Gintama 674: For girls, two years are equal to ten for guys.

-Turns out the yato at the end of 672 was not Kagura but her “daughter” Kanna. (God’s flow.)

-Kanna talks like her “mom” unlike Kamui and Umibozu tho.

-It’s implied (or confirmed) Taka took the immortal blood from the Tendoushuu.

-Gin says Taka dyed his hands in blood to take back the world Utsuro and the Tendous made, but no one knows what he’s trying to do now.

-The robot cop who appeared last week…well, Hijikata doesn’t know him, lol.

-And he’s not a friend of Gintoki either. Both Hiji and Gin thought he was just a BG character.

-He calls himself “Mob Cop” (Mob= Background character.)

-Hijikata tries to continue the conversation but Mob Cop is crapping in the corner, lol..

-Apparently he makes Katsudon by crapping it out and his mayo dispenser is where his dick should be….

-lol Mob Cop is actually Yamazaki reconstructed as a cyborg since he was left for dead after the battle –everyone forgot about him.

-Yama is pissed and attacks everyone allowing Gintoki to escape.

-Gintoki seems not to know how the Yorozuya are doing and makes a kind of sad face as he escapes.

-Shinpachi is having trouble understanding how Kagura could be a mom at 16 and yells about how this is unacceptable in Jump, lol.

-Kanna’s got a poison tongue like her mom, lol. She says Kagura calls him her little brother, and has nothing but evil things to say about him.

-Shin asks who the dad is, and Kanna says she was born after Kagura ate too many bananas, sorta like how Piccolo jr was born at the end of the Piccolo arc of DB. (So she essentially regurgitated her, lol.)

-Before Shin can get any more info, a dude shows up –he wanted to kill the prime minister, but now he’s found prey he wants to deal with even more. (Maybe Okita..?)

No Gintama next week though, ☹