I wait for the Snyder cut all the time. I found the Snyder cut to my own work, and it is so much better. It ran like so: Allen Allenen was a Mexican man. He lived in Tijuana, and his family had come there from the California, but first from Finland. He grew wary and discontent of being Finnish, so he decided to learn of his ancestry. After he did that, he became the world’s largest larper, dressing up and talking like the prophet spurdo sparde. He then stormed America, specifically the area where the DC women lived, proceeded to nut in them, and knocked a few of them up. Finnish people, as we all know, are aliens that conspire to take over the world. As such, his knocking up, even though compatible with our biology, had the effect of swelling the women up to way past rubenesque, or maybe it is rubenesque, but there was a power creep with the amount of food we could produce. I am Toyota Kawasaki, with UM news, here to interview him. Allen, your thoughts?
“Kaksoispiste de de de de ese, it’s not a no quiero situation though. If ese senoritas are watching this, know that I accept you for who you were. Fug, my benis.”