  9351. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  9352. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled InsaneFoodOcelot. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  9353. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  9354. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  9355. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  9356. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  9357. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
  9358. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  9359. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  9360. You gain 270 Meat
  9361. You gain 13 Meat.
  9362. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  9363. You acquire an item: pygmy spear
  9364. You acquire an item: pygmy pygment
  9365. You acquire an item: bottle of alcohol
  9366. You acquire an item: jungle drum
  9367. After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
  9368. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  9369. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  9370. You gain a Moxie point!
  9371.  
  9372. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9373. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9374.  
  9375. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  9376. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  9377.  
  9378. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  9379. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  9380.  
  9381. cast 1 Scarysauce
  9382. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  9383.  
  9384. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9385. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9386.  
  9387. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  9388. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  9389. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9390. > Turn(553): Starting with 69 left at Level: 13
  9391. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6328125
  9392. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9393. > HP: 652/652, MP: 167/321
  9394. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9395. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9396. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9397. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9398. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
  9399.  
  9400. [554] The Hidden Park
  9401. Encounter: boaraffe
  9402. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9403. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9404. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9405. Round 2: boaraffe drops 19 attack power.
  9406. Round 2: boaraffe drops 18 defense.
  9407. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9408. Round 3: boaraffe takes 18 damage.
  9409. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9410. Round 4: boaraffe drops 8 attack power.
  9411. Round 4: boaraffe drops 7 defense.
  9412. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9413. Round 5: boaraffe takes 157 damage.
  9414. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  9415. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9416. Round 6: boaraffe takes 164 damage.
  9417. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  9418. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  9419. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when MadWarrior taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  9420. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  9421. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  9422. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
  9423. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your ear.
  9424. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  9425. You gain 214 Meat
  9426. You gain 13 Meat.
  9427. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  9428. You acquire an item: long pork
  9429. After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
  9430. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  9431. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  9432. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9433. > Turn(554): Starting with 68 left at Level: 13
  9434. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6328125
  9435. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9436. > HP: 652/652, MP: 230/321
  9437. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9438. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9439. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9440. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9441. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Park done, beep.
  9442.  
  9443. [555] The Hidden Park
  9444. Encounter: Dr. Henry "Dakota" Fanning, Ph.D., R.I.P.
  9445. You acquire an item: antique machete
  9446. You acquire an item: cool whip
  9447.  
  9448. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  9449. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  9450. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9451. > Turn(555): Starting with 67 left at Level: 13
  9452. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6328125
  9453. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9454. > HP: 652/652, MP: 243/321
  9455. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9456. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9457. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9458.  
  9459. equip weapon antique machete
  9460. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  9461.  
  9462. [556] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  9463. Encounter: dense liana
  9464. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9465. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9466. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when both PunkChef and OrderWizard complimented you on your dancing.
  9467. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  9468. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  9469. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  9470. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9471. You gain 15 Meat.
  9472.  
  9473. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9474. You gain 4 hit points
  9475. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9476. > Turn(555): Starting with 67 left at Level: 13
  9477. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9478. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9479. > HP: 656/656, MP: 228/311
  9480. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9481. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9482. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9483.  
  9484. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9485.  
  9486. equip weapon antique machete
  9487. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  9488.  
  9489. [556] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  9490. Encounter: dense liana
  9491. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9492. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9493. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled Doctor Elbow. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  9494. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  9495. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  9496. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  9497. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  9498. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
  9499. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your arse.
  9500. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  9501. You gain 10 Meat.
  9502. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  9503. You acquire an item: X
  9504. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9505. > Turn(555): Starting with 67 left at Level: 13
  9506. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9507. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9508. > HP: 656/656, MP: 266/311
  9509. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9510. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9511. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9512.  
  9513. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9514.  
  9515. equip weapon antique machete
  9516. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  9517.  
  9518. [556] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  9519. Encounter: dense liana
  9520. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9521. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9522. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you and Queen Majestic took turns doing benchpresses with CoolBearFighter's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  9523. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  9524. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  9525. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  9526. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  9527. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  9528. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
  9529. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  9530. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9531. You gain 12 Meat.
  9532. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9533. > Turn(555): Starting with 67 left at Level: 13
  9534. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9535. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9536. > HP: 656/656, MP: 305/311
  9537. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9538. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9539. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9540.  
  9541. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9542.  
  9543. equip weapon antique machete
  9544. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  9545.  
  9546. [556] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  9547. Encounter: Earthbound and Down
  9548. Took choice 781/1: Unlock Hidden Apartment Building
  9549. choice.php?whichchoice=781&option=1&pwd
  9550. > Turn(556): Starting with 66 left at Level: 13
  9551. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9552. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9553. > HP: 656/656, MP: 311/311
  9554. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9555. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9556. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9557.  
  9558. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9559.  
  9560. equip weapon antique machete
  9561. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  9562.  
  9563. [557] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  9564. Encounter: dense liana
  9565. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9566. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9567. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con 3-D, when MariachiWarrior bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  9568. You acquire an item: beer basted brat
  9569. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  9570. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  9571. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your lower back.
  9572. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9573. You gain 11 Meat.
  9574.  
  9575. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  9576. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  9577.  
  9578. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  9579. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  9580.  
  9581. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  9582. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  9583.  
  9584. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  9585. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  9586. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9587. > Turn(556): Starting with 66 left at Level: 13
  9588. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  9589. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9590. > HP: 656/656, MP: 273/311
  9591. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9592. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9593. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9594.  
  9595. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9596.  
  9597. equip weapon antique machete
  9598. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  9599.  
  9600. [557] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  9601. Encounter: dense liana
  9602. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9603. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9604. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  9605. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  9606. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  9607. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9608. You gain 10 Meat.
  9609.  
  9610. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9611. You gain 4 hit points
  9612. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9613. > Turn(556): Starting with 66 left at Level: 13
  9614. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  9615. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9616. > HP: 656/656, MP: 258/311
  9617. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9618. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9619. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9620.  
  9621. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9622.  
  9623. equip weapon antique machete
  9624. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  9625.  
  9626. [557] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  9627. Encounter: dense liana
  9628. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9629. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9630. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when PizzaWizard the Tipsy bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  9631. You acquire an item: deviled egg
  9632. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  9633. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  9634. You gain 14 Meat.
  9635.  
  9636. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9637. You gain 4 hit points
  9638. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9639. > Turn(556): Starting with 66 left at Level: 13
  9640. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  9641. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9642. > HP: 656/656, MP: 242/311
  9643. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9644. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9645. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9646.  
  9647. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9648.  
  9649. equip weapon antique machete
  9650. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  9651.  
  9652. [557] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  9653. Encounter: Air Apparent
  9654. Took choice 785/1: Unlock Hidden Office Building
  9655. choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=1&pwd
  9656. > Turn(557): Starting with 65 left at Level: 13
  9657. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  9658. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9659. > HP: 656/656, MP: 253/311
  9660. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9661. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9662. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9663.  
  9664. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9665.  
  9666. equip weapon antique machete
  9667. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  9668.  
  9669. [558] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  9670. Encounter: dense liana
  9671. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9672. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9673. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  9674. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  9675. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  9676. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  9677. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  9678. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
  9679. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your eye.
  9680. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9681. You gain 13 Meat.
  9682. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds an inner tube for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  9683. You acquire an item: O
  9684. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9685. > Turn(557): Starting with 65 left at Level: 13
  9686. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9687. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9688. > HP: 656/656, MP: 281/311
  9689. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9690. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9691. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9692.  
  9693. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9694.  
  9695. equip weapon antique machete
  9696. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  9697.  
  9698. [558] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  9699. Encounter: dense liana
  9700. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9701. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9702. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and MariachiTurtle and AwesomeKhloe won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  9703. After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
  9704. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  9705. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9706. You gain 11 Meat.
  9707.  
  9708. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9709. You gain 4 hit points
  9710. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9711. > Turn(557): Starting with 65 left at Level: 13
  9712. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9713. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9714. > HP: 656/656, MP: 266/311
  9715. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9716. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9717. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9718.  
  9719. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9720.  
  9721. equip weapon antique machete
  9722. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  9723.  
  9724. [558] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  9725. Encounter: dense liana
  9726. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9727. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9728. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  9729. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  9730. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  9731. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  9732. You gain 14 Meat.
  9733.  
  9734. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9735. You gain 4 hit points
  9736. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9737. > Turn(557): Starting with 65 left at Level: 13
  9738. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9739. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9740. > HP: 656/656, MP: 250/311
  9741. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9742. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9743. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9744.  
  9745. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9746.  
  9747. equip weapon antique machete
  9748. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  9749.  
  9750. [558] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  9751. Encounter: Water You Dune
  9752. Took choice 783/1: Unlock Hidden Hospital
  9753. choice.php?whichchoice=783&option=1&pwd
  9754. > Turn(558): Starting with 64 left at Level: 13
  9755. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9756. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9757. > HP: 656/656, MP: 266/311
  9758. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9759. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9760. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9761.  
  9762. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9763.  
  9764. equip weapon antique machete
  9765. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  9766.  
  9767. [559] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  9768. Encounter: dense liana
  9769. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9770. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9771. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled Savannah the Unstoppable. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  9772. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  9773. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  9774. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9775. You gain 14 Meat.
  9776.  
  9777. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9778. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9779.  
  9780. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  9781. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  9782.  
  9783. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  9784. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  9785.  
  9786. cast 1 Scarysauce
  9787. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  9788.  
  9789. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9790. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9791.  
  9792. cast 1 Disco Fever
  9793. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  9794.  
  9795. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9796. You gain 4 hit points
  9797. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9798. > Turn(558): Starting with 64 left at Level: 13
  9799. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  9800. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 302.49719092257396
  9801. > HP: 656/656, MP: 197/311
  9802. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9803. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9804. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9805.  
  9806. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9807.  
  9808. equip weapon antique machete
  9809. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  9810.  
  9811. [559] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  9812. Encounter: dense liana
  9813. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9814. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9815. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you and Queen Lanky took turns doing benchpresses with WackyAddison's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  9816. After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
  9817. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 17 lb. XO Skeleton
  9818. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  9819. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9820. You gain 10 Meat.
  9821. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  9822. You acquire an item: X
  9823.  
  9824. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9825. You gain 4 hit points
  9826. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9827. > Turn(558): Starting with 64 left at Level: 13
  9828. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  9829. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  9830. > HP: 656/656, MP: 182/311
  9831. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9832. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9833. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9834.  
  9835. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9836.  
  9837. equip weapon antique machete
  9838. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  9839.  
  9840. [559] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  9841. Encounter: dense liana
  9842. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9843. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9844. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when Mister Boozer taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  9845. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  9846. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  9847. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  9848. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  9849. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  9850. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  9851. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  9852. You gain 10 Meat.
  9853. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9854. > Turn(558): Starting with 64 left at Level: 13
  9855. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  9856. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  9857. > HP: 656/656, MP: 210/311
  9858. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9859. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9860. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9861.  
  9862. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9863.  
  9864. equip weapon antique machete
  9865. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  9866.  
  9867. [559] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  9868. Encounter: Fire When Ready
  9869. Took choice 787/1: Unlock Hidden Bowling Alley
  9870. choice.php?whichchoice=787&option=1&pwd
  9871. > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
  9872. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  9873. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  9874. > HP: 656/656, MP: 218/311
  9875. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9876. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9877. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9878.  
  9879. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9880.  
  9881. equip weapon antique machete
  9882. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  9883.  
  9884. [560] A Massive Ziggurat
  9885. Encounter: dense liana
  9886. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9887. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9888. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  9889. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  9890. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  9891. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  9892. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  9893. After Battle: You gain 42 Muscularity Points
  9894. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  9895. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9896. You gain 10 Meat.
  9897.  
  9898. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  9899. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  9900. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9901. > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
  9902. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9903. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  9904. > HP: 658/658, MP: 255/311
  9905. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9906. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9907. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9908.  
  9909. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9910.  
  9911. equip weapon antique machete
  9912. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  9913.  
  9914. [560] A Massive Ziggurat
  9915. Encounter: dense liana
  9916. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9917. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9918. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and CheesyBaconRadio totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  9919. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  9920. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  9921. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9922. You gain 10 Meat.
  9923.  
  9924. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9925. You gain 4 hit points
  9926. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9927. > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
  9928. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9929. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  9930. > HP: 658/658, MP: 240/311
  9931. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9932. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9933. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9934.  
  9935. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9936.  
  9937. equip weapon antique machete
  9938. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  9939.  
  9940. [560] A Massive Ziggurat
  9941. Encounter: dense liana
  9942. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9943. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  9944. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when DiscoBarney taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  9945. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  9946. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  9947. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9948. You gain 13 Meat.
  9949.  
  9950. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9951. You gain 4 hit points
  9952. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9953. > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
  9954. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.425
  9955. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  9956. > HP: 658/658, MP: 225/311
  9957. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9958. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9959. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9960.  
  9961. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9962.  
  9963. equip weapon antique machete
  9964. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  9965.  
  9966. [560] A Massive Ziggurat
  9967. Encounter: Legend of the Temple in the Hidden City
  9968. Took choice 791/6: skip adventure
  9969. choice.php?whichchoice=791&option=6&pwd
  9970. > Turn(559): Starting with 63 left at Level: 13
  9971. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  9972. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  9973. > HP: 654/658, MP: 225/311
  9974. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9975. > ML: 45 control: 0
  9976. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9977.  
  9978. equip weapon oversized pipe
  9979.  
  9980. use 1 book of matches
  9981. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  9982. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  9983. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  9984.  
  9985. [560] The Hidden Apartment Building
  9986. Encounter: pygmy witch lawyer
  9987. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9988. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9989. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  9990. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  9991. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  9992. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and Cheesy Pete totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  9993. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  9994. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  9995. After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
  9996. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your arm.
  9997. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  9998. You gain 11 Meat.
  9999. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds one of those things Xena throws... a chakram? He finds a chakram for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  10000. You acquire an item: O
  10001. After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness
  10002. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  10003. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  10004.  
  10005. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  10006. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  10007.  
  10008. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  10009. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  10010. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10011. > Turn(560): Starting with 62 left at Level: 13
  10012. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.65833333333333
  10013. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10014. > HP: 654/654, MP: 252/321
  10015. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10016. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10017. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10018. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  10019. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  10020. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  10021.  
  10022. [561] The Hidden Apartment Building
  10023. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  10024. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10025. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10026. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10027. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  10028. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
  10029. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10030. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  10031. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10032. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  10033. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  10034. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10035. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 138 damage.
  10036. Round 5: You gain 1 hit point
  10037. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10038. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 148 damage.
  10039. Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
  10040. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10041. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  10042. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  10043. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  10044. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  10045. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  10046. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10047. You gain 350 Meat
  10048. You gain 14 Meat.
  10049. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10050. You acquire an item: short calculator
  10051. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 1)
  10052. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
  10053. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  10054. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  10055.  
  10056. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10057. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10058.  
  10059. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  10060. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  10061.  
  10062. cast 1 Blubber Up
  10063. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  10064.  
  10065. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  10066. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  10067.  
  10068. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  10069. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  10070. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10071. > Turn(561): Starting with 61 left at Level: 13
  10072. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.64375
  10073. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10074. > HP: 654/654, MP: 232/321
  10075. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10076. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10077. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10078. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  10079. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  10080. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  10081.  
  10082. [562] The Hidden Apartment Building
  10083. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  10084. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10085. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10086. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10087. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  10088. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
  10089. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10090. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  10091. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10092. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  10093. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  10094. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10095. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 149 damage.
  10096. Round 5: You gain 2 hit points
  10097. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10098. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 193 damage.
  10099. Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
  10100. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10101. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  10102. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  10103. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  10104. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10105. You gain 354 Meat
  10106. You gain 13 Meat.
  10107. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10108. You acquire an item: adder
  10109. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 2)
  10110. After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness
  10111. After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
  10112. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  10113. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10114. > Turn(562): Starting with 60 left at Level: 13
  10115. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.64375
  10116. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10117. > HP: 654/654, MP: 251/321
  10118. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10119. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10120. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10121. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  10122. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  10123. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  10124.  
  10125. [563] The Hidden Apartment Building
  10126. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  10127. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10128. You acquire an effect: Once-Cursed (10)
  10129. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10130. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  10131. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  10132. Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 5 damage.
  10133. Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 2 damage.
  10134. Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 5 damage.
  10135. Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
  10136. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10137. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 20 attack power.
  10138. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 19 defense.
  10139. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10140. Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 17 damage.
  10141. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10142. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  10143. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
  10144. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10145. Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 141 damage.
  10146. Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
  10147. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10148. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 141 damage.
  10149. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  10150. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  10151. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  10152. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  10153. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  10154. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  10155. You gain 235 Meat
  10156. You gain 12 Meat.
  10157. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10158. You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
  10159. You acquire an item: colorful toad
  10160. After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
  10161. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  10162. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  10163.  
  10164. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10165. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10166.  
  10167. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  10168. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  10169.  
  10170. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  10171. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  10172.  
  10173. cast 1 Scarysauce
  10174. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  10175.  
  10176. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10177. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10178.  
  10179. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  10180. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  10181. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10182. > Turn(563): Starting with 59 left at Level: 13
  10183. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
  10184. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10185. > HP: 635/635, MP: 176/304
  10186. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10187. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10188. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10189. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  10190. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  10191. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  10192.  
  10193. [564] The Hidden Apartment Building
  10194. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  10195. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10196. You lose an effect: Once-Cursed (1)
  10197. You acquire an effect: Twice-Cursed (10)
  10198. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10199. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10200. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10201. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10202. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10203. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 19 attack power.
  10204. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 defense.
  10205. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  10206. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10207. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10208. Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 16 damage.
  10209. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  10210. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  10211. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10212. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10213. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10214. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  10215. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10216. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10217. Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 157 damage.
  10218. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  10219. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10220. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10221. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10222. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 175 damage.
  10223. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  10224. Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10225. Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10226. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  10227. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when both FurryBrooklyn and Brooklyn the Negative complimented you on your dancing.
  10228. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
  10229. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  10230. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  10231. You gain 266 Meat
  10232. You gain 14 Meat.
  10233. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10234. You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
  10235. You acquire an item: voodoo glowskull
  10236. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  10237. You acquire an item: X
  10238. After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
  10239. After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
  10240. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  10241. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10242. > Turn(564): Starting with 58 left at Level: 13
  10243. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
  10244. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10245. > HP: 615/615, MP: 183/287
  10246. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10247. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10248. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10249. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  10250. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  10251. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  10252.  
  10253. [565] The Hidden Apartment Building
  10254. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  10255. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10256. You lose an effect: Twice-Cursed (1)
  10257. You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (10)
  10258. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10259. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10260. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  10261. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10262. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10263. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 attack power.
  10264. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 defense.
  10265. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  10266. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10267. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10268. Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 15 damage.
  10269. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 6 attack power.
  10270. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10271. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10272. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10273. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10274. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  10275. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  10276. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10277. Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 231 damage.
  10278. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  10279. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10280. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
  10281. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10282. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  10283. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin learning pill
  10284. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  10285. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
  10286. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  10287. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  10288. You gain 273 Meat
  10289. You gain 13 Meat.
  10290. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10291. You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
  10292. You acquire an item: colorful toad
  10293. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
  10294. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  10295. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  10296. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10297. > Turn(565): Starting with 57 left at Level: 13
  10298. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
  10299. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10300. > HP: 596/596, MP: 207/270
  10301. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10302. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10303. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10304. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  10305. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  10306. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  10307.  
  10308. [566] The Hidden Apartment Building
  10309. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  10310. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10311. You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (10)
  10312. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10313. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10314. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10315. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  10316. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10317. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 19 attack power.
  10318. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 defense.
  10319. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  10320. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 6 defense.
  10321. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10322. Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 15 damage.
  10323. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 attack power.
  10324. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
  10325. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10326. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10327. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10328. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 6 attack power.
  10329. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10330. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10331. Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 163 damage.
  10332. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  10333. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  10334. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
  10335. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10336. Round 7: pygmy shaman takes 242 damage.
  10337. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  10338. Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10339. Round 7: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10340. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  10341. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  10342. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  10343. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  10344. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10345. You gain 277 Meat
  10346. You gain 11 Meat.
  10347. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10348. You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
  10349. You acquire an item: colorful toad
  10350. You acquire an item: voodoo glowskull
  10351. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
  10352. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  10353. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10354. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  10355.  
  10356. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10357. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10358.  
  10359. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  10360. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  10361.  
  10362. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  10363. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  10364.  
  10365. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  10366. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  10367. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10368. > Turn(566): Starting with 56 left at Level: 13
  10369. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
  10370. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10371. > HP: 596/596, MP: 170/272
  10372. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10373. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10374. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10375. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  10376. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  10377. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  10378.  
  10379. [567] The Hidden Apartment Building
  10380. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  10381. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10382. You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (10)
  10383. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10384. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10385. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10386. Round 2: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  10387. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10388. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 19 attack power.
  10389. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 18 defense.
  10390. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  10391. Round 3: pygmy shaman drops 8 defense.
  10392. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10393. Round 4: pygmy shaman takes 15 damage.
  10394. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10395. Round 4: pygmy shaman drops 9 defense.
  10396. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10397. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 attack power.
  10398. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10399. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  10400. Round 5: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10401. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10402. Round 6: pygmy shaman takes 199 damage.
  10403. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  10404. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 8 attack power.
  10405. Round 6: pygmy shaman drops 7 defense.
  10406. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10407. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when CheesyLucy bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  10408. You acquire an item: can of Adultwitch™
  10409. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  10410. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
  10411. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  10412. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10413. You gain 308 Meat
  10414. You gain 11 Meat.
  10415. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10416. You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
  10417. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
  10418. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  10419. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  10420. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10421. > Turn(567): Starting with 55 left at Level: 13
  10422. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
  10423. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10424. > HP: 596/596, MP: 204/272
  10425. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10426. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10427. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10428. > The idden [sic] apartment!
  10429. > Hidden Apartment Progress: 1
  10430. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Apartment Building done, beep.
  10431.  
  10432. [568] The Hidden Apartment Building
  10433. Encounter: Action Elevator
  10434. Took choice 780/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
  10435. choice.php?whichchoice=780&option=1&pwd
  10436. Encounter: ancient protector spirit
  10437. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10438. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10439. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10440. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 7 attack power.
  10441. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  10442. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10443. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 20 attack power.
  10444. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 19 defense.
  10445. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 7 attack power.
  10446. Round 3: ancient protector spirit drops 7 defense.
  10447. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10448. Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  10449. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
  10450. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 7 defense.
  10451. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10452. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
  10453. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 7 defense.
  10454. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  10455. Round 5: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  10456. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10457. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
  10458. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  10459. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 7 attack power.
  10460. Round 6: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
  10461. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10462. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
  10463. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  10464. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
  10465. Round 7: ancient protector spirit drops 9 defense.
  10466. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10467. Round 8: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
  10468. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  10469. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  10470. Round 8: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
  10471. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  10472. You acquire an item: moss-covered stone sphere
  10473. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  10474. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when both Chief Fantastic and StinkyWonderfulSeal complimented you on your dancing.
  10475. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  10476. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  10477. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  10478. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  10479. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10480. You gain 14 Meat.
  10481. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10482. After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
  10483. You gain a Muscle point!
  10484. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  10485. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  10486.  
  10487. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10488. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10489.  
  10490. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  10491. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  10492.  
  10493. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  10494. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  10495.  
  10496. cast 1 Scarysauce
  10497. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  10498.  
  10499. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10500. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10501.  
  10502. cast 1 Disco Fever
  10503. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  10504. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10505. > Turn(568): Starting with 54 left at Level: 13
  10506. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6175
  10507. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10508. > HP: 598/598, MP: 170/272
  10509. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10510. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10511. > Found completed Hidden Apartment Building (11)
  10512. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10513. > Ewww, time to wash off this pygmy stench.
  10514.  
  10515. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  10516. You lose an effect: Thrice-Cursed (0)
  10517. You gain 58 hit points
  10518. > They stink so much!
  10519.  
  10520. uneffect On the Trail
  10521. > The idden [sic] office!
  10522. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  10523. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  10524.  
  10525. [569] The Hidden Office Building
  10526. Encounter: pygmy headhunter
  10527. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10528. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10529. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10530. > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
  10531. Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  10532.  
  10533. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10534. You gain 1 hit point
  10535. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10536. > Turn(568): Starting with 54 left at Level: 13
  10537. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6
  10538. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 304.11097427455985
  10539. > HP: 656/656, MP: 150/323
  10540. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10541. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10542. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10543.  
  10544. Converting 3 cactus fruits into Fuel
  10545. > Compressed 3 cactus fruit into sheep, I mean fuel: 3 --> 22
  10546.  
  10547. buy 5 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  10548. You spent 235 Meat
  10549. You acquire wad of dough (5)
  10550.  
  10551. buy 5 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  10552. You spent 330 Meat
  10553. You acquire soda water (5)
  10554.  
  10555. [569] Cook 5 wad of dough + 5 soda water
  10556. You acquire loaf of soda bread (5)
  10557. Crafting used 5 each of wad of dough and soda water
  10558.  
  10559. Converting 5 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  10560. > Compressed 5 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 22 --> 53
  10561. > The idden [sic] office!
  10562. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  10563. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  10564.  
  10565. [569] The Hidden Office Building
  10566. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  10567. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10568. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10569. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10570. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  10571. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
  10572. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10573. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  10574. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10575. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  10576. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  10577. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10578. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 208 damage.
  10579. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  10580. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10581. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and AmazingMonkey and Captain Captain Fluffy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  10582. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  10583. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  10584. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
  10585. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your ankle.
  10586. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10587. You gain 331 Meat
  10588. You gain 15 Meat.
  10589. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10590. You acquire an item: adder
  10591. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds one of those things Xena throws... a chakram? He finds a chakram for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  10592. You acquire an item: O
  10593. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 3)
  10594. After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness
  10595. After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
  10596. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
  10597. You gain a Moxie point!
  10598. Paranormal activity reported at Cobb's Knob Treasury.
  10599.  
  10600. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  10601. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  10602. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10603. > Turn(569): Starting with 53 left at Level: 13
  10604. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  10605. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  10606. > HP: 656/656, MP: 182/323
  10607. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10608. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10609. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10610. > Ghost busting time! At: Cobb's Knob Treasury
  10611. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  10612. > Pre Adventure at Cobb's Knob Treasury done, beep.
  10613.  
  10614. [570] Cobb's Knob Treasury
  10615. Encounter: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege
  10616. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10617. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10618. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10619. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  10620. Round 2: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  10621. Round 2: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  10622. Round 2: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  10623. Round 2: You lose 34 hit points
  10624. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  10625. Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  10626. Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  10627. Round 3: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  10628. Round 3: You lose 34 hit points
  10629. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  10630. Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  10631. Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  10632. Round 4: The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege takes 1 damage.
  10633. Round 4: You lose 34 hit points
  10634. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  10635. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  10636. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10637. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when both Ed the Barbarian and TurkeyMonkey complimented you on your dancing.
  10638. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  10639. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  10640. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  10641. You gain 14 Meat.
  10642. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10643. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
  10644. You acquire an item: Mr. Screege's spectacles
  10645. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  10646. After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
  10647. After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
  10648. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  10649.  
  10650. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10651. You gain 103 hit points
  10652. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10653. > Turn(569): Starting with 53 left at Level: 13
  10654. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 11.160416666666666
  10655. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 299.11097427455985
  10656. > HP: 656/656, MP: 167/323
  10657. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10658. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10659. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10660. > The idden [sic] office!
  10661. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  10662. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  10663.  
  10664. [570] The Hidden Office Building
  10665. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  10666. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10667. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10668. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10669. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  10670. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
  10671. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10672. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  10673. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10674. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  10675. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  10676. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10677. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 156 damage.
  10678. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  10679. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 7 damage.
  10680. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 1 damage.
  10681. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 7 damage.
  10682. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  10683. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10684. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and Spaghetti Mariah and CoolCoyote the Great won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  10685. After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
  10686. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  10687. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  10688. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  10689. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
  10690. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  10691. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  10692. You gain 285 Meat
  10693. You gain 13 Meat.
  10694. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10695. You acquire an item: adder
  10696. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 4)
  10697. After Battle: You gain 41 Strengthliness
  10698. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  10699. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  10700. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10701. > Turn(570): Starting with 52 left at Level: 13
  10702. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  10703. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  10704. > HP: 656/656, MP: 212/323
  10705. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10706. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10707. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10708. > The idden [sic] office!
  10709. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  10710. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  10711.  
  10712. [571] The Hidden Office Building
  10713. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  10714. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10715. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10716. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10717. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  10718. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 18 defense.
  10719. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10720. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  10721. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10722. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  10723. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  10724. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10725. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 163 damage.
  10726. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  10727. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10728. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 242 damage.
  10729. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  10730. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10731. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled MadKoala. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  10732. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  10733. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  10734. After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
  10735. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  10736. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10737. You gain 298 Meat
  10738. You gain 12 Meat.
  10739. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10740. You acquire an item: adder
  10741. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 5)
  10742. After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
  10743. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  10744. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  10745.  
  10746. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  10747. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  10748.  
  10749. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10750. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10751.  
  10752. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  10753. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  10754.  
  10755. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  10756. You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (5)
  10757.  
  10758. cast 1 Blubber Up
  10759. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  10760.  
  10761. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  10762. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  10763.  
  10764. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  10765. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  10766. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10767. > Turn(571): Starting with 51 left at Level: 13
  10768. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  10769. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  10770. > HP: 656/656, MP: 203/323
  10771. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10772. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10773. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10774. > The idden [sic] office!
  10775. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  10776. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  10777.  
  10778. [572] The Hidden Office Building
  10779. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  10780. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10781. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10782. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10783. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  10784. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
  10785. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10786. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  10787. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10788. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  10789. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  10790. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10791. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 164 damage.
  10792. Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
  10793. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10794. Round 6: pygmy witch accountant takes 156 damage.
  10795. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  10796. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  10797. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you and HauntedBoozeMarmot and Majestic Holden won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  10798. After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
  10799. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your knee.
  10800. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10801. You gain 348 Meat
  10802. You gain 13 Meat.
  10803. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10804. You acquire an item: adder
  10805. You acquire an item: short calculator
  10806. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I guess this is the spot?
  10807. You acquire an item: X
  10808. After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
  10809. After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
  10810. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  10811.  
  10812. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  10813. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  10814.  
  10815. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  10816. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  10817. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10818. > Turn(572): Starting with 50 left at Level: 13
  10819. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  10820. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  10821. > HP: 656/656, MP: 200/323
  10822. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10823. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10824. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10825. > The idden [sic] office!
  10826. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  10827. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  10828.  
  10829. [573] The Hidden Office Building
  10830. Encounter: Working Holiday
  10831. Took choice 786/2: Get boring binder clip
  10832. choice.php?whichchoice=786&option=2&pwd
  10833. You acquire an item: boring binder clip
  10834.  
  10835. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10836. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10837.  
  10838. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  10839. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  10840.  
  10841. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  10842. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  10843.  
  10844. cast 1 Scarysauce
  10845. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  10846.  
  10847. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10848. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10849.  
  10850. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  10851. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  10852. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10853.  
  10854. Use 1 boring binder clip + 1 McClusky file (page 1) + 1 McClusky file (page 2) + 1 McClusky file (page 3) + 1 McClusky file (page 4) + 1 McClusky file (page 5)
  10855. You acquire an item: McClusky file (complete)
  10856. > Turn(573): Starting with 49 left at Level: 13
  10857. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  10858. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  10859. > HP: 656/656, MP: 150/323
  10860. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10861. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10862. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10863. > The idden [sic] office!
  10864. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  10865. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  10866.  
  10867. [574] The Hidden Office Building
  10868. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  10869. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10870. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10871. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10872. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  10873. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
  10874. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10875. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  10876. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10877. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  10878. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  10879. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10880. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 205 damage.
  10881. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  10882. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10883. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  10884. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  10885. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  10886. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  10887. You gain 268 Meat
  10888. You gain 10 Meat.
  10889. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10890. You acquire an item: adder
  10891. You acquire an item: short calculator
  10892. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  10893. After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
  10894. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  10895. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  10896. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10897. > Turn(574): Starting with 48 left at Level: 13
  10898. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  10899. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  10900. > HP: 656/656, MP: 166/323
  10901. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10902. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10903. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10904. > The idden [sic] office!
  10905. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  10906. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  10907.  
  10908. [575] The Hidden Office Building
  10909. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  10910. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10911. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10912. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10913. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  10914. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
  10915. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10916. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  10917. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10918. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  10919. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  10920. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10921. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 217 damage.
  10922. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  10923. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10924. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  10925. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
  10926. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  10927. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10928. You gain 325 Meat
  10929. You gain 10 Meat.
  10930. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10931. You acquire an item: adder
  10932. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  10933. After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
  10934. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  10935. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  10936. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10937. > Turn(575): Starting with 47 left at Level: 13
  10938. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  10939. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  10940. > HP: 656/656, MP: 173/323
  10941. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10942. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10943. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10944. > The idden [sic] office!
  10945. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  10946. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  10947.  
  10948. [576] The Hidden Office Building
  10949. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  10950. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  10951. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10952. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10953. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  10954. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
  10955. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10956. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  10957. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10958. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  10959. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  10960. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10961. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 157 damage.
  10962. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  10963. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 7 damage.
  10964. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 3 damage.
  10965. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 6 damage.
  10966. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  10967. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10968. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when both UncannySealMaker and Kimberly the Cowardly complimented you on your dancing.
  10969. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  10970. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  10971. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  10972. You gain 344 Meat
  10973. You gain 15 Meat.
  10974. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  10975. You acquire an item: adder
  10976. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  10977. After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
  10978. After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
  10979. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  10980.  
  10981. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10982. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10983.  
  10984. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  10985. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  10986.  
  10987. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  10988. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  10989.  
  10990. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  10991. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  10992. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10993. > Turn(576): Starting with 46 left at Level: 13
  10994. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  10995. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  10996. > HP: 656/656, MP: 145/323
  10997. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10998. > ML: 45 control: 0
  10999. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11000. > The idden [sic] office!
  11001. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  11002. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  11003.  
  11004. [577] The Hidden Office Building
  11005. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  11006. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11007. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11008. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11009. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 20 attack power.
  11010. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 defense.
  11011. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11012. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 18 damage.
  11013. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11014. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 attack power.
  11015. Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 8 defense.
  11016. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11017. Round 5: pygmy witch accountant takes 190 damage.
  11018. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  11019. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  11020. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you and PressChef took turns doing benchpresses with Punk Emma's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  11021. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  11022. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  11023. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
  11024. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your shoulder.
  11025. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  11026. You gain 304 Meat
  11027. You gain 11 Meat.
  11028. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11029. You acquire an item: adder
  11030. After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
  11031. You gain a Muscle point!
  11032. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  11033. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  11034. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11035. > Turn(577): Starting with 45 left at Level: 13
  11036. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  11037. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11038. > HP: 658/658, MP: 190/323
  11039. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11040. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11041. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11042. > The idden [sic] office!
  11043. > Hidden Office Progress: 1
  11044. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Office Building done, beep.
  11045.  
  11046. [578] The Hidden Office Building
  11047. Encounter: Working Holiday
  11048. Took choice 786/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
  11049. choice.php?whichchoice=786&option=1&pwd
  11050. Encounter: ancient protector spirit
  11051. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11052. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11053. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11054. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 21 attack power.
  11055. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 19 defense.
  11056. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11057. Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11058. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11059. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  11060. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
  11061. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11062. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
  11063. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  11064. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11065. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11066. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 6 damage.
  11067. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  11068. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11069. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
  11070. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  11071. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11072. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11073. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 2 damage.
  11074. Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
  11075. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11076. Round 7: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
  11077. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  11078. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  11079. You acquire an item: crackling stone sphere
  11080. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  11081. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled SexyGuy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  11082. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  11083. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  11084. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  11085. You gain 14 Meat.
  11086. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11087. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds an inner tube for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  11088. You acquire an item: O
  11089. After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
  11090. After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
  11091. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  11092.  
  11093. cast 1 Astral Shell
  11094. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  11095.  
  11096. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11097. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11098.  
  11099. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  11100. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  11101.  
  11102. cast 1 Scarysauce
  11103. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  11104.  
  11105. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  11106. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  11107.  
  11108. cast 1 Disco Fever
  11109. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  11110. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11111. > Turn(578): Starting with 44 left at Level: 13
  11112. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.6875
  11113. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11114. > HP: 658/658, MP: 148/323
  11115. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11116. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11117. > Found completed Hidden Office Building (11)
  11118. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11119. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11120.  
  11121. buy 1 Bowl of Scorpions for 475 each from The Hidden Tavern
  11122. You spent 475 Meat
  11123. You acquire an item: Bowl of Scorpions
  11124. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 1
  11125. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11126.  
  11127. [579] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11128. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  11129. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11130. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11131. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  11132. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  11133. Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
  11134. Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 2 damage.
  11135. Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 3 damage.
  11136. Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
  11137. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11138. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 20 attack power.
  11139. Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
  11140. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11141. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
  11142. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11143. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
  11144. Round 5: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  11145. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11146. Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 172 damage.
  11147. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  11148. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11149. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  11150. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  11151. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  11152. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  11153. You gain 285 Meat
  11154. You gain 14 Meat.
  11155. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11156. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  11157. After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
  11158. After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
  11159. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  11160.  
  11161. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  11162. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  11163. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11164. > Turn(579): Starting with 43 left at Level: 13
  11165. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.81875
  11166. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11167. > HP: 658/658, MP: 120/323
  11168. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11169. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11170. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11171. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11172. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 1
  11173. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11174.  
  11175. [580] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11176. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  11177. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (5 visits left
  11178. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  11179. You gain 27 Strongness
  11180. You gain 23 Magicalness
  11181. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11182. You gain 22 Roguishness
  11183. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11184. > Turn(580): Starting with 42 left at Level: 13
  11185. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.81875
  11186. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11187. > HP: 658/658, MP: 124/325
  11188. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11189. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11190. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11191. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11192. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
  11193. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11194.  
  11195. [581] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11196. Encounter: drunk pygmy
  11197. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11198. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  11199. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  11200. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  11201. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  11202. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
  11203. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  11204. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  11205. You gain 11 Meat.
  11206. After Battle: You gain 2 Fortitude
  11207. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11208. > Turn(580): Starting with 42 left at Level: 13
  11209. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.81875
  11210. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11211. > HP: 658/658, MP: 150/325
  11212. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11213. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11214. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11215. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11216.  
  11217. buy 1 Bowl of Scorpions for 475 each from The Hidden Tavern
  11218. You spent 475 Meat
  11219. You acquire an item: Bowl of Scorpions
  11220. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
  11221. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11222.  
  11223. [581] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11224. Encounter: pygmy orderlies
  11225. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11226. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11227. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  11228. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  11229. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  11230. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  11231. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  11232. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  11233. After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
  11234. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  11235. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  11236. You gain 10 Meat.
  11237. After Battle: You gain 44 Muscleboundness
  11238. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  11239. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  11240.  
  11241. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  11242. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  11243.  
  11244. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  11245. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  11246.  
  11247. cast 1 Blubber Up
  11248. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  11249.  
  11250. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  11251. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  11252.  
  11253. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  11254. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  11255. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11256. > Turn(581): Starting with 41 left at Level: 13
  11257. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.81875
  11258. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11259. > HP: 658/658, MP: 145/325
  11260. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11261. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11262. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11263. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11264. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
  11265. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11266.  
  11267. [582] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11268. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  11269. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11270. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11271. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11272. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 20 attack power.
  11273. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
  11274. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11275. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
  11276. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11277. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
  11278. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  11279. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11280. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 148 damage.
  11281. Round 5: You gain 2 hit points
  11282. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 5 damage.
  11283. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 8 damage.
  11284. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  11285. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11286. Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 150 damage.
  11287. Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
  11288. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11289. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled DeftMage. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  11290. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  11291. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your neck.
  11292. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  11293. You gain 256 Meat
  11294. You gain 15 Meat.
  11295. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11296. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  11297. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  11298. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I wonder what happened to the other IX.
  11299. You acquire an item: X
  11300. After Battle: You gain 42 Beefiness
  11301. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  11302. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  11303. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11304. > Turn(582): Starting with 40 left at Level: 13
  11305. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
  11306. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11307. > HP: 658/658, MP: 169/325
  11308. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11309. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11310. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11311. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11312. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 2
  11313. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11314.  
  11315. [583] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11316. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  11317. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (4 visits left
  11318. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  11319. You gain 29 Strongness
  11320. You gain 25 Magicalness
  11321. You gain 20 Roguishness
  11322. You gain a Moxie point!
  11323.  
  11324. cast 1 Astral Shell
  11325. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  11326.  
  11327. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11328. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11329.  
  11330. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  11331. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  11332.  
  11333. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  11334. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  11335.  
  11336. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  11337. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  11338. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11339. > Turn(583): Starting with 39 left at Level: 13
  11340. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
  11341. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11342. > HP: 658/658, MP: 128/325
  11343. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11344. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11345. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11346. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11347. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 3
  11348. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11349.  
  11350. [584] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11351. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  11352. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11353. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11354. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11355. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 21 attack power.
  11356. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
  11357. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11358. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
  11359. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11360. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  11361. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  11362. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11363. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 151 damage.
  11364. Round 5: You gain 3 hit points
  11365. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 6 damage.
  11366. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 4 damage.
  11367. Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
  11368. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11369. Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 148 damage.
  11370. Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
  11371. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11372. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  11373. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  11374. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  11375. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  11376. You gain 273 Meat
  11377. You gain 11 Meat.
  11378. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11379. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  11380. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  11381. After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
  11382. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  11383. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  11384. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11385. > Turn(584): Starting with 38 left at Level: 13
  11386. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
  11387. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11388. > HP: 658/658, MP: 148/325
  11389. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11390. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11391. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11392. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11393. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 3
  11394. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11395.  
  11396. [585] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11397. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  11398. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (3 visits left
  11399. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  11400. You gain 29 Beefiness
  11401. You gain a Muscle point!
  11402. You gain 24 Wizardliness
  11403. You gain 25 Roguishness
  11404.  
  11405. cast 1 Scarysauce
  11406. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  11407. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11408. > Turn(585): Starting with 37 left at Level: 13
  11409. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
  11410. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11411. > HP: 660/660, MP: 151/325
  11412. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11413. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11414. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11415. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11416. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 4
  11417. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11418.  
  11419. [586] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11420. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  11421. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11422. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11423. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11424. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 21 attack power.
  11425. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
  11426. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11427. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
  11428. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11429. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 9 attack power.
  11430. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  11431. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11432. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 161 damage.
  11433. Round 5: You gain 5 hit points
  11434. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 7 damage.
  11435. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 5 damage.
  11436. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  11437. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11438. Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 225 damage.
  11439. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  11440. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11441. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you and SleazyAgent totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  11442. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  11443. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  11444. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  11445. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  11446. After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
  11447. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  11448. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  11449. You gain 296 Meat
  11450. You gain 14 Meat.
  11451. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11452. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  11453. You acquire an item: tiny bowler
  11454. After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
  11455. After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
  11456. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  11457.  
  11458. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  11459. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  11460.  
  11461. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  11462. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  11463.  
  11464. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  11465. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  11466.  
  11467. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  11468. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  11469. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11470. > Turn(586): Starting with 36 left at Level: 13
  11471. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
  11472. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11473. > HP: 660/660, MP: 156/325
  11474. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11475. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11476. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11477.  
  11478. equip familiar tiny bowler
  11479.  
  11480. familiar lock
  11481. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11482. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 4
  11483. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11484.  
  11485. [587] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11486. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  11487. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (2 visits left
  11488. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  11489. You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  11490. You gain 23 Mysteriousness
  11491. You gain 23 Sarcasm
  11492. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11493. > Turn(587): Starting with 35 left at Level: 13
  11494. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
  11495. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 294.11097427455985
  11496. > HP: 660/660, MP: 160/325
  11497. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11498. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11499. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11500. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11501. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 5
  11502. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11503.  
  11504. [588] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11505. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  11506. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11507. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11508. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11509. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 20 attack power.
  11510. Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 19 defense.
  11511. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  11512. Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 10 damage.
  11513. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11514. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 19 damage.
  11515. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  11516. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 10 damage.
  11517. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11518. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
  11519. Round 4: pygmy bowler drops 8 defense.
  11520. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  11521. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 10 damage.
  11522. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11523. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 160 damage.
  11524. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  11525. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  11526. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 9 damage.
  11527. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  11528. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  11529. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  11530. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 18 lb. XO Skeleton
  11531. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  11532. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  11533. You gain 275 Meat
  11534. You gain 12 Meat.
  11535. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11536. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  11537. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  11538. After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
  11539. After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
  11540. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  11541.  
  11542. cast 1 Astral Shell
  11543. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  11544.  
  11545. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11546. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11547.  
  11548. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  11549. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  11550.  
  11551. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  11552. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  11553.  
  11554. cast 1 Disco Fever
  11555. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  11556. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11557. > Turn(588): Starting with 34 left at Level: 13
  11558. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
  11559. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  11560. > HP: 660/660, MP: 138/325
  11561. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11562. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11563. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11564. > The idden [sic] bowling alley!
  11565. > Hidden Bowling Alley Progress: 5
  11566. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Bowling Alley done, beep.
  11567.  
  11568. [589] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  11569. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  11570. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (1 visit left
  11571. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  11572. Encounter: ancient protector spirit
  11573. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11574. Adjusted combat item count: bowling ball
  11575. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11576. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11577. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 21 attack power.
  11578. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 19 defense.
  11579. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11580. Round 2: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11581. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11582. Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11583. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11584. Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11585. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11586. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 9 attack power.
  11587. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 8 defense.
  11588. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11589. Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11590. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11591. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
  11592. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  11593. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11594. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11595. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11596. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 55 damage.
  11597. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  11598. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11599. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11600. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11601. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 9 damage.
  11602. Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
  11603. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11604. You acquire an item: scorched stone sphere
  11605. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  11606. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  11607. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  11608. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  11609. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  11610. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  11611. After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
  11612. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  11613. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  11614. You gain 15 Meat.
  11615. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11616. After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
  11617. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  11618. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  11619.  
  11620. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  11621. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  11622.  
  11623. cast 1 Scarysauce
  11624. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  11625. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11626. > Turn(589): Starting with 33 left at Level: 13
  11627. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.8275
  11628. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
  11629. > HP: 660/660, MP: 173/325
  11630. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11631. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11632. > Found completed Hidden Bowling Alley (11)
  11633. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11634. > No more stinky bowling shoes to worry about!
  11635.  
  11636. uneffect On the Trail
  11637. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  11638. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  11639. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  11640.  
  11641. [590] The Hidden Hospital
  11642. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon
  11643. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11644. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11645. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  11646. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  11647. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  11648. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 9 damage.
  11649. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 10 damage.
  11650. Round 2: pygmy witch surgeon takes 6 damage.
  11651. Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
  11652. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11653. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 19 attack power.
  11654. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon drops 19 defense.
  11655. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  11656. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon takes 10 damage.
  11657. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11658. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 19 damage.
  11659. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  11660. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 9 damage.
  11661. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11662. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 attack power.
  11663. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon drops 8 defense.
  11664. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  11665. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 9 damage.
  11666. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11667. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 165 damage.
  11668. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  11669. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  11670. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 10 damage.
  11671. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11672. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and InsaneFighter totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  11673. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  11674. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  11675. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  11676. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  11677. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
  11678. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  11679. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  11680. You gain 434 Meat
  11681. You gain 13 Meat.
  11682. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11683. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  11684. You acquire an item: O
  11685. You acquire an item: surgical apron
  11686. After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude
  11687. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  11688. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11689. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
  11690. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11691. > Turn(590): Starting with 32 left at Level: 13
  11692. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 16.494999999999997
  11693. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
  11694. > HP: 660/660, MP: 196/327
  11695. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11696. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11697. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11698. > The idden osptial!! [sic]
  11699.  
  11700. equip shirt surgical apron
  11701. > Hidden Hospital Progress: 1
  11702. > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Hospital done, beep.
  11703.  
  11704. [591] The Hidden Hospital
  11705. Encounter: You, M. D.
  11706. Took choice 784/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
  11707. choice.php?whichchoice=784&option=1&pwd
  11708. Encounter: ancient protector spirit
  11709. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11710. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11711. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11712. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 19 attack power.
  11713. Round 2: ancient protector spirit drops 17 defense.
  11714. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11715. Round 2: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11716. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11717. Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11718. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11719. Round 3: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11720. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11721. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 8 attack power.
  11722. Round 4: ancient protector spirit drops 7 defense.
  11723. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11724. Round 4: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11725. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11726. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 56 damage.
  11727. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  11728. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11729. Round 5: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11730. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11731. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 56 damage.
  11732. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  11733. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  11734. Round 6: ancient protector spirit takes 1 damage.
  11735. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11736. You acquire an item: dripping stone sphere
  11737. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  11738. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  11739. You acquire an item: Bruno's blessing of Mars
  11740. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  11741. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  11742. You gain 13 Meat.
  11743. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11744. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
  11745. After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
  11746. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  11747.  
  11748. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  11749. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  11750.  
  11751. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  11752. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  11753.  
  11754. cast 1 Blubber Up
  11755. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  11756.  
  11757. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  11758. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  11759.  
  11760. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  11761. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  11762. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11763. > Turn(591): Starting with 31 left at Level: 13
  11764. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 5.486666666666667
  11765. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
  11766. > HP: 660/660, MP: 157/327
  11767. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11768. > ML: 20 control: 0
  11769. > Found completed Hidden Hopickle (11)
  11770. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11771.  
  11772. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  11773. > Getting the stone triangles
  11774. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) done, beep.
  11775.  
  11776. [592] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  11777. Encounter: Earthbound and Down
  11778. Took choice 781/2: Get stone triangle
  11779. choice.php?whichchoice=781&option=2&pwd
  11780. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  11781. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) done, beep.
  11782.  
  11783. [592] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  11784. Encounter: Air Apparent
  11785. Took choice 785/2: Get stone triangle
  11786. choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=2&pwd
  11787. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  11788. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) done, beep.
  11789.  
  11790. [592] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  11791. Encounter: Water You Dune
  11792. Took choice 783/2: Get stone triangle
  11793. choice.php?whichchoice=783&option=2&pwd
  11794. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  11795. > Pre Adventure at An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) done, beep.
  11796.  
  11797. [592] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  11798. Encounter: Fire When Ready
  11799. Took choice 787/2: Get stone triangle
  11800. choice.php?whichchoice=787&option=2&pwd
  11801. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  11802. > Fighting the out-of-work spirit
  11803. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  11804. > About to start a combat indirectly at A Massive Ziggurat... (2) accesses required.
  11805. Took choice 791/1: fight Protector Spectre
  11806. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=791&option=1
  11807. > If I stopped, just run me again, beep!
  11808. > Turn(591): Starting with 31 left at Level: 13
  11809. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  11810. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
  11811. > HP: 660/660, MP: 157/327
  11812. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11813. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11814. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11815. > Getting the stone triangles
  11816. > Fighting the out-of-work spirit
  11817. > Pre Adventure at A Massive Ziggurat done, beep.
  11818. > About to start a combat indirectly at A Massive Ziggurat... (2) accesses required.
  11819.  
  11820. [592] A Massive Ziggurat
  11821. Encounter: Legend of the Temple in the Hidden City
  11822. Took choice 791/1: fight Protector Spectre
  11823. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=791&option=1
  11824. Encounter: Protector Spectre
  11825. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11826. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  11827.  
  11828. [592] A Massive Ziggurat
  11829. Encounter: Protector Spectre
  11830. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11831. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11832. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  11833. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  11834. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  11835. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  11836. Round 1: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  11837. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11838. Round 2: Protector Spectre drops 21 attack power.
  11839. Round 2: Protector Spectre drops 20 defense.
  11840. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  11841. Round 2: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  11842. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11843. Round 3: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  11844. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  11845. Round 3: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  11846. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11847. Round 4: Protector Spectre drops 9 attack power.
  11848. Round 4: Protector Spectre drops 8 defense.
  11849. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  11850. Round 4: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  11851. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11852. Round 5: Protector Spectre takes 55 damage.
  11853. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  11854. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  11855. Round 5: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  11856. Round 5: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  11857. Round 5: Protector Spectre takes 6 damage.
  11858. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  11859. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11860. Round 6: Protector Spectre takes 55 damage.
  11861. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11862. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  11863. Round 6: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  11864. Round 6: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  11865. Round 6: Protector Spectre takes 2 damage.
  11866. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  11867. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11868. Round 7: Protector Spectre takes 55 damage.
  11869. Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
  11870. Round 7: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  11871. Round 7: Protector Spectre takes 1 damage.
  11872. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  11873. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  11874. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  11875. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  11876. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  11877. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
  11878. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  11879. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  11880. You gain 12 Meat.
  11881. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11882. You acquire an item: ancient amulet
  11883. You acquire an item: spectre scepter
  11884. After Battle: You gain 87 Fortitude
  11885. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  11886. After Battle: You gain 36 Roguishness
  11887. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11888. > If I stopped, just run me again, beep!
  11889. > Turn(592): Starting with 30 left at Level: 13
  11890. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  11891. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
  11892. > HP: 660/660, MP: 197/327
  11893. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11894. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11895. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11896. > Reveal the pyramid
  11897.  
  11898. Combine 1 ancient amulet + 1 Eye of Ed
  11899. You acquire an item: headpiece of the Staff of Ed
  11900. Crafting used 1 each of ancient amulet and Eye of Ed
  11901.  
  11902. Combine 1 headpiece of the Staff of Ed + 1 Staff of Fats
  11903. You acquire an item: Staff of Ed
  11904. Crafting used 1 each of Staff of Fats and headpiece of the Staff of Ed
  11905.  
  11906. place.php?whichplace=desertbeach&action=db_pyramid1
  11907.  
  11908. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  11909. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  11910. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  11911.  
  11912. [593] The Upper Chamber
  11913. Encounter: tomb bat
  11914. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  11915. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11916. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11917. Round 2: tomb bat drops 22 attack power.
  11918. Round 2: tomb bat drops 20 defense.
  11919. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  11920. Round 2: tomb bat takes 9 damage.
  11921. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11922. Round 3: tomb bat takes 19 damage.
  11923. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  11924. Round 3: tomb bat takes 9 damage.
  11925. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11926. Round 4: tomb bat drops 9 attack power.
  11927. Round 4: tomb bat drops 8 defense.
  11928. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  11929. Round 4: tomb bat takes 10 damage.
  11930. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11931. Round 5: tomb bat takes 140 damage.
  11932. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  11933. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  11934. Round 5: tomb bat takes 9 damage.
  11935. Round 5: tomb bat takes 5 damage.
  11936. Round 5: tomb bat takes 4 damage.
  11937. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  11938. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11939. Round 6: tomb bat takes 188 damage.
  11940. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  11941. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  11942. Round 6: tomb bat takes 9 damage.
  11943. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  11944. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  11945. You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
  11946. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  11947. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  11948. You gain 114 Meat
  11949. You gain 11 Meat.
  11950. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  11951. You acquire an item: leathery bat skin
  11952. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  11953. You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
  11954. After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
  11955. You gain a Muscle point!
  11956. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  11957. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  11958.  
  11959. cast 1 Astral Shell
  11960. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  11961.  
  11962. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11963. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11964.  
  11965. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  11966. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  11967.  
  11968. cast 1 Scarysauce
  11969. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  11970.  
  11971. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  11972. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  11973.  
  11974. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  11975. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  11976. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11977. > Turn(593): Starting with 29 left at Level: 13
  11978. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
  11979. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
  11980. > HP: 662/662, MP: 139/327
  11981. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11982. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11983. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11984. > In the pyramid (W:0) (R:0) (U:false)
  11985. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  11986.  
  11987. [594] The Upper Chamber
  11988. Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
  11989. You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel
  11990. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11991. > Turn(594): Starting with 28 left at Level: 13
  11992. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
  11993. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
  11994. > HP: 662/662, MP: 145/327
  11995. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11996. > ML: 45 control: 0
  11997. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11998. > In the pyramid (W:1) (R:0) (U:false)
  11999. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  12000.  
  12001. [595] The Upper Chamber
  12002. Encounter: Iiti Kitty
  12003. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12004. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12005. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12006. Round 2: Iiti Kitty drops 21 attack power.
  12007. Round 2: Iiti Kitty drops 20 defense.
  12008. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  12009. Round 2: Iiti Kitty takes 10 damage.
  12010. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12011. Round 3: Iiti Kitty takes 19 damage.
  12012. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  12013. Round 3: Iiti Kitty takes 10 damage.
  12014. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12015. Round 4: Iiti Kitty drops 9 attack power.
  12016. Round 4: Iiti Kitty drops 8 defense.
  12017. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  12018. Round 4: Iiti Kitty takes 10 damage.
  12019. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12020. Round 5: Iiti Kitty takes 159 damage.
  12021. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  12022. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  12023. Round 5: Iiti Kitty takes 10 damage.
  12024. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  12025. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  12026. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
  12027. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your foot.
  12028. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  12029. You gain 11 Meat.
  12030. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12031. You acquire an item: leathery cat skin
  12032. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12033. You acquire an item: Iiti Kitty phone charm
  12034. You acquire an item: ancient Magi-Wipes
  12035. You acquire an item: ancient vinyl coin purse
  12036. You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
  12037. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  12038. You acquire an item: X
  12039. After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
  12040. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  12041. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  12042. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12043. > Turn(595): Starting with 27 left at Level: 13
  12044. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
  12045. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
  12046. > HP: 662/662, MP: 155/327
  12047. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12048. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12049. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12050. > In the pyramid (W:1) (R:0) (U:false)
  12051. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  12052.  
  12053. [596] The Upper Chamber
  12054. Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
  12055. You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel
  12056.  
  12057. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  12058. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  12059.  
  12060. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  12061. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  12062.  
  12063. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  12064. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  12065.  
  12066. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  12067. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  12068. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12069. > Turn(596): Starting with 26 left at Level: 13
  12070. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
  12071. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
  12072. > HP: 662/662, MP: 130/327
  12073. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12074. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12075. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12076. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:0) (U:false)
  12077. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  12078.  
  12079. [597] The Upper Chamber
  12080. Encounter: tomb servant
  12081. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12082. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12083. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12084. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  12085. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  12086. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  12087. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  12088. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  12089. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  12090. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  12091. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  12092. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
  12093. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  12094. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  12095. You gain 15 Meat.
  12096. After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
  12097. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  12098. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  12099. You gain a Moxie point!
  12100.  
  12101. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  12102. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  12103.  
  12104. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  12105. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  12106. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12107. > Turn(597): Starting with 25 left at Level: 13
  12108. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.416666666666664
  12109. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
  12110. > HP: 662/662, MP: 170/327
  12111. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12112. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12113. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12114. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:0) (U:false)
  12115. > Pre Adventure at The Upper Chamber done, beep.
  12116.  
  12117. [598] The Upper Chamber
  12118. Encounter: Down Dooby-Doo Down Down
  12119. > Turn(598): Starting with 24 left at Level: 13
  12120. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.5625
  12121. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 280.71651780264983
  12122. > HP: 662/662, MP: 186/327
  12123. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12124. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12125. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12126. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:0) (U:false)
  12127.  
  12128. uneffect On the Trail
  12129.  
  12130. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  12131. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  12132.  
  12133. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  12134. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  12135. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12136. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12137.  
  12138. [599] The Middle Chamber
  12139. Encounter: tomb asp
  12140. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12141. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12142. > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
  12143. Round 1: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  12144.  
  12145. cast 1 Astral Shell
  12146. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  12147.  
  12148. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  12149. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  12150.  
  12151. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  12152. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  12153.  
  12154. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  12155. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  12156.  
  12157. cast 1 Disco Fever
  12158. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  12159. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12160. > Turn(598): Starting with 24 left at Level: 13
  12161. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.2475
  12162. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12163. > HP: 662/662, MP: 116/327
  12164. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12165. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12166. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12167.  
  12168. buy 8 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  12169. You spent 376 Meat
  12170. You acquire wad of dough (8)
  12171.  
  12172. buy 8 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  12173. You spent 528 Meat
  12174. You acquire soda water (8)
  12175.  
  12176. [599] Cook 8 wad of dough + 8 soda water
  12177. You acquire loaf of soda bread (8)
  12178. Crafting used 8 each of wad of dough and soda water
  12179.  
  12180. Converting 8 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  12181. > Compressed 8 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 3 --> 53
  12182. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:0) (U:false)
  12183. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12184. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12185.  
  12186. [599] The Middle Chamber
  12187. Encounter: tomb rat
  12188. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12189. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12190. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  12191. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  12192. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12193. Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12194. Round 2: tomb rat takes 7 damage.
  12195. Round 2: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12196. Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
  12197. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12198. Round 3: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
  12199. Round 3: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
  12200. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12201. Round 3: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12202. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12203. Round 4: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
  12204. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12205. Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12206. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12207. Round 5: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  12208. Round 5: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  12209. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12210. Round 5: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12211. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12212. Round 6: tomb rat takes 190 damage.
  12213. Round 6: You gain 1 hit point
  12214. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12215. Round 6: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12216. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12217. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  12218. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
  12219. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your kidney.
  12220. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  12221. You gain 191 Meat
  12222. You gain 14 Meat.
  12223. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12224. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12225. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12226. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12227. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  12228. After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
  12229. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  12230.  
  12231. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  12232. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  12233. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12234. > Turn(599): Starting with 23 left at Level: 13
  12235. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12236. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12237. > HP: 662/662, MP: 89/327
  12238. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12239. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12240. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12241. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:1) (U:false)
  12242.  
  12243. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  12244. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  12245.  
  12246. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  12247. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  12248. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12249. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12250.  
  12251. [600] Rest in your dwelling
  12252. You gain 38 hit points
  12253. You gain 80 Muscularity Points
  12254.  
  12255. [600] The Middle Chamber
  12256. Encounter: tomb rat
  12257. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12258. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12259. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12260. Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
  12261. Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
  12262. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12263. Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12264. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12265. Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
  12266. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12267. Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12268. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12269. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  12270. Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  12271. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12272. Round 4: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12273. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12274. Round 5: tomb rat takes 193 damage.
  12275. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12276. Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12277. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  12278. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when WonderfulKid the Sauced gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  12279. You acquire an item: bottle of Evermore
  12280. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  12281. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  12282. You gain 151 Meat
  12283. You gain 13 Meat.
  12284. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12285. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12286. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12287. After Battle: You gain 46 Fortitude
  12288. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  12289. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
  12290.  
  12291. cast 1 Scarysauce
  12292. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  12293. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12294. > Turn(600): Starting with 22 left at Level: 13
  12295. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12296. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12297. > HP: 662/662, MP: 158/327
  12298. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12299. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12300. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12301. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:2) (U:false)
  12302. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12303. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12304.  
  12305. [601] The Middle Chamber
  12306. Encounter: tomb rat
  12307. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12308. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12309. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12310. Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
  12311. Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
  12312. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12313. Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12314. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12315. Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
  12316. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12317. Round 3: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12318. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12319. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  12320. Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  12321. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12322. Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12323. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12324. Round 5: tomb rat takes 135 damage.
  12325. Round 5: You gain 1 hit point
  12326. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12327. Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12328. Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12329. Round 5: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12330. Round 5: You lose 13 hit points
  12331. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12332. Round 6: tomb rat takes 144 damage.
  12333. Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
  12334. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12335. Round 6: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12336. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12337. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both Gabrielle the Half-witted and Gabrielle the Barbarian complimented you on your dancing.
  12338. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  12339. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  12340. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  12341. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  12342. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
  12343. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  12344. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  12345. You gain 176 Meat
  12346. You gain 14 Meat.
  12347. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12348. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12349. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12350. After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
  12351. After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
  12352. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  12353.  
  12354. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  12355. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  12356.  
  12357. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  12358. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  12359.  
  12360. cast 1 Blubber Up
  12361. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  12362.  
  12363. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  12364. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  12365.  
  12366. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  12367. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  12368. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12369. > Turn(601): Starting with 21 left at Level: 13
  12370. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12371. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12372. > HP: 662/662, MP: 145/327
  12373. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12374. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12375. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12376. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:3) (U:false)
  12377. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12378. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12379.  
  12380. [602] The Middle Chamber
  12381. Encounter: tomb rat
  12382. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12383. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12384. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12385. Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
  12386. Round 2: tomb rat drops 19 defense.
  12387. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12388. Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12389. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12390. Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
  12391. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12392. Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12393. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12394. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  12395. Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  12396. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12397. Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12398. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12399. Round 5: tomb rat takes 149 damage.
  12400. Round 5: You gain 3 hit points
  12401. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12402. Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12403. Round 5: tomb rat takes 8 damage.
  12404. Round 5: tomb rat takes 6 damage.
  12405. Round 5: You lose 13 hit points
  12406. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  12407. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  12408. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  12409. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  12410. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  12411. You gain 149 Meat
  12412. You gain 14 Meat.
  12413. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12414. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12415. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12416. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12417. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  12418. You acquire an item: O
  12419. After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
  12420. After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
  12421. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  12422. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12423. > Turn(602): Starting with 20 left at Level: 13
  12424. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12425. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12426. > HP: 662/662, MP: 157/327
  12427. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12428. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12429. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12430. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:4) (U:false)
  12431. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12432. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12433.  
  12434. [603] The Middle Chamber
  12435. Encounter: Further Down Dooby-Doo Down Down
  12436. > Turn(603): Starting with 19 left at Level: 13
  12437. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12438. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12439. > HP: 662/662, MP: 168/327
  12440. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12441. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12442. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12443. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:4) (U:false)
  12444. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12445. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12446.  
  12447. [604] The Middle Chamber
  12448. Encounter: tomb rat
  12449. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12450. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12451. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12452. Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
  12453. Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
  12454. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12455. Round 2: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12456. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12457. Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
  12458. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12459. Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12460. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12461. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  12462. Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  12463. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12464. Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12465. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12466. Round 5: tomb rat takes 192 damage.
  12467. Round 5: You gain 4 hit points
  12468. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12469. Round 5: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12470. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  12471. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you and FluffyBarbarian the Fantastic totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  12472. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  12473. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  12474. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
  12475. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your throat.
  12476. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  12477. You gain 136 Meat
  12478. You gain 10 Meat.
  12479. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12480. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12481. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12482. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12483. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
  12484. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  12485. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
  12486.  
  12487. cast 1 Astral Shell
  12488. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  12489.  
  12490. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  12491. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  12492.  
  12493. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  12494. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  12495.  
  12496. cast 1 Scarysauce
  12497. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  12498.  
  12499. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  12500. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  12501.  
  12502. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  12503. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  12504. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12505. > Turn(604): Starting with 18 left at Level: 13
  12506. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12507. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12508. > HP: 662/662, MP: 160/327
  12509. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12510. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12511. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12512. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:5) (U:false)
  12513. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12514. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12515.  
  12516. [605] The Middle Chamber
  12517. Encounter: tomb rat
  12518. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12519. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12520. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12521. Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
  12522. Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
  12523. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12524. Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12525. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12526. Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
  12527. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12528. Round 3: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12529. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12530. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  12531. Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  12532. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12533. Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12534. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12535. Round 5: tomb rat takes 180 damage.
  12536. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
  12537. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12538. Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12539. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  12540. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when Captain Stinky taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  12541. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  12542. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your kidney.
  12543. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  12544. You gain 171 Meat
  12545. You gain 12 Meat.
  12546. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12547. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12548. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12549. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
  12550. You gain a Muscle point!
  12551. After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
  12552. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  12553. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12554. > Turn(605): Starting with 17 left at Level: 13
  12555. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12556. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12557. > HP: 664/664, MP: 169/327
  12558. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12559. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12560. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12561. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:6) (U:false)
  12562. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12563. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12564.  
  12565. [606] The Middle Chamber
  12566. Encounter: tomb rat
  12567. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12568. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12569. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12570. Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
  12571. Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
  12572. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12573. Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12574. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12575. Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
  12576. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12577. Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12578. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12579. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  12580. Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  12581. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12582. Round 4: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12583. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12584. Round 5: tomb rat takes 151 damage.
  12585. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  12586. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12587. Round 5: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12588. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12589. Round 6: tomb rat takes 155 damage.
  12590. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  12591. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12592. Round 6: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12593. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  12594. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  12595. After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
  12596. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  12597. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  12598. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
  12599. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  12600. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  12601. You gain 191 Meat
  12602. You gain 15 Meat.
  12603. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12604. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12605. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12606. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12607. After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
  12608. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  12609. You gain a Mysticality point!
  12610. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  12611.  
  12612. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  12613. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  12614.  
  12615. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  12616. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  12617.  
  12618. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  12619. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  12620.  
  12621. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  12622. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  12623. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12624. > Turn(606): Starting with 16 left at Level: 13
  12625. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12626. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12627. > HP: 664/664, MP: 170/328
  12628. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12629. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12630. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12631. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:7) (U:false)
  12632. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12633. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12634.  
  12635. [607] The Middle Chamber
  12636. Encounter: tomb rat
  12637. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12638. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12639. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12640. Round 2: tomb rat drops 21 attack power.
  12641. Round 2: tomb rat drops 20 defense.
  12642. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12643. Round 2: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12644. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12645. Round 3: tomb rat takes 19 damage.
  12646. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12647. Round 3: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12648. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12649. Round 4: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
  12650. Round 4: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
  12651. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  12652. Round 4: tomb rat takes 10 damage.
  12653. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12654. Round 5: tomb rat takes 154 damage.
  12655. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  12656. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12657. Round 5: tomb rat takes 9 damage.
  12658. Round 5: tomb rat takes 5 damage.
  12659. Round 5: tomb rat takes 6 damage.
  12660. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  12661. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  12662. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when both Mad Andrea and FluffyMonster complimented you on your dancing.
  12663. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  12664. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your head.
  12665. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  12666. You gain 195 Meat
  12667. You gain 11 Meat.
  12668. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12669. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12670. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12671. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12672. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
  12673. You acquire an item: X
  12674. After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
  12675. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  12676. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  12677. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12678. > Turn(607): Starting with 15 left at Level: 13
  12679. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12680. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12681. > HP: 664/664, MP: 184/328
  12682. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12683. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12684. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12685. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  12686.  
  12687. [608] Oil Peak
  12688. Encounter: oil tycoon
  12689. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12690. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12691. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12692. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12693. Round 2: oil tycoon drops 13 attack power.
  12694. Round 2: oil tycoon drops 13 defense.
  12695. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12696. Round 2: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
  12697. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12698. Round 3: oil tycoon takes 17 damage.
  12699. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12700. Round 3: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
  12701. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12702. Round 4: oil tycoon drops 5 attack power.
  12703. Round 4: oil tycoon drops 5 defense.
  12704. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12705. Round 4: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
  12706. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12707. Round 5: oil tycoon takes 197 damage.
  12708. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  12709. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12710. Round 5: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
  12711. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  12712. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when both Queen Omega and InsaneThief complimented you on your dancing.
  12713. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  12714. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  12715. After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
  12716. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  12717. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  12718. You gain 12 Meat.
  12719. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12720. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  12721. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  12722. After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
  12723. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  12724.  
  12725. cast 1 Astral Shell
  12726. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  12727.  
  12728. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  12729. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  12730.  
  12731. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  12732. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  12733.  
  12734. cast 1 Scarysauce
  12735. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  12736.  
  12737. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  12738. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  12739.  
  12740. cast 1 Disco Fever
  12741. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  12742. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12743. > Turn(608): Starting with 14 left at Level: 13
  12744. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 13.84375
  12745. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 305.71651780264983
  12746. > HP: 664/664, MP: 181/328
  12747. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12748. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12749. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12750. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  12751.  
  12752. [609] Oil Peak
  12753. Encounter: oil tycoon
  12754. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12755. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12756. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12757. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12758. Round 2: oil tycoon drops 13 attack power.
  12759. Round 2: oil tycoon drops 13 defense.
  12760. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 8 damage.
  12761. Round 2: oil tycoon takes 8 damage.
  12762. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12763. Round 3: oil tycoon takes 17 damage.
  12764. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 8 damage.
  12765. Round 3: oil tycoon takes 8 damage.
  12766. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12767. Round 4: oil tycoon drops 5 attack power.
  12768. Round 4: oil tycoon drops 5 defense.
  12769. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12770. Round 4: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
  12771. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12772. Round 5: oil tycoon takes 205 damage.
  12773. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  12774. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 9 damage.
  12775. Round 5: oil tycoon takes 9 damage.
  12776. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  12777. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when both PriorMonster the Freezing and Admiral Fuzzy complimented you on your dancing.
  12778. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  12779. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  12780. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
  12781. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  12782. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  12783. You gain 14 Meat.
  12784. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12785. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  12786. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  12787. After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
  12788. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  12789. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  12790.  
  12791. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  12792. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  12793. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12794. > Turn(609): Starting with 13 left at Level: 13
  12795. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 13.84375
  12796. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 305.71651780264983
  12797. > HP: 664/664, MP: 215/328
  12798. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12799. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12800. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12801. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:8) (U:false)
  12802.  
  12803. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  12804. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  12805.  
  12806. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  12807. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  12808. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  12809. > Pre Adventure at The Middle Chamber done, beep.
  12810.  
  12811. [610] The Middle Chamber
  12812. Encounter: Under Control
  12813. > Turn(610): Starting with 12 left at Level: 13
  12814. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 17.16875
  12815. > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 310.71651780264983
  12816. > HP: 664/664, MP: 194/328
  12817. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12818. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12819. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12820. > In the pyramid (W:2) (R:8) (U:true)
  12821.  
  12822. Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
  12823. Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
  12824. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1&choiceform1=Use%2Ba%2Bwheel%2Bon%2Bthe%2Bpeg&pwd
  12825. Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
  12826. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1&choiceform1=Use%2Ba%2Bwheel%2Bon%2Bthe%2Bpeg&pwd
  12827. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12828. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  12829. Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
  12830. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5&choiceform5=Head%2Bdown%2Bto%2Bthe%2BLower%2BChambers%2B%25281%2529&pwd
  12831.  
  12832. [611] The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty)
  12833. You acquire an item: ancient bronze token
  12834.  
  12835. Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
  12836. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12837. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  12838. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12839. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  12840. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12841. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  12842. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12843. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  12844. Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
  12845. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5&choiceform5=Head%2Bdown%2Bto%2Bthe%2BLower%2BChambers%2B%25281%2529&pwd
  12846.  
  12847. [612] The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb)
  12848. You acquire an item: ancient bomb
  12849.  
  12850. Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
  12851. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12852. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  12853. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12854. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  12855. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12856. choice.php?whichchoice=929&option=2&pwd
  12857. Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
  12858. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5&choiceform5=Head%2Bdown%2Bto%2Bthe%2BLower%2BChambers%2B%25281%2529&pwd
  12859.  
  12860. [613] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Rubble)
  12861. > Turn(613): Starting with 9 left at Level: 13
  12862. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  12863. > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 305.71651780264983
  12864. > HP: 664/664, MP: 235/328
  12865. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12866. > ML: 45 control: 0
  12867. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12868.  
  12869. [614] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 glass of goat's milk
  12870. You acquire an item: milk of magnesium
  12871. Crafting used 1 each of glass of goat's milk and scrumptious reagent
  12872. > Time to waste all of Ed's Ka Coins :(
  12873. > Hello Ed #1 give me McMuffin please.
  12874. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  12875.  
  12876. [615] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  12877. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  12878. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12879. Round 1: Ed the Undying (1) takes 8 damage.
  12880. Round 1: Ed the Undying (1) takes 8 damage.
  12881. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  12882. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12883. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12884. Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 9 attack power.
  12885. Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 defense.
  12886. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  12887. Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
  12888. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12889. Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 22 attack power.
  12890. Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 20 defense.
  12891. Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 attack power.
  12892. Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) drops 10 defense.
  12893. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  12894. Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
  12895. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12896. Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) takes 19 damage.
  12897. Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 attack power.
  12898. Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 defense.
  12899. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  12900. Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) takes 9 damage.
  12901. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12902. Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 attack power.
  12903. Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 defense.
  12904. Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 7 attack power.
  12905. Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) drops 7 defense.
  12906. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  12907. Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
  12908. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12909. Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) takes 171 damage.
  12910. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  12911. Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) drops 9 attack power.
  12912. Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) drops 8 defense.
  12913. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  12914. Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
  12915. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12916. Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) takes 192 damage.
  12917. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  12918. Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) drops 7 attack power.
  12919. Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) drops 7 defense.
  12920. Round 7: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  12921. Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) takes 10 damage.
  12922. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  12923. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you and King King Ravioli and Vodka Gabrielle won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  12924. After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
  12925. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your eye.
  12926. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  12927. You gain 13 Meat.
  12928. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12929. After Battle: You gain 57 Fortitude
  12930. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  12931. After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
  12932. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  12933. > Hello Ed #2 give me McMuffin please.
  12934.  
  12935. [616] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  12936.  
  12937. [616] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  12938. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  12939. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  12940. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12941. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12942. Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 attack power.
  12943. Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
  12944. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  12945. Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) takes 10 damage.
  12946. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12947. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 22 attack power.
  12948. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 20 defense.
  12949. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 attack power.
  12950. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 defense.
  12951. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  12952. Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) takes 10 damage.
  12953. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12954. Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) takes 19 damage.
  12955. Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 attack power.
  12956. Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 defense.
  12957. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  12958. Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) takes 10 damage.
  12959. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12960. Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 attack power.
  12961. Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 8 defense.
  12962. Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 7 attack power.
  12963. Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) drops 7 defense.
  12964. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  12965. Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) takes 9 damage.
  12966. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12967. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 167 damage.
  12968. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  12969. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 attack power.
  12970. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) drops 11 defense.
  12971. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  12972. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 9 damage.
  12973. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 5 damage.
  12974. Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 9 damage.
  12975. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  12976. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12977. Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) takes 183 damage.
  12978. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  12979. Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 attack power.
  12980. Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) drops 9 defense.
  12981. Round 7: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  12982. Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) takes 10 damage.
  12983. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  12984. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  12985. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  12986. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  12987. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  12988. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  12989. You gain 14 Meat.
  12990. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  12991. After Battle: You gain 56 Beefiness
  12992. After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  12993. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  12994. You gain a Moxie point!
  12995. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  12996. > Hello Ed #3 give me McMuffin please.
  12997.  
  12998. [617] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  12999.  
  13000. [617] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  13001. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  13002. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13003. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13004. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13005. Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 attack power.
  13006. Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) drops 10 defense.
  13007. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13008. Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) takes 9 damage.
  13009. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13010. Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 22 attack power.
  13011. Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 20 defense.
  13012. Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 7 attack power.
  13013. Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) drops 7 defense.
  13014. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13015. Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) takes 9 damage.
  13016. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13017. Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) takes 19 damage.
  13018. Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 attack power.
  13019. Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 defense.
  13020. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13021. Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) takes 10 damage.
  13022. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13023. Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 attack power.
  13024. Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 defense.
  13025. Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 attack power.
  13026. Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) drops 9 defense.
  13027. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13028. Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) takes 9 damage.
  13029. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13030. Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) takes 178 damage.
  13031. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  13032. Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) drops 7 attack power.
  13033. Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) drops 8 defense.
  13034. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13035. Round 6: Ed the Undying (3) takes 10 damage.
  13036. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13037. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when MajesticCharlotte taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  13038. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  13039. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  13040. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
  13041. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your eye.
  13042. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  13043. You gain 12 Meat.
  13044. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  13045. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  13046. You acquire an item: O
  13047. After Battle: You gain 64 Beefiness
  13048. After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
  13049. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  13050. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  13051. > Hello Ed #4 give me McMuffin please.
  13052.  
  13053. [618] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  13054.  
  13055. [618] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  13056. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  13057. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13058. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13059. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13060. Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 attack power.
  13061. Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
  13062. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13063. Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) takes 9 damage.
  13064. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13065. Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 22 attack power.
  13066. Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 20 defense.
  13067. Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
  13068. Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
  13069. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13070. Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) takes 9 damage.
  13071. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13072. Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) takes 19 damage.
  13073. Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
  13074. Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) drops 10 defense.
  13075. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13076. Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) takes 9 damage.
  13077. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13078. Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 attack power.
  13079. Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 8 defense.
  13080. Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 10 attack power.
  13081. Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) drops 10 defense.
  13082. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13083. Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) takes 10 damage.
  13084. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13085. Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) takes 214 damage.
  13086. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  13087. Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 attack power.
  13088. Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) drops 9 defense.
  13089. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13090. Round 6: Ed the Undying (4) takes 10 damage.
  13091. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13092. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you and Captain Ravioli took turns doing benchpresses with PunkFettuciniBarbarian's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  13093. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  13094. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  13095. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
  13096. After Battle: Cholmondeley, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your head.
  13097. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  13098. You gain 14 Meat.
  13099. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  13100. After Battle: You gain 60 Strengthliness
  13101. You gain a Muscle point!
  13102. After Battle: You gain 29 Mysteriousness
  13103. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  13104. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  13105. > Hello Ed #5 give me McMuffin please.
  13106.  
  13107. [619] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  13108.  
  13109. [619] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  13110. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  13111. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13112. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13113. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13114. Round 2: Ed the Undying (5) drops 11 attack power.
  13115. Round 2: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 defense.
  13116. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13117. Round 2: Ed the Undying (5) takes 9 damage.
  13118. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13119. Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 22 attack power.
  13120. Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 20 defense.
  13121. Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 attack power.
  13122. Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 defense.
  13123. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13124. Round 3: Ed the Undying (5) takes 10 damage.
  13125. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13126. Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) takes 19 damage.
  13127. Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) drops 7 attack power.
  13128. Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) drops 7 defense.
  13129. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13130. Round 4: Ed the Undying (5) takes 9 damage.
  13131. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13132. Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 attack power.
  13133. Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 defense.
  13134. Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 attack power.
  13135. Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) drops 9 defense.
  13136. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13137. Round 5: Ed the Undying (5) takes 10 damage.
  13138. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13139. Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) takes 184 damage.
  13140. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  13141. Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) drops 8 attack power.
  13142. Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) drops 10 defense.
  13143. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13144. Round 6: Ed the Undying (5) takes 9 damage.
  13145. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13146. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  13147. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  13148. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  13149. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
  13150. After Battle: Cholmondeley (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  13151. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  13152. You gain 10 Meat.
  13153. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  13154. After Battle: You gain 63 Fortitude
  13155. After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
  13156. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  13157. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  13158. > Hello Ed #6 give me McMuffin please.
  13159.  
  13160. [620] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  13161.  
  13162. [620] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  13163. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  13164. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13165. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13166. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13167. Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 attack power.
  13168. Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
  13169. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13170. Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) takes 9 damage.
  13171. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13172. Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 22 attack power.
  13173. Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 20 defense.
  13174. Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 attack power.
  13175. Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 defense.
  13176. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13177. Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) takes 10 damage.
  13178. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13179. Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) takes 19 damage.
  13180. Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) drops 11 attack power.
  13181. Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) drops 10 defense.
  13182. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13183. Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) takes 10 damage.
  13184. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13185. Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 attack power.
  13186. Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
  13187. Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 9 attack power.
  13188. Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
  13189. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13190. Round 5: Ed the Undying (6) takes 9 damage.
  13191. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13192. Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) takes 171 damage.
  13193. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  13194. Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 attack power.
  13195. Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) drops 8 defense.
  13196. Round 6: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13197. Round 6: Ed the Undying (6) takes 10 damage.
  13198. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13199. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and Admiral Fluffy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  13200. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  13201. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  13202. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
  13203. After Battle: Cholmondeley uses an infernal Beelzebub incantation to give you a surge of magical power, which probably won't have any repercussions.
  13204. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
  13205. You gain 13 Meat.
  13206. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  13207. After Battle: You gain 63 Strengthliness
  13208. After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
  13209. You gain a Mysticality point!
  13210. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  13211. Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Conservatory.
  13212. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  13213. > Hello Ed #7 give me McMuffin please.
  13214.  
  13215. [621] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  13216.  
  13217. [621] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  13218. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  13219. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13220. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13221. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13222. Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 attack power.
  13223. Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 defense.
  13224. Round 2: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13225. Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) takes 10 damage.
  13226. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13227. Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 22 attack power.
  13228. Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 20 defense.
  13229. Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 10 attack power.
  13230. Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 defense.
  13231. Round 3: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13232. Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) takes 10 damage.
  13233. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13234. Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) takes 19 damage.
  13235. Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 attack power.
  13236. Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) drops 10 defense.
  13237. Round 4: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13238. Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) takes 10 damage.
  13239. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13240. Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 attack power.
  13241. Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 defense.
  13242. Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 9 attack power.
  13243. Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) drops 8 defense.
  13244. Round 5: Cholmondeley pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13245. Round 5: Ed the Undying (7) takes 10 damage.
  13246. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  13247. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when BearBarbarian gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
  13248. You acquire an item: water purification pills
  13249. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  13250. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
  13251. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you some MP in exchange for an unspecified something that you'll never miss.
  13252. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscularity Points
  13253. You gain 14 Meat.
  13254. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  13255. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
  13256. You acquire an item: X
  13257. After Battle: You gain 54 Muscleboundness
  13258. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  13259. After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
  13260. You acquire an item: Holy MacGuffin
  13261. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  13262. You acquire an item: handful of confetti
  13263. > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
  13264. > Checking for updates (running EatDrink ver. 3.2)...
  13265. > Running EatDrink version: 3.2 (current)
  13266. > Skipping favorites.
  13267. > You're in ronin, so no shopping for you.
  13268. > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).
  13269. > Consuming up to 15 food, 0 booze, and 0 spleen
  13270. > Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.
  13271. > Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.
  13272. > An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.
  13273. > Pass 1: booze.
  13274. > Skipping booze.
  13275. > Pass 2: food.
  13276. > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 33792 meat.
  13277.  
  13278. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+the+field+gar%22
  13279. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22milk+of+magnesium%22
  13280. > Getting 1 gallon of milk in 0 seconds
  13281.  
  13282. trading 100 BACON for 1 gallon of milk
  13283. You acquire an item: gallon of milk
  13284. > <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016
  13285.  
  13286. use 1 milk of magnesium
  13287. You acquire an effect: Got Milk (15)
  13288. > 0: <b>milk of magnesium</b> price: 1449 value: 24051.0
  13289.  
  13290. eat 1 gallon of milk
  13291. You gain 89 Adventures
  13292. You gain 675 Strongness
  13293. You gain some Muscle points!
  13294. You gain 500 Mysteriousness
  13295. You gain some Mysticality points!
  13296. You gain 500 Smarm
  13297. You gain some Moxie points!
  13298. You acquire an effect: Feeling Queasy (100)
  13299. You gain 15 Fullness
  13300. You lose an effect: Got Milk (-15)
  13301. > 1: <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016
  13302. > Pass 3: spleen.
  13303. > Skipping spleen.
  13304. > Pass 4: booze.
  13305. > Skipping booze.
  13306. > Finished.
  13307. > Spent 0 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 0. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 89. Muscle: 675. Moxie: 500. Mysticality: 500.
  13308. > Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).
  13309. > ******************************************
  13310. > Now, to recap...
  13311. > ******************************************
  13312. > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).<br>Consuming up to 15 food, 0 booze, and 0 spleen<br>Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.<br>Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.<br>An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 33792 meat.<br>0: <b>milk of magnesium</b> price: 1449 value: 24051.0<br>1: <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016<br>Finished. <br>Spent 0 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 0. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 89. Muscle: 675. Moxie: 500. Mysticality: 500.<br>Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).<br>
  13313. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  13314. > This is version: 1290 Mafia: 18388
  13315. > This is day 3.
  13316. > Turns played: 621 current adventures: 90
  13317. > Current Ascension: Standard
  13318. > Turn(621): Starting with 90 left at Level: 13
  13319. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.33125
  13320. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 279.24283374069717
  13321. > HP: 636/642, MP: 330/333
  13322. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  13323. > ML: 45 control: 0
  13324. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13325.  
  13326. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13327. You gain 6 hit points
  13328. > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Conservatory
  13329. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  13330.  
  13331. familiar Intergnat (28 lbs)
  13332. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Conservatory done, beep.
  13333.  
  13334. [622] The Haunted Conservatory
  13335. Encounter: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven NAMED NEIL
  13336. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13337. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  13338. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13339. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  13340. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 1 damage.
  13341. Round 2: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13342. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  13343. Round 2: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13344. Round 2: Isabella chomps your foe on the head and refuses to let go. That's that famous Saint Patrick tenacity at work.
  13345. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  13346. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 1 damage.
  13347. Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13348. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  13349. Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13350. Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13351. Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13352. Round 3: You lose 41 hit points
  13353. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  13354. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 1 damage.
  13355. Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13356. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  13357. Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13358. Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13359. Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13360. Round 4: You lose 41 hit points
  13361. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  13362. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  13363. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 1 damage.
  13364. Round 5: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13365. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 1 damage.
  13366. Round 5: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
  13367. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  13368. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and SuperKylie took turns doing benchpresses with BearCurly's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  13369. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
  13370. You gain 12 Meat.
  13371. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  13372. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
  13373. You acquire an item: Spookyraven signet
  13374. You acquire an item: BACON
  13375. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  13376. After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  13377. After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
  13378. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  13379. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  13380. You gain a Moxie point!
  13381.  
  13382. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  13383. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  13384.  
  13385. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  13386. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  13387.  
  13388. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  13389. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  13390.  
  13391. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  13392. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  13393.  
  13394. cast 1 Astral Shell
  13395. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  13396.  
  13397. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  13398. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  13399.  
  13400. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  13401. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  13402.  
  13403. cast 1 Scarysauce
  13404. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  13405.  
  13406. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  13407. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  13408.  
  13409. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  13410. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  13411.  
  13412. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  13413. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  13414.  
  13415. cast 1 Blubber Up
  13416. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  13417.  
  13418. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  13419. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  13420.  
  13421. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  13422. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  13423.  
  13424. cast 1 Disco Fever
  13425. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  13426.  
  13427. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13428. You gain 113 hit points
  13429. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13430. > Turn(621): Starting with 90 left at Level: 13
  13431. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 15.138541666666667
  13432. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  13433. > HP: 672/672, MP: 148/333
  13434. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  13435. > ML: 45 control: 0
  13436. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13437.  
  13438. telescope look high
  13439. You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)
  13440. > Default Test: Initiative
  13441.  
  13442. use 1 ant agonist
  13443. You acquire an effect: All Fired Up (10)
  13444.  
  13445. cast 1 Bow-Legged Swagger
  13446. You acquire an effect: Bow-Legged Swagger (1)
  13447.  
  13448. use 1 old bronzer
  13449. You acquire an effect: Sepia Tan (25)
  13450.  
  13451. buy 1 cheap wind-up clock for 190 each from Smacketeria
  13452. You spent 190 Meat
  13453. You acquire an item: cheap wind-up clock
  13454.  
  13455. use 1 cheap wind-up clock
  13456. You acquire an effect: Ticking Clock (10)
  13457.  
  13458. use 1 Swabbie&trade; swab
  13459. You acquire an effect: Well-Swabbed Ear (10)
  13460.  
  13461. cast 1 Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  13462. You acquire an effect: Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (10)
  13463.  
  13464. cast 1 Suspicious Gaze
  13465. You acquire an effect: Suspicious Gaze (10)
  13466. > Added -tie to maximize
  13467. > Desired maximize: init, -equip snow suit, switch xiblaxian holo-companion, switch oily woim, switch happy medium -tie
  13468. > USE: Command(equip hat ¶348) Item(cold ninja mask) Score(30.0)
  13469. > Display(equip hat cold ninja mask)
  13470. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶3004) Item(costume sword) Score(60.0)
  13471. > Display(equip weapon costume sword)
  13472. > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶2093) Item(hors d'oeuvre tray) Score(30.0)
  13473. > Display(equip off-hand hors d'oeuvre tray)
  13474. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  13475. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  13476. > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
  13477. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
  13478. > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
  13479. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
  13480. > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
  13481. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
  13482. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶9521) Item(meteorthopedic shoes) Score(60.0)
  13483. > Display(equip acc2 meteorthopedic shoes)
  13484. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶2649) Item(Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet) Score(50.0)
  13485. > Display(equip acc3 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet)
  13486. > USE: Command(familiar Oily Woim) Score(96.0)
  13487. > Display(familiar Oily Woim)
  13488. > REJECT: Command(unequip familiar) Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
  13489. > Display(unequip familiar)
  13490. > REJECT: Skill(Silent Hunter) Command(cast 1 Silent Hunter) Effect(Silent Hunting) Score(200.0)
  13491. > Display(cast 1 Silent Hunter)
  13492. > USE: Command(use 1 possibility potion) Item(possibility potion) Effect(Always In Motion) Score(200.0)
  13493. > Display(use 1 possibility potion)
  13494. > REJECT: Effect(White-boy Angst) Score(100.0)
  13495. > Display(<font color=gray>concert White-boy Angst)
  13496. > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance init.enh) Effect(init.enh) Score(100.0)
  13497. > Display(terminal enhance init.enh)
  13498. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive quickly) Effect(Driving Quickly) Score(100.0)
  13499. > Display(asdonmartin drive quickly)
  13500. > REJECT: Skill(Fifteen Minutes of Flame) Command(cast 1 Fifteen Minutes of Flame) Effect(Your Fifteen Minutes) Score(30.0)
  13501. > Display(cast 1 Fifteen Minutes of Flame)
  13502. > REJECT: Skill(Bind Angel Hair Wisp) Command(cast 1 Bind Angel Hair Wisp) Effect(Whispering Strands) Score(20.0)
  13503. > Display(cast 1 Bind Angel Hair Wisp)
  13504. > REJECT: Skill(Blessing of the Storm Tortoise) Command(cast 1 blessing of the storm tortoise) Effect(Disdain of the Storm Tortoise) Score(10.0)
  13505. > Display(cast 1 blessing of the storm tortoise)
  13506.  
  13507. equip hat cold ninja mask
  13508.  
  13509. equip weapon costume sword
  13510.  
  13511. equip off-hand hors d'oeuvre tray
  13512.  
  13513. equip shirt astral shirt
  13514.  
  13515. equip acc2 meteorthopedic shoes
  13516.  
  13517. equip acc3 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet
  13518.  
  13519. familiar Oily Woim (24 lbs)
  13520. unequip familiarequip
  13521. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Conservatory done, beep.
  13522.  
  13523. Tower: Contest Booth
  13524. Registering for the Fastest Adventurer Contest
  13525. > Off-Stat Test: Mysticality
  13526.  
  13527. use 1 jug of baconstone juice
  13528. You acquire an effect: Baconstoned (50)
  13529.  
  13530. buy 1 black sheepskin diploma for 285 each from The Black Market
  13531. You spent 285 Meat
  13532. You acquire an item: black sheepskin diploma
  13533.  
  13534. use 1 black sheepskin diploma
  13535. You acquire an effect: Erudite (10)
  13536.  
  13537. buy 1 glittery mascara for 22 each from The General Store
  13538. You spent 22 Meat
  13539. You acquire an item: glittery mascara
  13540.  
  13541. use 1 glittery mascara
  13542. You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (3)
  13543.  
  13544. use 1 thin black candle
  13545. You acquire an effect: Rainy Soul Miasma (10)
  13546.  
  13547. use 1 funky dried mushroom
  13548. You acquire an effect: Seeing Colors (10)
  13549.  
  13550. cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  13551. You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (10)
  13552.  
  13553. cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
  13554. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)
  13555.  
  13556. cast 1 Sauce Contemplation
  13557. You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)
  13558. > Added -tie to maximize
  13559. > Desired maximize: myst -equip snow suit -tie
  13560. > USE: Command(equip hat ¶9694) Item(wad of used tape) Score(11.0)
  13561. > Display(equip hat wad of used tape)
  13562. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶2336) Item(oversized pipe) Score(6.0)
  13563. > Display(equip weapon oversized pipe)
  13564. > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶2336) Item(oversized pipe) Score(6.0)
  13565. > Display(equip off-hand oversized pipe)
  13566. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  13567. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  13568. > REJECT: Item(astral shirt) Score(0.0)
  13569. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: astral shirt</font>)
  13570. > USE: Command(equip pants ¶2368) Item(flowing hippy skirt) Score(9.0)
  13571. > Display(equip pants flowing hippy skirt)
  13572. > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
  13573. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
  13574. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶8700) Item(training legwarmers) Score(27.0)
  13575. > Display(equip acc2 training legwarmers)
  13576. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶2755) Item(Iron Beta of Industry) Score(10.0)
  13577. > Display(equip acc3 Iron Beta of Industry)
  13578. > REJECT: Command(equip familiar ¶6702) Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
  13579. > Display(equip familiar tiny bowler)
  13580. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Smart) Score(324.0)
  13581. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Smart)
  13582. > USE: Command(use 1 Dennis's blessing of Minerva) Item(Dennis's blessing of Minerva) Effect(Minerva's Zen) Score(108.0)
  13583. > Display(use 1 Dennis's blessing of Minerva)
  13584. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 2) Effect(Broad-Spectrum Vaccine) Score(54.0)
  13585. > Display(spacegate vaccine 2)
  13586. > REJECT: Command(chew 1 stench wad) Item(stench wad) Effect(Stenchtastic) Score(32.0)
  13587. > Display(chew 1 stench wad)
  13588. > USE: Command(use 1 seal-brain elixir) Item(seal-brain elixir) Effect(Sealed Brain) Score(27.0)
  13589. > Display(use 1 seal-brain elixir)
  13590. > USE: Skill(Quiet Judgement) Command(cast 1 Quiet Judgement) Effect(Quiet Judgement) Score(27.0)
  13591. > Display(cast 1 Quiet Judgement)
  13592. > REJECT: Command(crossstreams) Effect(Total Protonic Reversal) Score(22.0)
  13593. > Display(crossstreams)
  13594. > USE: Command(use 1 moose thought) Item(moose thought) Effect(Moose Wisdom) Score(20.0)
  13595. > Display(use 1 moose thought)
  13596. > REJECT: Skill(Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority) Command(cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority) Effect(Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority) Score(11.0)
  13597. > Display(cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority)
  13598. > REJECT: Effect(Elvish) Score(11.0)
  13599. > Display(<font color=gray>concert Elvish)
  13600. > REJECT: Command(chew 1 twinkly wad) Item(twinkly wad) Effect(Aspect of the Twinklefairy) Score(11.0)
  13601. > Display(chew 1 twinkly wad)
  13602. > REJECT: Command(chew 1 spooky jelly) Item(spooky jelly) Effect(Spooky Jellied) Score(11.0)
  13603. > Display(chew 1 spooky jelly)
  13604. > REJECT: Skill(Blessing of She-Who-Was) Command(cast 1 blessing of she-who-was) Effect(Disdain of She-Who-Was) Score(5.0)
  13605. > Display(cast 1 blessing of she-who-was)
  13606. > REJECT: Command(summon 10) Effect(The Pleasures of the Flesh) Score(1.0)
  13607. > Display(summon 10)
  13608.  
  13609. equip hat wad of used tape
  13610.  
  13611. equip weapon oversized pipe
  13612.  
  13613. equip off-hand oversized pipe
  13614.  
  13615. equip pants flowing hippy skirt
  13616.  
  13617. equip acc2 training legwarmers
  13618.  
  13619. equip acc3 Iron Beta of Industry
  13620.  
  13621. equip familiar tiny bowler
  13622.  
  13623. Tower: Contest Booth
  13624. Registering for the Smartest Adventurer Contest
  13625.  
  13626. use 1 colorful toad
  13627. You acquire an effect: All Glory To the Toad (10)
  13628. > Elemental Test: spooky
  13629.  
  13630. cast 1 Dirge of Dreadfulness
  13631. You acquire an effect: Dirge of Dreadfulness (10)
  13632.  
  13633. cast 1 Snarl of the Timberwolf
  13634. You lose an effect: Suspicious Gaze (-10)
  13635. You acquire an effect: Snarl of the Timberwolf (0)
  13636. > Added -tie to maximize
  13637. > Desired maximize: spooky dmg, spooky spell dmg -equip snow suit -tie
  13638. > REJECT: Item(wad of used tape) Score(0.0)
  13639. > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: wad of used tape</font>)
  13640. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶9086) Item(haunted bindle) Score(20.0)
  13641. > Display(equip weapon haunted bindle)
  13642. > REJECT: Command(unequip off-hand) Item(oversized pipe) Score(0.0)
  13643. > Display(unequip off-hand)
  13644. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  13645. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  13646. > REJECT: Item(astral shirt) Score(0.0)
  13647. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: astral shirt</font>)
  13648. > REJECT: Item(flowing hippy skirt) Score(0.0)
  13649. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: flowing hippy skirt</font>)
  13650. > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
  13651. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
  13652. > REJECT: Item(training legwarmers) Score(0.0)
  13653. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc2: training legwarmers</font>)
  13654. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶2618) Item(Iiti Kitty phone charm) Score(15.0)
  13655. > Display(equip acc3 Iiti Kitty phone charm)
  13656. > REJECT: Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
  13657. > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: tiny bowler</font>)
  13658. > REJECT: Skill(Bend Hell) Command(cast 1 Bend Hell) Effect(Bendin' Hell) Score(45.0)
  13659. > Display(cast 1 Bend Hell)
  13660. > REJECT: Item(bottle of Evermore) Effect(The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight) Score(40.0)
  13661. > Display(<font color=gray>drink 1 bottle of Evermore)
  13662. > REJECT: Skill(Blessing of She-Who-Was) Command(cast 1 blessing of she-who-was) Effect(Disdain of She-Who-Was) Score(5.0)
  13663. > Display(cast 1 blessing of she-who-was)
  13664. > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance damage.enh) Effect(damage.enh) Score(5.0)
  13665. > Display(terminal enhance damage.enh)
  13666. > REJECT: Command(chew 1 spooky jelly) Item(spooky jelly) Effect(Spooky Jellied) Score(5.0)
  13667. > Display(chew 1 spooky jelly)
  13668. > USE: Command(use 1 cigar box turtle) Item(cigar box turtle) Effect(Colorful Gratitude) Score(5.0)
  13669. > Display(use 1 cigar box turtle)
  13670.  
  13671. equip weapon haunted bindle
  13672.  
  13673. equip pants pantogram pants
  13674.  
  13675. equip acc2 Iiti Kitty phone charm
  13676.  
  13677. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  13678.  
  13679. Tower: Contest Booth
  13680. Registering for the Spookiest Adventurer Contest
  13681.  
  13682. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  13683.  
  13684. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  13685.  
  13686. equip weapon oversized pipe
  13687.  
  13688. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  13689.  
  13690. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  13691.  
  13692. familiar lock
  13693.  
  13694. familiar Intergnat (38 lbs)
  13695.  
  13696. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  13697. You gain 29 Muscularity Points
  13698. > Pre Adventure at Fastest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  13699.  
  13700. [622] Rest in your dwelling
  13701. You gain 39 hit points
  13702. You gain 80 Muscularity Points
  13703.  
  13704. [622] Rest in your dwelling
  13705. You gain 39 hit points
  13706. You gain 80 Muscularity Points
  13707.  
  13708. [622] Fastest Adventurer Contest
  13709. Encounter: The Tasmanian Dervish WITH BACON!!!
  13710. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13711. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13712. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13713. Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish drops 35 attack power.
  13714. Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish drops 20 defense.
  13715. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13716. Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  13717. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13718. Round 3: Tasmanian Dervish takes 24 damage.
  13719. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13720. Round 3: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  13721. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13722. Round 4: Tasmanian Dervish drops 15 attack power.
  13723. Round 4: Tasmanian Dervish drops 8 defense.
  13724. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13725. Round 4: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  13726. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13727. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13728. Round 5: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  13729. Round 5: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
  13730. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13731. Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13732. Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
  13733. Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 6 damage.
  13734. Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
  13735. Round 6: You lose 32 hit points
  13736. Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  13737. Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 6 damage.
  13738. Round 6: You lose 31 hit points
  13739. Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 12 damage.
  13740. Round 6: Tasmanian Dervish takes 3 damage.
  13741. Round 6: You lose 31 hit points
  13742. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13743. Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13744. Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  13745. Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 11 damage.
  13746. Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
  13747. Round 7: You lose 32 hit points
  13748. Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 10 damage.
  13749. Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 3 damage.
  13750. Round 7: You lose 32 hit points
  13751. Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 11 damage.
  13752. Round 7: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
  13753. Round 7: You lose 32 hit points
  13754. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13755. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 367 damage.
  13756. Round 8: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13757. Round 8: Tasmanian Dervish takes 9 damage.
  13758. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  13759. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  13760. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  13761. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  13762. You gain 14 Meat.
  13763. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  13764. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  13765. After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  13766. After Battle: You gain 76 Fortitude
  13767. You gain a Muscle point!
  13768. After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
  13769. After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm
  13770.  
  13771. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  13772. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  13773.  
  13774. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  13775. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  13776.  
  13777. cast 1 Astral Shell
  13778. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  13779.  
  13780. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  13781. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  13782.  
  13783. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  13784. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  13785.  
  13786. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  13787. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  13788.  
  13789. cast 1 Blubber Up
  13790. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  13791.  
  13792. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  13793. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  13794.  
  13795. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  13796. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  13797.  
  13798. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  13799. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  13800.  
  13801. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  13802. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  13803.  
  13804. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13805. You gain 242 hit points
  13806. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13807. > Turn(622): Starting with 89 left at Level: 13
  13808. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 25.28125
  13809. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  13810. > HP: 811/811, MP: 96/687
  13811. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  13812. > ML: 45 control: 0
  13813. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13814. > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  13815.  
  13816. use 1 natural fennel soda
  13817. You gain 117 Muscularity Points
  13818.  
  13819. [623] Smartest Adventurer Contest
  13820. Encounter: Metaphysical Gastronomist AND TESLA!
  13821. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13822. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13823. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13824. Round 2: Metaphysical Gastronomist drops 26 attack power.
  13825. Round 2: Metaphysical Gastronomist drops 26 defense.
  13826. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13827. Round 2: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
  13828. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13829. Round 3: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 24 damage.
  13830. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13831. Round 3: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
  13832. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13833. Round 4: Metaphysical Gastronomist drops 11 attack power.
  13834. Round 4: Metaphysical Gastronomist drops 11 defense.
  13835. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13836. Round 4: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
  13837. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13838. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13839. Round 5: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
  13840. Round 5: Isabella bites your foe on the leg and shakes them violently, as Saint Patrick was famous for doing all the time.
  13841. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13842. Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13843. Round 6: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 9 damage.
  13844. Round 6: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
  13845. Round 6: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 7 damage.
  13846. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  13847. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13848. Round 7: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 245 damage.
  13849. Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
  13850. Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13851. Round 7: Metaphysical Gastronomist takes 10 damage.
  13852. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  13853. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you and FettuciniBlaster took turns doing benchpresses with Deft Alan's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  13854. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  13855. You gain 13 Meat.
  13856. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  13857. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  13858. After Battle: You gain 79 Muscularity Points
  13859. You acquire an item: BACON
  13860. After Battle: Isabella roars like a savage beast, straining against his Saint Patrick costume. It's very inspiring! (+4 Muscle Stats)
  13861. After Battle: You gain 46 Muscleboundness
  13862. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  13863. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  13864.  
  13865. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  13866. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  13867.  
  13868. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  13869. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  13870.  
  13871. cast 1 Astral Shell
  13872. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  13873.  
  13874. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  13875. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  13876.  
  13877. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  13878. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  13879.  
  13880. cast 1 Scarysauce
  13881. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  13882.  
  13883. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  13884. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  13885.  
  13886. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  13887. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  13888.  
  13889. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  13890. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  13891.  
  13892. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  13893. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  13894.  
  13895. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  13896. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  13897.  
  13898. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  13899. You gain 2 hit points
  13900. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13901. > Turn(623): Starting with 88 left at Level: 13
  13902. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.34375
  13903. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  13904. > HP: 811/811, MP: 174/687
  13905. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  13906. > ML: 45 control: 0
  13907. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13908. > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  13909.  
  13910. [624] Smartest Adventurer Contest
  13911. Encounter: Kleptobrainiac WITH SCIENCE!
  13912. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13913. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13914. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  13915. Round 2: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 attack power.
  13916. Round 2: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
  13917. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13918. Round 2: Kleptobrainiac takes 9 damage.
  13919. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13920. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 22 attack power.
  13921. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 29 defense.
  13922. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 attack power.
  13923. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 defense.
  13924. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13925. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
  13926. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13927. Round 4: Kleptobrainiac takes 24 damage.
  13928. Round 4: Kleptobrainiac drops 8 attack power.
  13929. Round 4: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 defense.
  13930. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13931. Round 4: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
  13932. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  13933. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  13934. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  13935. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  13936. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  13937. You gain 13 Meat.
  13938. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Brown's Third Law of Math says any two objects exert compressed tenure on each other, regardless of their radiation!"
  13939. You acquire an item: BACON
  13940. After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  13941. After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness
  13942. After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
  13943. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  13944.  
  13945. cast 1 Scarysauce
  13946. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  13947. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13948. > Turn(624): Starting with 87 left at Level: 13
  13949. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.78125
  13950. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  13951. > HP: 811/811, MP: 165/659
  13952. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  13953. > ML: 45 control: 0
  13954. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  13955. > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  13956.  
  13957. [625] Smartest Adventurer Contest
  13958. Encounter: Accountant-Barbarian WITH BACON!!!
  13959. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  13960. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  13961. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  13962. Round 2: Accountant-Barbarian drops 31 attack power.
  13963. Round 2: Accountant-Barbarian drops 19 defense.
  13964. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13965. Round 2: Accountant-Barbarian takes 10 damage.
  13966. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  13967. Round 3: Accountant-Barbarian takes 24 damage.
  13968. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13969. Round 3: Accountant-Barbarian takes 10 damage.
  13970. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  13971. Round 4: Accountant-Barbarian drops 13 attack power.
  13972. Round 4: Accountant-Barbarian drops 8 defense.
  13973. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13974. Round 4: Accountant-Barbarian takes 10 damage.
  13975. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13976. Round 5: Accountant-Barbarian takes 256 damage.
  13977. Round 5: You gain 4 hit points
  13978. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  13979. Round 5: Accountant-Barbarian takes 10 damage.
  13980. Round 5: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
  13981. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  13982. Round 6: Accountant-Barbarian takes 285 damage.
  13983. Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
  13984. Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  13985. Round 6: Accountant-Barbarian takes 9 damage.
  13986. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  13987. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and SealKid totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  13988. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  13989. You gain 10 Meat.
  13990. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  13991. You acquire an item: bottle of Red-Out
  13992. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  13993. After Battle: Isabella roars like a savage beast, straining against his Saint Patrick costume. It's very inspiring! (+4 Muscle Stats)
  13994. After Battle: You gain 56 Muscleboundness
  13995. After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
  13996. After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
  13997. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  13998. > Turn(625): Starting with 86 left at Level: 13
  13999. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.21875
  14000. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  14001. > HP: 811/811, MP: 171/659
  14002. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14003. > ML: 45 control: 0
  14004. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14005. > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  14006.  
  14007. [626] Smartest Adventurer Contest
  14008. Encounter: Kleptobrainiac AND TESLA!
  14009. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14010. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14011. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14012. Round 2: Kleptobrainiac drops 8 attack power.
  14013. Round 2: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
  14014. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14015. Round 2: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
  14016. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14017. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 24 attack power.
  14018. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 32 defense.
  14019. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 attack power.
  14020. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 defense.
  14021. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14022. Round 3: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
  14023. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  14024. Round 4: Kleptobrainiac takes 24 damage.
  14025. Round 4: Kleptobrainiac drops 8 attack power.
  14026. Round 4: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
  14027. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14028. Round 4: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
  14029. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14030. Round 5: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 attack power.
  14031. Round 5: Kleptobrainiac drops 13 defense.
  14032. Round 5: Kleptobrainiac drops 11 attack power.
  14033. Round 5: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 defense.
  14034. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  14035. Round 5: Kleptobrainiac takes 9 damage.
  14036. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14037. Round 6: Kleptobrainiac drops 11 attack power.
  14038. Round 6: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
  14039. Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14040. Round 6: Kleptobrainiac takes 10 damage.
  14041. Round 6: Isabella chomps your foe on the torso and refuses to let go. That's that famous Saint Patrick tenacity at work.
  14042. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14043. Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 185 damage.
  14044. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  14045. Round 7: Kleptobrainiac drops 10 attack power.
  14046. Round 7: Kleptobrainiac drops 9 defense.
  14047. Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  14048. Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 9 damage.
  14049. Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 11 damage.
  14050. Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 3 damage.
  14051. Round 7: Kleptobrainiac takes 8 damage.
  14052. Round 7: You lose 6 hit points
  14053. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  14054. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Willard the Hateful took turns doing benchpresses with FettuciniWonderFighter's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  14055. After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
  14056. You gain 11 Meat.
  14057. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  14058. You acquire an item: pickpocket protector
  14059. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  14060. After Battle: You gain 81 Muscularity Points
  14061. You acquire an item: BACON
  14062. After Battle: You give Saint Isabella a pat on the head, which might possibly be sacrilegious, and uh... I guess that results in you getting a little stronger somehow. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  14063. After Battle: You gain 59 Beefiness
  14064. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  14065. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  14066.  
  14067. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  14068. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  14069.  
  14070. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  14071. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  14072. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14073. > Turn(626): Starting with 85 left at Level: 13
  14074. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.65625
  14075. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  14076. > HP: 808/808, MP: 251/654
  14077. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14078. > ML: 45 control: 0
  14079. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14080. > Pre Adventure at Smartest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  14081.  
  14082. [627] Smartest Adventurer Contest
  14083. Encounter: The Mastermind WITH BACON!!!
  14084. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14085. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14086. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  14087. Round 2: The Mastermind drops 11 attack power.
  14088. Round 2: The Mastermind drops 11 defense.
  14089. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14090. Round 2: The Mastermind takes 10 damage.
  14091. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14092. Round 3: The Mastermind drops 29 attack power.
  14093. Round 3: The Mastermind drops 29 defense.
  14094. Round 3: The Mastermind drops 10 attack power.
  14095. Round 3: The Mastermind drops 13 defense.
  14096. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  14097. Round 3: The Mastermind takes 9 damage.
  14098. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  14099. Round 4: The Mastermind takes 24 damage.
  14100. Round 4: The Mastermind drops 12 attack power.
  14101. Round 4: The Mastermind drops 10 defense.
  14102. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  14103. Round 4: The Mastermind takes 9 damage.
  14104. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14105. Round 5: The Mastermind drops 11 attack power.
  14106. Round 5: The Mastermind drops 11 defense.
  14107. Round 5: The Mastermind drops 11 attack power.
  14108. Round 5: The Mastermind drops 11 defense.
  14109. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 9 damage.
  14110. Round 5: The Mastermind takes 9 damage.
  14111. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14112. Round 6: The Mastermind drops 10 attack power.
  14113. Round 6: The Mastermind drops 12 defense.
  14114. Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14115. Round 6: The Mastermind takes 10 damage.
  14116. Round 6: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
  14117. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14118. Round 7: The Mastermind takes 259 damage.
  14119. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  14120. Round 7: The Mastermind drops 12 attack power.
  14121. Round 7: The Mastermind drops 12 defense.
  14122. Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14123. Round 7: The Mastermind takes 10 damage.
  14124. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  14125. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when Octarine Bailey taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  14126. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  14127. You gain 13 Meat.
  14128. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  14129. You acquire an item: sinister-looking cat
  14130. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  14131. After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  14132. After Battle: You gain 56 Fortitude
  14133. After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
  14134. After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
  14135.  
  14136. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  14137. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  14138.  
  14139. cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
  14140. You acquire an effect: Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere (5)
  14141.  
  14142. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  14143. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  14144.  
  14145. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  14146. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  14147. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14148. > Turn(627): Starting with 84 left at Level: 13
  14149. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 23.09375
  14150. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  14151. > HP: 808/808, MP: 218/654
  14152. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14153. > ML: 45 control: 0
  14154. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14155. > Pre Adventure at Spookiest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  14156.  
  14157. [628] Spookiest Adventurer Contest
  14158. Encounter: Ghostpuncher NAMED NEIL
  14159. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14160. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14161. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14162. Round 2: Ghostpuncher drops 32 attack power.
  14163. Round 2: Ghostpuncher drops 18 defense.
  14164. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 26 damage.
  14165. Round 2: Ghostpuncher takes 26 damage.
  14166. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  14167. Round 2: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
  14168. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  14169. Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 24 damage.
  14170. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 24 damage.
  14171. Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 24 damage.
  14172. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  14173. Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 9 damage.
  14174. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14175. Round 4: Ghostpuncher drops 14 attack power.
  14176. Round 4: Ghostpuncher drops 8 defense.
  14177. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
  14178. Round 4: Ghostpuncher takes 19 damage.
  14179. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  14180. Round 4: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
  14181. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14182. Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 305 damage.
  14183. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  14184. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 21 damage.
  14185. Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 21 damage.
  14186. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  14187. Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
  14188. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  14189. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when VoidToby bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  14190. You acquire an item: spooky mushroom
  14191. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  14192. You gain 15 Meat.
  14193. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  14194. You acquire an item: BACON
  14195. After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  14196. After Battle: You gain 67 Strongness
  14197. You gain a Muscle point!
  14198. After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
  14199. You gain a Mysticality point!
  14200. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  14201.  
  14202. cast 1 Astral Shell
  14203. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  14204.  
  14205. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  14206. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  14207.  
  14208. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  14209. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  14210.  
  14211. cast 1 Scarysauce
  14212. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  14213.  
  14214. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  14215. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  14216.  
  14217. cast 1 Disco Fever
  14218. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  14219. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14220. > Turn(628): Starting with 83 left at Level: 13
  14221. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.21875
  14222. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  14223. > HP: 812/812, MP: 170/659
  14224. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14225. > ML: 45 control: 0
  14226. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14227. > Pre Adventure at Spookiest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  14228.  
  14229. [629] Spookiest Adventurer Contest
  14230. Encounter: Ghostpuncher AND TESLA!
  14231. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14232. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14233. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14234. Round 2: Ghostpuncher drops 34 attack power.
  14235. Round 2: Ghostpuncher drops 20 defense.
  14236. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  14237. Round 2: Ghostpuncher takes 9 damage.
  14238. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  14239. Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 24 damage.
  14240. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  14241. Round 3: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
  14242. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14243. Round 4: Ghostpuncher drops 14 attack power.
  14244. Round 4: Ghostpuncher drops 8 defense.
  14245. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  14246. Round 4: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
  14247. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14248. Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 264 damage.
  14249. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  14250. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  14251. Round 5: Ghostpuncher takes 9 damage.
  14252. Round 5: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
  14253. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14254. Round 6: Ghostpuncher takes 260 damage.
  14255. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  14256. Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  14257. Round 6: Ghostpuncher takes 10 damage.
  14258. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14259. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  14260. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  14261. You gain 11 Meat.
  14262. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  14263. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  14264. After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
  14265. You acquire an item: BACON
  14266. After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  14267. After Battle: You gain 57 Strengthliness
  14268. After Battle: You gain 26 Mysteriousness
  14269. After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
  14270.  
  14271. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  14272. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  14273. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14274. > Turn(629): Starting with 82 left at Level: 13
  14275. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 22.65625
  14276. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  14277. > HP: 812/812, MP: 219/659
  14278. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14279. > ML: 45 control: 0
  14280. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14281. > Pre Adventure at Spookiest Adventurer Contest done, beep.
  14282.  
  14283. [630] Spookiest Adventurer Contest
  14284. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Arthur Frankenstein
  14285. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14286. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14287. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14288. Round 2: Arthur Frankenstein drops 35 attack power.
  14289. Round 2: Arthur Frankenstein drops 20 defense.
  14290. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14291. Round 2: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
  14292. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  14293. Round 3: Arthur Frankenstein takes 24 damage.
  14294. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14295. Round 3: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
  14296. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14297. Round 4: Arthur Frankenstein drops 15 attack power.
  14298. Round 4: Arthur Frankenstein drops 8 defense.
  14299. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14300. Round 4: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
  14301. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14302. Round 5: Arthur Frankenstein takes 245 damage.
  14303. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  14304. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14305. Round 5: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
  14306. Round 5: Isabella, clad in his already-intimidating Saint Patrick costume, bares his teeth even more intimidatingly. Your opponent is far too intimidated to attack.
  14307. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14308. Round 6: Arthur Frankenstein takes 321 damage.
  14309. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  14310. Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking him for 10 damage.
  14311. Round 6: Arthur Frankenstein takes 10 damage.
  14312. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14313. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when both WisteriaBeast and TequilaWhatever complimented you on your dancing.
  14314. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  14315. You gain 10 Meat.
  14316. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  14317. You acquire an item: spare neck bolts
  14318. After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle with "Team Edward" painted on the side.
  14319. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  14320. You acquire an item: BACON
  14321. After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  14322. After Battle: You gain 68 Strengthliness
  14323. After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
  14324. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  14325. You gain a Moxie point!
  14326. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14327. > Turn(630): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
  14328. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.28125
  14329. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  14330. > HP: 812/812, MP: 224/659
  14331. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14332. > ML: 45 control: 0
  14333. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14334. > The NS Challenges are over! Victory is ours!
  14335.  
  14336. Tower: Contest Booth
  14337. Claiming your prize
  14338. You acquire an item: World's Best Adventurer sash
  14339. > Turn(630): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
  14340. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.28125
  14341. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 295.71651780264983
  14342. > HP: 812/812, MP: 224/659
  14343. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14344. > ML: 45 control: 0
  14345. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14346.  
  14347. equip acc2 World's Best Adventurer sash
  14348.  
  14349. Tower: Closing Ceremony
  14350. Encounter: Closing Ceremony
  14351. Encounter: Meet Frank
  14352. Encounter: Meet Frank
  14353. > Turn(630): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
  14354. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.65625
  14355. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
  14356. > HP: 812/982, MP: 224/804
  14357. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14358. > ML: 25 control: 0
  14359. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14360. > Turn(630): Starting with 81 left at Level: 13
  14361. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 21.65625
  14362. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
  14363. > HP: 812/982, MP: 224/804
  14364. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14365. > ML: 25 control: 0
  14366. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14367. > Hedge maze not solved, the mysteries are still there (correcting step5 -> step4)
  14368.  
  14369. telescope look low
  14370. > Hedge Maze 1: stench
  14371. > Hedge Maze 2: sleaze
  14372. > Hedge Maze 3: cold
  14373. > Added -tie to maximize
  14374. > Desired maximize: stench res, sleaze res, cold res -equip snow suit -tie
  14375. > USE: Command(equip hat ¶306) Item(Knob Goblin harem veil) Score(1.0)
  14376. > Display(equip hat Knob Goblin harem veil)
  14377. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶596) Item(titanium assault umbrella) Score(3.0)
  14378. > Display(equip weapon titanium assault umbrella)
  14379. > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶9095) Item(standards and practices guide) Score(2.0)
  14380. > Display(equip off-hand standards and practices guide)
  14381. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  14382. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  14383. > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
  14384. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
  14385. > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
  14386. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
  14387. > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶8700) Item(training legwarmers) Score(15.0)
  14388. > Display(equip acc1 training legwarmers)
  14389. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(3.0)
  14390. > Display(equip acc2 ghost of a necklace)
  14391. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶2033) Item(round purple sunglasses) Score(1.0)
  14392. > Display(equip acc3 round purple sunglasses)
  14393. > REJECT: Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
  14394. > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: tiny bowler</font>)
  14395. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(9.0)
  14396. > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
  14397. > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Greasy) Effect(Synthesis: Greasy) Score(9.0)
  14398. > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Greasy)
  14399. > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Pungent) Effect(Synthesis: Pungent) Score(9.0)
  14400. > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Pungent)
  14401. > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Cold) Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
  14402. > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
  14403. > USE: Command(use 1 pec oil) Item(pec oil) Effect(Oiled-Up) Score(6.0)
  14404. > Display(use 1 pec oil)
  14405. > USE: Command(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay) Item(Oil of Parrrlay) Effect(Well-Oiled) Score(3.0)
  14406. > Display(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay)
  14407. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(3.0)
  14408. > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
  14409. > REJECT: Command(chew 1 stench wad) Item(stench wad) Effect(Stenchtastic) Score(2.0)
  14410. > Display(chew 1 stench wad)
  14411. > USE: Command(use 1 Polysniff Perfume) Item(Polysniff Perfume) Effect(Neutered Nostrils) Score(2.0)
  14412. > Display(use 1 Polysniff Perfume)
  14413.  
  14414. equip hat Knob Goblin harem veil
  14415.  
  14416. equip weapon titanium assault umbrella
  14417.  
  14418. equip off-hand standards and practices guide
  14419.  
  14420. equip shirt astral shirt
  14421.  
  14422. equip acc1 training legwarmers
  14423.  
  14424. equip acc2 ghost of a necklace
  14425.  
  14426. equip acc3 round purple sunglasses
  14427.  
  14428. [631] The Hedge Maze (Room 1)
  14429. Encounter: 'Allo
  14430.  
  14431. [632] The Hedge Maze (Room 4)
  14432. Encounter: Pooling Your Resources
  14433. You lose 121 hit points
  14434.  
  14435. [633] The Hedge Maze (Room 7)
  14436. Encounter: Of Mouseholes and Manholes
  14437. You lose 64 hit points
  14438.  
  14439. [634] The Hedge Maze (Room 9)
  14440. Encounter: Mazel Tov!
  14441. You lose 60 hit points
  14442. > Turn(634): Starting with 77 left at Level: 13
  14443. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 9.4
  14444. > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 255.71651780264983
  14445. > HP: 442/548, MP: 296/376
  14446. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14447. > ML: 0 control: 0
  14448. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14449.  
  14450. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  14451.  
  14452. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  14453.  
  14454. equip weapon oversized pipe
  14455.  
  14456. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  14457.  
  14458. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  14459.  
  14460. equip acc2 World's Best Adventurer sash
  14461.  
  14462. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  14463. > Turn(634): Starting with 77 left at Level: 13
  14464. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.65625
  14465. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
  14466. > HP: 442/846, MP: 296/574
  14467. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14468. > ML: 25 control: 0
  14469. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14470.  
  14471. Trade 1 star chart, 8 star, 7 line
  14472. You acquire an item: Richard's star key
  14473.  
  14474. Trade 30 white pixel
  14475. You acquire an item: digital key
  14476.  
  14477. [635] Tower Door
  14478. Tower Door: skeleton lock
  14479.  
  14480. trading 1 fat loot token for 1 Boris's key
  14481. You acquire an item: Boris's key
  14482. Tower Door: Boris's lock
  14483.  
  14484. trading 1 fat loot token for 1 Jarlsberg's key
  14485. You acquire an item: Jarlsberg's key
  14486. Tower Door: Jarlsberg's lock
  14487.  
  14488. trading 1 fat loot token for 1 Sneaky Pete's key
  14489. You acquire an item: Sneaky Pete's key
  14490. Tower Door: Sneaky Pete's lock
  14491. Tower Door: star lock
  14492. Tower Door: digital lock
  14493. Tower Door: doorknob
  14494. > Turn(634): Starting with 77 left at Level: 13
  14495. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 21.65625
  14496. > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 275.71651780264983
  14497. > HP: 442/846, MP: 296/574
  14498. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14499. > ML: 25 control: 0
  14500. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14501.  
  14502. equip shirt astral shirt
  14503.  
  14504. equip acc1 hippy protest button
  14505.  
  14506. use 1 glob of spoiled mayo
  14507. You acquire an effect: Mayeaugh (10)
  14508.  
  14509. equip off-hand smirking shrunken head
  14510.  
  14511. equip acc3 bottle opener belt buckle
  14512. > I think I have 14 sources of damage, let's do this!
  14513.  
  14514. familiar Imitation Crab (21 lbs)
  14515. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  14516. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  14517.  
  14518. [635] Tower Level 1
  14519. Encounter: wall of skin
  14520. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14521. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  14522.  
  14523. [635] Noob Cave
  14524. Encounter: wall of skin
  14525. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14526. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14527. Round 1: Arbos uses the beehive!
  14528. Round 2: Gorg scuttles sideways towards your foe and pinches it with both claws, dealing 1 (+1) damage.
  14529. Round 2: wall of skin takes 2 damage.
  14530. Round 2: Gorg pinches it again, dealing an additional 1 (+1) damage before scuttling back to your side.
  14531. Round 2: wall of skin takes 2 damage.
  14532. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  14533. Round 2: Gorg pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 1 damage.
  14534. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  14535. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  14536. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  14537. You gain 11 Meat.
  14538. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
  14539. After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
  14540. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  14541.  
  14542. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  14543. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  14544.  
  14545. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  14546. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  14547.  
  14548. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  14549. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  14550.  
  14551. cast 1 Astral Shell
  14552. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  14553.  
  14554. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  14555. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  14556.  
  14557. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  14558. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  14559.  
  14560. cast 1 Scarysauce
  14561. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  14562.  
  14563. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  14564. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  14565.  
  14566. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  14567. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  14568.  
  14569. cast 1 Blubber Up
  14570. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  14571.  
  14572. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  14573. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  14574.  
  14575. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  14576. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  14577.  
  14578. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14579. You gain 346 hit points
  14580. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14581. > Turn(635): Starting with 76 left at Level: 13
  14582. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 1.7000000000000002
  14583. > Meat Drop: 70.0 Item Drop: 180.0
  14584. > HP: 795/795, MP: 163/510
  14585. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14586. > ML: 0 control: 0
  14587. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14588.  
  14589. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  14590.  
  14591. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  14592.  
  14593. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  14594.  
  14595. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  14596.  
  14597. cast 1 Disco Leer
  14598. You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
  14599.  
  14600. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  14601. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10)
  14602. > Added -tie to maximize
  14603. > Desired maximize: meat drop, -equip snow suit, switch Hobo Monkey, switch rockin' robin, switch adventurous spelunker, switch Grimstone Golem, switch Fist Turkey, switch Unconscious Collective, switch Golden Monkey, switch Angry Jung Man, switch Leprechaun -tie
  14604. > USE: Command(equip hat ¶9694) Item(wad of used tape) Score(30.0)
  14605. > Display(equip hat wad of used tape)
  14606. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶7) Item(saucepan) Score(5.0)
  14607. > Display(equip weapon saucepan)
  14608. > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶3961) Item(fancy opera glasses) Score(5.0)
  14609. > Display(equip off-hand fancy opera glasses)
  14610. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  14611. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  14612. > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
  14613. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
  14614. > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
  14615. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
  14616. > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
  14617. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
  14618. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶9091) Item(Mr. Screege's spectacles) Score(20.0)
  14619. > Display(equip acc2 Mr. Screege's spectacles)
  14620. > REJECT: Item(gold detective badge) Score(0.0)
  14621. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: gold detective badge</font>)
  14622. > USE: Command(familiar Hobo Monkey) Score(173.55779762643567)
  14623. > Display(familiar Hobo Monkey)
  14624. > REJECT: Command(unequip familiar) Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
  14625. > Display(unequip familiar)
  14626. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Greed) Score(300.0)
  14627. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Greed)
  14628. > USE: Command(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Item(Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Effect(Always be Collecting) Score(100.0)
  14629. > Display(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting)
  14630. > REJECT: Command(summon 2) Effect(Preternatural Greed) Score(100.0)
  14631. > Display(summon 2)
  14632. > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance meat.enh) Effect(meat.enh) Score(60.0)
  14633. > Display(terminal enhance meat.enh)
  14634. > REJECT: Command(drink 1 soilzerac) Item(soilzerac) Effect(Here's Mud in Your Eye) Score(50.0)
  14635. > Display(drink 1 soilzerac)
  14636. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive observantly) Effect(Driving Observantly) Score(50.0)
  14637. > Display(asdonmartin drive observantly)
  14638. > REJECT: Effect(Winklered) Score(40.0)
  14639. > Display(<font color=gray>concert Winklered)
  14640. > USE: Command(use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray) Item(Knob Goblin nasal spray) Effect(Wasabi Sinuses) Score(30.0)
  14641. > Display(use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray)
  14642. > REJECT: Skill(Bind Lasagmbie) Command(cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie) Effect(Pasta Eyeball) Score(10.0)
  14643. > Display(cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie)
  14644.  
  14645. equip hat wad of used tape
  14646.  
  14647. equip weapon saucepan
  14648.  
  14649. equip off-hand fancy opera glasses
  14650.  
  14651. equip shirt astral shirt
  14652.  
  14653. equip acc1 Mr. Screege's spectacles
  14654.  
  14655. familiar Hobo Monkey (26 lbs)
  14656. unequip familiarequip
  14657.  
  14658. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14659. You gain 55 hit points
  14660. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  14661. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  14662.  
  14663. [636] Tower Level 2
  14664. Encounter: wall of meat
  14665. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14666. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  14667.  
  14668. [636] Noob Cave
  14669. Encounter: wall of meat
  14670. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14671. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14672. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14673. Round 2: wall of meat drops 20 attack power.
  14674. Round 2: wall of meat drops 20 defense.
  14675. Round 2: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  14676. You gain 61 Meat.
  14677. Round 2: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  14678. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14679. Round 3: wall of meat drops 9 attack power.
  14680. Round 3: wall of meat drops 9 defense.
  14681. Round 3: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
  14682. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14683. Round 4: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
  14684. Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
  14685. Round 4: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  14686. Round 4: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  14687. Round 4: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
  14688. Round 4: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
  14689. Round 4: You lose 139 hit points
  14690. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14691. Round 5: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
  14692. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  14693. Round 5: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  14694. Round 5: wall of meat takes 12 damage.
  14695. Round 5: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  14696. Round 5: wall of meat takes 2 damage.
  14697. Round 5: You lose 139 hit points
  14698. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14699. Round 6: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
  14700. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  14701. Round 6: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
  14702. Round 6: wall of meat takes 9 damage.
  14703. Round 6: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
  14704. Round 6: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  14705. Round 6: You lose 131 hit points
  14706. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14707. Round 7: wall of meat takes 197 damage.
  14708. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  14709. Round 7: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
  14710. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  14711. After Battle: Captain Linus waves his hands at you until you notice the Meat he's found. (+30% Meat Drops)
  14712. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  14713. You gain 981 Meat
  14714. You gain 11 Meat.
  14715. You gain 15 Meat.
  14716. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
  14717. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  14718. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  14719.  
  14720. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  14721. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  14722.  
  14723. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14724. You gain 380 hit points
  14725. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14726. > Turn(636): Starting with 75 left at Level: 13
  14727. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 1.7000000000000002
  14728. > Meat Drop: 393.55767262643883 Item Drop: 220.0
  14729. > HP: 816/816, MP: 104/559
  14730. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14731. > ML: 0 control: 0
  14732. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14733.  
  14734. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  14735.  
  14736. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  14737.  
  14738. equip weapon oversized pipe
  14739.  
  14740. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  14741.  
  14742. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  14743.  
  14744. equip familiar tiny bowler
  14745.  
  14746. familiar lock
  14747. > Added -tie to maximize
  14748. > Desired maximize: meat drop, -equip snow suit, switch Hobo Monkey, switch rockin' robin, switch adventurous spelunker, switch Grimstone Golem, switch Fist Turkey, switch Unconscious Collective, switch Golden Monkey, switch Angry Jung Man, switch Leprechaun -tie
  14749. > USE: Command(equip hat ¶9694) Item(wad of used tape) Score(30.0)
  14750. > Display(equip hat wad of used tape)
  14751. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶7) Item(saucepan) Score(5.0)
  14752. > Display(equip weapon saucepan)
  14753. > USE: Command(equip off-hand ¶3961) Item(fancy opera glasses) Score(5.0)
  14754. > Display(equip off-hand fancy opera glasses)
  14755. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  14756. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  14757. > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
  14758. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
  14759. > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
  14760. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
  14761. > REJECT: Item(Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase) Score(0.0)
  14762. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase</font>)
  14763. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶9091) Item(Mr. Screege's spectacles) Score(20.0)
  14764. > Display(equip acc2 Mr. Screege's spectacles)
  14765. > REJECT: Item(gold detective badge) Score(0.0)
  14766. > Display(<font color=gray>keep acc3: gold detective badge</font>)
  14767. > REJECT: Item(tiny bowler) Score(0.0)
  14768. > Display(<font color=gray>keep familiar: tiny bowler</font>)
  14769. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Greed) Score(300.0)
  14770. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Greed)
  14771. > USE: Command(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Item(Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting) Effect(Always be Collecting) Score(100.0)
  14772. > Display(use 1 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting)
  14773. > REJECT: Command(summon 2) Effect(Preternatural Greed) Score(100.0)
  14774. > Display(summon 2)
  14775. > REJECT: Command(witchess) Effect(Puzzle Champ) Score(77.9145461655811)
  14776. > Display(witchess)
  14777. > REJECT: Command(terminal enhance meat.enh) Effect(meat.enh) Score(60.0)
  14778. > Display(terminal enhance meat.enh)
  14779. > REJECT: Command(drink 1 soilzerac) Item(soilzerac) Effect(Here's Mud in Your Eye) Score(50.0)
  14780. > Display(drink 1 soilzerac)
  14781. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive observantly) Effect(Driving Observantly) Score(50.0)
  14782. > Display(asdonmartin drive observantly)
  14783. > REJECT: Effect(Winklered) Score(40.0)
  14784. > Display(<font color=gray>concert Winklered)
  14785. > USE: Command(use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray) Item(Knob Goblin nasal spray) Effect(Wasabi Sinuses) Score(30.0)
  14786. > Display(use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray)
  14787. > REJECT: Skill(Bind Lasagmbie) Command(cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie) Effect(Pasta Eyeball) Score(10.0)
  14788. > Display(cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie)
  14789.  
  14790. equip hat wad of used tape
  14791.  
  14792. equip weapon saucepan
  14793.  
  14794. equip off-hand fancy opera glasses
  14795.  
  14796. equip shirt astral shirt
  14797.  
  14798. equip acc1 Mr. Screege's spectacles
  14799.  
  14800. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14801. You gain 26 hit points
  14802. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  14803. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  14804.  
  14805. [637] Tower Level 2
  14806. Encounter: wall of meat
  14807. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14808. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  14809.  
  14810. [637] Noob Cave
  14811. Encounter: wall of meat
  14812. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14813. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14814. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  14815. Round 2: wall of meat drops 20 attack power.
  14816. Round 2: wall of meat drops 20 defense.
  14817. Round 2: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 12 damage.
  14818. Round 2: wall of meat takes 12 damage.
  14819. Round 2: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  14820. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  14821. Round 3: wall of meat drops 9 attack power.
  14822. Round 3: wall of meat drops 9 defense.
  14823. Round 3: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 11 damage.
  14824. Round 3: wall of meat takes 11 damage.
  14825. Round 3: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
  14826. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14827. Round 4: wall of meat takes 197 damage.
  14828. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
  14829. Round 4: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 10 damage.
  14830. Round 4: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  14831. Round 4: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
  14832. Round 4: wall of meat takes 9 damage.
  14833. Round 4: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
  14834. Round 4: wall of meat takes 3 damage.
  14835. Round 4: You lose 123 hit points
  14836. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14837. Round 5: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
  14838. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  14839. Round 5: Linus climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
  14840. You gain 76 Meat.
  14841. Round 5: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 12 damage.
  14842. Round 5: wall of meat takes 12 damage.
  14843. Round 5: wall of meat takes 4 damage.
  14844. Round 5: wall of meat takes 8 damage.
  14845. Round 5: wall of meat takes 1 damage.
  14846. Round 5: wall of meat takes 6 damage.
  14847. Round 5: You lose 139 hit points
  14848. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  14849. Round 6: wall of meat takes 198 damage.
  14850. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  14851. Round 6: Linus pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking it for 11 damage.
  14852. Round 6: wall of meat takes 11 damage.
  14853. Round 6: wall of meat takes 5 damage.
  14854. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  14855. After Battle: Captain Linus emits an enthusiastic &quot;Arrrr,&quot; grabs a shovel, and digs up some extra Meat for you. (+30% Meat Drops)
  14856. After Battle: Linus sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
  14857. You gain 826 Meat
  14858. You gain 12 Meat.
  14859. You gain 43 Meat.
  14860. After Battle: You gain 35 Muscleboundness
  14861. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  14862. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  14863.  
  14864. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  14865. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  14866. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14867. > Turn(637): Starting with 74 left at Level: 13
  14868. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 1.7000000000000002
  14869. > Meat Drop: 393.55767262643883 Item Drop: 220.0
  14870. > HP: 576/816, MP: 70/559
  14871. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14872. > ML: 0 control: 0
  14873. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14874.  
  14875. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  14876.  
  14877. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  14878.  
  14879. equip weapon oversized pipe
  14880.  
  14881. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  14882.  
  14883. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  14884.  
  14885. familiar Intergnat (38 lbs)
  14886. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  14887. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  14888.  
  14889. [638] Tower Level 3
  14890. Encounter: wall of bones AND TESLA!
  14891. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14892. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  14893.  
  14894. [638] Noob Cave
  14895. Encounter: wall of bones AND TESLA!
  14896. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14897. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14898. Round 1: Arbos uses the electric boning knife!
  14899. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it into the center of the group, sparing nobody and dealing 108 damage.
  14900. Round 2: wall of bones takes 108 damage.
  14901. Round 2: wall of bones takes 4 damage.
  14902. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  14903. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when both GreatThief and FluffyBeast complimented you on your dancing.
  14904. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  14905. You gain 13 Meat.
  14906. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  14907. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  14908. After Battle: You gain 56 Muscularity Points
  14909. You acquire an item: BACON
  14910. After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  14911. After Battle: You gain 194 Beefiness
  14912. You gain a Muscle point!
  14913. You gain a Level!
  14914. After Battle: You gain 57 Magicalness
  14915. After Battle: You gain 65 Chutzpah
  14916.  
  14917. cast 1 Astral Shell
  14918. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  14919.  
  14920. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  14921. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  14922.  
  14923. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  14924. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  14925.  
  14926. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  14927. You gain 253 hit points
  14928. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14929. > Turn(638): Starting with 73 left at Level: 14
  14930. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 9.625
  14931. > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
  14932. > HP: 848/848, MP: 85/574
  14933. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14934. > ML: 25 control: 0
  14935. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14936.  
  14937. [639] Tower Level 4
  14938. Encounter: The Mirror in the Tower has the View that is True
  14939. > Turn(638): Starting with 73 left at Level: 14
  14940. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 8.70625
  14941. > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 265.71651780264983
  14942. > HP: 848/848, MP: 85/574
  14943. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14944. > ML: 25 control: 0
  14945. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14946. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14947.  
  14948. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  14949. You gain 1 hit point
  14950. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  14951. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  14952.  
  14953. [639] Tower Level 5
  14954. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Shadow Whale Boxer
  14955. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  14956. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  14957.  
  14958. [639] Noob Cave
  14959. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Shadow Whale Boxer
  14960. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  14961. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  14962. Round 1: Arbos uses the gauze garter and uses the gauze garter!
  14963. Round 2: You gain 115 hit points
  14964. Round 2: You gain 110 hit points
  14965. Round 2: You lose 235 hit points
  14966. Round 2: Arbos uses the gauze garter and uses the gauze garter!
  14967. Round 3: You gain 105 hit points
  14968. Round 3: You gain 114 hit points
  14969. Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
  14970. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  14971. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  14972. You gain 10 Meat.
  14973. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  14974. After Battle: Isabella pops up unexpectedly, interrupting what you're doing, and shoves an advertisement in your face.
  14975. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
  14976. You acquire an item: BACON
  14977. After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  14978. After Battle: You gain 152 Beefiness
  14979. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  14980. After Battle: You gain 57 Smarm
  14981.  
  14982. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  14983. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  14984. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  14985. > Turn(639): Starting with 72 left at Level: 14
  14986. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 9.625
  14987. > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
  14988. > HP: 847/848, MP: 85/574
  14989. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14990. > ML: 25 control: 0
  14991. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14992. > Turn(639): Starting with 72 left at Level: 14
  14993. > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 9.625
  14994. > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
  14995. > HP: 847/848, MP: 85/574
  14996. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  14997. > ML: 25 control: 0
  14998. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  14999.  
  15000. Use 1 disassembled clover
  15001. You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
  15002.  
  15003. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  15004. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  15005. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
  15006. > About to start a combat indirectly at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)... (1) accesses required.
  15007.  
  15008. [640] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
  15009. Encounter: You Never Know What You're Gonna Find
  15010. You acquire an item: ruby W
  15011. You acquire an item: metallic A
  15012. You acquire an item: lowercase N
  15013. You acquire an item: original G
  15014. You acquire an item: heavy D
  15015.  
  15016. Combine 1 lowercase N + 1 heavy D
  15017. You acquire an item: ND
  15018. Crafting used 1 each of lowercase N and heavy D
  15019.  
  15020. Combine 1 metallic A + 1 ruby W
  15021. You acquire an item: WA
  15022. Crafting used 1 each of ruby W and metallic A
  15023.  
  15024. Combine 1 WA + 1 ND
  15025. You acquire an item: Wand of Nagamar
  15026. Crafting used 1 each of WA and ND
  15027. > Turn(640): Starting with 71 left at Level: 14
  15028. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 15.6953125
  15029. > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
  15030. > HP: 848/848, MP: 81/574
  15031. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  15032. > ML: 25 control: 0
  15033. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15034. > Turn(640): Starting with 71 left at Level: 14
  15035. > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 15.6953125
  15036. > Meat Drop: 160.0 Item Drop: 270.71651780264983
  15037. > HP: 848/848, MP: 81/574
  15038. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 13/14 Spleen: 0/15
  15039. > ML: 25 control: 0
  15040. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  15041. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  15042.  
  15043. equip hat beer helmet
  15044.  
  15045. equip back Misty Cloak
  15046.  
  15047. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  15048. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  15049. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
  15050. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  15051. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  15052.  
  15053. [641] The Naughty Sorceress' Chamber
  15054. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Naughty Sorceress
  15055. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15056. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  15057.  
  15058. [641] Noob Cave
  15059. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Naughty Sorceress
  15060. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15061. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15062. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15063. Round 2: Naughty Sorceress drops 22 attack power.
  15064. Round 2: Naughty Sorceress drops 20 defense.
  15065. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
  15066. Round 2: Naughty Sorceress takes 11 damage.
  15067. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15068. Round 3: You lose 9 hit points
  15069. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15070. Round 4: You lose 11 hit points
  15071. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15072. Round 5: Naughty Sorceress takes 136 damage.
  15073. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  15074. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  15075. Round 5: Naughty Sorceress takes 10 damage.
  15076. Round 5: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
  15077. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15078. Round 6: Naughty Sorceress takes 121 damage.
  15079. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  15080. Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
  15081. Round 6: Naughty Sorceress takes 11 damage.
  15082. Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
  15083. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15084. Round 7: Naughty Sorceress takes 121 damage.
  15085. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  15086. Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  15087. Round 7: Naughty Sorceress takes 10 damage.
  15088. Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
  15089. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15090. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15091. Round 9: Naughty Sorceress takes 129 damage.
  15092. Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
  15093. Round 9: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
  15094. Round 9: Naughty Sorceress takes 11 damage.
  15095. Round 9: You lose 10 hit points
  15096. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15097. Round 10: Naughty Sorceress takes 135 damage.
  15098. Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
  15099. Round 10: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  15100. Round 10: Naughty Sorceress takes 9 damage.
  15101. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  15102. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  15103. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  15104. You gain 11 Meat.
  15105. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  15106. After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle. The tag on it says "MONEY/LOVE/POWER SPELL money/love/power not guaranteed please remember to leave 5-star feedback"
  15107. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  15108. You acquire an item: BACON
  15109. After Battle: Saint Isabella barks or howls or makes whatever sort of excited animal noise is appropriate for a thing like Isabella, and this gets you pumped up. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  15110. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  15111. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  15112.  
  15113. [642] Noob Cave
  15114.  
  15115. [642] Noob Cave
  15116. Encounter: The Naughty Sorceress (2) NAMED NEIL
  15117. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15118. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  15119. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  15120. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  15121. Round 2: Naughty Sorceress (2) drops 23 attack power.
  15122. Round 2: Naughty Sorceress (2) drops 21 defense.
  15123. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 10 damage.
  15124. Round 2: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 10 damage.
  15125. Round 2: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  15126. Round 2: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
  15127. Round 2: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  15128. Round 3: Naughty Sorceress (2) drops 10 attack power.
  15129. Round 3: Naughty Sorceress (2) drops 9 defense.
  15130. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
  15131. Round 3: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 10 damage.
  15132. Round 3: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
  15133. Round 3: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 11 damage.
  15134. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15135. Round 4: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 112 damage.
  15136. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points
  15137. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 5 damage.
  15138. Round 4: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 5 damage.
  15139. Round 4: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  15140. Round 4: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
  15141. Round 4: Isabella bares his fangs at your foe in a not-particularly-saintly way; your foe hesitates for a moment.
  15142. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15143. Round 5: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 115 damage.
  15144. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  15145. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 6 damage.
  15146. Round 5: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 6 damage.
  15147. Round 5: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  15148. Round 5: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
  15149. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15150. Round 6: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 112 damage.
  15151. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  15152. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 5 damage.
  15153. Round 6: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 5 damage.
  15154. Round 6: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  15155. Round 6: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
  15156. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15157. Round 7: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 120 damage.
  15158. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  15159. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 9 damage.
  15160. Round 7: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
  15161. Round 7: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 11 damage.
  15162. Round 7: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 11 damage.
  15163. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15164. Round 8: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 121 damage.
  15165. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  15166. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 6 damage.
  15167. Round 8: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 6 damage.
  15168. Round 8: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  15169. Round 8: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
  15170. Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
  15171. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15172. Round 9: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 112 damage.
  15173. Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
  15174. Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 5 damage.
  15175. Round 9: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 5 damage.
  15176. Round 9: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 10 damage.
  15177. Round 9: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 10 damage.
  15178. Round 9: You lose 11 hit points
  15179. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  15180. Round 10: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 115 damage.
  15181. Round 10: You gain 10 hit points
  15182. Round 10: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
  15183. Round 10: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 10 damage.
  15184. Round 10: Isabella pulls out a tiny bowling ball and hurls it at your opponent, striking her for 9 damage.
  15185. Round 10: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 9 damage.
  15186. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  15187. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  15188. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  15189. You gain 14 Meat.
  15190. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  15191. You acquire an item: BACON
  15192. After Battle: Isabella roars like a savage beast, straining against his Saint Patrick costume. It's very inspiring! (+4 Muscle Stats)
  15193. After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
  15194. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  15195.  
  15196. [642] Noob Cave
  15197.  
  15198. [642] Noob Cave
  15199. Encounter: The Naughty Sorceress (3) AND TESLA!
  15200. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  15201. Round 1: Arbos wins the fight!
  15202. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled SuperBlaster the Cantankerous. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  15203. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  15204. You gain 15 Meat.
  15205. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  15206. You acquire an item: fiberglass fetish
  15207. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  15208. After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
  15209. You acquire an item: BACON
  15210. After Battle: Isabella growls and roars in typical Saint Patrick fashion, encouraging you to action. (+4 Muscle Stats)
  15211. After Battle: You gain 343 Muscleboundness
  15212. You gain a Muscle point!
  15213. After Battle: You gain 135 Wizardliness
  15214. You gain a Mysticality point!
  15215. After Battle: You gain 118 Sarcasm
  15216. You gain a Moxie point!
  15217. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  15218.  
  15219. [642] Freeing King Ralph
  15220.  
  15221. Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
  15222.  
  15223. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  15224.  
  15225. Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
  15226.  
  15227. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  15228. > Yay! The King is saved. I suppose you should do stuff.
  15229.  
  15230. [642] Freeing King Ralph
  15231.  
  15232. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  15233.  
  15234. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  15235.  
  15236. familiar Ms. Puck Man (6 lbs)
  15237.  
  15238. pull: 1 Snow Suit
  15239.  
  15240. equip familiar Snow Suit
  15241.  
  15242. equip acc3 Mr. Screege's spectacles
  15243. > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: -1
  15244.  
  15245. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  15246. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  15247. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  15248. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  15249. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer2
  15250. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer1
  15251. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
  15252. > Done.
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