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  1. HotShot: britfag
  2. HotShot: did k tell you about PRABLEMS today?
  3. HotShot: if not, I must tell you to warn you that she may ask you about the real reason for my jemoness
  4. HotShot: basically, she was reading over the chatzy log with my jemoness
  5. HotShot: and realized it's her fault
  6. HotShot: she thought I was just comparing our lives and realized how horrible my one is
  7. HotShot: then I made a mistake :|
  8. HotShot: I told her that it indeed is her fault, but the reason is different
  9. HotShot: then she Taylor-spammed "TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEE"
  10. HotShot: in the end, she decided to not talk to me until I TELL HEEEEEEEEER
  11. HotShot: how childish, lol
  12. HotShot: I want to be a TOFF MAN and see who can resist that silence for longer
  13. HotShot: so pretend you know nothing. Maybe tell her that I didn't want to tell you either? dunno
  14. HotShot: that's also one less reason for me to gtfi internets, so in a way, I'm glad she won't talk to me..
  15. nissanskyline: wtf i went to sleep
  16. nissanskyline: now im back at computer
  17. HotShot: what
  18. HotShot: that early?
  19. nissanskyline: yes that early
  20. nissanskyline: and k already mentioned that shit earlier
  21. HotShot: plol. was she AGNRY?
  22. nissanskyline: and she has already asked ur real reasons for jemosness, i just said to her it was a private conversation and i cant tell her
  23. HotShot: oh, that works too
  24. nissanskyline: she was not angry, she just said thats fair enough if it was private
  25. HotShot: I Don Gettit though
  26. HotShot: suddenly she cares about that shit
  27. HotShot: and 2 days ago she stayed up until 3am her time to talk with me
  28. nissanskyline: i think u will find she was up til 3am her time to talk to me ;)
  29. HotShot: both of us then, lol
  30. HotShot: unless there was some specific reason why she'd want to chat with you
  31. nissanskyline: coz im awesome ofc
  32. HotShot: plo
  33. HotShot: then make her stay up until 3am every day
  34. nissanskyline: only weekends i can do that
  35. nissanskyline: coz she has that shitty teaching job thing that she has to do
  36. HotShot: and probably only when she has guests..?
  37. nissanskyline: now gtfo internets
  38. HotShot: I realized I will have nothing to do in the internets while I'm at school
  39. HotShot: no EA, now no Kazamo
  40. HotShot: which is good. I will have to go somewhere else whether I like it or not
  41. nissanskyline: you should go to disabled parking, then when disabled woman gets out of car, you can rape them
  42. HotShot: that's a mighty fine idea
  43. nissanskyline: i dont think k likes you now because u went jemo
  44. HotShot: well, we've been talking moar since I left Chatzy
  45. HotShot: so I Don Gettit where you got that conclusion from
  46. HotShot: and I don't go OHTHEDRAMA when talking to her
  47. nissanskyline: she just likes to comment on ur jemoness
  48. HotShot: so, she finds it funny?
  49. nissanskyline: no
  50. HotShot: I Don Gettit what exactly you mean by that
  51. nissanskyline: i think she is japaulled you went jemo
  52. HotShot: but I did that before
  53. nissanskyline: but maybe this time its even more jemo
  54. HotShot: and she is weird recently
  55. HotShot: few days ago, she asked me how was my day, first time ever
  56. HotShot: and also, she bothered to text me when I went afk for few minutes without telling her
  57. nissanskyline: owtf weirdass
  58. nissanskyline: im gonna slap her shit
  59. HotShot: and then suddenly she cares about reasons of my jemo faggotry
  60. nissanskyline: because she doesnt like your jemo faggotry
  61. HotShot: and tries to get rid of it?
  62. nissanskyline: i told her
  63. nissanskyline: that you didnt like that u couldnt talk to her much about personal stufff etc, maybe she felt bad
  64. HotShot: maybe
  65. HotShot: btw.
  66. HotShot: did she give you the picshures?
  67. nissanskyline: what pictures?
  68. HotShot: apparently she looks too horrible on them
  69. HotShot: she was in Auschwitz or something
  70. HotShot: and one of her students is obsessed about taking pics of her so he took one
  71. HotShot: but she looks horrible on it
  72. nissanskyline: that is terrible,
  73. HotShot: so didn't show
  74. HotShot: we have to contact that guy
  75. HotShot: he probably has hundreds of her pics
  76. HotShot: hanging on his wall, lol
  77. nissanskyline: k said she will give me a lap dance
  78. HotShot: luls, same
  79. HotShot: probably happened around the same time
  80. nissanskyline: when did this happen?
  81. HotShot: friday, before midnight
  82. nissanskyline: it happens every day for me
  83. HotShot: I started by asking her to dance naked with webcam on, lol
  84. HotShot: lol, probably because you mention it every day
  85. nissanskyline: did i tell u i sent her pictures of my sexy body?
  86. HotShot: you did not
  87. HotShot: when?
  88. nissanskyline: many months ago now
  89. nissanskyline: dey r in my photocuntet
  90. HotShot: did she even ask for them?
  91. nissanskyline: don remember
  92. nissanskyline: i think she asked for pictures
  93. nissanskyline: but not hot sexy naked gimp suit ones
  94. HotShot: btw.
  95. HotShot: she promised that if there is a tennis court in Den Haag, and there will be someone to play against, she will play in her skirt
  96. HotShot: not horrible trousers from the tennis pics she gave us
  97. HotShot: also, in summer, she sleeps naked :O
  98. nissanskyline: this is relevant to my interests
  99. HotShot: and, she said she won't be offended if I slap her ass
  100. nissanskyline: interesting shitz there
  101. HotShot: I really can't wait
  102. nissanskyline: i sleep naked
  103. HotShot: boner
  104. nissanskyline: people looked at chatzy history, they lol'd at trippeh's rage then they lol'd that you jemoquitted
  105. HotShot: I don't really care what "people" think about that jemoquit
  106. HotShot: well, except for people who were trying to help me
  107. nissanskyline: well then
  108. nissanskyline: k said she only spoke to you for like 5 minutes today
  109. HotShot: qhat
  110. HotShot: start: 16:45:54
  111. HotShot: to 17:20:21
  112. HotShot: that is not equal to 5 minutes
  113. nissanskyline: my calculator says that is 5 minutes 10 seconds
  114. HotShot: maybe Titlor-spam was 5 minutes
  115. nissanskyline: btw
  116. nissanskyline: when i said that u said u couldnt talk to her about jemo shit, she said that u can
  117. nissanskyline: and she was shocked u said that
  118. HotShot: I recall telling her about PRRRABLEMS few months ago
  119. HotShot: and she just ignored that, and started a standard convo
  120. nissanskyline: i talk to her about my jemoness
  121. HotShot: oh, and her weird acting is explained now
  122. HotShot: if she knows I said that
  123. HotShot: she tried to prove me wrong?
  124. nissanskyline: i don know
  125. HotShot: weird shit happening recently
  126. nissanskyline: i think she just does not like ur jemoness
  127. nissanskyline: no one likes jemoness
  128. HotShot: well, I don't like seeing my "friends" jemo either
  129. nissanskyline: friends, i thought u dont have any
  130. HotShot: notice the """"
  131. nissanskyline: well then
  132. HotShot: I wonder how long I'll resist talking to her
  133. nissanskyline: you should just tell her ur jemoness reasons
  134. HotShot: obviously I'll be first to start a conversation, since she has many other people to talk to
  135. HotShot: I just don't know how she'd react upon reading the reasons
  136. HotShot: I fear she'd just ignore them like she did the last time
  137. nissanskyline: welll i doubt she would do that
  138. HotShot: or.. she would stop talking to me, to "help" me
  139. nissanskyline: but she is japaulled you blame her
  140. HotShot: but I did mention that she did nothing wrong
  141. HotShot: because she really didn't
  142. HotShot: it's just my fault that I take internets srsly
  143. nissanskyline: she is a bitch, she did everything wrong
  144. HotShot: yes, she got married, srsly wtf
  145. nissanskyline: aparently if her husband found out we fucked, he would hunt me down and kill me
  146. nissanskyline: apparently*
  147. HotShot: :O
  148. HotShot: I doubt that
  149. HotShot: well, he would try, I guess
  150. HotShot: but he'd fail
  151. nissanskyline: but what if he has POTENTIAL?
  152. HotShot: and one thing I Don Gettit
  153. HotShot: why would he blame you, not her?
  154. HotShot: you didn't promise to be loyal to him
  155. HotShot: and it's her who cheated on him, not you
  156. HotShot: you could as well not know that she's married
  157. HotShot: so I Don Gettit why people always hunt innocent lovers
  158. nissanskyline: true but i understand, if someone fucked my wife, id slap their shit
  159. HotShot: I wonder how would he try to hunt you down
  160. HotShot: he's probably start by checking browser history, GG shit archives etc.
  161. HotShot: then he'd buy premium for THERE to read everything and maybe find some info about you
  162. HotShot: maybe make a fake acc and visit Chatzy, and ask people about your personal info
  163. nissanskyline: kazamo has copies of all his porn
  164. HotShot: wat
  165. HotShot: that was really relevant to my point, lol
  166. nissanskyline: he has a shemale fetish
  167. nissanskyline: and midgets
  168. HotShot: K is a midget lol
  169. HotShot: 162 cm ircc
  170. nissanskyline: you are short
  171. HotShot: what? no
  172. HotShot: I am not, I honestly don't know my height
  173. HotShot: but I'd say it's around 180
  174. nissanskyline: 140
  175. HotShot: ...yes
  176. nissanskyline: how much do u weigh
  177. nissanskyline: ?
  178. HotShot: 60kg last time I checked
  179. nissanskyline: interesting
  180. nissanskyline: now go lift some weights and put on some muscle
  181. HotShot: cunty archives, won't find our convo about weight and height
  182. HotShot: found it
  183. nissanskyline: i weigh 150kg
  184. HotShot: Kazamo: 158cm, 42kg
  185. HotShot: skeleton
  186. nissanskyline: wtf imma have to slap her shit
  187. nissanskyline: that means we can easily overpower her and rape her
  188. HotShot: of course
  189. HotShot: Cunty Brothers can overpower everyone
  190. HotShot: with their dicks
  191. HotShot: except for The Mothercunt
  192. nissanskyline: mothercunt once hit my dick with a wooden spoon, i was bruised for 6 weeks
  193. HotShot: oh, wh-for what reason would she do that?
  194. nissanskyline: because i hadnt raped enough people in the week
  195. nissanskyline: my weekly average started to drop
  196. HotShot: Cunty Bros is such a great idea
  197. HotShot: must make comics from it, LOL
  198. nissanskyline: quagmire
  199. HotShot: those FB tards are like trolling punchbags
  200. HotShot: relaxed trolling
  201. HotShot: no challenge at all
  202. nissanskyline: we need to come up with epic trolling idea for holland
  203. HotShot: I vote BIZKIT as our target
  204. nissanskyline: kind of but i want to troll everyone
  205. HotShot: btw.
  206. HotShot: I have an epic idea for trolling Kitten
  207. HotShot: already talked with Kazamo about it
  208. HotShot: basically, someone will take a pic of me and K in one bed, and we will look shocked
  209. HotShot: as in
  210. HotShot: pretend that someone came in without permission and took a pic
  211. HotShot: and we are JAPPAULED
  212. HotShot: since apparently Kitten "doesn't like how close me and K got", she will be jangry
  213. nissanskyline: i do not japprove
  214. HotShot: I know you'd rather be with K on the pic.,,.
  215. HotShot: and probably REALLY naked and caught doing her
  216. HotShot: without pretending anything
  217. HotShot: but that wouldn't troll Kitten at all
  218. nissanskyline: i would rather i was not caught doing anything at all
  219. HotShot: then don't do anything, lulz
  220. nissanskyline: i would never go near kazamo, the ugly fuck
  221. HotShot: I always cared mostly about how girls look until I met her
  222. nissanskyline: k has terrible looks and awful personality
  223. nissanskyline: kitten is ugly faced and very FBtardish
  224. HotShot: lolz
  225. nissanskyline: there is a NEW GIRL to chatzy
  226. HotShot: :O
  227. HotShot: Windy?
  228. nissanskyline: nono
  229. nissanskyline: one of bizkits friends
  230. HotShot: I told someone to make her gtfi Chatzy
  231. HotShot: huh
  232. HotShot: PLOL EMO
  233. nissanskyline: Rl friend
  234. HotShot: does she even play EA?
  235. nissanskyline: yes only short games im told
  236. HotShot: what's her username?
  237. nissanskyline: fallenangel
  238. nissanskyline: i told her to gtfo
  239. HotShot: I kinda recognize that
  240. HotShot: I may be confusing that name with someone else though
  241. nissanskyline: i think its time i quit ea and chatzy
  242. HotShot: oh come on,.
  243. HotShot: for what reason?
  244. nissanskyline: all this talk makes me realise how shitty my life is and how much i love k
  245. HotShot: :|
  246. nissanskyline: my parents got me games console when i was 3
  247. nissanskyline: it's all k's fault
  248. HotShot: plol
  249. HotShot: I thought yer leaving for real
  250. nissanskyline: soon i might quit long games for real
  251. nissanskyline: but its a hard quit
  252. HotShot: you did it twice before
  253. nissanskyline: but this time its harder because i actually aim for 50 wins before k
  254. nissanskyline: which i still want to do
  255. HotShot: uh
  256. HotShot: exactly why I abandoned E167
  257. HotShot: to shit on "aims"
  258. nissanskyline: btw wzniks got back to me....he said "why did he do that? and thanks"
  259. HotShot: o
  260. HotShot: did you why not him?
  261. nissanskyline: wasnt worded using "why" i dont think
  262. nissanskyline: unfortunately
  263. HotShot: sux
  264. HotShot: then "for lulz" would work
  265. nissanskyline: Rl why not is some good trolling
  266. HotShot: some people just repeat "why" after I whynot them :/
  267. nissanskyline: thats when u slap their shit
  268. nissanskyline: did u catch any fish?
  269. HotShot: wat?
  270. HotShot: I was too lazy to gtfo my bed
  271. HotShot: partially because I've been taking to K until 2am that night
  272. HotShot: wait shit, how will I wake up tomorrow?
  273. HotShot: fuck it
  274. HotShot: I overslept on Friday
  275. HotShot: and didn't go to school
  276. nissanskyline: terrible
  277. nissanskyline: jemoness causes oversleeping
  278. HotShot: I don't really feel so jemo
  279. HotShot: just decided to give less shits about internet
  280. HotShot: which means, I won't visit Chatzy anytime soon, even though them assholes expect me to come back soon
  281. HotShot: they told me to gtfo the internet, but come back on saturday to tell what happened on friday
  282. HotShot: nothing changed so far really, still doing shit on da computer
  283. HotShot: but I'm getting bored of it
  284. nissanskyline: then duh go back to chatzy
  285. nissanskyline: and u are still jemo though because of ur other PRAAABLEMS
  286. HotShot: what other PRRRABBLEMS?
  287. HotShot: I am not aware of any other PRRALBMES
  288. nissanskyline: ur other all the jemoness stuff u mentioned the other night
  289. HotShot: but it's all related to internets
  290. HotShot: and right now I feel that my life will change soon
  291. nissanskyline: but but but u never felt love hotshot
  292. HotShot: I'll try to do what Smurphy told me to, and go out
  293. nissanskyline: erm jexcuse me, i told you to go out also
  294. HotShot: even though I'm an anti-social asshole
  295. HotShot: but Smurphy explained that it doesn't matter if I stfu
  296. HotShot: because I'll eventually start talking.,
  297. nissanskyline: and i told you that you should go out even if its on your own, just leave da house
  298. nissanskyline: go break some shit
  299. nissanskyline: go punch a brick wall until ur hand bleeds
  300. nissanskyline: then go slap some womans shit
  301. HotShot: but but
  302. HotShot: I'm a gentleman
  303. HotShot: can't slap wimmins
  304. nissanskyline: then just throw something at something that breaks
  305. nissanskyline: well then
  306. HotShot: WELL WELL WELL?
  307. nissanskyline: gtfo ur house
  308. nissanskyline: dick
  309. HotShot: I need some TIME
  310. nissanskyline: i heard u wanted to stay in contact with me
  311. HotShot: qhat
  312. nissanskyline: i do not japprove of such nonsense
  313. nissanskyline: sometimes when it rains i like to go out and get soaking wet
  314. nissanskyline: in the middle of the night
  315. HotShot: o
  316. HotShot: srsly?
  317. nissanskyline: yes srsly
  318. nissanskyline: sometimes i go out in the middle of the night, then the first person i see i just shout abuse at them then run
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