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- HotShot: britfag
- HotShot: did k tell you about PRABLEMS today?
- HotShot: if not, I must tell you to warn you that she may ask you about the real reason for my jemoness
- HotShot: basically, she was reading over the chatzy log with my jemoness
- HotShot: and realized it's her fault
- HotShot: she thought I was just comparing our lives and realized how horrible my one is
- HotShot: then I made a mistake :|
- HotShot: I told her that it indeed is her fault, but the reason is different
- HotShot: then she Taylor-spammed "TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEE"
- HotShot: in the end, she decided to not talk to me until I TELL HEEEEEEEEER
- HotShot: how childish, lol
- HotShot: I want to be a TOFF MAN and see who can resist that silence for longer
- HotShot: so pretend you know nothing. Maybe tell her that I didn't want to tell you either? dunno
- HotShot: that's also one less reason for me to gtfi internets, so in a way, I'm glad she won't talk to me..
- nissanskyline: wtf i went to sleep
- nissanskyline: now im back at computer
- HotShot: what
- HotShot: that early?
- nissanskyline: yes that early
- nissanskyline: and k already mentioned that shit earlier
- HotShot: plol. was she AGNRY?
- nissanskyline: and she has already asked ur real reasons for jemosness, i just said to her it was a private conversation and i cant tell her
- HotShot: oh, that works too
- nissanskyline: she was not angry, she just said thats fair enough if it was private
- HotShot: I Don Gettit though
- HotShot: suddenly she cares about that shit
- HotShot: and 2 days ago she stayed up until 3am her time to talk with me
- nissanskyline: i think u will find she was up til 3am her time to talk to me ;)
- HotShot: both of us then, lol
- HotShot: unless there was some specific reason why she'd want to chat with you
- nissanskyline: coz im awesome ofc
- HotShot: plo
- HotShot: then make her stay up until 3am every day
- nissanskyline: only weekends i can do that
- nissanskyline: coz she has that shitty teaching job thing that she has to do
- HotShot: and probably only when she has guests..?
- nissanskyline: now gtfo internets
- HotShot: I realized I will have nothing to do in the internets while I'm at school
- HotShot: no EA, now no Kazamo
- HotShot: which is good. I will have to go somewhere else whether I like it or not
- nissanskyline: you should go to disabled parking, then when disabled woman gets out of car, you can rape them
- HotShot: that's a mighty fine idea
- nissanskyline: i dont think k likes you now because u went jemo
- HotShot: well, we've been talking moar since I left Chatzy
- HotShot: so I Don Gettit where you got that conclusion from
- HotShot: and I don't go OHTHEDRAMA when talking to her
- nissanskyline: she just likes to comment on ur jemoness
- HotShot: so, she finds it funny?
- nissanskyline: no
- HotShot: I Don Gettit what exactly you mean by that
- nissanskyline: i think she is japaulled you went jemo
- HotShot: but I did that before
- nissanskyline: but maybe this time its even more jemo
- HotShot: and she is weird recently
- HotShot: few days ago, she asked me how was my day, first time ever
- HotShot: and also, she bothered to text me when I went afk for few minutes without telling her
- nissanskyline: owtf weirdass
- nissanskyline: im gonna slap her shit
- HotShot: and then suddenly she cares about reasons of my jemo faggotry
- nissanskyline: because she doesnt like your jemo faggotry
- HotShot: and tries to get rid of it?
- nissanskyline: i told her
- nissanskyline: that you didnt like that u couldnt talk to her much about personal stufff etc, maybe she felt bad
- HotShot: maybe
- HotShot: btw.
- HotShot: did she give you the picshures?
- nissanskyline: what pictures?
- HotShot: apparently she looks too horrible on them
- HotShot: she was in Auschwitz or something
- HotShot: and one of her students is obsessed about taking pics of her so he took one
- HotShot: but she looks horrible on it
- nissanskyline: that is terrible,
- HotShot: so didn't show
- HotShot: we have to contact that guy
- HotShot: he probably has hundreds of her pics
- HotShot: hanging on his wall, lol
- nissanskyline: k said she will give me a lap dance
- HotShot: luls, same
- HotShot: probably happened around the same time
- nissanskyline: when did this happen?
- HotShot: friday, before midnight
- nissanskyline: it happens every day for me
- HotShot: I started by asking her to dance naked with webcam on, lol
- HotShot: lol, probably because you mention it every day
- nissanskyline: did i tell u i sent her pictures of my sexy body?
- HotShot: you did not
- HotShot: when?
- nissanskyline: many months ago now
- nissanskyline: dey r in my photocuntet
- HotShot: did she even ask for them?
- nissanskyline: don remember
- nissanskyline: i think she asked for pictures
- nissanskyline: but not hot sexy naked gimp suit ones
- HotShot: btw.
- HotShot: she promised that if there is a tennis court in Den Haag, and there will be someone to play against, she will play in her skirt
- HotShot: not horrible trousers from the tennis pics she gave us
- HotShot: also, in summer, she sleeps naked :O
- nissanskyline: this is relevant to my interests
- HotShot: and, she said she won't be offended if I slap her ass
- nissanskyline: interesting shitz there
- HotShot: I really can't wait
- nissanskyline: i sleep naked
- HotShot: boner
- nissanskyline: people looked at chatzy history, they lol'd at trippeh's rage then they lol'd that you jemoquitted
- HotShot: I don't really care what "people" think about that jemoquit
- HotShot: well, except for people who were trying to help me
- nissanskyline: well then
- nissanskyline: k said she only spoke to you for like 5 minutes today
- HotShot: qhat
- HotShot: start: 16:45:54
- HotShot: to 17:20:21
- HotShot: that is not equal to 5 minutes
- nissanskyline: my calculator says that is 5 minutes 10 seconds
- HotShot: maybe Titlor-spam was 5 minutes
- nissanskyline: btw
- nissanskyline: when i said that u said u couldnt talk to her about jemo shit, she said that u can
- nissanskyline: and she was shocked u said that
- HotShot: I recall telling her about PRRRABLEMS few months ago
- HotShot: and she just ignored that, and started a standard convo
- nissanskyline: i talk to her about my jemoness
- HotShot: oh, and her weird acting is explained now
- HotShot: if she knows I said that
- HotShot: she tried to prove me wrong?
- nissanskyline: i don know
- HotShot: weird shit happening recently
- nissanskyline: i think she just does not like ur jemoness
- nissanskyline: no one likes jemoness
- HotShot: well, I don't like seeing my "friends" jemo either
- nissanskyline: friends, i thought u dont have any
- HotShot: notice the """"
- nissanskyline: well then
- HotShot: I wonder how long I'll resist talking to her
- nissanskyline: you should just tell her ur jemoness reasons
- HotShot: obviously I'll be first to start a conversation, since she has many other people to talk to
- HotShot: I just don't know how she'd react upon reading the reasons
- HotShot: I fear she'd just ignore them like she did the last time
- nissanskyline: welll i doubt she would do that
- HotShot: or.. she would stop talking to me, to "help" me
- nissanskyline: but she is japaulled you blame her
- HotShot: but I did mention that she did nothing wrong
- HotShot: because she really didn't
- HotShot: it's just my fault that I take internets srsly
- nissanskyline: she is a bitch, she did everything wrong
- HotShot: yes, she got married, srsly wtf
- nissanskyline: aparently if her husband found out we fucked, he would hunt me down and kill me
- nissanskyline: apparently*
- HotShot: :O
- HotShot: I doubt that
- HotShot: well, he would try, I guess
- HotShot: but he'd fail
- nissanskyline: but what if he has POTENTIAL?
- HotShot: and one thing I Don Gettit
- HotShot: why would he blame you, not her?
- HotShot: you didn't promise to be loyal to him
- HotShot: and it's her who cheated on him, not you
- HotShot: you could as well not know that she's married
- HotShot: so I Don Gettit why people always hunt innocent lovers
- nissanskyline: true but i understand, if someone fucked my wife, id slap their shit
- HotShot: I wonder how would he try to hunt you down
- HotShot: he's probably start by checking browser history, GG shit archives etc.
- HotShot: then he'd buy premium for THERE to read everything and maybe find some info about you
- HotShot: maybe make a fake acc and visit Chatzy, and ask people about your personal info
- nissanskyline: kazamo has copies of all his porn
- HotShot: wat
- HotShot: that was really relevant to my point, lol
- nissanskyline: he has a shemale fetish
- nissanskyline: and midgets
- HotShot: K is a midget lol
- HotShot: 162 cm ircc
- nissanskyline: you are short
- HotShot: what? no
- HotShot: I am not, I honestly don't know my height
- HotShot: but I'd say it's around 180
- nissanskyline: 140
- HotShot: ...yes
- nissanskyline: how much do u weigh
- nissanskyline: ?
- HotShot: 60kg last time I checked
- nissanskyline: interesting
- nissanskyline: now go lift some weights and put on some muscle
- HotShot: cunty archives, won't find our convo about weight and height
- HotShot: found it
- nissanskyline: i weigh 150kg
- HotShot: Kazamo: 158cm, 42kg
- HotShot: skeleton
- nissanskyline: wtf imma have to slap her shit
- nissanskyline: that means we can easily overpower her and rape her
- HotShot: of course
- HotShot: Cunty Brothers can overpower everyone
- HotShot: with their dicks
- HotShot: except for The Mothercunt
- nissanskyline: mothercunt once hit my dick with a wooden spoon, i was bruised for 6 weeks
- HotShot: oh, wh-for what reason would she do that?
- nissanskyline: because i hadnt raped enough people in the week
- nissanskyline: my weekly average started to drop
- HotShot: Cunty Bros is such a great idea
- HotShot: must make comics from it, LOL
- nissanskyline: quagmire
- HotShot: those FB tards are like trolling punchbags
- HotShot: relaxed trolling
- HotShot: no challenge at all
- nissanskyline: we need to come up with epic trolling idea for holland
- HotShot: I vote BIZKIT as our target
- nissanskyline: kind of but i want to troll everyone
- HotShot: btw.
- HotShot: I have an epic idea for trolling Kitten
- HotShot: already talked with Kazamo about it
- HotShot: basically, someone will take a pic of me and K in one bed, and we will look shocked
- HotShot: as in
- HotShot: pretend that someone came in without permission and took a pic
- HotShot: and we are JAPPAULED
- HotShot: since apparently Kitten "doesn't like how close me and K got", she will be jangry
- nissanskyline: i do not japprove
- HotShot: I know you'd rather be with K on the pic.,,.
- HotShot: and probably REALLY naked and caught doing her
- HotShot: without pretending anything
- HotShot: but that wouldn't troll Kitten at all
- nissanskyline: i would rather i was not caught doing anything at all
- HotShot: then don't do anything, lulz
- nissanskyline: i would never go near kazamo, the ugly fuck
- HotShot: I always cared mostly about how girls look until I met her
- nissanskyline: k has terrible looks and awful personality
- nissanskyline: kitten is ugly faced and very FBtardish
- HotShot: lolz
- nissanskyline: there is a NEW GIRL to chatzy
- HotShot: :O
- HotShot: Windy?
- nissanskyline: nono
- nissanskyline: one of bizkits friends
- HotShot: I told someone to make her gtfi Chatzy
- HotShot: huh
- HotShot: PLOL EMO
- nissanskyline: Rl friend
- HotShot: does she even play EA?
- nissanskyline: yes only short games im told
- HotShot: what's her username?
- nissanskyline: fallenangel
- nissanskyline: i told her to gtfo
- HotShot: I kinda recognize that
- HotShot: I may be confusing that name with someone else though
- nissanskyline: i think its time i quit ea and chatzy
- HotShot: oh come on,.
- HotShot: for what reason?
- nissanskyline: all this talk makes me realise how shitty my life is and how much i love k
- HotShot: :|
- nissanskyline: my parents got me games console when i was 3
- nissanskyline: it's all k's fault
- HotShot: plol
- HotShot: I thought yer leaving for real
- nissanskyline: soon i might quit long games for real
- nissanskyline: but its a hard quit
- HotShot: you did it twice before
- nissanskyline: but this time its harder because i actually aim for 50 wins before k
- nissanskyline: which i still want to do
- HotShot: uh
- HotShot: exactly why I abandoned E167
- HotShot: to shit on "aims"
- nissanskyline: btw wzniks got back to me....he said "why did he do that? and thanks"
- HotShot: o
- HotShot: did you why not him?
- nissanskyline: wasnt worded using "why" i dont think
- nissanskyline: unfortunately
- HotShot: sux
- HotShot: then "for lulz" would work
- nissanskyline: Rl why not is some good trolling
- HotShot: some people just repeat "why" after I whynot them :/
- nissanskyline: thats when u slap their shit
- nissanskyline: did u catch any fish?
- HotShot: wat?
- HotShot: I was too lazy to gtfo my bed
- HotShot: partially because I've been taking to K until 2am that night
- HotShot: wait shit, how will I wake up tomorrow?
- HotShot: fuck it
- HotShot: I overslept on Friday
- HotShot: and didn't go to school
- nissanskyline: terrible
- nissanskyline: jemoness causes oversleeping
- HotShot: I don't really feel so jemo
- HotShot: just decided to give less shits about internet
- HotShot: which means, I won't visit Chatzy anytime soon, even though them assholes expect me to come back soon
- HotShot: they told me to gtfo the internet, but come back on saturday to tell what happened on friday
- HotShot: nothing changed so far really, still doing shit on da computer
- HotShot: but I'm getting bored of it
- nissanskyline: then duh go back to chatzy
- nissanskyline: and u are still jemo though because of ur other PRAAABLEMS
- HotShot: what other PRRRABBLEMS?
- HotShot: I am not aware of any other PRRALBMES
- nissanskyline: ur other all the jemoness stuff u mentioned the other night
- HotShot: but it's all related to internets
- HotShot: and right now I feel that my life will change soon
- nissanskyline: but but but u never felt love hotshot
- HotShot: I'll try to do what Smurphy told me to, and go out
- nissanskyline: erm jexcuse me, i told you to go out also
- HotShot: even though I'm an anti-social asshole
- HotShot: but Smurphy explained that it doesn't matter if I stfu
- HotShot: because I'll eventually start talking.,
- nissanskyline: and i told you that you should go out even if its on your own, just leave da house
- nissanskyline: go break some shit
- nissanskyline: go punch a brick wall until ur hand bleeds
- nissanskyline: then go slap some womans shit
- HotShot: but but
- HotShot: I'm a gentleman
- HotShot: can't slap wimmins
- nissanskyline: then just throw something at something that breaks
- nissanskyline: well then
- HotShot: WELL WELL WELL?
- nissanskyline: gtfo ur house
- nissanskyline: dick
- HotShot: I need some TIME
- nissanskyline: i heard u wanted to stay in contact with me
- HotShot: qhat
- nissanskyline: i do not japprove of such nonsense
- nissanskyline: sometimes when it rains i like to go out and get soaking wet
- nissanskyline: in the middle of the night
- HotShot: o
- HotShot: srsly?
- nissanskyline: yes srsly
- nissanskyline: sometimes i go out in the middle of the night, then the first person i see i just shout abuse at them then run
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