How to get to Gold by Sertzu:
	1. Stop playing champs you're bad at. (Talking about you Silver Yasuo, Zed, Vayne mains)
	2. Stop hating yourself
	3. Have fun playing the game
	4. Play on a PC that isn't a fucking toaster
	5. Your team sucks and the enemy team sucks. Show them that you are better.
	6. Stop listening to advice from sub Diamond 3 players. Also ignore every advice that you read on /r/leagueofcancer.
	7. Play mid if you're confident in carrying. Spam one champ and fistfuck the enemy midlaner back into his mother's womb.
	8. Play carry champs that can snowball easily and safe. I recommend Anivia, Lux, Vel'Koz or Veigar.
	9. Play Annie if you're a virgin and you really just want to get gold and nothing else.