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  1. Teammate1: ryze
  2. Teammate1: ur
  3. Teammate1: just
  4. TheCosmosWand: big lol
  5. Teammate1: a wonderful player
  6. Teammate1: and honestly
  7. Teammate1: if u get camped that hard
  8. Teammate1: and still lose to jax
  9. Teammate1: on ryze
  10. Teammate1: i should have expected
  11. Teammate1: that u were that shit
  12. Teammate1: honestly
  13. Teammate1: ^_^
  14. Enemy2: huh
  15. Enemy1: tbh
  16. Teammate1: this jax
  17. Enemy2: i played so good this game
  18. Enemy1: better jg always wins
  19. Enemy2: 4head
  20. TheCosmosWand: and thats why i muted you
  21. Teammate1: and thats why
  22. Teammate1: ur gonna be hardstuck
  23. Teammate1: like the trash can that you are
  24. Teammate1: HAHA
  25. Enemy2: whats ur main
  26. Enemy2: what rank*
  27. Teammate1: why does it matter
  28. Teammate1: bring anyone
  29. Enemy2: im just curious
  30. Teammate1: bring a fucking challenger
  31. TheCosmosWand: your still plat
  32. Teammate1: and this ryze would still lose
  33. Teammate1: hes so
  34. Teammate1: shit
  35. Enemy2: lol
  36. TheCosmosWand: so dont talk shit
  37. Teammate1: i dont know
  38. Teammate1: im plat
  39. Enemy1: wait
  40. Enemy2: o
  41. Enemy1: how are u flaming ryze
  42. Teammate3: jesus christ
  43. Enemy1: when ur bot
  44. Teammate1: because this is a new account?
  45. Enemy1: is 3/26
  46. Teammate1: my bot
  47. Teammate1: at least
  48. Teammate1: did damage
  49. Enemy1: how is ryze the target
  50. Teammate1: and my lux
  51. TheCosmosWand: new account nice excuse
  52. Enemy1: LOL
  53. Teammate1: shielded
  54. Teammate1: idk
  55. Teammate3: Ryze dude
  56. Teammate1: ryze
  57. Teammate1: ur mental
  58. Teammate1: i cant just
  59. Teammate3: we literally
  60. Teammate1: start a anew account
  61. Teammate1: bam
  62. Teammate3: had the game
  63. Teammate1: grandmaster
  64. Teammate1: XD
  65. Teammate3: for free
  66. Teammate1: ur fucking stupid as shit
  67. Teammate1: absolute
  68. Teammate3: becasue rengo hyper carry
  69. Teammate3: the only way we lose
  70. Enemy2 left the lobby
  71. Teammate3: is by u doing
  72. Teammate3: that dumbass play
  73. Teammate1: not even that one dumbass play
  74. Teammate1: all game
  75. Teammate1: ur fucking
  76. Teammate1: not matching jax
  77. TheCosmosWand: your not even good
  78. Teammate1: letting himi get free shit
  79. Teammate1: really?
  80. Teammate3: lmaooooo
  81. Teammate3: gg
  82. Teammate1: you're fucking trash bro
  83. TheCosmosWand: your platinum
  84. Teammate3 left the lobby
  85. Teammate1: and i have a fucking 70+% winrate
  86. Teammate1: raping these players
  87. Teammate1: except i have u
  88. Teammate1: shooting me from the back
  89. Teammate1: fucktard
  90. TheCosmosWand: i have 70 percent wr idc
  91. Teammate1: please
  92. Teammate1: use ur brain
  93. TheCosmosWand: people go on winstreaks m8
  94. Teammate1: and just think
  95. TheCosmosWand: its not hard
  96. Enemy1: wait
  97. TheCosmosWand: anyone can do that
  98. Enemy1: LOL
  99. Enemy1: ok but
  100. Teammate1: if u think
  101. Teammate1: that
  102. Enemy1: 70% wr in 100 games
  103. Teammate1: my winrate
  104. Enemy1: isnt just streak
  105. Teammate1: doesnt prove my fucking skill
  106. Teammate1: then nothing will
  107. TheCosmosWand: you just need some good luck
  108. Teammate1: u delusional fuck
  109. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  110. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  111. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  112. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  113. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  114. Enemy1: loooooooooooooooooooooool
  115. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  116. Teammate1: 30 games
  117. TheCosmosWand: win some coinflips
  118. Teammate1: already
  119. Teammate1: 50% winrate
  120. TheCosmosWand: im not impressed
  121. Teammate1: u must be
  122. Teammate1: absolutely
  123. Teammate1: delusional
  124. Teammate1: and mentally
  125. Teammate1: disabled
  126. Teammate1: right?
  127. Teammate1: pyke
  128. Teammate1: im not alone on this
  129. Enemy1: yea
  130. Enemy1: LMFAO
  131. Enemy1: you right
  132. TheCosmosWand: i have you know'
  133. Teammate1: "scientific hypothesis"
  134. Enemy1: it just
  135. Enemy1: be liek that
  136. TheCosmosWand: i got diamond last season ez
  137. Teammate1: dagfhuiygfdjg
  138. Teammate1: HAHHAHHA
  139. Enemy1: LOL
  140. Enemy1: HJAHASDOUHASODJ
  141. Teammate2: wow nice
  142. TheCosmosWand: i just havent played in like a month
  143. Teammate2: very cool
  144. TheCosmosWand: im rusty
  145. TheCosmosWand: thats it
  146. Teammate1: ur gameplay
  147. Teammate1: or ur brain?
  148. Teammate1: i dont think brain
  149. Teammate1: can gather rust bro
  150. TheCosmosWand: mr im on a smurf but stil plat
  151. Teammate1: that shit just doesnt chemically react
  152. Teammate1: you do realize
  153. Teammate1: that the extra chromosome
  154. Teammate2: it can if he's a bot
  155. Teammate1: could be a fair reasoning
  156. Teammate2: metal brain
  157. Enemy1: bro this is hella
  158. Enemy1: funny
  159. Enemy1: ryzes arguments
  160. Enemy1: he doesnt
  161. Enemy1: realize
  162. Enemy1: LOL
  163. TheCosmosWand: you are legit a mediocre rengar who had a good game
  164. Enemy1: loooooool
  165. Teammate1: MEDIOCRE
  166. Teammate1: ROFL
  167. TheCosmosWand: why are you even talking shit
  168. Teammate2: and what does that make u lol
  169. Teammate2: u threw this game
  170. Teammate2: several times
  171. Teammate2: so hard
  172. TheCosmosWand: you press r then q combo any gold player can do that
  173. Teammate1: anked Solo
  174. 7 minutes ago
  175. Defeat
  176. 36m 10s
  177. Rengar
  178. Smite
  179. Flash
  180. Electrocute
  181. Sorcery
  182. Rengar
  183. 32 / 8 / 5
  184. 4.63:1 KDA
  185. Double Kill ACE
  186. Level18
  187. 211 (5.8) CS
  188. P/Kill 80%
  189. Tier Average
  190. Platinum 1
  191. The Black Clea
  192. Teammate1: anked Solo
  193. 7 minutes ago
  194. Defeat
  195. 36m 10s
  196. Rengar
  197. Smite
  198. Flash
  199. Electrocute
  200. Sorcery
  201. Rengar
  202. 32 / 8 / 5
  203. 4.63:1 KDA
  204. Double Kill ACE
  205. Level18
  206. 211 (5.8) CS
  207. P/Kill 80%
  208. Tier Average
  209. Platinum 1
  210. The Black Clea
  211. Teammate1: anked Solo
  212. 7 minutes ago
  213. Defeat
  214. 36m 10s
  215. Rengar
  216. Smite
  217. Flash
  218. Electrocute
  219. Sorcery
  220. Rengar
  221. 32 / 8 / 5
  222. 4.63:1 KDA
  223. Double Kill ACE
  224. Level18
  225. 211 (5.8) CS
  226. P/Kill 80%
  227. Tier Average
  228. Platinum 1
  229. The Black Clea
  230. Teammate1: anked Solo
  231. 7 minutes ago
  232. Defeat
  233. 36m 10s
  234. Rengar
  235. Smite
  236. Flash
  237. Electrocute
  238. Sorcery
  239. Rengar
  240. 32 / 8 / 5
  241. 4.63:1 KDA
  242. Double Kill ACE
  243. Level18
  244. 211 (5.8) CS
  245. P/Kill 80%
  246. Tier Average
  247. Platinum 1
  248. The Black Clea
  249. Teammate1: anked Solo
  250. 7 minutes ago
  251. Defeat
  252. 36m 10s
  253. Rengar
  254. Smite
  255. Flash
  256. Electrocute
  257. Sorcery
  258. Rengar
  259. 32 / 8 / 5
  260. 4.63:1 KDA
  261. Double Kill ACE
  262. Level18
  263. 211 (5.8) CS
  264. P/Kill 80%
  265. Tier Average
  266. Platinum 1
  267. The Black Clea
  268. Teammate1: anked Solo
  269. 7 minutes ago
  270. Defeat
  271. 36m 10s
  272. Rengar
  273. Smite
  274. Flash
  275. Electrocute
  276. Sorcery
  277. Rengar
  278. 32 / 8 / 5
  279. 4.63:1 KDA
  280. Double Kill ACE
  281. Level18
  282. 211 (5.8) CS
  283. P/Kill 80%
  284. Tier Average
  285. Platinum 1
  286. The Black Clea
  287. Teammate1: anked Solo
  288. 7 minutes ago
  289. Defeat
  290. 36m 10s
  291. Rengar
  292. Smite
  293. Flash
  294. Electrocute
  295. Sorcery
  296. Rengar
  297. 32 / 8 / 5
  298. 4.63:1 KDA
  299. Double Kill ACE
  300. Level18
  301. 211 (5.8) CS
  302. P/Kill 80%
  303. Tier Average
  304. Platinum 1
  305. The Black Clea
  306. TheCosmosWand: not impressed
  307. TheCosmosWand: thats shit
  308. TheCosmosWand: plat 1
  309. Teammate1: ROFL
  310. Teammate1: im just
  311. Teammate1: actually
  312. TheCosmosWand: your rank is literally plat 1
  313. TheCosmosWand: and you are flexing
  314. TheCosmosWand: lol
  315. Enemy1: bro
  316. Enemy1: rank
  317. Enemy1: legit
  318. Enemy1: doesnt
  319. Enemy1: show
  320. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=fear
  321. Enemy1: like
  322. Teammate1: here
  323. Teammate1: theres my main
  324. Enemy1: how nutty ppl are
  325. Teammate1: im challenger
  326. Teammate1: heres ur flex
  327. Teammate1: go ahead
  328. Teammate1: stare at it
  329. Teammate1: with ur disabled brain
  330. Teammate1: since all u can read
  331. Teammate1: is a rank
  332. Teammate1: and go
  333. Teammate1: HUADHFUDHAH GOOD PLAYER HUAEHHU CHALLENGER
  334. TheCosmosWand: your not challenger
  335. Teammate1: UDSIOHAGIAD BAD PLAYER CAJHGUDAFJO PLAT 1
  336. Teammate1: fucking idiot
  337. Teammate1: ryze
  338. Teammate1: let me just
  339. TheCosmosWand: anyone can bring up a random ass challenger acc
  340. Enemy1: looooooooooool
  341. Teammate1: consult
  342. TheCosmosWand: dummy
  343. Teammate1: ur magnificent brain
  344. Teammate1: ok
  345. Teammate1: so what
  346. Teammate1: can prove
  347. Enemy1:looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
  348. Teammate1: my skill
  349. Teammate1: besides idk
  350. TheCosmosWand: playing well
  351. Teammate1: the winrate
  352. Teammate1: the gameplay
  353. Teammate1: asE7UHI8FOJVTKRQ;L
  354. Teammate1: so ur saying i didnt play well this game
  355. Teammate1: ?
  356. Enemy1: 70% wr in p1 doesnt
  357. Enemy1: mean hes p1
  358. Teammate1: hey ryze
  359. Teammate1: u know what
  360. Teammate1: its probably
  361. Teammate1: right
  362. Teammate1: im living in like
  363. TheCosmosWand: 70 percent wr just means he got luckier than most
  364. Teammate1: a fucking dream rn
  365. TheCosmosWand: same
  366. Teammate1: therse no way
  367. Teammate1: a real human being
  368. Teammate1: is this
  369. Teammate1: uneducated
  370. Enemy1: looooooooooooooooooooooooool
  371. TheCosmosWand: uneducated what do you even mean by that
  372. Enemy1: bro he hit dia last season
  373. Enemy1: dont
  374. Enemy1: roast him
  375. TheCosmosWand: we are playing league of legends we dont need a college phd
  376. Teammate1: true
  377. Teammate1: ur
  378. Teammate1: diamond last season
  379. Teammate1: u mus tbe
  380. Teammate1: fucking
  381. Teammate1: magnificent
  382. Teammate1: just
  383. Teammate1: 30000000 iq PEWWW
  384. Teammate2: skt t1 ryze player, galaxy brain
  385. Teammate1: right off the roof
  386. Teammate1: LMFAO
  387. TheCosmosWand: I hit diamond last season i have you know
  388. TheCosmosWand: your still plat
  389. Teammate1: yeah true
  390. Teammate1: thats just
  391. TheCosmosWand: just saying
  392. Teammate1: unfortunate
  393. Teammate1: i need a few more lucky games
  394. Teammate1: to get that
  395. Teammate1: rank
  396. Teammate1: up
  397. Teammate1: adjogi
  398. Teammate1: :)
  399. Enemy1: ROFL
  400. TheCosmosWand: you do need luck
  401. TheCosmosWand: im pure skill
  402. Enemy1: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  403. Teammate2: idk why ur talking ur still plat 3
  404. Teammate1: yeah true
  405. Teammate2: right now
  406. Teammate2: on opgg
  407. TheCosmosWand: all my wins 100 percent me
  408. Teammate1: fuck me
  409. Teammate1: in the ass
  410. TheCosmosWand: your wins are just getting carried
  411. Teammate1: his logic
  412. Teammate1: is just
  413. Teammate1: mind blowing
  414. Enemy1: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  415. TheCosmosWand: my logic is too much for your pea brain to handle
  416. Teammate2: 3 / 9 / 8
  417. 2 / 5 / 2
  418. 3 / 5 / 3
  419. 1 / 7 / 3
  420. 0 / 1 / 0
  421. 0 / 4 / 3
  422. Teammate2: nice carries bro
  423. TheCosmosWand: k/d/a doesnt mean shit
  424. Teammate1: alright
  425. Teammate1: then
  426. Teammate2: oh really
  427. Teammate1: how do u prove
  428. TheCosmosWand: i put in the work where it matters
  429. Teammate1: how good u are
  430. Teammate1: if ur kda
  431. Teammate1: doesnt show
  432. TheCosmosWand: i dont need proof
  433. Teammate1: what shows
  434. Teammate1: ?
  435. TheCosmosWand: i know im good
  436. TheCosmosWand: im not insecure like you
  437. Teammate2: so ur delusional
  438. Teammate2: got it
  439. TheCosmosWand: and need to smurf
  440. TheCosmosWand: so i dont get rammed in plat 1
  441. Enemy1: brooooooooooooooooo
  442. TheCosmosWand: you were legit afraid of pyke
  443. Teammate1: yeah u right tbh
  444. TheCosmosWand: a support
  445. Teammate1: mhm
  446. Teammate1: yeah
  447. Teammate1: thats right
  448. TheCosmosWand: like how are you afraid a support will oneshot anything
  449. Teammate1: *which did more damage*
  450. Teammate1: *btw*
  451. Teammate1: *not that u can even process statistics with ur fucking binary brain*
  452. Teammate1: ^_^
  453. TheCosmosWand: statistics are for cowards
  454. Teammate2: u should go back to shen
  455. Teammate2: and press r on players like reng
  456. TheCosmosWand: who need graphs to hide behind
  457. Teammate1: u should go back to
  458. Teammate2: maybe u will win some games
  459. Teammate1: the sewer
  460. Teammate1: and just
  461. TheCosmosWand: stats dont show the whole game
  462. Teammate1: stay homeless bro
  463. Teammate1: who let
  464. Teammate1: a homeless guy
  465. Teammate1: into the library
  466. Teammate1: and let him have wifi
  467. Teammate1: to play league
  468. Teammate1: just
  469. Teammate1: who
  470. Teammate1: does that
  471. Teammate1: most homeless people reads news
  472. Teammate1: not this guy
  473. Teammate1: hes flexing his skill and intelligence
  474. TheCosmosWand: if im homeless then you are literally the shit in the street i took
  475. TheCosmosWand: garbage
  476. TheCosmosWand: stay hardstuck plat 1
  477. Enemy1: thats
  478. Enemy1: kinda not
  479. TheCosmosWand: probably cant even reach diamond
  480. Enemy1: the definition
  481. Teammate1: hardstuck
  482. Teammate1: hm
  483. Enemy1: of hardstuck
  484. TheCosmosWand: solo
  485. Enemy1: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  486. Teammate1: i legit
  487. Teammate1: sigh
  488. Teammate1: i dont even know
  489. Teammate1: how to convey this information
  490. Teammate1: with my
  491. Teammate1: 150 wpm
  492. Teammate1: like
  493. Teammate1: who can educate this man
  494. Teammate1: just who
  495. TheCosmosWand: wtf does wpm stand for
  496. Teammate2: LOL
  497. Enemy1: oh no
  498. Teammate1: oIJDIOGADG
  499. Teammate1: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  500. TheCosmosWand: fuck you i dont need to know every abbreviation
  501. Teammate1: yo
  502. Teammate1: ryze
  503. Teammate1: whats
  504. Teammate1: us
  505. Teammate1: stand for?
  506. Teammate1: bro?
  507. Teammate1: u know what us is?
  508. Teammate1: U.S.
  509. Teammate1: if u want the formal way
  510. TheCosmosWand: U.S stands for fucking united states
  511. TheCosmosWand: im not that retarded
  512. Teammate1: XD
  513. Teammate1: whats
  514. Teammate1: DNA
  515. Teammate1: then
  516. Teammate1: bro
  517. Teammate1: if u went to
  518. Teammate1: middle school
  519. Teammate1: u would know
  520. Teammate1: btw
  521. Teammate1: ;)
  522. TheCosmosWand: no one uses wpm
  523. TheCosmosWand: for anything
  524. TheCosmosWand: dna is used commonly so is us
  525. Teammate2: but what does it mean
  526. TheCosmosWand: i have never once seen wpm as an abbreviation
  527. Teammate2: educate us faker-senpai
  528. Teammate1: WHAT DOES
  529. Teammate1: DNA
  530. Teammate1: MEAN
  531. Teammate1: THEN
  532. Teammate1: XD
  533. Teammate1: if it's so
  534. Teammate1: common
  535. Teammate1: :)
  536. TheCosmosWand: ITS THE FUCKING SPINNY THINGS WHEN THEY EXPLAIN GENES AND SHIT
  537. TheCosmosWand: FUCK OFF
  538. Enemy1: google.com
  539. Teammate2: LOLLLLOOOLOLOLOLLLOLOLL
  540. Enemy1: what does dna stand for
  541. TheCosmosWand: using google is cheating
  542. Teammate2: ok then what does dna mean
  543. TheCosmosWand: i dont know the expact fucking word for it but i know what it means
  544. Teammate2: so you dont know what it means
  545. Teammate2: is what
  546. Teammate2: ur saying
  547. TheCosmosWand: i do you brainlet
  548. Teammate1: LOL
  549. Teammate1: x
  550. Teammate1: d
  551. Teammate2: actually i just realized
  552. Teammate2: if u dont even know what wpm means
  553. Teammate2: why the fuck are you playing ryze
  554. Teammate2: LOL
  555. Enemy1: what does mph stand for
  556. Teammate1: i was kinda tilted
  557. Teammate1: not anymore
  558. Teammate1: since
  559. Teammate1: i lost
  560. Teammate1: cuz of this
  561. TheCosmosWand: miles per hour
  562. Teammate1: excuse of a piece of shit
  563. Teammate1: so at least
  564. TheCosmosWand: words per minute
  565. Enemy1: what does wpm stand for
  566. Teammate1: i dont feel like i did bad
  567. Teammate1: :0
  568. Teammate1: lOKIOFDB
  569. TheCosmosWand: im fucking retarded
  570. Teammate1: HE FOUND IT
  571. TheCosmosWand: fuck you guys
  572. TheCosmosWand: you could of legit just told me
  573. Teammate2: google is cheating
  574. Teammate2: remember
  575. TheCosmosWand: ya well i cheated fuck you
  576. Teammate2: JKLADSFKLP ASJDPFOI;A
  577. TheCosmosWand: fuck this test
  578. Enemy1: now this feels like bullying D:
  579. Teammate1: im just
  580. Teammate1: baffled
  581. Teammate1: by
  582. Teammate1: ur
  583. Teammate1: conspicuous
  584. Teammate1: intelligence
  585. Teammate1: my guy
  586. Teammate1: https://imgflip.com/i/31wts2
  587. Teammate1: :)
  588. TheCosmosWand: man my intelligence at least average
  589. Teammate2: LOL
  590. TheCosmosWand: easily
  591. TheCosmosWand: fuck off
  592. Enemy1: ROFL
  593. Teammate1: wooo
  594. Teammate2: post this on twitter lol
  595. TheCosmosWand: you legit took time to make that shitty fucking wojak meme
  596. Teammate1: wojak?
  597. Teammate1: its group retards
  598. Teammate1: dipshit
  599. Teammate1: since ur last brain cells
  600. Teammate1: are a group of
  601. Teammate1: retards
  602. Teammate1: get it?
  603. Teammate1: HAHAH
  604. TheCosmosWand: i get it
  605. Teammate1: ok cool bro :)
  606. TheCosmosWand: you can fucking photoshop shit
  607. TheCosmosWand: doesnt mean your good
  608. TheCosmosWand: your still trash and im 99% sure im better than you
  609. Teammate1: oh wait
  610. Teammate1: YEAH UR RIGHT
  611. TheCosmosWand: what
  612. TheCosmosWand: i am right ez
  613. Teammate1: hm
  614. Teammate1: true
  615. Teammate1: i agree
  616. Teammate1: ur a better player
  617. TheCosmosWand: ty ty
  618. TheCosmosWand: im glad you finally understand
  619. TheCosmosWand: ill ez get challenger just to shit on your supposed alt account too
  620. Teammate1: hmmm
  621. Teammate1: bro r u done
  622. Teammate1: time to go to bed
  623. TheCosmosWand: ya
  624. Teammate1: night night bro ^_^
  625. TheCosmosWand: cya
  626. Teammate1: fucking retard
  627. Teammate1: pls
  628. TheCosmosWand: fuck you too
  629. TheCosmosWand: i hope you have nightmares
  630. TheCosmosWand: cunt
  631. Teammate2: D:
  632. Teammate2: so scary
  633. Teammate1: i hav enightmares
  634. Teammate1: of
  635. Teammate1: your 6 braincells
  636. Teammate1: haunting me
  637. Teammate1: and dragging down my iq
  638. Teammate1: my guy
  639. Teammate1: jesus
  640. TheCosmosWand: i hope you have a nightmare of me legit fucking your mom
  641. TheCosmosWand: fuck you
  642. TheCosmosWand: you suck
  643. Enemy1: one day he gonna lay down a little too hard and lose half his remaining brain cells oh no
  644. Teammate1: lOL
  645. Teammate1: u
  646. TheCosmosWand: i could lost half my braincells and still have more than you\
  647. Teammate1: fucking my mom?
  648. Teammate1: with ur nonexistent penis?
  649. Teammate1: liusten ryze
  650. Teammate1: the fact that
  651. Teammate1: u dont get how
  652. Teammate1: "6 brain cells" is a symbolic term
  653. Teammate1: is just
  654. Teammate1: conveying ur stupidity
  655. Teammate1: brain cells are approximately equivalent in every human being
  656. TheCosmosWand: man you probably have a double digit iq
  657. Teammate1: unless u legit are missing a chunk because of a physical injury
  658. Teammate1: and you?
  659. TheCosmosWand: idk never took an iq test
  660. Teammate1: you have the iq of a piece of frozen broccoli on mars bro shut the fuck up ^_^
  661. TheCosmosWand: so im just assuming im like 150
  662. TheCosmosWand: you have a negative iq
  663. Teammate1: iq
  664. Teammate1: cant be
  665. Teammate1: negative...
  666. Teammate1: sigh...
  667. TheCosmosWand: go to bed
  668. Teammate1: thats like saying theres negative mass
  669. Teammate1: dipshit
  670. Teammate1: that doesnt fucking apply to reality
  671. Teammate1: "genius"
  672. TheCosmosWand: the sleep depreivation is making you stupid
  673. Teammate1: i mean thats a good reason
  674. Teammate1: but whats urs
  675. Teammate1: again
  676. Teammate1: the extra chromosome?
  677. TheCosmosWand: im not even autistic
  678. Teammate1: huh
  679. Teammate1: the extra chromosome
  680. TheCosmosWand: i've been tested and i passed
  681. Teammate1: means u have trisomy 21
  682. TheCosmosWand: easily
  683. Teammate1: thats down syndrome
  684. Teammate1: not autism
  685. Teammate1: LOOOOOL
  686. Teammate1: so yeah ur def not autistic
  687. Teammate1: ur diagnosed as a downy brother
  688. Teammate2: you needed to be tested for autism??
  689. Teammate2: cant relate
  690. TheCosmosWand: fuck off my older brother has autism
  691. Enemy1: homies with extra chromies
  692. TheCosmosWand: so i also got tested
  693. TheCosmosWand: when i was like 5
  694. Teammate1: and
  695. Teammate1: im surprised
  696. Teammate1: that they didnt tell u u had downs
  697. Teammate1: but said that u didnt have autism
  698. Teammate1: hmmm
  699. TheCosmosWand: you have the downs
  700. Teammate1: seems like they're hiding something from you
  701. Teammate1: im perfectly fine bro
  702. Teammate1: btw
  703. Teammate1: how many chromosomes do you have?
  704. TheCosmosWand: idk like 48
  705. TheCosmosWand: fuck off
  706. Teammate2: ajFJPAOSDFJPASDF
  707. Teammate1: LJFDASIOJBFDSJBFDA
  708. Teammate1: HAHAHAHA
  709. Teammate1: i cant
  710. TheCosmosWand: stop just smashing your keyboard cause you cant type
  711. Teammate1: no im just
  712. Teammate1: "speechless"
  713. Teammate1: :)
  714. TheCosmosWand: by fucking what
  715. TheCosmosWand: you vague fucks
  716. Teammate1: ur inteligence of course :)
  717. Teammate1: its getting to me
  718. Teammate1: im being
  719. Teammate1: educated by u
  720. Teammate1: :)
  721. TheCosmosWand: im way smarter than you
  722. TheCosmosWand: fuck off
  723. Teammate1: yeah ofc
  724. TheCosmosWand: you probably dropped out of highschool or some dumbshit fuck you
  725. TheCosmosWand: you have a GPA of like 2
  726. Teammate1: 2?
  727. Teammate1: so let me ask u this
  728. Teammate1: what grades
  729. Teammate1: gives u a flat 2
  730. Teammate1: gpa
  731. Teammate1: no ap classes :)
  732. Teammate1: we'll give u the easy way out
  733. TheCosmosWand: like D's
  734. Teammate1: ap classes and having that 5.0 average
  735. Teammate1: might thro u off
  736. TheCosmosWand: you are a braindead nobody who probably failed a math class
  737. Teammate1: ?
  738. Teammate1: u know what
  739. TheCosmosWand: what
  740. Teammate1: even riemann and his fucking infinite sums couldnt approximate ur intelligence
  741. Teammate1: its just
  742. Teammate1: shooting off
  743. Teammate1: into indeterminate form
  744. Teammate1: inf^inf
  745. Teammate1: my guy
  746. Teammate1: it takes
  747. Teammate1: at least
  748. Teammate1: 3 integrals
  749. Teammate1: 3 path integrals*
  750. Teammate1: to calculate ur train of thought
  751. Teammate1: u intellectual :)
  752. Teammate1: that shit just doesnt come off normally
  753. Teammate1: its like
  754. TheCosmosWand: im unpredicatable that is legit just a compliment
  755. Teammate1: an abnormal electron during positron decay
  756. Teammate1: yeah dude
  757. TheCosmosWand: you are actually out of insults
  758. Teammate1: exactl
  759. TheCosmosWand: and are just complimenting me now
  760. Teammate1: how can i insult u
  761. Teammate1: when ur
  762. Teammate1: that smart
  763. Teammate1: no
  764. Teammate1: im just
  765. Teammate1: admitting that
  766. Teammate1: ur a superior being bro
  767. Teammate1: dont worry about it
  768. TheCosmosWand: you probably play fortnite
  769. TheCosmosWand: just saying
  770. Teammate1: legit
  771. Teammate1: dont have fortnite
  772. Teammate1: even on my pc
  773. Teammate1: bro
  774. Teammate1: ..
  775. TheCosmosWand: same
  776. Teammate1: yikes
  777. Teammate2: whats fortnite
  778. Teammate1: did u uninstall it
  779. Teammate1: after
  780. Teammate1: u lost in it
  781. Teammate1: to 12 year olds?
  782. Teammate1: i mean ur too smart for them anyway theres no point
  783. TheCosmosWand: no i dont play shitty battle royale games
  784. Teammate1: oh ok got it
  785. TheCosmosWand: i only play shitty mobas
  786. Teammate1: ur judgment is right
  787. Teammate1: :)
  788. TheCosmosWand: ur prob ugly irl
  789. Teammate1: hm
  790. Teammate1: u right
  791. Teammate1: u must be
  792. TheCosmosWand: same
  793. Teammate1: fucking
  794. Teammate1: zac efron bro
  795. Teammate1: 6 pack poppin off
  796. TheCosmosWand: who even is zac efron
  797. Teammate1: like ur ulti at the end of that game
  798. TheCosmosWand: my ultimate was a SLIGHT lapse of judgement
  799. TheCosmosWand: it happens to everyone at least once in like 1000 games
  800. Teammate1: to you
  801. Teammate1: once in 30..
  802. Teammate1: i suppose
  803. Teammate1: obviously not questioning ur intelligence or anything i mean ur superior
  804. Teammate1: just
  805. Teammate1: throwing out an educated opinion
  806. TheCosmosWand: your educated opinion is like that of a preschoolers
  807. TheCosmosWand: its shit
  808. TheCosmosWand: shouldnt even be considered educated
  809. TheCosmosWand: just an opinion
  810. TheCosmosWand: a shitty opinion
  811. TheCosmosWand: from a bad player
  812. Teammate1: u cranking out dead facts man i cant even refute
  813. TheCosmosWand: you are legit more obnoxious when you just agree
  814. TheCosmosWand: cause it just comes off as smug
  815. Teammate1: hm
  816. Teammate1: idk
  817. TheCosmosWand: and you acting as if your better than me
  818. Teammate1: what i should do then
  819. Teammate1: but i mean
  820. Teammate1: if it took u this long
  821. Teammate1: to realize
  822. Teammate1: im mocking you
  823. TheCosmosWand: when we are both legit playing fucking league of legends in plat elo
  824. Teammate1: for how retarded and delusional you are
  825. Teammate1: theres no point in arguing
  826. Teammate1: with someone like you
  827. TheCosmosWand: go to bed
  828. Teammate1: It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
  829. Enemy1: its been 40 minutes since the games ended
  830. TheCosmosWand: you dont need to win an argument
  831. TheCosmosWand: just let bigons be bigons
  832. TheCosmosWand: fag
  833. Teammate2: bigons
  834. Teammate2: whats that
  835. TheCosmosWand: bygones
  836. TheCosmosWand: im retarded
  837. TheCosmosWand: actually fucking cant spell
  838. TheCosmosWand: wtf
  839. Teammate1: IM DEAD
  840. Teammate2: the fact that you misspelled it twice
  841. Teammate2: the same way
  842. Teammate2: without noticing
  843. TheCosmosWand: I WAS TRYING TO DO THE SAYING
  844. TheCosmosWand: SO I DIDNT REALIZE IT FUCK OFF
  845. TheCosmosWand: YOU GIANT LOSER
  846. Teammate2: hey that hurt my feelings
  847. Teammate2: take it back
  848. TheCosmosWand: okay
  849. TheCosmosWand: im sorry
  850. Teammate2: thanks
  851. TheCosmosWand: sike fuck you
  852. TheCosmosWand: you suck
  853. Teammate2: D:
  854. Teammate1: xP
  855. TheCosmosWand: you probably have 49 chromosomes
  856. TheCosmosWand: downy
  857. Teammate1: oof
  858. Teammate1: dead insult
  859. Teammate1: pretty sure
  860. Teammate1: chromosomes come in pairs
  861. Teammate1: odds are hard to come by if u have pairs..
  862. TheCosmosWand: you have an extra one
  863. Teammate1: hmmm
  864. Teammate1: yeah but
  865. Teammate1: chromosomes
  866. Teammate1: can grow
  867. Teammate1: but the other one is affected as well
  868. Teammate1: so it literally HAS to be paired
  869. Teammate1: cuz its from ur parents
  870. Teammate1: unless u have one parent
  871. TheCosmosWand: fine you have 50
  872. TheCosmosWand: then
  873. Teammate1: asexual reproduction?
  874. Teammate1: no judgment there bud
  875. TheCosmosWand: you legit look like a big toe
  876. Enemy1: ROFL
  877. Enemy1: @corvus you legit look like a big toe
  878. Teammate1: so if im tyler1
  879. TheCosmosWand: you have no redeeming qualities
  880. Teammate1: that means i make hella bank
  881. Teammate1: sweeeeet
  882. TheCosmosWand: your also a manlet
  883. Teammate1: i mean
  884. TheCosmosWand: then
  885. Teammate1: at least i have a house to live in
  886. Teammate1: so
  887. Teammate1: ryze
  888. Teammate1: u do realize
  889. Teammate1: all of this is
  890. Teammate1: recorded on stream
  891. Teammate1: ur streaming ur retardedness
  892. Teammate1: to 1200 ppl
  893. Teammate1: im legit
  894. Teammate1: blocking ur name
  895. Teammate1: so u dont get
  896. Teammate1: ppl adding u
  897. Teammate1: and fucking tearing ur life apart
  898. TheCosmosWand: i aint a pussy
  899. Teammate1: and ddosing u
  900. TheCosmosWand: i dont care how many braindead losers watch a mediocre rengar
  901. TheCosmosWand: link stream
  902. TheCosmosWand: otherwise you are full of shit
  903. Teammate1: https://www.twitch.tv/scrubnoob
  904. TheCosmosWand: i knew it
  905. TheCosmosWand: you are full shit
  906. Teammate1: what
  907. Teammate1: thats legit my stream
  908. Teammate1: ;)
  909. TheCosmosWand: and im faker
  910. Teammate1: with that ryze ulti
  911. Teammate1: definitely
  912. Teammate1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owe7hoR1XGQ
  913. Teammate1: this is u
  914. Teammate1: watch first clip
  915. Teammate1: :0
  916. TheCosmosWand: actually faker wished he was me
  917. Teammate1: faker
  918. Teammate1: is legit
  919. Teammate1: copying ur playstyle
  920. Teammate1: in that clip
  921. Teammate1: bro
  922. TheCosmosWand: see everyone has a fuckup like that
  923. TheCosmosWand: while playing ryze
  924. Teammate1: mhm
  925. TheCosmosWand:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHI31ccrCtY
  926. TheCosmosWand: that might help you
  927. Teammate1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JihUdxTSTiQ
  928. Teammate1: her
  929. Teammate1: this one will
  930. Teammate1: give u some
  931. Teammate1: self expression
  932. TheCosmosWand: cheeky cunt
  933. TheCosmosWand: this conversation has gone on
  934. TheCosmosWand: for far too fucking long
  935. Teammate1: u werent gonna win anyways
  936. Teammate1: so
  937. Teammate1: w/e
  938. TheCosmosWand: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN THIS
  939. Teammate1: ?
  940. TheCosmosWand: winning an argument just depends on your outlook of how it went
  941. TheCosmosWand: if you think you lost you lost if you think you won you won
  942. Teammate1: totally
  943. TheCosmosWand: unless there is a judge or some shit
  944. Teammate1: its not like
  945. Teammate1: rhetoric
  946. Teammate1: and logic
  947. Teammate1: exists
  948. TheCosmosWand: my logic is sound
  949. TheCosmosWand: so i win
  950. TheCosmosWand: ez
  951. Teammate1: hm
  952. Teammate1: u right
  953. TheCosmosWand: anyone can say that they have perfect logic
  954. TheCosmosWand: that doesnt make it true
  955. Teammate1: yeah dude
  956. Teammate1: ur righ
  957. Teammate1: right
  958. TheCosmosWand: you know what who won this argument pyke
  959. TheCosmosWand: you be the judge who has the bigger brain
  960. Teammate1: dont even ask him
  961. Teammate1: jus
  962. Teammate1: u won
  963. Teammate1: ok
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