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- Teammate1: ryze
- Teammate1: ur
- Teammate1: just
- TheCosmosWand: big lol
- Teammate1: a wonderful player
- Teammate1: and honestly
- Teammate1: if u get camped that hard
- Teammate1: and still lose to jax
- Teammate1: on ryze
- Teammate1: i should have expected
- Teammate1: that u were that shit
- Teammate1: honestly
- Teammate1: ^_^
- Enemy2: huh
- Enemy1: tbh
- Teammate1: this jax
- Enemy2: i played so good this game
- Enemy1: better jg always wins
- Enemy2: 4head
- TheCosmosWand: and thats why i muted you
- Teammate1: and thats why
- Teammate1: ur gonna be hardstuck
- Teammate1: like the trash can that you are
- Teammate1: HAHA
- Enemy2: whats ur main
- Enemy2: what rank*
- Teammate1: why does it matter
- Teammate1: bring anyone
- Enemy2: im just curious
- Teammate1: bring a fucking challenger
- TheCosmosWand: your still plat
- Teammate1: and this ryze would still lose
- Teammate1: hes so
- Teammate1: shit
- Enemy2: lol
- TheCosmosWand: so dont talk shit
- Teammate1: i dont know
- Teammate1: im plat
- Enemy1: wait
- Enemy2: o
- Enemy1: how are u flaming ryze
- Teammate3: jesus christ
- Enemy1: when ur bot
- Teammate1: because this is a new account?
- Enemy1: is 3/26
- Teammate1: my bot
- Teammate1: at least
- Teammate1: did damage
- Enemy1: how is ryze the target
- Teammate1: and my lux
- TheCosmosWand: new account nice excuse
- Enemy1: LOL
- Teammate1: shielded
- Teammate1: idk
- Teammate3: Ryze dude
- Teammate1: ryze
- Teammate1: ur mental
- Teammate1: i cant just
- Teammate3: we literally
- Teammate1: start a anew account
- Teammate1: bam
- Teammate3: had the game
- Teammate1: grandmaster
- Teammate1: XD
- Teammate3: for free
- Teammate1: ur fucking stupid as shit
- Teammate1: absolute
- Teammate3: becasue rengo hyper carry
- Teammate3: the only way we lose
- Enemy2 left the lobby
- Teammate3: is by u doing
- Teammate3: that dumbass play
- Teammate1: not even that one dumbass play
- Teammate1: all game
- Teammate1: ur fucking
- Teammate1: not matching jax
- TheCosmosWand: your not even good
- Teammate1: letting himi get free shit
- Teammate1: really?
- Teammate3: lmaooooo
- Teammate3: gg
- Teammate1: you're fucking trash bro
- TheCosmosWand: your platinum
- Teammate3 left the lobby
- Teammate1: and i have a fucking 70+% winrate
- Teammate1: raping these players
- Teammate1: except i have u
- Teammate1: shooting me from the back
- Teammate1: fucktard
- TheCosmosWand: i have 70 percent wr idc
- Teammate1: please
- Teammate1: use ur brain
- TheCosmosWand: people go on winstreaks m8
- Teammate1: and just think
- TheCosmosWand: its not hard
- Enemy1: wait
- TheCosmosWand: anyone can do that
- Enemy1: LOL
- Enemy1: ok but
- Teammate1: if u think
- Teammate1: that
- Enemy1: 70% wr in 100 games
- Teammate1: my winrate
- Enemy1: isnt just streak
- Teammate1: doesnt prove my fucking skill
- Teammate1: then nothing will
- TheCosmosWand: you just need some good luck
- Teammate1: u delusional fuck
- Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
- Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
- Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
- Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
- Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
- Enemy1: loooooooooooooooooooooool
- Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
- Teammate1: 30 games
- TheCosmosWand: win some coinflips
- Teammate1: already
- Teammate1: 50% winrate
- TheCosmosWand: im not impressed
- Teammate1: u must be
- Teammate1: absolutely
- Teammate1: delusional
- Teammate1: and mentally
- Teammate1: disabled
- Teammate1: right?
- Teammate1: pyke
- Teammate1: im not alone on this
- Enemy1: yea
- Enemy1: LMFAO
- Enemy1: you right
- TheCosmosWand: i have you know'
- Teammate1: "scientific hypothesis"
- Enemy1: it just
- Enemy1: be liek that
- TheCosmosWand: i got diamond last season ez
- Teammate1: dagfhuiygfdjg
- Teammate1: HAHHAHHA
- Enemy1: LOL
- Enemy1: HJAHASDOUHASODJ
- Teammate2: wow nice
- TheCosmosWand: i just havent played in like a month
- Teammate2: very cool
- TheCosmosWand: im rusty
- TheCosmosWand: thats it
- Teammate1: ur gameplay
- Teammate1: or ur brain?
- Teammate1: i dont think brain
- Teammate1: can gather rust bro
- TheCosmosWand: mr im on a smurf but stil plat
- Teammate1: that shit just doesnt chemically react
- Teammate1: you do realize
- Teammate1: that the extra chromosome
- Teammate2: it can if he's a bot
- Teammate1: could be a fair reasoning
- Teammate2: metal brain
- Enemy1: bro this is hella
- Enemy1: funny
- Enemy1: ryzes arguments
- Enemy1: he doesnt
- Enemy1: realize
- Enemy1: LOL
- TheCosmosWand: you are legit a mediocre rengar who had a good game
- Enemy1: loooooool
- Teammate1: MEDIOCRE
- Teammate1: ROFL
- TheCosmosWand: why are you even talking shit
- Teammate2: and what does that make u lol
- Teammate2: u threw this game
- Teammate2: several times
- Teammate2: so hard
- TheCosmosWand: you press r then q combo any gold player can do that
- Teammate1: anked Solo
- 7 minutes ago
- Defeat
- 36m 10s
- Rengar
- Smite
- Flash
- Electrocute
- Sorcery
- Rengar
- 32 / 8 / 5
- 4.63:1 KDA
- Double Kill ACE
- Level18
- 211 (5.8) CS
- P/Kill 80%
- Tier Average
- Platinum 1
- The Black Clea
- Teammate1: anked Solo
- 7 minutes ago
- Defeat
- 36m 10s
- Rengar
- Smite
- Flash
- Electrocute
- Sorcery
- Rengar
- 32 / 8 / 5
- 4.63:1 KDA
- Double Kill ACE
- Level18
- 211 (5.8) CS
- P/Kill 80%
- Tier Average
- Platinum 1
- The Black Clea
- Teammate1: anked Solo
- 7 minutes ago
- Defeat
- 36m 10s
- Rengar
- Smite
- Flash
- Electrocute
- Sorcery
- Rengar
- 32 / 8 / 5
- 4.63:1 KDA
- Double Kill ACE
- Level18
- 211 (5.8) CS
- P/Kill 80%
- Tier Average
- Platinum 1
- The Black Clea
- Teammate1: anked Solo
- 7 minutes ago
- Defeat
- 36m 10s
- Rengar
- Smite
- Flash
- Electrocute
- Sorcery
- Rengar
- 32 / 8 / 5
- 4.63:1 KDA
- Double Kill ACE
- Level18
- 211 (5.8) CS
- P/Kill 80%
- Tier Average
- Platinum 1
- The Black Clea
- Teammate1: anked Solo
- 7 minutes ago
- Defeat
- 36m 10s
- Rengar
- Smite
- Flash
- Electrocute
- Sorcery
- Rengar
- 32 / 8 / 5
- 4.63:1 KDA
- Double Kill ACE
- Level18
- 211 (5.8) CS
- P/Kill 80%
- Tier Average
- Platinum 1
- The Black Clea
- Teammate1: anked Solo
- 7 minutes ago
- Defeat
- 36m 10s
- Rengar
- Smite
- Flash
- Electrocute
- Sorcery
- Rengar
- 32 / 8 / 5
- 4.63:1 KDA
- Double Kill ACE
- Level18
- 211 (5.8) CS
- P/Kill 80%
- Tier Average
- Platinum 1
- The Black Clea
- Teammate1: anked Solo
- 7 minutes ago
- Defeat
- 36m 10s
- Rengar
- Smite
- Flash
- Electrocute
- Sorcery
- Rengar
- 32 / 8 / 5
- 4.63:1 KDA
- Double Kill ACE
- Level18
- 211 (5.8) CS
- P/Kill 80%
- Tier Average
- Platinum 1
- The Black Clea
- TheCosmosWand: not impressed
- TheCosmosWand: thats shit
- TheCosmosWand: plat 1
- Teammate1: ROFL
- Teammate1: im just
- Teammate1: actually
- TheCosmosWand: your rank is literally plat 1
- TheCosmosWand: and you are flexing
- TheCosmosWand: lol
- Enemy1: bro
- Enemy1: rank
- Enemy1: legit
- Enemy1: doesnt
- Enemy1: show
- Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=fear
- Enemy1: like
- Teammate1: here
- Teammate1: theres my main
- Enemy1: how nutty ppl are
- Teammate1: im challenger
- Teammate1: heres ur flex
- Teammate1: go ahead
- Teammate1: stare at it
- Teammate1: with ur disabled brain
- Teammate1: since all u can read
- Teammate1: is a rank
- Teammate1: and go
- Teammate1: HUADHFUDHAH GOOD PLAYER HUAEHHU CHALLENGER
- TheCosmosWand: your not challenger
- Teammate1: UDSIOHAGIAD BAD PLAYER CAJHGUDAFJO PLAT 1
- Teammate1: fucking idiot
- Teammate1: ryze
- Teammate1: let me just
- TheCosmosWand: anyone can bring up a random ass challenger acc
- Enemy1: looooooooooool
- Teammate1: consult
- TheCosmosWand: dummy
- Teammate1: ur magnificent brain
- Teammate1: ok
- Teammate1: so what
- Teammate1: can prove
- Enemy1:looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
- Teammate1: my skill
- Teammate1: besides idk
- TheCosmosWand: playing well
- Teammate1: the winrate
- Teammate1: the gameplay
- Teammate1: asE7UHI8FOJVTKRQ;L
- Teammate1: so ur saying i didnt play well this game
- Teammate1: ?
- Enemy1: 70% wr in p1 doesnt
- Enemy1: mean hes p1
- Teammate1: hey ryze
- Teammate1: u know what
- Teammate1: its probably
- Teammate1: right
- Teammate1: im living in like
- TheCosmosWand: 70 percent wr just means he got luckier than most
- Teammate1: a fucking dream rn
- TheCosmosWand: same
- Teammate1: therse no way
- Teammate1: a real human being
- Teammate1: is this
- Teammate1: uneducated
- Enemy1: looooooooooooooooooooooooool
- TheCosmosWand: uneducated what do you even mean by that
- Enemy1: bro he hit dia last season
- Enemy1: dont
- Enemy1: roast him
- TheCosmosWand: we are playing league of legends we dont need a college phd
- Teammate1: true
- Teammate1: ur
- Teammate1: diamond last season
- Teammate1: u mus tbe
- Teammate1: fucking
- Teammate1: magnificent
- Teammate1: just
- Teammate1: 30000000 iq PEWWW
- Teammate2: skt t1 ryze player, galaxy brain
- Teammate1: right off the roof
- Teammate1: LMFAO
- TheCosmosWand: I hit diamond last season i have you know
- TheCosmosWand: your still plat
- Teammate1: yeah true
- Teammate1: thats just
- TheCosmosWand: just saying
- Teammate1: unfortunate
- Teammate1: i need a few more lucky games
- Teammate1: to get that
- Teammate1: rank
- Teammate1: up
- Teammate1: adjogi
- Teammate1: :)
- Enemy1: ROFL
- TheCosmosWand: you do need luck
- TheCosmosWand: im pure skill
- Enemy1: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- Teammate2: idk why ur talking ur still plat 3
- Teammate1: yeah true
- Teammate2: right now
- Teammate2: on opgg
- TheCosmosWand: all my wins 100 percent me
- Teammate1: fuck me
- Teammate1: in the ass
- TheCosmosWand: your wins are just getting carried
- Teammate1: his logic
- Teammate1: is just
- Teammate1: mind blowing
- Enemy1: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- TheCosmosWand: my logic is too much for your pea brain to handle
- Teammate2: 3 / 9 / 8
- 2 / 5 / 2
- 3 / 5 / 3
- 1 / 7 / 3
- 0 / 1 / 0
- 0 / 4 / 3
- Teammate2: nice carries bro
- TheCosmosWand: k/d/a doesnt mean shit
- Teammate1: alright
- Teammate1: then
- Teammate2: oh really
- Teammate1: how do u prove
- TheCosmosWand: i put in the work where it matters
- Teammate1: how good u are
- Teammate1: if ur kda
- Teammate1: doesnt show
- TheCosmosWand: i dont need proof
- Teammate1: what shows
- Teammate1: ?
- TheCosmosWand: i know im good
- TheCosmosWand: im not insecure like you
- Teammate2: so ur delusional
- Teammate2: got it
- TheCosmosWand: and need to smurf
- TheCosmosWand: so i dont get rammed in plat 1
- Enemy1: brooooooooooooooooo
- TheCosmosWand: you were legit afraid of pyke
- Teammate1: yeah u right tbh
- TheCosmosWand: a support
- Teammate1: mhm
- Teammate1: yeah
- Teammate1: thats right
- TheCosmosWand: like how are you afraid a support will oneshot anything
- Teammate1: *which did more damage*
- Teammate1: *btw*
- Teammate1: *not that u can even process statistics with ur fucking binary brain*
- Teammate1: ^_^
- TheCosmosWand: statistics are for cowards
- Teammate2: u should go back to shen
- Teammate2: and press r on players like reng
- TheCosmosWand: who need graphs to hide behind
- Teammate1: u should go back to
- Teammate2: maybe u will win some games
- Teammate1: the sewer
- Teammate1: and just
- TheCosmosWand: stats dont show the whole game
- Teammate1: stay homeless bro
- Teammate1: who let
- Teammate1: a homeless guy
- Teammate1: into the library
- Teammate1: and let him have wifi
- Teammate1: to play league
- Teammate1: just
- Teammate1: who
- Teammate1: does that
- Teammate1: most homeless people reads news
- Teammate1: not this guy
- Teammate1: hes flexing his skill and intelligence
- TheCosmosWand: if im homeless then you are literally the shit in the street i took
- TheCosmosWand: garbage
- TheCosmosWand: stay hardstuck plat 1
- Enemy1: thats
- Enemy1: kinda not
- TheCosmosWand: probably cant even reach diamond
- Enemy1: the definition
- Teammate1: hardstuck
- Teammate1: hm
- Enemy1: of hardstuck
- TheCosmosWand: solo
- Enemy1: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- Teammate1: i legit
- Teammate1: sigh
- Teammate1: i dont even know
- Teammate1: how to convey this information
- Teammate1: with my
- Teammate1: 150 wpm
- Teammate1: like
- Teammate1: who can educate this man
- Teammate1: just who
- TheCosmosWand: wtf does wpm stand for
- Teammate2: LOL
- Enemy1: oh no
- Teammate1: oIJDIOGADG
- Teammate1: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- TheCosmosWand: fuck you i dont need to know every abbreviation
- Teammate1: yo
- Teammate1: ryze
- Teammate1: whats
- Teammate1: us
- Teammate1: stand for?
- Teammate1: bro?
- Teammate1: u know what us is?
- Teammate1: U.S.
- Teammate1: if u want the formal way
- TheCosmosWand: U.S stands for fucking united states
- TheCosmosWand: im not that retarded
- Teammate1: XD
- Teammate1: whats
- Teammate1: DNA
- Teammate1: then
- Teammate1: bro
- Teammate1: if u went to
- Teammate1: middle school
- Teammate1: u would know
- Teammate1: btw
- Teammate1: ;)
- TheCosmosWand: no one uses wpm
- TheCosmosWand: for anything
- TheCosmosWand: dna is used commonly so is us
- Teammate2: but what does it mean
- TheCosmosWand: i have never once seen wpm as an abbreviation
- Teammate2: educate us faker-senpai
- Teammate1: WHAT DOES
- Teammate1: DNA
- Teammate1: MEAN
- Teammate1: THEN
- Teammate1: XD
- Teammate1: if it's so
- Teammate1: common
- Teammate1: :)
- TheCosmosWand: ITS THE FUCKING SPINNY THINGS WHEN THEY EXPLAIN GENES AND SHIT
- TheCosmosWand: FUCK OFF
- Enemy1: google.com
- Teammate2: LOLLLLOOOLOLOLOLLLOLOLL
- Enemy1: what does dna stand for
- TheCosmosWand: using google is cheating
- Teammate2: ok then what does dna mean
- TheCosmosWand: i dont know the expact fucking word for it but i know what it means
- Teammate2: so you dont know what it means
- Teammate2: is what
- Teammate2: ur saying
- TheCosmosWand: i do you brainlet
- Teammate1: LOL
- Teammate1: x
- Teammate1: d
- Teammate2: actually i just realized
- Teammate2: if u dont even know what wpm means
- Teammate2: why the fuck are you playing ryze
- Teammate2: LOL
- Enemy1: what does mph stand for
- Teammate1: i was kinda tilted
- Teammate1: not anymore
- Teammate1: since
- Teammate1: i lost
- Teammate1: cuz of this
- TheCosmosWand: miles per hour
- Teammate1: excuse of a piece of shit
- Teammate1: so at least
- TheCosmosWand: words per minute
- Enemy1: what does wpm stand for
- Teammate1: i dont feel like i did bad
- Teammate1: :0
- Teammate1: lOKIOFDB
- TheCosmosWand: im fucking retarded
- Teammate1: HE FOUND IT
- TheCosmosWand: fuck you guys
- TheCosmosWand: you could of legit just told me
- Teammate2: google is cheating
- Teammate2: remember
- TheCosmosWand: ya well i cheated fuck you
- Teammate2: JKLADSFKLP ASJDPFOI;A
- TheCosmosWand: fuck this test
- Enemy1: now this feels like bullying D:
- Teammate1: im just
- Teammate1: baffled
- Teammate1: by
- Teammate1: ur
- Teammate1: conspicuous
- Teammate1: intelligence
- Teammate1: my guy
- Teammate1: https://imgflip.com/i/31wts2
- Teammate1: :)
- TheCosmosWand: man my intelligence at least average
- Teammate2: LOL
- TheCosmosWand: easily
- TheCosmosWand: fuck off
- Enemy1: ROFL
- Teammate1: wooo
- Teammate2: post this on twitter lol
- TheCosmosWand: you legit took time to make that shitty fucking wojak meme
- Teammate1: wojak?
- Teammate1: its group retards
- Teammate1: dipshit
- Teammate1: since ur last brain cells
- Teammate1: are a group of
- Teammate1: retards
- Teammate1: get it?
- Teammate1: HAHAH
- TheCosmosWand: i get it
- Teammate1: ok cool bro :)
- TheCosmosWand: you can fucking photoshop shit
- TheCosmosWand: doesnt mean your good
- TheCosmosWand: your still trash and im 99% sure im better than you
- Teammate1: oh wait
- Teammate1: YEAH UR RIGHT
- TheCosmosWand: what
- TheCosmosWand: i am right ez
- Teammate1: hm
- Teammate1: true
- Teammate1: i agree
- Teammate1: ur a better player
- TheCosmosWand: ty ty
- TheCosmosWand: im glad you finally understand
- TheCosmosWand: ill ez get challenger just to shit on your supposed alt account too
- Teammate1: hmmm
- Teammate1: bro r u done
- Teammate1: time to go to bed
- TheCosmosWand: ya
- Teammate1: night night bro ^_^
- TheCosmosWand: cya
- Teammate1: fucking retard
- Teammate1: pls
- TheCosmosWand: fuck you too
- TheCosmosWand: i hope you have nightmares
- TheCosmosWand: cunt
- Teammate2: D:
- Teammate2: so scary
- Teammate1: i hav enightmares
- Teammate1: of
- Teammate1: your 6 braincells
- Teammate1: haunting me
- Teammate1: and dragging down my iq
- Teammate1: my guy
- Teammate1: jesus
- TheCosmosWand: i hope you have a nightmare of me legit fucking your mom
- TheCosmosWand: fuck you
- TheCosmosWand: you suck
- Enemy1: one day he gonna lay down a little too hard and lose half his remaining brain cells oh no
- Teammate1: lOL
- Teammate1: u
- TheCosmosWand: i could lost half my braincells and still have more than you\
- Teammate1: fucking my mom?
- Teammate1: with ur nonexistent penis?
- Teammate1: liusten ryze
- Teammate1: the fact that
- Teammate1: u dont get how
- Teammate1: "6 brain cells" is a symbolic term
- Teammate1: is just
- Teammate1: conveying ur stupidity
- Teammate1: brain cells are approximately equivalent in every human being
- TheCosmosWand: man you probably have a double digit iq
- Teammate1: unless u legit are missing a chunk because of a physical injury
- Teammate1: and you?
- TheCosmosWand: idk never took an iq test
- Teammate1: you have the iq of a piece of frozen broccoli on mars bro shut the fuck up ^_^
- TheCosmosWand: so im just assuming im like 150
- TheCosmosWand: you have a negative iq
- Teammate1: iq
- Teammate1: cant be
- Teammate1: negative...
- Teammate1: sigh...
- TheCosmosWand: go to bed
- Teammate1: thats like saying theres negative mass
- Teammate1: dipshit
- Teammate1: that doesnt fucking apply to reality
- Teammate1: "genius"
- TheCosmosWand: the sleep depreivation is making you stupid
- Teammate1: i mean thats a good reason
- Teammate1: but whats urs
- Teammate1: again
- Teammate1: the extra chromosome?
- TheCosmosWand: im not even autistic
- Teammate1: huh
- Teammate1: the extra chromosome
- TheCosmosWand: i've been tested and i passed
- Teammate1: means u have trisomy 21
- TheCosmosWand: easily
- Teammate1: thats down syndrome
- Teammate1: not autism
- Teammate1: LOOOOOL
- Teammate1: so yeah ur def not autistic
- Teammate1: ur diagnosed as a downy brother
- Teammate2: you needed to be tested for autism??
- Teammate2: cant relate
- TheCosmosWand: fuck off my older brother has autism
- Enemy1: homies with extra chromies
- TheCosmosWand: so i also got tested
- TheCosmosWand: when i was like 5
- Teammate1: and
- Teammate1: im surprised
- Teammate1: that they didnt tell u u had downs
- Teammate1: but said that u didnt have autism
- Teammate1: hmmm
- TheCosmosWand: you have the downs
- Teammate1: seems like they're hiding something from you
- Teammate1: im perfectly fine bro
- Teammate1: btw
- Teammate1: how many chromosomes do you have?
- TheCosmosWand: idk like 48
- TheCosmosWand: fuck off
- Teammate2: ajFJPAOSDFJPASDF
- Teammate1: LJFDASIOJBFDSJBFDA
- Teammate1: HAHAHAHA
- Teammate1: i cant
- TheCosmosWand: stop just smashing your keyboard cause you cant type
- Teammate1: no im just
- Teammate1: "speechless"
- Teammate1: :)
- TheCosmosWand: by fucking what
- TheCosmosWand: you vague fucks
- Teammate1: ur inteligence of course :)
- Teammate1: its getting to me
- Teammate1: im being
- Teammate1: educated by u
- Teammate1: :)
- TheCosmosWand: im way smarter than you
- TheCosmosWand: fuck off
- Teammate1: yeah ofc
- TheCosmosWand: you probably dropped out of highschool or some dumbshit fuck you
- TheCosmosWand: you have a GPA of like 2
- Teammate1: 2?
- Teammate1: so let me ask u this
- Teammate1: what grades
- Teammate1: gives u a flat 2
- Teammate1: gpa
- Teammate1: no ap classes :)
- Teammate1: we'll give u the easy way out
- TheCosmosWand: like D's
- Teammate1: ap classes and having that 5.0 average
- Teammate1: might thro u off
- TheCosmosWand: you are a braindead nobody who probably failed a math class
- Teammate1: ?
- Teammate1: u know what
- TheCosmosWand: what
- Teammate1: even riemann and his fucking infinite sums couldnt approximate ur intelligence
- Teammate1: its just
- Teammate1: shooting off
- Teammate1: into indeterminate form
- Teammate1: inf^inf
- Teammate1: my guy
- Teammate1: it takes
- Teammate1: at least
- Teammate1: 3 integrals
- Teammate1: 3 path integrals*
- Teammate1: to calculate ur train of thought
- Teammate1: u intellectual :)
- Teammate1: that shit just doesnt come off normally
- Teammate1: its like
- TheCosmosWand: im unpredicatable that is legit just a compliment
- Teammate1: an abnormal electron during positron decay
- Teammate1: yeah dude
- TheCosmosWand: you are actually out of insults
- Teammate1: exactl
- TheCosmosWand: and are just complimenting me now
- Teammate1: how can i insult u
- Teammate1: when ur
- Teammate1: that smart
- Teammate1: no
- Teammate1: im just
- Teammate1: admitting that
- Teammate1: ur a superior being bro
- Teammate1: dont worry about it
- TheCosmosWand: you probably play fortnite
- TheCosmosWand: just saying
- Teammate1: legit
- Teammate1: dont have fortnite
- Teammate1: even on my pc
- Teammate1: bro
- Teammate1: ..
- TheCosmosWand: same
- Teammate1: yikes
- Teammate2: whats fortnite
- Teammate1: did u uninstall it
- Teammate1: after
- Teammate1: u lost in it
- Teammate1: to 12 year olds?
- Teammate1: i mean ur too smart for them anyway theres no point
- TheCosmosWand: no i dont play shitty battle royale games
- Teammate1: oh ok got it
- TheCosmosWand: i only play shitty mobas
- Teammate1: ur judgment is right
- Teammate1: :)
- TheCosmosWand: ur prob ugly irl
- Teammate1: hm
- Teammate1: u right
- Teammate1: u must be
- TheCosmosWand: same
- Teammate1: fucking
- Teammate1: zac efron bro
- Teammate1: 6 pack poppin off
- TheCosmosWand: who even is zac efron
- Teammate1: like ur ulti at the end of that game
- TheCosmosWand: my ultimate was a SLIGHT lapse of judgement
- TheCosmosWand: it happens to everyone at least once in like 1000 games
- Teammate1: to you
- Teammate1: once in 30..
- Teammate1: i suppose
- Teammate1: obviously not questioning ur intelligence or anything i mean ur superior
- Teammate1: just
- Teammate1: throwing out an educated opinion
- TheCosmosWand: your educated opinion is like that of a preschoolers
- TheCosmosWand: its shit
- TheCosmosWand: shouldnt even be considered educated
- TheCosmosWand: just an opinion
- TheCosmosWand: a shitty opinion
- TheCosmosWand: from a bad player
- Teammate1: u cranking out dead facts man i cant even refute
- TheCosmosWand: you are legit more obnoxious when you just agree
- TheCosmosWand: cause it just comes off as smug
- Teammate1: hm
- Teammate1: idk
- TheCosmosWand: and you acting as if your better than me
- Teammate1: what i should do then
- Teammate1: but i mean
- Teammate1: if it took u this long
- Teammate1: to realize
- Teammate1: im mocking you
- TheCosmosWand: when we are both legit playing fucking league of legends in plat elo
- Teammate1: for how retarded and delusional you are
- Teammate1: theres no point in arguing
- Teammate1: with someone like you
- TheCosmosWand: go to bed
- Teammate1: It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
- Enemy1: its been 40 minutes since the games ended
- TheCosmosWand: you dont need to win an argument
- TheCosmosWand: just let bigons be bigons
- TheCosmosWand: fag
- Teammate2: bigons
- Teammate2: whats that
- TheCosmosWand: bygones
- TheCosmosWand: im retarded
- TheCosmosWand: actually fucking cant spell
- TheCosmosWand: wtf
- Teammate1: IM DEAD
- Teammate2: the fact that you misspelled it twice
- Teammate2: the same way
- Teammate2: without noticing
- TheCosmosWand: I WAS TRYING TO DO THE SAYING
- TheCosmosWand: SO I DIDNT REALIZE IT FUCK OFF
- TheCosmosWand: YOU GIANT LOSER
- Teammate2: hey that hurt my feelings
- Teammate2: take it back
- TheCosmosWand: okay
- TheCosmosWand: im sorry
- Teammate2: thanks
- TheCosmosWand: sike fuck you
- TheCosmosWand: you suck
- Teammate2: D:
- Teammate1: xP
- TheCosmosWand: you probably have 49 chromosomes
- TheCosmosWand: downy
- Teammate1: oof
- Teammate1: dead insult
- Teammate1: pretty sure
- Teammate1: chromosomes come in pairs
- Teammate1: odds are hard to come by if u have pairs..
- TheCosmosWand: you have an extra one
- Teammate1: hmmm
- Teammate1: yeah but
- Teammate1: chromosomes
- Teammate1: can grow
- Teammate1: but the other one is affected as well
- Teammate1: so it literally HAS to be paired
- Teammate1: cuz its from ur parents
- Teammate1: unless u have one parent
- TheCosmosWand: fine you have 50
- TheCosmosWand: then
- Teammate1: asexual reproduction?
- Teammate1: no judgment there bud
- TheCosmosWand: you legit look like a big toe
- Enemy1: ROFL
- Enemy1: @corvus you legit look like a big toe
- Teammate1: so if im tyler1
- TheCosmosWand: you have no redeeming qualities
- Teammate1: that means i make hella bank
- Teammate1: sweeeeet
- TheCosmosWand: your also a manlet
- Teammate1: i mean
- TheCosmosWand: then
- Teammate1: at least i have a house to live in
- Teammate1: so
- Teammate1: ryze
- Teammate1: u do realize
- Teammate1: all of this is
- Teammate1: recorded on stream
- Teammate1: ur streaming ur retardedness
- Teammate1: to 1200 ppl
- Teammate1: im legit
- Teammate1: blocking ur name
- Teammate1: so u dont get
- Teammate1: ppl adding u
- Teammate1: and fucking tearing ur life apart
- TheCosmosWand: i aint a pussy
- Teammate1: and ddosing u
- TheCosmosWand: i dont care how many braindead losers watch a mediocre rengar
- TheCosmosWand: link stream
- TheCosmosWand: otherwise you are full of shit
- Teammate1: https://www.twitch.tv/scrubnoob
- TheCosmosWand: i knew it
- TheCosmosWand: you are full shit
- Teammate1: what
- Teammate1: thats legit my stream
- Teammate1: ;)
- TheCosmosWand: and im faker
- Teammate1: with that ryze ulti
- Teammate1: definitely
- Teammate1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owe7hoR1XGQ
- Teammate1: this is u
- Teammate1: watch first clip
- Teammate1: :0
- TheCosmosWand: actually faker wished he was me
- Teammate1: faker
- Teammate1: is legit
- Teammate1: copying ur playstyle
- Teammate1: in that clip
- Teammate1: bro
- TheCosmosWand: see everyone has a fuckup like that
- TheCosmosWand: while playing ryze
- Teammate1: mhm
- TheCosmosWand:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHI31ccrCtY
- TheCosmosWand: that might help you
- Teammate1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JihUdxTSTiQ
- Teammate1: her
- Teammate1: this one will
- Teammate1: give u some
- Teammate1: self expression
- TheCosmosWand: cheeky cunt
- TheCosmosWand: this conversation has gone on
- TheCosmosWand: for far too fucking long
- Teammate1: u werent gonna win anyways
- Teammate1: so
- Teammate1: w/e
- TheCosmosWand: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN THIS
- Teammate1: ?
- TheCosmosWand: winning an argument just depends on your outlook of how it went
- TheCosmosWand: if you think you lost you lost if you think you won you won
- Teammate1: totally
- TheCosmosWand: unless there is a judge or some shit
- Teammate1: its not like
- Teammate1: rhetoric
- Teammate1: and logic
- Teammate1: exists
- TheCosmosWand: my logic is sound
- TheCosmosWand: so i win
- TheCosmosWand: ez
- Teammate1: hm
- Teammate1: u right
- TheCosmosWand: anyone can say that they have perfect logic
- TheCosmosWand: that doesnt make it true
- Teammate1: yeah dude
- Teammate1: ur righ
- Teammate1: right
- TheCosmosWand: you know what who won this argument pyke
- TheCosmosWand: you be the judge who has the bigger brain
- Teammate1: dont even ask him
- Teammate1: jus
- Teammate1: u won
- Teammate1: ok
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